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REPLY TO THIS THREAD AND YOU WILL HAVE A GIRLFRIEND BY TOMORROW

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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REPLY TO THIS THREAD AND YOU WILL HAVE A GIRLFRIEND BY TOMORROW
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thk
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>>743676469
about time, mooooommmmmmm i have a girlfriend!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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pls
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>>743676469
Anyone the source of the pic?
She looks very sad.
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>>743676469

Why tomorrow and not now?
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>>743676469
Gimme gimme gimme a girl after midnight
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>>743676469
plz
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yay
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>>743676469
Naaaaa
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nice try fagget
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says who
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i already got one
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Donk
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>>743676469
@
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>>743676469
pls
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plox
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Hello
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i wish for a blonde on, please not fat.
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>>743676469
i want a boyfriend
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>>743676469
pls
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>>743676951
hi
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>>743676469
I've always wanted to know why she has a strip of bacon across her nose
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>>743677032
>bacon :c
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>>743676993
i wish it was that easy
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>>743676469
Okay.
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All of the girlfriends!
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yay i gonna get a gf
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Pls
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I don't believe you.
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give me one with a big dick
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How
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>>743676469
please
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prove me wrong
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>>743676469
i dont think so
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please give me a gf to hug :3
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>>743676469
Ok
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>>743676469
Prefer Blonde
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yup
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>>743676469
okay
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enditallforme
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>>743676469

I just want my little girl back.
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kecc
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Fucking normies leave >reeeeeeeee
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>>743676469
thanks
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I don't want one.
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No older than 15 please...
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>>743676469
WHAT IF I DONT WANT ONE

does that mean I'll be raped
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will i get to abuse her tho?
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>>743676469
if i dont you owe me $20 op >:(
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ok
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I hope her dick is bigger than mine.
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>>743676951
are you a girl(male) ?
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lj
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>>743676469
hope so
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>>743676469
sure
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>>743676469
ayyyyyy
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i hope
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You better not be lying
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A guy can dream
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i want one too
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>>743676469
Her eyes look dead. Who hurt dis girl?
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>>743677729
trans girl
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>>743676469
replying
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Why not? Maybe it'll work?
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cool
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>>743676469
I've done it so many times now.. still not a gf QQ
>Captcha
>Avenida
>Ida
>my ex's name

