Feels, obscure depressing greentexts. Sad photos in general.

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I found this the other day. Does this count?

>>743481783
FUCK

>>743481591
>be me 18 HS
>senior year starts tomorrow
>single all my life
>still kissless and all that
>gonna lose that tomorrow
>talking to a girl and she wants to make out and shit
>doesn't want a relationship
>at this point I don't give a shit and enjoy it
>not sure if I should try to persue a relationship anyway
>planned on signing my life away to the air force
>I'd rather go in the AF single and just enjoy it
>haven't decided yet I got time to
>if I do get into a relationship then I won't go in
>if I'm still single by January I'm enlisting

not really sure how I feel about it feel lonely but the girl I'm talking to is looking for a fun fling and shit so that'll be fun

>>743482818
I have been in the military for 2 years. I haven't been laid once.

>>743483125

military is the dogshit place for the unemployeds... no freedom at all

>>743482818
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1251XvAXREi

>>743481783
so you found your story?

>>743483580
Mine? no I was on this thread the other day and I screencapped this for a couple Anons.

>>743483759
ok (you)

>>743483405
i'm entertained! more

>>743482181
>and think about your final thoughts
that really hit me for some reason (not suicidal)

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This one hits hard, can't explain why

>>743483125
probably had a shit unit or whatnot but I've heard stories of games they play and shit but at this point I don't care

>>743481783
Damn... I feel bad for Ken.

>>743482818
you seem intelligent enough. are you fat and or ugly or something? or maybe the competition is too fierce?

>>743486073
I feel like i read something like he had a parachute or something. could be wrong.

>>743486073
seems fake af

>>743486073

wtfake

>>743482818
no wonder people hate chair force if your a common one go kill yourself instead pussy you shouldnt qualify as man enough for the armed forces

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>be me
>turned 18
>live at home with mom because useless neet in the middle of fucking nowhere
>christmas
>Mom hands me a fucking printed poem with pic related printed on it just not a gay sparkly gif
>"Because I know you like those little cartoon girls!"
>genuinely smiling at me
>Cry myself to sleep that night.

>>743487309
is your mom hot?

>>743487309
>then he decides to become a trap
>the end

lemme jerk off to feet, then ill be back, keep it alive

>>743487615
Does a fever count? Cause she's constantly getting infected with new viruses.

>>743487672
That. Actually That's exactly what I did. I'm a passable trap now.

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>>743488134

>>743482181
>just ask the jeweler for a chemical
>implying he won't ask you why didnt you just bring the fucking ring and that you're retarded
this is what underage retards actually believe
you're better off just ordering nembutal from some third world country or something

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>>743488670
a bad shaved body has nothing to do with being passable but ogey...

>>743487309
sounds nice of your mom, shes just a bit out of the loop. stop being an edgy faggot

>>743489889
body was waxed. nice b8 tho

>>743482181
potassium cyanide is anything but painless you fucking dipshit

>>743490188
that's probably the joke you retard

>>743490264
its not kill yourself bellend

what a shit thread, lets get this going right

>>743490398
Causing someone to kill themselves in a way they thought was painless but is excruciating sounds pretty funny to me fagass

>>743490188
why isnt internal suffocation painless?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0DlrhGtOUbg

>>743490677
fuck

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this is the one that always gets me.

>>743486224
that backpacklike thing is

>>743490168
i could post my hairy and claim to be passable too, what fkin bait.... is that how it works? dumb nigglet

>>743490793
so, did she leave him or was she killed because he left the door unlocked?

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>>743490677

>>743491119
Was asking myself the same

>>743491117
stop fucking arguing and post something faggot. leave the trap alone

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>>743491119
she left him and he wants her to come back
>also what the fuck, i cant upload webms, i have so many good ones

>>743485110
>i cant explain why
it hits you hard because you can relate.
and unfortunately by a vast majority, you are not alone

>>743491321
left him all because of a fkin ulocked door? girls these days...

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heres something to cheer you all fuckers up

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Sorry guys.

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>>743491452

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y'all a bunch of depressed faggots. be real.

>>743488670
i thnk the mental transition from being beta to submissive/subservient beta is actually cute.

>>743491555
kek'd

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>>743490869
but I'm a failure and a fucking neet pedophile. he wouldn't have liked me at all

>>743491678
get your political shit out of here.

