ITT: Post the images you have saved, but never get to use

imagine having a dick like that. You'd wanna top yourself.

>>743392616
why?

>>743392752
Holy shit, story? She ded?

>>743392616
but why?

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>>743391771
Fixed

>>743393232
I feel like "shitty rick" is too on the nose and kinda redundant

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why does she constantly compare her poops with her penis though?

(judging from the feminine socks its obvious she identify as a girl, but i have to admit she's not very good at being girly)

>>743393440
>she
identifying as a girl does not make you female

>>743393255
That little girl has a big cock.

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>>743391771

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>>743393645
The madman took it!

>>743393669
clg's love big cocks

>>743394081
wasn't this something that had to do with a botched liposuction surgery

>>743392752

doesn't concrete give you chemical burns?

I'm guessing this is like flour and smt

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>>743394081

>>743393156

bordom

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>>743392752
no way thats real concrete

u guys are some weird fuckers

>>743394081
Dude, urine therapy could have avoided all of that.

>>743394291
not really chemical, it just gets superhot while hardening.
it also contracts, so she would be squished

its fake as fuck

>>743393679
comfy-as-fuark/10

been thinking of getting a fur hat

>>743394291
I heard it can give you chemical burns but there's no
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>concrete evidence

>>743394081
Sory?

>>743394605
Concrete contains Lime, a caustic alkali chemical that is fully capable of burning you.

>>743394291
>>743394460
Why do you guys think it's concrete?

It doesn't have anything close to the consistency of concrete...way too wet and gloppy

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>>743394605

>>743394605

Listen, bud, you stop that shit right fucking now

>>743394745
Please don't ruin my joke

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>>743394577
Do eeet

I made one for a friend and made a second one for myself.
>pic related
The brown one is from ebay.

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>>743394745

why would you put lime in a concrete you fucking dumb little scrote

it's not a mojito

>>743394640
It's a miracle she's even standing. She probably died of septic shock by now. Looks like botched liposuction as noted. Could be illegal basement operation. Women are so fucking vain I don't much sympathy for this.

>>743394922
niiice. how much?

>>743395264
I'll let this one for for $500. I can do any color you want, as big as that one, more conservative, or even bigger. price depends on what you want.

Once I had this girl who was really into me, she was really petite and had a really sexy style sense.
>The only problem was that my dick was way to big for her and it hurt her.
>So after a while of trying to fuck we decided to go different ways.

A dick that's too big is exactly as bad as a dick that's to small.

So unfortunately it's up to the girl and her canal.

>>743395024

agreed

>>743392616
was this a fetish thing or a torture thing?

>>743395767
one things for sure, it was fun for someone

>>743392616
Bill?

>>743395398
oh shit thats expensive

>>743392616
Damn! Bill Clinton... !

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Never found a reason to post this. I kinda use it to text people if I feel like fucking with them.

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>>743393440
>her penis

fucking americans are beyond retardation, you're the laughing stock of the world due to idiots like this

>>743392616
Where is his dick?

>>743391771
tf is this crap

>>743397096
KEK this guy is getting fired

>>743397238
that midget changes everything

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>>743394605

>>743391771
My dick looks like this, whats wrong with it?

>>743398203
How do you know if you have bingo on this card? Never seen a bingo card before?

>>743391771
Seems normal.sign me up

>>743392752
Do you think this is real?

>>743393669
..in her hands.

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>>743394605

>>743399304
...oddly aroused..

>>743393440
>has feminine socks so clearly female
>literal penis staring you in the face
>using .02% of my brain i can decipher that this is just a faggot

>>743392752
Stupid.

>>743391771
dam, dats some healthy turd

>>743399691
>lrn2shoop

>>743396939
story?

>>743400088
>lrn2shoop
what u mean?

>>743400112
He's dead anon

>>743400581
I know. But that doesn't explain the baseball

>>743400112
It's called putrefaction

>>743397725
what is this?

>>743401646
You know what it is

>>743401646
I fapped to it.

>>743394623
why does he have a bandage on his dick? Has he just been circumcised?

>>743392752
All I wanna know is who she is tbh

>>743397725
quill fucking stop

>>743401995
Hillary Clinton

>>743401995
Some fat slut

>>743391771

the end of his penis looks like an anus

did he poop that out of his dick?

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>>743397725
>>743401646
>>743401866
>>743401960

>>743395024
she just wanted to look sexy, she's the one paying for it. Don't think anyone deserves that

>>743397804
phimosis?

>>743401995
was*

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>>743391771
Serious question: is that a legit shit that this person actually took? Did they eat a bunch of wax or something first? I've never taken a shit that looked anything like that in 30+ years.

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>>743391771

>>743397096
is she okay?

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>>743393440
Stop calling him a she you faggot. Fucking kys.

>>743394957

I find that really upsetting. Poor kids.

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>>743407417
I went to this show.

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>>743391771

>>743394313
Fucking moar!!!

>>743396790
Sauce or story??

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anyone got this webm?

>>743392752
seriously where is this from

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>>743409985

or this one?