My gf just sent me this In a text. How do I respond?

>>743427311
how long have you been together?

send her a meme about hitting the road.

Tell her to make you a fucking sandwich stop neong a cunt and give you a blowjob or keep being the beta u are and reply lol

Tell her she's a fucking cut and kick her ass back into the kitchen so she can blow you while making you a sandwich.

Fucking cunt.

>>743427423
5 years and we have 2 kids together.

Depends how much more money you make than her M8. You might not have a leg to stand on.

>>743427481
This guy gets it

>>743427533
She is a stay at home mom. I am the only one in the house that works. I pay all the bills including her car payment, insurance and her phone.

>>743427427
Hey, we both matched!

We both know women are fucking cunts!

>>743427311
dont respond, thats what she wants

Make some random girl laugh, put your arm around her, take a selfie

send ur gf the resulting pic

>>743427311
Dump her.

>>743427640
I mean i like women. They just gotta know their place

This thread is only proving the meme right

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>>743427611
Your life sucks

>>743427725
Exactly, broski

>>743427311
Perfect now only if she has a job too

>>743427611
If you pay most of the bills and are the primary bread winner, then she doesn't have a leg to stand on. How old are the kids Anon?

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>>743427311
"Oh shit, no way that would work with someone like you who's gonna be so busy working 60+ hours a week as a high paid executive in a fortune 100 healthcare organization."

>>743427898
2 and 8 months

>>743427781
Go back to your dungeon, Cuck!

>>743427882
> 2017
> single job household

Kek

>>743427311
remind her of who is earning the money

>>743427611
>>743427898

yeah shes just being a bitch, you guys made an implicit deal and if she cant handle her side of it, that's her fault. Bluff and tell her to get a job and you'll pick up more slack around the house. She'll freak but then stop bugging you in a day or two. She'll realize she has no ground.

>>743427311

*When a girl says she wants a guy who provides for her, outearns her, pays on the dates and she refuses to do a little bit of housework to contribute to him carrying the team*

Send a pic of a girl getting dumped.

>>743428142
This reads of peasantry.

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>>743427989
Nigga ask her to get a job or quit complaining. What an entitled cunt.

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>>743427611

>>743427973
Seriously OP send this and post results

stfu, Galan

>>743427311
Show her who's boss by chaining her up in the basement and using her as a sex slave

>>743427518
this is your fault

Yeah. If both have a job where you do about the same hours you both should help around the house equally.

She might just find it funny and decided to send it to you...

>>743428142
>> 2017
>> single job household
2017
Just not having a good job
>non white detected

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>>743427311
Send her this picture.

By the way, SMV = Sexual Market Value.

>>743428416
lol cuck

Tell her you're happy that she feels that way and you are excited to switch places with her

>>743428416
>>743428449
Thats an affirmative

>>743427311
In exchange for other shit bitch.

>>743427989
Well, there's your problem.

>>743428416
Fuck nigga, no way you can pay off a house in my country without 2 jobs, maybe that's how yanks caused the crash, lazy families with one job buying houses they shouldn't.

Even high earning families have 2 earners.

Tell her that picture is your fetish and yes you're down to participate.

>>743428592
The problem is that we have kids together?

>>743428192
This

>>743427311
I would say, " Oh? Pretty sure the kids stay home all day while the grown ups go to work. When you get a job let me know" For real though this is why marriage can't work anymore,. women are so entitled they think they are special for half-assed doing their part.

kill her with a potato peeler

Be a man. Shit in your pants. Establish dominance. Make her clean it.

Why are you neckbeards assuming she has no job? Is that normal for yankistan?

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>>743428761
This. I don't even know her and I'm tired of her shit.

>>743427311
Time to get a new girlfriend

>>743427518
2 kids and not married? You are the problem faggot.

>>743428862
Read the fucking thread inbred
>>743427611

>>743428753
Maybe she has a job you retarded cunt.

>>743427663

Am saving this. When my chick gets uppity I find something to remind her that my love and adoration is a valuable gift and that I have no qualms regifting things.

