Hey /b when was the last time you had a blow job?

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>>743588666
one more for the fun

>>743588666
who dis bitch

4 days

>>743588666
Like january. This crazy chick i was seeing gave me head in a public bathroom
I've been laid recently, just haven't gotten the succ

yesterday

Too long. My GF likes to fuck but she hardly ever gives bjs.

Currently receiving one

>>743588876
Underage b&

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Last night. But I get a blowjob 2 or 3 times a week

>>743588666

I'm married w/ kids so it's been years.....

A full blowjob? I dunno, some months ago i guess

tomorrow night if i'm lucky,
all pray for an anon in need thank you.

i gave one last night

>>743589101

jesus, marriage sound like a nightmarish prison.

>>743589044
timestamp

Depends on what you count as a blowjob. Like succ till completion or just her sucking on ya for a while.

... 5 mins ago

>>743589044
post that shit cuh

>>743588666
Check'ed.

45 Minutes ago.

Had one last night from my bird. She thankfully gives them some what regularly. And she swallows. Never had a bird do that before. Can't cum from a BJ though so we always end up shagging in the end haha. Good luck to all you bros trying get some.

>>743589351
Married 12 years, Iget 3 a week average.

>>743588666
About a month ago but I've also been doing that nofap thing for a month and I've been lifting and eating healthier food I've actually gained a lot of muscle mass

>>743588666
>Checked
Been a while since I had a suck and swallow, but I get head on the regs from my lady. I have an open relationship, and a girl who is down to slob my knob, just hard to find time. Adultin too hard.

Two days ago, why do you ask?

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Last week I got my dick sucked by a woman in an unhappy marriage with somebody else.

>>743589038
same issue.

>>743589064
salsa

I don't get bj's, I give them. Gave on an hour ago in my schools bathroom to a football player. He was at least 9 inches

I gave one this morning

>>743588666
About 12 hours ago

>>743589557
Dude same exact thing for me just can't cum even though shes real good at it. Always end up fucking

>>743588666
Saturday afternoon, satan.

>>743589038
Ditto. We start with head but she always want to fuck.

>>743588666
Me and muh niggas got shlurped up by a kik thot 3 days ago my friend got gonorrhea bad from it hope I don't have it

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>>743588666
Never.
Feels bad man.

>>743588666
never

>>743589972
Gonorrhea doesn't show up in 3 days. Your negro friend already had it.

>>743588666
I answer to dubtrips of truth. I get one every night when gf is on period. She really enjoys to make me happy.

9 years ago.

>>743588666
fucken evil trips

4 days ago. co worker hard up for cash. she needed $200. told her i'd lend it to her with strings attached. she didn't hesitate. not the best bj i've ever had, but it was ok. and i'll get my $200 back on 1 september.

Feb, hooker put condom on with her mouth. Shit was so cash.

>>743588666
Haven't had sex/blowjob/anything in 3+ years.

Being a single dad that is unpleasant to look at makes it hard to get laid.

About 2 weeks ago. Steady relationships suck. I wish I was still a slut meeting bitches through dating apps then getting my soul sucked out.

If you use POF and you're in the Houston area, 9 times out of 10 the girl you're talking to on there has already sucked my dick.

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>>743589865
Sorry sauce is on my phone. Only have gifs

>>743589351
It is

>>743588666
Any more of her?

>>743589064
more

>>743589351
It definitely is.

>>743590232
houstonfag here. how are you holding up during the storm?

>>743590173
No..... No you won't. That BJ was you saying goodbye to the $200. You'll never be seeing that again. Unlucky b/ro. Hope you get it back though

>>743590389
Pretty good. No water got into my house but my street is flooded, making it impossible to leave my neighborhood. We lost power for a few minutes yesterday but other than that, I am okay. I know some areas of town got hit really bad, and I wish I could go help but I have neither supplies nor a high vehicle. How you holding up?

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OP here, i cant cum from bj so really never, maybe for a bit, but not a full regular blow job for 10 years

>>743590173
>200bucks
shoulda just fucked her

>>743590542
naw....i'll get it back. she's married and doesn't want to be exposed. ;)

9 days, and it was fuckin awesome.

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>>743590352

>>743588666
2 days ago from da wife

>>743590717
Well if you don't have pics or a video she can just deny deny deny

>>743590747
she looks fun

>>743588876
mods b& this underage cuck

>>743590642
$200 for a blow? i know clean girls that do anal for 400 and models that do all nighters for 1000

1 hour ago. My girl got back from Albania last week. Her husband is back at work and the kids are at summer camps. She's just a lonely big-titted milf that needs cock.

>>743590602
didn't get flooded. street flooded briefly sunday morning but drained quickly. ran out of booze last night. ventured out this morning and ended up paying $36 for 2 12 packs of ziegenbock at a kwik e mart. fucken gougers. other than that, i'm good.

