Nice guys and gentlemen cringe thread

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my favorite

>>743564211
She shut that dude down so fucking hard

>>743564211
kek love it

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>>743564211
Savage.
She can drunkenly sleep on my couch and wake up to eggs anytime (as long as she eats them all).

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FUCKING KEK

>>743564211
>effort
She's trying way too hard tbh fam

>>743564861
These are the dipshits that swarm 4chan

>>743564211
classic

>>743564963
Damn she sent 3 words and he went fucking off on her

Don't let this thread die boys

>>743564211
I smell a fake. Too many cliches deployed and boxes ticked.

>>743564963
>they share different zip codes
Logic fail. Cringelord wins.

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Lul

>>743565572
kek

>>743564211
Damn

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This fucking dude

You /b/tards need to bring some oc to this, all of the posts so far have been directly lifted from r/niceguys

>>743566049
Hard to find man, I've been looking

Just trying to keep the thread alive

>>743564963
>share different zip codes
>share
>different
This girl is black

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>"fair enought, i tried"

This nigga

>>743566209
> Nice guy machine broke

M O A R
O
A
R

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>>743566378
>staring confused to the wall
>staring confused to the wall intensifies

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>>743566489

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>>743566378
>*excessively starting to sweat*

>>743566378

Fuck me, people like this exist... I hope this isn't real

>>743565837
what a fucking loser

>>743566378
morty :/

>>743565958
probably had a rapekit hidden by the flowers

Bumperino

>>743566378
God damn
Maybe there is hope for me

>>743565958
To be fair, if chad tried to give her flowers she would have gushed and all laughed at how cute it was that he set off the alarm and got all embarrassed. It is only creepy when someone they dont want to fuck wolf whistles, makes romantic gestures or asks for a number. Yours sincerely - chad

>>743566914
not even close. don't confuse chad with betafag

>>743566914
Found the nice guy

>>743566378
Holy fucking shit

>>743566914
*staring confused to the wall intensifies*

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>>743566914
no, chad would sleep over at her and fuck her brains out

>>743566957
>>743566986
fuck off, I have shagged approx 140 women over the last 2 decades and I see this shit all the time. It used to be harder before I smashed the gym and became a firefighter. Now I do the same shit they all complain is creepy and they love it. I even call them out on it, "but you are different". I have finally found a decent girl though, I slap her ass and tell her its almost as good as her sisters and she wrecks my shit up! life is good.

>>743567165
>"but you are different"
see this little tid bit?
i highly doubt you're some rejected sperglord attempting to romance some cutie with rampant beta faggotry, even if you do dip into cheesy shit every once and a while.

try it on a girl who's rejected you already, see how fast you end up ITT as a whiney betabitch for all of us to laugh at

>>743567165
found the virgin

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>>743567165

>>743567255
I would timestamp and then upload a video of me fucking 2 girls like a pornstar if I wasnt so afraid of being swept away in a hurricane of weaponised autism and internet sorcery I dont understand.

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>>743565958
"Surprise her with flowers"

>>743567352
t. virgin

>>743567434
I aint even mad, later I got bicep curls to do fgts

>>743567466
This has to be bait.

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>>743566763

>>743567352
Excuses excuses.

What's next? "I'd timestamp with a picture of my magnum dong to show you how much girls love me but it's TOO BIG to fit on camera!"

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>>743567608
fuck off juan

>>743567504
Lol ok I admit that was bait. I stopped trying, my LoL game started. bicep curls are muscle isolation exercises for actual metro faggots. The rest is true story though. This woman I am seeing at the moment like the other shit so much she is willing to afford me gay ass hobbies like league and even buys me alien and predator figures which is kinda odd.

>>743567608
walled

>>743567651
It's clearly Italian

>>743567651
Isn't that italian?

>>743567653
Haha gotcha

Sometimes its hard to believe people can
be that autistic.
>pic related

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>>743564112

>>743567780
What pic homie?

>>743567651
It's italian, retard

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>>743567841

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>>743567673
>When an autist takes the chad meme seriously
He's gotta be from /fit/

>>743564861
It hurts. Fuckin Jesus Christ warn people before ya post something on this level.

>>743567537
kek

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>>743567841

She "Kowtows" --- topkekowtows

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>>743567695
fucking kek'd so hard holy shit.
tits in return. thanks bud.

