I'm 28 and shes 16. I already told her no but she wont stop

Favorite cereal?

Rasin bran hands down. You can tell im 28. Cinnamon toast crunch and lucky charms are good too though.

She just wants weed and attention.

>>743437166
you did a good job defining friendship

>>743436820
Whats your job?

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>>743437259
I'm a chef and shes a waitress

1 question 2 answers

>>743436820
16 is the age if consent in most US states. Quit being a little bitch.

Post a pic of her

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You
Are
A
Lolicon sir

>>743437357
Are you retarded?

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>>743436820
>thinking it's okay to have relationships of any kind with a woman under 18

Yeah you're already a fucking degenerate. How about you get an of age girl friend if you're so fucking desperate. Probably because they see you as the filthy kike you are, so you have to resort to using naive innocent children.

tl;dr: you're disgraceful

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>>743437357
i said i dont care about age, id fuck her if i wanted to.

this is more about hanging out and smoking and stuff, we share interests and most people i used to hang out with do hard drugs now so i could use a new pal.

it would be a shame to have everyone at my long term job that pays well think im a pedo though just so i can hang out. would tellign her a secret friendship is the only option be too suggestive of somethign more sexual?

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>>743437577
>thinking you're a pedo

you are though

>>743436871
this

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>>743437490
i dont have pics of her im not that creepy yet

>>743437497
i usually prefer women my age or slightly older. this one is a qt but its not really about that

>>743437517
sometimes i think i might be a little but i read that just means im unusually thoughtful

>>743437528
implying everyones a kid toucher

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>>743437577
>"secret friendship"

You truely want to be nonse of the year don't you? Lol no don't ask her for a secret relationship.

Find her or fb or ig OP..

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>>743437662
no intention of ingaging in sexual acts with a minor

>pedo

>>743437517
Are you? A quick google search will let you know just how retarded you are.

>>743436820
If anything, take a big brotherly role. Let her know you think of her like a little sister. That should cool her jets on the flirting thing.

Sharing weed with her could actually get you in as much trouble as fucking her, best quit that shit.

Always remember that no female can keep a secret. Ever. Teen aged females especially.

>>743437517
dude he's right

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>>743437868
That image is fucking hilarious

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>>743437868
"i dont care about age, id fuck her if i wanted to."

end life

>>743437868

pedophelia is the attraction, not intention, dumbfuck

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>>743436871
WE WANT ANSWERS OP.

>>743437528
OP is not a pedo.

I'm a pedo and I've never seen him at our weekly meetings

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>>743437893
i dont believe a test can give accurate results for how retarded i am. im too good at tests and iv read a lot of obscure questions peopel generally dont. id get free points for something im not actually smart enough to get under natural conditions.

>>743438141
May I point you to >>743436951 (literally look at the post right after the question)

>>743438171
Sup John

>>743436820
Life's too short to care about what everyone else thinks, so do whatever you want with her, although you should keep it legal. Also, you shouldn't lead her on if you have no plans of pursuing a relationship, ie friendzone her.

So, why do you care what other's think of you?

>>743438274
>raisin bran
muh nigga

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you can hit up with more
but there is trap doors in here
she may change drasticly in the next 2-3 years
but you can also mold her in your dream girl
especially if she is looking for "father figure" bf
it kinda depends , ofc dont do any thing illegal dosnt worth it

>>743437268
>>743437322
>sample

>>743437976
It'd never roll straight or in any predictable or controllable way. But if you could get it all the way down the alley, flailing limbs would almost guarantee a strike.

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>>743438141
>>743437788
I answered this here

>>743437997
So you only do what the king says is ok? Also I dont get points for not being interested?

>>743438007
Guess im a pedo, but not a child molester.

no question, it's nice that you have someone you can talk to though. don't do anything that would hurt her. also don't do anything that would fuck up your position in society.

I question the manhood of anyone who would not want to smash a tight 16yo qt.
Unless you're saying she's ugly af.

>>743438308
Nothin much, Bob. Sup with you?

>>743436951
I'm stuck buying the offbrand CTC, but it's still decent enough. Price is pretty good for the size of the bag.

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>>743438443
The problem you fail to see is that if you're attracted to under-age women, you have a mental illness.

We are attracted to those who can breed, if you want to fuck children, you are a sick fuck. Society has beaten into you how wrong it is to be lustful to children, and yet, you see them as such regardless. You are weak and pathetic. And you justify it with anarchy, the most immature form of justification.

>>743438443
so do you like her at all?
because you know, 16 is legal in all the civilized world and i really doubt anyone would consider you a pedo for having a girlfriend a bit younger than you

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>>743438364
Its a "i dont wanna fuck up my job iv been doing pretty good here" kinda thing. Its a gossip factory and the boss is opinionated. Also i wouldnt want her to think im into her like that. its strictly were friends only and not even the hang out a lot kind.

>>743438408
again not grooming a wife

bro tbh honestly
fuck other people
fucc opinions
and fucc dat lawli

>>743438471
You ever talk to a 16 year old girl?

Brain dead. Seriously. And if you fuck one she won't ever shut up.

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>>743438619
>16
>child
>cant breed
try again
or go back to high school and open that biology textbook

>>743438619
tell me again what age females are able to breed? the legal age of consent, right? what? no? you're telling me it's around 9 to 12? So what you're saying is, since the beginning of time up until just a few hundred years ago, people generally were fucking around age 10, but they were all wrong for doing it?

hmm.

>>743438619
Most humans can successfully breed at 13. So, OP's friend is not a child.

You, on the other hand....

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I love the way everyones having this civilisied convo about why no ones a child molester while posting loli with every post.

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>>743438458
im kindhearted or whatever so id want to see her doing well.

>>743438471
just cus you can doesnt mean you should. being taken advantage of sucks so its easy to not do it

>>743438556
sometimes i just buy cornflakes and add my own raisins and sugar

>>743438619
projecting your fetishes onto others is a sign of mental illness or in the least insecurity. i never said i want to touch her.

>>743438646
i like her sure. i think shes pretty cool. I wouldnt date her because of age and also we only met 2 months ago or so and have onyl seen eachother a few days a week. its new and stuff.

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>>743438774
girls were married at 14-15
boys at 12-13
but at that age most boys shoot blanks
so id take a year or two to load up good
so means girls back in the days were getting preggo at age of 16-17 for first time

>>743438896
fact of the matter is, what's wrong about relationships ISN'T the fact they're teenagers, it's the fact they lack critical life experience that just a few years brings. It is too easy for the relationship to be predatory and abusive, much like a relationship between two adults where one beats the other. The balance of power in the relationship is too far to one side.

>>743438708
This one is smart.

>>743439007
the loli is a bastardization of the topic and an easy way to mark posts as well as an eye catcher to the type of people id like answering my question.

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>>743438896
meant to click this in last reply

>>743436820
Just depends on how much you care about social conventions. I'm 28 and my professional life and social life would be take a major hit if I was caught hanging out with a 16 year old girl.

