Why is american beer so, heh, piss poor?

>>743374860
I don't know, I drink Canadian beer.

>>743375148
idk, i try and like all sorts of piss

>>743374860
>Selling point
>Alcoholics hold poor standards

>>743374860
Because when you say "American beer" you actually mean cheap, low-quality macrobrews produced by multinational corporations while ignoring the expansive small and craft brewing market in America while championing the small and craft brewing markets and ignoring the massive presence of cheap, low-quality macrobrews produced by multinational corporations outside America.

>>743375537
Not all alkies drink paint thinner and engine coolant.

>>743376038

Nah bra. South African macrobrewed beer is actually pretty good. They started selling bud here and noboy is buying it. Black Lable- 3 mil mineworkers cant be wrong.

>>743376038
thats because " cheap, low-quality macrobrews produced by multinational corporations" in other countrys sell better beer

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This is good beer

>>743374860
What is even light beer? Never heard of it here in germany. Is it calory-reduced or is there less alcohol in it?

>>743377405
Anything under 5%.

>>743374860
why do you always have a conversation about this
you are prob that guy no one really likes but he has beer so they still hang out with ya
and everyone gets hammered so they dont have to hear you talk about the taste of the beer
no one fucking cares i am drinking my 20 year scotch

why is everyone obsessed with us americans and our modern/pop culture?

>>743377802
cus' your country became the source of entertainment for the rest of the world, basically.

>>743377941
man, don't you have anything local within your own countries? aren't you supposed to be rich with culture?

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>>743374860
>same reason you think all russian women are fat, ugly, and full of diseases
you are trying the shitty ones

>>743377257

Demonstrably false. Keep your Becks piss to yourself.

>>743374860

Why is the world's highest rated beer a beer from Michigan then?

how can anyone be into beer? it makes you bloated, raises your estrogen, and is inferior in taste to almost every other alcohol

Is beer, dare I say it... pleb swill?

>>743378054
We do have shit going on and stuff. I guess the same for other countries, but it's not as entertaining or influential as yours. For example: My shitty-ass country just tries to be America, so anything that happens is based on what is happening there.

>>743378366
which country?

>>743378466
Guatemala. It's like a little Mexico, but without the annoying accent and more call centers.

You get the idea.

>>743374860
>>743374860
arent yankees making beer of corn ?

>>743378684
no, thats our soda

>>743374860
Because big beer isn't the only American beer. Try some micro brews and then get back to me faggot.

>>743376038
Microbreweries in my country:
>3.20€/0.5l in a bar
Macrobreweries in my country:
>3.20€/0.5l in a bar
PRO TIP:
Any german macro is better than any american micro

>>743378592
i wish i lived near the border so i could get a qt indigenous latin girl.

>>743378205
You do know that
Paulaner
Mönchshof
Schöfferhofer
Radeberger
Jever
Öttinger
Bitburger
are all "big" breweries, which taste bad by german standarts but are better than any non-european beer nonetheless (except Öttinger, that's cheap af festival beer)

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>>743374860
because you picked the worst beer on the planet

>>743379306
isnt beer harem now in germany?

>>743379306
What are some good German brews?

>>743379462
What does that mean?

>>743374860
fuck you faggot.
in Texas drinking Shiner watching the rain come down.

>>743377222
Dragon Stout and Nigerian Guinness, so good

>>743379162
If you are white, you can get basically any girl in my country. Just don't be a fucking weeb or an extremely beta faggot and every girl will pretty much jump straight to your dick.

The cons is that if you have a relationship with an indigenous girl, she will become pretty fucking arrogant because she thinks she's above her race. Your wallet will be drained in stupid shit.

>>743379729
He means hallal I guess, or however you spell it. Because all ameritards are convinced europe is more sandnigger then anything else now, and america is white af lmao

>>743379695
I personally prefer regional beers since i'm franconian. Ammerndorfer is my favourite.
I never met anyone disliking Zirndorfer, Augustiner or Grüner. All of those are usually served as "hell", which means they are pale lager beers. If you're more into pils you may enjoy Weltenburger a lot.
Some secret tips from my area are:
Günther
Sonne
Zunft (dunkel variation of Sonne, very smooth)
Huppendorfer
Simon
Weißenoher hell or keller
If you are more into the sweet beers, radler (50% Beer 50% Lemonade) may be more your thing.

