My girlfriend wants me to be circumcied, and makes me fold my

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Dropkick your old lady and tell her to love your dick the way you want it to be!

>>743422709
As someone who was circumcised at 22, do not do it. You will no longer feel pleasure during sex or masturbation. The difference is night and day. She might as well be asking to get your dick chopped off.

>>743422923
I wish it were that easy. Also lol to that gif

>>743422709
I don't believe this shit. Get your bitch on here.

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but why?

theres a jillion nerve endings in the foreskin, and who the fuck wants a "dry" glans?

>>743422925
Thanks for the advice. I actually was thinking of getting it done as soon as I had the money. But TBH it's like the most sensitive part of my dick, so I'm scared to.

>>743422709
Dump her.
Tell her to hid her hideous beef curtains when you're fucking her.

Why in the fuck would you get circumciesd? And what kind of a person asks you to get your dick cut?!

>>743422709
Rinse it off and dry it before she rams it in her mouth. And then introduce her to the fact of female smegma and make her realize that her vag isn't exactly the cleanest thing either.

>>743422709
Tell her only if she gets labiaplasty

>>743422709
Tell her that her wish for you to get circumcised is equivalent of you asking her to get her clitoral hood removed for aesthetic reasons.
Then ask her if she thinks that is reasonable.

>>743422709
unless she's going to undergo genital mutilation too, tell her to fuck off

Post a hard dicky pic

>>743423191
Do not do it unless you plan on never having pleasurable sex again.

The foreskin doesn't just have a shitload of nerve endings. It also protects the glans and keeps it lubricated. Without that wetness, a layer of dry keratin builds up over the glans like a soft callous, which permanently ruins the nerve endings on there too.

For almost a full year after I went through with it, I couldn't wear even loose-fitting clothing without feeling uncomfortable at best or in physical pain at worst. I couldn't jerk off for months, and when I finally could stand to actually rub my dried-out penis with lube, the pleasure just wasn't there. It felt absolutely dull and took ten times as long just to get off, and the orgasm felt like shit and died down almost instantly. The best comparison I could think of would be like trying to get off by just rubbing the base of your shaft. Sex has become frustrating and unpleasurable for me. I don't even masturbate anymore because it's just not worth it.

I've read online about other people who did it late in life either growing depressed or actually killing themselves over it, and I don't blame them at all. If you're circumcised, you genuinely have no idea AT ALL on what you're missing out on.

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I texted her and told her that people agree, and she just sent me back a dick pick I sent her saying "keep it like this, and we'll be ok"

>>743423191
Get her in this thread and we'll set her straight, /b/rother.

>>743423428
Its not an equivalent, not even close. Most women just don't want an uncircumcised man and the associated filth.

>>743423461
All males should be circumcised at birth. It really is best for the man and ladies prefer it.

>>743423836
You're right, there are more nerve endings in the foreskin than in the clitoris.

>>743423801
If you're going to continue to be a beta faggot, at least wax your boi pussy.

>>743423836
It is though, smegma can gather under it and having the clit exposed and keratinized is aesthetically pleasing to me(not really but this is what circumcision basically comes down to).

>>743422709

it's time to unpussy whip yourself and stay uncut

>>743423982
Doesn't matter anyway. Uncircumcised males will never be as desirable to women as their circumcised brethren.

>>743422709
Get a new gf.

yeah bro get a vasectomy while you're at it haha , make sure to wax your asshole and ass cheeks for when she pegs you lmao, fuck it just start taking estrogen if you're this much of a fucking pussy

>>743422709
your whipped

no cure for that

save anhero

>>743424141
(((you)))

So it stays dry?

Shits not supposed to stay dry. She sounds like a mutt, get rid of her man. Or tell her you'll do it but only if she gets circumcised as well.

I honestly can't believe you would let a female make any decision about any part of your body, let alone your boys.

>>743424083
You prefer a pussy full of smegma? Doubt it. Women also don't prefer a dick full of cheese. Common sense tells you this.

>>743424141
>Doesn't matter anyway. Uncircumcised males will never be as desirable to women as their circumcised brethren in the US, muslim/jewish countries and some african tribes. Everywhere else intact males do fine.
FTFY

>>743424269
Water and soap anon, water and soap.
Apply at least daily while rubbing vigorously.

>>743423795
Good post. Dont kill yourself yet /b/ro

Your dick is weird, you should kill yourself.

