ITT: SECRETS/ CONFESSIONS/ RETARDED OPINIONS/ ETC

fbi/interpol/UN free zone

ive got a crush on a dumb motherfucker that spams flags

>>743357997
is he/she Hawaiian?

bmpp

>>743358099
I don't believe so, why?

>wake up to wind/rain on window middle of night
>house starts shaking
>sirens outside wtf?
>realize its a tornado siren
>freak out run down stairs house starts to shake
>get all the way into basement no one else in family is there
>run back upstairs and see sister running to basement
>grab her and pull her down stairs
>go back up to find parents house shaking to pieces roof flies off
>fall back down stairs and run to sister in corner
>sister screaming and shaking and crying as we sit in the corner
>lights go out wind throwing everything around upstairs floorboards start to shake
>push my sister forward and pull down her pjs cover her with my body
>push my limp cock inside her and pound her till it gets hard
>cum in like 15 seconds while laying on top of her
>pull out pull up her pjs and ride out the storm another 30 seconds.
>go upstairs whole house is gone parents are no where to be found
>orphaned and the next day she asks the state to be put in a different foster home than me
>never see her again.

>>743357405
I have sex with a married older milf. She likes to put me in panties and even bought me the pair I'm wearing now

Im a totally straight guy who likes to have stuff up his ass

>>743357405
I'm gay.

My dad is not pleased with this fact. Completely homophobic.

Half the time his homophobia doesn't even make sense.

>Fishing show on TV in the living room
>Watching it with mom and dad
>Mom: "I don't have the patience for that kind of stuff"
>Me:"It doesn't feel like too long when you're out there"
>Dad:"Time flies when you're a faggot."
>Go to my room

It's getting ridiculous. He goes out of his way to respond to everything I do by calling me a fag.

What do I do?

>>743358756
Confront him and tell him that it is your destiny and he cannot do anything about it, or talk to someone close to him and tell them to calm him down and make him accept the fact that his opinions not always are correct.

>>743358756
You are a fag. Accept it snowflake.

>>743358655
I was you ten years ago. Then cocks replaced dildos. I haven't looked back and get regularly pounded by strange men I meet.

I enjoy scat porn and want a woman to use me for her toilet.

>>743359185
>>743359516
>being this new

彼わ僕のカヲル

I think that we could have done a lot worse than the Donald.

Also, the Divergent series is ass, both books and movies.

>>743358756
>>Dad:"Time flies when you're a faggot."
Every fucking time this gets me.

>>743360110
The real question is:

Does time faggot when you're a fly?

>>743360203
Yes time does suck dick when you are a fly

Just got diagnosed with a kidney autoimmune disease. Don't have health insurance. and don't qualify for medi cal. I'm 22 I feel like I'd rather die. Treatments are above 100k

>>743360287
kill yourself
if you want to be a dick, which I would be in your shoes but im not you, take people with you. sends a message about healthcare etc. even if its only a minute on the evening news

>>743358756
stale pasta is stale

>>743358489
lame attempt at a joke sry

>>743358756
This is pasta you fucking newfags

I ruined a family by sending this girl's nudes to her very religious family and told them how much of a slut she is and evem told them where to find more proof on her phone.

i fuck buddies with my housemate/friend's gf's 13yo sister

>>743360971
Greentext how it started pls?

I was raped in high school, only ever told my friend about it.

>>743361250
Is this click bait?

>>743361377
Not who you replied to but are you retarded ?

>>743361377
>click bait
even i am not this much of a newfag

>>743361377
No? It's actually my biggest secret. Only one I have really.

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>would steal and cum in my aunt and cousins panties
>sometimes leave cum puddled in panties, more in my aunts
> i think they found out
>more and more panties start lying around everywhere / easier to get too
>would cum the most in my aunts slutty panties
>moved out
>now whenever aunt see's me she hugs me extra tight, sometimes rubs my ass

>>743361548
do you mind greentext then?

I was going to kill myself the other day, but I stopped and asked my only friend if she'd talk to me for a bit. Didn't want to mention why I'd ask but she pried it out of me and I cried for two hours while she scolded me about it.

I realized that she never actually denied anything I'd said about myself, and hasn't wanted to talk to me at all since then, makes excuses constantly, and always hangs out with some other guy.

I told her that I felt worthless, and thinking back on what she said, she didn't disagree. Her answer wasn't "You're not worthless", her answer was "Nobody is just born worth something, you have to do something, maybe you should get a job and a house and you'll be happier."

Any time I talk to somebody else for more than a day, she immediately starts trying to push me to go hang out with them, if it's a girl she always says "Maybe you'll like eachother and start dating", if it's a guy she says I should just be gay and date him.

