YLYL

>>743634666
>1280x720
i lost

>>743634666
Satantic trips checked

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>>743633617

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>>743635422
>Be me
>grade 9 sexual health class
>Teacher asks, "who knows what the morning after pill is called?"
>I fucking got this
>Stand up
>Raise my arms up
>Go to say the answer but it ends up a shouting voice
>"PREPARATION H"
>Teacher dead silent
>Class erupts in laughter
>I'm still standing with my arms out like an idiot
>Teacher holding back laughter, says, "ah... No, anon. It's called Plan B"
>Mfw

And I'm still embarrassed to his day.

>>743636517
is that a troll from lotr?

>>743636683
>Those nails
GROSS

>>743636626
Orc

>>743636753
I miss stories like these...

>>743634744
what the fuck

>>743637301

Holy kek

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>>743633498

>>743633617
Fucking shit lel

>>743633617
its passed midnight here and i saw this and laughed really loud and woke up the whole house

>>743638489
Nice quads tho

>>743638580
always gets me

>>743638666
The devil is with us

>>743633617

https://youtu.be/QNbnygbdWsQ .

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>>743638901

>>743633617
knew it

>>743633617
k

>>743636517
x

>>743639143
It's a shame to see a good artist try to force religion down others throats

>>743634744
god dammit I lost already

>>743633498
>It's a picture of his dick
Already lost

>>743633617
cunt

>>743633498
First time I've lost from the first fucking post

>>743641429

Kekd

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>>743633617

>>743633617
ha

>>743642409
lost

>>743633617
Nigga..

>>743636517
Holy fuck how old is he to be going bald that quickly

>>743643177

Source?

>743633617
I'm not replying because I think some faggot decides what happens to my mom, I'm replying because I lost. It was funny. No (you) for you though, homo.

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>>743643260

>>743634666
Checked and lost

>>743636259
7/10
small chuckle

>>743634666
Fap material for tonight, thanks

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dqYZS8Z5cZQ&t

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>>743633498

>>743636683
wow you sure showed them!
im sure trump will resign after he sees this video

>>743633767
Lost

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>>743633617

>>743642389
> are you gonna drink your milk

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>>743643781

>>743633617
Nigga I ain't replying

>>743643555
Dam double trips

>>743637872
i really want this to be fake

>>743643963
Wait

>>743643620
everytime

>>743638190
>crippled in a terrorist attack

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>>743643963

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>>743638102

>>743639040
Made me laugh way more than I expected.

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>>743643628

>>743633617

>>743643971
Check again. It's actually triple trips.

>>743643279
Wow, sucks to be muslim (for multiple reasons at this point xD)
Can't even enjoy the shitty holidays.

>>743639040
this shit kills me

>>743640631

Lost

>>743636683
WTF, I now hate Trump.

>>743634666
>>743640777
>>743643555

>>743636753
This actually might be genius

>>743638884
Should be "knot, a lot"

>>743637983
What the fuck is this
Also, I do believe Japan's flag still had the red lines coming from the circle at the time it was nuked, therefore being a different flag. I could be wrong, however.

>>743643143
b..but they literally are

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Tried that knock knoc line from an earlier joke... idk what to do now

>>743645348
Earlier thread*

>>743643205
Watermelon.

>>743639040
I miss the old captchas.

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Anyone got the video where a guy and girl are fucking and a black and white dog is under the bed. There is a scene too where the dog has flashbacks of war. Always a funny one.

>>743634666
Funny as shit, I thought it was an accident at first and he was freaking out trying to get his shorts back on, but when I watched it again I realized he did that shit on purpose kek

>>743637817
That's not even funny, CNN is shit mainstream right now, besides I sometimes eat fast food with fork too, especially when I don't want to get my fingers all greasy! You fucking CNN grannycunt!

>>743645612
I'd take anythign over clicking these fucking cars and billboards

>>743633617
Well fuck you

>>743643781
Good boy.

>>743633617
stop

>>743634592

should've just stolen the xbox

>>743633587
lost it at plague doctor
and again at
>"purrrrifffyyyy"

>>743633617
not replying because of supersiticion

but is that a real ad otherwise? That is amazing marketing. I want a triple-thick shake right now

>>743633617
12c is a lot actually

>>743647183
classic

>>743634744
Lads i've been on the internet since 1994, and this is the funniest and saddest thing I've seen.
lost.
fuck china

>>743642409
analucifer.if

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I find it funny how hard this one tries.

