Gays are just males who couldn't mount females so they mount other males.
Males who get mounted are just failed males so they act like a female.
>>743423476
that's hot as fuck though
yuh
More please.
>>743423476
no I've liked guys since the fourth grade and never had an interest in women
>>743423476
I've had sex with women and I'm into guys so up yours op.
>>743423694
Cognitive dissonance
>"I never liked grapes!" (Could never get them even in 4th grade)
>>743423873
>"I never got the women I want so im going to fuck everything in a confusion to complete myself"
>>743424085
Not at all, I just like dicks.
>>743424133
You're in a river in Egypt.
>>743424190
Is it THE nile? The joke doesn't work if you force it babes.
>>743424260
You're in de'nile
>>743424361
Also about what?
I kick the shit out of fags all the time.
>>743423476
>Gays are just males who couldn't mount females so they mount other males.
This. I swear this is the reason. They can't get women, or are scared of them so just go the easy option and mess around with each other. Then fool themselves into thinking its normal and there is nothing wrong with their lifestyle decision.
Thank you OP. Good to know I'm not the only one who thinks this.
>>743423552
>that's hot as fuck though
>failed male
>>743424718
Never think you are the only person who thinks something.
But Nibi failed to mount guys, too.
Yeah, what a shame.
At least ive never been mounted.
Yet.
If any scumbag attempts they'l get a few .357s pumped into their chest and skull.
>>743424814
That's right. If one person is stupid enough to believe it, odds are another person is.
Nice try at trolling by talking about shit you claim to have zero experience in. It's a bit basic though.
>>743425205
Hey cow, go to the fair/summerfest?
>>743425435
What the great green snot is that?
>>743425557
The one on the left looks like a Lion Fish. Except in mammal form.
>>743425796
Disturbing
>>743425282
nah, i didnt wanna bother. it's not as fun as it used to be.
plus i don't even get to try to get laid so it's not worth the effort.
>>743425939
Porn can be quite disturbing.
>>743424718
I've had 8s through 10s ask to fuck, but i turn them down because im gay.
>>743426039
That's pretty much a given especially on 4chins.
>>743426016
I went with some older cousins who dragged me out of the house. Had some intense anxiety the whole time. Kept drinking throughout to mask it.
Much nicer this year, it wasnt sweltering hot.
>>743426241
Goodness.
Hello fag friends. Riddle me this.
I live in Columbus Ohio. I have Grindr. I checked Craigslist. Nobody sane or attractive to give and get head from. Not to mention if they are sane or attractive, their dick is disgusting.
What do? Thoughts?
>>743426562
Move.
>>743423476
Take every faggot thread on /b/ and get them the fuck out of here. Take them to /lgbt/.
>>743426562
>I live in Ohio
Well there's your problem Ohioian.
You must escape Ohio
>>743426562
Withdraw into yourself and avoid human contact like I do.
>>743426667
Can't, won't. I enjoy Columbus.
>>743426725
The rest of Ohio sucks. I was originally from Canton. Fuck that place.
>>743426967
I'd rather not. I enjoy people and just am very picky and a bit lost on what my next step is to getting some good dick.
>>743427169
Then suck it up and suck some ugly dick.
>>743426562
Im from dublin, ohio. Just go to short north, plenty of gays there lol
>>743427169
>Liking other people when they dont like you.
>>743427571
haha nice
>>743427571
I've never met a gay skater
>>743424528
>balls on the top
>>743427425
I live really close to Dublin.
And I'm just not openly gay. Just do things on the side for fun.
>>743427327
Fuck that. I can't get off with an ugly dick.
>>743427516
That's how the world works often
>>743427728
Same, ive actually never bottomed before. Still gotta try that
>>743427831
And that's often why it falls apart.
>>743427917
You uh, trying to get some XXL dick in Dublin? Lol
>>743427677
Most seem like faggots to me.
