ITT: SHARE YOUR SECRETS/ CONFESSIONS/ ETC

Sorry, OP. Don't really have any devastating secrets or confessions. Pretty typical life, if a tad Internet heavy. You?

>>743660978
I want to use women as toilets. I want them to eat my shit.

>>743661105
only 1, and it's so secret i wont ever tell anyone. ever. irl or online

I've been fighting with myself for about a month now, thinking about writing an apology letter to all my cousin's I groped on and even had sex with growing up. . .then driving over to the hospital and shooting myself at the front door. . .that way my family doesn't have to find my body. . .

>>743661412
Come on, OP. I'm going to fall asleep soon from drunkenness. Share it so at least I'll forget it as I sleep.

>>743661412
Pussy

In my senior year of high school I made myself a trap.... thought it's what I really wanted... now I'm in the military manlier than most of you fags. Haven't told anyone and no one who knew me brings it up.

I am a low key fag.
I like chicks with dicks. Only one person who knows. My gf. She has a vagina.
I am Actually put off by the idea of doing stuff with a ts for real but videos and photoshopped pics turn my dick diamond.

>>743661474
>>743661478
all im willing to say is it has something to do with pussy...

>>743661637
That's pretty much everyone even straight guys. Who doesn't like hot traps? Asexuals maybe.

I just found out that my wife isnt happy with my penis size, watches gay porn and is a fucking child with an inflated ego because of her family background and her degree. The latter I merely ignored figuring she would grow out of it. Jokes on me huh.

>>743661452
Just kill yourself, don't hurt anyone else with that girlie apology.

>>743660978

I haven't been with a girl in over 2 years, and I'm starting to think if I get back with one it's just going to ruin the balance I've gained in my life.

>>743661746
Did you torture a kitten, OP?

>>743661829
She might ask you to take it up the ass for her from a hung black guy. Maybe suck him off after he cums in her.
What do?

>>743660978
jk i dont

Im still not sure to this day if I murdered someone and it kinda used to eat at me until very recently

Only 3 people know

>>743661907
nah, it has nothing to do with purposely harming anything/anyone, quite the opposite actually.

>>743661850
Noted.

I've been fucked by several dogs over the past 13 years.

I'm tired of dating because every girl I date ends up "Wanting to experience hooking up and doing crazy shit before they get old", and I've toyed with the thought of getting my own place and a dog for when I'm horny, but I bought a bad-dragon toy instead to curb the craving and I haven't tried anything since then.

Even though I'm a zoophile, my ideal relationship would honestly be with a girl that isn't one but enjoys watching me get fucked. I'm not sure why, I like watching zoo porn with women getting fucked, but I'd prefer my partner wasn't one of them. This is actually a really common thing among the beast community, I found that out last year, most of them prefer partners that don't want to partake and only watch.

I don't know. That's about my worst secret, I'd never tell anybody this in real life ever, family members all have dogs and would freak out thinking I've done something with them, non-family would call the cops since I'm a guy.

I've noticed in various communities that female zoophiles can get away with it and most people won't report them, they'd rather just watch/try to join them, but male zoos ALWAYS get reported and called disgusting.

>>743662125
Oh, I see OP. Sorry for pushing you then. No need to continue. Since you hinted so openly, I'll admit a little secret too.

A few months ago, I moved apartments but didn't (want to) register to have my furniture picked up by the city because it costs a fee. (Japan is pretty weird in this regard.) Instead, at 3 in the morning, I stalked the streets carrying furniture to nearby trash areas so that other neighbors would have to take the burden.

I regret it to this day, knowing that my frugality likely led to awkward encounters between neighbors and the city.

In my senior year of high school I made myself a trap.... thought it's what I really wanted... now I'm in the military manlier than most of you fags. Haven't told anyone and no one who knew me brings it up.

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>>743662253

"I regret it to this day, knowing that my frugality likely led to awkward encounters between neighbors and the city."

you're so fucking japanese.

