Gimme your most offensive one liners /b/

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>>743372979
I love and respect my parents

How do you make a jewish girl scream twice? Fuck her in the ass and wipe your dick on the curtains.
*Badump bump tish*

Sex is reserved for married couples.

I was making out with this fat girl and I told her I wanted to suck her nipple. I started sucking and she said That's not my nipple, it's a boil!

>>743372979
Whores burn like s'mores

>>743372979
Hi.

>>743372979
your life is a lie and you are scared of reality so you waste your time on the internet all day until the day of regret on your deathbed

Your golden retriever told me she never liked you.

Brenda your hair looks shit

What do ypu do about the nigger hanging from my tree.
Nothing, thats my nigger, Ill treat him how I want to.

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>>743373997
lost

>>743374088
lost again

Nobody deserves to live and life is meaningless other than to just exist and keep existing

>>743374800
Its one liners.
I don't know how to simplify it any further.

>>743372979

Niggers are nice and honest people.

>>743375115
How very offensive

poo in loo

heh heh heh

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>>743376430

>>743374491
What if I call Trump a bumbling figurehead used to distract the angry masses from more pressing matters and call Fidel Castro a dictator with sound ideals and terribly, terribly retarded methods.

You dont sweat much for a fat girl

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If only Africa had more mosquito nets, then every year we could save millions of mosquitos dying needlessly of AIDS

>>743376681
Is it sarcasm or just that stupid?

>>743376645
?? Not a one liner.
Libs can't do jokes do either apparently.

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>>743376848
>>743376845

blacks commit more crime

>>743376825
Jokes clearly biased towards one viewpoint are never funny. They only appeal to the 'haha [X] are so dumb and we are so smart'. Political humour needs to be unbiased and self-deprecating.

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>>743377545

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>>743377505
Yeah, "offensive one liners"
It also the NAME OF THIS THREAD.

HUUURRRR. DUUUUR=RRR

>>743377390
My body looks like shit, so I was made to be good?

>>743377693
That's a pretty good shop.

>>743377699
That picture we were talking about wasn't offensive, or a one-liner. It was a shitty joke made by some Trump-supporter who really felt like he needed to convey a message.

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>>743378639
Oh well that's different then

>>743372979
In marriage, there are men's work and shared work.

>>743377266
Argentina Is White you stupid fuck

>>743372979
THE GAME

>>743378964
SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU YELLOW MOTHERFUCKER

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Offensive one liners

>>743377798
Lol!

Thank god for dead liberals!

>>743377693
No way...

Is this shit real?

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>>743377505
Offensive one liner

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Most offensive one liner I have found

>>743377545
>>743377568
>>743380232

100 replies and only three actual jokes

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>>743380545

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>>743380545
You forgot to count yourself

>>743376772
obviously sarcasm, come on anon, don't be a tard

>>743380671

okay, now it's four jokes

What is it with the flood of unfunny facebook tier memes ?

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>>743381338
If you don't like offensive one liners, you could simply move on.
Only a nigger would stick around and make trouble.
How's that for accuracy?

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>>743379604

naw man.

>>743377266
lol Russia needs to be all white. I don't think legally black people are allowed to be black in Russia

I'm not racist, racism is a crime and crime is for niggers

>>743382251
White Xmas best Xmas.

>>743376632
Unfortunately, Capt. Crayons actually said that.

>>743382646
Still a one liner
Still offensive

Criteria = met

If you take me to the friend zone, I'm gonna be forced to take you to the rape zone.