>>743491754
yep
you right though

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>>743491310
>trap

not even close but ye, i didn't join the thread to argue with a faggot mb

>>743491731
HOLY FUCK

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>>743491829

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>>743491754
Jup he would've punched you in the stomach if he had a chance. get a job fag

>>743490763
Wow

>>743491864
anon's got a far worse problem than being a neet

>>743491930
Pedophilia is perfectly normal.

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this made me cry like a bitch

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>>743491321
downsyndrome

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>>743491555

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>be me
>recently had somebody play with my heart
>decide I'm gonna try for meaningless sex
>get one of those hook up apps
>no responses or interest.
>finally somebody shows interest. Asks for a pic of my face
>I send them one
>once they received it they immediately block me

Doesn't exactly boost the confidence.

Pic unrelated.

>>743492191
post a pic anon

>>743492191
>the only words i needed to stay

damn

>>743492328
KEK

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>>743491514
Wait a minute

This is a fucking incest story!

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went to jerk off again, im back, let's get this going again, but lets step it up a bit

>>743492328
those ears

>>743492268
Sorry, not gonna happen...too ugly.

>>743492279
It gets me because I'm running out of reasons myself.

>>743487309
Kek

i wanna die please if theres any wizards here put a death curse on me i dont care how painful or whatever just kill me

>>743482181

Efficient but your final moments will be both terrifying and incredibly painful.

>>743492520
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>>743492730
no fkin tldr's...

>>743492520
Dood wtf I'm at work. I did not need to cry.

>>743492995
open it a new tab, you fuckin twat

>>743493106
still too much to read, you mcfuckin twat

>>743493357
lrn2read, ya illiterate fuckin twat, they're great stories

Whos on the OP pic? He seems bit down but cute, would nail, 5/7
Im no homo

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Classic

>>743492520
Jesus fucking Christ

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Hey guys. This is just a sad pic and sappy quote but I mean it for all of you. Thanks.

Here's my deal:
>Middle aged overweight guy with injured back
>Laid off from decent job that paid the bills
>All my experience is in material handling
>back is afu, can't find a sitting on my ass job
>start drinking daily, living off what should be my retirement money
>girl that was friends with my kids comes around
>talking and sharing, admit to her I haven't been laid in years
>She decides to give me some sympathy pussy
>oh shit a girl half my age just said I could fuck her for old times sake
>smoking hot body
>eat her out, pussy tastes delicious
>she starts sucking my dick
>limp to semi chub all that is achieved
>lay her back and try rubbing uglies to acheive boner
>anxiety attack and profuse sweating
>dick dies and is like pushing spaghetti
>get a hug and told its ok
>see you later, alligator
>proceed to go on a week long bender to drown the frustration
This happened last week. Probably the only and last chance to fuck a female that is hot.

>>743487309
nothing sad.
mom just wants to see you happy so she gives you what you seem to like.
go hug your mom.

>>743491731
JFC that was grim.

Be me
16
Hang with this one girl
Lets call her S
S hated my guts
S was my S and M
Then one Day, S changed.
S started to hug on me, and whisper in my ear at lunch
S started to treat me, like a human being
But then S found out I smoked Pot
She hit beat the shit out of me
S then noticed my boner
S began to suck my dick as I lay there bleeding.
Very confused as to what I shoulda felt

>>743494111
Holy shit. Have you tried Viagra? Take some and it will help you to FUCK OFF!

>>743494386
Story Seems legit.

This dude with OCD called me like three times today but I've spent all day sleeping. He wants to hang out really badly but I don't really want to. I feel bad because he has really bad OCD so it's hard for him to like do anything so I definitely should've picked up. He's leaving the country this week and he won't be back for months so maybe he'll forget that I totally flopped on him by then

>>743493459
poor guy

>>743491731
Jesus fucking christ. Whoa boy. That got real real fast. I think that my mood has been knocked down to a 3 from a 5

>>743494538
Thanks for the support anon.

>>743494621
Be a human being and go see him jackass

>>743489889
i felt

>>743494621
>maybe he'll forget
>OCD, the literal first word is Obsessive
maybe you're a retard

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>>743494111
Try gay sex. It'd probably suit you better.

