/nzg/ - The New Zealand General We're back, bitches!

where da dunedin nudes at

yay

What was with the IP / ISP / country block?

>>743562700
no one likes new zealand

Um

Kik me - Dunedin
CasualJosh09

Whangarei mad ladz here boyyyyy
Who wants some meth
Im fuckin cooked

>>743563639
ayy im from kaikohe

but im white fuck off

Yo chch here

Anyone got the low down on the 'mother of all scandals,' - the scuttlebutt is that there is a gag order preventing the real story from being released.

Anyone want to speak up?

anywhere i can get some weed chch?

>>743563747
Im white too cunt
Get down here ill hook you up with some real crystalz

>>743563933
i asked my mom if i can go out tonight and she said no )):

>>743563827
any chch nudes yo?

>>743564044
Fukin mums m8
Im feelin like a drive anyway, this macy got me flying
Whats your address lad
Might run a few curries over on the way

I'm seeing a lot of phones for sale on normiebook marketplace. Are they legit?

>>743564270
nah probably stolen or scams tbh

Anyone know much about timber framed house specifications? and NZS3602

>>743564421
Fucking scumbags.

>>743564421
Oh chur thats prolly me dox aaahaha
Tihei maori ora

>>743564570
fucking niggers

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>Christchurch

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Dunners reporting.

It is nearly Wednesday, my dudes.

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Sup karnts.

>>743564745
Evening sir.

marlborough here

Looking for Tay C from Nelson. And Ashleigh L from Matamata

Oi cunties, anyone got any good movie recommendations.. Me and the mrs need something to watch, chuur.

Hmmmm Charlie mears

>>743565188
john wick

North Shore Lad reporting

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does new zealand like deathmetal?

>>743564116

Kys meth addict.

Why don't you do something productive with your life like smoke weed?

>>743564451

What do you want to know?

Buy a quarter acre at bottom of market in a year and build your own portable freezer panel house for 120k total.

>>743565188

John wick 2.

And Point Break.

>>743565685

im not buying property in nz, im not retarded, I just need to finish an assignment

>>743565582

All I listen to when driving is lately is megadeth. I have some metallica but the older stuff doesn't sound as good on my system.

Rust in peace as is calm as I am willing to go.

>>743561861
femanon auckland here

>>743565774
what and where you studying?

>>743565774

Well what do you want to know that can't be googled?

Everyone is too scared to run a mill these days so we are sending our logs to China to be milled. Don't matter if a China man gets squashed or loses a finger. Problem is we now have a shortage of boards and lumber for houses.

Chinks are buying up our water and value-not-added raw logs. Chink gubbmint admits they will run out of fresh water in 10 years. We are at risk of china stealing our whole country.

>>743566004

Post your silhouette for me to fap to.

>>743565982

Sell meth, cops will leave u alone so long as you don't shoot anyone or draw attention. Its almost like they don't care...

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>>743566120

you know what needs to be done come september

>>743566309

Shoot Winston?

>White trash capital of the world

>>743563846
What the fuck are you talking about

>>743566366

May aswell kill him with a samurai sword cause if he dies you want the chinese to atleast favor you when they take over.

>>743566462

Can't tell if bait, or just stupid.jpg

>> 743565582
I like me some morbid angel and slayer. More into industrial metal, shit like ministry, rammstein and 9" nails.

>>743564817
Hey Dunners. Got any toranas in your arsenal? I'd love to own a rust orange one IRL

>>743566366

I just sent that threat of yours to the GCSB. Enjoy your knock on the door.

Greens and labor are chinese infiltrators. Clark destroyed out manufacturing industry by signing free trade with China.

All these traitorous transgressions and I still wouldn't call for assassination. You are prolly just a green party provocateur.

>>743566462
Why would the Chinese care about a Japanese sword ?

>>743566729
weeb

>>743566769
You're on the wrong Vietnamese basket weaning forum matey.

China will never take over. They can't project their ant army further than the mongol steppe. They don't have the logistics to parade in a costal city let alone send a force of 5'4 120lb chinks halfway around the world.

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>>743566632
>32
I don't, mate, and I bloody should. Bear with me on that.
I'll find the Ministry song I used to like too, but here's something nothing like that for now:
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TNsSBhl_2LI

>>743566824

I only come here for the organic trap porn anyway

Willie apiata, Ritchie McCaw and a time traveling Colin meads with unlimited ammo vs 1000 chinese ant soilders, full kit. Who would win?