>>743424269
why have a dick full of cheese when you can shower every day like a fucking normal hygienic person

seriously what in the fuck world do we live in where we mutilate in favor of not having to wash as much

might as well go bald too right? don't have to worry about washing your hair? hell, cut your fingers and toenails off, never have to worry about clipping nails. might as well stuff up your ears shut so earwax is never a problem

fucking kike

>>743423943
No female outside of US is so ignorant to follow a tradition which is there only to give money to doctors and make men feel less pleasure.

>>743424288
"Everywhere else" Ha! Provided it's dark and windy so she can't see your boner burrito and the refried beans under the hood. You wish you were circumcised at birth like a proper male and now you are too old and weak to get rid of that imperfection.

>>743423943
>best for the man
feeling less is better , you're retarded

Get a new girlfriend.

>>743424249
This, the ignorant idiot would raise moronic children... No amount of sex in the world is worth your manhood, pleasure and the possibility to ruin your offspring

>>743424553
>The entire planet is america and the preferences I meet here applies to it.
I'm actually glad my parents weren't hoodwinked by a doctor, so he/she could harvest my foreskin and turn it into expensive skin cream for women.

Why are you going here of all places to ask this. Then again we sometimes have good answers. But still this should be obvious. Why would you cut off a skin that protects the head of your penis. Not to mention it lubricates it and has tons of nerves on it

>>743424469
Of course tou should shower your funky dick skin every day, welcome to the first world, ape. You fellas with the silly dicks are the ones that need this concern, not us cleanly cut civilized men.

>>743424484
Lol this is all you uncut guys need to keep telling yourselves. Eventually you'll find a woman with the ability to overlook your defect.

>>743424753
> t.Muslim

>>743422709
Tell her you'll do it if she eats the foreskin after it's done.

>>743424697
Hahaha! Where you from, ape? Someplace with flush toilets?

>>743422709
Don't do it unless you want to. If she is forcing you tell her to fuck off. Circumcised is better but its gotta be your choice

>>743424583
I'm the one OPs girlfriend will end up fucking when he doesnt get rid of that bullshit ape foreskin. Me and my civilized dick will take care of her.

>>743424945
Denmark anon, we've been a civilization before your home was even an idea. But muh freedums amirite?

>>743424841
>defect
pretty sure that only applies to people like you, with your mutilated hotdog

So we got in a fight because I posted to 4chan lol

>>743424753
i'm cut for one, and i still clean my dick every time i shower because i'm not a fucking cave troll, and i would do that even if i wasn't, what i wouldn't do is create a religion to mandate the genital mutilation of all our baby boys and girls, endanger their lives during the process, and dull every single one of their sexual relationships for life, shlomo

>>743425165
Cut her lose man. You are the male. You are the boss. You should have control of every area of your life. A bitch gets upset about your dick, then about you going on 4chan?

Don't even pay any attention to her shit. The moment you do that you will finally get the respect you deserve.

>>743425165
that's the best reason to get in a fight

>>743425147
>inb4 kek scandicuck, enjoy sucking sandnigger dick.
At least me parents didn't have me mutilated to please some guy who sold cereal.

>>743425615
at least my*

Uncircumcised is so much better there's a reason why your penis comes out that way I wish my parents didn't circumcise me.

>>743423068
it's that easy once you grow a pair of fucking balls
>>thread.

Your girlfriend's a huge faggot. If she doesn't like a natural dick then dump her. Seriously. My girl loves my uncut dick.

If not, then tell her to circumcise her clit and see how she thinks then.

>>743424001
this

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>>743423795
Lol you fucking bullshitter. I last twice as long now in bed, it wasn't anywhere near as bad as you say it was pussy, I had mine done at 23 and I had fucking pain for a few weeks, but the ointment they gave me helped a lot. I can last longer in bed now and my girlfriend prefers it too.

>>743422709
break up with her

The only thing you should be cutting off you is your retarded girlfriend

>>743426380
Good for you, you had an elective surgery as a consenting adult.
Please tell me how this justifies doing unnecessary surgery on babies.

>>743425161
People like hotdogs, they don't like smelly tuna subs.

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>>743426380
>I last twice as long now in bed
>but I didn't lose any feeling

>>743426538
I'd have preferred it done when I was a tiny small thing which couldn't remember a few weeks of endless pain.

>>743426616
Anon, your genitals aren't food.
I know it can get confusing when you see people sucking on them, but this is how it is.
Also if people didn't eat tuna subs, why do they exist?