I told her it seemed like she's trying to dump me off on somebody else so I wouldn't be her problem anymore.

She said "It's easy to think that I have other motives, sometimes I do, sometimes I don't, in this case I'm just giving you a little nudge."

She was my only friend for over a decade, I considered her my best friend since we were teenagers. I'm close to 30 now, making new friends at this point is basically impossible, making female friends is even harder than that, and making CLOSE friends? I doubt that will ever happen. Nobody will ever be as close as I considered her.

I stopped all contact with her a little over 24 hours ago and I'm fucking dying, I hate it, even though every time we spoke and I realized how little she wanted to talk to me or hang out with me made me feel like total shit, not having her in my life feels even worse.

I want to finish killing myself, but when she was scolding me I made a promise that I wouldn't do "anything stupid" for a while. I just don't want to be alive.

>>743361548
Would you greentext it? Or would you not like to talk about it

>>743361107
if i wasnt so fuckd up atm i would but i cant now, sry. 1st time was at a party at her house. i had been drinking, she also had some but not much.... we snuck away from the party and fuckd in her room for about 45 minutes

>>743361638
Jesus Christ any well adjusted adult your age would know she's just trying to help you fucking grow up, stop being a pathetic pussy and follow her advice. Or rather kill yourself - you probably don't have the balls to do either option so grow some. People like you really piss me off, life isn't fucking easy for anyone's doesn't give you an excuse to pussy out

>>743361627
>At high school party
>Get pretty drunk
>Three guys start talking to me
>Keep handing me drinks
>Get to the point where I can barely stand up
>Party winding down
>One of them is escorting me to his car, telling people he'll take me home
>Friend I came with is nowhere to be found
>He and his buddies drive me to his place
>The five of them take me to his room
>Spend the rest of the night taking turns with me
>Too drunk to resist
>When they're done they take me back to where party was
>Dump me there and drive away
Sorry if this sucked, I never green text stuff

>>743357997
what does that mean

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I hate having such a small attention span. That combined with Dissociation is a real killer. It makes life so fucking hard. I can barely get through half a day.

>>743361932
That's pretty fucked up sorry about that

>>743362009
Thanks. I've mostly moved past it now.

>>743361932
welp
doesn't seem like you enjoyed it even the slightest
still i guess you didn't go to the police after that?

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He is my Kaworu

i stole some bikini pics from my hot cousin sisters phone 6 years ago and i am fapping to them ever since.

>>743362145
Couldn't do that. Didn't want it getting out, people would see me as ruined.

talked my cousin into letting me fool around with her for money. it was great..

I have a huge desire to fuck my mother-in-law

>>743362295
How old was she back then?

>>743361638
How about you get a job? Stop being such a depressed pussy? Get a place to stay? Maybe people will actually see a 30 year old that has his life together and want to hangout with you. Jesus fuck dude, get off your ass. I dont want you to kill yourself, but no one can help you but you. Maybe you should even go to one of those shelters and get some help. But if you make no effort to turn your life around then I don't know what to think.

>>743362301
never understood why people thought that you would look ruined after talking it out, i mean, there's people to talk to, people that can help being comforted.
anyway, i never got raped, so i guess i just won't understand?

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>>743358756

>Time flies when your a faggot.

>>743362301
That's shitty. I hope you learned to be more aware (I'm sure you did). But shit like this is just the world we live in unfortunately. Humans can be fucked

>>743360961
What about this is a secret? Also you're a fucking retard.

>>743362485
I haven't even gotten raped but dude imagine having EVERYONE know that 3 dudes took turns with you, if you got a boyfriend he would find out about it, it would bother him, everyone would think of it in the back of their minds when they see you - would you want that? Think a little bit I'm sure you're smarter than that when it comes to psychology of shitty humans

>>743362485
I live in a very conservative area. Around here people would see it thay way.

I'm so fucked up. I was neglected and abused, physically and mentally as child by my father/mother/step parents. When a man yells and throws his arms around, even if his target isn't me, I break down and become numb, tears, sobs. The whole fucking thing. It's disgusting, makes me feel weak. I flinch when someone moves their arms too quickly, if their fists are balled I instantly cover my stomach. I hate that I'm like this. I try fighting the reactions that come natural but it's almost impossible. To ensure this shit doesn't continue, I've decided (for as long as I can remember) that I don't want kids. I recently broke up with a man I cared for because he told me of his fantasy for a large family. His mother and sisters send me hate mail every now and then for breaking his heart blah blah.

I have so much baggage. I often think of becoming a hooker, or a hitchhiker so someone can pick me up and murder me. I hate myself because I allow myself to succumb to the damage I can't reverse. I only fuck people I don't know. I don't repeat men because I don't want to be attached. I'm sure I'll kill myself before I'm 30.