>>743427311
send her a pic of an ATM.

>>743428697
how old are you and her

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>>743427311
Pay her a salary for cleaning, cooking, take care of your kids, and the rest of shit she does for you. Do not include sex or the boredom of hearing you

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>>743427611
Stop paying for her car, insurance and her phone.

This tames the shrew.

>>743428142

>drinking memes

>>743429106
i'm 31 she's 26

>>743428999
>>743429078

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>>743427311
OP, you aren't going to like what I have to tell you, but all I offer is the truth.

You hate women, because you are weak. You lack the necessary skills and talents, to charm them to your way of thinking.

Were you the kind of person who spent a large percentage of your waking-hours dedicating yourself to a singular purpose; a hobby, a career or perhaps a healthy mix of both, you would find that most, if not all of your hatred and focus would be redirected into that activity.

Instead, your hatred is directed at women because you are lazy and unmotivated.

Even men who, for all intents and purposes, are considered "ugly" by society's standards, manage to attract good-looking, available, personable women because they know ... not think, not feel, not believe, but KNOW ... that they have acquired enough skills through sheer hard work, for their confidence to be justified.

You would know this also, if you did a single day's worth of hard work in your life.

>>743428697
The problem is she had two dependent infants to look after. The modern woman hasn't been trained to "Woman Up" and take care of shit at home like they used too. St may need help, by let her know that that shit is still her responsibility. Don't just start doing all the house work for her or she'll expect you to do it even after the kids are grown.

>>743427518
five years.
two kids.
you still arent married.
bro, you've earned that meme.

>>743428976

70% of marriges fail.

>>743428687
gotta fight fire with fire man, up the ante.

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>>743429261
women who think they speak articulately are the worst.

>>743429390
I think it's 50%, and that stat is misleading due to the fact a lot of divorces are made by repeat offenders.

>>743429160
Shut up, Feminist.

>>743427311

the faces in that image.

>>743429325
What is the problem?

>>743427611
then send her a picture of an empty fridge with the text "when she starts bitching about her quarter of the work"

>>743427311
Im a married father, and heres my opinion: tell her that she should come down, you can share a little bit of work like bringing the garbage away or cleaning windows but both of u arent 12, just relax, respect and love each other :)

>>743429390
The relationships fail, not the marriage. Marrying her wouldn't have been the reason you two divorced, your shitty attitude is.

Prenups exist you autist. There's no point though, because you're already strapped down with two kids. Enjoy paying child support. At least if you were married she'd have an incentive to stay.

>>743427518
does the baby daddy provide any child support? I'm guessing no because they're nigglets

>>743429983
I am the father of both kids biologically.

>>743429390
100% of relationships fail if there is nothing keeping them together, at least marriage makes people feel they need to work on it since it can be a long drawn out process to get divorced

>>743429801
cant be bothered to even do a courthouse wedding?

youre the kind of dude whos all "babe, i gotta be free, but you better do all the grownup shit i'm too scared/lazy to do. but dont forget im the king of the castle" if that isn't a metaphorical diaper and pacifier i don't know what is.

>>743430095
so says you, comical that you think 2 white people can have black children...

Shits going sour, hire a hit man for like 23K, it will be cheaper than the inevitable divorce in which she will more than likely get everything. Play as if everything is fine but start looking into hiring a hitman on your wife, if all goes good you keep everything and get extra from her health insurance. Also you can now find a younger and hotter version of her

Point out that you'd like it if she changed your diapers more often.

>>743430095
marry that bitch you weakass motherfucker you prob live with her too

>>743427311
Tell her that attitude is why she'll never be your wife, just your breed sow.

