What's the gayest thing you've ever done?

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>>743544368
>What's the gayest thing you've ever done?
Try to type up my first gay encounter while the thread bumps along.

Sorry, the Rick and Andy show will be back in a moment once I've typed ahead in notepad a bit.

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>>743544595
reason why i made the thread anon

I've given one blowjob. Happened not too long ago. Now I want to do a lot more. Need to find a guy though.

>>743544368
Pretty much the same thing as in that pic, 26 years ago.

>>743545042
did you swallow

I met a guy on Craigslist in the woods and sucked his cock, chubby Iraqui guy. He had a MASSIVE cock, which as a straight guy I was unprepared for entirely. Someone caught us on the path and I ran

>>743545485
I did.

>>743545499
>Iraqui
>Iran
make up your mind

>>743545911
did you like it? ever tasted your own load?

>>743544368
>>What's the gayest thing you've ever done?
I've had several gay experiences it would be hard to pick one

>>743545979
It was different, since I had never tasted it before. But I'd definitely do it again.

Sometimes I post my nutsack on here in random threads, is that gay? I mean I think it's funny but I might also be a faggot

>>743546162
post it again then with the cock

Recapping from old thread then continuing...

>Anonymous 08/28/17(Mon)02:13:47 No.743423257 ▶>>743424152
>>743421265
>Not much too it really, but okay...story time. Just remember that I was pretty naive at the time, not really understanding about sex.

>>743545888
does he have a tattoo on his dick that says "tunnel"

>>743546331
> When I was about 12 or 13 one of the older students, a prefect who was checking the corridors of the school at closing ran into me leaving the music practice room (I operated the music system for morning assembly)

> He asked me what I was doing there and then asked for id so that he could check. I handed over my school ID and he just grabbed it and smirked slowly before putting it in his pocket.

>I was irritated and not put off by the fact that he was a prefect and reached into his pocket to take my ID and surprise, surprise, I encountered a trouser pocket that was almost entirely cut away and a not-insignificant erect penis.

>I pulled my hand out with speed and he shook my ID card out of the bottom of his trouser leg and handed it back to me.

>I must have gone beetroot red as he just laughed. Then he looked around (presumably to check that there were no teachers or janitorial staff around) and motioned me back into the music practice room, which I entered with him following, not entirely sure what was going on.

>It was on the top floor of the building overlooking the sports fields, so no-one could see in and the door had a turn lock on the inside, but no key in the keyhole.

>He turned the turn lock and then gently, but firmly put a hand on my chest (like he was feeling my heartbeat, which was racing) and slowly pushed me against the wall, then he pressed himself against me and kissed me, open mouthed and then with his tongue.

>He was both more muscular and several inches taller than me, but I was more stunned by what was happening than anything else, but after a minute I had my arms around him and was giving back enthusiastically, if ineptly.

>His dick was as hard as rock and digging into my thigh, while my own was rapidly coming to the same conclusion, albeit with neither the force, girth, nor length of his. (cont.)

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I've said a lot of stupid shit

>>743544368
watched a nigger cornhole a mexinigger at a rave.
It was weird i was getting a blowjob from a rave whore and yet was repulsed by the whole thing

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>>743546252
No cock, that's too gay for me. But here's my nutsack.

>>743546423

> After a few minutes (it seemed like forever), he pulled back a bit, looked at me with gorgeous green eyes and smiled the biggest shit eating grin I had ever seen and raised an eyebrow, just one.

>Then he looked back, I think he was listening to see if the cleaning staff had reached the top floor yet (the buffer machines and clanging of metal buckets were the telltale signs).

>Hearing nothing he reached down and started to undo my belt, before opening the button on my trousers and moving them and my tighty whities down so that my not very significant (maybe 4 inches) cock popped out and demanded attention.

> Attention it soon got as he wrapped his hand around it and gave it a firm, but strong stroke or two, then he pulled my foreskin back (checking to see if I was clean I think), before kneeling down with his nose an inch or so away from my erect dick.

> He peeled back my foreskin and then looked me directly in the eyes (making sure I looked at him) and then slowly, but luxuriantly engulf me with his mouth and gave me a glorious slow and sloppy blow job.

> I don't think I came as such, but I felt a great deal of pleasure and it seemed a lot longer and a lot more vivid than the few minutes of sexual desire that it actually took.

> When he had enjoyed his fill (for the time being), he teased my dick out of his mouth slowly and then stood up.

> He gave me another sloppy, somewhat salty kiss and then said "Maybe you should pull your trousers up". When I had done so he smiled, turned the door lock, looked outside (to see if anyone was there) and with a cheesy smile back at me, walked out.

(continued...)

When I was in Huntsville, had a 19 year old kid on my bloc, he got fresh on the yard thinking his 14 88 tattoos meant something (he didn't earn them), so Me and two other peckerwoods, beat him and raped him for about a year, then we pimped him to niggers and spics.

Pretty gay, only time I've had sex with a man.

>>743546540
> A few days later I bumped into him after school walking down the school driveway, as usual we were later than all the rest of the kids as we had stuff to do related to him being a prefect and me being the music guy.

> He gave me a nod and after checking no-one was paying attention (always a cautious kind of guy Rick was, not your typical high school faggot), motioned me to follow him down the road.

> At the bottom of the road was another bus stop with an old style enclosed bus shelter (this wasn't the nearest one to the school), which had windows, but was panelled up to about 3 foot (about chest height on me then).

> The school had already closed and the buses left, but there was a regular service every half-hour so it wasn't suspicious us waiting there, there was nobody else around and no other waiting passenger or pedestrians.

> So the prefect (Rick if you didn't guess) was just looking around pretending to shoot the breeze and when he was confident that no-one was looking he just unzipped his fly and pulled his dick out.

> From our previous encountered I hadn't seen it, only felt it as he was rubbing himself against me in the music practice room, but I was quite surprised at how big it was compared to mine and also the fact that it curved upwards (and twisted slightly to the left as I discovered later), but there it was and the message was clear. He'd sucked mine so now it was my turn to return the favour.

I did a quick lookout check (including for any cars or pedestrians) and then ducked down below the level of the windows and kneeled down. I was now facing him in the same way he'd done a few days earlier, literally nose-to-dick.

(continued...)

Grew up playing hockey, had plenty of pretty gay team showers, had a three way with my defence partner, and plenty of team bonding stuff that made everyone think we were all gay

>>743546596
> Rick however, being the smooth, assertive time had other ideas as to how this encounter was going to go and before I had managed to swallow more than a few inches of his shaft he pushed me back against the wooden shelter and fed me the his entire length post-haste.

> Obviously, since this was the first time I'd sucked cock I was completely unprepared for his action and started to gag and choke, at which point he grabbed me gently by both ears (forcing me to stare up at him) and said "Gotta learn to breath through your nose, idiot".

