What do you think about the flooding in Houston?

>>743382389
Go ask /x/

>>743382389
Houston's a shit hole flooding or not

>>743382389
Had we built the wall..... But no, liberals will likely blame our President for this as well.

On my way down with my boat to get free shit

Luckily I'm off at college, my house back home is flooded up to the doors right now though. My whole neighborhood is underwater.

>>743382601
Wow, you're a real gem

>>743382389
God's punishment for Texans thinking they're really better at any and everything all the time. Like, always. Because, you know, Texas.

>>743382821
But we are.

>>743382947
name five, shit kicker

>>743382821
>floods Houston
>lesbian mayor
Maybe God's punishment for that
Or maybe he's targeting all the nigs who left New Orleans for Houston after Katrina

God's divine punishment.

>>743383097
For the gays.

>>743382601
Damn that's a good idea

>>743383050
Food
Jobs
Culture
Conservatism
Money

>>743383070
we have a nigger mayor now.

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>>743383175
Houston a few weeks ago

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>>743383324
my bad
previous mayor pictured

>>743383264
>Shitty Food
>Slave Jobs
>Absolutely no Culture
>Conservatism!!!
>Money in the hands of a very small elite minority

There, fixed that for you

>>743383627
Texas has the best food in the United States. Tex Mex is god tier you fucking fag,

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>>743383388
Houston now

>>743383264
Texas... food...

So like, southern fried disgusting white trash shit? Austin has good food. Want to know why? The fucking hipsters and millennials that actually have good taste in food. The rest of Texas is awful BBQ, Texmex enchilada plates (literally tubular shit quality tortillas drenched in food-colored green "sauce"), and food out of Paula Deen cookbooks.

>>743382389
it's warm,
it's nice
>not reading q#ran
i like swimming
>but not in a town called venice

>>743383707
today is 27 august...not 18 january, you faggot

>>743382389
Fake News!

>>743383695
God tier if you're white trash taking Gomer and the illegitimate gaggle of kids out for Sunday dinner on your disability checks.

>>743383177
Yeah come down to Texas try to loot. That's a great idea.

>>743383867
>awful BBQ

We found the queer, boys!

>>743383867
kruez's market in lockhart, tx. best bbq ever

>>743383695
Better than New Orleans? Better than San Francisco? Better than New York City?

Put the pipe down Bubba, your regional confusion is showing.

>>743384393
Lol. Sure.

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I know everyone is really happy to see the flood happen and it was a really big party where it hit, and I see where you're all coming from but i can't help but think there might be a downside. It just seems too good to be true, you know?

>>743384393
I can personally cook all that retarded cancer culture into a hole.

You can argue on the internet all you feel like, it can't take your virginity away.

>>743382578
sure we will, and cutting funds will be the topic ;)

>>743384541
Houston may be a shithole, but we do keep the lights on in this faggot fucking country. Ala petrochem, cattle, Texas instruments, and Lockheed. As well the med center.

You will feel this.

>>743383070
and 2 Dumbfuck Republiscams former Presidents

>>743384316
Austin has decent BBQ. Franklin has decent BBQ. Everywhere else is ketchup trash meat for fake white trash cowboys with no tastebuds.

>>743384598
I bet you wear skate shoes and don't eve skate

>>743384795
>Mmmmm crank.

>>743384751
Lololololololololololol

GOOD GAWD u r a gay reaching faggot

>>743383695
Been all Around and I would Say Pretty much Houston is Great but Haven't tried much @New Orleans

>>743384816
I'm a bastard metalshit and kind of beach bum.


=I can bar-b-cue.

>>743383707
I live in jersey village. No flooding here and my Whataburger is still open. Fuck yeah

>>743384784
homosex detected

>>743384908
All of those things in not Houston?
Yeah. Because we can trust people who talk like you type to handle them.
That's why this country collapsed economically already.

>>743384393
NYC food is shit. New Orleans is the only thing that is close to tx food. But is only of you get coonass food

>>743382389
i think it is what americans deserve for electing trump

>>743384974
It took another to find me sweetheart

>>743383264
>food
From the Mississippi or mexico
>jobs
Minimum wage
>culture
From California and new york
>conservative
Paid for by Isreal and Russia
>money
Debt
>military
Regularly threaten US military with civil war
>only state that was a republic before joining union
Which you had to join cause mexico was fucking you up
>huge thunderstorms
I'll give you that, storms in Texas are bigger.

>>743385018
Dude, you sound like the most self-righteous, reaching faggot on the planet. Just stop. No one gives a fuck about you or Houston. You're not as special as you think, snowflake.

>>743384972
i made it to HEB on 249 and louetta this morning...cypress creek was way out of its banks

>>743384751
sorry Sambo, we can live without you. There are refineries everywhere there's a coast - even in California. There is nothing that you do or produce that we couldn't do somewhere else.

Good luck, hope you make it out of this okay but please don't think for a minute that we need you.

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>>743382389
>>743383707

>>743385220
The fuck are getting that?
It's just the truth. All of those things have huge hqs in and around H-Town.