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>be i
>penalty
>had to shootz ball
>ballz was placed
>do maths
>me ready
>i run
>me trip on the floor
>diedered
>end

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>>743493459
>>743494622
feel better anons

>>743486073
I read this was fake but thats still scary as fuck

You all make me even more sad.
Since almost year I feel like a real shit. I don't have friends anymore, gotta only few mates (with who I don't contact last time, everybody got his own bussines), don't have a gf, still virgin, got a nice job, but the pay is poor, I regret so many things in my life. The "voices" in my head tell me all the time that I'm a loser and now, in this time I couldn't change myself and my life, that I'll be always lonely and I will commit suicide in the future. I would really go outside to the pub or dance club, but I don't have anyone to go with. Nothing makes me happy and I've ended interesting anything.

>>743494933
I've seen some shit on /b/ but those dubs make me forgive your terrible greentext

>>743494994
ah im happy for the guy lol. after seeing the other image and now this that's a nice perspective on someones life.

>>743494994
Nice to see someones life getting better.

>>743495187
He's gonna get hit by a car and paralyzed for life soon. neet bucks out the ass.

>>743481591
meh... jacked off to granny giving out handies on bday....

>>743493459
I hope Julius is happy now.

Is there anyone willing to share emails? For a special purpose of course

>>743494730
>>743494793
I think he's pissed at me, he's not picking up.

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>>743495555
How is this even possible?

>>743481591


>was a tuesday
>last month
>i hadnt eaten in nearly a week - no food no money
>guy leaving burger king had brought out a slice of bacon he had left over
>offered it to me
>omg bacon is my most favorite food in the world
>he hands it to me
>i fumble it
>it lands in the mucky rainwater puddle in front of the curb i was sitting on
>he laughed
>i cried
>at least i got the library to interwebs

>>743492328
Nice feet

>>743495555
I have a disposable one lying around. why

>>743495703
You mad him mad. Get off your ass, go to his place, and tell him you are sorry, and what did he have planned
Because he had plans, but you snubbed him. His feelings are worth something right?

>>743495776
Reasons that would be possibly illegal to tell online without secure encryption

>>743492520
>It wasnt until evening when we reached the bottom of the bag of food and found an unopened condom

aaaaaaand i'm out.

>>743495863
>You mad him mad. Get off your ass, go to his place, and tell him you are sorry, and what did he have planned

No, fuck him, I'm going to either go around his house and rape him or kill him. I've had it with his "illnesses"
Because he had plans, but you snubbed him. His feelings are worth something right?

>>743491731
I wish this didn't make me so sad

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>>743494849
Ya'll some trips disrespecting fagets.

>>743495731
sounds fake
>>743495863
seems fun. but it's not like it'll stobbein illegal. It's just a matter of not getting caught.

>>743491981
that evil fucking bitch!!

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By the powers invested in me, I cal upon the powers of 4chan and Lord Kek to give me the numbers today

>>743496319
Here are my lotto ticket numbers boys

>>743496099
just let me shoot you an email man. 3:)

>>743482181
do you ever think that maybe people actually killed themselves over this pic you posted

>>743493459
>Berkley
I was about to feel sad now i'm not

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>>743493459
I feel bad for the poor guy but this was classic

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>today was birthday
>Be optimistic for once and hope that someone is going to remember it
>No one does
>tell myself "Everyone forgets" and point it out
>No one cares
I usually don't act like a pussy on these stuff but it feels really really bad

>>743490869

Good ol mr rogers. There's not a single person that could be considered a positive role model these days. There is no one like mr rogers in the public eye anymore. Good going, America. As usual.

>>743496361
Waste of money but gl

>>743496628
Well, Happy Birthday Anon

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>>743496628
Happy birthday, here, the dubs are on me. Check'em

>>743492520
I mourn that I will never, ever experience something so beautiful and pure.

>>743496628
Happy birthday man, can we have a name?

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>>743496628
Happy Birthday, anonymous!

>>743496628
Happy Birthday Anon, it's your birthday, you don't need anyone else to try and have fun, get a drink, watch a movie, show, whatever, and just enjoy the moment

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>>743496628
have a good day, and remember, you live to spite everyone and to prove them wrong!

>>743496628
Where do you live? If you're near I'll buy you a beer.

