HAPPENING: HOUSTON FLOODS Shit is getting real crazy now

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>>743348587
>Has too kids
>about to drown
"Imma tweet about this"

>>743348587
the rain is on and off in my area. the streets flooded a little.

Didn't the mayor say something like

"It's your choice if you choose not to evacuate, but emergency services will not be able to reach you. If you decide to stay please write your name on your arm to make identification easier"

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>Holding Firm

SE Houston here
>car was flooded

Thank god it's over and the rain is slowing down.

>>743348768
>>743348587
Are they kill

Shit that scary.

Not in an area that experiences this stuff. Can someone explain why they didn't leave when they were told too?

>>743348768
It's okay, lads. God will save her.

>>743349007
Some of them are just poor and can't afford a hotel or just dumb

>>743348750
I guess so:

Residents who did not evacuate a Texas coastal town ahead of Hurricane Harvey have been asked to write their name and social security number on their arm to help identify their bodies.
Rockport, Texas, Mayor Pro Tem Patrick Rios said Friday morning at a news conference that residents who are still in town should prepare for the worst.
'We’re suggesting if people are going to stay here, mark their arm with a Sharpie pen with their name and Social Security number,' Rios said

>>743348587
Rescue for anal

>>743349093
Oh, always thought they'd set up shelters for people like that in neighboring gyms and such. The worst we get is blizzards and that's we do when everyone looses services, but I also know Huston has considerably more people, so I didn't know what protocol was.

are people actually tweeting when they're about to drown? that's terrible

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>Protip
Build homes on reinforced stilts even niggers who live in flood risk areas know this.
Basically bug eating tribal niggers have more sense than Americans.

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Tough decisions

>>743348587
If I send her a pizza, you think they'll deliver

>>743349334
We have shelters for then in Dallas. There was shelters in San Antonio too

>>743349383
911 doesn't work since we were told they can't get to us.

>>743349383
I guess, they can't reach emergency services for some reason

>>743348587
My grandpa lives on sageview, the water is a foot deep in his house rn.

damn people signaling for rescue and nothing can be done

https://twitter.com/scozyboyz/status/901667188586795008

>>743349825
>us
Because some neckbeard is spending his last moments on /b/
Sure kid.

>had to help some girl with huge wet titties move her car
>2 feet of water
>got out of the water
>leeches all over

>>743350009
Are you questioning women's logic? You misogynistic pig.

>>743348587
>I also believe that anything you think about long enough eventually becomes your reality!

Has she tried thinking that it's not flooding and she and her children aren't about to drown?

>>743348587
time to start funposting to this chick

>>743349625
Its funny because in that situation i would take the L for the team.

mainly because id be so useless in another situation so sacrificing myself to save others is the only way to redeem my uselessness

>>743350290
Or maybe have some presence of mind and realize that a roof is just tar and particle board.

>>743350290
Then it turns out the attic floods and they all drown and you're the only one left alive

>>743350405
anon would float anyway. he's let himself go since he ascended to wizard status

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Gonna need a bigger boat

>>743351122
>Huge weather nerd
well, she doesn't seem to smart about weather, but the huge part is dead ass

>>743348587
Has she tried thinking about being reached for a long time so it becomes reality?

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The fucking MAYOR said if you don't leave write your name and social security number on your arm. This is fucking terrible and scary but it was preventable. If her children die, it will be her fault and her fault alone.

>>743351122
>Fan of whales
>Weather nerd

Oh lawd

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HOLY KEK

>>743351323
Belugachan

>>743348587
Everyone in Florida is laughing at these drama queens

>>743351341
The lights are on. Sjw Electra origin story.

>>743351389
We need to strap some dinghys together and rescue Belugachan

>>743348934
Ex coast guard here. I was stationed in New Jersey during Hurricane Sandy. I can tell you from experience that we're not coming to save you during a hurricane. Evacuation orders exist for a reason.

>>743351122
God 1st? God aint gunna pick you up with his boat though, yeah i live in houston, its fucking bad and i still have power which is crazzy

>>743351122
>god 1st

he has a plan for you... to die in a flood

>>743351467
I'm in Florida. Not laughing.

