I am full on sick of this Nigger, ideas on how to beat it?

maybe don't get put on house arrest, you stupid cuck

>>743510630
He's got a fair point OP.

>>743510564
Hang yourself and when they go to untie you make a funny face and say pranked bro but make sure to pretend to sleep only long enough for them to take it off first this step could cost your life, sayanara niggas

>>743510564
Just drink anyway, fuck it. Not like your life is going anywhere at this point.

I heard a slice of bologna between it and you works
never had one on me though so not sure

>>743510870
I'm being totally serious, give it a try and let me know if it works. a co-worker said a guy in his alcohol classes did it

>>743510564
Wtf is this anyway?

>>743510870
this does work. ideally you want to use full pork bologna but two slices of whatever kind will do it

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There has to be a way

>>743510564
what is that thing

>>743510564
I thought it was a VR headset at first.

>>743510564
"Anti-tamper features are in place to thwart attempts such as placing a flat item between the leg and the device to block skin contact. "

Thanks wikipedia.

>>743511281
look you stupid faggot
>>743510870

you put a glass up to your mouth open your mouth and tilt the glass until the drink goes in your mouth and you swallow

>>743511472
It is a gps locator so they can see if he goes to a bar.

>>743511682
kek

>>743511682
it checks blood alcohol levels every half hour.

Swear there is a story about an some guy having one of these on so he used to make his wife pour a bottle of vodka up is arse. He died of poisoning but it beat the tag lol.

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>>743510564

stop being a nigger

>>743511263
Cool. Ideally I'll never have one but it's good to know. You speak from experience?

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guy says he spent 6 month in county due to bologna not workin

my idea is emulation.... It interferes with lifealert sooo.....

>>743511518
What's the device called?

>>743510564
put it on someone that isnt drinking?

>>743511845
yep. unfortunately I do. I was a hellraiser when I was younger. my woodshop teacher actually told me about that. love you Mr. Baines

>>743510564
Why don't you just put it on your dog or someone else

>>743511868
YOU HAVE TO USE PORK NIGGER

>>743512037
it monitors heat rate too i think

>>743512106
heart*

Just drink a bottle of vodka and when ur finished have a few random pills then go hospital and say u tried to kill urself. Then iv had ur drink and they won't punish a man that already wants to die.

If I could record packets it sends then emulate the packets to the base I think it would work

cut your leg off

give yourself a heart attack

>>743512266
bout there....

>>743512242
Does it use wifi?

>>743512474
nope it uses ethernet

>>743512540
i'm thinking wire shark

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>>743512581
it is wireless and uses frequencies around the medicalert range

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anyone got any experience with packet emulation, around the lines of fooling say bluetooth?

>>743512186
>>743512106
Go to Home Depot and hire a beaner that weighs the same as you to wear it.

Just do heroin or method instead

toilet water dampens the signal

>>743510564
Never really thought about it. It looks like the SCRAM bracelet uses sweat vapor to detect alcohol.
I would say that your best bet would be to get some antiperspirant spray and keep your ankle in front of an a/c vent/unit.
Also, ice packs probably won't be a good idea to keep the sweat away. It would send an alert for tampering because of the rapid temperature change.
>wouldn't risk it/10

>>743512917
I get random U.A.s too. I have been using research chems to jump that and getting high instead but I want to drink

>>743513084
I am convinced if I figure out what it sends to their network I can emulate

http://www.dosenation.com/listing.php?id=2818

>>743512879
>What is encryption?

With some protection, you should be able to melt the strap open. There should be wires inside it, solder an extra loop and the band should now be loose enough for you to get it off. RF cheating works too, but requires much more effort.

I have been looking at the patents and info on how it works and getting it off is no option, so fooling it by sending info from my computer instead would be ideal.... I believe

>>743513084
Microwave your foot

>>743510564
if you put a phone in airplane mode and tape it on top of the thing they don't work.

so far my idea is to sniff the packets it sends then write a program that sends the signals it would send if it was working

How tight is the bracelet? Post photo real quick?

