Weirdest place you've fapped in >IRL places >not web pages

Home Depot. Sorta. I don't remember how old I was but I was young enough that I didn't totally understand what I was doing yet but old enough to know I should try not to get caught.

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Gas station toilet

used to valet in college

masturbated a few times in this guys car cause he was a dick

School bus

>>743601659
this. while on the clock. with my crew chief waiting (unknowingly) in the truck outside.

>>743601409
I stopped the car I was driving on a mountain pass late at night, walked up to the guardrail on a long cliff and jerked it until I came down the mountain. It was glorious and felt amazing.

On a crowded long distance train. Under a blanket.

Standing in the ocean at the Jersey shore. This was in Mid-July with plenty of people on the beach. Walked out farther than the crowds and let it rip.

The back of my classroom in 7th or 8th grade i forgot. I was edging off to some slut in my class. Never forgetti

A bathroom in the mental hospital I worked in. I stopped because I was afraid there were cameras.

Another place was a bathroom in Tokyo hotel. That was the best fap I've had.

Literally have done every single one .. XD

Truck at work, left alone for half hour.. What else is there to do?

>>743601409
When I was 13 I ran away from home to my neighbor's woods which is right across the street it was mid winter but I still jerked off into a tree and then just sat there.

>>743601944
Sounds pretty cool.

Staying in a high rise hotel overlooking a river I went out on the balcony at 3am. Unzipped and let fly. Shot it 22 floors down.

Also in a friends place about 3am again. Real drunk back from a visit to a strip bar. He lived on the fourth floor so it didn't fly all that far on that occasion.

During history class and while sleeping in same bed with my mom (I put my hand on her ass it was so good)

while speeding on the highway, have never laughed so hard in my life, decent O as well

>>743601409
BRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP

>>743601409
in class when i was 7

in the classroom, in the school's toilets, in the school's elevator, in the school's staircase, on my toilet, in the garden, in college, on the train, in the hotel, outside the neighbour's bathroom peeking inside
to my teachers, to neighbours, to girls,...
there's more but I can't remember all of it

>>743602965
This isn't a rotary thread you retard.

>>743603089
oh yeah and also in my room peeking outside, also right now

Truck stop
My granpa took me on a roadtrip.
We stopped at a weigh station + food place.
He left me in the truck to go do paperwork or w/e.
There was this hot probly 16 yr old that was all whored out going truck to truck looking for a john.She came to my truck and knocked and started yelloing then she got on hte step and knocked on the window a few times and then lokoed in the cabin to see me i was probly 12 at the time.She flashed me and smiled and then jumped down.I pulled by dick out immediatly. Maybe 10 mintues later she comes back knocking, my granpa was still doing paperwork or w/e so this time i opened the door,she came in and asked how old i was, i told her then she was like "awww well if you were older".I grabbed her top and pulled it down and then put my hand down my pants and started fapping,she was mad at first but then smirked and laughed it off, she let me touch her tits and play with them while i fapped with my other hand.I came in like 5 minutes and then she got out of the truck and walked away.My granpa came back like 5 minutes later saying to lets go get lunch. on the way up the girl was at the resturant and she smirked at me and giggled.My granpa was flabergasted.To this day hre still teases me about her,little does he know

In a 7th grade class. Was laying my forehead down on my arm while I was looking under the table at this hot girls feet. Couldn't help but to start stroking myself through my shorts.

Backseat of my boss car

>>743601409
mosque in London mashallah

below a waterfall in the swiss alps

>>743601409
doctor's office

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>>743605203
probably the best one so far

monastery in france called Taize. Also had sex.

>>743603403
if this is true you sir are a legend

>>743601409

Walmart bathroom while taking a shit.

in a park while on a date with a blind girl

>>743603089

>thinking college is a place you go

>>743601409
Church bathroom.
During a service.
>When you gotta go, you gotta go.

>>743606319
should've told her you were teaching her to drive stick

I fapped in the same room as my brother under the covers.
I fapped in a school bathroom when I was in high school.
I fapped in a barnes and nobles bathroom to a sex book. A guy came and kicked me out after that.

I have an addiction.

