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Good morning, Anonymous...

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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What's so good about it?
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k
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>>743466561
I don't see how that's good but whatever.
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>>743465828
Go away

>>>/a/
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>>743466785
Why would it be? Things have to have a reason to be good.

I'm not going to fight too hard on this, it just seems to me that it's not particularly good or bad. It's just something that happened.
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>>743466888
Is there something I could do to push it into being a good morning, then?
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>>743466965
yeah, show tits or gtfo
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>>743466965
That certainly seems like it would be in the realm of possibility, yes.

But I don't have anything in mind.
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Just being cute is all I ask. It's kinda my thing.
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>>743467217
I wouldn't say I have plans so much as obligations.

Outside of those, I don't know. I'm probably going to take a nap at some point before the day ends.
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>>743465828
Good morning OP
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Is this going to be another incident? =_=
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>>743467282
Well, I know that feeling. Responsibilities are a pain, but we all got 'em. I hope you have a good nap and also make time to do something you enjoy today.

>>743467391
How are you doing, Anonymous?
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>>743467537
>also make time to do something you enjoy today.

I would but I don't think I actually enjoy anything anymore.
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>>743467643
Well that's not good... how long has that been the case?
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>>743467717
Long enough that it no longer concerns me. Years.

I'm dead inside but there are good enough reasons for that so I've just learned to live with being dead.
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>>743467779
That sounds awful, Anonymous... you shouldn't resign yourself to a life like that...
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>>743467864
Yeah, I know but I already made that decision a long time ago too.

It's fine. It's not hurting anybody besides me. And I decided I'm comfortable with that.
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>>743467948
That's where you're wrong... it hurts anybody who cares about you too. Anybody who wants to see you happy and fulfilled. Like me.

It's never too late to change your mind.
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>>743468049
There aren't anymore people like that. Not for me.

And I appreciate the sentiment but I'm just words on a screen to you. My sad story will disappear along with this thread and everyone can go on with their lives, never concerning themselves with it again.

Oh dear, this morning isn't turning out very good after all. I'm sorry.

What do you plan to do today?
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>>743468319
Why 3 hours?

After the first it'd just be rather redundant, don't you think?

I would hope you'd have a happy day, you seem nice.
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good morning reimu, watcha doing today
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>>743468636
Gotta work at my second job later. S-so I'm just visiting with Anonymous while I can. What about you?
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>>743468691
worked out, ate, chilling right now. gonna go drink a beer and smoke a fat stogie when the cigar shop opens, then i got work tonight.
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>>743468522
Well, I'm not technically giving up. I gave up years and years ago. So there's nothing to be sad about anymore.

I'll be fine. Even if I remain empty forever. Even if no one ever loves me or cares for me.

Lives like that exist too and I'd rather have to live that life than have anyone else do it so it's fine.
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>>743468544
It's the morning
>probably
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>>743468775
Sounds like a good day. I hope you have a good night too!

>>743468828
It won't help anyone else from living that kind of life just because you are...
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>>743469106
>It won't help anyone else from living that kind of life just because you are...

You're right but I have to tell myself that to make peace with the situation.

I know it's wrong but I need it to live. It's the only thing I ask for. Just let me say and believe that even if everyone knows it's not true.
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>>743469292
Since when were we friends?
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>>743469388
Since you spoke to her most likely
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I won't lie, it's actually heartwarming to see people like you exist.

I'm waiting for a kicker though but that's probably just my cynical attitude playing up.

My morning was good and recovery is nice so I wish you have a wonderful morning/day too.
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>>743469478
I don't recall doing that.

I was just trying to do you a kindness by bumping your thread for you.

My problems only came to mind when you asked about my day.
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>>743469627
I'm glad I could warm your heart a little! There's no catch as far as I know. Thank you for the well wishes, too!

>>743469645
So, you came to make a friendly gesture toward me, and we ended up talking about personal matters... sounds like friendship to me.
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>>743469978
I just thought I recognized you and if you're the person I think you are then this girl I care about is fond of you.

So, for a reason like that, I didn't want your thread to die without anyone replying to it.

Not sure that makes us friends.
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>>743470222
Well, I guess we're only friends if you decide we are, after all.

I'm interested though... Who's that girl you're talking about?
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>>743470402
For some reason, I can't bring myself to say her name.

Sorry.
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you know, I've come to a realisation. Spending a couple of years on 4chan, I believe has made me an overall more excepting person. I see lots of personalities on this site and some before I started visiting I probably would've given shit to. Threads like this I probably would've have turned my head in disgust and scoffed at whoever contributed, but now it's kinda heartwarming in a way. I believe I've become more understanding and generally nicer as a whole. I'm kinda thankful for that.

TLDR;
>4chan made more excepting
>I'm more understanding and nicer
>I'm more happy
>I'm thankful
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So Reimu, I've heard all of these jokes and rumors about you being in poverty and such but is that really true?

