I work at dominos AMA

the dough comes prepared from a factory right?

Have you ever used the oven for anything not in the menu?

>>743543575
Jews

>>743543575
Just a couple of Jews nothing major

>>743543470
Everything comes frozen. Even the salads come already prepared.

>>743543374
Did OP die?

>>743543374
Have you heard of Hatsune Miku?

>>743543374
have you ever had a wet nightmare?

>>743543374
What state do you live in?

>>743543575
Actually yeah, the oven is more of a conveyor belt than a traditional oven. When tools and pans get dropped instead of washing it we send it through the oven.

>>743543374
would you end your life if you had the chance? (for example if you could obtain a shotgun right now, no questions asked, etc)

>>743543752
Nope, why? should I have?

>>743543804
MI

>>743543888
Nah, i got a female

Had Domino's this weekend for the first time. It was not bad, I was surprised, I expected it to taste like cardboard.

>>743543374
i bet i know more about dominos than you

>>743543374
on a scale of one to frosty, how much jizz is in the pizza?

>>743544079
It used to be terrible around 2010 because it was using the same recipe from when we opened but now they improved it.

>>743543374
What went wrong in your life?

>>743543374
why cant dominos get fryers and get good at making wings?

>>743544126
Possibly

>>743544203
I wasn't aborted probably my biggest regret

>>743544182
Have you seen the way they work at other locations? Does it vary much from location o location?

do you talk to the customers or work in the back ?

>>743544238
Because they get no help from corporate and are not allowed to individualize their menu

do you do poopy on the pizza?

>>743544473
so they cant have premade sauce for the wings and have them thrown in the fryer for 7 minutes at every place as a policy? their wings fucking suck.

>>743544345
Oh yeah for sure. At my local store any fuck up pizzas or other food items get put in the back for us to eat during slow moments but other stores do not allow that. So that depends on the place, also the money handling is dependent on the owner my store has like no safety procedures and we all share one register but another has a different drawer for each worker so that they can identify who was over or under the till

>>743544580
Yes

>>743544602
Guess not, why would they better their own company? you crazy

>>743544726
because they can.

>>743544456
Everyone does everything but delivering. but delivery drivers do all of the other positions while waiting for a delivery order.

>>743544747
Wish they did m8 but will never happen.

>>743543914
Hatsune Miku exists in a software called Vocaloid. Vocaloid enables you to produce songs. A character called Hatsune Miku sings the songs you create.

>>743544962
What

>>743544861
why.

>>743545200
Company doesnt listen to suggestions. thats why is took fifty years to make the pizza recipe good

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>>743543374

top 7:
>is it true they started remodeling stores instead of cleaning them?
>ever bang out one of the big customers? (everyone knows they're all basically crackheads for processed food)
>if up to you, are you still working there in 1 year? why or why not?
>wtf with the chicken, bacon, ranch sandwiches. (statement) does it include chicken, bacon, or even ranch? it tastes like cheesy cardboard and smells like the fryer in the highschool cafeteria.
>did you ever notice the sodas are more watery there than even other shit-tier garbage operations like McD and even chilli's?
>what's the most epic story of someone getting caught and fired that you've personally seen?
>can you take as many """parmasean""" as you want without a problem?

how often are pizzas tampered with?
what's the worst you've seen done to a pie?

>>743543374
I work at Dominos as well. Which one do you work at?

worst customer?

>>743543670
Bullshit. Our dough is never frozen. You're not a real dominos employee

>>743545582
corporate, ann arbor. you?

>>743545582
the one by my house. it's right by the blinking yellow light. there's a ditch by the side of the road and a farm with an old farmer guy who has a mole on his chin. there's also a gas station near there, they also do oil changes and state inspections.

>>743545016
A great feature is you can create songs as you like.

>>743543374
has anybody ever ordered a pizza without any sauce, cheese or toppings

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>>743545697
Cocked Hat, DE

>>743545833
just beef on the left side. looked like a deer shit on a piece of flatbread.

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>>743545959
pic related.

>>743545504
Not OP, but I do work at Dominos
>I work at a franchise, so cleaning is a daily thing.
>I've banged a customer that tried to trade her cell phone and pills for pizza.
>I'm almost coming up on my 1 year, the summer season sucks for tips (about $40-$100 a night, winter is where it's at (about $150/night). I definitely see myself not working there come next summer
>You're right, most of our sandwiches are ass. chicken habanero is top tier
>We don't have fountain drinks at our store
>Just recently (4 days ago) a manager came in before anyone else had the chance to and stole money. She is currently being prosecuted
>We can take literally whatever the fuck we want. We can make pizzas, sandwiches, twists, cheese bread, dipping sauces, parmesian, etc etc.. (except for sodas) we have a soda machine we have to pay for.