>>743430288
dudes already fucked, he knocked her up with 2 kids, he can't leave now, she'll just get him to child support and be able to plow her niggers all the time, not just when he's at work

>>743427311
Oh, and for good measure:
>http://www.telegraph.co.uk/men/relationships/11740745/Men-are-happier-when-their-wives-dont-go-out-to-work-study-finds.html
>http://www.evanmarckatz.com/blog/marriage/liberal-vs-traditional-marriages/
>http://www.kstatecollegian.com/2014/03/09/recent-studies-prove-traditional-gender-roles-bring-greatest-happiness/
>http://www.slate.com/articles/news_and_politics/the_highbrow/2006/03/desperate_feminist_wives.html
>https://www.mercatornet.com/family_edge/view/more-traditional-gender-roles-more-sex/18633
>http://familyinamerica.org/journals/summer-2013/more-traditional-gender-roles-more-sex/
>http://joshchristophersen.com/married-couples-with-traditional-gender-roles-have-more-sex/
>http://www.washington.edu/news/2013/01/29/more-sex-for-married-couples-with-traditional-divisions-of-housework/
>https://www.nytimes.com/2014/02/09/magazine/does-a-more-equal-marriage-mean-less-sex.html?mcubz=1

>>743427311
No reason to put her in her place until she actually stops doing her job around the house. Women are gonna bitch bout what they have to do no matter what. It could be eating a nice steak every night and they would bitch bout how you are forcing them to eat meat and how they are considering a vegan life style. Don't respond . Let her be the dumb bitch she wants to be.

>>743427311
itt: manbaby gets his feewings hurt by big scary lady, runs to manbaby-jungle to feel better about himself and how gross and yucky girls are.

"if only they were more like my guy friends" he thinks to himself. in a totally not gay way.

>>743430274
We do live together. She actually lives with me though. Why would I want to get married? If anything were to happen I would get raped in the ass by the ridiculous female biased US family court system, lose the kids, half my shit AND have to pay child support.

bro i bet you haven't even learned the names of your own kids yet.

>>743430839
Would you wear a diaper? She wants that it's a hint

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>>743430744
Take this shit back to tumblr, faggot

This is why white american women are dawurst. 3rd world latinas like being mothers to their children and wifes to their husband.

>>743430839
you have to pay child support even if you arent married. you see yourself as some kind of radical-thinking mens rights activist but you're really just afraid to be lonely and don't know how to take care of yourself.

if you were a real playa you wouldn'tve let her live with you, you would've made her get abortions, and you'd be able to do your own laundry at the minimum.

>>743429160

deduct meals, rent, etc

>>743431217
If white people don't have kids, niggers and beaners will take over.

>>743431217
>if you were a real playa you wouldn'tve let her live with you, you would've made her get abortions
found the real faggot

>>743430839
she can already take all that shit from you, in the eyes of the law, if you have 1 bill more than 6 months old or she has the same listed address as you for a year, you're common law

if you don't know these things, means you haven't been making claims on your taxes for these people, meaning you're not only going to get fucked when she leaves your pathetic ass, the IRS is going to rape you harder

>>743431147
here we see one of the males attempting to assert his dominance. In the safety of the manbaby jungle, he and others are able to pantomime assertive behavior which would otherwise put him in grave danger of alpha males in the outside world. he exerts a sense of pride, but the pride is only skin-deep and fades quickly. After a few moments, he moves on to find the next opportunity to fulfill his fantasies.

>>743431757
>being a faggot tranny, or worse, an SJW male

go jerk off to that nigger cock in the other thread

>>743431394
Found the virgin wizard

>>743427311
Pretty acurate

holy shit there are some angry virgins in this thread. it was most likely just a joke, stop thinking too deeply into everything

>>743430095
Yeah because 2 white people result in black offspring lol

>>743431838
>virgin

nice projecting, not only are you wrong, but you didn't refute that you like dick in your mouth, it's just a shame you're also a virgin so you never have gotten any dick in your mouth

>>743427311
Should've got an Asian wife, bro. I don't even know what my washing machine looks like.

>>743431831
startled by our cameraman, the males begin to perform a ritualized form of aggression. it may seem like a series of high pitched squeaks to us, but to an inhabitant of the manbaby jungle, this is a fearsome battle cry.