>>743377222
SA macros are nothing special, either.

That's not to say that American macros aren't just about the worst in the world, or that the macros from my country are better than SA. Just that having a reasonably drinkable beer is not a point of national pride.

>>743377802
You spent the better part of a century ramming it down everyone's urethras and systematically purchasing or killing local media so that there's very little else left.

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Beer tastes awful no matter how it is made so removing as much of the "flavor" as possible while being cheap as fuck is ideal.

>>743379157
Except the stuff sold in plastic bottles like öttinger

>>743378332
>>raises your estrogen

Oh, you're one of those guys.

>>743380417
Festival beer
19 cent per can

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>>743380456
>Oh, you're one of those guys.

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>>743379695
This is great
It's from a bigger regional private brewery
4,39€ for a 2litre six-pack
Best darkbeer, has the aroma of a dark beer but still has the dry taste of a northern beer
It's alot better than most more expensive beers
>>743380186
Was zum Teufel hast du grade über mich gesagt, du kleine Schlampe? Du solltest wissen, dass ich meine Ausbildung beim GSG9 als Jahrgangsbester abgeschlossen habe, in mehrere Kommandounternehmen gegen Al-Kaida involviert war und über 300 bestätigte Tötungen habe. Ich bin in Gorillakriegsführung ausgebildet und der beste Scharfschütze im deutschen Bundesheer. Du bist für mich nichts als ein weiteres Ziel. Ich werde dich mit einer nie zuvor gesehenen Präzision vom Antliz dieser Welt tilgen, merk dir meine verdammten Worte. Du denkst du könntest hier im Internet so eine Scheiße über mich erzählen und damit durchkommen? Denk lieber nochmal darüber nach, du Wichser. Während wir uns hier unterhalten, habe ich schon mein geheimes Netzwerk aus Spionen kontaktiert und deine IP-Adresse wird grade rückverfolgt, also mach dich besser auf den Sturm gefasst, du Made. Der Sturm, der das erbärmliche kleine Ding, das du als dein "Leben" bezeichnest, auslöschen wird. Du bist verdammt nochmal tot, Junge. Ich könnte jederzeit überall sein, und dich auf über siebenhundert verschiedene Arten töten, nur mit meinen bloßen Händen. Aber ich bin nicht nur im unbewaffneten Kampf ausgebildet, ich habe auch Zugriff auf das Waffenarsenal der Bundeswehr und ich werde es aufs Vollste ausschöpfen, um deinen elendigen Arsch von diesem Kontinent zu blasen, du kleiner Scheißkerl. Wenn du nur gewusst hättest, was für eine apokalyptische Rache dein kleiner "witziger" Kommentar provoziert hat, hättest du vermutlich dein verdammtes Maul gehalten. Aber nein, das hast du nicht hinbekommen, das wolltest du nicht, und jetzt wirst du dafür bezahlen, du verdammter Idiot. Du wirst in meinem Hass ertrinken. Du bist tot, Junge.

>>743378332
estrogen?

>>743378366
sand nigger?

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>>743380911

is she worth it?

>>743376038
Because even the macro brewed stuff everywhere else is better than the stuff in America

>>743381020
Almost. Read above.

>>743380539
5.0 tastes so much better tho

>>743380387
You have to be at least 18 years old to be on this website, son.

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amerifag here

beer here sucks. big time. even the craft brews in houston are hoppy as fuck

i brew my own

>pic related

irish red and kölsch

>>743377802
Despite all the smartassed answers you will undoubtedly receive, the single truthful answer is this:

They're jealous as fuck. Even with as shitty as things are at home right now, it is still the greatest nation on Earth. If shit realy hits the fan, these knuckleheads know that we all of a sudden forget about racism or LGBQTxyz rights, gay marriages and even just who the fuck the prez is at the time. Before all that bullshit, americans are americans and to fuck with us is to kick the hornet's nest, or to poke the bear, so to speak.

We make damn sure we protect the turf on which we have our petty infighting first, and the we do our petty infighting about racism etc, and the world is obsessed with watching us. Regardless of what they're saying, their actions speak volumes louder than their words, and their actions confirm and solidify that we are the celebrity champions of the world to whom the rest look up to, though their cute little pride will never admit it.

Cheers!