>>743545959
Fuck off with your old memes

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Explain this signage? Lol

>>743545653
Salads come in a box of 6, our dough stays in a walk in cooler until it's proofed nerd.

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>>743546137
>>743546137
no. pic related.

>>743546203
Yea, it's refrigerated but never frozen. And chicken apple pecan comes in a box of 4, you double nigger

Why does your food make my shits hurt my butthole?

>>743545504
>is it true they started remodeling stores instead of cleaning them? I wish, my store should be remodeled but its not.

>ever bang out one of the big customers? (everyone knows they're all basically crackheads for processed food) Not really sure what ya mean but ive never banged a customer but I did a co-worker

>if up to you, are you still working there in 1 year? why or why not? No because after college i hope to start focusing on a career.

>wtf with the chicken, bacon, ranch sandwiches. (statement) does it include chicken, bacon, or even ranch? it tastes like cheesy cardboard and smells like the fryer in the highschool cafeteria. I refuse to eat the sandwiches because everything comes frozen. I want to see what I eat be made

>did you ever notice the sodas are more watery there than even other shit-tier garbage operations like McD and even chilli's?

>what's the most epic story of someone getting caught and fired that you've personally seen?

>can you take as many """parmasean""" as you want without a problem?

>>743546163
where was this taken>?

>>743546359
Yeah, we don't sell that many salads so I wouldn't know, I'm a driver my dude

>>743545559
Ive never personally seen it done but i mean if a customer is a bum on the phone we do short them toppings . Old manager i heard got fired for spitting in food though.

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When will u get one of these?

>>743546413
I'm a driver too, I'm full time so I see all

>>743545559
The only thing I really do is eat a topping or two while I'm cutting it

I heard drivers make the most. Is that true?

>>743543374
Whats your worse oer score?

>>743546577
I mean, I'm full time as well, Ask me anything and I can try to answer it..

>>743545626
Someone obviously lied about the phone call made because it was me who took the order and complained I swore at them and I almost got fired but we had the call saved and that bitch be banned

>non-larp pizza anon here. fuck that place.

>employees never wash hands.
>kitchenware is RARELY washed properly.
>pizza toppings left out in open all day at room temperature.
>$2.00 delivery charge. Drivers given $1.50 per delivery.
>????
>profit. off your stupid asses. fuck them.

>>743546682
why dont you fry your wings.

worst customer?

>>743546805
We don't have a fryer, they come frozen and we send them through the oven like every other cooked item.

>>743545833
Not that I recall but people order alfredo sauce pizzas every once and a while

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>>743546094
>>743546396
>I've banged a customer that tried to trade her cell phone and pills for pizza.
did it go down how it sounds like?


thanks bros. a few more:
>do you ever play pranks on people being dicks? no sauce on pizza, give them a hawaiian pizza instead of a real pizza?
>do the walkin freezers ever get emptied out and seriously cleaned?
>how often does corporate come by? are they lame enough to call ahead so the "store is ready for their arrival?" (I never worked at dominoes but have worked for chains)
>do you have to watch lame training videos all the time? what's the worst one.

>>743543374
why have you not killed yourself?

is it possible to order a bunch of pizzas to a strangers house?

Pizza huts better

>>743546865
Sorry, they're THIRTY SIX DEGREES**

>>743546865
why dont they get you fryers. wings shouldnt be baked.

>>743546682
Tell me wht goes on a pizza with the make line code: -x +N P S//+C

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>>743546738
>$1.50 per delivery

so like $40 MAX per day of riding around town in YOUR OWN CAR with no benefits outside of scamming wings or fries on the way to the delivery? doesn't this mean they're basically zombies driving barely legal deathtrap cars on the roads with the normies?

t.normie

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What are your specials today?

>>743546939
It's 40, goddamn...

>>743543374
Pro tip for anyome ordering.dominos is a customers bitch company so even the sligjtest complain will get you free food.