>>743439007
dude just go for it, two months is enough, it's not as if you met her yesterday
and it's not taking advantage of her, it's making her happy
go on, anon, make her live the dream, be her knight in shining armor!

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>>743439430
I dont have a social life really. I have a few friends but for the most part everyone from middleschool or highschool is either dead or doing hard drugs.

The opinions of my coworkers arent that important to me, its the convenience of not being hated for a silly reason im balancing on a new friendship

>>743436820
>age is just a number
Yeah and prison's just a room, if you were at the age of 18-22 it's not a problem (that's like a senior going out with a sophomore) but 28 year old going with a 16 year old is quite the doozie.

>>743439581
do you really think that ANYONE (barring maybe her dad) would seriously hate you for dating her?

>>743439443
even the tiny part of me that likes that idea knows its not a good one. its a lot easier to be an anchor and reliable etc when she knows im there as someone who cares and not just a person who sticks around cus hes getting laid. to get nothing from her but the friendship is a nice way to show its for her and not her likely hairless vagina

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>>743439786
there are some people who think they desurve more than they have and seeing others happy doing something they want like being friends with cute girls can cause jelousy and resentment. Call it paranoid dillusianal but 2 of the co workers i thought i was pretty friendly with have already been a bit standoffish and i conversate with (lets call her holly) way less than anyone else. i barely give her the time of day publicly.

>>743439431
>>743439431
>no squirting pussy juices
>no stream of piss
>no patch of wetness on the ground
>no beads of sweat
>no tongue sticking out
>no astericks-shaped butthole
>no heaving, lactating boobs
>no flushed cheeks
>no dick the size of couch ramming into her entire torso

The fuck is this?

>>743438708
Yes, when I was 16. Guess what, I was just as brain dead.
But then, I've never fucked a brain at any age. Not even once.
I've fucked a lot of pussy. In fact, I've always fucked pussy. Pussy doesn't talk. It ususally just lays there and takes a pounding.

I said fuck; not marry, settle down and have kids with.

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Stop smoking weed for a while.

This will have multiple benefits. You will determine whether she is into you or just in it for the weed. You might even attract someone closer to your age who has their shit together and find a better ride, literally and figuratively.

You'll also have a chance to clear your head, have more energy, and feel healthier for a little while. Might also change some opinions about you, idk what kind of smoker you are (hippie, stinky, hipster, progressive?).

Finally, it will also be a good challenge for yourself and if you can do it, you'll have a lot more respecy for your own willpower.

After a few months, go right back to the weed if you really feel like it didn't get in the way, and you'll have your answers.

(Also, if this girl can't wait two years, she isn't mature enough, plain and simple.)

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>>743439781
Im not concerned with going to jail for not committing any crime. I could be hanging out in her room at 4am and it still wouldnt be illegal. (we havent seen eachother outside work and i refused her my number the 2 times she asked)

>>743440045
Uh oh you dun did it now

>>743439830
how can you care more than loving her?

imagine this: you stay the orbiting friend and in a few months she tells you she started dating Chad from school
there you are, feeling like shit and sitting in the corner
timeskip a few months again, and there she is, no longer pure, no longer happy, and freshly dumped after she found out he cheater on her with about ten other sluts.
then chances are she'll join one of these jsw or feminazi cults and you'll lose her
FOREVER

is that the future you want? for you? for HER?

>>743440045
so, they're jealous, fuck 'em?
would you settle down with a 3/10 just so you won't have to deal with people being jealous of your hot wife?

>>743440205

Be upfront with this concern. If she isn't old enough to understand, she isn't old enough to date you. It's literally what the law exists for.

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>>743438619
>16 is a child
Are you being satirical or do you actually not know the age of consent in most states is 16?

>>743437528
>Americans really believe there is a switch that goes off when a person turns 18 that makes them adults

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>>743440119
/d/ is over there, ill catch up later

>>743440144
iv been on and off smoking since i was 14, iv discovered i really like it and will probably do it my whole life.

Im not interested in weather or not shes into me unless shes going to be hurt by not getting more than a friendship. She would have to understand if it came to that, thinking about it so far ahead isnt too useful.

fucking young girls was the norm untill recently. i dont see what the problem is

There are four strata of women in my life.
1st are the women I wouldn't fuck. Not even if they paid me. That's about two thirds of the female population.
2nd are the one's I would fuck, but wouldn't have conversations with, let alone marry, or settle down with.
3rd are the ones with whom I would have conversations, both before and after fucking.
And the final few are the ones I would settle down with, be loyal to, and have kids with. They are very rare and very few. Maybe 5 in my entire life. So far, I've only met 2.

>>743436820
Is she supplying the weed?

You're into some fucked up shit.

Girls at 16 aren't very confident about themselves (just starting to get their shit together) and she is probably confused at what to expect from you (even if she likes you).
Teenange girls are such a mess, they never know what they really want and they change their personalities every few months (ofc maybe she is not but mostly are) so I highly recommend you to not keep her too close. I think that the reply from the dude that suggested a siblings kind of friendship would be the best is very accurate.


Trust me, I have been in her place.

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>>743440332
Its not the same kind of love a person has for a wife. If she found someone I would be happy for her. If it went the way you said I would be dissapointed, but I wouldnt feel responcible. All I could do about that is to be her bf so she cant get a bad one. thats just a gamble of every relationship. she has to find a nice one on her own, and if she gets a few cheaters, at least she will have an example of a real man and know were out there.

>>743440349
im not trying to date her i just wanna be friends without people at work seeing us be friends.

>>743440484
they believe a lot of silly things. facts aren't important in groups

>>743440872
>All I could do about that is to be her bf so she cant get a bad one.
DING DING DING DING!!!!
>she has to find a nice one on her own
looks like she did, but the moron keeps pushing away her advances, he should just GROW A PAIR ALREADY

Just warning you rn don't fucking do it bro it's not worth it. If or when it backfires you'll regret it for the rest of your life.

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>>743440806
when she keeps askign me she is sayign she has the weed. i also have my own but im left to assume she doesnt know i have it at the moment.

>>743440816
ive put thought into this already. shes mature for her age. she left her boyfriend of a few months last week because he takes pills and gets drunk and does degenerate things

if i want adamant about just beign a good influence and someone to confide in etc, i wouldn't consider talkign to her at all

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>>743441082
It wouldnt be responcible. People need to learn and grow. people get hurt and they move on. Im a /b/ degenerate and even i know theres too big a gap between 16 and 28

>>743441202
ok, let's take the problem from another angle:
what makes you think you couldn't make her the happiest girl ever as her boyfriend?

>>743441355
age gap isn't really an issue, it just means you'll have an opportunity to teach her how to use a fax and she'll teach you about the trandy shit that happens today, lol

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>>743441555
k ready, some real almost self loathing shit coming just for you. i dont talk about stuff like this with friends or family because im a tower. but this is the internet and you dont know me so heres my insecurities..

