>tfw no 9 inch dick

Now picture a similar graphic about how Cs are too small to excite any man, and that DDs are barely good enough, reeeees would be reeeeed

>implying all women are the same
ayy lmao

>fallacious reasoning

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>>743467305
>reeeees would be reeeeed

>>743467063
for a second i thought i was on tumblr

Im almost there a proud 8.5

This whole shitty meme is reeking of insecurities. I'm 6.6 and my gf said if I've been any longer I'd start hurting her. Girth, technique, involvement are more important if you're not a micropenis.

>>743467616
t.virgin

>>743467063
Find me a white/asian girl who has not done porn and can take a 9 inch dick, i fucking dare you, them bitches whine that 7 is too much.

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>>743467063
>Implying there are no shallow vaginas
>ishiggydiggy

>>743467305
that's a pretty good idea mango!

Let's fukken do it

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>>743467063
>Posting this
Such fucking bullshit. My girlfriend can barely handle mine and its a little under 7.

>>743467593
>not even 9"
I would say this chart is fairly accurate, but it really should just put 9" as the minimum. As a grill I personally aim for men over 10" and if I ever find someone with a full footlong I would probably marry them on the spot.

>>743467820
Lol, are you fucking a 5 year old?

>>743467847
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>>743467751
>not knowing vaginas lengthen when she is turned on
By several inches too

>>743467918
I have no idea what you just tried to post, I'm on mobile so it just came out as a garbled mess

>>743467742
>got with dutch belgian this weekend
>im 4.5, her ex was like 8+
>made her cum 20 seconds after we started fucking
>she fucking skeeted every minute all over the bed
>she apologizes after
>ask her for what
>tells her ex didnt like how messy and wet she got
>LOL what a cuckboy

Her ex also wouldn't go down on her after cumming in her. She screamed like a fucking liberal hearing the word "free stuff" when I did that without warning.

>>743468052
try unzooming, its the "this is bait" picture with the fish and a hook.

This is pretty accurate. I am 9.5 inches. Penis that is under 9 inches is considered a micropenis and should see a doctor. Girl's vagina can take up to 12 inches.

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>>743467063
I mean, cocks are cocks and who cares, but damn that is some high quality bait. You could drown a toddler in a bass' panties using bait like that. Not that you would

>>743467742
>got with dutch belgian this weekend
>im 4.5, her ex was like 8+
>made her cum 20 seconds after we started fucking
>she fucking skeeted every minute all over the bed
>she apologizes after
>ask her for what
>tells her ex didnt like how messy and wet she got
>LOL what a cuckboy

Her ex also wouldn't go down on her after cumming in her. She screamed like a fucking liberal hearing the word "free stuff" when I did that without warning.

tl;dr : Why are you guys obsessed about your cock size? It's literally a game of git gud. Size queens do exist and I've been shot down by them but, trust me, you're not missing much.

>>743468209
>>743468161

why did you direct that at me tho? im not the one talking about how you need a big dick, quite the opposite actually.
also your story sounds a little exaggerated

>>743467847
you do not anything bigger than 9-10 inches will probably wreak havoc on your pussy? lol

Shit ,I'm so fucking lucky. Since my dick is 23 cm long. Every girl I met said that they wouldn't even fuck anyone who's under 20 cm.

>>743468334
>why did you direct that at me tho?
Huge lincoln-log fingers, small phone.

>>743468353
have you only fucked black porn stars and horses?
have you ever fully inserted it?

>>743468353
maybe you should talk to women that aren't whores. and whores that aren't your mother.

>>743468396
you posted it twice...

>>743467063
femanon here, this is pure bullshit! what really counts is thickness not size (unless is some kind of weird micropenis)

>>743468429
>>743468461
Why are you so triggered? I know that your penis is below 20 cm which is really pathetic. But any penis that's below 19 cm is considered a micropenis. Don't worry ,some Asian girl will probably be pleased with your 17 cm micropenis.

>>743467847
This really seems like a femanon, she knows her shit. I have a blood penis, 2cm when weak, 26 when standing. And women always crave the 26 and always cum.

>>743468545
tits or gtfo.

>>743468589
are you just mad because your dick is too big to get hard?