>>743662253
so you threw away all your furniture instead of having the city do it for you?.. why didnt you want to move it to your new place?

>>743662230
Bc you're disgusting. But so are the female zoofags

>>743662253
lol Japanese. Man just learn to say "fuck the community" Nigga I take my bike on the train during Tokyo rush hour. Let em' cry.

>>743662456
It wasn't much. Just an old futon and some curtains and a few clothes. There are futon fees, but I didn't want to leave my apartment to talk to whoever handles them.

>>743662230
And here i was liking sissies is fucked up. Damn boy you take the platinum medal.
That shit is really fucked up.

>>743662505
If you say so.

>>743662602
Why's that? I'd love to hear what you think's wrong with it.

>>743662230
Disgusting

>>743660978
i only have one testicle, no one except me and my parents know that

>>743662702
Virgin detected

>>743662533
But if I fuck the community, what stops the community from fucking me.

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>>743662253
This may be the most Japanese thing I have ever read.

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>>743662758

This. It's not nam, there are rules.

>me 27 buy a farm with a huge shed
>carpenter, cabinet maker
>make furniture for a living in my shed and live off the land
>next door neighbours a good guy comes over buys some furniture
>end up making a whole bunch of pieces and cabinets and decking his house out
>pays well
>over summer he has to work so I said he can send his kids two girls over to the shop during the day
>they chill out in my shop
>buy an industrial router, the thing vibrates like a mother fucker
>idea
>weld a few joints onto the side of it
>over the next week "hey girls come and sit here and see how long you can stay on"
>start up my day cutting wood
>routing the fuck out of wood and the machine is going off vibrating like a crackhead
>While its on go around the side of the machine
>older one is clearly having an orgasm holding onto the side of the machine
>cut some more wood for about 15 minutes
>they both get up and say they gotta go outside
>finish cutting wood and go out the front to make sure they are okay
>older one is laying in the grass enjoying the sun and the post orgasm haze
>"felt good did it?"
>over the next few years she'd come over and I'd buzz her little snizz off cutting wood

>>743662056
sounds like something my friend did

>>743662636
I for one do not understand how sexual attraction towards dogs or any other animal than humans can be developed. Ever thought it might be a fucked up defense mechanism against your sickness to date?
Animals cannot say no, humans can. You might be petrified of rejection and thus pick easy targets. Instead of molesting children you do it to animals.
I dunno it is just grotesque and the fact you want people see you get fucked by dogs is even more fucked up. And expect that person to love you for it..wtf

>>743662230
I fucked a female dog a few times in my teenage honry life

Havnt done it sense n don't want to but watch it in rare occasions

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>>743662910

>>743662910
tell more

>>743660978
My fetish is a threesome with a 12 year old blonde girl and her mother, who is in the middle of giving birth.

>>743662980
>I for one do not understand how sexual attraction towards dogs or any other animal than humans can be developed. Ever thought it might be a fucked up defense mechanism against your sickness to date?
There's been recorded cases of zoophilia all throughout human history. Sex with dogs or horses is one of the top "taboo fetishes" that women will admit to having, as well as men. You can google that yourself, there have been a few anonymous surveys and it consistently shows up.

>Animals cannot say no, humans can. You might be petrified of rejection and thus pick easy targets. Instead of molesting children you do it to animals.
I have moral issues with penetrating animals and I won't do it, because in that case you're right, there's absolutely no way to know if the animal wants it or not.
On the other hand, a male animal will absolutely mount with no incentive or persuasion at all. If you've ever seen a dog jump on your leg and start humping and try to pull you down to the ground to fuck you, you'd realize that they absolutely want it. There's no question about it.

>I dunno it is just grotesque and the fact you want people see you get fucked by dogs is even more fucked up. And expect that person to love you for it..wtf
I said my ideal relationship. Why would I want to hide something that I enjoy from my partner? Of course I would want my partner to enjoy watching it. But only that person, I don't get off on exhibitionism. I'd just rather have my girlfriend/wife to not be disgusted by it in an ideal setting.