Some of them even extend to you eating the grass off of the lawn to save funds!

I'd donate but unfortunately I'm in a different realm of existence so go figure.
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>>743470528
There's a girl out there that likes me and I don't get to know her name? That sucks!
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>>743470579
Expecting or accepting?
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>>743470693
Oh jeez I just read over that.
Yes accepting sorry, not to make excuses but I was about to goto sleep
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>>743470679
I'm sure you'll be fine.

I wouldn't worry too much about what some insignificant stranger like me has to say.
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>>743470553
I don't know Anonymous, why am I?

>>743470579
I had similar experiences. I spent my first year here cynically mocking someone who was a lot like I am now.

"Why here?" I wondered. "This place is just for fucked up bad people and black humor."

Eventually I got fond of her. We debated with each other all the time about the philosophy of what she was doing, and became like friendly rivals. Eventually I wanted to be her friend. But it was too late. Someone finally got to her, and made her leave. Then a year later, I met her successor, and in my own screwed up way, I helped her get started. Watched over her through all her tearful moments and graceful victories.

Because of those experiences, and other people and stories I've encountered here, I actually became a better and more caring person.

>>743470595
It's true. Some days I'm too poor to even buy good dirt for dinner...
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>>743471208
Now you sound like her.

Her name had something do with ice, I believe.

That's all you'll get from me today on this matter.
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>>743465828
Good morning anon
How are you?
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Now I'm terrified of you and stuff but I also feel for your plight, we all pull through eventually.

Maybe I will too.
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Very cute
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>>743471282
No u!

>>743471345
But Frieza is a boy...

>>743471489
Good morning!

I'm doing pretty well now that I'm awake. This has been a pretty good morning for the shrine, I think. Lots of friendly visitors today!

How about you?
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>>743471698
>But Frieza is a boy...

Sorry, I'm only in love with Alice, not Frieza.

Not that that has anything to do with this conversation.
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>>743471698
I'm fine, thanks.
I'm on job now. It's almost 11am where I live.
I'm glad you've visitors!

Who's this cute waifu of yours? Mind if you two, me and Yui have a lunch together? We can talk better.
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>>743471982
You're certainly a terrible person.
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>>743472030
you've got*
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>>743471912
Teehee. That was a joke. I had a feeling you were talking about my bestie~ but now I know!
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>tfw you still want to mess with alice and alicefag threads but have to behave due to certain circumstances

Can I just drop a few insults
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>>743471982
I can say with 100% certainty that she is not.

>>743472030
Waifu? I don't have one of those... it's just me, Reimu.

I wouldn't mind having lunch with you sometime though.
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>>743472098
Who else would it be.

Who else would I be.

I guess we can be friends. But don't tell her, I still like saying that I have no friends.
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I'm just going to drop my reason down here and now I'm going to hide under a very large table and not come out.

I'll probably still talk though if that's fine.
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>>743472192
You can insult me all you want, I really don't mind.

It might even be funny.
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>>743472222
Nice quads!

Now that I know you're not a pervert, OP, I'm sure I'd love to have lunch with you.
What's your favourite meal?
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>>743472326
so cute~
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>>743472315
You're just trying to hurt her for no reason. That makes you one of the worst people in the world as far as I'm concerned.
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>>743472236
Hmm, okay. We'll just be secret friends then.

>>743472298
Oh, that. You wouldn't happen to be a youkai yourself, would you?
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>>743472315
Stop trying to hurt her for no reason!!!
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>>743472552
I mean, I'm absolutely fine with you mocking me.

I'm just nobody anyway. So go ahead and waste all your energy on that.
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>>743472373
Hmmm... good question. It's hard to pick a favorite, but I'd say black bean quesadillas are pretty awesome.

>>743472423
She could be whatever she wants, sure. But she's a biological girl who doesn't want to be anything else, so...

>>743472445
Teehee!
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>>743472326
>>743472327
Why can't you lonely miserable degenerate sorry wet pieces of festerin' sh-
Eh, it ain't the same. Guess I'll go bother waifu or the furfags
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Actually hold on, I don't have much to live for anyway so you can go ahead and exterminate me even if I'm not a youkai.

Use me as target practice I guess.
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>>743465828
Hi reimu.

-phi
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Hmm, I feel better, having thought about her this morning.

So I guess you made it a good one after all, Reimu. Even after all that depressing shit I said.
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>>743473187
Oh shush, if you're just a regular old human or giant mecha you've got nothing to worry about. That guy whose head I split open committed a grave sin against the balance of Gensokyo by trying to become a youkai. If you haven't done that, I've got no reason to exterminate you!
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>>743473232

>>743473368
I'm happy to hear that! She's home if you wanna go pay her a visit, by the way. >>743472214

>>743473232
Hi Phi! How are you doing?
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>>743473555
I'm in limbo. How are you reimu?

