Rekt thread

>>743642323
I BELIEVE I CAN FLYYYY

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>>743642048

>>743642224
Kek

>>743644030
story? did he get bottled?

>>743642224
Fucking Frogger

>>743644238
Yea he got bottled, i'm not sure about the story though

>>743642832
kek

>>743644030
seems like a chris kyle type of guy. something the guy said probably triggered some war memory

>>743644238
none yet. Police still looking for the guy.

http://www.star-telegram.com/news/state/texas/article169603282.html

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4832412/Glass-bottle-smashed-man-s-face-texas-bar.html

>>743644759
Reminds me of the fag that got his eye poked out with a pool cue in a biker bar.

If you take dicks in the ass and look the part, do not enter a biker bar.

>>743644238
that shit's serious. i know a guy who got bottles. shredded his face. he'll have some serious scars for the rest of his life. guy who did it is serving 4 years for assault with a deadly weapon.

>>743645030
probably should've stopped talking shit

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>>743642048

She ran towards the train...and then towards the center of the train. God forbid she reproduce. We have enough stupid people on this Earth.

>>743645195
>people using words i dont like means i can do whatever i want
Hows it going to antifa fag

>>743645350
then covered her face as she turned her back to the train. Yeah that helped.

She needed peril-sensitive sunglasses.

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>>743645195
ya i'm sure the guy who did it doesn't regret a thing. four years of your life in a state penitentiary and being unable to get a job with a violent felony on record when you get out is a small price to pay to keep your ego intact.

>>743645580
lol you sound so obese
go choke on another shard of chicken bone and fantasize about a nigger fucking the girlfriend you claimed in that waifu thread

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>>743645350
so you've just... you've never panicked? just never? you've never had such an adrenaline rush that you do some brainless shit and then when you calm down you ask yourself why the fuck you did that? you just can't relate to any other living thing even if you try? Yer just soooo good you can't possibly bother to try? fucking kys

>>743646096
i've never panicked and ran directly in front of a train. i'm sure of that.

>>743646096
>I panicked so I ran towards a moving train
Not that I remember

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>>743646096
when you let your mom borrow your laptop but realize the porn windows are still open

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>>743642048
Can't tell if suicide or extremely dumb...

>>743646960
Running towards a train clearly means an accident.
I remember when I forgot to buy eggs in the supermarket so I shot myself in the head. Unfortunately I'm not a great shooter.

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>>743644759
>dailymail
In case he's on the run in Sheffield?

One new one.

>>743647966
Holy kek. What a dumb fuck

>>743647817
Wat. Did he knock himself out or just play dead

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>>743647817

>>743645010
>If you take dicks in the ass and look the part, do not enter a biker bar.

>implying bikers don't dress like fags

>>743648062
You can't fucking tell me that they didn't know this would happen.
Where the hell does the stereotype of chinks being smart come from?

>>743642224
lol'd

>>743642048
too young? http://cam-x.com

>>743645954
My BMI is ≤ 17. I've had sex with lots of women. If someone talks shit to my face they're going to get what's coming.

>>743643892
>>fat ass takes 2 in both holes

>>743644030
Even tho he got bottled he didn't spill a drop of beer. What a champ

>>743643892
What kind of 3rd world shithole is this where they don't have railroad crossing barriers?

>>743648759
I enjoy seeing morons get their comeuppance.

>>743646609
Kek

>>743648320
Why the fuck would anyone allow this to happen.

>>743642323
>Oopsforgottoclosethegate.webm

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>>743649191
Seems like there would be some point before this fucked up point that you would think, "Holy Shit, I need to get this taken care of!"

>>743648370
>japs smart
>chinks are simple stupid work robots

>>743649438
I hope I meet you in a bar and you admit to making this video.

Please jesus. Let me redeem myself.

>>743642048
Is there a possibility for her to survive? She was only hit by the train but I don't think it ran over her.

>>743649772
He dindn't made it, why would you enter this thread if you're going to be a pussy?

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>>743647966
>>743648062
>>743649406
Keep it up bro. I love bike rekts

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>>743649772
>Christians are suppose to be the judge of man.
>Redemption can be bought with cheap acts of violence.

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>>743649772
Would what you want to do really redeem you in the eyes of Jesus though? You need help, sick fucker

>>743642323
if he should just move the fuck on and let the driver avoid him he could still live.. but nooo.. he must turn back

>>743650142
Naaa mate - I just want to fuck up his face.
I just appeal to the jebus for color.

>>743649438
Look at those sausage fingers, some 400lb neckbeard taking out his inadequacies on poor defenseless critters, I wish I could run into this man on the street. If I could manage to push him over, he'd never be able to get back up.

Any more of this BTW?

>>743648741
brags about underweight BMI holy shit u fuckin faggot

you pussy you cant even fight a gust of air

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>>743650142
>That God makes people starve to death, not other humans with free will who continue to reproduce and create children that they cannot care for.

>>743649693
>i love anime
>fuck 2000 years of incredible history, lol china/asia

Ok buddy.