>>743564116
Degenerate. Why are so many fucking kiwis on meth now? you really have such little to offer this country?

>>743567067
Willie Apiata would solo but loses due to big rugby incompetence.

test

>>743567185

t. spark user

>>743566632

Reise Reise by rammstein is a great album to listen through. Dalai lama is a lament regarding a civil air crash in Germany, great but sad song.

Lots of it is blocked by eurocucks on YouTube, you need a proxy or website viewer.

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>>743562700
sorry that was legitimately me
i was a bad boy

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>>743566181
fap to my friend instead

>>743565582
I was the vocalist of a slam death band

>>743567265
any nudes?

>>743567265
she's lovely. Where from?

Auckland? Wellington?

>>743567270

i know nathan...

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Guys, with racial consciousness out the fucking window now and everybody breeding with everybody. At what point does something like the treaty of watiangi become nullified? I mean given that maori are vanishing cause they cant help themselves fucking white women, when does maori as a culture consider to be wiped out? im truly curious

>>743567372
Barrow? Nah not quite - i know him too

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>>743567242
srsly though it was actually my doing
sorry SparkNZ

>>743567430
smith

>>743567386

when we vote winston in he will MNZGA

>>743567217
shit i've been outed

>>743567469
He's definitely getting my vote. Look at the filthy greens migrant policy. They should neck themselves for their dishonour

>>743566987
Wtf was that shit. Lol. Tried to stick with it coz she's hot but only lasted eight seconds lol

>>743567238
I'm on the road couple times a week. Usually listen to Sehnsucht, always makes the journey go fast. Speaking of reise reuse, every seen the vid for mein teil? Goes real well with the song. I like kein lust as well

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>>743567351
no nudes sorry

>>743567353
palmy

>>743562700
some dude was starting threads and dumping questionable shit in them
he managed to get his ISP which was SparkNZ banned

>>743567156

>why

Chinese are flooding it in. They aren't making their money off veges or cheap goods at the dollar store.

Someone is allowing it to happen, I suspect Judith collins and a small group. Her husband is David Ching, a slant eye who exports milk and raw swamp kauri logs to China.

The police being controlled by the globalist elements of the UN doesn't help. Lots of academics (naturally commie) from Britain have come over to nz police and are trying to disarm public while sucking their own dicks.

Only thing separating nz from mexico right now is our citizens are armed. In Mexico guns are banned so the criminals operate with impunity and violence.

In nz I am allowed to carry a gun around. the meth dealer cannot because he is a known criminal with no gun license. I suggest you all make the most of your freedom.

best

>>743567623
I rarely see girls of her calibre in Palmy. Normally a bunch of 21 year olds pushing round babies.

>>743567660
i got a 3 day ban for being in that thread.
reason: Everybody wins

>>743567748

I made love to a green eyed part Maori girl from palmy. Not hori looking at all, very hot.

She took my mitochondrial DNA contribution and never wanted to talk to me after that. I feel robbed.

>>743567908
Dude, i am actually pretty cut that I haven't fucked a hot Maori (or any maori for that matter). You rarely see nudes of Maori chicks either - i want to see some!

leave for 5 years and this is still here
fukkin lmao'd

will suck dick in dunedin for $49, girls get a discount

>>743567948

The ones from south island are zinga burgers. Especially around dunners.

That pic with the blond in red dress showing a tit with the Maori girl next to her is prime example. Gets posted here sometimes, looks like it was taken in Dunedin.

Came buckets everywhere, great time.

I'm so glad to live in this third world country.

>>743568134

>Great time

With the girl, only once though.

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>>743567612
I find it relaxing, but wouldn't be surprised if you're not a fan. Hopefully this is more your speed.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GXCh9OhDiCI
>ding a ding dang my dang a long ling long

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>>743567948
hot maori girls are very hard to find. if you see one then try capture it so we can research it and maybe replicate said genetics.

>>743568116
Girls don't have dicks.

>>743568116
Wot???

Drunko can post on /b/ again?
Now that's something I can drink to!

Fucking won $100 bucks today on a $3 scratchy, god I love my life today.

>>743568295
yous missing out

>>743568116

>girl
>dick

literally

>>743567242
What was the reason?

>>743568165

Fucking make something of it cunt. Call your local politicians office and rant for 20 mins to the poor girl passing on messages. Tell them what the problem is and what you want done.