>>743546660
Yeah but if you add in the upkeep to vehicles its not that great of a bargain because you lose 40 bucks a month for all the oil changed you need, it rapes your brakes, and tips are taxed

>>743546881
I mean, I came back a few times and we fucked until she moved out. It was kinda weird, she lived alone and had a massive house.

>Pranks
>Never. If a customer complains, we have to remake it and give it to them for free and most of the time we don't get mileage by going back to their house. It's a waste of everyone's time.

>Freezers
>Yes and no. There are metal shelves that can't really be moved, but I personally mop and sweep every week and move everything I'm physically able to to get the job done.

>Corporate
>We're a franchise so about twice a month during the mornings, the owner or the owners son comes by and gives us stuff and asks how we're doing. It's pretty chill.

>Training
>hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.
>Do you have a car and insurance?
>Yes Senpai
>You're hired, start right now.

>>743547035
We don't have xl pizzas. That's jibberish

>>743546738
All of this is correct

>>743547270
>don't forget battery
>also don't forget starter

>>743547035
I work as a CSR at Dominos and I don't even know this system.

My GM tried to use it and everyone lost their shit.

I only know that P is Pepperoni and K is bacon and that's it.

>>743547402
fail. The -x means no sauce

>>743546923
I mean we would get your phone number and alert authorities, we block all star 6 7's

>>743547488
Nigga, We have a system that literally says what the toppings are, We don't run on DoS like you.

>>743547488
nice sense of achievement

>>743547594
Hey, it's a low end job but at least I know how to do it.
>>743547591
Only scrub franchises ditch the codes

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>>743547488

lol. dubs means he's a walking regex of worthless dominoes knowledge. no one would know if there wasn't sauce on there.

>>743547464
Wouldn't know everything I don't deliver I just listen to the drivers bitch. One guy buys a new beater every year for a grand and drives it until it dies

>>743547752
this picture makes me uncomfortable

>>743547699
How many oz of cheese on a medium pie?

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>>743547752
that's kind of sad bro. do they ever get ahead or just drive progressively shittier cars and use cell phones that aren't touchscreens all the way?

>>743548143
>meant to reply to
>>743547882

>>743548143
Depends if they budget. Most blow through money

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>>743547885
you don't like harperposting?

>>743548230
Yeah I assumed haha

>>743548328
why is that gorilla wearing a suit?

have you ever stuck your cock in a pizza?

>>743544633

I'm an Ausfag dominos manager.

>>743548041
We just eyeball the cheese. Two approximate handfuls. We focus on counting things like pepperoni. 40 to a 14in 1 topping, etc

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>>743548279
>>743548337

a few more:
>what's the average amount time people work there?
>do you have to ""make it a career"" to be a manager?
>if forced to eat there in a social setting, what's the least disgusting thing to order that's not custom?
>Can you put another name on your nametag?

>>743543670
I work at Domino's too, but in the Netherlands. Our salads are made at the store, so fresh and not prepared

>>743548637
do you have autism?

>>743548520
Youre overtopping

>>743544158
about three cows of an infant indian guy

>>743548696

Aus here again - Everything is also made fresh in our store

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>>743548480
it's bud harper.
>only person who could control the tool man
>literally ran Binford Tools
>could be on TV anytime he wanted
>had Heidi's phone number
>openly talked shit to Al without having to apologize later
>invited himself over to tool man's house whenever he wanted

yeesh

>>743548726
no, why?

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>>743548726
We all do, you double nigger

>>743548735
I don't do the count, but our food costs are pretty spot on. Again, some scrub franchises use a cheese topper, using exactly 1 cup. We don't need it

>>743548873
I've always wondered why no networks replay that show. It was good. Better than king of queens and other related shit that they still regurgitate to this day from that same era

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>>743549225

totally agree. if you ever wondered what the show would be like if the tool man had a hotter wife, worked in sportswear, and had daughters instead of sons while talking shit about obama and his black neighbor security guard there's always last man standing. available now on hulu.

>>743543374
Why don't you work at a local Mom´n´Pop restaurant like McDonalds?

>>743547035
GM Anon here even though we don't use the abbreviations.

No sauce, extra cheese, extra pineapple, pepperoni, what is that there, half sausage?

>>743549537
Half was just extra cheese. Pretty good though

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>>743549537
>what's the most egregious thing you've fired someone for?

>>743543374
where do you work?

>>743545016
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eKQ6gJXtPvk

>>743548637
Definitly less than a year,

Yes you pretty much do.