Haha, dont think im ready for xxl just yet>>743427992
>>743424581
>i fag the shit out of kicks all the time
>>743426562
Quit being so picky?
>>743428107
Yeah but seeming like a gay and being a fag are two different things
>>743428335
Most skaters are 13, you can prey on them easily, though.
>>743428661
you don't prey on childrem do you?
Snarf confirmed pedophile
>>743428840
No. Gay skaters do.
>>743428949
I need to get 200 dollars and a day off to rent a printing studio for a day so I can make some prints.
>>743429173
start a GoFundMe
>>743424581
Bare chested?
>>743429212
I don't want to owe anybody anything.
>>743429381
Gofundmes is for donation-based fundraising where no contributor expects anything in return
>>743429250
How else do you kick the shit out of fags?
>>743429124
Is that snarf going after little boys again?
>>743429440
Yes, but what reason would anybody have for giving me money?
>>743429646
To feel good about having helped you accomplish your goals
>>743429711
Yes, but my goals are to make what some people might call art. It's not like I'm making some big thing to help a bunch of people or that I'm injured and need help.
>>743430039
Believe it or not, some people actually want to help artists create art
transparent acetate is neat
>>743423476
What is a Beard for 500 Tribeck
>>743430104
Do you know anybody like that you could introduce me to?
>>743423476
Every girl in the world gets wet for Wentworth Miller from Prison Break; he could have any girl he wants, and he's gay. I get the feeling there are plenty of other exceptions that refute your theory
>>743423476
i can agree with this narrative best..the other ones are gay and fake
>>743430582
After a certain age the male keeps his psychological foundations. It evolved in the tribal history of humanity to assert the individual's status in the group.
'Sup yo.
>checks thread
Nibi whining about shit like an emo bitch boi as usual
>leaves
>>743431025
Its fucking dead. Falling asleep.
>>743431025
My dick from this thread.
>>743431178
I have noticed.
>>743431251
Hot. Show it.
>>743431311
Here and in real life. Store's been dead for a while.
>>743431431
You work at a store?
>>743431311
>>743431518
There, had to go on mobile
>>743431571
dam u thicc
>>743431737
Haha thank you.
>>743431525
Convenience store.
>>743431780
I like this. I like it even more when they show the dick blowing a load inside the boicunt.
>>743431902
>>743431518
Top or bottom?
>>743432158
Bottom my dude.
>>743423476
I'm bi. Doesn't mean I'm a failed male you dumb fuck I fuck more woman than guysb
>>743432420
Dude, I take dick in my ass, and even I could tell you, That is some faggot shit.
>>743432044
Goddamn that is hot.
>>743432420
Also bi. I love taking dick as much as I love giving it.
I wish i had a virgina
>>743423476
>current year.
>liking women.
Cum on now.
I wish I could put my dick in a vagina.
Or butt, doesnt matter.
>>743433409
How's it going
>>743433736
pretty well. really tired. did stuff all day. how are you
>>743423476
So which one are you?
>>743433801
Same tired. Did a lot today.
>>743434102
looking forward to bed
>>743433935
The third one, the one that doesnt have sex at all and just eats, sleeps, and keeps my body healthy/clean.
>>743434138
I am too kinda
>>743424581
With your foot or your cock?
>>743433935
u finna sleep doh
>>743433935
He's the one that is such a failure no one will touch him
Anyone have anything where a top is breeding a sub?
>>743428137
I mean we could just. You know. Play around.
Pic related...
>>743433736
Hey Luc.
>>743437958
Hello
He's right I am terrified of women. Mostly because my tiny dick can't please them.
>>743429555
no its snuffles
>>743438225
This fucking job..
>>743438874
samething
>>743439118
>>743433276
Virginia is kind of trash. I should know. I live there.
>>743439118
Badger
>>743424581
he looks cute
>>743424581
More like licks the shit out of. Lmao!