>>743567883
I'm so sorry

>>743567841
You could probably get away with this if you were hot, and the girl you sent this to was in a poetry class with you. But outside of these already very wobbly circumstances this is the most fedora thing in the world

I might have some more, do you guys want?

>>743567673
what the fuck

>>743567972
>Nice guys and gentlemen cringe thread

im not sure

>>743566914
Pretty much this. If you're attractive, doing that stuff is romantic. If you're ugly, it's creepy.

>>743567608
me no speako pepperoni

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>>743564112

>>743568080
fucking manspreader

>>743567673
lolwut

>>743567653
oh my god shut the fuck up

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>>743567914
whenever i see gifs like this i always immediately expect it to cut off and say THE GAME

anon i was not disappointed

>>743567864
all latin languages are the fooken same

>>743567608

Italian here.

It's a dude friendzoning a girl willing to have sex - basically a reverse cringe.

>>743568080
Anime girl doesn't even mind

>>743567608
E perchè dovrebbe essere divertente?

>>743566914
the problem isn't the flowers, it's the fact HE BROKE INTO HER HOUSE. regardless of your intentions that shit is creepy and a fucking crime.

>>743567673
i can hear the screeching in the distance

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O

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I have a handful

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>>743568499

>>743568193
I lost the game.

>>743568499
>buckaroo

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ending with classic everyone has seen already

>>743568499
fucking love doing this. if only i wasn't so paranoid i'd post my own.
reverse friendzone/cringe is the best

Got a greentext betacringe story

>be me, sophomore year in high school
>friends with a very pretty girl
>cool chick, very smart, into classic movies and working on cars
>would totally fuck, but she's so damaged, she's a tough case even for the chaddest of chads
>didn't have a boyfriend until 17, despite being genuinely beautiful
>introduce betafriend to her one day
>he barely says two words while the three of us are talking
>several days later, he gives her a poem and flowers
>she tells him thank you but she barely knows him
>he spends months trying to force himself on her
>tells everyone she's into him
>she keeps politely turning him down and outright telling him that she doesn't like spending time with him
>one day I told her the only way to get him to stop is to confront him and tell him to stay away completely
>on social media, she demolishes him on his facebook wall
>he responds that she's tearing his heart out and then goes into the usual "Women don't want really charming men" beta stuff
>other women pile on and totally rip his asshole open
>he's such a cuck that years later, he hasn't deleted the post, even after she blocked him

I felt bad for him, but at the same time, I told him multiple times that she wasn't into him. He thought I was trying to keep her for myself.

Meanwhile, years later, she let another creep get too close, and then her picture ended up here on /b/ in a foot fetish thread. I had to let her know about that, and she said that he just walked up to her and snapped the picture without warning, then openly admitted what he was gonna do with it.

"But I feel bad for him, because he's never gonna get laid..."

Like I said, damaged.

>>743565256
She pretty much blew him off without a chase,that's just down right rude.

>>743567165
lying on 4chan is pretty pathetic dude.

and no fucking shit advances from a basement dwelling ogre are creepy, it would be the same if a 400lb bitch with a beard did
romantic" shit for you without any provocation.

and you overly defending your shit claims aren't saving you any face here, on an anonymous image board.

Fuck dude, I hate women and you;re making me look reasonable.

>>743564861
Straight up, the responses are the real cringe.

>>743568137
Women should start manspreading to fight oppression. Especially women in skirts...

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dqYZS8Z5cZQ

>>743568190
its ok you can be a cool dude chad like me someday (probs not tho). It aint easy being a god in bed and having the body of a greek god. also being handsome, brave and modest.

>>743568319
Perché (nota l'accento acuto, asino sgrammaticato) si tratta comunque di friendzoning.

Se non ti fa ridere, vuol dire che tu non hai mai friendzonato una donna.

>>743567537
This is pretty mild honestly. lol

>>743566914
Nah man, it was bad timing. If they were together and dated for a while then she wouldnt be scared. But this fag just broke into her house with the intention of sweeping her off her feet.

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>>743568719

>>743564112
I don't understand that mindset.

That's so bad. It seems like people high in narcissism are the ones calling themselves 'good guys' and behaving like this.

>>743566914

A chad would have knocked on the door and given her the flowers. Sneaking is a beta as fuck thing to do, you are literally doing something they don't want you to do and you know it. That's why you were sneaking.

I mean fuck, he could have knocked on her door first thing in the morning and given the flowers.