A pizza with as few toppings as possible

Nope, in most training videos

>>743549458
Worked at Arbys for a year, hated drive thru. dominos is better because less interaction with customers

>>743549629
Well I wasn't there for this one to see it unfold, but I guess I'm the one that "fired" her.

>old GM hires an insider bitch with pizza experience
>GM gets canned shortly after, I'm the captain now
>one of my best friends is one of my opening drivers
>get a text saying "yo brit gone insane"
>she had downed a bottle of advil, walked to work, and threatened to kill him and my manager if they called the cops
>stood on the back deck and cussed at cops until they arrested her
>while in uniform the whole time

>>743543374
dominos sucks

NYCfag here. that is not pizza.

>>743549419
nice advertisement, didn't see that one coming

>>743546501
If you do $30,000 or more for 4/5 weeks in a row I think, then you still don't get one.

>>743550044
I only get it because half off discount. But best stuffed cheesy bread on planet.

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>>743549931
>brit gone insane

oh shit! did they taze a bitch?

>>743543374
is the meat real or that vegetable protein stuff?

>>743550044
If nyc has good pizza, how come there are no national chains from ny?

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>>743550103
thanks bro

>>743543374
what country are you from?

>>743550134
Apparently they threatened her with the spray, which she had apparently had before, and gave up. Still cussed the whole way though.

Our old GM got canned for sexual harassment. Walked in to one of my shifts to the Franchise's VP talking to one of our 17 year old insider's dad on the phone in my store. Truly a fun day.

>>743550182
As far as I know magical truck comes and drops everything off. Never really questioned where it comes from

>>743550286
America, where we have no standards

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>>743549782

>do you get tips as an individual or is it a share of "total tips"?
>is it true there's a secret menu where you can get ranch instead of pizza sauce? if so, would you get it?

>>743550182
The meat's real, a lot of it is precooked when it arrives, like the bacon. I think bacon is good for like 3-6 months in the walk-in, but nobody actually orders it in bulk.

As someone who has worked there for 3 years, I'm not really put off by anything we have.

Not to mention even if you vomited ebola onto the pizza before it goes in the oven, it'll come out sterile.

>>743550554
>do you get tips as an individual or is it a share of "total tips"?
Individual, especially drivers.

>is it true there's a secret menu where you can get ranch instead of pizza sauce? if so, would you get it?
No secret, just ask for ranch as the base sauce instead of pizza sauce.

I don't think I've ever had one with ranch as the base, we do BBQ, Garlic Parm, Hearty Marinara, American Cheese, or the Pizza Sauce normally.

>>743550410
Hey, we have standards, they're just extremely flexible .
Highly depending on who and what you are.

>>743550662
if someone asked for the sauce to be just cum, would you and your coworkers stand around and jerk eachother off? asking for my grandma

>>743550784
Only if it's a really hot fucking dude.

I saw a monkey jerk off and then eat it today.
Thanks guys..lol

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>>743550308
does insider == franchisee?

>how do you make sure you don't get a psycho again?

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>>743550662
>if you had to guess who would order ranch as a base sauce who would you bet on?
>is this the type of deviation from the menu you'd recommend people avoid?

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>>743550981
be careful on r/selfspankingmonkey anon.

>>743550410
i work in an australian store, i love my job there

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>>743543752
>>743543914
>>743544962
>>743545016
>>743545816
And in Japan, Domino's has Miku!

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>>743551778
what is dominoes called there?
I suggest
>domo's
>pizzi
>yacko

t. learned to speak australian(tm) from youtube

>>743543374
how many attempts so far?

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>>743551849

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>>743552454

>>743552454
this just seems like a bad marketing move from my perspective. I wouldn't even get to the pizza before cuming on the box

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>>743552585

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>>743552454
>>743552585
pizza waifu is best waifu

Redpill me on things I shouldn't order or ask for. The one 100ft from me has a permanent coupon deal for 7.99 3 topping large pizzas so I eat there more than I should.

>>743543374
Why won't Taco Bell bring back the chili cheese burrito!

>>743543670
The dough isnt frozen when it comes in you mook, its fucking unprepped and cold, but its not frozen.

>>743546738
I think this could be said about most pizza places I've worked at a couple. Imo pizza hut is honestly the most clean I've worked at, albeit the pizza tastes the worst

>>743552809
they have them here in canada fam

>>743544126
what are the new bread twists made out of?