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>>743468545

>>743468495
I don't know how else I can explain huge fingers + small phone = mistakes happen.

I wasn't attacking you or your cock. I just fat fingered someones' post no. and it happened to be you.

Ok?

>>743467981
>average depth of a vagina when not aroused: 3-4 inches
>average depth of an aroused vagina: 5-7 inches

>>743468670
i know you didnt attack me coz i agree with you, but what i want to know is who were you talking to?

>>743468655
Sorry ,but I'm not mad because my penis is normal sized. My life is wonderful because I can please every woman I fuck.

>>743468752
except the ones who literally feel nothing but pain if you go any further than halfway in.

>>743468751
>but what i want to know is who were you talking to?
No one, /b/ro. I was just posting my two cents.

And also that I got to fuck a chick I've been friends with for ~4 years.

>>743468921
Girls can take up to 25 cm so stop spreading this bullshit. There are some guys with micropenises that says they can't go inside completly. That's because girl is not horny seeing 16 cm micropenis.

I am a woman and I would not fuck with anyone who's under 20 cm. I'd be ashamed of myself if I did. Once I was unlucky and had a guy with 17 cm dick. Sex was horrible since I couldn't feel him at all. After that I told him to fuck off and found myself a real man with real dick.

>>743467063

yet another GAY thread outside /lgbt/

*it's gay because the "ideal penis" pic was created by a gay dude who self-proclaimed "women"

>implying women care about dick size
yeah.. take it from me. an intellectually stimulating conversation is 100x more satisfying than a penis

vrMcCZX

Well ,I've had sex with man who was 23 cm and one with 17 cm. Of course sex is better when the man has a penis of mature man not a teenager.

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>>743468633

>>743469005
Yeah but you can literally be 3 inches and still please a woman because most of her nerves aren't that deep in the vagina

>>743469005
>Girls can take up to 25 cm so stop spreading this bullshit.

just because they can doesn't mean that all or even a majority of women actually derive enjoyment out of it. for reference, you can shove a coke can up your ass, does that mean you'll enjoy the experience?

>There are some guys with micropenises that says they can't go inside completly.

yes, but we're not talking about micropenises, we're talking about your skewed understanding of physiology and physical ability.

As a woman I prever big penis. Nothing below 20 cm because the sex will not be enjoyable. Giving bj to a bigger dick also feels much better because you can grab the big penis in your both hands not with two fingers like a toy.

>>743467063
Yeah most anons fall around 6-8inch line

>>743467063
We see it all the time, He's got an enormous dick, or she has an enormous dildo. But she never takes in more than 6 or 7 inches. It could be an 11" monster, but she rarely lets him put more than 6 or 7" in her. And he never gets to go balls deep.

>>743467847
>as a grill

Tits or gtfo

>>743468589
Are you fucking stupid? Do you ever check your facts? Micro is defined as 2.5cm erect.

This whole thing is just a game of exaggeration beyond beliefs...

7 inch dick here, multiple girls have said it doesnt feel good because it is too long. Current gf prefers her ex who was 5" long but very thick

>>743468589
You talk the talk. Do you walk the walk?

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Actual femanon here. Every woman is different, for me, 22 cm is way too fucking big. The way you use it and the thickness is more important

>>743472094
Pls remove hand

>>743472094
I'm 6.5 and never had any complaints. I've even had a girlfriend who couldn't take the whole thing, she was a smaller girl but I'd bottom out around 5.5"

>>743467063
Women are just selfish, of course they want a big dick so they can fuel their lusty desires, we don't have an ideal vagina, just as long as it's white and hairless if fine, but no, women just have to have the perfect dick every single goddamn time

>>743472542
Yeah I'm 5"4 and 6.5 is big for me, how much you can take depends on your height from what I've seen
Again I'm sure there are exceptions

Liberals and socialists are better in bed.

>>743473634
They want to redistribute the cummings.

>>743472094
Stop lying. You won't admit it because you don't want to hurt those neckbeards with micropenis ,but 22 cm is perfect. Anything under 20 cm is pathetic and no girl in the world can be pleased by 17 cm micropenis.