I would of course never do anything if the girl I was with was disgusted by it, but that would of course be hiding something.

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>>743662980
Different anon here, been shamefully jerking off to bestiality for years now. For me it's always been a humiliation and shame thing, like a form of bondage. Makes me feel like shit but cum buckets. For the record I never have nor never will actually engage in any acts with an animal, just like jerking off to it.

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>>743663159

My mom's car fingered me in her backseat's friend.

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>>743663261

This is why I like black chick porn. Feels like what I imagine zoos feel, that dirty wrongness about fucking an animal, except slightly less horrible.

>>743663333
try again.

>>743663295

Wtf is happening here. Is he crushing the baby or

rolla

when I was 16ish I gave oral sex to a really cute 9yo girl quite a few times. she loved it and i had just as much fun, probably more.

>>743661612
Manlier? You still took a dick in your ass - I didn't. So no.

>>743660978

I know my dad cheated on my mom with her cousin. We were away on some mounatin vacation and my mom stayed home because she was pregnant with my sister. Kids went to sleep, adults kept drinking. In the middle of the night i woke up to the sound of my dad and my aunt talking, kissing and fucking. Me and my dad shared a room and he probably thought i was asleep and didnt know how loud they were cause they were drunk. I was 8 years old, and i think it scared me for life. Never told anyone. My dad and i have a strained relationship because of it, but he doesnt know why.

rollb

Jerked off to my cousin's ass and her boobs while she was bathing. Didn't get a direct look. Saw them on the bathroom door by the closed door.

rollc

>>743662230
I like to see a women getting fucked by a dog...i get off to seeing them let the dog just fucken hard and raw and they enjoy it but I think what dose it most for me is seeing the women Love it

>>743663632
>Jerked off to my cousin's ass and her boobs while she was bathing. Didn't get a direct look. Saw them on the bathroom door by the closed door.
On the "floor"

>>743663213
The fact there are records of it happening doesnt make it sane to practice.
First off sexual attraction is given by pheromomes and hormones.
These are built specifically to attract the opposite sex. Males and females of a species are evolved in such a way that they can percieve their pheromones thus generating attraction.
Humans do not have receptors for dog pheromones.
The sexual attraction you get to animals is not natural, through pheromones. It is from some mental thing you got that actually makes you wanna fuck dogs.

The example with the dog humping is so wrong. That is purely instinct and domination. My dog only does that if i interacted with other dogs and he senses their smell. He never does that as a sign of "let me fuck you master" as you interpret it. This aspect clearly shows your fucked up thinking.

Females doing it is just as fucked up btw.

rolld

>>743660978
I think the birth control I'm taking is making me moody, but I can't NOT take it

>>743663808
why not?

>>743662920
Whatd your friend do

>>743663869
because regularly my boyfriend comes over and the real effects of birth control kick in after a month of use

>>743663989
Unfortunate. I know that taking like b-12 can maybe help, but yeah, that sucks.

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>>743663159
Pic perfectly related.

>>743664053
at least I don't have an implant, if you ever have a gf that's considering: run, because that girl will go crazy with all that's happening with her hormones

>>743663436
No, that's amniotic fluid gushing out.

I enjoyed Dead Rising 4.

>>743664137
Noted, I can only imagine what they'd be going through.

>>743662702
Um, accident? Illness? Cancer? Or were you born like that?

I have no foreskin because my parents let it get infected and it had to be removed when I was only a month or so old.

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I wear my bra for months sometimes

>>743664289
ha ha! that sucks.

>>743663560
Did he state that anywhere?