>>743426380
>i last twice as long
Probably because you cant feel nything down there anymore

>pussy
>my girlfriend prefers it too
Lol, sounds like your the bitch who needs excuses for your dried up dick

>>743426695
>Oversensitive ugly foreskin dick results in poor performance and toxic smells.

>>743426616
Oh damn. I didnt know showers didnt exist

>>743426848
See the thing about that though is that babies don't understand why they are in pain, adults do.
You might not have remembered it, but it would have had an impact on your brain and before you ask for a citation here you go https://www.psychologytoday.com/blog/moral-landscapes/201501/circumcision-s-psychological-damage.

I gotta say I'm glad my husband and sons are all cut.

>>743426380
you last longer in bed because nerve endings have been removed. i mean body modification is fine and all but you might as well get a prince albert done at the same time so you can enjoy sex instead of it being some sort of mildly satisfactory cardio exercise.

>>743422709
don't cut part of your dick off for a girl.
also, uncut weenies look weird. just sayin.

>>743427065
Sure, bodily autonomy is only a woman thing anyway eh, it's not like men deserve the same rights as you.

>>743422709
Dont snip your flesh just because she has enjoyed other cocks that doesnt have it, chances are your relationship will end.
Also stop folding it for it to stay dry, the whole point of foreskin is to protect your fucking dickhead from going dry

>>743427185
All dicks look weird, just like all vaginas look weird.

>>743427190
Men dont need a foreskin. It just gets in the way

>>743427346
Good goy

>>743427346
Women don't need labia, they just get in the way.
If you took offense to that sentence, you know how I feel.

>>743427205
Too true, stay unsnipped

>>743427396
Enjoy your dick cheese and premature ejaculation

>>743427515
never had those issues bud. Enjoy your scar tissue and lack of actual sensation of sex

>>743427515
Read
>>743427032
And also nope

>>743427448
I dont take offence, you are entitled to your opinion. I believe the penis is better off with no foreskin

>>743427610
My husband seems to enjoy it just fine thank you

>>743427056
>psychology today

>>743426380
>Not lasting exactly what you want to last
When i fucked for the first time i shit you not i fucked for three hours, got tired of it and said fuck it, then came inside her as the needy little slut she was.
Then i drove her to the pharmacy to get next day pills and saw her walk like a baby duckling of how boneless she still felt
I'm barely 14cm long and just as thick and i can please a woman for as long as i want to, and i constantly get reminded on how better my uncut dick is better and had bitches cheat on their boyfriends without even bothering to try, they literally begged for my cock because their bfs was sad in comparission
What im tryin to say here, anon, besides on how fucking gifted i am, is that you're a piece of shit that needs to get his flesh cut just to last a bit longer, twice aas long is just two minutes.

>>743427065
Wait a minute, tits or gtfo

>>743427775
Welcome to the 4chan land of Autism.

>>743422709
>My girlfriend wants me to be circumcied
Time to get a new girlfriend.

>>743427641
>I believe the penis is better off with no foreskin
Then you are a fucking moron.

>>743427065
Honestly, women like you deserve to be circumcised

>>743422709
Don't bend to this girl, she's manipulating you to permanently mutilate yourself based solely off her preferences. This is one of those times when you dig your heels in the dirt and stand firm anon.

>>743427448
Also before you go "That's a false equivalent, fgm is way worse" yes female genital mutilation cuts off more skin and removes vital parts.
But when you assert that, it's basically the equivalent of walking into pizza gate party, seeing a girl getting raped while a boy is forced to suck dick and yelling "someone save that girl, don't mind the boy, he's not being penetrated anally".
>>743427641
Your belief isn't based in credible medical science.

>>743427710
did you look at the citation list at the bottom of that article?

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Just to piss her off because she's mad that I posted dick picks online lol.

>>743428053
I dont care. I like that my husband is circumcised, it think its great.

>>743427985
>>743428004
Oh no, I have an opinion you dont agree with, better get the pitchforks!

>>743428183
Sure you do, it's not you having your body systemically mutilated.

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Thanks for all the support! Sry I didn't mean to start an argument.

>>743428313
You view it as mutilation, I view it as an improvement.

>>743428265
"My body my rules!"
same feminist mantra applies here you cum dumpster

>>743426922
Have you smelled a lot of dicks anon?

>>743427697
Lmao I got some bad news for ya, it's called "acting"

>>743428392
Well that is just dandy, I could use the same argument for FGM.
Except I believe in bodily autonomy for everyone.
I don't give a single shit about adults modifying their bodies, but doing it to kids is pure evil.