>>743472094
Hahahahaha! 22 cm too big? Fuck off you underage slut. You've never had a real man only a fucking teenager with 18 cm micropenis.

>>743467063
I have 3,8 "
Fuck my life

>>743473634
fgt bitches and effeminate males are not better in bed go make a black person thread you loser fuck

Tfw 3,5"

>>743467063
l have inverted penis and literally fucking myself. l hate my life and want to die

>>743474049
i am 18 so ssssssh

>>743474819
Well ,anything below 19 cm is considered a micropenis ,but maybe you could please a really short Asian woman ,but it's not guaranteed.

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>tfw 20 cm dick, 14 cm of girth
>proud as fuck of it, only part of my body i like
>fall in love with girl
>we are both virgins
>my dick is literally too big.
>she can't blow it properly and i can't penetrate her without hurting the fuck out of her

Having a bid dick is both a blessing and a curse, i'd gladly give some of you a cm or two

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>>743467063
>premium size is reserved for black people

>>743475118
She probably didn't like you because some woman find 20 cm too small. 22 cm is perfect size.

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6.5 here. Perfectly able to satisfy women of all shapes and ages.

Your skill level is truly what determines whether or not you can pleasure a woman ideally. Although having a smaller penis will increase the amount of skill required.

>>743475228
sure

>>743475205

You'd have to be as dumb as a nigger to believe that.

>>743467305
Dooooo eeeeeet

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ITT:
mad manlets and dicklets
this thread sure reeks of white boi

>>743475326
If I'm correct that's 16,5 cm and it's considered a micropenis. You probably never had a sex. I'll give you advice ,go see a doctor because having a micropenis may indicate to problems with hormones.

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>>743467063
Looks like i'm barley OK

>>743475606
You're not. That image is fake because anything below 19 cm is considered a micropenis.

>>743475518
really killing it with the shitposting.

>>743467063
LMAO wow, the lengths some people will go to troll. Whoever made the OP picture has set the bar really high.
7.5 inches is already the discomfort level for normal girls who don't fuck everyone with money and good looks for a living.

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>>743475518
>gf tells me every time we have sex that her cervix is sore from getting pounded

gr8 b8 m8 ill r8 8/8

>>743475859
You're insulting me even though I give you advice...

I'm a girl and I'll always prefer a man with big penis. Nothing below 21 cm. Penis is a symbol of masculinity and what masculinity can we talk about if it's small?

I'm a girl and I lost my virginity at 9th grade with 25 years old guy and his penis was around 23 cm. I've had sex with guys under 20 cm and sex always sucked. Wish I could get my first love back.

I think it's funny how my 6 inch penis is considered too small but my 6 inch girth is ideal.

I guess I'll just fuck asians in the ass then.

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what about balls size?

Im a girl and this list is real. I cant even feel a thing when a 7 incher enters my pussy. I need a 9+ incher to satisfy me. Any man under 9 inch should just off themselves.

>>743472094
Then what would you say is the perfect size for you?

>>743476912
>>743476657
>>743476344
>>743475518
>>743475228
>>743475031
>>743474049
>>743473930
samefag

Femanon here. Sorry guys ,but I'd never date anyone who's below 22 cm. The sex is too important to me.

>>743474049
What's wrong? Truth make it too hard to enjoy your favorite cuck porn? Kill yourself, faggot.

>>743477124
you're a hero, protecting people with dicks below 22 cm
cheers to you anon

>>743477182
I'm not watching porn ,I can do everything I want irl. I can please every woman with my 23 cm penis.

I have a 10 incher.... where do i fall lol?

>>743477303
Every girl can easily take 10 inches if they're horny enough and they will have multiple orgasms by that big beast. Consider yourself lucky.

>>743467063
>>743475838
this is so obviously made by a male (qho is quite possibly a microdicked virgin too)

ITT faggots falling for bait and REEEEEEEEEing

>>743476120
>advice
>tells him he got a micropenis with 16,5cm
mfw i take the bait

>>743477154
post your dick and time stamp you fucking neck beard

>>743477495
No shit

>>743467063
>all women have horse vaginas

>>743476908
The real question here

>>743476908
Are you puttin your balls in girls pussy?