>mfw
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ok
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>>743678015
any nudes?
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plz may this works
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okpls
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k
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>>743677686
>abuse
are you fucking retarted?
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Ty OP you fuggot
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These posts never work, but I won't give up hope!
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wtf is the problem with her face
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Please sir, may i have some more?
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>>743676469
I need a side bitch
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>>743676469
it workd with the money dog so let try
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>>743676469
i hope this works
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>>743676469
already have one so... thanks
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ok
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Why is it always this picture of a girl with a bloody nose? That's just massively creepy
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oh
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>>743676469
I want to believe
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i wish
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ye nah
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Yee
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Why is it always the same pic?
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>>743676469
Thanks
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Serial?
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>>743676469
Dooooode, are u real mage or someone else? Because, for me now is tommrow, and thats true
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>>743676469
:'( yeah right :'( :-P
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Fak you op
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>>743676469
i hope
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Can i beat her?
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Worth a shot ~
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Hope
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Pls
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>>743678045
auto girls roll out!
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>>743676469
let's hope it works
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PLESE
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hope never dies
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fuck yes
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xd
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please let it be caitlin
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fuck yes!
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Gibs GF
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>>743676469
well.. I guess I'll give it a try once again
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>>743676469
ne
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>>743676469
I want some sorbet and by god I'l get it
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Ok
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will it be her?
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>>743678015
But he cant have a GF that hot. :/
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very good tutorial for single faggots:
go out and find the fucking girl. Not matter how she looks like.
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Lets see
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hopefully i will
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>>743676469
roll
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done
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just got denied by a bitch yesterday (Yes /b/ I'm a ugly Swede.) Hopefully the gods will be nice to me.
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Let's see
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ok
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finally!
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>>743676469
Ha
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>>743676469
Kek
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i hope
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doubt it
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>>743676469
Ahhh hhhh
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>>743676469
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>>743676469
>That damaged face
Mmm a good few bruises might do'er some good but that's just my opinion.
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>>743676469
pls
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>>743676469
Please
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okay
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>>743676469
please
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>>743676469
69
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>>743676469
k
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>>743676469
Finally gona fug hard
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>>743676469
please
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>>743680322
Swede girls only like black and brown guys.
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Plz
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Pls...
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>>743676469
Deep sigh....
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xD
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>>743676469
please work
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Yey
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>>743676469
want to believe...
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show bobs and vegana
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Plz
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>>743676469
Spell's broken.. no more girlfriends.
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nigger
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>>743681600
Delet this
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Thank you op!
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i hope this works
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Ok, but I get to pick who.
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If you lie, I swear I'd skin you alive, eat your flesh and make your skeletal system my gf.
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Worth a try....
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>>743676469
you better not bamboozle me
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>>743676469
Please be telling the truth..I don't know how this could be true, magic? I don't know... but please...I beg you OP.
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>>743676469
No
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>>743679126
KYS
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You havent met me.
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K
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goeie
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>>743676469
Lol i don't Hope so
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Why not now?
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>>743676469
fds
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Please and thank you.
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>>743676469
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I'm waiting
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I wonder how many people here have immunity dog?
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Hope this helps my lonesome self
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cheers boi
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>>743676469
if my mom never dies in her sleep when i reply to the post then this must be true!
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>>743676469
Yea would be nice
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>>743676469
thx op
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>>743676469
Yay mom ill have a gf tomorrow!
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Doubt it
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>>743676469
alright
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Thanks anon!
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>>743676469
reply
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>>743676469
may as well
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>>743676469
If I reply twice do I get two girlfriends tomorrow?
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cool
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I never go outside not possible. feelsbadman.
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>>743676469
.
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>>743676469
gimme g/f, big tits prefered
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i hope
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plz
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>>743676469
Can I have Claudia back?
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>>743676469
bullshit
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I am gay
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>>743676469
I neeeeed it
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>>743676469
maybe?
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naw. my life is too fucked up as it is right now.
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>>743676469
But will she love me?
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3rd time lets go need her tomorrow
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Dayanne...
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>>743676469
thanks
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>>743683054
No, You will have Claudio
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>>743676469
ok
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>>743683341
Females never love males, they just stick around if they have some use for you. Not money exclusively ofc
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>>743683552
Welp, I'm going to die alone.
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Rolling.
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Right...
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>>743676469
k
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>>743676469
gooby
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>>743676469
ehm...
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Taking any chance fam
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>>743676469
PLEASE! I'm alone ;(
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>>743676469
here goes nothing
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sure
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>>743676469
haha jokes on you, i have a curse that repels all women
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Can't risk it.
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is this what my life has come to
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k
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>>743676469
Having a GF is totally overrated ,getting a girlfriend is so fucking easy.

Just pay them compliments , and make sure they know what your intentions are .

There is not a girl in that land that doesn't get turned on by a guy telling them they want to fuck them .
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Fuck yeah
Imma tag her in memes and hope she does the same to me
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>>743676469
PLEASE, I NEED ONE
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gief! :))))))))))))))
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plz
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pls
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>>743676469
why not
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Shit bro
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>>743676469
why that pic?
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>>743676469
tup
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closest chance I have all year.
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yay, always wanted one of those
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plz
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uhhhhhhhh muhfuckin gf?
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Wow this actually works. Thanks OP. You are such a nice person for blessing everyone in here with a girlfriend
cunt
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kek please.
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Yay, I get gf
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another one? ok fine
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>>743676469
Lets see about that......
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>>743676469
Nah
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A boyfriend too pls
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go
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>>743676469
try me bitch
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>>743676469
took the bait because of desperateness
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Sill gonna fap
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I'm hopeful
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gurreat
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Why not
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>>743676469
Roll
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>>743686066
I'll be your boyfriend
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might work in a placebo like way
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another
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>>743676469
I'm so lonely
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K
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k
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>>743676469
Chance of it happening so let's go
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