>>743362587
newfag

>>743362618
>humans can be fucked
sometimes litteraly too

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Used to go and fap in the school toilets after a lesson with pic related.

>>743362409
19

>>743362639
You're a retard

>>743362460
The friend that told me this is:

Female.
Five months younger than me.
Has never had a job in her life.
Lives with her parents.
Leaves her house less than I leave mine.
Plays video games all day and nothing else.
Is perfectly mentally healthy, has tons of orbiters that buy her all kinds of shit. One guy spent over $1,000 on her last month alone, plus several hundred more this month.

Me:

I do any work I can find.
I write for commission.
I pay over half of the mortgage on my mother's house and live here, and if I were to move out she'd have to sell the house and find a new one.
She tells me that none of my jobs are "real jobs" because they aren't 9 to 5 salary jobs.

I work, but I don't have a "job". I pay bills, but I don't own my OWN place. These apparently mean I'm still not worth anything and have to do more.

It's okay for her though, to do literally nothing.

>>743362618
Yeah, I'm a lot more aware now. Don't go out, avoid being alone with a guy.

>>743362745
Touche

>>743362667
Really sorry to hear that, that's tough especially because of the fact that it's not even your fault that got you in this position

When i was in college , i began to question my sexuality. Fantasized about sucking dick and getting fucked. One time, got really drunk and asked my best friend if i could give him a blowjob. He freaked out and refused ,of course, and it's been some 20 awkward years of not ever talking about it. We're both married with kids, i got a beer belly and he's balding but i'd still love to fuck him and still feel really embarrassed and hurt for his rejection.

>>743360054
Let me translate:

ching chong sucky sucky 2 dollar fucky no love have need to fuck mother dad leaves for work cause cant get dick hard for mother

>>743362759
Maybe you should of provided this context in the first post then fucking retard. It's almost as if you purposefully left it out to make people reply to you so you could reply with this and then make us feel sorry for you

>>743362911
That's pretty gay

>>743362947
I hit the character limit in my first post. Almost exactly 2,000 characters, I had to cut it short, because I'd originally put more there.

>>743362999
I'm pretty gay.

>>743363026
OK SORRY. Well fuck your friend she sounds like a cunt forget about her

>>743361932
Same thing happened to my little cousin a month ago. Currently in the process of hunting them down. Sorry that happened to you.

Sucks for you man. I say hold your head up high and if you can, get revenge on the mother fuckers like in that movie where the girl takes revenge on her rapists

>>743362847
The worst thing imo is that everyone who took part in creating all this mental bullshit I have, deny everything. To the point where to them, it never happened, bruises and cracked ribs, concussions, bloody noses. Everything denied. Like, sure. Yeah, I did it all to myself. I'm like this because of myself.

Thank you though. I'm a glutton for people telling me I'm not insane, and it's not all in my head, and I didn't do this to myself.

>>743361638
well bro, instead of killing yourself do something youve never done
ive done it when I was like 17, now Im 28 still kicking even tho its still fucked up
but when you think about it, there are things youve never done since they are dangerous or unacceptable when you are dead its all gone you cant do shit

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>>743362667
Move away man. Forget your fucked up past and move to canada or something. Shit only worsens if you stay near the hell hole

my gf and I bought condoms for my 12yo niece

>>743363146
Thanks. Be careful hunting them down. I don't know what your plan is but I doubt your cousin wants to see you ruin your life.

>>743363061
Try asking him again. Also, make sure you dont fuck up your kids. You dont want them turning into sjw fags or useless neets

>>743357405
I've been suicidal for the past 3 years now but I just can't for the life of me end it all. Shits amounting so maybe I'll hold out for a few more months and that's it
>Dad hates me
>Lecturers hate me
>I hate me
I used to feel like I should care what my family will think about my death but now... fuck it, I hope my parents/brothers finds my stinking corpse and keeps this memory deep within him.

I can only get off if thoughts about being swallowed alive are involved. It hits me the hardest if it involves some kind of humiliation, sadism, feedism/weight gain, and some sort of creepy monster. Nothing makes me orgasm harder than a good vore roleplay in bed.

It even consumes my thoughts non-sexually. I want to be eaten by all my friends and my partner and just snuggle inside them and feel happy and like a good meal. It doesn't always turn me on if I'm not in a sexual mode, it just gives me lots of platonic butterflies.

I want to say this makes me feel like a freak, but it makes me so happy non-sexually, and when it is sexual I have the most incredible sex imaginable.

Ia there a definite way tibknowbif I'm bi or straight. I've been going through this and I have felt attracted to three guys in the past. But I don't know if I was lying to myself, I occasional dap to both straight and gay porn and had strong fantasies. But I sometimes feel more attrmaced to the feminine facial structures more than mascuilne. In both cases the body alone does nothing for me. Only when they engage in sexual activity am I aroused.This is killing me. I just want to know and be secure

A richfag guy paid me a big ammount of money to fuck my passed out gf.