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>>743467063
R8 mein dick

>>743477154
tits or gtfo

>>743477881
Sorry ,but anything under 19 cm is considered a micropenis and everything under 16 cm is nanopenis.

>>743477881
Does the foreskin peel back?
If not that's a bad thing

>>743475757
Kek

>>743467063
>implying women all have same sized vaginas universally
>implying all women like sex the same way
>not knowing about cervical positioning
>not knowing how to make a woman cum with a few inches of g-spot angled penetration

Who made this thread? This is why you frat-kid wannabe neets will never make a woman happy.

>>743467305
Holy shekel, do it for the love of goy

>>743478019
It does, but not automatically. I have to do it.

>>743475118
Why is it a blessing then, if you can't even use it?

>>743478382
Stop it. It's not our fault that you were born with a micropenis. Just find a really short Asian woman and maybe you'll manage to pleasure her.

>>743478640
How bitter someone has to be ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

It's all fun and games until your dick is too big to fit into a girl's vagina. I'm in that situation now wishing that I had a skinnier dick

Why is this thread filled with angry micropenis owners? Accept it ,21 cm is average and anything below 19 cm is considered a micropenis.

>>743479214
If 9 is average how are there so many micropeni? That's not how averages work.

>>743478640
Short Asians are best anyway.

>>743467063
less than 20% of the worlds male population has a dick that's 7 inches or over

>>743473924
fucking lol

>>743479214
technically, a penis 2" or under while erect is considered a micro penis. I know because I have one

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>>743467305
>reeeees would be reeeeed

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>>743467063
You overwrote the text but forgot to move the bottom bar that showed the actual range in the original image. Here you go.

only beta nerds (read: avg /b/tard) would believe that 9 inches is the perfect size for a woman. only true if you believe niggers and whores are women

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>>743467063
"if you find a man with a penis this big consider your self lucky"
lol, how about lucky to be walking around with a gaping hole anus or loose pussy?

>>743477301
post it with a timestamp or shut the fuck up

>>743480240
Because OP is that stupid.

>>743479681
> how are there so many micropeni?
What do you think by ''many''? You're one of the unlucky ones. Most of the male population have 21 cm long dicks.

>>743467820
same. i'm just a little over 6 and I've accidentally cervix bashed 2 out of the 3 girls I've been with.

>>743467063
18 cm cock, women cry its to big.

>>743481785
Did they like it?

>>743481785
Can you please stop lying? Either you're trolling or you never had a sex. Women can take more than 10 inches if they're horny enough so stop lying.

>>743467063
I want someone to cum in a condom so i can suck the seed out of it

>>743472094
dont stop there MOAR!!

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>>743475205

>>743481935
no you fucking idiot. it's painful

>>743481939
such a virgin

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>>743467305
>reeeees would be reeeeed

>>743467063
Girls vaginas vary just as much as dicks do. My girl is tiny and can't take the whole thing unless she's really turned on and still can't do certain positions. I'm barely 7" when fully erect. It's not a girth issue, it's that her cervix is farther down than most girls. I was with another girl once, took her virginity and she had just the loosest cunt. Popped the cherry and everything, it blew my mind. It's amazing how people think it's so black and white, the people who post this kind of shit just want to make others feel insecure for whatever reason

>>743483244
It's almost as if that's the point of this thread.

Girls can't reach an orgasm if they're fucking a micropenis. Anything under 19 cm is a micropenis and under 16 is a nanopenis.

>>743483244
How much blood was there?

>>743483387
Yea but 19.5cm is average so whats the problem?

>>743483475
Only a little bit tbh. She could have popped it with a toy or tampon before, but she definitely hadn't had anything big enough to make it feel like that

>>743467063
Whoever shooped this forgot to shift the colour bar over on the ruler; fucking lazy.

>>743483339
This guy gets it

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>>743483542
21 cm is average.

>>743483387
>>743483879
14cm -15cm is average... wtf...

>>743484798
Sorry ,but no. 21 cm is average. Anything below 19 cm is micropenis ,everything below 16cm is nanopenis.

>>743484798
14-15 cm is disability. It can only be used to pee and nothing else.

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>>743485438
whats 19cm in american