> Unhelpful guidance aside, I quickly grabbed the bottom of his shaft and pushed him backwards slightly to give myself (literally) room to breath. I don't know if he was surprised or amused, but he didn't press the issue and I ineptly began slurping his strange cock like a new faggot should. He seemed to enjoy it and after a bit started gently humping my head while holding his hand on my neck to control the rhythm.

> After a minute or two he grunted "I'm gonna cum" and I jerked my head backward rapidly just before a high velocity load of spunk shot out of his japs eye and splattered against the wooden side board of the bus shelter. His knees trembled and I worried that he was going to fall over, but after a few minutes he recovered and forcefully pushed his cock back in his pants.

> He looked around again and then nodded to me to get up off my fucking knees. Then we waited for the bus to arrive as his spunk dribbled down the shelter wall and formed a puddle.

(continued...)

>>743546596
anon got a kik?

> Neither of us ever planned our encounters or even paid any attention to each other in school as we both understood that being known as a faggot was social death and Rick was a big muscular guy for a late teens and had a certain jock cred to maintain as a member of the rugby team.

> The next time we bumped into each other was on the school bus itself. As usual all of the other kids had left about 20 minutes earlier so it was just Rick and I at the normal school bus stop (just a pole with a sign, not a shelter, so no funny business)

> The bus came along and it was a double decker, so Rick got on and went upstairs and I followed him. I wasn't sure if he wanted me to be anywhere near him (because of the risk of getting caught), but he went to the back of the bus and sat in the rightmost seat and when I stopped about half way he nodded for me to sit next to him, which I did.

> Rick was never slow at doing anything and as soon as I sat down (with the seat in front providing cover) he reached over, undid the zip of my trousers and fumbled around with the gap in my tighty whities until he grabbed my cock and then pulled it out. He then proceeded to wank me off on the bus while I gripped the handrail of the seat in front for grim death. After a few minutes (since I was fully on), my cock dry heaved (too young for come), but I was fucking done! After a few minutes I recovered and put myself away, but my heart was racing and I was trembling.

I reached over to return the favour, but Rick just said "Not now. I've got something else in mind if you aren't in a hurry to get home". I just nodded excitedly.

(continued...)

>>743546778
> When Rick finally stopped, he continued to hold me close so that I could feel his prick through his trousers and he could feel mine. After a moment he looked at me slyly and whispered in my ear "You know why I've brought you down here, don't you?". I nodded. I might have been naive, but I'd seen some of the gay movies on Channel 4 and knew what it was that faggots did (I had watched them out of curiousity, not bi-curiousity).

> He whispered "I want to fuck you up the arse slowly..." as he undid my belt and pulled my trousers and underwear down to my ankles, "...but first I want to suck that cute little-boy cock of yours" with a smile and then started undoing my tie and unbuttoning my shirt, before lifting up my vest and slowly rubbing nipples as he kissed my neck and throat.

> Slowly, kissing and licking all the way while fondling and rubbing my nipples he worked his way down past my button hole (which got a deep but cursory lick) and down to my groin where I was mostly hairless, but fully ready for his attentions. Greedily he went down on my small "boy-cock" as he called it and took it all in one go. I was a lot smaller than him (fortunately for him) and he had a wide and succulent mouth full of moisture and promise. I just pressed back against the stone wall of the toilet as my eyes rolled back in their sockets in juvenile sexual ecstasy

(continued...)

>>743546842
> After a few minutes of expert cock sucking from Rick I couldn't contain myself anymore and dry spasmed as I virtually fell over him in the close confines of the cubicle. I was literally without any strength left. Even though I was too young to cum he just sucked the life out of me.

> Rick grabbed me firmly and lowered me on to the toilet seat while I recovered. He was more amused than anything and smiled a beamingly beatific smile as he wiped our mutually contaminated slime from around his mouth (along with a pubic hair or two).

> Once I had recovered, he whispered "We don't have to do this today if you're not up for it.". He had an almost devious way of putting this, it would have been easier to kick a puppy than say no to his coy smile. Like Prince Charming he held out a hand and I rose from the vitreous china shitter with all the grace of a low class whore being asked to dance.

> Rick was gentle, but firm, positioning me against the cold stone surface of the toilet wall and then rather broke the moment by hoiking up a large gob of spit into his right hand while parting the cheeks of my firm, young ass with his other hand.

> Never having anyone touch my asshole (since presumably nappy cleaning by my mother), I reacted with a start, but Rick just pressed on and whispered "Can't go in dry now, can I Andy". That was the first time he called me by my first name, a classy touch since he was about to take my ass cherry...

(Continued...)

>>743546896
> Rick undid his tie, stuffing it in his jacket pocket and unbuttoned his shirt. It was the first time I had seen Rick in the flesh (as it were) and for a teenager he was pretty muscular. Then again pushing weights and doing rugby will do that to a young lad...being gay probably gave him some initiative though, for picking up us chickens...

> He pressed against me with his left hand firmly over my left nipple and then with his other hand guided his, by that point pretty fucking hard cock, between my ass cheeks until he was pressing against my asshole. Then he whispered "Look. You need to relax otherwise it'll hurt and be impossible for either of us to enjoy this. Just breath in and out slowly, while...while...basically think like you do when you need a shit". A genuine Cyrano de Bergerac was Rick, no question about it.

> I did as he asked and slowly opened enough for him to begin entering me real, but even with spit lubrication there was a point where it just hurt too much and I was in danger of tightening up. Rick stopped. Kissed me and then whispered "Just relax. I'm inside you. Just slowly push back onto me as you feel comfortable. You'll get past a point where it won't hurt anymore.". His experience was really paying dividends at this point.

> I gradually relaxed and as the pain receeded I slowly wriggled my ass, impaling myself on Rick's upturned member. That was when I realised that Rick's cock bent to the left, which almost made me laugh out loud (not something that Rick would have taken lightly I suspect), as I eased into it, Rick started a very slow, but gradual thrust. We were beginning to get into it now and for me this was all about giving back to Rick as much pleasure as he gave me.

(Continued...)

>>743546938
...sorry...still typing...

>>743546994
did he do this to other guys?

Considering fucking a guy. Never real been with a proper man, closest I've been was a female to male trans person. Any advice

given blowjobs and footjobs

>>743545939
Kek

>>743546938
> As I relaxed, Rick started to slowly thrust in and out, not by much, just enough to get a slow rhythm going and pulled my ass further away from wall to get into a better position. The difference in height made this a lot easier for him and I suspect better for me.

> As we got into it I felt myself letting go, feeling the exquisite pleasure of having Rick inside me, filling me with his slightly bent and twisted meat. It was sordid. It was glorious.

