what is the G A Y E S T thing you've ever done?!

>>743354624
had a gf and exchanged nudes

>>743354624
Suck a lot of cock and get fucked up the ass. Other than that I'm totally straight.

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>>743354624
Jerked it to ops pic

>>743354781
no, you're not straight and you can't call yourself a man anymore

Got fucked by a dude

>>743354624
Fucked a tea cup set

Let my cousin fap me tbqh fambam

>>743354781
you're bi

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Objectively speaking straight sex is gayer than gay sex.

Consider this. On the one hand, homosexuality is associated with femininity, and who can be more feminine than a female? Therefore sex with a female is gay.

On the other, heterosexuality is associated with masculinity, and what is more masculine than two males having sex? That's double the masculinity, therefore double the straightness.

If you guys like gay/bisexual stuff like dominating another male, we've made a really friendly discord for that. Feel free to join. Doesn't hurt to join and assign yourself a role.

https:// discord gg/mKjaa

Got a bj from black guy for weed

>>743355098

did you steal this from *insert at least 5 comedians' names here*?

>>743355358
Not consciously.

>>743354624
Got my ass fucked by a CL stranger.. and he was black

literally sucked a trannies cock and let her fuck my ass the other night. was great

>>743354624
I got blowed by a faggot after a party

posted on /b/

Friend and I gave eachother bjs age 10-11

>>743355098
Greek word homo means the same. Homosexual- atracted or sexual with the same sex.

Greek word hetero means different.
Heterosexual- atracted or sexual between different sexes. Man and woman are the only two sexes by the way.

get my dick sucked at university all the time under the bathroom stall

hoping someone sits on it one day, that'd be hot

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Went to a gay club in Tokyo with a gay friend and some of his female friends and a stright friend. Was supposed to go to regular clubs later, but the girls aere having fun and didn't want to leave. Almost feel bad my other straight friend got hit on and I didn't.

>>743355744
...uh so are you like on your knees in the bathroom stall so your dick is low enough to go under the stall?

Sucked off a older married guy from craigslist twice in his backyard when I was 16. Swallowed both loads. It was alright

>be 17
>first job at a restaurant as a busser
>get invited after to play pool and drink
>drink heavily
>Do coke in a bathroom with one of our waiters
>he says let's ditch I need more coke
>drunk brain say fuck yeah
>too drunk to know where we are going
>walking down street go into random club.. it's a gay club
>get more coke do more coke in the bathroom
>waiter friend grabs my bulge
>start making out as he slips is hand down my jeans
>people walk in bathroom so we walk outside to a secluded bench
>pulls my cock out and and proceeds to blow me
>10mins in and I snap to sober mode
>push him off an he's "wtf" I'm just repeating I'm not gay
>I'm not gay. I'm not gay. I'm not gay...
> walk off down random side street
> black out
>wake up on side walk with dog licking my face and some dude saying I shouldn't be here
>suns barely up - find bus to home

>>743355842
im gay and in tokyo, which club? arty?

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>>743354839
So you mean doing this, like a LOT, means I'm not straight? Damn, then I'd better not tell my boyfriend. He wouldn't want to have sex with a gay guy that wasn't straight. Thanks for telling me.

>>743355492
>her
kek good one

>>743354624
I kissed a dude once

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>>743356225

I actually came out of my dad's cock. Nothing gayer than that.

>>743356259
got it in one

I guess it was nice. Don't really go to eve straight clubs much at all.

>>743356398

artys a dump but honestly the gay clubs here are better than the fuckin AWFUL straight ones, even for my straight friends

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>>743354624
I bought a bad dragon dildo

>>743356527
Would getting a bad dragon fleshlight be considered gay as well?

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>>743356590
Yes

>>743356653
What if it was from a female character?

I too have sucked a lot of cock, swallowed their loads and been fucked in every way imaginable. Now, because I'm such a fem in bed it seems only right to wear female clothes and such. So I've never really done anything gay.

>>743356463
seemed nicer than most regular bars I have been to in the states, aside from the foodie or beer snob ones I frequent locally. nicer than the cheap goth club I went to a few times in college and wallflowered at.