>>743496628
Happy bday /b/ro

>>743490793
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>>743491253
here's the salsa
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vnKZ4pdSU-s

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>>743496628

happy birthday anon, hope you have a good day

>>743497648
wow man that was powerful.

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>>743497673
Thank you all so much! Really appreciate that.

>>743491190
My mom died 3 years ago, she loved cats. This hit me right in the feels.

>>743492759
C'mon anon, no one can't be ugly.

Alright, here's a story I believe is fitting for this thread
>Be me in 10th grade
>Met a kinda weird kinda cute girl in my English class
>Started flirting, and hanging around each other more often
>Eventually began dating
>Had our fair share of arguments and other relationship drama
>Three months later learned she was cheating on me with another guy
>The kid was in a special ed class and beta

not the kind for downies and those not fit to be in regular classes, but more for ADD and ADHD kids, anyways...

>She began cheating on me, learned of this before the break up
>After the break up I felt like shit for a month, then got over it

didn't want anything to do with her after that
but, sadly there is more to this story

>That summer before the next school year, she texted me, wanting me back
>Still hated her with a passion, so I thought I would get a little revenge
>Pretended that I still wanted to be with her, and that I was still in love with her
>The cunt didn't know what hit her
>Before the school dance I completely rejected her

pretty much said I never loved her then blocked her on everything

>Went with my actual crush to the dance
>She went with special needs kid previously mentioned

She spent the rest of that school year lightly stalking me and a few of my bros we would always try to confront her about it but she would always walk away

>>743498366
>They say cats go to die where they were happiest alive

I found my cat curled up under my bed when I was a kid.

>>743493409
truth

>>743496628
Happy Bday anon
godspeed to you

>>743494111
How bout you try to stop drinking you fat fuck failure

cats
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bjxHy8WTgTs

>>743491981
Remember that if you get divorced, your ex will try to turn your kids against you, and tell her friends you were abusive. They all do this.

>>743491678
cuck

>>743482181
Lethal injection is actually three injections the first is something to make you feel euphoric the second is a dose of the potassium and the third is one to make you not react to the potassium... all by itself potassium cyanide is an incredibly painful way to die

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>>743488670
Move that finger

>25
>Have a very beautiful wife and and a son
>Working my dreams job
>Have a lot of time to spend with family
>Go out with friends for a drink every Saturday
>Life is good

I really wish my life was like that...

Even though I accepted that the girl of my dreams is better of with someone else. Someone who can give her what I can't.

Why does it still hurt?

>be me friendless lonely depress with a schizophrenia
>6 months ago, got abandoned by the best girl i've ever had
>schizo got worst, depression fucked my entire body.
>go browse 4chan and post lots of feels threads and loneley threads
>one day post my contact to try and make friends
>super nice girl contacts me the only one
>depressed and friendless like me
>we talk and become friends.
>fights with her bf
>help her and get her out of depression
>start having a ldr
>watched anime everyday
>be together all day
>feelsgood.jpg
>shit starts go ham
>she cant make friends
>family hates her
>suicidal
>try and help her as much as i can
>everything goes normal again

>today
>she got a job
>she still friendsless and depressed

got this

>Just leave me alone
>I don't even like you
>Go away


>she left me

fuck man not even once

Be NEET Trap. Have older (50 yo) boyfriend. He can't get it up so I'm sexually unfulfilled. Live in the middle of nowhere, have no friends and no local family. No money, no job. BF is probably going to be dumping me soon because I'm useless and then I'll be homeless.

>>743482818

Is this Kens memoir?

>>743500289
>put on lady clothes
>be ho
>make money
>spend money on heroin
>repeat process
.....
>profit?

>>743500226
Yeah... I feel you brother. Glad I'm not alone in this. God we're pathetic.

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>>743500289
The worst part is I could have not started to transition.I could have stayed in the city and had a job and fucked girls. I had that chance. If only I hadn't gone down the rabbit hole

>>743492191

>once they received it they immediately blocked me

Hard kek

>>743500470
Not enough people out here. I would never be able to make enough money.

Also, heroin's bad. I'll stick with alco weed and benzos

>>743491514
giv blind sis pls

>>743500675
you mean to tell me you couldnt walk a good hour or two into town every night for your heroin fix?

>>743499826
Why the hell would anyone want kids at 25?