> We didn't fuck like rabbits, but as we got into it Rick pushed up the pace, riding further in and out of me as we both got filled with ever increasing lust.

> Then suddenly Rick grabbed me had by the thighs, pulled out to the folds of his foreskin and then rammed it back inside me as far and as hard as he could. (I admit then that I yelled, but not too loud).

> Rick held onto me like grim death and then to the sound of "Aww Aww Awwwww!" he came inside me and I could feel the motion of his cock as his cum spurted inside of me.

> Jesus that was great.

> I tried to move to separate us, Rick put his arms strongly around my waist and said "Don't. Don't move yet. Just let me enjoy the moment.".

> I felt like such a stupid prick, but it was my first time. He held me like that for another minute or two as I could feel him growing smaller inside me and my arsehole began to twitch like fuck trying to expel his rapidly disengorging cock.

> Finally, with a smooth, but quick motion he pulled himself out and leaned against the other wall of the toilet, exhausted.

>>743548128
I want to give a footjob so bad

>>743548187
so fucking hot anon. do you have more?

>>743547192
>did he do this to other guys?
I never met any of the other guys that he had sex with, indeed Rick was very discreet, he said there had been others about my age in previous years but never who they were, although having seen some familiar looks between him and some of the boys in the years between ours I know of at least two others that I suspect he fucked in the same way he fucked me.

He'd been educated by an older neighbour in the run down potting shed that served as their "den", surrounded by the usual paraphernalia of youth, hedge porn (all straight I believe) and discarded beer cans.

He'd gotten drunk in their with his friend a few years back and one thing led to another...

>>743544368
finger my ass to other guys online

>>743548464
>so fucking hot anon. do you have more?

Lots more experiences that are similar sure, but nothing that I've typed up. I only started with the first one that I posted yesterday (the first encounter with Rick) and then everything else I've typed in these two threads.

Rick and I had fun for about a term and a half before he moved to the sixth form grammar school the following summer.

Mostly we did things after school, but he came to my house one evening when my parents were away. That was fucking fun.

>>743548622
do you still see him to this day?

>>743548405
Where do you live?

>Had sex with a dude

>>743544368
Coming back to this fucking website.

>>743544368

ate my own cum

I would jerk off with my friend all the time when I was like 13 or 14. I only touched his cock once but never anything further. It was huge and it turned me on, but I didn't have the nerve to admit it. Thinking back I wish I had, though.

>>743548912
>do you still see him to this day?

No. I didn't see him after he left for the grammar school.

I rang him up about a year or so later, but he'd gone straight (really I think he was just pretending to keep the peace with his family)

He was really cold when I said who it was and suggested we meet up for a drink. I never called again. Sad really.

I tried looking him up on Facebook and Google recently but I could find no trace. His name is pretty unusual so if he was about I'd have found him. I suspect he's either moved far away or possibly even emigrated.

>>743544368
sucked my friend's dick cause I lost a bet, we were both high as fuck

Used to fool around with my older brothers a ton when we were teens. Started off as just "experimentation" and "helping each other get off". But over time it got to where they were both basically using me as their cumdump.

Absolute gayest it ever got was one particular week when our parents went on vacation for their anniversary, so we had the house to ourselves. We went nudist and they spent practically the whole time taking turns on my mouth and ass.

>>743549104
not in the US
I just want a warm load on my feet

>>743549292
do you happen to have a kik or throway email? id love to hear more

>>743549248
I like how my precum tastes but not my cum. isn't that weird?

>>743549927
>do you happen to have a kik or throway email? id love to hear more

Wait. I'll set one up. One minute.

Got paid $100 to let a dude suck my dick. I didn't touch him or anything else

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posted my small dick in another thread some minutes ago.

>i have allowed /b/ to do this to me

>>743544368
Lovingly stroke my friends shoulder while imagineing having sex with him

>>743544368

Wear socks with sandals...
Also get fucked in the ass.

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>>743549788
use the internet, anon. feet are a pretty mainstream fetish, even if people try to claim its not.

thats what I did, and now I get to give footjobs whenever I want. You'll find it eventually, it'll be worth the wait, trust me.

also
>not in the US
if you're in one of those hyper homophobic countries, be careful!

protip: require a massage and toe sucking before you give up the goods

>>743549927
>do you happen to have a kik or throway email? id love to hear more

Contact me tomorrow (when all the spammers this address will generate have died down)

[email protected]

Just post an email about what we were talking about so I know its you (unless any of the other retards in this thread wants to prank us).

Regards,
Andy.

>>743544368
>be me
>young, probably like 8
>guardian people met another family somehow
>sort of force me and their son to have a playdate
>end up alone with this kid for a long time
>somehow, we started talking about how we heard our parents having sex and their noises and what we came to find they were doing to make them through spying and asking older kids
this is hard to explain but it was kind of just like we were so curious about sex that exploring with the same gender almost didn't seem to matter in the face of adolescent excitement and pleasure
>start off sucking each other really intensely
>i kind of accidentally discovered deepthroating because i kept sucking really violently and pushing it down to the point where i would choke really bad
>after doing this for each other several times he convinces me to try to put my dick in his ass
>he gets on his hands and knees and i find his asshole and try to push my little dick in
>feels hot and kind of wet and i'm pretty sure i have it in
>ask "is it in?"
>he's already started kind of grinding on it, says yes
>i ask if he can do it to me and we switch positions
>he tries to push his dick into my ass, i'm not sure if it's in but i like the feeling of him trying so i just say "yeah" when he asks me if it's in and try to get it in further by pushing against him and wiggling around
>we take turns trying to get our prepubescent dicks into each other's asses and pushing up against the other's dicks like our little lives depend on it

i honestly can say i haven't had any gay experiences since or even really thought about having them but for some reason, i kind of love that memory. something about sexual discovery and at the time neither of us were old enough to have any inhibitions about gender or orientation, it just felt good.

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>>743550596
OP here, sent an email now so i wont lose your email. will send another tomorrow

i rather women but guys make me feel pretty and kinda slutty and that's cool af

>>743550814
At least the photo has a nice specimen in it. If I did that, I would probably kill myself out of embarrassment from more than one reason.

>>743550338
if the guy was nice and clean I'd just let him fuck my ass right after tbh. I'm more afraid of getting raped or something

Dressed up in moms panties bras and lingirie. Got high heels online and wig. Then invited guy I knew couple years older than me over and sucked him off

>>743544463
fpbp

>>743544368
This dream >>743544090

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My 12 year old neighbor used to suck my dick every other day for like two months. I was 15-16 so the size difference made it so that my duck was massive to him. I came in his mouth and on his face a couple of times. We did other gay stuff but no penetration

Pic related. He looked like him but the pic is not him

>>743550814
>OP here, sent an email now so i wont lose your email. will send another tomorrow

Good stuff. Nearly time for work though, so I've got to go. If I get the chance I will write up more stuff.