I mean shit, you should be way on the way to dating her, a level of trust should be established, before pulling shit like this which includes the flowers in the morning.

>>743564861
is he wrong tho

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>>743565837
>I hope he beats the shit out of you
Can't stop laughing

>>743567914
*Angelic chorus*

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>>743565958
Poor dude just doesnt know shit. I was in his shoes once...

>>743568523
Goddamn... Just... Goddamn

>>743567841
This reminds me of a girl I wanted to break up with so she wrote me a 2 page long letter (front and back) about how she doesnt want it to end blablabla.
I had to read the whole thing in front of her while she was crying, awkward as fuck

>>743568866

Because they're not good guys at all.

They're frustrated incels who fap to increasingly weird forms of porn while fantasizing about meeting an inexperienced virgin who will give them porn-grade sex and love them forever.

>>743568656
This is the problem with you betas. If she's nice for a while and then tells you the truth, she's "using you" or "leading you on". But when they say upfront that they have a significant other, they're rude.

>>743569016
>>743569016

so gentlewomen cringe as well!

>>743568928
>A chad would have

A Chad would have texted her 'come over to my place and bring da movies', and signed it thus:

8===D

>>743568695
>lying on 4chan is pretty pathetic dude.
top kek
literally every shitpost here shouldn't be regarded as fact.

>>743564861
That whole thing is fucking cringe.

That "friend" is retarded.

"This upset me when it was my friend, I'm going to go out of my way to show it to my dead friends parents."

Both top and bottom post is autistic in that feed.

>>743567236
Not the anon you replied to but no dipshit. He meant THEY tell him his behaviour is acceptable because HE is "different"

Source: I am like his Canadian twin

>>743566510
>>743567128
Top fucking zozzle. I fucking lost.

>>743569016
What did it say?

>>743566378
absolutely fake

>>743568791
Ma figurati...e a te fa ridere quella battutina del cazzo? Stai messo male frate! Fattelo dire: spegni il pc e smetti di masturbarti che è meglio! Luv!

Hahaha, asino sgrammaticato! :)

>>743568632
>(; instead of ;)
More annoying than the guys posted in this thread.

>>743569041

This.

If I were that guy, I'd have appreciated her response.

It gets right to the point and doesn't waste any more of anybody's time.

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<< use this form, please

>>743568137
They're shoulder width apart you cunt

>>743569280
I might start doing it (=

>>743564861
All those pussies in the comments need their shit fucked up.

>>743568632
How can you not commit sudoku after that? I can't even imagine living with that kind of shame.

>>743566606
filters? what filters?

our culture is garbage and we all deserve to die

guys are getting all twisted and lame because girls are all spoiled assholes

the end can't come soon enough

>>743565958
HIMYM covered this.

If the person is attracted to the person doing the crazy shit, it's cute. When they aren't, it's psycho.

Sucks to be him, if he was better looking they'd all be sucking his dick saying he is 'romantic'.

>>743569092
*literally every post
>ftfy

>>743566209
>im not fat im beautiful
this bich is a land whale

>>743569238
Thar she had low self esteem because she was bullied when she was younger etc...
Basically 4 pages of playing the victim, and begging me not to go

>>743569191
>is acceptable because HE is "different"
and what makes him different?
idk maybe it's his behaviour towards someone he knows rather than some stranger who rejected him?

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>>743569384

>>743569461
when was the last time a post on 4chan wasn't a shitpost?
never mate.

>>743566209
This seems off. This isn't bad at all...there simply isn't enough information to decide.

If she really is fat, and she really does call at 1am, then there is nothing wrong with what he said, he just flat out called her out on her bullshit - if that's the case.

If none of that is true and he's just butthurt, it would be bad. As it is, there just isn't enough information. Even at the end, I'd expect a bigger freak out if he wasn't the one being honest here. "Fair enough. I tired." just doesn't seem like he was in the wrong here, it seems like he was being legit.

>>743568572
haha
>I died inside

>>743569261
Che poi...non è che perchè conosci la parola concupire diventi automaticamente acculturato, anche perché (nota l'accento acuto) non stiamo parlando di chissà quale parola arcaica e desueta...se la tua amica non la conosce significa che il contesto culturale in cui sei immerso è decisamente basso...mi dispiace per te, ma spiccare in tali bassezze non fa di te l'uomo di cultura che ti credi, nini

>>743566914
HAHA fuck this guy

>>743569687
get fucked mario

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because no thread like this would be complete without it

>>743569574
You dingus.