>>743440834
>They cut off my legs now I'm an amputee goddamn You
>>743440834
>tfw i didn't have any cool gay adventures in my teens
>>743426967
>mfw this is me and I realize where my life is going
what nig posted this
>>743438726
This is one reason, other is jealousy towards girls. I like the female form better personally and I've wanted to be them from the first time i saw porn.
Couple that with being held by a bigger dude once and thats when I kinda knew i was gay. I have issues with trust too, though.
I want a cunt because they look sensitive af and getting head is probably the most sexually satisfying.
>>743438726
Just blindfold them and stick your fist in and pretend it's your dick. They'll never know. Or you could just not bother dealing with women because they are too much trouble.
>>743441948
I hate my dick too, but i don't think I could do the whole sex change thing.
I'm not satisfied as a guy, but even hrt is terrifying to me.
>>743442549
Dont fall for the kike pharam meme of sex change
>>743442549
Definitely DO NOT get a 'sex change'. That shit is disgusting and you most likely will end up regretting it.
>>743442716
Nah, I haven't. I would like the girly hips and ability to keep my ass but lose weight.
Ill definitely settle for being a bigger guy's sweetheart and sissy if he'd let me.
>>743423476
>Im a stupid animal and this is my thread
As usual, OP is a fag
>>743442946
dont give the kikes money for drugs under any circumstances
>>743441250
What are you afraid of?
>>743442549
it's a purely fantasy/sexual thing for me
I'm glad I have a dick because it's certainly a lot nicer looking and much more practical.
outside of having intense orgasm or w/e, female genitals are kind of a mess
>>743442946
This I want.
Furries are cancer.
>>743443031
Already have for ADD, though hormonal meds seem too risky.
I've debated taking women's supplements, the puriera wtf name i can't remember, but can't get myself to justify it.
>>743443406
supplements are jew tricks too
>>743443440
Idk, I think base stuff like magnesium is fine to balance out a lacking diet.
>>743443200
Idk, on one hand a wiener is aesthetically more pleasing to look at, but lingerie is sexier with a flat tummy and nothing down, or very little, down there.
I hate my dick too cause I think with it too much. I wish I could leave it alone, but my hands would, and do sometimes, go elsewhere.
Having the vag would be awesome in the respect that I'd be totally cemented to the bottom role, or women's, giving the power in the bedroom 100% over to my partner. I kinda don't even like for guys to play with it :/
I'm a bit messed up in the head, but realize it, so that's part of being able to mitigate it.
But a reminder that mtf genitalia can't really compare to actual female genitalia.
that guy is a kike
that's why I just massage my taint and use my imagination.
>>743444603
Yeah, no shit. Current options are garbage.
I'd be a really femme looking girly dude if i knew the supplements would grow me tits. Impossible to get the hips/waist ratio and keep the ass with just exercise and diet.
>>743444962
*Wouldn't* grow me tits. Autocorrected.
>>743444770
Who, me?
>>743445263
>>743444603
Im just memeing
>>743445400
>>743424581
I can't tell if you're short, or if that's just a tall door...
>>743445400
Slow down with them thar memes, you might rekt someone's boi pucci moving at such speeds. Who knows what this baby can take.
>>743445804
Say that to me irl not online see what happens im jackes
>>743423476
Aww ain't it cute when some fucked up retard thinks he is an expert on something he knows nothing at all about? Listen fuckless. You are not an expert about sucking dicks until you suck dicks. Now fuck off to disney.com. Only 18 and over allowed here.
Bois
>>743445858
If hadn't made it abundantly queer yet that i am ,indeed, a raging homosexual. That post you quoted was the faggiest thing i think I've ever written.
>>743424718
Came to agree with this also.
>>743446087
and then theres this kike
>>743446088
I mean my reply was a meme but ye
>>743446183
Can't play PoE. PC got rekt.
>>743446173
Some of us agree with it somewhat. Don't let the door hit you on the way out.