Just tell your wife you'll help her with the chores. And when someone breaks in she can go deal with it while you hide with the kids. #feminism

>>743432075
Wow you are quite defensive. Sadly I was not the guy you were calling a faggot, also I am not a virgin nor a faggot. If you don't realize that a "real playa" wouldn't have done those things, let alone that a faggot wouldn't have to deal with either of those things, you are quite retarded and I suggest you neck yourself at your earliest possible convenience

>>743432285
>>>/reddit/
>>>/tumblr/

oh look also
>>743432500
samefag

wouldn't be surprised if all these were OP, thinking he's tough after being spit on by all of /b/

sage related

*mic drop

>>743427611
Raising kids and cleaning house is a full time job. If she doesn't work then the home IS HER JOB. ALL OF IT. Every couple years this shit comes around. Women are like spastic, hormonal, emotional, velociraptors testing the fence for a better deal.

A housekeeper/ nanny brings in a median income of about 35k a year. Any jack ass can do it. Women don't make enough money to support a whole family due to their biological configuration that makes them less effective in the high demand jobs. If she wants to go out and stress herself way out doing a comparable job to you in order to prove a point to you she is an idiot (which lines up with most women).

Assert yourself and tell her to put up or shut up. She'll be mad but she'll realize she doesn't have a choice. Dealing with most women is a lose/lose. If you defer to them and allow them to make the money in the household the WILL NOT respect you and leave you (because they have a psychological need to have someone who makes more than them to feed/protect them). When you put her in her place she'll be pissed but fuck her. She needs to grow up.

>>743427311
Wash up more faggot

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>>743431757
The scary part is some people think this way instead of just fishing for (you)s

>>743432566
>wouldn't be surprised if all these were OP, thinking he's tough after being spit on by all of /b/
Bitch I just got on 4chan like 10 minutes ago, quit reddit spacing like a faggot, and learn how to talk shit like a man, not some neckbeard basement dweller

>>743428433
hahahaha

Its in reading threads like this that I realize none of you fucking dipshits knows what he is talking about.

OP, don't take advice from anonymous people, they are fucking retarded.

Stop being such a fucking manchild then OP, pretty fucking simple really.

>>743432075
>>743432500
the manbabies, now turning on themselves question one another virginity, accusing their own kind of homosexual behavior. something which is openly shamed, but practiced among all of them. the loneliness and desperation of the manbaby jungle makes for strange bedfellows.

>>743427311
shes calling you a cuck

>>743430212
is there a market for this occupation?

>>743432712
>reddit spacing

What? Nigga how much of a newfag are you?

>>743427973
This rar

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>>743432817

>>743432888
about 12 minutes now

>>743427533
This is the only thing that would really be justifiable outside of physical illness or injury. Then again I know some people who don't do any work around the house because they're always working and never home which I don't know why anyone would want to marry someone if they're already married to their job.

>>743427311
"make me a goddamn sandwich, woman."

>>743432964
Greentext came from 4chan in the first place, dumb dumb

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>>743432817

>>743433050
>Greentext came from (insert gay place here)
No one gives a shit faggot

>>743427484
I laughed, I lost.

Say ''Haha !'' and ignore her texts

>>743433137
kek

>>743429241
Is that fucking spinal taking a shit?

>>743432942
in a last ditch attempt to regroup, the manbabies once again turn their attention to our crew. the Sturm und Drang now gone from their voices, replaced by pointing fingers, accusing our trespassing into their sacred domain. making clear to one another who the invader is, yet entirely helpless to do anything about it. with no alternatives left, they play the waiting game.

Cheat on her

>>743433194
this so much
>au revoir im getting drunk

Get castrated, you're already halfway there

.., discord/ 77wrrsa

When I was 23. 38 now. I had the chance to go further into a relationship with a successful lawyer. She was about a 4/10. Not fat. Butterface.
Would have took care of my ass, while I went to school. I suppose I could have cheated. Found out a few years ago, married with a kid. Do I want to take care of a gf/wife? Don't make enough to get a nice piece of ass. Also, she would probably cheat. I would probably spy on her constantly.

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>>743433372

>>743431323
At least those men know how to wash their own shit stains from their undies. No wonder white women are ditching white men and you're being bred out of existence.