He isn't different. Holy fuck are you autistic? He is not different but since he is good-looking girls let him get away with his behaviour that an ugLy guy would be called a creep for.

And when he calls them out on that they say "Oh but you're different anon"

YOU are cringe now. Or illiterate.

>be me, in college
>there's a 9/10 grill I fell for since day one
>she has quite a bunch of orbiters
>realize she's quite good at keeping them at a distance
>slowly identified her friends
>it took many months to manage to hang out with a few of her friends
>after some time hanging out with them, the opportunity eventually comes
>I and three of her friends were grabbing something to eat
>she walks in
>mypokerface.jpg
>one of her friends invited her to lunch
>mypokerface-intensifies.mp4
>and he also introduced me "this is Anon, he's with us..."
>she looks down on me, managing to avoid eye contact, and says: "I'm already dating!", and walks away like an angry Ritsuko Kübel Kettenkrad
>dude understands everything and laughs and says "she's always been like that", everyone laughs
>mypokerlaugh.png
>stopped hanging around them

turns out she never dated anyone - she was just waiting for some insanely rich and educated Charming Prince to propose after some insanely aristocratic mating ritual.

>soon after college found out she dumped her bf 15 days before marriage
>failed soon-to-be-husband even cried about never having had sex with her
>thus today she's 31 and single and virgin, just like me

>>743569782
Wanna play some Chess with me, anon?

>>743566136
kek

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>>743569776
Super Mario

>>743567608
Non fa ridere, coglione

>>743567537
That's not beta or cringe, that's literally a girl being shitty. He just made a joke, not wanting your girl to be fucked by others is now overly attached?

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>>743569933

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>>743569964

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>>743569893

Yup

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>>743570019
Last one

>>743570037
oh jeeze
should have ended it at oh he just changed it

>>743567128
Fucking kek

>>743569564
>and Excalibur is the name of my katana

>>743567608

translate please

>>743569918
Apparently you've never had a relationship on Facebook.

She never listed him as being in a relationship, otherwise it would say
"Is in a relationship with..."

Meaning he just assumed it and changed his status, and made the post. Probably because she agreed to hang out with him and he assumes a yes to a date = girlfriend.

>>743570037
If she survived this she can survive anything

>>743567841
that barely qualifies as an attempt at poetry

>>743569782
>rancid swine

lost it

>>743564112
Why are some people like this? I mean, i know why, but why?

>>743570281
Wanna play Chess with me, anon?

>>743564772
>(as long as she eats them all).

"WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?"

Ok faggets, story time. It's about a friend of mine, I am to insecure to ask a girl out kek. Or no kek that's sad.

>Be us(friend&me)
>Be 16
>Friend likes girl from his classroom
>Let's call girl 'Lana' and my friend 'Paul'
>'-Hey Paul, how did you come to like Lana?'
>'-Well we were on the school Doctor's office(dk how englishfags say it) and I told her my mom has cancer(tru story) and she really cared and talked to me!'
>But she never talked too much to him anyways
>Lana is classic famous highschool girl and Paul is well, not fat or anything, just kinda ugly and has issues. Loads of them
>So Paul says he will ask her out, by getting his guitar out and singing a song for Lana

cont?

>>743570309
if she agrees, then you're engaged.

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>>743569460
Yeah, except person A is always female because women are total cowards and used to everything being handed to them

No matter how you approach them you're only submitting yourself for their approval; it's never a fair exchange. and their judgement is absolute and infallible because they externalise it as declarative shit like "you're creepy" instead of "i'm not attracted to you", because that way they don't have to acknoledge the power society has given them and can continue to play perpetual victims.

This is why you really are much better off pulling "chad" bullshit and pick up artist tactic bullshit (although you should cynically assess what works for you and build up personal strategies instead of following cliches), and never actually risk letting them vampirise your real personality until you're well past their fucking force fields. Otherwise you're gonna die a death of a thousand cuts for the crime of being honest.

I really wish things weren't this way, but as a culture we've created fucking monsters and it's only getting worse as social media homogenises our sexual attitudes. It's probably all the result of some divisive social manipulation by people who want to keep the public neurotic and disunited tbh, but what you gonna do.

>>743570193
Not even funny...