You're fucking pathetic. Just be a goddamn man for the first time and admit you aren't the goddamn greatest thing in the world.

>>743384933
New Orleans has some of the best food, man, great stuff. Moffelettas from any deli are excellent, not to mention all that crayfish and softshell crab, some damn good stuff.

>>743384972
Good luck tomorrow, they have to get semi trucks in there somehow. And the only think you'll get from the national guard is MREs so you'll have your butthole plugged up for a few weeks from constipation

>>743385223
I heard. Did u happen to take at look at lonestar college. I heard it got fucked up pretty bad

>>743382389
God's punishment for fag enabling.

>>743385048
I'm sorry, I don't think I'll take the word of someone who composed this sentence.

>But is only of you get coonass food

>>743385295
Houston. Ship. Channel.

>Checkmate. There is not a thing you do in your day that isn't totally relying on Houston.

>>743384751
Have you heard of Washington state. Double the production, half the population, no state income tax, and eastern wa is basically Texas. West is green with trees, central is green with cash, and east is green with nukes.

>>743385295
Right you need the rest of the state's to stay alive we just need us.

>>743385371
mother's restaurant on Poydras and Tchoupitoulas. awesome shrimp poboys

What ever happened to flood girl last night? Jen?
And pizzabro? He alright?

>>743385389
We have plenty of food.

>>743385413
drove right by it. didn't see anything out of the ordinary

>>743385471
Good luck paying for it to get to Florida.
Jesus you're dumb.

>>743385449
Fuck off then.

>>743385555
>Check em

>>743385539
What about potable water

>>743382389
They got what they deserved for not believing in climate change.

>>743382578
You mean the wall with holes like a chainlink fence? No wonder you're a Trumpanzee. You're retarded.

>>743385525
Anyone know?

>>743385555
If florida wants something they can come and get it.

Nice quads

>>743385525
#EmbraceTheFlood was fucking great too.. Wouldn't mind hearing how it turned out

>>743385628
Six cases of water. 5 bottles of wine and 1 bottle of vodka. Just killed the bottle of rum. I have more water at my store.

>>743385681
>He thinks you can keep wetbacks out.
>Miserable squalor and absolute corruption.
>Or go to America and live comfortably for the rest of my life, and descendants lives.

>>743385732
That's not how currency works.

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>>743385555
nice quadz, yo

>>743385476
Nah bro, nah. I live in California. We pay more in Federal Income Tax than we receive back. We grow more food than ANY other state. We also grow stuff you can't. We have a complex industrial structure that builds Teslas and nuclear weapons. We give you the music, television, and movie entertainment that you gobble up. We have redwoods, the Sierras, desert and fucking Malibu and San Diego beaches.

Nah man, we're good - you keep being you though. Oh, and don't forget to say how shitty California is and we'll just retort - weed is legal here.

>>743385745
Not enough alcohol

>>743382389
Fuck Texas, All of it, in its hillbilly ass until its gone and take Alabama, Louisiana, Arkansas and fuck it lets just say the south along with it. World would literally be a better place.

>>743385933
2 5 litre boxes of red wine and a 12 pack of shiner bock. killed one box of wine and working on the second.

>>743382561
This. That city was overdue for a thorough douching.

>>743385819
What are you on about? Just exchange credit like a normal state.

>>743385989
Is there floodwater outside? Show us some pics anon

3 more feet before my house floods

>>743385854
Don't give a shit about your beaches, tesla, redwoods,or the liberal brainwashing trash you spew out of your cucked state. Cali, could disappear and no one other the Cali fucks would care.

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>>743382389
Wish I was there for a swim where nobody can tell me to get out of the because it closes and then opens again for a new sesh for other customers

>>743386106
jealous much?

it's fucking over mostly trump supporters so it's a good thing. They can rely on their god emperor to clean up the damage.

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>>743382389

hope the storm floods the entire state, then the rest of the Dirty South

>>743382389
Please send help. I'm stranded and hungry.

>>743385933
Yeah of not then I got some purple haze stashed away.

>>743386035
nothing to see. my street is empty. it was completely underwater this morning...but it drains pretty quickly

>>743386219
I live in New York, I can't send shit

The military is bringing food and water

>>743386155
No not at all. I was actually hoping and praying that Cali would acutally secede from the union when Trump was elected

>>743386219
Give your god emperor a call.

>>743386168
Houston is a liberal city full of niggers and spics

>>743385854
Then why the fuck are your commie neighbors coming to Texas and trying to fuck with our politics? Say what you want but cali takes more federal funding than any other state. Wow you have legal pot. Just a hint mate, it's not legal federally meaning the Feds can still fuck you guys over.

>>743384240
this nigger gets it.

>>743382821
This.
>such is the price of arrogance

>>743383695
>best food in the us

except it's not.

>>743386219

get a job you bum

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All of the telephone lines are down

>>743383867
as somebody from south carolina, i can agree with you. texas style bbq is like some sort of nasty slavic food in comparison to southeastern bbq.