Thinking about what Rick and I did back then still makes me gooey. Might have to have a quick fap to thoughts of Rick first though...

Speak anon, anon.

>>743551520
>My 12 year old neighbor used to suck my dick every other day for like two months. I was 15-16 so the size difference made it so that my duck was massive to him. I came in his mouth and on his face a couple of times.

As I wrote in my greentext about Rick and I, the difference in age makes for a massive difference in size. The extra height helps as well, as does the extra muscle mass....

>>743551539
lemme see some cock pic before you go to work Andy

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>>743551520
Actually now that I think about it more, this lasted for about half a year cause I remember he turned 13 around the same time I turned 16

>Be me about 23, working with guy who was 21, sitting at his place having a few beers, playing Madden. Complain to him about how g/f wont let me fuck her ass. He mentions he is bi and says he doesn't understand why because he loves the feeling. 2 beers later, he offers that I can do his if I wanted. Was best ass I ever had. Fucked him once a week or so for about 5 months till I moved away.

>>743551691
>lemme see some cock pic before you go to work Andy

Public forum with tracked location and IP address? ...err... gotta say no to that.

P2P is a different matter.

Sucked a girls femine penis once so nothing really gay

>>743544368
sucked a dick

My best friend and I have been about 8 years (from 10 to 18) sucking each other's dick. We also licked each other's buttholes and rub our dicks on them.

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>>743551996
>Sucked a girls femine penis once so nothing really gay

>>743546423
>>743546540
>>743546596
Why would someone leave a line blank between each sentence?!

>>743548187
How old are you now? did you suck other guys while doin rick?

>>743552199
>Why would someone leave a line blank between each sentence?!

Because it makes it easier to read. On a computer screen at least. Not sure about a phone as I don't use my phone for 4Chan.

>>743552192
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

MMF with my wife and best friend. Feelings his balls rub against mine while dping her felt amazing

>>743544368
I used to fuck my college roommate regularly. Then a few times after graduation. He was really fun to have sex with but I was never attracted to him. We're still good friends but I'm engaged now, so no more of that.

>>743552216
>How old are you now?
Ancient. As old as the fucking hills.

>Did you suck other guys while doin rick?
He was doing more more like, but no. I was really good that way, he was too good to spoil.

After he left the school I did use exactly the same approach on a couple of the kids in the year or two below me (about the same age as I was first time around), none of them turned me down although one only did it once then "went straight". Fucking lying little cunt.

Gaydar really works. Both Rick and my successful scoring in school prove it. Either that or boys are just so sexually wound up they will fuck or be fucked by anything.

IDK.

>>743552447
>HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

That "Assigned Male" comic is some fucked up shit. I have the entire collection. Tres lulzy.

>>743552588
>We're still good friends but I'm engaged now, so no more of that.

As my great friend Dave "Cocksucker" Smith often says. "Ya suck one cock..."

>>743552777
Trips of Truth.

>>743552777
Nice trips Andy. post greentext of you approaching a new guy to play with

>>743552199
reddit
>>743552428
>it makes it easier to read
Sure, if you're some sort of absolute retard who's never read a book

>>743544368
Was drunk at a bar and all my friends left. Twink offers me a ride home I said yea. Invited him in and we talked in my couch awhile. Went to change out of jeans came back out in basketball shorts. One drink later and his hand is on my dick. He unbuttoned his jeans and took his shirt off. Kissed me while playing with my dick. Started sucking my dick took his jeans off and we exchanged bjs

>>743544368
I wear Victoria secret thongs when I fap to twinks in briefs

>>743552983
>Nice trips Andy. post greentext of you approaching a new guy to play with

Nope. Sorry, work definitely calls.

Got to be shower, shit, shave and eat before I get out the door at 8.

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>>743551938
Mfw Andy is 16 now

>>743544368
I visited a friend in college. When she went to class I went into her room pulled out a pair of panties and found her vibrator. She had a mirror by her bed and I sucked her vibrator and fapped into it

>>743545939
Audible kek. Good one

>>743544368
I was 13 and had my best friend over who I'd known since kindergarten.
My parents were out and we were in the living room playing mario kart and drinking dr pepper. I was kicking his ass at it and he started getting frustrated. At one point he almost won, then i blue shelled the fucker. He yelled in anger, tackled me to the ground and we started wrestling.
We used to do that a lot back then but he had always been the bigger of the two us and after a couple minutes had me pinned easily. It was whilst he was on top of that me felt it. His erection. It felt like a rolling pin with veins. This lead to me getting one, though nowhere near as big as his beast, which he in turn felt. With my hands pined to the ground, i was at his mercy.H slowly leaned down til his face was inches from mine. His breath smelled of cherry coke. Our eyes locked and i could see he wanted me, the hunger in his eyes.
Then my parents came home, so he left, at which point my dad bent me over the sofa and buggered my ass while my mom watched. shit was cash

>>743544368
>have brother
>same dad but mothers
>see each other every few weeks at dads house
>share room cause only there 1-3 times a month
>friend from school give me cutouts of penthouse mags
>take them to dads to show brother
>both naked and touching ourselves
>asks me if I want to try what's in the pics
>tell him yes
>we start stroking each other
>have honestly always been curious
>really want to put his cock in my mouth
>ask him if I can
>looks surprised, says yes
>immediately fall in love with his cock
>slightly longer and same thickness as mine
>shove his cock to the back of my throat and hold his balls
>like in the magazine
>love teasing and playing with the underside of his head
>play with his cock in my mouth for a good 10 minutes
>he stops me and asks for my cock in his mouth
>I stand and let him sit on the bed
>his warm tongue nearly made me cum after a few minutes
>he's circling my head with his tongue
>tell him I'm gonna gun if he doesn't stop
>he lights up and nods violently
>he wanted me to cum in his mouth
>I couldn't hold back any longer and let loose my load in his mouth
>thinking about that orgasm makes me so hard
>he spits it on a towel
>stand behind him
>hold balls with one hand and jerk his cock with the other
>he eventually cums on my hand
>lick some of it off
>ew.jpg

We did this for over 10 years so I have stories for days, that was just one of the first

>>743544368
The best one was when i was fucked by an on duty cop.

I started fooling around in scouts, so my uniform/authority fetish was bound to happen.

If only I could get an actual cop uniform to wear in the bedroom

>>743544860
Is that Drake Bell?

>>743554423
more please and how old were you guys?

>>743544368
I fap to twinks in briefs

>>743544368
i went to a professional soccer game once. that felt pretty gay.

>>743554423
more pls

I farted against my dad's dick one day, then he raped me.

Sucked off my cousin and he let me stick it in his boy pussy.