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>>743570370
just do it faggot

>>743570370
Ofc

>>743569918
Why are you assuming the person in the picture is a reliable narrator ??

>>743570370
kek continue

>>743570386
>she
I'm talking about you, anon.

>>743570370
>cont?

nope.

you have a limit of 2000 characters and 50 lines to write your entire post, and yet you only wrote a few shit stains with literally zero content, only to go begging like a faggot.

>>743565075

No way, people on 4chan aren't that...

>>743568706
>>743568932
>>743569108
>>743569357

Jesus Christ.

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>>743570424

>>743568572
lmao this is so good

>>743569822
you're retarded. girls say that same shit to me, cause i love that reverse cringe
it's just retarded to believe any dude with good looks can break into someones house (someone who's rejected this supposed chad) and get away with it

>>743570352
EAT THEM

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>>743569687
Jabba wah ning chee kosthpa murishani tytung ye wanya yoskah

>>743570504
Because he didn't want to waste time writing more incase people didn't want to read more

>>743568523
As dumb as a bag of rocks.

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>>743570534
....?

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>>743570655

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>>743568523
Fucking lost.

>>743570791
what a wench all she had to do was sign the damn thing not even say hi

>>743570655
Rotto in culo, tua mamma puttana succhia cazzi e tuo padre frocio! O tante cose carine, a tua scelta! <3

>>743570791
Bitch

>>743570909
Ching Chong Mao

>>743570370
Ok cont
>I tell Paul he will get ridiculed, he says I don't care, I LOVE her, and this is true love
>He goes on everyday about how his love is real and beautiful, and probably no other 16 year old felt like him before
>It's THE day
>Crazy man does it DURING lesson and has talked to the professor beforehand
> Whips the guitar out, connects it to the speaker, and starts singing a version of 'unintended' by MUSE that he wrote
>He says Lana cried out of love, I believe it was cringe
>He is done, she gets out, doesn't want to talk to him ever again
>Some days pass, Paul is brought to the principal's office.
>Lana's dad came and requested Paul to be expelled
>Paul gets thrown out of school for 2 days at the excuse of 'sexual harassment'
>But Paul doesn't stop there! He feels the need to locate where she lives and give her a note about how sorry he is

Cont, but I am on phone so wait

>>743567165

kek

>>743567466

He's gotta be at the gym in 26 minutes.

>>743570944
Miao wow spandao, pareo deus ex machina. Minchia frate come sto?

>>743567864
nobody gives a shit its all the same fucking italians

When in HS I decided to Grow Up and Have a GF.

There *had* to be a girl into anime/vidya, I just had to identify her and talk about that so that I could ask her out.

Lucky me, a dude more cringey than me made a pathetic attempt with the ugliest girl of the class. While everyone laughed at him, I understood I had to go full stealth mode taking every sort of defense barrier.

>tldr, no gf until 27

>>743569918
> your girl

False assumption detected.

>>743571078
Beep book book

>>743564211
damnnnnn dude will need therapy after that

>>743564963
fake

>>743570534
This is probably cringe enough to belong here...

Well played, Anon.

>>743568617
Lost

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>be me
>24
>haven't had sex in a couple years
>always fantasize about older ladies
>wild milf approaches at hometown Valero gas station
>"you're handsome!" She exclaims while I'm pumping gas
>"you too!" I reply
>motherfucking face palm
>she laughs and walks away
mfw I've yet to have another similar opportunity

>>743567841

Felis catus is your taxonomic nomenclature,
An endothermic quadruped, carnivorous by nature;
Your visual, olfactory, and auditory senses
Contribute to your hunting skills and natural defenses.

I find myself intrigued by your subvocal oscillations,
A singular development of cat communications
That obviates your basic hedonistic predilection
For a rhythmic stroking of your fur to demonstrate affection.

A tail is quite essential for your acrobatic talents;
You would not be so agile if you lacked its counterbalance.
And when not being utilized to aid in locomotion,
It often serves to illustrate the state of your emotion.

O Spot, the complex levels of behavior you display
Connote a fairly well-developed cognitive array.
And though you are not sentient, Spot, and do not comprehend,
I nonetheless consider you a true and valued friend.

>>743571327
that is pretty cute anon

>>743565075
Someone from 4chan would've kept it up.

test

>>743570922
>>743570873
i agreed at first but then i stared at this picture for a couple minutes thinking about it

who's holding the camera?

as far as we know she'd already iced up because of the fucking papparatzo in front of her and didn't have any brain space left to deal with fatty. which would be understandable, especially in her case

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>>743571382

Ahh, references.