>>743446341
Ive stopped anyway
I beat the game effectively
although I am bored now
probs dont cum on the mb faggot
I want to go to the shops and get sum subway and maggi noodles but too lazy
>>743446425
Fine. I'll just stick to my shit games.
>>743446530
find me a good game to play
>>743446589
Why?
>>74342347
the last year or so I've progressively watched gay porn, luckily I'm not a fag IRL
>>743446639
Cause im bored af and want to die
>>743446684
What about that new game you showed me?
>>743446734
idk it seemed cool but its apparently going f2p when launch and buying into the early access meme is stupid
this didnt post wtf
Play ssf
Play hc
Make PT proud
>>743447286
Play with the toaster in the bath
Fiddy five ppl in here and nobody posting booties getting slammed. Step it up, collective senpai.
Be the change you wish to see in the world.
>>743447183
Play CoD
>>743447452
All my booties are on my rekt pc
>>743447632
>he says unironically
>>743447650
What's wrong with CoD?
>>743447777
Cod this dik nigga
Cod is an activision meme
>>743447821
What does that even mean?
>>743446072
Look at this willful idiot knowing nothing on human sexuality.
>>743448005
Why would I play the equivalent of diarrhea of fps'?
>>743448041
Why is it equivalent to diarrhea?
>>743448143
Okay let me reiterate
find a GOOD game
>>743434304
nice feet
Why don't you find the good games for yourself? You should know better than anyone what it is you're looking for.
>>743448801
I wish I did..
>>743448801
He doesnt want good games, he wants people to play the games he plays.
>>743448955
I dont play anygames rn except PoE which I doubt Ill touch for months from now
but nice try kikeo
>>743449050
You want people to play your shitty point and click adventure with you.
>>743449129
What game is that?
Only people "here" who I really care about opinion wise is ash which doesnt post and ammm who doesnt post
Nice try kike doe
As if oceaniaturds could play with people anyway
>>743449214
Then you should get out of here and false-flag shill your shitty game somewhere else you ugly projecting jew.
im guessing you're faggot right wince your ns fucked up
if so, says the euro trash
>>743449366
Dont you have your self confidence to attend to?
>>743449435
Werent you suppose to go about and get rolled over by a truck??
>>743449576
Wtf are you on about
>>743449619
Go get your guts smashed into the pavement you stupid fuck.
Why are you posting furry porn you piece of shit. Go fuck your dog instead of posting your cancerous images on here.
>>743449693
Oh bb talk sexy to me
Why are you posting furry porn you piece of shit. Go fuck your dog instead of posting your cancerous images on here.
>>743449720
Bend over so I can fuck your ass before you off yourself. You're still worth a warm hole at least.
>>743449872
Sorry I dont fuck virgins
>>743449740
Posting these pictures takes the same ammount of skill as every shitty game you play, ugly cuck.
>>743449976
Says the wirgin
>>743449925
Limp-wrist bitches cant say no. Bend over
>>743450157
>>743450051
>"I have nothing to fall back on, UR A VIRGIN!"
No wonder you sit on PoE all day you simpleton.
>>743450276
No wonder you sit on 4chan complaining about no bf all day
>>743450329
If I could I would, but I have shit to do unfortunately.
>>743450486
>does anyway
Reeeeeeallly activates those almonds
autism
>>743450546
Why dont you get a job instead of suckling the tit of the state, you freeloading communist faggot.
>>743450673
I have a job
and nearly finished my degree
REALLLLLLLLLY activating them almonds
>>743450641
this
I have had sex with women and I have had sex with men. Men satisfy me more than a woman can so naturally I am attracted to men. I don't think "failed men" is the case for all men. I'm just a huge faggot.
>>743450744
Blogging in starbucks inst a job.
>>743450910
Web development but nice try wageslave
Aight im gonna go to the shops. Make a new thread for more attention you basic bitch
>>743423476
What about me OP. I like females and have sex with them but I like to get fuckes by a guy once in a while. I'd never date a guy though