>>743500906
I meant stable life by that. No one has kids at this age unless he has a stable life

>>743500793
Yes this>>> gibbe

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>>743493459

Ok. Fuck my shitty fucking life. Have gf but bored of fucking same chick. Secretly FAP to twinks once in awhile. Also have female butthole fetish. Vetting old and out of shape. Broke but have a shit job. Secretly WANT to cheat on gf with stripper friend or young gay twink. I suck.

>>743496505
gtfo faggot

>>743501288
It's nice to see no everyone on /b/ is heartless.

>>743501550
idk if i have the thread, but there's a thread where a veteran was having a birthday, and anon found a flyer that was pretty much like "he has no one, please send cards to such n such address" and the place got flooded with cards from 4chan. truly a beautiful thing.

>>743496848
iktf brother

>>743501682
that was reddit you swine

>>743491452
nigga u trippin

be happy be happy

>>743492499
It is, she was called something unusual like Faith or smth

>>743501765
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xuffurwAOTU

It most certainly was not!

>>743491754

I recognize
that which is
forbidden
I don't want
to stick you
into trouble
and I, not you
would pay
the price
even if you said
yes, I wouldn't
have the right
I'm not afraid
of being close
I've been there
but maybe you
like other things
it's not about that
how many nights with
no love and meaning
have I forgotten?
I only remember
if there was kindness
if there was trust
I only remember
knowing someone
and sharing hope
I can only ask
if it doesn't bother
to caress your hair
to kiss your forehead
to hold you like a child
to sleep nearby you
to tell you
I miss you
I love you

>>743481591
That is so fucking cute..

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Rick and Morty. The humor is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer's head. There's also Rick's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation - his personal philosophy draws heavily fromNarodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realize that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Rick and Morty truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Rick's existencial catchphrase "Wubba Lubba Dub Dub," which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev's Russian epic Fathers and Sons I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Dan Harmon's genius unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools... how I pity them. And yes by the way, I DO have a Rick and Morty tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- And even they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand.

I got kicked from my top 3 worldwide guild in FFXIV about 4 years ago for not being fun to play with anymore. Decided to quit online games. Been working food service to try and learn how to be nice. Every job I work I get all these coworker strangers to befriend one another and I'm left out. I host Thanksgivings and parties and they go great, but still no one will hang out 1 on 1. It's been 4 years and I haven't made a single friend. I starve myself and work out every day. I haven't had a piece of pizza or a damn cookie in years, but I'm still fat. I have nothing in my life that brings me joy or hope. I'm pretty much out of motivation to continue my efforts.

>>743492191
women and men for casual sex usually only hook up with people for their looks.
Those people are shallow.
What makes you worthwhile for a more permanent relationship, is when you have the personality. It's underrated, how valuable the personality of your partner is. Meet and Fuck is nice and all, but leaves you feeling empty.

>>743482818
basing you life choices because you cant get pussy or you get pussy is the most beta thing ever, you probably wont even kiss the girl when she realizes how much of a bitch you are

>>743486224
Did you see a fucking parachute open???

Apu is dead, Jim.

>>743491321
>cant greentext

>>743500531
same, we are bro, fucking pathetic. all i am its fucking fat depressive shizo fuck, i should just fucking end it

>>743494621
You're a bad friend

>>743498571
the greentext got me. The fucking greentext!

>>743481591
Eh. That looks like a delicious cake, it's got cool candles, and it looks like there's at least one person who cares about that guy. Maybe this was the best that the lady could do, but she didn't half-ass it. And for all we know there are a bunch of people out of the frame.

>>743501319
As a happily married man who works in fast food and is still making the best of his life and values his family and the woman who's been through it all with him: Yes. You do. Be a better fucking man, faggot.

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This is what I've been going through in the past year. Just getting it of my chest
>be me. 20 yo Femanon.
>decided to move away from parents and concidering art school.
>crashing at some dirty guys apartment for a few weeks
>almost getting raped.
>Find a new apartment.
>having a narco, nymph, psycho roommate
>roomate start to flip out, trashing the place and accusing me of stealing shit. Things go bad and she start threatening me.
>packed my things and left
>find a new place with nice roommates
>after a month having a car accident.
>Can't work and pay rent. Back to parents house.
>having a massive brakedown the minute I get home
>drowning into depression and suicidal thoughs
>friends stopped caring after a while
>parents don't have any hope for my future think I'm a total loser
>lay in my room all day browsing 4chan and cry like the little spineless bitch I am.
>Self loathing and obsessive suicidal thoughs.