>>743427311
make a meme


caption:

when jobless feminists thinks she shouldn't have to take care of the home a man pays for


use a laughing pepe or something

>>743433693
So much this

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>>743433693
>implying niggers are clean

>>743427311
Assert your dominance.

Shit on her.

laugh because it's a joke and kind of true.

the heart is a lonely hunter, no place is this more true than within the darkness of the manbaby jungle. we leave our strange new friends to forage for frogs and cheesy pizza and bid them a bittersweet farewell. forever looking for the forest while hiding in the trees.

for bbc nature, this is David Attenborough

>>743434239
>I'm only pretending to be a LARPing faggot
Go on and get the fuck out of here

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>>743427311
Send this back.
You're welcome.

>>743430839
prenup

>>743427311

I have a diaper fetish, so you can send her over to me OP, I would love it if she kept me in diapers.

>>743427611
Find some meme about a kid not doing its chores and throwing a fit for not getting an allowance. "When your stay at home wife or GF complains about doing the housework."

>>743428166

Not that guy, but:

Doesn't work. I did this, called the bluff, and sent her ass to work. She bitched to all her friends about how I wasn't being a man and earning the money for the house, and how hard she had to work, etc. Did that for about two years.

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>>743427311
Here you go, OP.

>>743435020
>>743427311
Yeah OP if you're not into being babied send me her number.

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>>743429261
Nice b8.

>>743435179
Fuck that. Mines still at work, 5 years later. Bitch all you want, but you're paying bills and I'm still not listening.

>>743434825
i was waiting if someone would post a good one, this would work best OP

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>>743427311

Tell her if she wants to work, she can. You two can handle the cost for a maid.

BE TOTALLY HONEST ABOUT IT.

Pretend it's good for her and not bad for your children. Be calm, but nice and tell her that its all about family.

She'll back out in a second cause she doesn't want to.

Also, if you really don't help at all you should consider to do atleast a bit. But the more you give to her the more shes going to demand. Its a never ending circle dont forget that.

>>743429261

>5 years of relationship
>2 kids

go make someone a sandwich, whore.

>>743428876
LOL I love this comment. The image is ok.

>>743427311
Tell her that babies don't pay bills or protect people from violence & move heavy objects.

>>743435983
would you please rate them both for me?

>>743435195
fucking kek

>>743433586
you blown out of your mind?

>>743436138
Kek

>>743427311

Act stupid like you don't get the joke. Then go, "oh I get the joke now" and mention something unrelated. Then act like a sociopath who doesn't understand the photo

>>743427518
stop contributing any money to the home and stop having sex with her .

see how long she likes you acting like a baby.

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>>743428468
This.

>>743427725
Women will become depressed & angry if they have to be the dominant adult , they don't even know why , even if they want to be the leader , they will become upset , it is subconscious for the female.

If you do not fulfill a male role in the relationship , she will think the marriage isn't working and start looking for a man.

>>743427311

Bitch, you can pay the rent and the car and the food and just about everything else.

Married, no kids, both around 40. Wife stays home while I work. She is a terrible housekeeper, doesn't do more than 50% of the cooking, gets over 50% of the disposable cash each month. But, she wouldn't dare send some bullshit like that to my phone, and she knows her place is to suck dick on command and keep her place in public. Traditional power dynamics rock, but you have to have a hell of a good job to make it work. Equal wage earners lead to power struggles at home. With your wife not working, OP, I'd remind her who is and who isn't paying the bills.

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>tfw no mommy gf

>>743427311
tell her to stop kinkshaming you

>>743436429

truth

>>743427311
lol

>>743427973

This right here.

>>743428290
...i don't do dat. i'm a pimp slash rapper. i thought you knew that??

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>>743432576
This Anon knows what's up. Words of Truth right here OP.

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>>743427311
I'd just send back a screenshot of the bank account balance and a winky face. And then maybe a picture of my dick just to throw her off balance. My girlfriend would get a kick out of it.