It sucks but Texas is completely expendable.

>>743384751

keep thinking that, faggot. thats true texas retardation right 'LOL THEY NEED UZ'

West coast has got, food, money, gdp, east coast got med advances, and we got Louisiana. so texas can fuck back off to your daddy, mexico

>>743386618
we just don't douse our bbq with sauce. sauce is for faggots. that's like throwing ketchup on your well done steak.

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>>743386574
kek

>>743386682
So much jealousy

>>743385453
ever heard of the mississippi river? you know the one that runs all the way down the US and ends in Louisiana?

>>743385496
all their poboys are good.

>>743384598
Take it from this non-virgin guys, he knows what he's talking about, his anus is cavernous.

>>743382389

"Houston, we have a problem".

>>743383388
Why do they fly those multiple colors? So what does a straight person flag look like?

>>743386872
my nigga

especially when you're washing one down with an abita amber

>>743385958
nah man keep louisiana. new orleans is fun.

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ha ha ha just wear a life jacket ull be fine

>>743386750
>implying bbq meat is in any way, shape, or form comparable to a NY strip steak or ribeye

no wonder they say only two things come out of texas

>>743382578
Had we built the wall.....what? Do they stop hurricanes?

>>743386340
And everything around it is ignorant trump land. Fucking worthless state.

>>743382389

I think the Texas senators who voted against federal aid for hurricane Sandy should go suck it and stop requesting federal aid for Harvey. Do what republicans say they do and help themselves. I thought they wanted smaller government and no handouts.

>>743387180
/ thread.

>>743387180
rekt

>>743386106
Samewith Texas. No one would notice or care.

Your not as important as you think you are. My GF learned this when she left that God awful shithole

>>743387129
that's not what i said, you faggot. KYS

>>743382389
20 miles to texas
25 to hell

>>743387282
So u agreed your worthless. Where is your gf from.

>>743387299
>texas boy that doesn't have horns
>calls somebody else a faggot

the irony is thick

>>743386408
*sigh* spoken like a true uneducated hillbilly. California does take more but the state gives back more than it takes. It's a net loss for the state but a win for you - and yet you greedy, feckless fucks STILL can't say thank you for us giving you some of our largess.

Commie neighbors coming to Texas to fuck you up? Come on, we're bored and it's easy. Also, you're closer than Florida which is next on our list. We'll clear out all of the evangelicals and restore proper order to the universe but let me hit this bong one last time. Oh, and the Feds (meaning that racist Southern fuck Sessions) wants to fuck with our weed? Come on over then and give it a shot (hint: we're the most populous state and that would be a losing proposition before it even began.)

Good luck with all that extra water though.

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nothing of value lost

>>743387384
you irony my shirts

>>743382389
as maynard james keenan once said

learn to swim

>>743387388
Wired, I had some Cali people move in next door to me and even they said it's a liberal hell hole and they don't get a say in its failing government.

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I'm on my way guys. Who needs to be rescued?

>>743382389

i think they're gonna miss the game of thrones season finale

>>743382389
It couldn't happen to a more deserving city.

>>743387357
I'm from a no shit tier state . She is from kemah/league City and her family is from seguin

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>>743387699
no doubt, no doubt. assuming you meant weird instead of wired - yeah, we kick out the simpletons who don't get it. we're happy to send them your way. Cali's economy is dominant, it's culture is dominant, it's environment surpasses anything else in the union. "failing government" - good one poster, good one. Quick question though; why do you feel the need to lie on the internet to overcome your weaknesses?

>>743388197
Kemah? She must be good at sucking black cock huh

>>743388247
Why do y'all have the highest debt?

Fuck them I'm in San Antonio

>>743388329
Why because there are a bunch of rich white asshats who live. In kemah ?

>>743388581
Yep and a bunch of girls with daddy issues, that would love nothing more to rebel and make daddy mad.. I will say Kemah is a nice place to visit of the day.

>>743382389
Do Texans believe in climate change yet, or are they waiting for a few more of these to decide? Just curious.

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>>743388704
She doesn't. And I'm glad. She's my slut now. And she's gladshes not in Texas anymore

>>743382389
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wVjdMLAMbM0

Ain't nothing new son.

>>743388787
This is the fault of liberals and their fake news obviously.

>>743388787
hurricanes have been hitting the gulf coast for centuries. but yeah...most educated folks here believe in AGW

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>>743382389

Oh well, I'm tired and so weary but I must go along
Till the Lord will come and call, call me away, oh yes
Well, the morning's bright and the lamb is the light
And the night, night is as black as the sea, oh yes

There will be peace in the valley for me, someday
There will be peace in the valley for me, oh Lord I pray
There'll be no sadness, no sorrow, oh my Lord and no trouble, I'll see
There will be peace in the valley for me


(hearts are with all of you. If Louisiana could live through Katrina, y'all Texans will make it through this.)

>>743389101
Damn dude. She'll cut you with that tail bone.

>>743389101
>Dem scars on your arm
Why do you self-mutilate you faggot?

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>>743382389