>>743650521
hehe hope he died

>>743648759
fake

>>743646096
No, this was suicide. I drive trains, and have had a couple of jumpers. Two have done exactly that...run out in front of the train and turned around so they don't see it coming and just stood still.

>>743650521
>Cones only after the truck, not before
That faggot should be sued.

>>743649837
blunt trauma
she dieded well

>>743649669
thats some quality cultural enrichment right there.

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>>743650778
Kek, gotta get myself one of those

>>743645350
best rekt picture of the world

>>743642048
What a waste of pussy.

>>743650142
>pic blaming god and jesus for things humans do.

ask me how I know you're 12

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>>743642048
not really rekt since she survived.
not even a Darwin award, since there's always plenty of men who will fuck a dumb cunt.

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>>743642224
It's like Pulp Fiction when I first saw it: Am I supposed to laugh at this?
>feels bad man, but still, Muahahaha!

>>743650644
you did notice most internet accident vids are chinks?

japs make weird vids, but facepalming stupidly death is usually chinese

>>743649438
actually a disgusting freak.

you are edgy

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>>743650626
Help got there quick, oh wait. Nevermind

>>743650626

That fucking ambulance that just drives past hahahahha

>>743650889
kek, fuck your tractor

>>743649049
uhh there are lots of crossings in rural areas that dont have barriers. even in the US

>>743651258
Well, that ambulance was on the way to save someone elses life. If they would have stopped there it could have ensured someone died.

>>743651248
Just when I started getting bored of vehicle ones. This one saved the day.

>>743651374
*Especially in the US.

>>743650820
>german autobahn
>kilometers ahead signs "merge left, right lane blocked"
>this crashstopper big ass sign marks end of lane, start of construction site
>lane blocked with this thing so workers don't get overrun by assholes ignoring cones
>biker cuts lanes
>workers did everything right, and protected their lifes
>biker was an asshole
>workers should be sued
thank god there's no one left to sue

>>743651475

what was that dumbass thinking...

>>743651505
Doesn't look like the US. Looks like Australia or maybe Ireland.

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>>743651071
Thanks for posting the story

>>743651475
Maybe just stop twerking

>>743651571
It's a nigger, don't bother trying to compare them to human standards

>>743651608


What is this, the three stooged chinks?

>>743651475
that shit's on fire yo
in more than one way

>>743651505
>>743651628

still right though. as soon as you get out of major cities most train crossings dont have barriers. just lights. some only have signs

>>743651628
Haha no not Australia. That kind of stupidity happens elswhere

>>743651532
top kek

>>743651739
Kek'd even though I'm not supposed to

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>>743651532
Seems too well times to be real

>>743651522
>The biker would have still ran into the back of the truck if there were cones present before the truck.
>If I lie about signs not in the video it'll make a point
No where in the video does it have those signs. Fuck off troll.

>>743643892
not australia

>>743651692
Really showcases how fucking lethal judo can be on the street. More often than not getting thrown on your head like that on to a sidewalk is going to kill you.

>>743645350
>>743645703
ummmmmmmmmm fairly sure she wanted to kill herself, even in panic you wouldnt do that, it was easy to get out of there

>>743651692
>>HOLY SHIT
critical shot

>>743651692
wow i wonder where did she learn those judo moves

>>743651835
What the fuck happened there?

>>743649669
since when are jihad's overweight? fat fuck

>>743652055
airbag

>>743651980
lol what a cutiepie

>>743651532
wtf this isnt ylyl

>>743651983
Kek'd

>>743642048
As a train driver I can say that it is a shitty day at work when this happens. I dont really care about the fact that I ran some dumb bitch over, its the fact that you are off road for a while (no overtime) and they drug test you, pull data loggers to review your driving and basically try to make it seem like your fault they are dead.

>>743651959
kek

>>743648921
absolute legend, its like its a natural reflex forhim

>>743651197
when faggots play biker

>>743650521
i'm just glad that other countries drive on the right side of the road too

>>743649191
low iq

>>743649144
This happened close to my house. No one was badly hurt at all. In and out of the hospital.

>>743652118
His face still got rekt

>>743652055
seat was savaged from a legit batmobile replica, complete with ejaculation seat

>>743649438
pretty gnarly

>>743642048
Lol wtf was that kid doing

>>743651835
prank. this looks hilarious but something tells me a few of these have ended in broken bones:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jV_UTmZ_Mzo

>>743651980
mods

>>743651991
In Africa.

>>743644030
lol the only person who got saw the collision good was the girl in the hat, no one else is really watching the bottle

>>743649438
This makes me kind of sad.
Don't know why.

>>743648320
the fuck is that?

>>743649191
>She
poor counties dont have health care retard

>>743652394
TOP FUCKING KEK

>>743648320
How the fuck does this even happen

>>743652613
Maggots in gums, don't know how it got there though

>>743652055
nerve gas

>>743648320
Holy Mother of FUCK

>>743649144
has anybody been in this situation? what are your thoughts in an accident like this?

>>743649669
allahu akbar

You guys are sick. How do you enjoy this kind of thing?