>>743363792
Make that 5 guys and 4 girls

>>743363792
Kinsey scale test if you wanna be technical, look it up my *gay ass* dude
Post dicc tho

I've had severe mental illness since I was 9 years old, and been abused mentally and sometimes physically by my mother at the age, who takes advantage of me and constantly gaslights me. I've seen many of my family members murdered and die, and I was closest to my father... He too was abused by my mother and at his job and killed himself when I was 14 and left me all alone with her. I've been severely bullied and raped, and as a result engaged in severe self harm (still do). I was planning to commit suicide the day after my highschool graduation, but decided not to in the hopes my life would get better. It didn't. Things with my mother got worse and she barred me from going to college even though I was in the top rankings at my school. I'm finally in therapy after she pulled me out at age 15, and I've been diagnosed with depression, anxiety, borderline and ptsd. I'm currently in a recovery program and desperately saving money and trying to find some way to learn to drive so I can escape her and be free.

>>743357405
I worked in a bakery, and once one of my knives dropped into the toilet from my apron when I was taking a shit. I had to fish it out and clean it off lmao.

I'm in love with a married woman, so I share her pics around 'cause if I see what other guys will do to her I can get over her easier.It's working because I feel less emotionally attached to her now

>>743364531
share.

>>743364531
Share then.

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>>743364583
>>743364631
Her best pic that I've managed to get

>>743364071
I have a small dick

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I want to see my wife with some random guys with huge cocks fuck her while she sucks my cock ... pic related

>unironically have piss bottles and literal trash piling my living space.
>Toilet made too much noise late at night so i just pissed in bottles.
>Much faster than walking to bathroom too.
>didnt really cause an issue. Until...
>about two months ago i tipped over a piss bottle.
>drowned my psu in my computer, had to buy new psu and mobo.
>not happy.
I dont piss in bottles anymore.

>>743364685
kek

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I'm Jewish. I fucked a /pol/ Nazi in the ass multiple times. He was good and tight, and he screamed my name when he came from my dick pounding his insides.

I also served him Rugelach, matzo soup and other Jew foods. He loved it and asked for seconds.

When I got tired of him and said I don't want to see him anymore, he attempted suicide.

>>743364875
lol what are lids for?

>>743361932
What a whore. You wouldn't have been drinking that much alone if you didn't want some. I'll bet you were screaming in joy as they fucked you.

>>743364909
and then you woke up

>>743364894
Hm?

My wife gets fucked by our German Shepard a few times a month.

Our dog knows he's getting pussy when the black towel comes out

>>743364946
I lose the caps a lot. I tend to stack them up in little towers inbetween matches on pubg or siege.
...
Holy fuck I may actually be autistic

>>743364956
Wow look at you go with that edge! XD
Are you 15?

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>>743364731
Same, post ass AND dick then.
>heres mine :3

>>743364583
>>743364631
>>743364685
>>743364894
ok what am i missing here

>>743364909
did he know you were jewish?

>>743364984
I wouldn't gain much lying in a confession thread. I have pics of him but I know he browses /b/ and it would suck for him to find his pics here.

I met a girl in Primary School (for non uk that's school until you're about 11, whatever you call it)

We grew up together and went to the same school. When we went to University she was really into drugs and one time on Shrooms (I didn't take them though) we had a lesbian moment, and I think I fell in love.
She swears she doesn't remember it and I haven't really told anybody else, but she is getting married in a few months now and i'm still in love with her.

>>743365097
He did. He told me it's not really miscegenation since we're both men and therefore can't breed to produce non-white kids.

>>743365150
Tits or gtfo

>>743365091
Beats me, I just posted the confession and pic when asked

Currently cheating on my gf of 2 years with a woman who's in a 6 year old relationship. We both have very vanilla partners, and give each other what we need sexually.

>>743365199
damn lol. Why even bother with someone like that?

>>743365067
No, but I've fucked enough drunk girls to know they secretly want it

>>743365430
How 'bout you get drunk and I'll fuck you. Think you'd like that?

I have a girlfriend of three years and am going to propose soon, but i regularly cheat by having threesomes with a couple i met on craigslist.

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>>743365090
Where you from?

I sucked my cousins cock when he was sleeping and after I jerked off and came in his mothers, my aunts panties.

>>743365525
I'm not stupid enough to get drunk in a dangerous situation. If someone does that they clearly want it.

>>743365385
I know that feeling partially, im on a 13 years relationship, my gf is the only partner i ever had and she is very hard to deal in bed, my desires are getting stronger and i cant even imagine in cheating on her.