Keep you forking and dump the gf. That's how you were born.

>>743422709
get a new gf dude. fuck that dumb bitch.

>>743428576
So when he ejaculates that is acting too?

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>>743422709
Dump that bitch and fuck me. Dick is dick, dick hoodie or not

>>743428579
It only hurts them for a few minutes, both healed within 10 days and then they were fine

>>743422709
Also, tell her you'll only do it if you get "his and hers" circumcisions. Its only fair. Otherwise she can fuck herself. Or she can just fuck herself.

>>743428800
But that isn't true at all though, it leaves permanent changes in their brains and exposes them to the risk of infection, loss of their genitals and in the worst cases death.
All because you think it looks nicer.

>>743428725
It's not fucking hard to ejaculate. Ejaculation doesn't come from pleasure, it comes from the nervous system registering that the penis is being used in a sexual manner and that ejaculation at that time is liable to result in producing offspring. Pleasure is usually involved as well but when you drop a shit load of nerve endings it gets much less pleasurable. Stop arguing your experience against facts.

>>743428417
This pic is why she wants to you get cut
Your dick looks like a fucking snuffaluffagus trunk jesus christ

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>>743427775
what ever you say shlomo

>>743428950
Well, they had no infections, still have their genitals and are normal, well adjusted kids so I dont give a fuck.

>>743428969
Whatever bud.

>>743423836
Well thats false. Love my bfs uncut cock

>>743422709

My missus wanted to circumsise our son. I'm not and I wasn't having any of that because I'm not a little bitch. She threatened to leave me and went to stay with her mum for a week.

Her entire family hated on me for it, still won though. Missus is back living with me. Kid's nearly 2 without a mutilated cock.

Some women say they want a circumsised man but the real of it is women want a man who actually is a man. Get circumsised, don't get circumsised, just don't be a little bitch about it.

>>743429067
Huh, it just looks like penis to me, I guess not growing up in a country of rabid cereal salesmen gives me a different perspective.
>>743429123
I'm trying to impart the notion that you were hoodwinked, you aren't a bad parent for having your kids circumcised, your doctor was a bad person for convincing you it was necessary.

>>743429152
Sorry did I trigger you?

>>743429123
>i dont give a fuck
Well of course you dont give a fuck. You're american. You and all the americans dont care about anything

>>743422709
tell her if you're getting circumcised her clitoral hood is coming off.

>>743425165
>>743428167
Send her a link to this thread. Let her know that /b/ would like to hear her side of this.

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>>743429256
i hope you gave it to her
in the ass whit
out lube at least once

>>743429522
What can she come up with that can't be countered with "my body, my choice"?

>>743429278
>rabid cereal salesmen
fucking kek, never heard that before
guessing its some allusion to all the jews that control the media?
sorry my tinfoil cap wasn't on tight enough lmao
And the funny thing is your gf probably thinks the same thing. Why not just get a woman who loves you for who you are?

Aaand we broke up. Step one I guess in most of your replies.

This'll be fun tomorrow lol.

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>>743422709

>>743428167
I wouldn't call that a dick, you tiny homeboy

>>743429649
There was a guy named John Harvey Kellogg, who invented kelloggs cornflakes. He was a huge proponent of circumcision and was a big contributing factor to it becoming general practice on infants, all for the sake of stopping people from masturbating.
I live in a country where circumcision is rare, all of my former girlfriends had no issue with me being uncut.

>>743429750
Lol. Ok, that's funny. Thanks.

>>743429939
That's an interesting factoid I'd never heard, I'll look into it.
Ty for piquing my interest anon
Now cut that fucking abomination off and become one of the glorious Kellogg masterrace

>>743429679
congratulations OP, glad we could help. for real.

>>743429617
Such a short sighted faggot.

>>743429679
Post her nudes.

>>743429570

That's being a dick not a man

ask her to cut off her clit so it looks nicer

>>743430349
Fuck no, I'll continue to use soap and water to avoid what americans use surgery for.
But do go have a read on Kellogg, it's an interesting read.
>>743429679
Well that sucks, but losing a woman who wants you to permanently alter your body for her aesthetic preferences isn't too bad anyway.
>>743430500
Bodily autonomy should be a right everyone has, what is short sighted about that?

>>743429312
Not at all, you just speak shit.
>>743429401
Nope, I am Australian, so is my husband.

>>743430766
Huh, I thought Australians were smarter than that, you'd think that descending from people who had their rights stripped and were sent away from their homes, would engender some sort of aversion to having things done to them without their consent.