>>743350033
Were the leeches sucking on her titties?

>>743351341
>I dont know where my wig is

and nothing of value was hopefully lost

>>743351533
houston and surrounding counties werent under evacuation orders, just coastal communities that were right on the water, we have gotten 15" in 3 hours

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>>743351210
>>743351323
>>743351389
>>743351535

She's a sassy one

>>743349093
A lot of them are just dumb. I worked in a really affluent part of new jersey during sandy and the majority who stuck around didn't do so because they couldn't afford to go anywhere else.

>>743351582

whatre you doing then?

>>743351582
You're laughing on the inside.

>>743349383
As long as their phones work it cant be that bad right?

Get flooded in nola, escape to houston. 10 yrs later, get flooded in houston. God 1st.

>>743351640
haha she is still retarded for posting on twitter for someone to save her

>>743351341
It's hot to think she might get found dead and naked
>>743348587
>>743348768
>>743348934
>>743349625
if you guys could post photos they've posted previously to masturbate to I'd love that

>>743351640
She's a bitch

>>743350290
Can confirm you are useless. If you had a brain you'd just sit on the roof.

>>743351640
Why can't she be used as a flotation device for the other people with her?
If they're all the same size, they could easily be lashed together and float to safety.
Her hull seems sturdy enough.

>>743351640
Tell her were coming but the dinghy is small and she will have to be dragged through the waters on a rope.

>>743351718
if god kills kids then im pretty sure he wont save you, im in houston and im not asking for gods help, no thanks, ill save myself. i gots me a boat and a jetski

>>743351607
I hope so. Those titties were huge. The wet shirt compressed around them so tightly that I could see those jugs and the nipples too

>>743351893
I hope the leeches bite the nipple

>>743351122
Some one post an ad for swimming lessons

>I'm not edgy enough

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>>743351122

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>>743349093
>sleep in our car for a couple nights or risk drowning
>ehhhhhhhh, let's risk drowning

fucking stupid no matter which way you look at it dude

even if they didn't own an automobile they could walk to safety and sleep outside instead of risking drowning.

>>743351640
Yo why don't we report the posts so they get taken down lol shit would be wild

>>743351122
oh fuck my dad lives in friendswood with new family
wonder if im in his will

>>743352067
This.

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>>743351122

>says god first
>not praying like a good christian should
>asking for help that is not from god
>will die in the flood like every other bad christian beofre

>>743352067
1. im not making a twitter
2.
3.

How about we remind them of when Texan Republicans voted no for Sandy relief. And tell then to pick themselves up by the bootstraps like God intended.

These rednecks like to shove god in everyones face lets do it back.

>>743348750
No it was social security numbers

>>743352261
That's not why they voted no. Did you read what else was in that bill?

>>743348587
They had their chance to leave.

>>743352261
Us jersey folk are better than that. Besides, wasn't it mostly Ted Cruz that opposed the relief? Most Texans hate him anyway

>>743352264
what an idiot. what if they only had a pencil

>>743349093
Fuck 'em. Too many people in the world anyway.

These niggas dumb AF why don't they just swim like tf or just go on the roof

you guys the evacuation orders and the mayor that told people to sharpie identification info wasn't in houston. the hurricane hit hardest several miles south of houston, that's where the evacuation shit was happening. houston was really on the edge of it and was expected to get heavy rainfall, but not the brunt of the hurricane.

these people weren't ever told to run or die

>>743349008
Oh, thank goodness. I didn't notice that. I was really worried.

Pay taxes for emergency services
They wont show up in case of emergency.
Only in Amurrica

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>>743351640

>>743352466
Well that sucks. I really feel bad about this situation

>>743349825
Lol

>>743352522
emergency service employee pays taxes for emergency services
employee in emergency
emergency service dont show up

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>>743352539
mah nigga good shit

>>743352466
Mexican here.