I'm lowborn as fuck. Iv been working fulltime since i was 16 and dont have any money to show for it. I never new my dad and my mom is a criminal, currently in jail. My whole life iv been told im too smart for my age and im going to do such great things and etc etc but theres something in the way i think preventing me from making any sort of conquest in the physical world. im just not interested in people farming. In spite of my high grades and various technical skills i have no ambition whatsoever. theres a ton more, ill just post this now so you dont think im gone

>>743441942
well, that's a start, go on

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I think too much and speak too little, i let people take advantage of me because the ease of movement i get around people who are comfortable with me is a good trade off imo. i can do whatever i want and nobody bats an eye, recent developments aside, im being sloppy in this situation. More reasons why im less interested in a relationship is the way some of them have gone before, i dont entirely trust women anymore. love me one day leave me later etc, i have this experience with boys and girls as friends and girls as lovedones. i assume they get bored with me or need more money etc. those are the only reasons iv been given. Its possible it has somethign to do with how jelous i get. i wont show it but if im dating and my gf wants to hang out with a buy she likes alone it eats me from the inside. its not acceptable i know, its like a clingy youre mine and mine alone thing. i hope to be over it one day but i think it comes from abandonment issues or whatever i dont know

i dont think i would be the best for her. like someone else pointed out shes young and people grow up fast, i dont want to get to oattatched and thne let her break my heart too. if im just a friend its not hard to watch her leave, i have less invested. Right now i only care about how she feels, id rather not have to worry about myself by telling her something stupid like how i really feel.

>>743442421
nah.
sounds like you should really talk to her about it
and btw, it's not normal for a girlfriend to want to hang out wihout you, ESPECIALLY with another guy, that's like cheating 99% guaranteed
stop being a coward, chances are she still believes in love, and doesn't want to use you, and if you wait too much, she'll go bad and become just like the other ones

show your teeth, pup, you can't live by just being everyone's bitch forever

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>>743442859
youre trying to talk someone into dating a little girl :D

>>743443006
>little girl
>sixTEEN
>also legal to bang pretty much worldwide

and don't you see there's more to it than that?

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>>743436820
Fuck Anime. Anime is fucking trash. Anime is one of the most perverse inventions of western Jewish society and it must be stopped. Anime has been destroying our culture from the inside and these Chinese cartoons will do nothing but corrupt our youth. We do not need any more anime to perpetuate the existence of these filthy weeaboo. Not only is anime one of the most perverse creations, but it was also backed by many oppresive regimes such as Stalin and Hitler.

>>743443180
still it feels like i cant do that

maybe ill just not say anything about it and see how things go. if she asks me to hang otu again, i want to say yes, but i dont know how i could hint that we should be quiet about it for now because people are fags

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>>743443238

From the inventors of hitler and stalin, JAPANESE ANIMATION!

>>743443411
Just say it bluntly.

>>743443522
no pun intended?

>>743441942
>My whole life iv been told im too smart for my age and im going to do such great things and etc etc but theres something in the way i think preventing me from making any sort of conquest in the physical world.

If you'd ever spoken to anyone else about this sort of thing maybe you would know how common the sentiment is.

>>743443411
FUCK PEOPLE
think you should put her (an your) happiness on the line because of a few stern looks?
grow a pair, giving her a happy life (with you) could be the cog you need to move forward

>>743443681
iv read that happiness in intelligent people is rare and that the line between genius and psychopathy is thin. im probably just a psychopath.

>>743443711
its got to be too early if ever. a boyfriend has to say nice things and support you, it means more if im just no one

>>743443943
>its got to be too early if ever. a boyfriend has to say nice things and support you, it means more if im just no one
at this point just cut your balls off and give away everything you don't need to survive to charity.

>>743444203
Im not so charitable to everyone. im not sure why i feel the way i do about her.

>>743444283
because you're a coward looking for excuses.
helping her but also staying far away enough to run away as soon as you can
and if it wasn't for her age, you'd find some other bullshit like "she's way out of my league" or "i'm sure her family would hate my hair style"

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>>743444444
Wasted

>>743444444
CHECKED

>>743444444

Nice matching numbers man

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>>743444444
checked

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>>743444435
So youre tellign me there would be nothing stopping you?

Im positive my concerns arent irrational. Youre not completely wrong, I am afraid. Nobody wants ot be hurt and this type of thing causes a person to be about as vulnerable as possible. sayign something would put everything in her hands and ....................... no youre more than a little right. its because im scared.

>>743444444
literally one in a million

>>743436820
16 and wants to fuck? Are u retarded. M8 age is just a number. I mean the age of consent in a bunch of european countries is like 13-15. She's good to go, just keep it hush hush if you're in retard-merica

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>>743444444

OP

I have begun to theorize that pedos (attracted to little girls) are normal people but with some kind of neurological damage of deficiency within the frontal lobe of the cerebral cortex.
In essence, they are normal sexually, but lack the inhibition that prevents healthy individuals from wanting to fuck a child.
I base this theory on that case of the man who developed a tumor in the frontal lobe and began to act sexually promiscuously around his daughter. It's the only explanation i got besides it being a paraphelia.

What do you think of my theory OP?

>>743444626
dude, i wouldn't even hesitate (unless i was already in a relationship or she was very ugly).

i've been hurt because of things going too fast, but also for taking it too slow.
but i know, oh i know i can't be happy if i don't have someone. so i keep the hope, i keep trying and even if we both end up like a mess at the end, you'll keep going for the good times, and think less about the terrible backlash

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>>743444444
>>743444444
wow, six of them. ive nevver gotten so many before. its a sign, im going to work up the courage to tell her i want to have more than passing glances at work. if it goes bad i deserve whatever happens.

>>743445083
hope she can keep a secret, I wish you the best of luck

>>743445083
cheers, anon, i wish you two the best!

"live long and prosper" as they say!

(seriously, do it, if you pussy out i swear i'll psychically fuck your shit up)

>>743444996
I have a similar theory and also one tying gays to just being people who are hypersexualized and dont care if its from the same sex and it turns into a preference.

back to your question though, its possible. In my case i dont thinki have any physical brain damage but iv had what people equate to a rough childhood and when it comes to neglect and abandonment i imagine the idea that a child would be less likely to be promiscuous has somethign to do with it. the image of purity symbolized over the years etc. lolis are resistant to degeneracy. maybe theres somethign wrong with my brain, maybe its a logic circle, maybe kids are just hot and average people condition themselfs to not be aroused

>>743445083
Damm right you deserve it you sick fuck. Plying a kid with drugs because you're a pedo. I hope her dad beats your ass before Tyrone stuffs it.

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my heart is beating fast and i have butterflies...for a little girl...im definitely not alright.