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>>743381237
You can't be serious

>>743381298
looks good, anon.

>>743381509
It's cheap as fuck cancerbeer but öttinger is piss

>>743381704
5.0 IS Öttinger you dumb cunt
https://www.amazon.de/Oettinger-Original-Pils-inkl-Pfand/dp/B008H4MHES

beer is for niggers, tell when it's about the good shit instead of this trash that you just drink to get drunk.

>>743374860
Because you chose a mass produced american beer, made for the purpose of having the most people drink it. Which excludes a distinct taste that will have people either like or dislike it.
Every country in the world have their version of this sort of beer. The Danish version is called Carlsberg, it's equally as shitty as coors light, but Denmark is still known for making good beer.

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>>743381551
thanks.

belgian witbier in the fermenter

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>>743381941
belgian witbier in the glass

>>743381298
looks cheap af

>>743376038
>America while championing the small and craft brewing markets

someone has to keep the hops market expanding

>>743381911
they don't care about beer their just mad because America became a superpower instead of them as shown by them calling all American stuff is shit.

>>743374860
leaf here to brag about the only thing his country is halfway decent at

>>743382185
Be careful about what you claim of non-americans, I used the danish example because that is where I am from.

>>743382059
just like your mom!

>>743382281
sorry, of course not all non-Americans

Euro lagers are all the same. Doesn't matter which country.

Ive always hated every beer ive tried but im on here so you can imagine how many social gatherings ive been to to try more beers. Bud, corona, modelo, montejo, shock top all tastes the same (garbage) but the extra garbage is pabst and heineken

>>743374860
It's not. Most of America has better access to fantastic beer than Europe, where you faggots are drinking red wine and coke if I remember correctly

>>743382059
wtf dis you just say about my mum you fucking nigger faggot

>>743379985
interesting

>>743382535
Europe has been making beer before America was even an idea. There are so many versions of beer here that almost everyone would be able to find one they like.
You're clearly speaking from a lack of experience.

>>743382773
>>743382353

>>743381388
also interesting

>>743382444
>This one type of beer is always this one type of beer

Wow, really?

i live 10 km away from the german brewery that won the world beer award 2017
the beer is fucking amazing

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>>743374860
oh please - nationalism based beer? just stop you little five year olds. There's good and bad beer in every country - thanks to a more global based economy, anything you do in your country can soon be figured out by somebody in another country. "But my tastes are so much more refined than theirs!!" No, it's not. Just stop this stupid stuff.

How about we just introduce good beers to each other instead?

<------- my current favorite

>>743384024
but it's simply not true
American beer IS pisswater, no exceptions

>>743384165
you should go to oregon, washington state, and colorado....they have some really good craft brews

>>743384165
>I'm religious and obstinate about beer.

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>>743384245
>I'm religious

>>743374860
No one drinks that corporate shit. Micro brews are the best sway to go.

>>743384218
We don't fucking want people like this here. They'll start drinking all our great beers and those micros will turn into the macros that make all that pisswater beer...

t. Washingtonian

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belgian beers are the best
/thread

>>743381159
Have you ever had Italy's version of Heineken? Tastes like poisoned carbonated water.

>>743384329
perhaps he meant religiously obstinate

>>743384344
mexicans drink the hell out of bud light for some reason...i was offered a bud light....i politely refused and said "no way, that shit will turn you into a mexican"

>>743384329
Belief held in spite of evidence to the contrary.

>>743381298
Try some Colorado micros man. Tommyknockers is good shit.

>>743384505
i've been to a few in colorado springs. storybook brewing has a killer english brown ale. my buddy carved all the tap handles for the owner

>>743384458
And it's odd because I see quite a few white people drinking Coronas, Pacificas, Modelos, Dos Equis, and such.....

But yeah beaners like bud lights and budweisers

>>743377669
>Nobody likes you, but I am very smart and attractive and interesting, trust me
>I'm drinking my 20 year old scotch

You sound very insecure.

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>>743376038
This

>>743384611
coronas from mexico are actually pretty good. the USA coronas suck ass.

hipsters in my neck of the woods are drinking pabst blue ribbon

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>>743384459
>Belief held in spite of evidence to the contrary.
>That's his definition of religion and not athiesm
Lmao

>>743384694
And when I was a young buck, PBR was what you bought when you didn't have much lol

I been drinking the shit out of Red Hook ESB for afew months now

>>743384789
*when you didn't have much money lol

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>>743384165
There are more than 5,000 craft breweries in the US and each brew a number of different beers. There is no way on God's green earth that you've tried even 20% of those.