Not gonna lie, shit was tight as fuck nutted quickly.

I jerked it to rebecca sugar once

>>743554853
you prematured?

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>>743551187
you probably wont get raped, just be smart about it anon

>>743554716
>we were 12
>we had a dog and put peanut butter on our asses
>dog started licking it and we took big shits in his mouth
>dog died
>bro shove Dead dog in my ass
>I cum with my ass and shit all over my brother
>he gets a mad scat boner
>starts making horse sounds
>says ride em cowboy
>I fuck his ass while I grunt and he screams like he's dying
>dad walks in
>gets mad and starts choking us with his ass
>mom walks in with sister
>she screams and starts pissing on my dad
>dad gets gun and murders mom and sister
>then shoots himself
>we shit all over our dead parents
>then fuck each other and jump out the window and break our legs and end up in the hospital
We did this for 10 years I have more stories

>>743552912
>older step brother started fooling around with me at 13
>started off kinda molesty, he kinda forced me into it at first
>but I ended up liking it, so it became a regular thing
>by 14 he had me sucking him off almost daily
>then he started fucking me
>hurt like fuck the first several times, so once again kinda molesty
>but once again I ended up enjoying it, once I got used to it
>this continued on for a couple more years before we finally got caught by our folks
>luckily for him it was just after my 18th birthday, so I was no longer technically jailbait
>still ended up as a horribly embarrassing shitshow though
>he's the only guy I've been with, still confused about my sexuality

>>743555246
Wtf man Dx

>>743555246
Faggot

>>743555246
kek

>>743555246
Retarded faggot you are

>>743555246
Best and most believable story here

>>743555246
I'm screencapping this. Thanks anon

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>>743551520
>>my duck was massive to him

>was way younger and alwys did slightly homo things with friends like dry hump for a second as a joke

>one night sleepover at his house with a few other buddies and im sharing a blanket with him watching movie

>he grabs my dick playfully and takes his hand away

>i do the same

>we keep doing it for longer and longer till we're basically jacking eachother off over our pants

>he puts his hand down my pants and starts jacking me off

>i do the same

>hands dry so we dont come
>another time he sleeps over at my place

>we start back up the usual shit and he gets on top of me and is dry humping me

>i turn him over and grind my cock on his ass

>we keep jerking eachother off

>i cum, he goes into bathroom to finish himself off
>always wanted to suck him or fuck him but never got courage to

>>743554423
>ages 8-17
>find condoms + lube for the first time at moms house
>take to dads house
>really want to try penetration but no lube
>hoping condoms + lube will do the trick
>want my brothers big hot dick in my ass so bad
>can hardly wait for everyone to go to bed
>finally dads snoring in his chair
>brother and I take boxers off
>I lay on my back
>he sits on my lap, balls touching
>grabs both our dicks with one hand
>strokes them together
>want him inside me
>trade places, he's now on his back
>open them condom and fit it over his cock
>open the lube and put some on my asshole
>cover his cock with the rest
>slowly lower down on his cock
>feel pressure
>burns like a mofo as his head pops in
>sit with the head in me dead still
>few minutes pass with him lightly jerking me
>slowly lower down more
>pressure and discomfort but no pain
>jerk myself now, harder
>wait a little
>push down more
>realize I basically have his whole cock in my ass
>definitely feels good right there
>slowly slide up
>keep jerking myself off
>slide down slowly, less discomfort
>starts to feel really fucking good when I go down
>put more lube on
>smash down on his cock with my ass harder
>feels so fucking good

Gets me so fucking hard typing this out

>legs getting tired from being on top
>kinda squat over him and tell him to fuck me
>he starts pumping into my ass
>hands on the bed above his shoulders to hold myself up
>feels like when I'm about to cum but deeper inside me
>start jerking it again
>gonna cum, and fast
>almost before I could say anything
>just explode all over his stomach and chest
>ass was sore but let my brother keep pumping till he came too

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>be gay

legit

i absolutely love cock. no idea why im like this but i love it. im such a faggot.

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when i was like 5-6 me and my friend used to suck each others dicks

but i also used to makeout and poke the vaginas of all the neighborhood girls so im pretty sure it was just harmless experimenting.

well i'm not pretty sure i'm 100% sure i'm a straight dude who has a fiance

>>743556715
i'm venezuelan and what the actual fuck is that pic?

Got the succ in a stall

>>743555868
Lol, yeah my phones auto-correct is terrible

>>743545888
>>743546332
tunnel snakes rule!

>>743556886
support your fucking president traitor

Just posted a ad on Craigslist as a trap looking for straight acting guys to come over while my gf is out and fuck me like a porn star whore.

Its my first time using cl and no I don't trust you guys to share pics with but yes I look hot considering I get alot of replies.

I swallowed a lot of loads

>>743557452
where from?

When one of my friends would sleep over, He d sleep in his briefs and is pull his blanket down and fap to his huge bulge

>>743557920

He knew anon, he knew

>>743557452
save me some aids bro

>>743557962
Prolly did. Wore pink briefs 2 weeks in a row

>>743544368
fall for into jews conspiracy known as love

figured out I was bisexual this whole time
never realized because the average man is just fucking ugly

>>743544368
Highschool. Playing fifa jokingly make bet loser has to suck the other off. Lose on purpose. He jokingly pulled his shorts down. I grabbed his junk turned off the lights and deep throated him. Sucked him off all summer

>>743556715
>>open them condom and fit it over his cock
knowing what happening in these men's countries and seeing them sitting there innocently makes me want to win the lottery and then shit on everything

this world is fucking disgusting

>>743558625
whoops
>>open them condom and fit it over his cock

fondle/help wash younger boys in the shower

Meet up with dirty old men from fabguys for money

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One time I wore my brothers socks. That's the gayest thing I ever done.

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>>743559012
That's pretty fucking gay.

put on a condom on weiner once, later i discovered, it was touched by some filthy faggot chink.

I left my girlfriend for a fem gay black guy I worked with who i slept with after heavy flirting. He'd cross dress etc and genuinely looks like Rihanna when he does. Any ways he's got a pretty big dick and every weekend he and his pals share my ass. Weird how things change.

Got married

I miss getting pussy

>>743550158
No. I'm the same. Kinda makes me want to suck cock though haha

>it was the summor of 2011, and I lived in a conservative town in Kentucky
>a friend of mine was openly gay but a punk, and I was a nerd.
>we went to the lake together with his fag hag
> we had some beers and smoked weed on the lake shore. And always had his arm around me
> was nervous the whole time.
(Cont)

>>743544463
KECC

>>743544368

I suck dick and balls and swallow cum and bottom on a semi regular basis with a trusted partner.