>>743445486
shes the one plying me with drugs, i never offered her anything

>>743445550
eh your in love with someone who happens to be a bit younger than you.
im sure this is the first time its happened in human history but you shouldnt worry about that too much.

also slow your roll. tread cautiously. but fucking do it

>>743445550
she's not a little girl

well, i guess she could end up calling you daddy, but that's unrelated

tell you what, my parents met at similar ages, and they did stick together til death did part them, so don't worry about it too much

28/2 + 7 = 21
she's too young

just tell her you met a girl online or something

>>743445930
do you believe other bullshit on top of being a mythomaniac?

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>>743445930
>>743444444

i got SEX-tuplets over this topic, its too late to back out now.

>>743446065
well at least you've made up your mind

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>>743445385
>hypersexualized
I think this might actually be true.
1. they act hypersexual
2. I get turned on by homosexual sex acts, yet have no desire to be in a relationship with men because i am not attracted to them
3. no homosexual relationship lasts

>maybe theres somethign wrong with my brain
could be entirely that. If she is indeed acting sexually premiscuous to you and it's not just your imagination, then it would make sense why you would be attracted.

Here is a little experiment. Is gif related sexy, yes or no?

I have a fur fetish, but i'm positive that most any guy will find it sexy because it contains an element of spunk/pizzazz that makes the opposite sex attractive, in combination with feminine features.

Whether the love is real or not and whether you are fucked in the head or not, you should avoid enacting any intercourse with her until she is old enough (18). post-teen pre-women (16) tend to get attracted to guys and seek sex from them quite vehemently, however their promiscuity means they lack the rigor required for a more permanent relationship.
Love is more than sex.

However, if you just want sex from her then do what you will. Just know i will be judging you.

>>743446038
im not a mythomaniac

>>743445930
>age / 2 + 7
>not age / 7 + 2

>>743446180
>the hehe i like little girls meme

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>>743446158
gif is arousing. Im abnormal though. Not for 4chan, I mean generally. Furries are common here.

same same with the guy thing too. when i was young i did some dictouchign with my friends. ages like under10-14ish had sex with a girl at 14 and its been only women since then. memories of it and boys the age i was still do it for me a little sometimes, its really specific, but the thought of kissing a man or being in a relationship with one is so much no and unappealing in every way.

>>743446485
totally different anon
yep
sex with a guy is nice.
drunken sex with a guy is really nice.
a relationship with a guy is impossible.

>>743436820
She wants you for your weed

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>>743446158
forgot rest of answer. if i fucked her i would want to marry her. if i was going to go that far it would be everything. i dont know im ready for all the possibilities of that. most of all i wouldn't want to be hurt it would be so ironic considering all of this. for now i would be pleased as punch just beign friends and talking outside of work somtimes,

If your a cook just be more fucking cook like to her on the job.

>>743446736
take the risk or leave it alone
or youll start developing even heavier feelings and she'll slip away while your in the shouldnt-have-been friend zone

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>>743446736
> i would be pleased as punch just beign friends and talking outside of work somtimes,
god bless you anon. As long as it remains friendhsip until ready then it is fine.
>Question: does she look 16 or does she look 20?

>>743446485
I really think for individuals like you, me and >>743446647
our brains are wired in such a way that our sexual attractions are less limited. In other words, our mind has less in-built sexual inhibition.

Sometimes this fact scares me, because i worry what would happen if i did no have the cognitive inhibition in place of the natural inhibition. This is why i never drink more than 1 glass of alcohol.

>>743446950
if she moves that fast its probly not best to get wrapped up in anyway. ill let her know i want to see her more than i let on. that should be enough

>>743447104
i equate it to more than just a sex life. if youre the type of person to hold right and wrong on personal values rather than what your neighbors think youre probly more likely to have unique sexual desires as well

>>743447104
smart man

>>743447104
To expand on such an idea. This japanese experiment seems to verify that all humans have this innate attraction underlying the consciousness, and that some of us just have natural inhibitors preventing us from being too promisciousous.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OZ8w-qcHvNQ
I call this inhibition theory: we are incredibly sexual creatures, but typically can control our sexual behaviour on a subconcious level. Sometimes, however, there are exceptions which cause increased or decreased levels of inhibition (asexual and hypersexual respectively).

>>743436820
Just fuck her mouth. I don't think that's illegal. Enjoy!

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>>743447345
i didnt click the link yet but to add what i think to this before seeing it

I think if people werent brough up in shame of certain things degeneracy would be rampant, everyone would fuck kids and dogs, and there would be no natural order. but because of the undertones of society things appear to work from the outside and kids grow up thinking if they want to be gay theyre going to face conciquences. a majority take the easy path and then you have what looks like a norm and a deviant path from it. really some people are free thinkers from birth and telling them somethings wrong doesnt change thier opinion of it. sometimes it changes thier opinions but not urges and you get self hating people with uncontrollable compulsions

i know that jerking off to furries and assfucking guys is fine as long as everyones in on it. thats why im not gay. i was never told it wasnt an option, i naturally prefer vaginas and all the other things women have that men dont.

>>743440479
state wise yes but population wise probably not

>>743447275
>i equate it to more than just a sex life. if youre the type of person to hold right and wrong on personal values rather than what your neighbors think youre probly more likely to have unique sexual desires as well
Interesting idea. Could there be a positive correlation between individualistic thinking and sexual deviance? Or could it be that one thinks more independently because their mind deviates from the norm (causal relationship)?

>smart man
thanks. I'm ISTP so i tend to try to find solutions to questions on my mind as my modus oparandi.

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>>743447367
if she offerd me a bj i honestly hope i would have the courage to refuse it. she could so quickly go from seeing me as a relyable person who sticks around cus shes cool, to a everydude who sticks around for bjs. for some reason im really on the idea of not letting her feel like shes doing anythign special to keep me around

>>743447800
hey you know just confess to her before and it'll be fair
maybe she's as jealous as you and would do anything to keep you, who knows?

>>743447789
I havent pinpojnted weather its sexual activity in the brain or just hightened inteligence that causes all of it. i often feel like im no smarter than you or anyone else, i just apply myself differently. life if 2 identical people lived separate lifes, one bodybuilding and one studying all day etc.

in society people have certain roles to fill where certain skills are important and some arent. some spend time making social bonds and some can name all the pokemon. the same brains are being used for different things. i dont want to be a ceo, i want to spend time with those i care about. money would just be a proxy for me.

>>743438189
He meant google search the age of consent in the U.S.

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>>743447104
she deff looks really young. if anyone saw me with her they would assume sister or something. I look young for 28, but she looks really young.

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>>743447589
My potato is struggling to connect so bear with me.

>I think if people werent brough up in shame of certain things degeneracy would be rampant, everyone would fuck kids and dogs, and there would be no natural order.
I would agree that one can have guilt associated with their sexual deviance (such as me with my fur-faggotry) but i greatly doubt that everyone wants to fuck a dog or something. Before society existed (think caveman era) there were still standards of what is and what is not sexually moral (if you fuck a dog, thats disguting) even though there was no society. I think sexual deviance might also be distinct or excluded from inhibition theory, since no one (who is normal) wants to fuck shit because that's gross, and yet scatophilia is a thing.

tl;dr - sexual deviance is different form sexual inhibition.