I believe you're making your opinion based more on national pride than actual relevance. I guess that makes your post bait.

>>743384758
What credible evidence is there for theism?

>>743382167
This.

Every microbrew seems like it's some variation of "Man-bun Beard Wax Hoppinator 5000" with 14% ABV and enough bitterness to make you instantly puke.

Just... fucking make beer instead of pandering to the hipster market.

>>743384883
you faggots take your fucking jesus shit to another bread...this is a beer bread

>>743384899
czeched.

houstonfag here. craftbrew here sucks major ass...every brewer wants to hop the fuck out of everything. and these hipster faggots drink the hell out of it

>>743384883
>Logical positivism
Topkek, brainlet.
>Dude if you don't know how to recreate a phenomena in a lab it doesn't exist lmao
>Metaphysics isn't even a thing ,lul

I guess I could just start quoting Nietzche, Sorel, Aristotle, etc for you if you want.

>>743384899
>IPA is too butter for me bra
Youngfag detected

>>743385283
>too butter
if your beer tastes like butter, it's from lack of diacetyl rest :)

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>>743385016
You think Jesus liked beer?

I mean he's always depicted as a wine guy, but I figure he must have had some beer. Shit was invented in the Middle East.

>>743385395
Jesus liked Dad's cream.

Because its for poor college kids who wanna look cool at the next party
After youre out of college you should drink hard liquors, if American

>>743385283
It's just not to my taste and it's also way over represented in the craft beer market.

I'm a bourbon guy anyway, but when I want a beer I want something refreshing, not something that tastes like week old coffee.

>>743385395
perhaps

>>743383380
which?

>>743385511
>Week old coffee
>Insulting coffee stout
I will end your life pham,

>It's not my taste
True enough. After awhile of drinking IPA it actually starts to become incredibly sweet, if you're willing to give it chance.

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>>743385511
this is my goto when my homebrew ain't ready

>>743385741
Shiner bock is bretty gud. Goes great with barbecue too. I always put a bucket of it on ice out when I grill.

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who here /dunkel/?

>>743386171
total wine always has a keg of it on hand....i have a keezer in my garage. :D

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>>743386297
>You will never enjoy a nice pint of warm German beer after massacring a whole village for 2 or 3 people from that village being communist partisans
Feels bad mein fuhrer

>>743374860
>>743376038

Beer wasn't a huge commodity until the late 1800's. Americans basically drank whiskeys and ciders. But immigration from many European countries was continuous and very prevalent during this time. What did Europeans like to drink? Beer. So Europeans began to make and sell their own beer. Anheiser-busch was established along with Coors. Taverns were a normal place of business for many new immigrants. But being immigrants and working a shitty low paying job, they could only afford cheap beer. So the immigrants that established the breweries made cheap beer. Congrats Europe you established shit cheap beer to the US.

>>743374860
Try American "craft" beer. United States is surpassing many "beer" countries in beer quality/taste.

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>>743386543
>ywn burn down villages and farms and supplies depots during you hasty retreat from millions of bloodthirsty soviet conscripts
feels bad man

>>743378332
You are comparing beer to hard liquor in terms of taste? Fuck off, you probably compare and complain about everything

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Mfw most of you will never experience, what it means to live in the middle of franconia, with so many amazing beers of all kinds to choose from... also damn cheap, countless small breweries

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>>743387025
I do have a positive to say it that Beer is not loaded with sugar
I'd take a beer over sweetshit any day of the week
some of the drinks I see people with I feel would give me diabetes within a month

>>743384642
They sold out(company) but yeah taste okay for a west cost ipa

>>743377222
>Black Lable- 3 mil mineworkers cant be wrong

pfft.... Bud Light Bud Light, the number one selling beer in the country sold close to 270 million cases- somebody is buying this shitty beer all you eurofags are worried about

>>743374860
Well... during wwii America was distancing itself from all things german. That and America needed to make beer as cheap as possible, because of the war effort.

>>743377222
checked

>>743374860
Fuck off snaggletooth

>>743386666
damn nice quads
checked

>>743390973
always good