Also, kind of weird how upset everyone got over a joke. Sounds like she's just complaining about doing stuff that's a pain. Not very weird. It's not like she threw down some sort of ultimatum, it's just blowing off steam.

>>743437280
>Also, kind of weird how upset everyone got over a joke.
This. Everyone else in this thread is retarded. It's not a relationship changer.

>>743437280
The bitch should be grateful.

>>743427611
Then reply like this
>haha, I like that
Or
>some other normie response
If she asks about it later and says something like
>I'm so glad you agreed to help around the house anon
Just say
>oh I thought you were joking
And if she gets bitchy either remind who pays the bills and all of comforts, etc etc.
And you're deal and all that. If she doesn't see the fairness in it, or the fact you're doing more than her and she gets the simple end of the deal, It's your fault for having 2 kids with a selfish bitch. Good luck

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>>743429261
<<weak>>
<<lack skills, talents>>
<<lazy, unmotivated>>

Troll a little harder newfag.

>>743427311
Buddy, it's called a maid.
Every service a woman can provide a man can be rented for a fraction of the cost of a wife.
Not only that, but the rentals are far better at their jobs too.

>>743437417
It might be a joke but it's still emasculating. It plays into the whole "Men are babies" bullshit that you see everywhere. She may not be pushing that agenda and may have meant it innocently enough, but it's not ok. Do whatever you want, OP, but if she sent it to you then she probably makes it seem to others that she's wiping your ass all the time and that you're helpless without her.

>>743427311
>when girls say they want a husband who is the sole financial provider for the household

>>743435195
>>743435195
If you want to see that video its from

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tqfAt7TshLw

No bullshitting yall.

>>743427973
>>>743427311 (OP)
>"Oh shit, no way that would work with someone like you who's gonna be so busy working 60+ hours a week as a high paid executive in a fortune 100 healthcare organization."

That.

I'd like a homemaker wife, but only if we had kids and I had a good job

if we didn't have kids and she worked then I'd agree with the image

>>743431147
i was looking for this picture today my friend

>>743427311
"ha ha"
there i wrote your reply for you, big baby

>>743427650
>dont respond, thats what she wants
This!

>>743437797
Fuck yes! Thanks anon.

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>>743437864
Save it, it's all yours

>>743427311
So literally every married woman up to about 15 years ago?

>>743427311

Go home and put in her in diapers. Deny any toilet use until she learns some respect.

>>743427311
"BITCH I work nine hours a day pushing carts so you can sit around watching the fucking Kardashians. If I want you to spend an hour or two doing the fucking house work, you can do my house work or you can find your own fucking house to be a slob in.

>>743428290
nice, mac dre is meme now

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>>743438327

>>743429195

Your relationship is dictaded by Facebook and what randomly is sent by her gf to her.

>>743438467
m..more

>>743428433
can confirm. 33yo oldfag here and my appeal is miles better than when i was in my 20s

>>743428433


Friend of mine was on top of the world at 23. She thought this was life and life is awesome. Lots of dates. Guys wanting serious relationships. Guys offering her travel opportunities. Hell, between the ages of 22 and about 28 she probably visited a few dozen countries. All on some dude's dime. At least 20% of the time she was on a trip. Guys asking her to marry them. She became super stuck up, super snobby, and expected only the best.

Now she is 34. 20 pounds heavier. She has to work for attention now. And it comes from guys who she normally would have ignored. She was crying to me three weeks ago about how she will never get married and start a family and all the guys our age are dating younger women. She works at a government agency as some bureaucrat, probably makes decent money for easy as fuck work. Her old party friends, most of them are married with kids and don't see her more than maybe once a month. She resents them. Some of them work out and diet like mad and are able to maintain the dude attention and when she goes out with them she gets left in the dust.


She will cook and clean for a dude that is a 7 now. In 5 years I figure she will cook and clean for a 5.

>>743427311
"You know, you're not going to get a rise out of me that easily. If you'd like to say something to my face like an adult, instead of continuing to be passive aggressive and just laughing it off as if you sent it for no reason, I'm more than willing to have a discussion about something that's bothering you."