Inside a vagina.

The towns major office

>>743603403

I shed a tear of pure joy

>>743606803
Oh yea also I fapped in the computer room to porn when I was in middle school, while everyone was there.
And also in my teacher's room while no one was there.

back when i was a militaryfag, I had a quick yank in a scif, while deployed. it was a top secret fap.

>>743606343
so you don't believe me?

In a car, on a family roadtrip under a pillow
>Sis was right next to me
>Imagining fucking sis

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>>743606810
top kek

>>743603398
also in an ambulance

>>743601409

Airplanes, train rides, buses etc...even a Drs office

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When I was in gr 9 my dad bought a few items from a warehouse auction. One day we were with the entire family and my dad had to stop there real quick to check his merchandise and I said I gotta take a shit. Made everyone wait in the car while I ripped one out in the warehouse washroom sink lol.

my grannies closet

while riding a bike
like three people came my way and I would just put my shirt over my dick till they crossed me, than continue wanking

>>743607501

oh...also in neighbors daughters panties...I took care of their cat while they were gone and I jacked off in her panties, on her floor and in her bed...she was a 20something hottie.

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Roof of the school and while hiding under a bed are the weirdest ones I can recollect. If you desire context, just ask, but I'm shit at greentext and not just gonna build a wall of text for attention.

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>>743601409
>>743607520

>>743607332

This is actually a thing.

High schoool history class, almost every day for a year, this girl wore the most amazing heels.
In a crows nest for catching shoplifters.
Neighbors apartment, I stole a key from.

>>743607667
also in a clothshop at timessquare in changing room with parents on the outside door, asking about how I like the clothes and complaining about the time I spend to try them on.
I cummed on one of the jeans I was supposed to try on.

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>>743601409
Nutted in a hot step sisters lipstick. Nutted in a hot cousins pill bottle. Nutted in one of my friends sisters cokes from a fast food joint. She slurped it up right after. Shit was cash.

Port-o-pottie at a construction site (on a job)
On a road under the interstate bridge (w/ a girl)
Behind a chair in a battered women's shelter
Driving on the highway
In an open area of a public library

>>743608080
I once shoved my grandma's lipstick up my ass.

>>743601409
Car, kids room, subway bathroom

>>743601409
Weirdest place? A chicks ass I guess

>>743601409
In the middle of a Death Grips concert.

Noone saw it coming.

grandmas house. church, once, in the bathroom. i think it was kind of some self righteous thing to say "fuck christianity!!!" or something idk i was in 10th grade

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>>743608791
kys.

Scouts camp tent

Went to the top of beach head. Had a wank. #1 suicide spot in the UK

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>>743601409
>be cyclefag on cross country bike rode.
>San Fran to DC
>raise all sorts of money for the retards
>get to iowa
>no fap for weeks
>other dudes joking about jerkin it in weird places
>I have idea
>going to the Field of Dreams, the real one
>rest of the team is playing baseball etc
>can't sports, am wandering around
>run out into the corn field
>am now alien from Signs
>whip it out, jerk it
>feelsgoodman
>orgasm all over a bunch of corn
>someone probably ate my jizz corn
>tell a few guys
>"what the fuck anon"
>pretend I'm joking
>never mention it again, but always remember...

>If you build it, they will cum

>>743601409
Stepmoms closet. Watching her undress, I'm 99% sure she saw me though.

>>743601409
I jerked next to my dad in a tent. Next to my mom in a bed when I was 11. Almost every friends house, sometimes when they were looking at me I was doing it sneaky beaky behind a gaming magazine and a blanket. Everytime I was at a girls house I just couldn't help myself and went to rub one out in the bathroom. I even jerked off when my grandma was dying in a hospital, because one of the freak girls was hot and ginger. The most shameful one was I used a hand of a passed out chick, because we started drunk fucking and I just wouldn't wanna sleep with blue balls. Came all over her bathrobe and her dad watched me wash this.

Please I need help. I am afraid I might get arrested. I even jacked off in parked cars with people walking around me or at a piano practice while waiting for the teachers, or every time I was at a hospital. I want to die.