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>>743356678
Yup

>be me
>go to friends house
> friend gets dumped by his GF
>I slap his ass as a joke
>he says he has a boner
>we start making out and he puts my hand on his dick
>he moves my head down for Blowjob
> he returns the favouri
> he moves interstate a few months later anyway

>>743354624
I sucked cock at a glory hole a bunch of times
I also whored myself out a bit

Role-played with my "friend" over the internet. We also flirt with eatch other. I hope to meet up with him someday

Post in this thread.

>>743357398
this isnt even the gayest thread on /b/, fyi

I once started a YLYL thread.

Jerked to /b/

>>743356745
I'm gay because I used a silicone sleeve on my dick?

Put my sisters dildo up my ass

did some gay stuff in my prepubescance like kissing other guys, rubbing genitals etc but the gayest thing was when I took it in the ass from my younger cousin. he wasn't really hard and I don't think either of us found it sexual it was just curiosity. wouldn't mind trying it again now that I'm older though

bmpp

Shoved the handle of a hammer up my ass and masturbated.

I now understand why gays like to take it up their ass.

>>743354839
My words exactly.

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>>743357705
Indeed, on account of the furfaggotry

As a deeply closeted gay man, you fags and all your butt stuff and top this bottom that disgusts me.

>>743355492
Wait, wasn't it suppose to be the other way around?

replied to this thread

>>743359798
But what if I wasn't into furries? Just silicone sleeves that feels good and lasts a longer time than shitty fleshlights based on some subpar porn star?

Me and a good friend sucked each other off on a regular basis when we were around 15 and I loved the warm feeling when he came in my mouth more than anything.
Today 12 years later I'm not attracted to men in the slightest even though it wouldn't bother me, I'm as straight as you can get

>>743355492
care to greentext?

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>>743354624
sucked a log of shit out of andy sixx's asshole

Fucked a 70 something navy vet when I was 23, also got my cock sucked by a tranny, afterward we fucked and let an asian boy go down on me. He rode me then sucked me till i came on his face.

>>743361259
did you fuck the tranny or did you get fucked?
how do you get an Asian boy to ride you?

>>743354624
what is the G A Y E S T thing you've ever done?!

> Be 13. Meet 14yo girl. Chat her up like retarded 13yo.
> Have no game. Holy shit nigger, what are you doing.
> It works. The fuck? Play some stupid game. Think it was pogs.
> She kisses me. Instant boner. Can't adjust shorts. Just sticking there obvious.
> She says to show her my butt. Look around. Nobody.
> Quick down and up. Boner fixed now. She says lay down and close my eyes.
> Do it faggot. Hand on my dick. Almost jizz. Clench hard to not do it. She giggles.
> Then stops and jumps away. Busted, but not entirely.
> Have to clean chalkboards and erasers. She does too in other classroom.
> After school. Clapping erasers. Outside. She wants to see my thingy. Nobody around.
> Soft now. Show her anyway. She says she wants to kiss me again. Sure.
> She drops. My soft dick goes all the way in her mouth. Pull back out and zip up.
> Shaking. Confused. Go back inside. Teachers gone. Empty school.
> Asks to see my butt again. No u. She raises skirt and pulls down some.
> Cute butt. Do want. She pulls back up. My turn. Show butt. Stay like that?
> Wet finger up my butt. Clenching. VERY confused. Full hardon again.
> What the hell? Turn around. He has his skirt raised. And his dick out.
> Holy shit boys can look like girls. Very afraid. But boner gets HARDER.
> Never fucking been this hard. Hurts. He takes my hand and pulls me away from the door.
> Nobody will see if they peek in. Pants down. Finger up my ass. Dick in his mouth.
> JESUS CHRIST. Fall down. He can't catch me. Land on my back. He climbs on top.
> My dick rubbing his dick. My balls rubbing his panties. Kissing. Lots of kissing.
> Push him off. Onto his back. Taste his cock. Get a taste of pre.
> Don't like it but do it anyways. Sucking on his cockhead.
> He moans like a girl instead of a boy. Love the sounds. Keep going.
> Fingers in my hair. He's crying.
> (MORE)