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>>743660978
i have just posted a picture of my gf's sleeping tits on tumblr: marelmentekitthonrol

bmpp

I actually fucked a shemale here in Asia once. Was drunk and picked up a girl who said that she had a dick.
Said something like "huh, well I might as well try dick once" and I did.
It was ok, probably would have been better with a hotter person.
Not my cup of tea but I'm gonna try it again.
And shemales do give pretty good blowjobs. Gotten a few of those from shemales.

I've been "joking" about the blow jobs with some people but never said anything about that one night when I tried a lot of gay shit.

I am straight, but.....

One night I had a spontaneous gay experience with another straight dude. Didn't know him, met him randomly, didn't plan it at all. It just happened. Was good, totally enjoyed it, was fun to try but had no real idea wtf I was doing. Helped that I was drunk.
Literally one minute we were introducing ourselves, five minutes later we were finding a private place to have fun.

I feel guilty because I didn't watch my grandpa die like the rest of my family did when I was 12. I stepped out and played on the trampoline because I didn't want to see him go. I still get mad I wasn't there to be with him. I have so much guilt over that.

>>743664710
I miss lidl

>>743664877
Dont beat yourself up. You were a kid. You had no idea of the seriousness of the situation. Your granddad wouldn't mind.

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>>743664710

Párcserében benne vagytok?

>>743665037
Listen to this guy

>>743665107
barátnőd van a képen?

>>743663808
Stop taking them.....they have my gf high blood pressure, made her nipples extremely sensitive that anything touching them even the breeze would feel like glass cutting them, and almost gave hee a heart attack

>>743665423

Nem vagyok cuck, barátnőt nem cserélnék. Barát-extrákkal.

>>743665534
can esetleg kép róla szemből?

I am around 30 years old and I like a 16 years old girl, I'm waiting for her to be legal to invite her out.

>>743665522
>almost gave hee a heart attack
Lmoa

>>743664476
Not even the guy you replied to, but did it need to? If he was successful he did and if he wasn't he still probably did. Horny highschoolers fuck anything, and there's some obvious shame here. You can tell by the dick measuring "I'm better than you" shit.

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>>743665588

>>743662910
>industrial router
A Draytek?
What's the wireless like on it?
Post pic of router

>>743665787
nagyon szexi. szívesen játszadoznék vele. láthatnám a ciciket is?

>>743665879

Te is küldj valamit

>>743663580
Very good secret anon

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>>743665943
alszik

I FUKD yo MOMMA!!!!!!!!

>>743666077

oks, adj egy throwaway emailt és írok!

>>743666564
marelmentekitthonrol gmail com

>>743665522
I probably should but condoms aren't that good either

One way or another I'll ruin them

>>743661452
dude, wear mask rape her, show up minutes later...ask if she DTF

when i was 14 i took the v of a 10yo girl. fucked quite a few other times as well. all was 100% consensual. the 1st time was kinda painful for her but that was the only time.

I didn't have breakfast today, I'm either too depressed or lazy to get myself some food

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I like big tits shhhhhhhh

berrrmpp

>be me somewhere around 14yo
>its new years eve
>my older bro goes to a party and leaves me and my friend couple of beers
>we hang out, drink it
>get drunk
>we start waatching porn
>both get horny
>friend says he has to go to the bathroom
>when he passes by me he touches my back with his boner
>holyshit.jpg
>when he comes back says he has to go
>leaves
>i go to take a shower
>start masturbating becouse horny af
>i lay down and start fingering my ass
>moan my friend's name as im about to cum
>cum into my open moouth with cock in my hand and fingers in ass

>>743669380
I'd like her more if she had a feminine penis

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I wanna fuck my sister and I don't know what to do

>>743664877
A 12 yo should not be watching anyone die its natural not wanting to see that should not feel guilty at all

>>743663549


again? greentext

>>743668340


greentext

>>743670671
You'd think so, but you're wrong. I watched my mother die at twelve years old. I stayed with her for 32 hours after they notified us she would be leaving this earth soon. It didn't traumatize me, and I'm happy I was with her when she passed. I'd be as guilt ridden as the other anon if I had left the room when she died.