>>743601409
>Nursing home visited gf grandma, she fell asleep, we fucked

>Funeral home gf father was horrible man like a real fucking bastard. Fucked her doggy over his coffin. How you ask? Nobody showed.

>middle of amusement park. Has big bathrooms for handicap only. I had broken leg at time. Sucky sucky.

Kind of it.

Jerked it on a rollercoaster. I was like 14 and me and a few buddies had season passes to the local amusement park, and I was dared to do it. Greatest summer of my life. Got my first blowjob in that park too. A girl saw me and literally said I wanna suck your dick, I thought she was joking but she wasn't.

A girl I went on some dates with was still fucking her ex, who happened to be a good friend of mine. We spent a lot of time on this creak behind her high school which is right near her house. I drove there one night, and shot a big load on the rocks we sat on and took a big shit.

Love will make you so some weird things.

Saw vid of guy masturbating inside a girl's ass..had his hand and dick in her hole and stroked it inside her ass

>>743608791
during which song? this is important!

Empty theatre room, in the backstore while at work lol

pulled myself in a lake underwater in a quiet spot. cum looked funny all floating around

6th grade math class. Secretly fapped to the thought of two of my female classmates making out.

>>743601659
This.

Weirdest/best place I got fucked was the back seat of a cop car

One time I was on nofap for almost 100 days. I was driving and there was a van with college kids and I got flashed. Beautiful college kids. I couldn't hold it any longer. Came so hard I almost crashed. Couldn't clean myself up with anything.

CUM

EVERYWHERE.

>>743602687
I rode along with a truck driver one day, hid in the bunk when I had to, but apart from that I had his dick in my mouth all day

High school parking lot, was my junior year and would wait for a friend to get out, fapped like three times a week in my truck.

>>743610087
Taelish is that you?

Hotel hot tub with other guests in with me.

>>743610249
No

>>743609856
Wish it was have a sad cum.

but it was up my sleves.

I had my trashy fuckbuddy on mdma and popers grinding hard i was high and couldnt controll myself.

>>743608941
you kill you'reselv

>>743610318
this filthy nigger made egg drop soup

>>743610338
>"My dead mother in my dreams..."
>cums during said part

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Dont touch willy

>>743601409
Under a bridge in New Jersey

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Bathroom After seeing Lauren Southern

>>743601409
>porta-potty at work

>>743601409
>be me
>1 st year in highschool
>shy kid, don't talk much
>9/10 stands up
>"virginkiller" + leggings
>walks to blackboard >> boner
>starts masturbating silently
>nuttit.jpg
>classmate looks and winks at me
>5 years later
>found out he's gay

i cringe everytime i see him

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in a pineapple under the sea

it makes it taste better

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ICP concert, some fat chick with a spray paint on her face gave me a handjob. That was my lowpoint.

Toilet of a diving school

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Here

(The one holding a red hat)

Office workplace. Right there in my cubicle.
Our managers office was just across my cubicle and she almost always wear tight fitting short dresses and high heels combo. Tall for a woman and even though she was past 35 years old, her body is as tight as a high school student.
One time she went from one side of her office to the other just using her chair and I had a 5 second glimpse of her up skirt. White thong. I knew it was a thong because I always check her ass and investigate. I just HAD to wank it right then and there. Took an empty water bottle and blew my load. I felt so guilty and ashamed that day lol. A year or so after, I got invited to her apartment for an office gathering and since I knew I was never going back there, I stole her lingerie. Still use it to fap to this day. Good tiems .

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>>743601409
in movie theater, last time during wonder woman. I rubbed my cock on my leg till I came. A girl in the row ahead mine almost spotted me.

Steam bathroom during a Christmas event when I was maybe 14. The girls in the elf costumes were so perfect.

>>743603403
Nice anon

>>743611183
*Steam train

My buddy jerked iff during the practice SAT in highschool. He positions his penus between his thighs and rubbed them until he finished. I was sitting next to him and was listening to music because I had not even attempted to take the test. Ill never forget him looking at me with a big smile and miming me to take out my ear buds
>me, whats up dude
>him with that big smile, I came

I fapped under the table during detension when I was in school. Teacher was hot as fuck