>>743361773

> (CONT)
> HUGE FUCKING MESS in my mouth suddenly. Spill some, swallow most, pull back.
> Lands all over my shirt. He's shaking on the floor. Goofy sweet grin.
> I'm still really hard. He faps me slow. Finger up my butt again. Everything so slow.
> Keeps slobbering on his finger. Rubbing it all in my butt. Just makes it ache and shake more.
> Eventually he stops. He's hard again. He stands up. Pulls me up. He pushes me forwards a bit.
> He gets behind me. THAT'S NOT A FINGER! Don't even fucking know what sound I made.
> Riding his goddamn cock. Entire lower body clenching and shaking. Blow jizz on the chalkboard.
> Some of it's higher than my head. Cumming so hard my nuts and taint hurt.
> He winces and pulls out. I crumple and almost hit my head on the chalk tray.
> Cum is in the chalk tray. Cumstain on the blackboard.
> Try to clean it. Still there but only we know what it is.
> Keep calling him a girl. Keeps wearing skirt and panties. Maybe once a week suck 'her' off.
> 'She' edges me until 'she' gets hard again. Then 'she' pounds my ass and I blow it.
> School year ends. Never saw again. Stain still on board next year.
> Have to stare at it every day in class. Doing accidental kegels instead of studying.
> Fail class. Why u no get 'her' number, retard?

>>743354624
Sucked a stranger off and let him finish on my face. Let a guy fuck me in the ass and made him cum inside me.

>>743355458
Bareback?
I love sex with strangers

I'm gay.

My dad is not pleased with this fact. Completely homophobic.

Half the time his homophobia doesn't even make sense.

>Fishing show on TV in the living room
>Watching it with mom and dad
>Mom: "I don't have the patience for that kind of stuff"
>Me:"It doesn't feel like too long when you're out there"
>Dad:"Time flies when you're a faggot."
>Go to my room

It's getting ridiculous. He goes out of his way to respond to everything I do by calling me a fag.

What do I do?

>>743361784
god damn, now I'm hard.
did you ever get to fuck 'her'?

>>743362004
I never got to put it in her butt, but blowjobs were on tap. 'She' knew EXACTLY how a prostate works.

>>743361960
Fuck off copycat

>>743362117
the world needs more 'girls' like that!

>>743354624
I got fucked by a cop. Told the story heaps so i'm not greentexting.

>>743362259
When you're a teenage boy, pretty much all you can think about is getting your boners to stop popping and your balls to stop hurting. I was really lucky to have someone who wanted to drain them as much as I wanted them drained.
I didn't like the taste much, but I loved sucking 'her' off. And though I wouldn't say I liked being pounded in the ass, I can't fucking argue with results. I was diamonds and jizzed my goddamn brains out. Felt like my balls were going to actually come out through my dick.

>>743355098
Dick + dick does not equal 5, nigga

>>743362360
Copy paste

>>743362697
I don't have it saved.

Shared a hotel room with an annoying nerd on a trip to vietnam and i set up my camera under the sink so i could see him naked and see his cock.

>>743354624
Masturbating with my finger in an asshole.

>>743354624
Was drunk, asked my father to fuck my gf and if i could watch

>>743363079
That makes you a cuck, not a fag. I know they're close, but it's not the same.

Jerked to photo of bros cock and also met someone on grindr in a bathroom for a cum in their mouth and finger in ass.

Got super drunk, went to a local swingers club and sucked of two different dicks through a glory hole. It was awesome.

Had sex with a man

While my gf was at work, i invited a guy to our apartment , and sucked him off , while he was watching the pics of my teen exgf on my laptop. He came in my mouth. First and only gay experience. Was hot though

When i was 12 or something we had some family friends over. They had their 8 year old son with them. I was showing him some judo moved and we wrestled on the ground. For some reason I got the biggest hard on, i think i almost jizzed my pants. No idea why, still confused about it. Im a grown man now and straight as can be.