>>743571008

Cont

>Paul wants me to come with me
>Breaking in to an innocent underage's home? Sounds like a plan! Let's do dis
>We arrive, he pussies out and doesn't want to go in.
>Fuck, I didn't come here for nothing, gimme the note pussy
>Put it in front of the camera outside, ring the bell(yeah, realized breaking in isn't so good) run like a shit cuz I am a beta
>Wait some time, police car comes by
>shatmypants.jpg
>Ok let's go back Paul
>We go back, note isn't there anymore, probably they took it
>I say let's gtfo, he says wait
>Paul grabs a stone, and starts scratching the sidewalk
>I go over him, he writes 'LANA' in huge carved on the stone letters.
thefuck.jpg
>Fast forward a few days
>Lana is scared of him, I can see it in her face
>Paul comes to me all frightened but a bit angry
>Waddup pawel?
>'Lana's new bf is a 2m tall unshaved ape(Paul is around 170cm) and he threatened me that if I come close to her hell fuck me up'
>Well shit, I kek cuz Paul will finally be forced to stop his bullshit


>Fast forward 1-2 years later
>Lana is still discussing the shit he pulled off with others, Paul wonders why he has no friends

End

>>743570393
This... isn't copypasta is it

Holy shit my man you're one of these guys

>>743567608
Sono ritardato, ma le puttanate che ci sono scritte non riuscirei mai a concepirle

>>743566378
this would be believable if it weren't for the last message

>>743571652
>Sono ritardato

allora lo ammetti !!

>>743567841
this looks like a girls handwriting

>>743568596

That's too fucked not to be real. You couldn't make that shit up if you tried.

>>743568499
alpha as fuck
originolio

OP here, this was my first thread on /b/ and I just wanted to say thank you all for joining me tonight!

Its time for this anon to sleep, goodnight all, you made my week

>>743571384
It might be if it didn't hurt inside

>>743565958
A 'chad' or 'more attractive guy than you' as we will call it, wouldn't break into a girl's house to give her flowers. He would be invited.

You're a fedora.

>>743571631
Yeah cool identity politics there faggot.

What part do you disagree with exactly? Are you gonna seriously try to argue that we haven't turned half the population into entiteld princesses who play the victim card at every opportunity?

Or are you gonna try to tell people they should just be themselves and people will love them for who they really are?

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>>743570909
>Broken in ass, your mom bitch sucks cocks and your dad froze! Or so many nice things to your choice

Holy shit, learn to speak foreign properly.

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>>743571776
sleep well you fucking faggot

>>743568932
Probably not, she'd probably still be alive.

>>743571895
I will. Thank you once again

I'm not nearly as bad as the guys in this thread. I really wish my brain would stop grouping me with them.

>>743571549
5/10

>>743571829
Mangia merda

>>743570393
>getting butthurt about evolutionary biology
Your virginity is showing.

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>>743569022
This

>>743569782
smth tells me, he likes chess

>>743567883
eat a bag of fucking dicks you cunt.

>>743564211
Pretty much the story of every woman hater on /b/

>>743571825
> I have made decisions on what half the population is like based on my experiences with them
> my very, very few experiences
Yeah no though guy, you're right, your eighteen years of experience are surely all you need. I can't even begin to explain in posts on 4chan what's wrong with this.
Just know that your opinion makes you one opportunity away from becoming a cringe screenshot.

>>743564772
Looks like a younger Rimmer from red dwarf

>>743571695
Almeno sono onesto con me stesso zio, vivo bene così

>>743568523
not cringe, this guy is a solid troll for fb fags

>>743568617
ZING

>>743565075
Yep, and they wouldn't even acknowledge that it's them that has the issue.

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>>743572085
Yeah this isn't biological, it's entirely cultural. There's a biological element to the power imbalance, but beyond that it's all us, and this is blindingly fucking obvious because there are cultures in which the romantic dynamic varies from the horrible state of affairs we have. To say otherwise is idiot determinism.

>>743572235
I'm thirty and I've had plenty of romantic partners. I've lived overseas and am basing my conclusions on cultural comparison.

You're projecting, baby.

>>743568596
I lost...

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>>743572420
>holy fuck, he's still ranting