-phi
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>>743473555
Thanks for telling me, I was about to go do something else.
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SPAM THIS BITCH TOO
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>>743473368

Hey, I'm a nihilistic mecha who may or may not want to see how much of a splat he can make of himself on the ground but you should probably give life a try.

Go for a run, smoke some weed, hit the gym or go socialise with people.

Maybe not weed but going out and doing physical stuff makes you feel better about yourself. I'm not joking, your body releases endorphins whenever you physically exert yourself.
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>>743473732
Kinda late to the party, don't you think?
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>>743473805
Its never to late to fuck shit up
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>>743473617
I'm feeling pretty good. As you can see it's been a nice, comfy morning in the shrine. I have work later, but that's okay.

>>743473685
Oops I might have spoke too soon...

>>743473732
Why?
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>>743473883
I'm always bored.

>>743473911
Because you allowed yourself to be manipulated by Alice2.
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>>743473911
I'm glad you are comfy. Sorry I haven't been checking in on you lately or donating money.

-phi
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>>743473746
>you should probably give life a try.

I appreciate the advice, I really do. And the fact that you reached out to me. But I already lived my life. And even if it left me an empty shell of a man, it was still a good one. I got to love, I suffered, I had my joys and sorrows. I was a hero and a villain. In the end I saved everybody I ever cared for.

But I don't have anything inside of me anymore. That's just how the story ended for me.
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>>743473911
Hey reimu
Is it okay to have a rabid hatred for K-ON?
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>>743473911
>Oops I might have spoke too soon...

I made my post. I just hope she saw it.
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>>743474044 Ah I see, in that case you shouldn't worry much longer or suffer from the walls of your empty wall.

You'll sleep soon, just like the rest of us one day. I don't mean that in a threatening way but I hope you catch my meaning.
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>>743474297
Yeah...i bought a whip and a magical guide dog escorted me while I was mushroom hunting.

-phi
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>>743474340
I do. I really, really do. I'm glad you understand.
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>>743474297
When Alice2 said I did something to you while you were vulnerable, but I don't remember doing such a thing to you. I loved you so much and I would never hurt you, but YOU decided to believe Alice without any proof. It's okay though I moved on. I won't forgive Alice though
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>>743474425
Hey Ika, what's New?


-phi
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>>743474520
I saw it this time.

I only missed last time because I was hanging out with you.
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>>743474520
VERY
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>>743474537
Nothing new I'm just hyper, what's new with you? Lost some weight?
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>>743474361
You've got such an exciting life! I don't know how you don't see it!

>>743474425
She's not the one who said it. I experienced it and figured it out on my own. She was never involved.
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>>743474754
Nope. Gained some though.

-phi
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>>743474776
What do you mean?

-phi
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>>743474776
Well it wasn't me that's for sure...

>>743474901
Stop eating sugar damn it!
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>>743474520
That shit's legit? Looks very different from the usual s̶t̶u̶t̶t̶e̶r̶c̶u̶n̶t̶ alice thread
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>>743474937
Going on trips to other countries! Mushroom hunting! Teaching martial arts! You're a very interesting person.
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>>743474974
Don't worry! Not long till I didn't organ failure. Last I checked I was about 375.

-phi
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>>743475052
(I'm actually the most boring person ever there are just interesting things around me)

-phi
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>>743475182
it sucks because someday I want to hug and you and you'll be under all that weight.

please stop doing that to yourself
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>>743474974
It was most certainly you. Yomi- I mean, Minatsuke. I mean... uhh... Ika.

>>743475011
That's her all right.
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>>743475342
Why would you want to hug the fat and boring one?

-phi
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>>743475463
Oh....i........oh.......i don't know what to say.

-phi
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>>743475366
it wasn't me, i loved you so much and you know that, you know how long I was waiting for you to come back to threads, why would I do that to you?
I gain nothing from hurting the one person i loved.
>>743475493
I don't want to hug the fat one!
I want to hug you!
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>>743475366
How did she got caught up in the banana bullshit?
What the fuck is going on
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>>743475726
I think it's a raid of some sort
Don't quote me on that though
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>>743475632
But I am the boring one and I am also fat. I think wanting to hug me means wanting to hug the fat one.

-phi
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>>743475632
you don't feel love, you don't feel anything, you're just a walking vacant ball of feel-nothingness you psychopathic bitch
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>>743476039
i want you to lose the weight so that I can hug the boring you!

>>743476064
You don't know anything about me, I still have strong feelings for Reimu... stop regurgitating lies from Alice.
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>>743476394
I mean considering I'm gonna be dead in 2 or so weeks I don't think that will happen.

-phi
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>>743476554
please don't die, I don't want to hug maggots and smelly flesh
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reimu please respond, please don't believe the lies...
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>>743476622
Unfortunately one person pretending to want a hug isn't going to stop this train.

-phi
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>>743476831
I'm not pretending, I think you're nice, I want to hug you and squeeze you and never let you go.
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