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SS13 is a good game. Y'all should try it sometime.

>>743633659
His thumbs...

>>743637098
Lost hard

>>743639098
>Jew not sharing donuts
Even accepting Muslims hate them

>>743648081
This is what happens when you base your entire identity around a fetish. Luckily for me, I've based my entire identity around video games instead.

>>743633617
Fggt

>>743648254
meh, he's still better than trannies

>>743633617
wow

>>743641429
I'm not sure who had the more autistic response at this point.

>>743636259
should've just owned it.

>>743641429
most autistic shit ive ever seen

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>>743648254

>>743633617
God dammit

>>743636683
I recognize this hand

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>diamonds are the hardest metal
>1 gram = 15 grams

>>743639765
Have you seen his deviant art acc. tho? That shit has something like 1-2k picture, all of them in this style all shilling Islam/gaza

>>743648745
>werediapers
What are the logistics of that, even? You turn into a diaper by the light of the full moon? I don't get it

>>743638160
> ALLAHOU
lost

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>>743633587
>>Spin and slap him across the face
>>unhand me male of brown skin

fucking lost

>>743633617
Fuck you

>>743636360
Nice font, which one is that?

>>743637098
I always lose to this one.

>>743637983
There are so many things wrong with this I can't even put them into words, I am filled with rage now.

>>743634744
Context?

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>>743634744
this is so fucking funny, i can't even

>>743638666
If satan says is quads,quads it is

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>>743635368

>>743643781
Fucking asshole

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>>743639040
Lost

>>743633617
ok this actually got me

I will contribute with a real experience

>be me
>in high school
>have qt gf
>didnt even have to pay for her
>home alone one day
>decide to get freaky
>get nude
>she wraps her non vaginal lips around my penis
>woah there buddy
>im about to juice my baby egg yolk juice
>she stops
>wtf
>spit on it
>wtf
>handy j
>wtf
>not that bad
>something shes never done before
>still a foreign feeling to me
>havent milked my cock in over a week
>cannot feel my nut gun deploy my unborn kids
>shes aiming my dick towards my face
>cummies headed towards my eye
>shoots really fast
>sploosh
>cummies in my eye
>gf laughs
>wait to wash it out until she leaves
>she leaves
>begins getting crusty
>slight blur in the corner of my peripheral
>never goes away
I have somewhat blinded since that day

>>743633617
you fucking bitch

>>743633617
>>743633617
Fucckyoou

>>743637872
Lost

>>743648140
how is that funny? That's just sad

>>743650837
>>743650874
>>743650898
>>743650950
>>743650974
>>743650998
>>743651030
>>743651060
>>743651104
>>743651137
>>743651156
>>743651174
>>743651291
>>743651326
Farting is the new banana.

>>743635088
my chest

>>743640019
Lost

>>743638666
Satanic trips checkem

>>743641429
>5 hours ago
>8 hours ago
>8 hours ago
Nice.

>>743638666
What quads satan?

>>743635088
Lost hard

>>743633822
unkaflanku

>>743637817
>alternate universe where trump doesn't eat the chicken with a fork
This just in: drumfmpfff eats his food like a barbarian, here's why he's racist

>>743637452
Saved

>>743637098
Lost.

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>>743645612
>>743645976
legacy captcha m8. go into menu on the regular non catalog page.

>>743639040
i appreciate whoever did this so much

lost x10*10

>>743636683
Preeeeety sure she's a spic

>>743652257
hot damn, thanks my nigger

>>743639039
Silly Islam conversion animu images

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>>743651109
See a doctor? Wtf.

>>743637991
It was funny until I realized that the fat piece of shit who did this didn't have the energy or ability to do it to the two bottom shelves.

If they could have done that it would have been funny. Now, it's sad.

>>743648880
To be honest that style with that theme is not funny just pure cringy

>>743652351
not a terribly bad idea, actually

>>743633767
Fuck off with this 9gag shit

>>743648140
This made me think of the baww threads back in the day. When /b/ for a brief second would show it had a soul.

>>743652846
Its a right thing to do.

>>743653003
he can't act

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>>743653091

>>743652763
Wait I'm confused did he actually stab the doggo or was that a fake knife

>>743643279
>dont make pranks to people

>>743653203
It was a retractable knife.

>>743652763
please tell me that's a collapsible knife.

>>743653263
It is, there was clearly no hole in the animal my friend.

>>743653260
thank