>>743670855

i watched my beloved grandma die at 3
it was quite shocking

>>743670920
Yeah but me and the other guy were four times that age. At 3 you're just a little bitch.

>>743664877
At 12 you should have understood a life coming to an end. Your grandfather deserved a dignified death with his family by his side. Yet the one most important person to him, more than his own child, didn't have it in him to be there.

> Shame

> Shame

> Shame

Buried my grandfather at 6 and father at 12. Loved them both. Proud that I was there when they passed. Death is tragic, not filthy. Children need to be educated not sheltered.

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When I was like 6-7 years old in 1994/1995 I witnessed a man slash off another mans kneecap with a machete (two black men). I was probably about 15-20ft away while it happened. I can still vividly remember the blood splattering on one of the neighbours door (it was a complex). I always thought I made it up, until recently when my parents admitted that it happened, but kept it from me assuming I would have forgotten about it.

It's one of the main reason why I sometimes get anxious around black men especially teenagers.

>>743663074
Whats it like? Was she into it?

I always walk past a few high schools when they finish up cause I find young girls unbelievable hot. Sometimes try speak to a few hoping I can get with one sometime. I'm 27

>>743663580
Should've blackmailed your aunt into sex when you grew up.

>>743660978
When I was in my early twenties, my married step sister and I fucked for a little over a year.

>>743661817
Asexual here, traps are the fucking best

Wow, 99% of fags here have only have secrets related to sexual stuff... Aren't you retards so dam dirty and badass with your own little special fetishes.

>>743660978
When I was 14 I had sex with my 12 year old friend, under her parents noses

>>743672305
greentext

>Me 15
>Detached from social life
>Don't care about other or understand emotions well
>Wag most of the first term, do some silly but harmless dumb shit
>Principal summons me to his room
>Says i have 2 choices, Expulsion or to be sent to a behaviour school. (Trouble teens rehab school? can go into detail if anyone cares)

>be me first day
>walk in to say what appears to be normal kids
>I sit down and i think i need to seem unstable so i don't get fucked with
>Proceed to make my hand move in odd ways, grasping and making my fingers move.
>3 months in 2 new girls comes and joins in one is 13 the other 16.
>first thought is i want to bash the kiwi kids head in to show my dominance.
Cont?

i'm going to inherit over 15 million dollars within the next 15-20 years... then another 5m 5-7 years after that.. i'm fucking nervous as hell. More money, more problems..

I was at the playground yesterday with my kid. There was a mom sitting on the ground stretching (i assume post-run) while her kid played. I made my kid go closer so that i could see up her shorts. Saw her panties and groin up her shorts, but she had a thick pad on. Was grossed out but couldn't stop peeking.

>me 27
>meet classy tight lady in gym (around 50)
>ended up liking her a lot and asked her to go out with me
>said she is married
>continue speaking with her even so
>months went by
>kept complimating her
>finally she asks me to go out some time for coffee
>next day we go out
>shows up in a casual dress and she is fucking sexy
>having a great time
>we walk back to the car and i make my move and start kissing her
>insta hard on
>she felt it
>asked her if she wants to come to my place for a while
>she said yes
>proceed to go to my place and fucked for 3 hours
>holy shit it was amazing
>she came a lot of times
>i came 3 times one on her face one on her ass and back and one on her tits
>moving on from there
>never happened again but we still speak when we see each other at gym occasionally
>i met a girl in the gym after some months
>looked like her but i didn't gave much attention to it
>started speaking casually in the gym
>asked her to go out
>we go out a lot of times
>we dont particularly have a lot in common but she is hot as fuck and she likes me
>we end up starting a relationship
>amazing sex
>she asked me to meet her folks
>you guessed it already
>holy shit her mom is the lady i fucked
>she was stunned at first but acted like nothing had happened
>we said we know each other from the gym and thats that
>ended up having a very serious relationship with the girl and we are together for 3 years now...and i have fucked her mom

I hooked up with a girl I met on steam, and even though I told her she was cute and pretty I actually found her hideous.
I let her blow me in a parking lot.
I recently found out info about her that makes me want to hook up with her again.