>>743440518

You realize you've permanently stunted your cognitive development by smoking from such a young age, right? That there are parts of your brain that never got the chance to grow because of your drug indulgence?

It doesn't matter now that you're 28, but you should know you're fucked in the head.

As for your predicament, I once dated a girl who smoked a ton of pot. Whenever she was high or drunk, she'd always be totally on me. Whenever she was sober, however, she'd be bitchy, and standoffish.

Case in point, her inhibitions may be lowered from the weed. Hang out with her without smoking, see how she reacts to you.

>>743437497
I am and I want to be bullied for it.

>>743448212
keep it as a friendship relationship then until she sexually matures (develops secondary sexual characteristics). Or would that make you no longer attracted to her?

OP word to the wise: just don't do it. You're in a position of authority as a chef. Go bust a nut. Then imagine what others would think if word got out. Congrats you get to cum once, but is it worth it. Girls probably too emotional and the weed isn't helping. have to learn to be paranoid OP.

It isn't about morals anymore. It's about your livelihood and social status, your sense of security and the law.

>>743446158

> Here is a little experiment. Is gif related sexy, yes or no?
> I have a fur fetish, but i'm positive that most any guy will find it sexy because it contains an element of spunk/pizzazz that makes the opposite sex attractive, in combination with feminine features.

I know it's hard to understand, because you're a fucking degenerate, but the snake parts kill any sort of sexual attraction. Most normal people would say that. Are you really so delusional that you can't understand how that would be a turn-off?

>>743448326
>>743448238
these OP.
She might just be messed up by the weed.
See if she is willing to go without it, it's stunting her cognitive development.

>>743448227
on one end, dogs do hump anything when they're horny
on the other, i think people (or "families")
with similar morals (or tolerant towards similar stuff) would unite and protect their own, witch may or may not be a good thing, depending on what "protect" truly means

>>743448317
dude, she's 16, not 13, she's going to stay petite

>>743436820
Can i visit you my boy?

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>>743448227
I would conciser fuckign a dog or a horce or pretty much whatever. i dont see anything inherently gross about it beyond the same things with fuckign a stranger.

I havent done any shit with animals i just never thought it was gross. this could be cecause when i was developing sexually, personal computers were just getting popular and a friend and i would download random shreware from programs like KaZaa. Lots of old beastiality on that. Since it was some of the first port i saw i guess it normalized in my brain and along with robinhood and starfox etc, contributes to why i like furries.


>>743448238
the first part is contested, a lot of the studies that claim weed hurts your developing brain were released during a time where the government was regulating and pouring propaganda out of b-2 bombay doors. im pretty sure it hasnt had much of a negative impact on me and more recent studies say it actualyl premotes growth of the synapses in the brain which would increase inteligence.

im probly fucked in the head sure, but that was before i started smoking.

I like this advice, its solid and iv seen similar things in my time. this is something ill do if it goes anywhere

we dont smoke at work that much so most of our interactions are sober. not much test data yet though

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OP, as much as you claim to NOT want to fuck this girl, the fact that you created this thread and keep responding to it implies that you secretly want people to tell you to fuck social norms, fuck what people think, and eat from the sweet, sweet forbidden fruit that is this beautiful teenage girl.

Come on, OP, just confess, so you can deal with the real problem.

>>743448502
>I know it's hard to understand, because you're a fucking degenerate, but the snake parts kill any sort of sexual attraction. Most normal people would say that. Are you really so delusional that you can't understand how that would be a turn-off?
I know that normal healthy individuals will not be attracted to deviant things. My theory is that it is not so much the snake factor but the nature of human sexual behavior.
Instead, tell me if >>743445936 turns you on. For me it doesn't.
I'm just trying to understand human sexuality anon, any help would be appreciated.
Perhaps my inhibition theory is wrong (but i would like to think it is right). What od you think causes sexual attraction to abnormal topics of attraction?

>>743448543
>on one end, dogs do hump anything when they're horny
yes. But humans don't (except the mentally retarded/ill ofc).

>>743437803
Pretending like you're not already fb friends

>>743443238
you know Gomer Pyle from the Andy Griffith show is a faggot right? lel

>>743437322
Do you have Any pictures you can share?

>>743436820
>shes 16.

MODS !!!

>>743448502
anon, the whole interest of monstergirls is the sapience and shape of humans with some exotic bits

>>743448905
because we use our hands, mostly

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>>743448317
im not that into just looks. iv been with fatties and stuff its really about how they treat me and themselfs. it just so happens that this one is really arousing. getting older wouldnt change that for her, im sure the opposite.

>>743448326
i care about exactly 0 of those 4 things. its not about sex, i just ant to be friends. if sex happens thats bonus material and also probly a hasstle

>>743448510
yes this will happen

>>743448543
would rate her 8/10 and shes failry childlike in appearance still. creeped her facebook for the first time during thread and shes been on a path of getting hotter and hotter

>>743448726
massachusetts

>>743436820
>I smoked a joint directly after work with her last week and now she thinks were besties.

Nope, she just thinks she can get free weed from you.

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>>743443238
Fuck you in the eye.
Shitbag.

ages 7-11
any sexual interest especially that you develop in those years to some degree never goes away.
i was rejected by girls in my elementary school. so part of me still wants that. i was watching porn at 7 so naturally the whole idea was there. by 14 i had graduated to more hardcore sex slave/rape fetishes. older teens to adults, the age didnt really matter.
and since coming to 4chin ive been tip-toeing over loli and female abuse threads. even some more questionable types to both extents.
psychoanalyze my shit. cause it seems like 7-11 are key years for this shit

>>743436820
Dude, ur about to.get a corruption charge just for smoking with her.

Kiss ur future good bye

>>743449054
>because we use our hands, mostly
I'm pretty sure you don't see guys grabbing girls at random either.
nvm, thats rape.
Even then though, its pretty rare.

>>743449064
>8/10
>has quite probably a crush on you
>you had doubts if you should
dude, even if you think internal beauty counts more, you can't deny that an art piece is better than a lard piece

>>743448827

Lolis don't do anything for me. If you're interested in the specifics of human sexuality, there are probably plenty of college thesis papers or lectures from professors that delve into the topic, with official studies and whatnot. You'd be better served in that way than by asking randos on /b/.

Just for the sake of interesting discussion, I think abnormal sexual desires stem partially from birth, and partially from your first sexual experiences as you were growing up.

I've always really liked girls with pale skin, blue eyes, and bright blonde hair. I know this because the first girl I ever had a serious crush on had those traits. Whether I was born with that desire or not, I've ended up getting crushes on any girl with those traits my whole life. I believe it also ties in with finding innocent/cute-looking girls attractive, as opposed to women with raw sex appeal.