>>743560503
>he TOLD me to strip out of my clothes and go into the water
>being the beta I am, i did
>he also stripped nude and went into the water, and held me...like cock to cock.
>he said "open your mouth"
>I did, and gave the most awkward make out session in my life.
(Cont)

>>743560503
>>743560734
>so we "made out" for like 5 minutes and he said "I want to suck you off"
>I chickend out and kinda fled.
>I didn't talk to him ever sense.
>I heard he commuted suicide.
>sorry for being so down. But in all honesty. If I had the courage now, I would fuck him.

>>743544368
I could do the gayest thing I've ever done tonight. Anyone near 805? I'm craving cock.

>>743544368
Licked my girls pussy after she was fucked by another man

Friend and I used to pretend we where WWE wrestlers in like 7th grade, and act like we were banging all the divas. Well... we would take turns on who was the divas and dry hump the shit out of each other. I can remember cumming a few times. One night after doing this we were going to bed, and I pulled his dick out of his shorts and started sucking him out of curiosity. I remember him looking at me at one point and then pretending to be sleeping again. We never talked about it. Both now in our 30s and married with kids, and still best friends. We just haven't dry humped in 20 years.

>>743555173
Hnnng love these boyes. (Broccolibutts)

Chatted with a much older man online. I was 20 something and he 55 or so

Ended up in his bed and after he a2m me he took my load in his mouth and kissed me. I had to swallow my own cum after being fucked hard. And I'm not even considering myself gay! My cock goes diamond every time I think of it.

Let another girl kiss me on the mouth.

I think she did it because her ex boyfriend was in front of us (I slept with him too). Was pretty weird.

>>743546423
you got raped nigga

>>743544368
Guy here,

I fucked another guy in the asshole.

By far the gayest thing I've ever done.

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sucked best friend's dick regularly when i was 10
we never said "no homo"

Fucked a friend in the ass while his gf was showering after we double teamed her.
Didn't finish though, she came back a bit too soon.

The gayest thing? Well I'm a girl and had an online girlfriend

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probably that face farting thing I did

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this
https://www.xvideos.com/video28629193/teen_skinny_sissy_play_dirty_with_her_panty_in_public_toilet

>>743565249
I hope you realise how disgusting that picture looks, stop being some sissy and grow a pair

>>743565249
>>743565356

Ignore him, It's a cute ass :)

>>743565924
*her
And no it makes me gag

>>743546140
Niggayougay.jpg

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>>743565966
lol I literally couldn't care less what "she" thinks, i'm gay..why the hell are you even here

>>743565924
<3

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Posting this

>>743566071
Because I posted my gay experience, lesbians count

>>743566184
Stop being such a jealous dyke, just cause he has a far better body than your dumpy ass will ever have~

>>743566184
>Because I posted my gay experience, lesbians count

Lesbians have never counted. They are an irrelevance, even (for the most part) to other lesbians.

It's not called the Lesbian bed of death for nothing honey cheeks.

>>743566386
I'll let you believe what you want but I have a perfect sporty figure that everyone is jealous of
>>743566464
I never said I'm a lesbian, just had a lesbian experience. I'm very happy with a boyfriend of over 2 years

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I am my roommate's cocksucker and slave.
I have to suck his dick whenever and whereever he wants to.
Sometimes he watches tv or plays videogames and I suck his dick for hours. Swallow his cum and piss too.
I also clean, cook, run errands, massage him and once serviced his buddy too.

He looks a bit like this guy here.

>>743566653
Tits or gtfo

>>743566653
>I never said I'm a lesbian
>Because I posted my gay experience, lesbians count

wut? leave the site plz

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>>743566653
>I never said I'm a lesbian, just had a lesbian experience. I'm very happy with a boyfriend of over 2 years

Even among the petrels of faggotry gathered here today, rules are rules.

Tits or GTFO.

>>743546938
jesus christ, is this a fucking book you wrote or what. 5000 shades of Subfag

My uni room mate discovered he was bisexual. For two years I got my cock sucked two to three times a day. It was amazing. He use to dress up as a girl every now and again and let me play with his arse. He was very feminine and thin so I got to play out my anal only fantasies quite a bit. Best time I ever had, all the sex and blowjobs with zero risk of pregnancy. Never sucked a cock myself until one night he got on top of me and we 69d. I was planning to only eat his arse but decided to take his cock aswell. First time I tasted cum and loved it.

Had a pretty weird upbringing, was sexualized early on. Before I even got to double figures kinda thought it normal to be doing shit with adults. Started seeking out adults for company. Men and women. Women were never into it. Many guys didn't understand what I was offering, some where like 'fuck off kid that's messed up' but a couple were totally down.

Screwed me up and made it difficult for me to accept once I realised how fucked up the whole thing was. I've kinda made my peace with it now. Try my best to put it behind me and be matter of fact about it without any emotion.

>>743567087
I'd love to suck a guy off twice a day!!! Just being used sounds hot

>>743544368
had sex with a 14-yr-old boy

shit was so cash

>>743544368
Do not chew the peepee

>>743567516
Second top kek

>>743567419
Nothing hotter than fucking your twink room mate and getting your cock sucked daily while your girlfriend is living 200ks aways.

>>743567808
Use me as your cumdump!
No reciprocation needed.
I suck deepthroat and service you good anytime yand place you want

I meet up with a married couple about once a week and we all fuck, suck, kiss, and eat each other in pretty much every imaginable combination. That's pretty gay right?

>>743546529
I want to lick your nuts

>>743567064
>jesus christ, is this a fucking book you wrote or what. 5000 shades of Subfag

I only started typing it out in a fag thread yesterday, this thread was a continuation.

Some guys really seemed to like it, so I've promised to type some more of the Adventures of Rick and Andy up.

My current steady Chix likes me to tell him them as I wank him off with his eyes closed, he thinks its really erotic. Then again we both like a guy with a twinkle in his eye.

>>743568185
you should write up your adventures into an lgbt 50 shades. just saying.

>>743568531
>you should write up your adventures into an lgbt 50 shades. just saying.

I'd probably get locked up for grotesque noncery or some such bullshit.

Anyway, isn't ASSTR full of this sort of thing (albeit fiction rather than biography).

I've sucked a few dicks in a public restroom.

>>743568659
Doubt a lock up would happen this day in age. im sure it would be popular among the community. im not familiar with all the abbreviations and types, but again, with the growing masses of that community would more than likely support the shit out of it. and no one these days wants to piss on equal rights or suffer the third degree.