5 yrs ago

Uhhh, 2 months ago lol

>>743590774
>implying i don't

nb4 post pics hurr durr durr

>>743588666
3 month ago
I'm not too fond of it anyway, I only came once with a blow job (it was a fat chick. I definitely recommend fatties for this. They know their shit when it comes to eating)

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>>743590782
Very much so. I love when she looks at me while sucking

>>743590854
she flies in just to see you?

Never and I never will. I'm becoming a wizard in february, wish me luck.

almost three years ago

>>743590922
ever share her?

>>743590924
*suck

>>743588666
Damn probably like 8 months ago...

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All the time my gf loves to suck and swallow

>>743589351

oh it is at times. actually having little kids is the problem......

>>743588692
she has a moustache

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>>743591022
We only do threesome with another girl

two hours ago.

i returned from work over 3 hours ago, my gf was asleep, when she woked up i just asked her for a blowjob and got one :D

>>743591305
damn, she looks like she'd have fun with another cock

>>743589371
It doesn't count unless the job is done.

>>743590854
I hope she's letting her husband get some strange too.

Two weeks ago

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>>743591416
She would but I dont think I would like it too much. I got a big dick but I don't like the thought of her getting fucked or sucking someone's dick

>>743588666
>Implying i had one

>>743588666
about a month ago , some canadian chick.First time i came buckets in her mouth she was disgusted by the amount of cum she received. managed to convince her to give me a second one somehow .now she was prepared and aimed at her tits couldent blame her tough

I've been getting them daily, had one just this morning

>>743589966
My wife just blew me to completion then we fucked.

>>743589866
This anon sucks underaged dick in public bathrooms. FBI get on this shit.

My cock was too big for the girl to fit like at all in, so never really.

>>743592020
keep going

>>743589972
how do you score girls on kik?

>>743593204
I don't have that quick of a refractory period

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Two or three weeks ago and she doesn't even swallow...
Ex used to do it everyday and my current is once every three weeks if I'm lucky. I want to kms sometimes.

3 days ago

>>743594363
dump her

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>>743594657
>3 years together

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>>743589557
Fuckin same dude. Ive only had one chic make me cum from a no hand bj once. Took like 30 minutes, but fuckin buckets down her throat. That bitch was nuts.

>>743588666
3 months ago in a psychiatric hospital

>>743592020
so is she black or what?

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>>743595013
She is Puerto Rican, black and white. She is a mutt

>>743595337
she looks like a fun fucktoy

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>>743595475
She fucks like a demon

>>743595652
fucking nice

A few weeks ago was my first. It lasted half an hour but I didn't cum. Am I normal? It wasn't the girl's first time at all and she said she was good at it.

>>743588787
LeLea MFC Cam girl

>>743595780
you broke the girl's spirit nice
now go on in life pretending like the chick had no skills to turn you on like an alpha its the golden ticket dude

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the 22nd was nice 69 after

>>743589755
pic related?

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>>743588666
today

>>743588666
Yesterday, and it was fucking terrible.

>>743588666
A week ago or something, from my ex who I am trying to win back, not sure if good or bad.

>>743588666
All those people getting suck every damn day... Where all the virgins of /b/, where all the basement dwellers and the guys who used to only go out for comics books have gone ?
First time I feel alone on such fucking thread.

>>743594218
Sucks4U

>>743588666
24 days and 12 hours ago
Awesome not I have a boner at work thinking about it...
I don't get much too often ..

>>743588666
2014...

4 months since my wife sucked my cock.
24 hours since my FWB sucked it.

ive had my first and only BJ a few months back. it was some paki girl who was a bit overweight. i ended up fisting her.

that is my only sexual experience ever...

Over a year ago. Black prostitute, motel in Chicago. Fucking kill me

Six years ago. Blowjobs are uncomfortable to me. It could've just been the girl's fault though.

>>743588666

Sunday, 8/27

>>743588666
Well my gf broke up with me in September of 2016, so about January. Kinda sucks going this long without getting my dick sucked.

Saturday night

around 1h ago

I won't be with a woman who doesn't suck my cock virtually every day. My ex wife used to suck me every single day without fail. It was like a daily ritual with her - like she was some kind of cum vampire.

Sounds weird, but I sorta got used to it - and after she and I broke up (she was a total bitch in other areas of life), I dated one or two women who thought that a BJ was like a "special-every-now-and-again-thing"...

So, I found a woman who wanted to make me happy, and told her the ground rules - my cock, your mouth, every damn day. There's been some exceptions, don't get me wrong - but pretty much she follows the rules.

I dunno about you guys, but I like to cum about twice a day - so one always goes down the throat, and the second one I'll put wherever she wants it. But drinking my jizz is pretty much a requirement.

>>743591233
This guy knows what he's talking about. My marriage was amazing before having a kid. The kid has killed our happiness. There are a lot of days I wish she was never born.

1 year ago :(, today marks the exact day

>>743593228
>underage

Age of consent is 15 here. Besides, he was over 18, it's higher education friend