>>743365423
Because I saw him and decided that a) he's attractive and b) fucking him would give me bragging rights. I was close to suicide at that point due to personal reasons, so I figured that whether I get to fuck him or whether he gets his buddies together and beats me to death, I still win.

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I am working for ISIS.
I am recruiting people on internet.
Women in particular
If you are interested :
[email protected]

Idk if this counts cuz the whole point is nothing happened to me. My parents family and friends all think I was molested as a little girl. I wasn't. I have always been curios about bodies and boys bodies more than anything cuz they had parts I didn't. I wanted to understand. When I was 5 I started asking boys in my kindergarten class to show me theirs. Most wouldn't, some flashed it, but two boys let me touch it and look at everything. Second time touching one something in my mind just told me to put it in my mouth so I did. It made the boys squirm and giggle so I found it hilarious. Got away with it for awhile but got caught when I was 8 by a teacher. It was a big deal. Cops and cps are involved. What felt like days of interviews and no one believed me when I said no one touched me and no one taught me to put it in my mouth. Idk why I put it in my mouth I just did. Everyone still thinks someone's molesting me but family and school staff are cleared and I insist nothing happened so investigation closed. Realize it's a big deal but not sure why, they only told me what we did was bad they didn't say why it was bad. Don't want to go thru that again so stop doing that. Then puberty hits me hard lol and I start checking out the boys equipment again. I come to find (hehe) that I like giving oral sex. I like being in control of a boys most sensitive parts. Gives me a giant ladyboner. Being honest I probably blew almost my entire hs class and quite a few above and below before I graduated. Everyone always attributed my behavior to me being "molested" but it's not true. I was just naturally curious and then when puberty came naturally horny. It's not a defect or the result of trauma it's just me.

>>743365690
>I'm suicidal, might as well try to fuck a nazi
This fucking board

>>743365761
If you were suicidal, wouldn't you want to do that one impossible thing you've been dreaming about since you were a kid before offing yourself?

>>743365753
Damn, a natural born slut. That's not an insult, that's a compliment.

>>743357405
i am black

>>743365974
Prove it

>>743365974
Gross

>>743365669
Don't do it. The guilt is bad, if I weren't such an asshole it'd eat me alive.

>>743365661
seems legit.

>>743361932
>>743361250
If you didnt file a police report it either didnt happen or you wanted it.
>I'd rather let rapist run the streets and possibly rape more people but who cares because right?

>>743365690
he should've just Sudoku after you ditched him. Once less polfag nazi.

>>743357405
I had a 3 year relationship with a married woman who has 3 kids. She was 40 I was 20, she was incredible in bed

>>743365743
totallynothecops.jpg

>>743365661
Can confirm, only time me, or any of my friends get that drunk at a party, we've already said beforehand that we wanted some

>>743366052
It was 5 boys' word against mine. I had no proof. If I'd reported it, I'd be ruining my own reputation and they'd just get high-fives from their other friends. I'm not an idiot.

Fucked my wife while we both looked at cheese pizza

She loved it

>>743365385
Nc?

>>743365939
I'm not a slut I'm just not ashamed to be a sexual being.

>>743366173
Where dis you get the pizza from? Papa John's? Domino's? Pizza Hut?

>>743366173
pics or it never happened

>>743365385
I think I know the one you're cheating with lol story matches up

>>743366091
He would've succeeded if his fellow Nazi buddy hadn't found him and gotten him help.

It goes without saying that the Nazi group he used to go to disowned him and told him to never contact any of them again.

>>743366173
I would like a wife like that

>>743366305
None unfortunately

>>743366336
good. maybe he'll find his way out some day.

>>743366434
I'm pretty lucky I know. She loves incest and age play rp in bed

>>743366491
That's a nice mix

>>743366441
Links or it never happened

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i've cum to her drink

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>>743366465
Looking at his FB, he seems to have stopped larping and gone to college instead of being a neet.

I feel like I was a net positive influence on his life. And I got boipussy so I'm happy.

Cheated on my boyfriend with his best friend who I lived with for a while. It was just a really drunk accident at first but then he blackmailed me further into it, threatening to kick me out and tell my boyfriend and my family. To make things worse he was dating my then best friend and I felt really bad about the whole thing. He dumped her and after failing to get me to leave my boyfriend, he moved back to his hometown. He still visits every now and then and asks for it but I don't let him even touch me anymore and never spend the night under the same roof as him. I still feel horrible about it all but my boyfriend will never find out.

>>743366221
You said you sucked off a whole class... Again, not insulting or anything, women being as sexually free to do what they want as men is fine. But if slut bothers you we'll go with cock enthusiast.