>was curious guy
>browse craigslist for kicks but never did anything
>had girlfriends play with my feet and missed that
>see ad from guy looking to play with another guy's feet
>decide to contact him
>we arrange to meet at his place
>get there, nice apartment in high-rise. nice view
>tells me to get as comfortable as I want
>strip down to underwear and lay on his bed
>he comes in naked. OK
>starts playing with my feet
>massage, stroking, kissing
>sucks on my toes while his hands start to caress my calves
>starts kissing up my legs and his hands are now on my thighs
>goes back to feet
>moves up again
>back to feet
>by now my cock is rock hard
>slides back up but this time he buries his face between my legs
>grab his hair and push his face into my balls
>he's glad to oblige
>he pulls my shorts down and takes my cock in his mouth
>sucks for a few minutes and then goes back to my feet
>works his way up again and onto my cock
>sucks me until I'm ready to explode
>tell him I'm going to cum and he just goes harder on my cock until I blow my load in his mouth
>tells me he enjoyed my feet and hopes I'll come back
>thinking of going later this week

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Let a gay teenager suck my cock after he beg to for hours.

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When I was in junior high, I thought I was bi. (I wasn't). And I mind fucked myself into thinking I loved a guy. We'll call him N. N and I would ocasionaly hang out, (we had the same friends). I would flirt with him, (he had a gf, but hey! it junior high right!?) and do some gay shit like rib his thigh and shit like that. One day, I was giving him a lap dance and he fliped me around to make me facing the same way I was facing. And he started jerking me off. Being the horny student I am, I allow this and enjoy it. I start rubbing his cock and it's rock hard. Holy shit. (We were doing this in front of everyone btw) I think imma cum so I whisper in N's ear "imma cum so hurry up" he starts rapidly jerking me off and I start rubbing his cock real good too. We cum in our underpants infront of everyone. (Not many ppl were looking tho thank god) and then we would ocasionaly kiss when no one was looking and shit like that.

>>743569370
'N' for BBC

>>743569098
You misunderstand me, when I say ASSTR I am referring to this website

www , asstr , org

(Alt Sex Stories Text Repository) which has thousands upon thousands of stories (most fictional, some at least semi-biographical) of every form of perversion and deviance.

It's quite enjoyable beating your meat while reading a bit of completely fictional teen erotica.

>>743569446
Shit, is that you tyrone?

>>743569453
well yea, im not arguing with that statement. Matter of fact i agree with it, i see it everywhere on here. But the point of my post was that you SHOULD actually right a book and publish it. your writing skills are great (granted the subject isnt my cup of tea), but you should be able to write something published to the lgbt community or other. i see it getting stupendous support. or short stories. i think you could take those essays to another level personally.

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>>743569544

started a thread

Just yesterday:

>Fooled around with other boys when I was younger
>Liked it but considered myself straight as I grew up
>Had a submissive streak in me
>Looked in a4a tosee who is out there
>Saw profile of a daddy-type guy looking for someone more of a submissive/bottom type
>Contacted him not expecting much
>He asks if I can come over
>Get his address and head over about two hours later
>Heart pounding in my chest
>Arrive and he greets me at the door just wearing gym shorts
>Nice build (better than his picture), goatee, tall
>Immediately starts making out with me in the hallway
>Has me pinned against the wall, tongue snaking in my mouth
>Takes my hand and places it on his cock. It's firm, hot and the head it wet with pre-cum
>Tells me we should go up to his bedroom
>He strips off the shorts and lays on his bed
>I lay next to him
>He rolls over on top of me and starts making out with me again
>We're both going at it hot and heavy
>He finally tells me to suck his cock
>After a long time I finally have another cock in my mouth
>He tastes great, it's hard and hot and lots of veins
>I hear him groan and feel his cock swell just before he cums in my mouth
>I try to swallow it all but a lot drips out of my mouth and onto his cock
>He tells me to come up and rest my head on his chest
>He asks if I want to masturbate. Tell him yes
>He says to use his cum and my spit as lube
>I scoop up a mixture of both off his cock/balls and stroke my cock with it while my head is on his chest
>Takes about two minutes before I cum all over myself
>We lay there for about 10 minutes just resting
>He tells me I have to go but next time I come over to bring lube and condoms

>>743569874

GAYYYY!!!

>>743554508
Wouldn't be surprised. That guy's life is shit these days. He's creating fake controversy with Josh Peck because even a C-lister like Josh is more relevant than him.

>>743569714
My father would spin in his fucking grave if I did that, even under a pseudonym. Anyway, there's no money in it and precious little form of other reward either.

Better to just stick to my 9-to-5 job and enjoy life evening and weekends like normal folks.

>>743546529
Are you Richard Christy, by any chance?

>it's not gay it's funny

>>743569959
What part of OP's posting of "What's the gayest thing you've ever done?" did you not understand?

>>743569959
>GAYYYY!!!

Well fucking duh! honey. This is the gayest thread in days. It's like the fucking Emerald City in here...or Narnia probably...given that the majority of lurkers are probably closeted fags that dream but don't do.

Take a chance...kiss that cute boy and suck his cock.

>>743546529
Nigga you said you might be a faggot. Just post cock.

>>743570000
quad 0's. very nice.

I agree. I write and have stories on literotica and also won a few erotic story contests but could never do it as a job. just when there's downtime at work I'll throw a story together.

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>>743570068
"Me and Sal think it's funny"

>>743570241
Equally, the adventures of Rick and Andy is easy to write as I just type it as it happened, it's not like I have to be creative over anything but the turn of phrase.

I fucking miss those days though.

i camd with a dude from a trap discord.

was pretty fun, would do again.

>>743570486
>i camd with a dude from a trap discord.
>was pretty fun, would do again.

I'd like to try that but Chix my bf would go absolutely apeshit. He's accused me of emotional infidelity before over less.

He has the cutest ass though, like a freshly picked peach, so I can forgive him a hell of a lot.

>>743547844
fake tho

>>743570000
keep the 9-5, you can clearly do it well in your down time. =]
>>743570241
all it would take is polishing, editing and publishing. never to late to start something new. im sure if your father knew what you posted on here under anonymous, he would be turning in his grave. But you do it anyway for 'the other guys' on here who can appreciate it and read it and follow it with riveted attention. the response on here alone was excellent. i dont see why it would be so different on a broader scale, if not just to quench the pride of your fathers morals (no disrespect), or family values. I am 28 and i dont work. havent for 2 years. yet i sell a product independently to a crowd of people who love it. same concept. it works. just takes a little self belief and a step out of the comfort zone. =] There is talent there. i see it.

>>743570369
Sad thing is, they are about the only funny thing left on that show.

>>743544368
Keep coming back to /b/

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>>743569736
It's not racist. It's steriotypical. Actually it might have been a white dude called tyrone that I was jerking off with all along but you asumed I was refering to a black guy so......
You said it

>>743570630
>Chix my bf

whut.

>>743546938
Is this the new walk the dinosaur?

>rick pulls off my pants and shouts "I NEED THAT MCNUGGET SEZCHUAN DIPPING SAUCE MORTY"

>>743569446
Just don't tell them about the tummy bananas

>>743570732
My father was a retired cop, but full time bigot and racist. I think my mom suspected I was gay but never said anything.