>>743513855
that's actually not a bad idea what if you just EMP it somehow?

>>743512883
>thinking beaners dont drink

>>743514044
I'm sure someone on >>>/g/ would do it for bitcoin

>>743514148
Pay him not to obviously

>>743514038
this works too

>>743514038
>>743514263
That would just tell the police that his bracelet is fucked up. Cops would show up and OP would be drunk.

>>743511998
The name is right on the device in the fucking picture assclown

>>743514431
it repeats the last signal u need the phone close to it when u put it on airplane modes

>>743514038
my friend did this so fucking ez

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>>743514117

>>743511510
Fucking same

>>743514044

if it's encrypted and the packets include a timestamp, you're probably out of luck

if no timestamp, maybe a replay attack would be ok?

>>743514712
are you the guy who lives in orange county CA?

so this thing monitors if you are drinking? if so you probably earned it.
However you should still be able to fucking drink in your house at least right?
if not then fuck this thing.

>>743514784
no>>743514750
what im thinking.....

>>743510564
just ask or pay someone to get you booze at home so you can drink, its not like its measuring alcohol levek in your blood

>>743515073
Nice bait

>>743510564
What happens if it detects that you are drinking? Call the cops?

>>743515073
What the....... It measures the level in your sweat

>>743510564
Put leg in water and drink. The water going to make the readings fucked up anyways however be ready for a very prune feet

>>743515264
It reports but it takes days for them to notice. next court date most likely

>>743515296
what happens if u cum on it

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You're not actually on house arrest.

>>743510564
Is that a GPS tracker or something else?

are those fuckers waterproof?

>>743510564
Is it waterproof?
>take bath
>keep it submerged
>drink
>stay in bath until you sober up
>profit

>>743515429
What if you pour some isopropyl alcohol on it so it creates false positives and when they do the random ua they will see you weren't drinking and think it's malfunctioning

>>743515449
nope, just gotta connect it once a day

>>743515604
you are a retard, it would short out and die and they'd know you've fucked with it.

The hell is that thing OP? A GPS or does it actually take blood alcohol level?

>>743510564
speaking of niggers why ARE THEY ALWAYS SO FUCKING LOUD? Theaters, playing music next door, whooping and hollering. I hope none of you guys get a nigger for a room mate cuz they are always so fucking loud

>>743515677
I have tested it and using alcohol on your skin is not reported the same as a drinking occasion

>>743515753
That's why i asked if it was waterproof. Im sure they dont expect someone to wear one and not shower/etc until they get it removed.

>>743515927
You keep it dry like a cast. In other words, foot out of shower.

Guys have set them off injecting steroids with small %'s of ethanol

>>743515753
not a nigger... no gps.

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>>743510564
A tampon soaked in vodka inserted in the rectum gets you really drunk

It's an old trick all the oil rig workers use.

>>743516009
website says this one is water resistant

>>743516020
yeah I believe now it has to read a .02%

>>743516193
It reads alcohol in your system. Doesn't matter how you get it in your system

>>743515759
true

>>743516202
It is water resistant but not submergable...

>>743516294
I want OP to fail.

>>743510564
If you can figure out a way to put it on someone who isn't drinking sounds the most plausible so far

>>743512192
Yeah except for the fact that he will be stripped to his shorts and placed in a lighted room 24 hours a day for 72 hours.

TOTALLY WORTH IT THOUGH RIGHT

fuck you are dumb.

>>743510564
You put a peice of Bologna in between it

>>743512540
mega kek

>>743515723
>>743516294
Have you tired taking kratom instead of drinking. They're a similar feeling i feel.

>>743514712
how are you like supposed to take showers and stuff

Best Idea I can come up with is interception, filtering and replacement

>>743513275
No you can't FFS.
If you could emulate it you could figure out what it is sending.
Since you can't figure the latter out you have 0 hope of the former either, fucktard.

>>743516622
showers are fine submerging is not...

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>>743510564
Non alcoholic beer will thwart it.

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>>743510564
Keep fighting...