>>743544238
have them run the wings through twice, they are actually good then. ask them to throw hot sauce on it before the second time trhough for the win.

also the quality of the wings is shit tier, so there is little you can do to improve on it.

>>743545504
1.) remodel instead of actually cleaning them

true kind of, they found it was cheaper to remodel every ten years instead of maintaining the structure.

also when they remodel, it increases business substantially.

>>743543374
What do niggers typically order on their pizza?
Also, do black people ever tip?

>>743546163
Might just be a joke

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>>743553135
>black people
>tip

>>743553312
good filename

>>743546163
They become dependent on the customers hand outs which leads to starvation when the employee cant capture food anymore.

>>743546895
ammo too expensive tbh

>>743553445
why would the cost of ammo be relevant, you're going to kill yourself what the fuck difference does money make

>>743547402
>NO XL

what is a 16 inch pizza for 24.95 alex?

>>743545653
It's kept in the walk-in in blue trays stacked on top of each other

>>743553504
He works at Domino's, so he has no money to buy expensive ammo. Only GOLDEN BEAR which _always_ misfires or jams so he still can't kill himself. And it's all YOUR fault for only tipping him shitty $2.

>>743552771
Dont get the sandwiches, they're from narnia.

>>743552821
Wow congratulations you corrected someone on the internet about a fast food greese nest. Go and die

I once offered a reallllly cute Pizza Hut delivery girl almost $300 for whatever undies she had on.

>>743552809
found to cause cancer

>>743550233
Because at some point More Profits = Cheap = Lower Quality Food = More Franchises

>>743543575
I also used to work at Domino's and on slow closing shifts we'd send the driver to get steaks and wedge fries and stuff like that. All the shit you make at home is somehow so much better if cooked in a dominos Pizza oven. I don't know why. It just is. Also I used to make the most amazing quesadillas out of thin crust and toppings. Mozza, cheddar, chicken, green pepper, olives, bacon, on one half of the flat crust (no sauce obviously) then fold it over, scatter some more cheese on top, send through oven once, cut with pizza cutter, dip in ranch cup. Or roasted garlic cup. Also made some pretty great custom pastas. The boss used to make cheesy rice enchilada things. Everyone else seemed to love putting the Frank's red hot on anything they made for themselves. One guy used to make a regular pizza, put some chicken topping in a plastic bag and toss with hot sauce, toss it on the pizza then fire it into the oven. I got so fat working there.

>>743553135
very rarely.

the ones who do normally tip heavily though, I guess its an attempt to counter act the negative stereotype?

>>743553135
Usually buffalo chicken.
Nobody tips as much as mid 40's white men imo

>>743553830
NO IT DOES NOT ANON! IT IS DELICIOUS!

>>743553811
bro wtf

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>>743553788
>forum about asking a dominos employe anything about dominos
>ask employee about dominos
>employee gets question wrong
>correct fucknuts
>random anon cries about how people could be so mean.

die in a fire faggot.

>>743543374
Do I have to tip the drone?

people like you is why cancer exists

>>743553811
Well did she say yes?

>>743544633
My store also allowed this. There's always be one or two pizzas on top of the oven, busy nights sometimes like 6. That's why we always laughed when cunts would call trying to run the old "your driver ate a piece of my pizza!" scam. Our drivers have pizza for free, can make their own not-on-the-menu awesome creations for 40% staff discount.... Why the fuck would they risk their job to have a piece of your basic bitch pepperoni? Don't call here again.

Oh yeah - I think that was my favorite part of the job. Getting to tell people never to order from us again. Good times.

>>743553679
This guy is legit. It's not frozen though.

You want a fucking pizza? I got your fucking pizza:

>be me
>be stoner pizza delivery fag
>have semi hot girlfrand
>finger girlfriend on period
>finish fucking her bloody hole
>cum inside bloody hole
>felch
>go wash hands for work
>go to work, make a pie for customer
>throw pie in oven
>look at hands
>blood flakes on ring falling off...

I took my ring off to wash my hands after finger fucking this chicks bloody axe wound and then made period blood pizza for several hours.

>enjoy you fucking normies.

>>743554210
bro dont fuck with me, are there pizza drones?

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>>743554278
>not being aware of skynet pizza drones

what the fuck are you even doing with your life.

>>743554371
thats fucking crazy

>>743554253
No, she declined, but began giggling hysterically and made a bit of small chat with me afterward and then every following time she delivered to me. I tipped her like $20 that first time though, then beat off furiously that night.