Fortunately I was able to leave home as soon as I turned 18 and never looked back. Small towns = small minds. The big cities are where shit happens.

Married guy here. I've looked through Craigslist ads for years now and never responded to any of them. Just use them as fap material.

Always considered myself straight or mildly bicurious. Never did anything with a guy. Not even youthful experimentation.

Two weeks ago I saw an ad from another married guy in the next town over. He said he had a window of opportunity as his wife was going to be out and was looking for another married guy to come over.

Contacted him, exchanged emails over the course of a couple of days and agreed to meet. Headed over there, checked to make sure his wife's car was gone (as he instructed) and went up and rang his doorbell.

He came to the door and invited me in. You could tell he was real nervous, looking outside to make sure no one saw me go in. He suggested we go upstairs to his bedroom and when we got up there he dropped to his knees, opened my pants and took my cock out. He sucked me for about 15 minutes and then asked if I wanted to fuck him. Nice and straight to the point.

He already had lube and condoms on the night table, also a smallish dildo that I suspect he was using on himself. He stripped down and I was surprised to see he was wearing panties. He handed me a condom, started lubing himself and then got on his hands and knees on the bed.

I've fucked my wife's ass plenty of times and it was never as tight as this guy's ass. I was hard as diamonds and my cock still bent when I tried to push into his asshole. He was gripping the sheets like he was in pain and I kept telling him to relax and push out and finally my cockhead popped into him. From that point I slid easily into him.

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>>743571031
I tried to fuck him slowly to make it last but he kept pushing back forcing my cock to go deeper inside him. He was still gripping the sheets and grunting every time I went balls deep into him. I picked up the pace and really fucked him hard. The only sounds in the room were my skin slapping against his and the grunts he was making.

After about 10 minutes of fucking him he laid flat with me on top of him and I picked up the pace so I was really fucking him hard. I could feel his ass tighten and I figured he just let himself cum. Lucky for him he had put a towel down on the bed.

I came about two minutes later. I was exhausted and just lay on his back for a few minutes to catch my breath. He finally suggested that we wrap things up so we got up, got dressed and I left.

He later emailed my and said he hadn't done that in about five years and was glad I could come over.

>>743570994
Was thinking the exact same thing

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>>743570963
you should also look at your own meme. you bit the bait. autistic edgelord faggot.

>>743570987
>whut.

My boyfriend (bf) is called Chix, since he hates his birth name of Charles and shitty derivatives thereof.

Chix is what his friends named him as a teenager and he loves it. If you use his real name (like when I'm scolding him for some useless cuntery), he glowers at you.

Fun in life, love and bed though. Very lickable ass cheeks.

I've let a drunk friend kiss me on the cheek, and another drunk friend started rubbing my back while out at a club, but never really gayed it up myself.

>>743571030
i grew up in big city. am now in a small town. actually moving back and forth between the two. but you cant let others pasts define you... i thought that whole community was about being yourself, and acceptance regardless of the resistance. it took me awhile to overcome my families expectations. but in the end, you are accepted. and if you are not, well they dont understand unconditional love, due to their own demons and upbringing. =/

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>>743571101
Fuck off. Just because I got you in a corner doesn't mean you have to fight back!(no pun intended [assuming were both male]). Btw admit it were all white here. Who fucking gives a shit even tho I'm not.

>>743571293
A racist. Forgot a word there

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>>743571293
Clearly you do though, as you see the need to paint a picture of me in a corner and you the apparent victor.

>>743571339
top kek

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>>743571352
Oh, COME ON! You were trapped there. Even if you weren't (or didn't think you were) it would have been a one sided conversation either way. You called me out I'm just responding.

>>743571240
I'm sure with most family you are right, but we don't all have those sorts of families. Mine was basically 18 years of subjection to the tyranny of a violent bully and both me and my elder brothers tried to keep the peace so he wouldn't go off on one.

I remember when I was a little kid of maybe eight or so, my brothers had done some really bad shit (breaking into cars and stealing their radios to sell for booze and dope), he had to go down to the police station where he used to work and bail them out.

Took them both back home, had them strip naked and then beat them black and blue with a leather strap used for sharpening knives. It was fucking brutal.

I still don't know why he wasn't jailed for that sort of crap. Fortunately my mother interceded with him to stop most of the shit he tried to do with me.

Fucking so glad to get away from his vile evil.

>>743571478
trapped there. right. if there is one thing im not, its being trapped anywhere lol. the bait must not have been low quality if were still having this..'one-sided conversation'. or are you just getting a raging boner thinking of me being trapped in your corner.

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>>743571478
Oh shit. i forgot my meme. here ya go

>>743571563
ive done far worse things than your brothers. and my family is very christian entrenched, i would be the black sheep. my grandfather was a psychotic absuive fanatic. beat my father and siblings growing up and guess who carried on the tradition? I was out at 16. had to make something of myself, by myself. here i am. traveling the country, not working, answering to no one. and making my own money. =] was forced to break my comfort zone my whole life. didnt stop me from doing what i do, regardless of how 'ill' my family thought i was. over a decade of intensive care through hospitals and therapy. i shed all that finally and accepted myself for what i do. and im happy. But thats what it really comes down to. whether you are happy or not. if not, then do what makes you happy.

Officialy logging off for the day
>>743571906

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>>743571906
Done deal. was a fine troll my good sir =] was good doing business with ya!

>>743546778
>>743546842
I feel like I missed something between these two.

>>743572039
>I feel like I missed something between these two.

My fault. I have it in notepad. Give me a minute.

>>743572078
Nope. Not there either. Must have gotten left in the original thread and lost.

Basically it was just a bit about me and Rick getting off the bus and going to the Victorian toilets which were underground in the centre of the small town where we lived.

Rick shoved me into one of the cubicals and went to town.

I'll try and rewrite that bit tonight when I work on the next bit (when Rick spent the evening at my house while my parents were out)

I just tried some of my pre cum for the first time ever

>>743572241
And, Anon? I can take my entire erect cock in my mouth. What about you?

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>>743572241
>I just tried some of my pre cum for the first time ever

You know there's no real difference between cum and pre-cum don't you? It's just that pre-cum is more watery.

Still got sperm in it, not that anyone here is going to have to worry about pregnancy.

>>743572346
>I can take my entire erect cock in my mouth.

I've only ever seen one guy that could do it in real life and even he couldn't get more than about a 3rd of it in.

Do you do yoga or some shit lit that?

>>743572377
Yeah... I know... anyway I liked it

>>743544368
Had sex with someone of my own gender.

>>743572448
Yeah. I also do excercises in the shower.

>>743571906
>>743572017

Top tier cringe..