If I can personally motivate several hundred neckbeards to call Paula Bennet and tell her no more firearm restrictions, we should be able to achieve anything. Provided we kick up some noise.

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>>743568269
Kim is maori? I thought she was part latina.

>>743568269

>sprung

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testing

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>>743568424
Funny how nzg never really has done anything like that.
Or anything productive for that matter.

>>743568269
yeah you're right. even not a hot. even a 6/10 maori girl, id have done that.

>>743568525

nzg's motivation is so low we settle for the nudes from that fat blonde single mother

>>743568479

Well considering Spanish natives are as Anglo as us Brits, yeah she looks Latin as fuck. Maybe 1/4 Maori, 3/4 Anglo.

>>743568585

She ain't fat nigga she's a perfect waifu.

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Wellington reporting in

>>743568269
only when more white than maori, like 1/4 maori

>>743568704
>Being this much of a cuck

>>743568717
i recognize this sloot

>>743568250
Its all good bro. I actually like a Celine Dion song. Can't be listening to 8 foot sativa all the time.

Jesus built my hot rod. Killer track. You ever listen to rob zombie? Caught his song superbeast on the rock today. Havent heard that song in years. Used to love it as a kid. Sorry can't link it, am on my farm phone.

>>743568720

>biting the hand that feeds

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>>743568746
oh yeah? What's her name?

>>743568717
I feel like I do too.>>743568746

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>>743568683
>not leanin on dis syrup

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>>743568585
>when kiwi girls are so low standard that Kiwi men would settle for anything

>>743568797
just feel like i do chill nd spill

>>743568839
i like this.

>>743568839
>when the standards are so low that kiwi men would settle for any THING

>>743568869
some ho from blenheim

>>743568893
got more of said ho from blenheim?

>>743568874
>When the sheep are tighter than the 16 yo's

>>743568921
Mate, we're not in Canada! We need to be quiet about that shit.

>>743568863
wat?

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>>743568773
Lol really? Respect. I used to listen to a couple of his songs way back when, don't think I've ever heard Superbeast before but it's taking me back.
You up on the farm right now or did your phone die?

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>>743568718

Be the change you want to see.

Fuck as many maori women as possible and create a new generation of perfect halfie girls.

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>>743568542
she's a mix but still maori :)
sorry for the shitty photos i don't save her pictures because we're pretty 'close' and it makes me uncomfortable when i save shit of hers
>>743568383
for things that i'm not proud of

>>743569371

damn son. you know her?
what's she like? I'm jelly.

>>743569099
At the farm. Left my phone in chch.

This one keeps dropping out on me. Am pretty fucked off atm, just lost mynshit at the dog and feel like a cunt. She pissed in the bed. Is 13 and getting on, didn't mean it. But I handled it badly and hit her. Yeah I know I'm a cunt. She is OK now, sleeping on the bean bag. I've had to carry mattress out and hose it down. Gotta be up in 4 hours might as well sleep in the lounge.

>>743569543
she's a real piece of work but she has her times. Good night fellas

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>>743570017
sorry for the Spark shit
demons are manifesting again
gn

>>743570017
post moar rare kims before you leave?

>>743570279
people might find her so i'll leave you with muh thread
(eight)ch(.)net(/)b(/)res(/)7321935.html
replace eight with 8
try not shit up 'our' board too badly

>>743570693
probably don't want to bareback in that thread also

Yo i want alesha smith nudes NOW

>>743570693
"LEGAL"

>>743570983
I just went to his link

am I fucked?

>>743565607
>do something productive with your life
>smoke weed

That's all that those Maoris do is smoke weed. When's the last time you seen one of them be productive with anything besides getting onto the benefit?

>>743571187
nope
actually maybe

>>743567748
>I rarely see girls of her calibre in Palmy. Normally a bunch of 21 year olds pushing round babies.

>Implying that isn't a country-wide phenomenon.

Impossible to find a Maori girl over 20 without kids.

>>743568717
My nigga.

Wellywood here, too

>>743570693
I aint clicking that nigga

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>>743570693
t-thanks

Go to aleep ya crazy kiwis

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Spam this asian fuck's number plz
0216534664

Shitty attitude? Me no likey~

>>743572225
Don't tell me what to fuckin' do.

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How do international student gets local pussies?

>>743572986
get lucky if you're a gook

>>743572986
Step 1. Be IDbro

Wyd when you meet a bitchy trademe seller? Spam or track that piece of shit down?

>>743573847
both seems pretty good to me