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>>743554210
Do you want that pizza drone to come fuck your wife and/or dog while you are at work?

tip the drone.

or shoot it down

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>>743544079
This is actually pretty damn sweet.

>>743545559
Still not OP here. When I worked there, the worst thing I did was when these 2 cunt friends of my ex came in. Went in the back and found this old Scottish boozer I worked with, told him to spit in their pizza. It wouldn't have been gross enough if I did it, because I'm not gross. Who knows where that old scottsmans mouth had been though. Anyways, to my surprise he didn't even ask any questions, just glanced over each shoulder to see the coast was clear and then horked up some ungodly shit from the bottom of his 2-packs-a-day-for-30-years lungs, spat right in the sauce, swirled it with his finger, put the cheese on and carried on. Since I was working the till I got to watch those shits sit and eat every last bite.

>>743554210
Not OP, but I assume you mean the driver. No, you don't have to tip. However, we do remember the addresses of people who consistently don't tip and "accidentally" drop their food. Nothing unsanitary, still in the box. I've handed an order to a customer upside down a couple of times, though I reserve that for the worst of the worst.

>>743546163
Wow that's blatantly degrading

>>743554771
I also will shake the shit out of a box of pizza on a consistent non tipper.

I will also just go park with the pizza outside of the hot bag and smoke a bowl. So they get cold ass food and I am high as fuck.

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>>743553084
>do people really like freshly painted things that much?

>>743554771
I always tip $6 on shitty little $18 fucking orders, and drivers still sometimes act put out and butt hurt. Like fuck, I know you get paid shit and depend on the tips, but I'm not going to tip you ten fucking dollars on an $18 order that I'm barely able to afford once a week.
Seriously, it makes me feel like shit when drivers still cop attitude when I'm trying to give good tips.

>>743550044
chi fag here. fuck you you insulate fuck and your shitty flat garbage tier cardboard bread with sauce.

>>743551304
Not him, but an insider is any employee who is not a driver. Ex. anybody working the make-line or catching things out of the oven.

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>>743554256
>basic bitch pepperoni

best pizza order and band name I've heard all week.

>>743546163
They redesigned the kitchens so customers can see everything. The whole process is a show now. So basically the cooks are on display like a zoo.

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>>743554278
>never heard of mySPACE

>>743555152
That's a normal tip. Don't expect a driver to do a back flip over it. Some drivers are very appreciative no matter how small the tip, but they're just clinically depressed people pretending to be happy around other people.

>>743547113
At my location, if you called back to complain, we'd give you whatever you wanted. If we thought you were being honest you'd get a little note on your profile saying what you got for recompense. If you were a lying cocksucker though, we'd track what you got alongside notes that say "running x scam" or "know they're lying because" etc. After the notes field on the profile in our system got full, we'd erase the history of dickery and replace it with "do not serve". Then we continue to serve them until the next time they pulled some shit. Then, since I was the phone/counter bitch, I got to say some catty toned shit like "I see by your profile we have a long history of disappointing you" or "it seems we just can't meet your expectations sir" followed up with "perhaps it would be best if you didn't order from us again. Have a good night"

>>743546738
This is all basically true.

>>743547587
K what about private numbers and Skype randomly generated numbers? That's what pranky kids used to use with us.

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>>743555205
ohh. thanks bro.

>what's better, insider or driver who drives someone else's car? for example, if you had a company car from another job where mileage is not recorded/etc.

>>743555152
If they're doing that, remember their face and don't tip if they show up. I fucking jump for joy at anything more than $3. $6 is fucking great in my books, and you shouldn't give that ungrateful pos anything.

should I roll another joint?

>>743555730
it's always yes.

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>>743555666
congratulations on dub trips!

>>743555474
No, I know I'm not making their night with a $6 tip. I'd just like them to not act like I'm ruining their entire fucking day because oh I didn't tip them the other $20 bill back in my wallet in my living room.
Seriously, it's not like I ordered two large pizzas, breadsticks, wings with a gallon of ranch sauce poured on top of them, and three sodas.....and only tipped $6. I order a fucking medium with three lousy toppings and MAYBE a soda.
I dunno, I've just really groan to dread ordering pizza lately just because I feel like a second class citizen who is ruining someone's day because I tipped them $1 on a $40 order or something.