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>>743448775
i obviously want to fuck her thats not the point of the tread because i intend not to. this thread is about "people are gona see us beign friends and assume were fucking, this could effect my job, should i tel lher to keep it secret, not be friends at all, or just do what i want and work somewhere else if it comes to that"

>>743448965
there are reasons im not sending her a request

>>743448996
idk maybe well see.

>>743449083
then why would she ask to smoke blunts with her 2 times before i ever mentioned i even smoke? she claims smoking to be pretty much all she does other than work, i think its more likely she just had no other commonground before i started slipping some shared interests

>>743449331
>rape is rare
wonder why cptn fuckstick

>>743449206
Basically me except I wanted to be dominated by an older woman, still do and want to be dominated by a loli.

>>743449338
> I think abnormal sexual desires stem partially from birth, and partially from your first sexual experiences as you were growing up.
more of the freudian theory, ye?
It sounds reasonable. Human sexual deviance being a by-product of prime sexual experience (and thus setting the modus operandi) in combination with set neurological programming (thus the disproportional tendency for autists to be furries or gay).

>>743449365
k nigga
don't post pictures of her, get closer and react positively to her advances

if all she does is smoking there's a high chance she's lonely as fuck, go help her (and you know exactly what i mean with that)

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>>743449206
linking early sexual activity to high intelligence.

like awakening the brain prematurely

>>743449287
lock me up, this is what i conciser freedom and without the ability to do minor things i please such as smoke with friends, in between my working and sleeping then idgaf.

>>743449331
some places thats fine *(i dont agree with it but just saiyan if youre not strong enough to say no your words arent gonan do it for you)

>>743449380
>wonder why cptn fuckstick
don't need to get so angery.
>Basically me except I wanted to be dominated by an older woman
>(intiation) "ooh my back"
>(during) "anon could you get my medicine?"
>(post sex) "ooh derie, do you want me to bake you some cookies?"

>>743449482
>>>
>>743449695

>>743449482
my submissive side somewhat bleeds into my femininity type tendencies. and i satisfy those when im with a guy.
not often still
but yeah im one of the guys above talking about gay sex but not being able to hold a relationship with a male.

also that hypersexual bit seems to make more sense as the years go on

>>743436820
where i am from age of consent is 14, and she's 16 so i see no real issue here, she's basically a developed consenting female at this time in her life, in her prime if you will.

The only thing i can see wrong is her maturity level, from the sounds of it she thinks that smoking dank buds is hella rebellious and hitting on older men to get back at her parents. It's definitely just a phase for her and you happened to be caught in the middle of the shit storm that is teen life. I would advise you to tread with caution. you can fuck her but dump her ass and treat her like a hoe because she's just being young dumb and wanting to be full of cum. she will look back on this experience and think of how much of a creep u are

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Heh cmon now OP. Not only are you braindead fucking retarded but you also wanna fuck a child? What kinda sick pervert would throw his whole life away for a little girl? A stupid dummi pervert! Thats you OP!

>>743449695
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butthurt

>>743449365

It depends somewhat on your job what your next move is.

I've had teenage girls flirt with me before, but they lost interest after long periods of my not reciprocating. Your girl, again, may just be horny, not feeling for you. Don't be surprised if she seems to stop showing interest in you once you make your attraction clear. Bitches tend to get bored when the guy reciprocates, it means they don't have to try anymore.

But, lets assume you're going to have sex with her. Because as much as you say you're fine without it, I don't believe you. I think you're really into this chick, but the concerns of your superego are getting in the way. So lets see how we deal with them.

Is your job an average one? How long have you been there? Could you rather easily leave, and find a new place if your coworkers didn't like you?

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shes blonde and i never liked blondes before her

her eyes are olive/green they look blue strait on but theyre olive as fuck when you see from the sides.

petiete mostly flat but theres stuf fthere

at work she wears amazingly small shorts and she has a killer loli body theres no other way to describe what im tryign to say.

smooth skin, clear, her eyes are like mine. degenerate anime character eyes. like shes seen a lot already. really mature.

she blew me a kiss through the window just fucking aroudn today, maybe to test my reaction. i cant describe how ifelt. it was slow motion,. the best thing id seen in more than 3 years. really indescribable i cant even

>>743449911
>if the escape route is sufficient, the risk is worth it.
hide yo kids! hide yo wife!

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>>743444444
>>743444719
>>743445083
>>743446065

>>743449911
he works the deep fryers at mcdonalds, how else do you think he talks to young fresh meat?

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>>743449768
youre hurting my feelings.

genuinely

>>743449793
everyones focusing on the least likely outcome

>>743449911
Its average. been there 4 years, lower than my average, could work anywhere else and would take a few dollar paycut. its more the jobisnt super hard and they pay not terrible in comparison to most places.

>>743436820
See
>>743437166

Dubs speak truth mah niggah. She is just using you, and will cry fake rape when you stop giving her free shit.

women learn that trick very early. don't get trapped.

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>>743450045

That's pretty much it, though. If this guy can easily find a new job, why does it matter if people start thinking ill of him?

>>743450037

This is a miserable world, full of heartbreak and regret. But you'll regret it forever if you don't go for it, anon. Follow your passion, even if it leads you astray.

>>743449762
You're a soon to be, could have been murderer my man.
That's one thing most all have in common.
Maybe grow up.

>>743437577
Well....

Considering that pic you posted shows you're already into child porn... you're a pedo.

trying to defend this friendship is just fooling yourself.

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>>743450355
This stupid dummi perv is actually asking a bunch of other super horny dummi's what to do about his child crush problem and actually expecting them to not focus on the capital F?

STUPID
DUMMI
PERVERT
!

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>>743450115
wow sixes and sevens all loli.

>>743450439
as time passes the yolo gets stronger.

i mean whats the worst that could possiby happen anyway? Shes jk, i get cucked, then I go to jail and get gangraped by niggers?

>>743450590
bully me too!

>>743450037
dude, what are you even still doing here?
go talk to her, say you want to hang out and shit

>>743450569
not going to have sex, pedo anyway

>>743436820
What are you?
A FAGGET???

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>>743450569
i love some lolis

>>743450518
i couldve been a murderer, sure.
i could also have been a circus clown.

i dont think theres any relation to being hypersexual and being a murderer though.

also i highly doubt it has anything to do with growing up. im 24 now and this shit doesnt just grow up and out of you.
unless by "grow up" you mean go work myself to death to the point all i have time to do is drink myself to sleep and wish i didnt feel so hollow just to go back to work and repeat the process until i snap.
then i could be a murderer again

>>743436820
What would you possibly have in common?

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>>743450661
>he thinks he deserves Zangyuka-sans attention
Fuck off.