>>743516687
packet sniffing. I am not sure if it is encrypted tho...

>>743510564
You can't. That's the point, you stupid fuck.

>>743516420
if you disconect it alerts

>>743514784
You mean Bakersfield CA? The guy that make the drinking threads and has that skin problem?

>>743510564
Find out what company does the monitoring and bribe someone there

my brother is calminging me and giving me some hexedrone

>>743517226
yep! lmao yeah him. an anon found his apartment by the gas station that was in the pics he posted. the dude who works on the oil fields. he's a cool ass anon... this just reminded me of him. thought he got another DUI kek

>>743510564
Take some xanex it's about the same as alcohol.

>>743517158
I just downloaded wire shark

>>743517593
that sounds gay

>>743517670
u.a.'s randomly too......alcohol and benzos included.. research chems like etizolam aren't tested though was taking hat for a min...

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>>743517658
That's me. ;3
Coming home from work now.

>>743517849
Wait are you the dude with the sunglasses?

>>743517849
SHEEEIT IT IS YOU. don't be spraying anymore raid on your bed k? :3

What does it smell like?

>>743510564
What did you do to get it, anyways?

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>>743517942
Sunglasses?
>>743517984
I won't lol. Just driving home from the oilfields going to get high and drunk.

>>743510564
HAHAHAHAHAH! What a stupid fucking cuck.

>>743516465
>placed in a lighted room
My god how horrifying

>>743518184
DUI, a drug dui ironically. was arrested for driving while taking norcos. was a seat belt to begin with, he saw my pain pills and hit me with a dui.

>>743518301
kek

>>743516363
Don't worry, with someone of such a vast intellect as OP, who has come to /b/ seeking advice about something important and dangerous to his future, I'm sure he will be locked back up very soon. And will be again and again.

>>743518468
I have been getting away with taking research chems and peeing due to the g.c.m.s. confirmation requirement for a positive drop

>>743518613
just tired of drugs. drinking has caused me no problems, drugs do.

>>743518468
OP seems pretty intelligent actually.
He can smell packets and stuff.

>>743518287
Well there is one Anon who used to put up a "what's /b/ drinking tonight" thread about once a week. He always wore sunglasses and a fedora and posted a new pic of himself each post for ID. He was always pretty chill.

>>743518754
>drinking has caused me no problems.
Well this is a pretty pointless fucking thread then, isn't it.

>>743518613
Please tell me more about how you are so smart and get away with things with that ankle bracelet fastened on you.

>>743518951
Kek OP is a tard.

>>743518779
you smell my packet

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>>743518861
Sounds like a cool guy.

>>743518861
Kek, he was a pedo.
Or me and a few other anons made alot of memes that suggested he was anyway.

>>743519248
Ah, prob the reason I haven't seen him recently.

Playing with fire constantly posting your face on /b/.

The thing checks the temperature and has a laser that checks for skin reflectivity. Good luck getting Bologna to work...

>>743519102
You suck my packet.

>>743519528
Put a mirror on the bologna
>problem solved

writing a packet filtering program looks to be the way.... encryption is the only wall but I may be able to get the keys...

A guy I knew used to keep a balloon in his car full of his sober breath and when he had to drive drunk he would put the balloon against the mouthpiece lol drunks are creative

Dude, this is how my cousin did it. just fucking drink a mickey, but keep drinking your piss. That way it will keep passing through your system without alerting it. Eventually, it will be your bloodstream and then you won't have to drink your piss anymore but you won't be able to stop drinking.

You're welcome.

>>743520524
Is your cousin Bear Gryls?

seems it is encrypted......wireshark is collecting packets, lan is bridged and sharing now to see what it sends with a magnet test.....

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>>743521338
wats dis

>>743521609
picture of my kid on desktop

>>743521805
next to some anime shit icon

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Program layout....

>>743521805
You reproduced? Jesus Anon fucking do your time with the fucking bracelet, and maybe get your shit together. Maybe take the motivation you have for your next drink and transfer it into giving that kid a good life.