>>743366491
>>743366173
Who are some of the stars she enjoys?

>>743366335
[x] Doubt

>>743366221
That's literally what a slut is, you brain-dead bitch.

>>743366774
>>743351509

>>743366823
That's not pizza, faggot.

>>743366803
No it isn't you impotent gray meat faggot.

I post my girlfriend nudes all the time

I used to have a pretty big cocaine problem. Sometimes I would end up home with a bag and be horny as fuck so I would go into my room and jerk off while while watching porn and snorting coke. My mother almost caught me a few times so I decided the next time I ended up doing that I would do it at a motel. Went to motel and was beating off when it dawned on my that maybe I should leave the curtains open a little bit and maybe someone would peek in on their way past my room. I wish I never did that. It started a long period of me going to motels and jerking off with the curtains halfway open. I used to go to this one motel that was full of hooker visitors and had rooms with decent sized windows facing a sidewalk where people were literally 7 feet from your bed when they walked passed your room. I would get a room as close to the parking lot as possible so I could get the maximum amount of couples walking by. I would lay on the bed with the porn on but the sound really low so I could hear people talking outside my room but they would think I couldn't hear because it was quiet to them outside the window. I would snort a lot of coke and beat off like a mad man. I would wait by the window and watch the parking lot and when a car would pull in the excitement was unbelievable. So many times I would see the car and then go lie on the bed and watch out of the corner of my eye to see if they peeked in. Girls laughing their asses off or walking back and forth passed my window..some girls knocked and showed me their tits.Maids stopping right outside my window to fix something on their cart but actually watching me beat off. I had hookers tap on the window and I would let them in. People would call the room and tell me they were watching me. I loved it but it ruined me, too much cocaine and money blown on that. Having said that, I would love to do it again but the last time I was there the normal maid staff of foreign girls changed to a mix of non-illegal guys and girls..too risky

>>743366774
Mostly just the model ones. Not the hardcore ones.

I'm not into the scene that much that I would even know who's who

>>743366749
>Again, not insulting or anything,

BetaCuck detected.

>>743366902
then what is?

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>>743366823
>fapped to loli porn
>calls it cheese pizza to impress people on an anonymous Bosnian suicide awareness board

I fucking knew it.

>>743366699
anti-fascist action done right. Buttfuck gay nazis.

>>743366958
Your mom

>>743366958
A slut doesn't value herself. I do. I fuck around because I want to not because I need to.

>>743367031

TITS or GTFO

>>743367031
Hahahahaha keep telling yourself that, dear

>>743367031
Agreed

>>743365567
Allllll the way in Souteast Asia, you're alright my dude. I'm not much of a bottom myself.

>>743367054
Balls or STFU

fucked my ex's best friend immediately after I got dumped(to my defense he was my best mate too), now the mate is head over heels for me and I am attracted to his older brother... Why do I want things I can't have

>>743366924
Its not really pizza then. Maybe gluten free? You should up the ante on her a little.

>>743367031
>I fuck around because I want to
sounds pretty slutty

>>743367079
What's wrong no one wants to suck cocktail weenie?

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>>743357405
I cheated on my girlfriend with her brother. Guess i'm bi, I feel like a degenerate.

>>743367124
Try getting laid boy.

>>743367120
Baby steps.

She wants more

>>743366169
>Id have no proof
So i guess rape kits and dna tests are made up... My point is you didn't try therefore you just help five dudes get away and possibly rape more people. I hope you feel worse knowing some innocent person may have gotten raped because you did nothing.

>>743367201
I do, just not with everyone in my grade

To the girl who got raped, do you remember all the sex? Did any of it feel good at the time? Did you suck any of them off. I am sorry for what happened to you but that must have been one horny scene. I am guessing you are hot as fuck...enough for those guys to risk everything by banging you like that.

>>743367103

No cunt, it doesn't work like that. There may be a lot of whiteknight redditfaggots on here but that doesn't mean you get to come in here and assert yourself without following the rules.

>>743367201
>>743367159
>>743367103
Behold, a woman's attempts to be funny.
>try getting laid
I'm a homo, I wouldn't want your yeast infection even if you rubbed it on my face.

My gf guessed that she's been with 50 guys in her 13 years of sexual activity. Should I run? She's clean but still...

I made this thread >>743366723

For years I've been collecting evidence on my coworkers including my managers and higher ups in case I have to use it against them.

I would pay my female friend to take pictures of herself in situations they may ask for (thumbs up pic, certain positions, clothes)

I could ruin 16 lives within a matter of days

>>743367235
You would have if you could have but you can't. Be honest that's why your really mad.

>>743367255
So there that small then huh?

>>743367228
You're an idiot. Look up how that goes for most women. It doesn't go anywhere 90% of the time.