>>743550554
At my store drivers kept their tips. We also had a tip jar on the counter - MY domain - and that one got saved up and then split between every. Single. Employee. Including drivers. I likely made 40$ a week in tips and I got $40 every six months out the collection envelope. Fucking bullshit.

>>743555655
Driver everytime. Driving is where the money is, because you make minimum wage in the store whether you are an insider or driver (unless you are a shift manager or higher). I only work 20-24 hours a week, because college, but consistently pull in $100-$160 a night in tips. When you are on the road, you make below minimum (like $4.50/hr or someshit) but the tips outweigh the shit insider wage anyday.

>>743553135
Barbecue chicken pizza with a side order of chicken. Not even kidding.

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>>743555999
>>743555666
>>743555996
It's like we're all double rainbow'ing or something.

>>743553135
Generally, no. However, I've found hispanics are even worse tippers than blacks.

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>>743556044
>do you work in the city? if so, does the traffic drive you crazy? do you just thrown on some headphones and NGAF?

>>743556183
Your franchised location needs to add grape soda.

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>>743556257
>has this even happened before?
>should we all quit to work at dominoes or quit dominoes to work someplace else?

>>743555631
Then i mean I guess so

>>743555474
>clinically depressed so acting happy by dancing for your 40 cent tip

this is actually dead on.

>>743556315
I work in the city, yes. Grew up in a small town, but travel there to work. I'm a closing driver, however. I generally work from afternoon to 3AM (when the store stops taking orders). In the afternoon, the traffic can be fucking aggravating, but rolling around 10PM, it thins out a lot.

>>743555999
I've only been delivering for dominos for a week(not op), but anyone who gets salty about the tip is a bitch. I generally don't pay attention to the tip until I'm back in my car, just give everyone a hearty thanks and be on my way.

>>743556044
Oregon delivery fag here

11.25 while driving and in store

I make roughly 19 dollars an hour to drive around and get stoned and listen to shitty music all day.

Does dominos have anchovies? I actually live anchovies on my pizza.

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>>743556494

trip dubs discovered in addition to dub trips!
>>743556644

>what does this mean??

>>743543636
not cool man, totally not cool. Theyre also people dude

>>743556697
This. I generally acknowledge the tip before I leave, letting them know I appreciate it (regardless of size) and give extra praise for larger ones.
It's in their food that gets a poor treatment for sub-dollar tips.

>>743543669
so what the fuck do you do, tell people to fuck themselves over fucking sauce and be a dick?

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>>743556644
not too bad. what's the strangest/most unexpected situation you've rolled up on?

>>743556774
At our store, we do, but fuck you for ordering them.

>>743543374
why dont you kill yourself?

>>743556764
Eyy, wisconsin delivery fag here.
You're livin the dream.

>>743556900
Sorry for asking
Also
>nice dubs

>>743556774
gross man. don't get anchovies from the place that doesn't can't do sandwiches, fried chicken, or """pasta mixes""".

>>743556967
Lol, everyone hates when those orders come through. Makes the store reek for the rest of the night, and the drivers car reek for weeks.

>>743556900
>>743557033
I'm on a roll!

>>743556785
Closing drivers are drivers that work until we close. Wage is the same, but shift managers cut drivers and send them home if things get slow. We never get cut, because we clean up the store at the end of the night. Generally it means you work 12 hour shifts, but it pulls in the most money because more deliveries = more money.

>>743557033
Well sorry for having odd tastes
>great dubs

>>743557112
I'm not honestly saying don't order that shit, but know that the workers hate it.

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>>743557082
>>743556930
>>743556900
>>743556764

domino bros, what are your thoughts about the pretzel hotdog pizza crust from another national chain. pic related.

>>743557198
So like, extra good tip if you do, lol.

>>743557211
i would

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>>743557108
>what does this mean??
(was mostly talking about the trip dubs and dub trips)

>what was the craziest order you've driven?

>>743557347
Why are big rig and bus steering wheels straight up instead of tilted toward the driver

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>>743557289
>would eat?
>would pay for?
>would throw a few of them in someone's trunk on a hot day as a prank?

>>743557211
Never tried that one, but Pizza Hut is usually alright. Not sure I want hotdogs on my pizza though. 5/10

>>743557432
yes

>>743557433
>>743557033
>>743556900
Oh yeah!

>>743557426
IIRC it's for more leverage when moving several rotations. if it was smaller you'd be spinning it several times for one turn and it would be much harder.

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>>743557459
>nailed it