>>743430766
oh then thats sorta reasonable, circumcisions one few benefits is if you live in poverty conditions or third worlds and have no access to water for weeks at a time

>>743429570
Honestly, we tried it, and neither of us were a fan.

>>743430742
Ty

>>743424269

WASH YOUR FUCKING DICK from Time to Time...
You fucking filth shit!
You better Skin your whole Body so your Unwashed filthy Sweat borders no Women..
I never had Dick Cheese in my whole Life god damnit

On a totally unrelated note, any girls looking to date an uncircumcised American dude?

>>743431028
Aussies are or once were 30 years behind in knowledge of FAS. Just an interesting fact told to you by me, a person born with FAS

>>743431302
I'm not a girl but sure, lol

>>743431028
Kek. Parents make a lot of decisions forntheir kids.
>>743431050
Yea, Australia is nearly as bad as the US when it comes to poverty.

>>743431302
Kek atta boy op, get straight back onto that horse.
>>743431350
That sucks, I'm sorry that happened to you anon.

>>743431302
OP, post nudes of your ex, you faggot.

>>743431350
FAS?

>>743431469
Yeah, they do, very few of them involve governmentally allowed unnecessary surgery.

>>743429679
Thats for the best bro, bitches rain with the right attitude, promise.

>>743431596
Fetal alcohol syndrome.

>>743430742
Go away autist. Go away.

>>743431600
Yes thats right. I was allowed to have their foreskins removed. I exercised my right

Half Dick half Male right?

>>743431664
Ah, I have a nephew with that. I feel sorry for him. Watching his mum get hammered when she was praegnant was quite upsetting and made me very angry. I dont speak with her any more

>>743431483
My only real issue these days is shite memory. It's pretty funny when my dad can't remember something he needed to and I don't remember what it was either, despite hearing it 30 minutes before. Happens with important stuff like remembering to take meds on time. I've learned to let it go and laugh at the absurdity of it all.
>>743431596
Fetal alcohol syndrome

>>743431710
Your right to ignore their bodily autonomy. Just because something is legal, doesn't mean its good.
>>743431708
Fuck off with your lack or arguments, fuck off.
>>743431827
That is similar to how I feel about people who circumcise their kids.

>>743427056
doesn't matter, why is it illegal to mutilate a females clitoris (and that means even pricks and minor piercings) but it's perfectly fine to cut off one of (if not the most) sensitive place on the male body?

>>743423204
pretty much this spot on, a person that goes into a relationship and starts telling you to change your body and tells you you would look better with etc etc is shallow and twisted trying to change you for her own ideal perfections and will never be properly happy with the changes.

Once you give in one time theyre going to continue to mess with you psychology until the relationship ends and you feel like an idiot for changing who you are for someone that probably has no interest in changing themselves.

>>743431949
lack of*

>>743431710
its also a right to be a shitty parent and do the bare minimum to raise them, gonna exercise that right too?

>>743431949
Its just foreskin! I lile the dry look and how tight my husbands skin gets when he is erect. I like how rubbing his bare head makes him squirm.

>>743432015
Because bodily autonomy is apparently only important if it applies to women.

>>743427346
>women don't need a clitoris, the female clitoris is disgusting and gets in the way. Any woman with a clitoris is filthy.

>>743432143
Why dont you go cut your clitoris off? It's just skin.

>>743432214
That is your opinion and you are entitled to it

>>743432143
So you decided to do the same to your kids?
You do realize you're basing putting your kids through surgery because it turns you on right?

>>743432143
>its just forski-
yeah, australian education at work here fellas

>>743432089
No

>>743428265
You're the one with pitchforks, anon. And you're using it to stab and rip off unconsenting children's foreskins

>>743432303
And because of that I have the right to cut my daughter's clitoris off, like ou did with the skin of your son right?

>>743432291
Its more than skin, its the equivalent of the head of the penis

>>743432303
So knowing as an adult how good your clit can feel, you'd still have been fine with your parents getting it cut off for the looks were it legal?

>>743432379
welp, too late. you took away your childrens choice, of which they could of made themselves at 18, which no male would willing do unless they were deformed because its literally mutilation. better luck next time.

>>743432309
Yea, if you want to look at it that way then yes.

>>743432457
You don't actuqlly know anything about the skin of the penis, do you?

>>743428800
same deal with tattoos, they only hurt for a few minutes so it's no big deal, right?