>>743367288
cuck

When I was 15ish i gave oral sex to a really cute 9yo girl several different times

>>743367204

Such as? Real life? Getting pregnant so she can play later?

>>743367285
I bet gay guys even refuse you for being a faggot.

>>743367249
1. Yeah I remember almost all of it
2. No I didn't enjoy it
3. Yeah

>>743367417
>gay guys even refuse you for being a faggot.
Women's brains really are that small, huh?

>>743367365
>mad
I'm not the one whining about being called a slut

>>743367448
Bout the same size as that shrimplet you call a cock.

>>743367489
No your butt hurt cuz the girls laughed at your pee pee.

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>>743367390
>So there that small then huh?

>>743367547
You're

>>743367518
I'd much rather have a tiny cock than a tiny brain, which you just admitted you have. Farewell, milady.

>>743367547
good one

i wanna get fucked by two of my friends, but they're monogamous and i'm poly.

>>743367564
Aptly. The obloquy of your countenance is turned merely upon yourself.

>>743367579
I wouldn't lol I'll take a tiny brain and a pussy over a useless little cock.

I like this song. Even though its not the greatest ever https://youtu.be/2KYYVrBX4v0

>>743367664
There it is, the mindset of a walking yeast infection summarized in its own words. Thank you for providing me with this.

>>743367664
How tight is that pussy?

>>743367579
You see guys will forgive my tiny brain because I have a pussy. Women won't forgive your tiny cock cuz your smart. Lol.

>>743367722
This is the impotent rage of a man who hasn't seen pussy in years.

>>743357405
I am very into beast and i've talked my bf into helping me take dog cock

>>743367728
Tight enough to drain your balls haha.

>>743367764
>>743367734
I literally just said I'm a homosexual, lmao.

>>743367827
Even if your a bottom it's still a dissapoint isn't sight.

>>743367793
Oh baby

>>743367395
So that still leaves 10% where shit does get done but if you don't tell anyone and don't press charges then nothing get a done 100% and what's worse is that the guys get away with it to do more damage to other women.

Fucking take a stand against what's wrong instead of being a pussy and letting rapist away with it you fucktard

My dad has an incurable disease that greatly affects his emotional stability. For example, when my gf and I visit for Thanksgiving everything's great. When we leave, my dad gets immensely depressed even though we'll be back in less than a month for Christmas.

The original plan was my parents would sell the house that's much too big for them and too much work for my mom to maintain on her own to a place much closer to me so I can help take care of the "adult things" in life like bills, property taxes, chores, etc.. But because of his condition he won't stand firm on doing this, so time just drags on and runs my mom ragged trying to take care of everything on her own.

Given this, I'd rather my dad just die than continue the tug of war trying to get a better quality of life and happiness for them both and them just waffling. The number of worthy reasons to relocate are at least a hundredfold over the number of reasons to stay put (which is essentially if they move my dad might get super depressed for a while...but he'll probably forget in a month). Regardless of what happens, I don't think I'll be sad when my dad does die even though he was a good father. Will I miss him? A hell of a lot and what I've admitted is pretty awful by standard measurements. However, when there is no "getting better" and living means there's a probability things will get worse, death doesn't seem like the worst possible turn of events.

From the over 10 years I've spent living and growing up getting smarter, stronger, and successful; watching my dad decline in health and being "here" is the closest thing I can relate to I Have No Mouth and Must Scream.

>>743367401

greentext pls

>since I can remember i've loved cock and fucked everyone

oh so you are a slut

>im not really a slut tho bc I like it and bc I can get anyone to fuck me and have a small brain

Thats how you sound. Thanks for the confession but I dont understand why you're trying to defend yourself after literally admitting you blew your whole HS class.
I have a big dick, I fuck a bunch of girls now and I fucked a bunch of girls in HS so I consider myself a manwhore. Just dont see the point in lying to myself

No pictures no true

I want ro fuck my cousin but my aunt is aware of me

>>743363464
Did you fuck her then with those?

>>743357405
A little overweight, BMI 26-ish.

Every time I try a diet to eat less, I will fail.

What do?

>>743365743
Die you piece of shit if you are serious

>>743366109
Damn i wish i could bang a got milf from time to time

>>743366905
Post then

I catfished my own cousin to get her nudes.

Today I went to my aunts old room and found some of her panties. I found one that fit me perfectly, I never wore anything more comfortable that women's panties. Took a bunch of pics and masturbated in them too.

I'm heavily attracted to fatties.Fat women and men. Nothing sexier than a big soft belly.

I like some of my straight male friends (I'm bisexual) and have had thoughts of casually getting naked and fooling around with them.

No one with a taboo story?