>>743432576
>. If she doesn't work then the home IS HER JOB. ALL OF IT. Every couple years this shit comes around. Women are like spastic, hormonal, emotional, velociraptors testing the fence for a better deal.
True words

>>743427989
How did you have kids 6 months apart? Or was the 2 month old really premature?

>>743432576
Fucking nailed it. You are a hero we need yet don't deserve.

>>743438792
>2 years and 8 months
Pls.

>>743438685

You don't know how woman work. If there's no proof for her sending that pic out of an illwill she's going to deny it and try the "Why are you mad" or the "no trust" strategy.

>>743438792
are people really this fucking retarded

It's true though. A healthy relationship is a fair one. Both the man and the woman need to do 50/50 of the work. If you're a man and you expect your woman to do all the cooking and cleaning for you, then dont be surprised when she ends up cheating on you with someone else.

>>743427611

Your wife is a spoiled cunt.

My wife is the professional who earns the money, and she works crazy hours, so I make sure she doesn't have to lift a finger when she's home. That's fair.

If your wife does not do the same for you, I'd suggest you start forming an escape plan because this will only become worse.

>>743439020

Autists find it hard to puzzle out the obvious sometimes.

>>743437495
She probably is. Doesn't mean she can't light-heartedly complain about it. You're far too serious about a bit of couple's banter. You'd generally respond with something equally irritating, probably based on the fact that he's the breadwinner.

Remove stick from ass and then reevaluate in context.

>>743427311
Shes right though, who wants to have your wife be your mother and completely order you around like a cuck?

>>743439119
fucking beta bitch

>>743438647
how?
wizard here, and that graph isn't working out so well for me

>>743439285
Explain how that's beta. Fuck off with this faggy "macho man" bullshit, you faggot. It's no wonder so many of you guys are getting cucked by your girlfriends.

>>743427611
Then I would tell her to get a job. Just hire a baby sister since both will have income.

>>743438663

She played life on easy mode, had everything handed to her, yet is resentful and angry that men are beginning to refuse to take care of her.

I'll bet she's a proud feminist, right?

>>743439259
It means I don't want to hear her "light heartedly" complain about her lot in life. She decided to have the fucking kids, and expect me to do every god damned thing so fuck that. She can be grateful and not bitch or she can get a job and still do 50% of the housework.

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the key word here is WIFE(even as joke pic)
she wants you to propose prob
Women logic is fucked up

>>743439463
>hire a baby sister

>>743437762
It's perfectly okay. The emasculating bit is why it's fun banter. It'd be boring if she didn't poke at the places where people are sensitive. If you want blind obedience then get a dog.

Then again, I'm not very sensitive so maybe you require more pussyfooting. To each their own but try not to make mountains out of mole hills. Life will be far more pleasant that way.

>>743432783
Yep. Only sane post here

>>743438993
"There's no problem, baby."
"Ok, then. If that's the case, I'll just go back to what I was doing. If you do eventually actually want to talk, I'll be here."

How you deal with passive aggressive (other than walking out) is just don't leave her a leg to stand on. She's always going to TRY to spin it. Don't give her ammunition. Just throw the ball in her court. She wants to address a problem? Fine. I'll listen and absolutely try to find a compromise. But it's mot my job to ducking drag it out of you. You want to act like an adult? Great, we can make this work. You want to act like a child? Sorry, I don't plan on raising children that aren't my offspring.

>>743427311
ask her if you'd like to switch roles. You be a stay at home dad while she works.

See how fast she gets to work on those dishes

>>743439510

Eh. Not really. I mean she might post a meme or something but she is more of a party girl loser than anything else. She still acts like she has it going on and tries to initiate flirtation with guys and its so fucking cringeworthy.

Basically its like some sort of super mutant that got used to being a super mutant and having special powers and then losing all of their powers and becoming a weaker than average human.

She never had to develop the social skills of 'effort' in her life. I mean she learned makeup and fashion and thats about it.

>>743439782
typo but that works too