>>743503159
But partnership sucks in the long run, and makes you yearn for random sex without commitment again. It's a lose/lose scenario.

>>743496505
I do, and I laugh with every day fathering a new growing chance that the scenario has actually taken place.

>>743502999
Thanks for the fedora pasta. Yes, it sure takes a truly heightened mind to enjoy burp/fart jokes veiled behind elementary metaphysics. Don't get me wrong. I love the show. But watching it doesn't make anyone any better than anyone else.

>>743504057
Clearly, you're very bad at monogomy and commitment, anon. I'm not having any problems with it. Even the youngest, tightest, freshest holes are just that: Holes. That 16 year old will make you feel hot but when you want to talk about existentialism and life goals, you'll see why and how men can be married to their mature wives and not even think of jeopardizing your marriage for a fucking hole.

>>743504005
>20yo thinking their life is a failure and having suicidal thoughts

wew

>>743504005
I respect you for not hinking of this route...But I mean...At least as a 20 year old chick you could bag a guy with money, still. Imagine being 27 and unemployed as a man. No chicks want that shit. I'm married. Chin up, uh, chick. It'll all be fiiiiine.

>>743504413
At 20 you haven't had nearly enough time to be a failure. I'm 22 and think I'm a failure even still knowing this though.

>>743504005
That's pretty bad. Then again, it's only a bad year. A year at the tender age of 20 seems like forever but as you age you'll see years roll by faster. You still have plenty of time to fix your fuckups before you can consider your life over by any means. Do you do any drugs or alcohol?

>>743500226
>>743500531
jesus fags take it easy, almost every bitch is like that, pathetic is giving up, let people laugh when you fall you just become stronger when you get up

>>743482181
I tried it and it was rather painfull

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>be me
>parents hate me
>brother is depressive
>i am too
>have 2 cats, but one will get taken away
>no one ever loved me
>dont have friends at school
>4chan is the only thing that makes me happy
>my "best friend" is always making fun of me
>always (!) Crying to sleep
>school Starts in 2 days
>new class, only 3 girls i know that prevent my end
>i hate my life
Pic related it's me and my cat that will stay with me

The only person who called me in the last 5 months was my mom :(

>>743505141
Post your phone # we'll call you from time to time.

>>743504742
Yes. I smoke weed and drink since I was 14. Every other drug that someone is kind enough to share with me ill take.
Thank you for not being mean to me anon..

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This thread is sad.
Not depressing though, just sad.

I have hope my life will go right, despite my autism and despite my lack of friends. Tht somehow i will live a successful life and learn the ways of friend-making.

>>743491731
Lost

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>>743498571
>>743491190
>be me
>the only thing that keeps me going is my cats
>i still get up only to feed them, go to my shit job to buy them food
>but they love me, so it’s okey
>went for a smoke on the balcony today
>5 month old, used-to-be-feral catkin follows me
>she is beautiful with little spots all over her, really short fur too
>she has been with me for over three months, but started purring two weeks before
>try to asher her back inside
>but then nighbours dog jumps out of the door, at the balcony next to mine
>barking and starling, it’s some sort of a pitbull
>catkin just runs to the barrier, fur on end, terrified
>lookes over the edge
>3th floor
>she is not gonna do it, she is not gonna do it, she is not gonna do it
>she jumps
>rush to the barrier, see her fall
>she reaches the ground, can hear the thumb


I can’t bring myself to go and get her.
pic related

>>743505093
If youre gonna write a sad story put some heart into it and take your time cuntliminal bitch

>>743491476
please explain

>>743490677
...because my emotions have been wiped :(

Anyone else never get excited? Even on christmas or your birthday? Or even doing college at 16? I feel like ill never be happy again...

>>743490701
Fuck. I couldve written this

>>743505372
I know you, fucking trolls. You will call me for hurt me.

>>743505644
I got my cat as a present on my 16th birthday 10 years ago. It's got to the point I can understand him without him doing anything. He's my best friend. Far more caring than most people are these days.