Whenever I jerk off I go on Omegle. It's become a habit over the last year, open porn on one half of the screen and Omegle on the other. Once in a while I get a bitch to flash tits, occasionally all out mutual masturbation session. Thing is I have no way of knowing how old the girls are, if they say 17 they could be 14. So it's likely I've done some pedo shit, gotten girls to completely expose themselves on camera.

>>743670654
Fuck your sister

I've been whoring myself out to my brother and his friends for the last 7 years so I can buy clothes and shit

I've been leaving my blinds open when my wife is naked so the next door teen can watch her. She sleeps nude so its easier.

>>743660978
Lost my virginity to a prostitute.

>>743674306
What info?

I shall confess

I jacked off on two different passes out chicks after I fingered them on separate occasions, I fucked a blacked out chick once, I cheat on my wife... some other shit too but these are the worst things

>>743675261
that shes an artist here on /b/
I also fucked up and bolted when things went south, but people I posted the story to told me I should have went back to her place, because it sounded like she was into me.

>>743663333
It's "fongered".

But in light of your quads, you're forgiven.

>>743675154
Same. Bangkok, I was 15 and snuck out of my hotel.

>>743674989
awesome.
you probably very honest...
it is probably working well for you.

>>743676016
Yeah I normally get close to $700 a week just for being a whore

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I use cucumbers to masturbate.

>>743676127
You're earning peanuts. Are you ugly?

Last July when I was attending summer school in college my sister-in-law called me with a worried tone telling me that my dad went missing. They found his car near a bridge. I was 2,000 miles away and could do anything about the situation. I talk to a friend about it and cried. Three days later, my mom told me that they found his body in the water. Went I attended my dad's funeral I could cry but instead smiled. I didn't know why. I had a great relationship with him. This bothers me till this very day. I wish I could have been there for him. He was always there for me when I needed him. I'm a real piece of shit and I hate myself for not being their for him in his despite time of need.

Gf doesn’t know I post her - did it while she was sucking me off

>>743676286
I dont think so, I though that was an ok amount for a few hours of fucking, what should I try and get?

>>743676441
Let's see, give us a pic. Depends where you are and your services and your age.

>>743676572
Will I need to do all that tits or gtfo shit, cuz I really can't be fucked with it? and I'm 21, live in australia and do most things they want

I reply to my own posts to try ans drawn attention to them to get real replies. Also ive been texting this guy and I'm kinda doubtful I'm actually bi.

I collect used diapers from bathrooms and take them home to play with. Have done for a good few years. AMA. inb4 pamperchu.

Had sex with a 9/10 cousin me 19M her 16F.

Put it in my dogs ass because 15 and horny.

Used to listen to my sister masturbating

Listened to my parents fucking

Listened to my brother fucking.

My best friend and his girl thought I was passed out drunk in bed and had sex on the floor next to me.

I told my fucking thief step-son's P.O. how he was cheating the drug test requirement of his parole. They violated his ass the very next day. Now it's 18 months of nutrient loaf at State. His mother is distraught but I sleep like a baby.

>>743662980
Actually they can say no, by biting. You'd be surprised the amount of dogs that don't care/like it.

>>743661452
Do you have guilt? Or is it anxiety? More detail on the groping?

>>743663708
You'd think but cats in heat like to rub up on humans because our pheromones are very closely related.

One time I took a penny from the take one need one tray and I didn't need one.

>>743672862
cont plz

>>743676668
Nah a decent pic of your body will suffice. Do you do anal?