>was 17
>wanted to be a girl since I was 3
>had been drinking beer a lot
>fat went to my arse
>school trip, got drunk
>share a room with 3 other boys
>also, a 4th got locked out of his room and was in ours
>acting slutty and teasing a "straight" boy we'll call X with my arse all evening
>we're in bed naked so the fat boy doesn't steal our better beds
>anime on tv, my bed has the best view
>fat boy jumps into my bed
>wrap myself in some bedding to make a dress
>get into Xs bed
>as the night goes on he seems to be getting closer
>feel his hands on my arse through the "dress"
>he unwraps it and starts feeling my back
>fat kid still awake notices that I'm smiling
>I touch his cock and he tickles mine like a clit
>this continues
>eventually I feel his cock pushing into my anus
>in and out a few times
>someone from locked out boys room comes in to take him back, wakes him up
>they both notice we're sharing a bed, obviously up to something
>fat boy isn't in my bed now, no excuse
>try passing it off as not noticing fat boy left my bed
>they don't by it and leave
>X continues to fuck me and I suck his cock
>keep cum in my mouth and go back to my bed
>swallow and get to sleep
>one of the two told all the girls on the trip and I was asked questions about it for the whole next day

>>743364639
Yeah, but how straight (You) can be is a lot less than how straight someone who isn't a massive faggot for 8yos can be.

>>743362474
daaamn
I wish I had some kind of significant other at that point in my life...
fapping three times an hour becomes boring after some time, even if you're a horny 15 year old...

I'm 28 and there's a 16 yo teen next door that has the hits for me. I have a gf but she works a lot out of state, so as soon as she leaves he come over "to play PS4" (that's what his parents think) and he spends hours sucking my cock, licking my ass bouncing on my dick, literally whatever I want. In his first so he's super tight. One time he seriously spent an hour eating my ass and licking my cock. Was pretty hot.

I got a gay buddy that gets really slutty and dresses like a chick when he drinks. He's petite and has long hair so looks the part. Anyway when I drink I get a boner. So one night we went for it. And now we fuck all the time ( only when hes dress as a chick)

I have never touched another mans dick or body sexually ever. But I can't cum unless I think about being inside a mans ass. Luckily my wife loves anal.

>>743368024
That sounds like heaven

It might have been today. I went to my aunts old room and found some of her panties. I found one that fit me perfectly, I never wore anything more comfortable that women's panties. Took a bunch of pics and masturbated in them too.

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I
FUCKED
A
MAN
IN
HIS
ASS

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>>743354624
Does taking hormones and beeing in a relationship with my dom bf count?

>>743354624
Suck my own dick

Sucked some random dudes dick that i wound from the internet. count is now 3 times and all of them were disappointments because of them penises being small. Do all gay guys have small dicks or are they straight guys who realize that they have no chance in women and therefore think being gay is the only way.

>>743354982
tony?

>>743354624
let another guy suck my cock, but only as a laugh because I was drunk at the time.

>>743369760

Why yes, yes it does. Pics plz faygit

I was 18, i've met 45 from the internet. It was my first time because i was curious, i sucked his dick (he cums in after 20 seconds) later he fucked me, it hurts.
After that i knew what dicks taste. I have girlfriend but once a year i'm meeting with someone to suck cock :)

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>>743370480
Guess im gay af then

>>743370655
qt!

>>743370655

Oh baby... I'd hit it hard.

sex in the butt

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>>743369705

>>743370176

don't buy it, dick pick is like the basic currency of the internet.

logged into 4chan and visited /b/

>>743371473
Ha thats pretty gay bro

>>743370745
Thanks my dude
>>743371187
Only bf gets to hit me

>>743355098
I appreciate you.

>>743372182

He's one lucky son of a bitch.

>>743364606
Sounds like a good deal for the guy

>>743372485
Im pretty lucky my self tbh

>>743373079

Do tell! Why you so lucky?

>>743373132
Becuse hes top teir in bed
And great at after care

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>>743371436
never done it because it's fucking gay. but yes i should do that from now on.

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got a blowjob from my friend who offered (was a virgin at the time, so my curiosity got the better of me) and sucked his dick for exactly 2 seconds before I decided that it wasnt good or tasty or sexy at all. experiment OVER

>>743372880
I guess it was. The best thing was that he didnt pay attention for me at all. He just browsed through the pics while i sucked his dick till he came.