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>>743450662
i dont have her number cus i didnt take it when she tried ot give it to me but in my wallet i have a flashcard she wrote f u on and gave it to me like it was a slip to cook. i kept it cus its special lol retarded. if i was going to talk to her right now i would have to message her facebook which im not doing, i dont know if shes the onyl one with acess to that. i know her address. im deffenetly not walking to her house though. she lives with her parents and iv never gone there or anythign so i dont know which window is hers, its full of problems. ill probably have to wait till i see her at work and then wait for a time were aloneish

>>743450627
going to jail is the easy part. the worst outcome of this is getting a decent job, no one wants to hire a sexual predator, so if you have any diplomas or qualifications you can kiss those goodbye

>>743450785
See, that attitude right there.
Grow up and be a fucking man.
Don't like reality? Fucking change it. Simple as that.
Be a fucking man and not a whiny baby.

>>743436820
>16 yo
>smokes blunts
>doesnt even mention other men in thread
kys faget

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>>743450627

Yes, there's a chance you get in trouble. Yes, there's a chance she doesn't like you back. And yes, there's a chance she hurts and uses you. I would obviously not advise you to do anything illegal, but it seems like you're really struggling with your feelings for this girl. Just let go, and go for it. I have feeling you'll be all the better for it.

>>743450880
What can I do to earn that attention?

>>743440119
It's art baka

>>743450937
"be a man"
"be a man"
"change reality"
you arent saying anything of any value. nor are you attempting to explain any point your apparently trying to make.
im not being a man because im most likely hypersexual?
im not being a man because i think theres no relation to being hypersexual and a murderer?
im not growing up cause i dont want to work to the point i literally have no time to have a personality?
i dont understand

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>>743450718
no i like girls and very much dislike things in my ass.

>>743450739
me2

>>743450785
i have some "normal people dont think this way" stuff i kepe in check. i think of it lie ka last resort. like a "i dont have to kill myself because i could survive by eating people". but like i sid last resort. i still dont like hurting people who i dont feel desurve it specifically.

>>743450838
horror, mythology, occult stuff like astrology, we both live in a small fishign town so we have the fishing village kids skills and enjoy the ocean and small islands. exploring natural formations and wildlife, smokign tons of weed and thinking were better off than the people who are happy but ignorant. are we? no probly not, but its fun to pretend youre good at something or somehow better. its a fantasy dotn be mad.

>>743450894
hold on, have you ever checked if there's anything on the card?
>inb4 non nude risqué picts and her number

>>743450627
doing nothing and letting your chance run away might be even worse than any trouble you two could get into

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>>743451087
Die.
>>743451126
Just fuck off already kid honestly. At this rate it sounds like shes more mature then you. Stupid pedo filth. Just go and die alone or something.

>>743436820
im 26, dating a 16yo. legal in australia, parents love me and my town doesnt think anything of it. time to move

>>743451117
You're outlook.
That out look on life you have right there. I already fucking said that before.
Maybe someday someone will give you the asswhopping you deserve.
Maybe then you'll grow up.

>>743451126
>smoking weed is something in common
Nigga that's like saying "Well, we're both ADHD".
You gonna talk about what weed you smoke all day? Really?

>ITT: OP is too retarded to be friends with someone without being alone with them

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>>743450968
i dont understand what youre trying to say about not mentioning other men. what would that have to do with anything. also i didnt mention she just left a relationship so that would be another man no?

>>743451005
i want to believe

>>743451117
he was born rich and his parents baught him a car so he thinks hes in control of his own destiny, leave him alone he cant see thigns for how they are hes never had to struggle or obtain anything from scratch.

>>743451192
Please more.

>>743451126
M8
If you like her then go for it
If not just be clear with her and hope she's not crazy

Either way good luck

>>743438189
>when you prove you're retarded

>>743451192
Haha, haha. A grown man who watches anime calling someone else an immature pedo.

Please be bait.

>>743451327
Yeah, I mean I was born in poverty and now own my own company.
But I didn't earn and get what I have now, sure.

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>>743436820
I live in england were this shit is legal but i think What matters is if you both want each other go for it

>>743451126
>i have some "normal people dont think this way" stuff i keep in check. i think of it like a last resort
i dont understand what you mean with this
also i never said anything about hurting anyone. i have fetishes and fantasies about horrid things and have since a very early age but in reality im the type to not want to harm a moth or similar small creature.

>>743451344
Also checkem

Everybody is saying who and who isn't a pedo.

While posting loli.

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>>743451338
Pathetic, you worms are.
>>743451393
>grown man
>watches anime
>immature
>bait
Your first week here pal?

>>743451344
This

>>743451313
>if he doesnt understand my vague explanation maybe hitting him will get the point across
this is ignorance speaking

>>743451527
Maybe get some reading comprehension?

>>743451485
Your response lacks any form of argument. You're a manchild looking down on someone else for being a manchild.

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>>743451142
it just says "F U" i thought it was cute.

>>743451192
You dont have to push people away, i think youre cool without you acting tough

>>743451203
the dream. gfs parents always love me, i havent put thought into it cus its to early but the prospect of meeting this girls parents is intimidating.

>>743451323
youre right. i have trouble in groups. one on wone with anyone is the way im comfortable. people are only open and honest 1 on 1. they pretend to like and dislike things that prevent true friendship when tryign to please many at once.

>>743451582
because thats clearly your strong point

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>>743451327

Believe. You know, deep down, you'll regret having never gone for it. Now, run from this thread! Go, go get her, and don't return until you've given it your best. However it goes, we'll be here.

>>743451485
Yes I am, I'm sorry for being so pathetic.

>>743451628
You really can't read I guess.

>>743451412

is she 18? if so, sauce?

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>>743451584
>response
>argument
Your mistake was trying. I argue nothing because no one is wrong or right. You know nothing about me, I you. To the casual observer im conversing with myself at the moment. Yet I struggle on. Convinced myself I seek not to convince, and so, etc.
>>743451608
Push nothing, cool nothing. You are talking about dating a child and im telling you she seems more mature then you do. You are asking perverts to help you decide what to do about it and im telling you you dont deserve her and you would only fuck it up. Dumb ass pervert.
>>743451719
Why this thread?

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>>743451357
>implying knowing the answers in advance doesn't increase your score

>>743451402
did you get there while beign a good christian?

>>743451442
like my empathy is learned and if i wanted to be a murderer it wouldnt take much to make the change, but i would never come back from it.

>>743451505
thx 4 support

>>743436820
FUCK THAT BITCH FAGGOT!

>>743451608
>people never lie or pretend to like things one on one
And you say you think you're better than people who aren't smart and are happy...
Seems to me, you're at least plenty naive.
>I'm worried about what people will think about me while judging and feeling superior to others
Sounds like some real fucking heavy projection there, bud. Have you considered that whether or not you're banging some chick might not be the most important thing in their lives?

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>>743451630
maybe ill do an update version of this later this week.

shes been working weird days so its hard to tell when shes gonna be there

>>743451803
your statement implies im going to ask her to marry me and not just to be friends

>>743451805
I'm not religious but if you mean by not stabbing backs and being a good man then yeah I did.

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Girls you'd fuck, but found out about/met/were drawn to by an attribute other than their physical attractiveness. Girl in pic related makes memes on Instagram.

>>743451803
What other threads are there?
I don't see a bully thread. But I can make one if people will participate.