>>743676316
Most people don't want their hurt (mental or physical) to be felt by others. That's why many people hide their depression (along with shame). Your father didn't want to burden you with his troubles, indicative as to why he drove so far away before killing himself.

Maybe you smiled because you remembered all the good he had in him, or maybe you realized his suffering was over.

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>>743677759
This good?

>>743673753
Great story. You are my hero of the day.

>>743677982
Thanks anon

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>>743660978
I want to find, rape, and kill Alice. Any information of her exact whereabouts would be appreciated.

>>743678085
Lets see some nudes

>>743660978
It was me who stole the other side of the moon.
Half Life 3 will be released when it's done.
The night is actually dark because the sun sleeps at night.
Camouflage is cheaper invisibility.
Cars were initially invented to run people over and get away with it.
A baseball bat doesn't live in a cave and can't fly on it's own (watch out though).
Coffee is made of 66.66% "Coff" and 33.33% "ee".

>>743663333
Lul wat

20 years ago when I was working as a one-hour photo tech, sometimes people would bring in rolls of film with nudes or outright porno pix. If nobody was watching (which was almost all the time), I'd run off a copy of the pic or pix for myself. But I didn't do it stupid like Sy in One Hour Photo and steal them so the sales count and the machine count didn't match. I had about a dozen fake names and addresses in the store's computer, so I'd log my prints under one of those and then ring them up and pay for them when the place was nice and quiet. I've still got those pix and look at them every so often, taking great pleasure in having a picture of those girls that they thought only their boyfriends had. Before you ask, I'll never share any of them. But, if you ever took a naked picture of your gf in the late '90s and then brought that roll in for one-hour photo developing, I (or someone like me) just might have a copy.

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Long story but tricked my gf in sleeping with my black coworkers.

>>743678800
and 'she' disappears

>>743675368
Thought of a few more... I share my naked wife online a lot and she has no clue, I allow her to fuck anyone she wants so I am a cuck too... uhm I stole her sisters panties and wore them around for a while... if I think of more I will be back...

>Worked at a call center with a guy
>Asked him to look at my car after work
>While looking, his wife pulls up to pick him up
>I meet her. Hot Asian. Didn't think much else of it.
>Next day I get friend request on FB from her. Week later she messages me drunk.
>I invite her over, no more than 20 mins in we are fucking.
>Deep tight pussy, perfect fit.
>Puts her to sleep.
>But she told husband (my cubicle buddy) she was coming to my place........
>He calls me, I tell him she's outside chatting with my friends and her phone is in the house.
> Tell him to come over, knowing he wont because someones gotta watch their three kids.
>Turns into a multiple times a week thing, except he now thinks she's somewhere else
>Everyday he is venting to me at work about how he thinks shes cheating because they're not having sex anymore
>I play concerned friend and supporter. She's texting me all day everyday
>Few months in, she's pregnant.
>Now he knows she is because they arent having sex
>She turns into headcase and starts threatening me with child support when the baby arrives.
>I play calm and try to convince her to not keep it
>Doesn't work. Bitch is crazy
>I leave her alone for a week. Maybe she will cool down
>Nope.
>Finally a month in I get random Fuck you text as shes angry that since her tubes are tied...
>Ectopic Pregnancy, cant keep baby
>I play concerned lover and side guy
>Happy as hell deep down.
>all the while still consoling her husband my cubicle buddy
>Months go by no talking to her, she drunk texts me.
>Cant get pregnant and keep it so I go back to fucking her.
>She's not working so all money she gets is from him.
>I convince her to buy me shit
>PA System ($900), Banana Republic ($300 at least), TV. Etc
>Gets pregnant 2x.
>Says to me "I'm basically saving money for abortions"
>I laugh inside.
>2 years this goes on.
>He suspects its me finally 6 months before I move across the US to Los Angeles.
>Been here 2 years. She flew here to fuck two months ago

>>743663333
this

>>743679812
Yeah well I'm not really big on sharing nudes with these degenerates

I'm falling for a dumb cool edge lord cunt because he was tsundre and then turned nice to me and I can't handle it
I feel like my emotions are being played with. Down, boner. Down.