Fuck dude, you're embarassing.

Writing code.......

>>743522521
/thread

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i tricked a dumbass into thinking he could put aluminum foil inbetween it because it would "still read his vitals/heat from being reflective"

he gets out of jail in a few days for violating his probation.

>>743519174
Tf happened to your hands?

>>743522521
Drinking isn't a problem. drugs are a problem.... besides I got a fucking dui for taking vicoden while driving

>>743512319
Lol

>>743510564
just take your medicine and stfu up you pos

>>743522692
Point stands. get over the first hump of being sober and a dad

>>743522777
Trips don't lie. Time to finally take some initiative, OP

>>743510818
Underrated post

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It accepted fake packet!!!!!!

>>743522665
LOL nice.

ever tried kratom? I'm on probation, I drink it all day. I know a ton of ppl who've kicked (/replaced depending on your view) just about ever habit with kratom. strongly recommend giving up the booze, give kratom a try. good luck anon

>>743522777
I am fine sober. just tired of always being sober. I have no problems with alcohol and being a father. just annoyed and do not like being told what to do

>>743523128
I hate opiates...

>>743514712
ew you wear cheap ass dirty shoes and gross socks, the last thing you need is a drink you pathetic weak minded alcoholic

>>743523185
To be honest it's more a stimulant than pain medication. I used to treat my ADHD.

>>743512540
where can I download ethernet?

>>743523185
it's not like that man, i promise you. it's actually in the coffee family but is relaxing too. i mean you said you were taking vicodin yeah? it's way more mild than that. it just keeps the fiendish feelings at bay. idk man it's better than jail

>>743523328
This. I hate alcoholics and drug addicts. Clean your self up, it's disgusting. Rethink your priorities if you're risking going to jail so you can get drunk. Try a rehab.

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It Fucking worked...

and then OP wasn't behind 7 proxies and got busted

>>743523504
I am not an alcoholic, but I do like to go out and drink. Why does everyone think if you drink you are an alcoholic? WTF..

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>>743516778

>>743523657
Casual drinking doesn't get you an ankle monitor.

>>743523524
https://youtu.be/EUSTgpFxs5Q

>>743523657
Point being I do not like doing drugs, but if i want to party they are currently the only option. looking to skirt that....

>>743523771
yeah but a drug dui does if you fail a u.a. from a weekend of drinking....

>>743514712
How long do you have to wear it for?

>>743523917
no idea it has been 8 months.

>>743524005
They don't tell you? You need a better lawyer

>>743523328
I am sitting in my workshop the floor has oil around it since I am at a machine shop. so I am not wearing my good shoes

>>743523912
Anyone that risks going to jail just to get drunk is an alcoholic. You're delusional if you think otherwise.

>>743524246
This is a stupid charge and I do not like being told what to do. Principals motherfucker. This has been going on for far too long and has no end in sight.

>>743524005
That's quite a while. Did you have any previous offenses?

>>743511472

GPS tagged ankle monitor so law enforcement or whoever can see at a glance where you're at. They're how house arrest sentences work.

>>743524505
good thing you showed up 2 hours after he asked to elaborate.

>>743514120

Some really pissed off cops and paramedics show up thinking you've gone into cardiac arrest.

>>743514044

And that was the last anyone heard of the retarded faggot OP.

Lulz were had.

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how I feel right now....

>>743523131

Maybe next time you'll think twice about breaking the law. Fucking retard.

>>743524421
no I have 2 years probation.... drug dui is a felony

>>743524859
The damn pill bottle said use caution while driving, not don't drive. didn't think it would be a prob but IL is a shit state

>>743524760
It doesn't monitor heart rate, you think they put out an APB if he goes on a jog?

>>743514471
>The name is right on the device in the fucking picture assclown
Yeah, that was way less work to type than just telling him the one-word name of the fucking thing.
>typical /b/ mentality

>>743524947
Did you have a lawyer? Public defender?

Yeah, it is now sending me the packet, I send out my packet instead and reply with another.

>>743525309
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