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>>743451938
You're asking a den of lolicons and traps if you should just be friends with a 16 year old girl who has a crush on you?

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>>743452036
God damnit just shut the fuck up already you stupid piece of shit. This thread is not for you and no one fucking cares about you.

>>743451915
youre misquoting me. it would be more accurate to say

>people are less likely to lie or pretend to like things one on one

>I'm worried about what people will think about me while judging and feeling superior to others

to correct this again, its not about what people think its about real life repercussions to things people have strong opinions with legal backing for.

i didnt say i would like to fuck this child without people being mad. im sayign i would like to hang out with her without people thinking were fucking, and then getting fired or given a hard time at work, where im literally bound by contract to do what im told, even if its not fair.

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>>743436820
Little fingers dead you pedophiles

>>743452037
>den of
How dare you. I'm neither a lolicon or a trap. I come here for the intellectually stimulating discourse, for such wonderful insightful retorts as
"lol u"
"no u"
"you're mother"
"lol ratard"

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>>743452016
this looks very similar to the girl

>>743452037
wondering why im not asking "our lady of salvation"s opinion?

>>743436820
same here...I let her give me a blowjob and now she wants me to be her first...i dont know if I should do it

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>>743451938

Please do update us! I'm curious how this will go!

>>743452135
But how can I when being insulted like that feels so good?

>>743451805
empathy and never coming back from that change, now that i can understand. (slightly off topic but not very much uncommon i believe)
but i am curious
would you not be able to come back from it because you would enjoy it or is it just the switch it would take to get to that point being final?

>>743451938
>maybe ill do an update version of this later this week.
you should, even if it's just to force you to have something to report

>>743452189
sounds like people already know she has a crush on you, i doubt it'll change much if you just dive in

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>>743452210
more of this

also iv been here for more than 10 years and this is my most sucessful thread ever. i even got sextuplits. theres obviously something to this. something supernatural.

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>>743452210
nou, its spelt nou
Fucking faggot.
>>743452306
I wonder nothing, you will fail.
>>743452363
Dunno...

>>743452389
I can name three threads right now that happened a week ago that are better then this shit thread.

>>743452467
Well then... Please continue.

>came for a fap
>got stuck in intellectual debate
im okay with this

>>743451608
>people are only open and honest 1 on 1. they pretend to like and dislike things that prevent true friendship when tryign to please many at once.
>>743452189
>youre misquoting me.
Nigga pls. You're backpedaling hard, and asserting inferences that I didn't say. I said they had more important things going on in their life than whether or not you've banged her, not that you're trying to. Pushing "NO I SWEAR I'M NOT TRYING TO FUCK HER" this hard just seems fucking Freudian at this point. If you're that goddamn insecure, just fucking tell her your dilemma face to face and stop asking fucking /b/ for advice.

>tl;dr Grow up, put your big boy pants on, and talk out your problems to people your'e in relationships like an adult

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>>743452511
Should or shouldnt I?
>>743452589
No you arent, and no you arent.

>>743452633
nou

>>743452389
FUCK YOU I WON'T DO WHAT YOU TELL ME!

>>743452467
>Fucking faggot.
Thanks, man. I forgot that one. Also,
>no u

>>743452633
Please yes. I want it bad.

>>743452384
i see it as a point of no return kind of thing. i was born without empathy but i learned it early. aside from things that happend so early i dont count them, iv never been malicious. i tend to help those who need it and at risk of sounding white knight, im white knight as fuck. but thats not entirely me. its an act an outward act. i like what i get from it. the way peole treat me. they look up to me. everytone thinks im smart and polite and i dont even have to try hard i have it down to a science of micro expression what people want and expect and i play them. that beign said i enjoy "beign a good guy" i dont take pleasure in being selfish or putting myself first. i would rather have none, give you all of it and i will be happy as a result of your happyness. however. theres that little part of everyone that wants the end. if i lost it i would be fullscale kidnapping and making human flesh lapshades. moving from house to house weekly eating the occumapnts and iving off thier property til i wanted to moveon, usually days or weeks at a time in isolated areas. i imagine i would want to eat only attractive women. it gets pretty deep. you can ask more if you realyl want to know.

point is i would be going from im a good guy and always have been to these acts are iredeemable and im going to be a monster now and forever

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yawn, post cats instead, cats are real.

>>743452633
I want all images of this set.

>>743452763
so
>these acts are iredeemable and im going to be a monster now and forever
you draw that line at only murder? ultimate sin or something?

>>743452763
>tfw empathy CAN actually be taught
Psychology is fucking fascinating.

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>>743452675
heh
>>743452705
Songs terrible anon...christ sake.
>>743452706
i cant, its too early, im sorry anon.
>>743452899
oh ye fuck boi? what are you and your ability to check the filename gunna fuckin do bout it?

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>>743452608
Youre telling me to rush into something without looking first. im going to take it slow as planned. as of yet i have no intentions of fucking her. even if she wanted to im not going to at this point. various reasons including safety. were going to talk it over, but im not just gonna come out and say a bunch of crazy shit out of nowhere. its been a nice pace.

>>743452956
Aww, that's okay. Thanks anyway for indulging me and telling me straight!

>>743452964
>Youre telling me to rush into something without looking first.
No, I'm telling you to put on your big boy pants and discuss relevant concerns to someone you have a relationship with, like an adult.
Jesus Christ, for someone this fucking worried about being seen in public with a teenager, you're sure as shit acting like one.

>>743452956
Wait for your dumb ass to keep posting them like you are.

>>743452936
murders a good place to call it, though killing isnt the same thing imo. I feel like if i take the life of a random person it would shatter my idea of self morality and the need to preserve it would be pretty much over. im talking raped killed and eaten and maybe not in that order.

>>743452944
absolutely. it took being emotionally hurt before realizing i had the ability to do that to people, what can cause it, and that i probably shouldn't.

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>>743453027
shut the fuck up.
>>743453111
^

>>743452956
>Songs terrible anon...christ sake.
What's that? Can't hear you over all of these fucks I don't give. Could you speak up, please?

>>743452763
Are faggots teenagers larping or something?
This is the cringiest shot I've read all day.

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>>743453161
ratm is literally one of the worst bands to come out of that decade anon. And I loved korn, so you know where I stand as far as that decade goes.....

>>743437936
This is the best advice that ive seen. You could probably smoke but rarely. Big brother role hopefully puts the fucking element out the picture for both of you. If you need be helpful and a bit condecending in front of other coworkers like your just trying to helo but you dont think she knows anything; that should help get rid of the public fucking opinon.

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>>743453095
we dont really have any relationship to speak of yet. thats why this thread was created, as of right now were not even secretly friends

>>743453129
>it took being emotionally hurt before realizing i had the ability to do that to people
All I can hear in my head is "PEOPLE DIE IF THEY ARE KILLED!"

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>>743453200
welcome to what the kid sitting next to you in every class in every school in the united states is thinking.