>>743490869
I love ya man. Thx for the motivation

>>743493672

this sits deeply with me. some people really do change you and what you want in life

>>743491981
Dude my feels are tearing , I wanna run up to my dad and see him now

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>>743481783
Ken was a waste of space though. Fuck Ken. lol

>>743505404
No problem anon. I'm 27 and I survived the early 20s black hole of despair. Late 20s is fucked too but you'll have a bit more money and freedom to try and tackle all your issues.

>>743491864
lost

>>743506802
Hello. My name is Anon. Anon is scared. Anon believes life is not worth it. Anon is a fag. Please help. Thancs.

>>743505644
Jesus Great.
Man. How can you be such cunt? No, I understand your problems. But you are man. Be winner or die. Because all our life is eternal fight. Every day we fight for not fall down into dark and stay alive. Be man, man.

>>743504528
this one always gets me
May you find victory where ever you are, Heavy.

>>743491981
Why the fuck cant i have a dad. My dad forced my mom to divorce him, and now, he's not even paying child support.Why my poor family? They don't deserve this. I always make my mom angry. I would kill myself, but she loves me. I coudnt do that to her. Please pray for my mom guys.

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>>743506929
>Thancs

Back in my day we new how two spell

>>743482022
Use a gun, retarded faggot.

>>743507223
aeey disakreyy

>>743507223
The board have thousands foreigners.

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>>743505047
>cats care about you
lel get real nigger. here, i fixed it for you

>>743507301
i'm pacifist

>>743507405
am amerikan

>>743507188
is you're mom hot?

>>743507493
America have them too.

>>743507439
dogs are loyal but chemically feel very little emotion. Ironically cats aren't loyal for shit but chemically feel about the same range of emotions we do.

>>743488670
help a /b/ro get an american visa

i am from russia

>>743507559
am English speken whit amerikan

>>743492
Plz? Im a gurl soooo....

I really like this thread there are posts that really make you value what you have and some about wonderful people , threads like this is why I like this website

>>743507539
if you like black old very fat women she's hot.

>>743507733
>be a niggerbaby
>your dad left you
pottery

>>743507000
The fuck do you want me to do? Go fight a pitbull? Get your inspirational bullshit out of my face

>>743507730
You're welcome anon. Remember we are all in this together in the end. 4chan might be an asshole, but it still has it's moments. Be safe going home.

>>743481591
>743481591
young men a depressed these days because they know they will never sleep the the pornstar of hteir dreams

>>743496628
Happy birthday buddy

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>>743492660
This one... This one fucking got me

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>>743507855
>young men a depressed these days because they know they will never sleep the the pornstar of hteir dreams

>>743494994
Omg this is just like me! I was so damn depressed and now im working for chikfila and doing dual enrollment : )

>>743494849
hahahahaha fucking rekt

>>743507806
I want you not to be a litlle crying girl.
stop feeling sorry for yourself.

>>743508155
nice! im also a chef at chik-fil-a and i make ~$25 an hour after deductions

>>743495019
I feel for you man go out and take what you werent given, i belive in you : )

>>743494793
Good god I lost it and started laughing so hard

>>743504005
I remember being 20, and it was similar to this. I drank 40's every day, which made me look like shit and made it much worse. Alcohol everyday with virtually no nutritious diet brought on some bad acne. It really didn't seem like things would ever improve. One summer, I think I was 22, I got a job that forced me to be social. I walked everyday in the woods and around local trails, and worked out. I spent what little money I had on actual ingredients to cook for meals. Acne went away, the more I faked my smile, the more I came to realize it became less and less of a chore.

I'm 27 now, I work in the mental health field helping individuals everyday. Sometimes I see pictures of myself from back then and just wince, because you can tell I had a lot of pain just looking at my eyes. Just so you know, it may feel like your stuck in a form of stasis. Like those feelings you have will never go away, and your environment will always be the same. It's not true. It's hard making the change, but I would suggest starting out with some walks outdoors. Look at your surroundings and the people around you. smile, too. eventually it will be real.

>>743496628
Happy bday, i love you!

>>743508243
I'm feeling sorry for my cat. How the fuck do you expect me not to cry after seeing a friend die?

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>>743504632
Thank you anon you're sweet