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I fucked my little brother's slut 19 yo gf and I honestly don't feel bad or guilty about it. She initiated it and I was really turned on by how aggressive she was and how she was cheating on him. She was really good in bed too. Me and her on the left. Brother and her on right. He never found out they're still together and we still fuck occasionally.

I'm in love with male booty. I love when guys are normal weight or body but have a round shapely ass with a bit of jiggle.

>>743370468
Show us

>>743370832
>Chad Thundercock
I worship you

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>>743371142
u like?

My buddy's ex is a hot big titted stuck up milf. I have explicit pics and videos of the bitch. She would be beyond humiliated if she knew that strangers know in detail what those big tits and cunt look like. Not to mention what she looks like with a cock in her mouth and cunt. Email if you're interested at barrydawson363 at gmail

>>743357405

>be straight married guy

>get bored and go on chaturbate one day

>show off while im jerking off, kick anyone that tries to tell me what to do out of the room or anyone that talks about fucking me as a bottom

>the ones that talk about being a bottom to me and worship my cock end up making me cum buckets and I shoot huge loads anyway

>wind up with a few hundred fans like this, other married women who started sending me custom pictures i requested, people who wanted to roleplay as a daughter/son I was fucking

>tell wife about it and stop after a few months

>still think about it and want to go back to jacking off for strangers

>>743370832
HOW CAN I MAKE THIS happen to me pls help... I want my fuck buddy's brother but wouldn't dare to admit I'm a whore who'd lshut up willingly if he'd wanna fuvk me.. he thinks I'm his brother's GF (because his bro is pretty head over heels for me but I don't feel a romantic attraction to him)

>>743367363
Sounds like fun, tell more

My secret is I'm a red anon that just post here to laugh at you retards.

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>>743372225
She just knocked on my door in a sexy little outfit. Kissed me. I could smell alcohol on her breath. It was hot though. She said she was so nervous and that she'd always wanted to fuck me. And the first time we fucked was some of the best sex I've ever had. She's really good in bed.

>>743360059
That's not a retarded opinion, it's a fact.

>>743372477
yes, that is a fact: the divergent serie is crap

I can't remember any of my life from before I was 13 years old, but have heavy suspicions that I was molested by a family member when I was 6 years old due to a few papers I found a year ago, and my entire family knowingly hiding certain things from me because they knew I wouldn't remember anything from around that time.

I got my current job by sleeping with my boss. No regrets.

One of the drawfags on the Drawthread is a cockslut from Cali who I Fuck and get blowjobs from. She'll Fuck anyone... She's my favorite dick sleeve

>>743372443
Ahh i don't know if I'd dare to be straight forward... Thing is we've all been smoking up together for the last few days and I've interpreted some things as him coming on to me (+I found my socks by his bed, crusty... :Ssssss can't know for sure tho since I was baked and get paranoia ) and today when i was alone with him his brother had accidentally (or???) taken his weed with him, as if to prevent us from smoking up together because I think he knows I'm attracted to that type of guy ...

>>743372443
and am also a hoe without judgement, especially when baked..

been posting really stolen old topless pictures of my big titted slut aunt who i havent seen in like a decade, hope her 4 kids/ my cousins who i hate will one day see them and know that there moms only purpose is to drain mens balls.

When my wife died I was a complete wreck. I was drunk 24/7 when not at work, and I was barley keeping my shit together for work. Six months after it happened and I was where I always was at home completely hammered. My wife was one of a set of triplets. And one of her sisters had come by to check one me. But to me it looked like my wife had come home. I was so drunk I just rushed her and started kissing and grabbing her calling her my wife's name. I held her down and pulled her pants down and I raped her. She smelled and tasted and felt just like my wife. At the time I was certain I had already passed out and was dreaming this. I fucked her as hard and fast as I could and when I came in her I felt relief and joy for the first time in a long time. After I came I put my head on her chest and closed my eyes. I felt a hand rubbing the back of my head and I passed out. When I woke up she was still in my house but sitting on my couch. She said we need to talk. I wanted to apolgize but all that came out was crying jibberish. She told me she understood that what happened last night was an expression of grief. And that she's not upset with me but that it could never happen again. We talked for awhile about a lot and then she said she was going to tell her husband she found me in a bad state throwing up everywhere and she took care of me. I could barley look her in the eyes. When I walked her out she took her hand and forced me to look at her. She looked me in the eyes and told me it was ok and there was nothing to forgive. she kissed my cheek and left. We never had any sexual contact after that but I think her husband notices the way I look at her sometimes.

>>743373669
Sorry to hear anon. At least your sister in law had the sense to see the dilemma. Godspeed anon. Things will get better.

>>743374071
I stopped binge drinking two weeks later. That night had everything to do with it.

>>743371358
Any gifs?

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I like the eggplant emoji