>>743680855
t. literal incestuous whore

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>>743662230

>>743681196
Yeah so? I only do it for the money

>>743681260
>i only let my brother fuck me so i can buy brand clothing lol im not a degenerate xD

>>743681761
Well it's not like I love him or anything, besides he's just the guy I started on now I have a few I fuck for money

>>743681835
Weren't you also about to let one of these degenerates fuck you for money?
>It's not like I love him
You fucked your brother. YOU FUCKED YOUR BROTHER!

>>743681835
You don't love your brother?

>>743682000
When did I say I'd let one fuck me?
Like you've only fucked people you love

>>743671593
Never has there been a more South African post.

>>743682079
No

>>743660978
I work at a nuclear power plant. I was so sleepy one day that I accidentally pushed the wrong button, which caused the death of 150,000 people in the surrounding area.

Nobody knows.

Have maybe taken 100 showers my whole life, doesn't even bother me. I am 30.

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>>743660978

>>743682151
Sounds like BS

>>743662702
You and me both. I had a prosthesis put in but it got infected weeks after it had healed. I've had a persistent form of mrsa since birth though and it ate through the skin of the surgery. I had a hole in my nutsack that grew over the course of a week from a pin point to a half dollar size. The fake testicle kept wanting to poke out so I kept having to adjust while walking and push it back in my sack during class (uni at the time). Its the most painful thing I had to act the most normal about, as not even my roommates knew because of my crippling insecurity with it. I was able to fully take out my prosthesis with a little squeeze and able to put two fingers inside my nutsack and feel around the inside of the sack just to see what its like. It's just hollow inside with a nut dangling from a string basically. Also putting a flashlight shining through my sack was hilarious, I would even do puppet shows like that. A fleshy colored puppet show. Well, i ended up having it removed by squeezing and then stiffed my nuts with gauze until it healed.

Fun times

I sneak into my boss' locker at work, smell the crotch of her workout clothes and jerk off into them...

>>743682227
Good to see everyone can see me talking about fucking my brother

>>743682097
What the fuck does love have to do with whether or not you should fuck your brother? Are you retarded? You're a retarded hooker?

>>743682437
Sure you shouldn't breed with your sibling but a fuck is fine

>>743682097
>when did I say
You didn't have to. You're a hooker and giving out info on where you live. I'll bet you would have skyped with one if he was nearby and added to your "small group". You're ugly, retarded, and probably desperate for more that will pay to fuck you. Jesus, I can't even fathom who would want to fuck you with your linebacker build, let alone pay for it. You started young, didn't you?

>>743682584
ok, if someone was going to pay good enough I might, some guys life thick girls, and yeah so what?

>>743682498
It literally isn't fine to fuck your sibling. You only think it is because you're a degenerate and a prostitute.

>>743682644
>thick
You look like a tranny.

>>743682645
I bet you would fuck your sister if you had one and she let you
>>743682673
I guess you have lots of experience with them but sadly for you I dont have a cock you can suck like a little faggot :)

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>>743682584
>Jesus, I can't even fathom who would want to fuck you with your linebacker build, let alone pay for it.

lel

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>friends with hot chick
>often come over her house to do shit
>one night she falls asleep
>i get up and pull my dick out
>start jerking off to her
>shoot a cum shot that reaches the ceiling
>all fucked, I quickly get a chair to reach the cum
>get a cloth and wipe it
>sit down next to her and fall asleep
>wake up next morning to find that I forgot to clean up some shots on the carpet
>before she wakes up I get a glass of milk and put it near the cum stains
>she wakes up and I tell her I accidentally spilled some milk last night but couldn't get the stains out
>she gets pissed but she's convinced it's milk so it's all fine
>still friends with her and I'm going to come over her house again tonight

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