The blacks literally don't know how to swim. I dunno what to tell you but they get spooked as fuck when it floods

>>743352612
Even the happy merchants guild wont do that

>>743351341
Stupid niggriss

>>743352653
why do you have a picture of elkman

>>743351533
Sandy fucked us up man, but yet my grandmother decided to stay in the house. In atlantic city nonetheless

>>743351341
why doesnt she just shovel water into the empty bathtub

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>>743352707
They still blame whites not letting them swim in the 60's for not being able to swim now.

Now would be a good time to let Texas secede before they suck up too much evil fed money

>>743352902
Kek

>>743352886
draining system for the city are full, because of flood. if she puts water in bath tub it just stays there and then bathtub is full of water too

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>>743349907
Leave or you will die
>nah fug dat fam, we be ok
Emergency services won't respond, so leave now
>We be fine bruh


>HELP US WE DROWNING, WHY DON'T 911 ANSWER?!! #DYING

These ppl deserve to die

>>743352264
find some floaters and get some new credit cards

>>743352415
Right. They are idiots

>>743351816
They could lash themselves together and go around saving others.

>>743353012
well i guess she'd atleast be dry in the bathtub

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Captcha canoe

>>743352785
>Because he floats...
>Because you float...
>because we all float...

>>743352707
Hopefully the niggers will die

>>743348587
Kek

Meanwhile I'm playing overwatch in Fort Worth. I ain't even mad.

it would b pretty cool to do a purge and just start killing people because police aren't responding

get a boat, get a shotgun, go hunting

>>743352539
Upboated

>>743353099
id be pissed if that sign was in my yard
how many times have people ran into their house

>>743352539
kek. upvote for you

>>743353038
Good idea. Too bad I'm in Illinois

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>>743353087

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>>743353163
a shotgun from a boat?

>>743352653
what is this pic?

>>743353269
yes, what's the problem dirty dan?

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I'm stuck in Pizza hut with all my coworkers and the manager.

>manager is freaking out for the past few hours because his son has cerebral palsy and is home alone
>entire place is flooded
>cars all flooded
>can't make pizza because electricity is down

>>743353303
post pic fag

>>743353328
That's me right there

>>743353269
someone's never seen that movie with Morgan freeman and Christian slater

>>743348587
911 isnt responding because they told your dumb ass to evacuate when you had the chance.

>>743353328
HE CANT HE JUST SAID THERES NO POWER

>>743353303
Hope it was worth it. Who in the fuck would order a pizza during a hurricane?

>>743353163
If you're in Texas and not raping people right now what are you doing

>>743353303
>>743353328
I concur

Let's see the flooded pizzahut

Have they tried flushing the toilet to make the water go away?

>>743353318
PHIL SWIFT HERE. I APPROVE OF THIS MESSAGE. IT WILL SAVE YOU FROM THE WUDDER

>>743353300
The rain and wind will drop your accuracy. Fucking amateurs

>>743353376
playing wow

Ill swim over naked if she tugs me to dry land

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jesus this thread is dark

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>tfw when people can't swim or prepare for disaster

>>743353441
lrn2compensate

kentucky windage that shit bruh

>>743353388
>>743353371
>>743353328
It's completely dark anons, it's flooded the inside and we're all on the tables resting.

>>743353070
Only if they're licensed to sail and transport goods or people.
You don't want them in the way of actual rescue boats.

>>743352067
calm down satan

>>743353442

Me too. What server?

>>743353507
does your camera not have a fucking flash?

>>743349625
how come not all of them can't fit

>when it's _just_shanarea?

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Beamer Rd right outside the belt loop reporting in, just took this. It's getting worse.

>>743353269
But, isn't it against the law to hunt from a boat?

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>>743353507

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>>743353538

>>743353507
I'd be making on the waitresses, or eating toppings before I die

>>743351640
someone should tweet her "God has a plan for us all , fear not death , for it is not the end , merely a new new beginning" - Lulvidicus 4.20

>>743353628
rip nigga

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>>743353651
HOLY SHIT THIS

>>743353611
plz don't die anon

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>>743352539

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>>743351122
>Weather nerd
>Loves whales
>The reason stores are out of food

>>743353723
the Chinese would love her

>>743353452
newfag

Can't wait to see all the floating bodies pics tomorrow

>>743353651
oh lord please make this happen

>>743352886
You're a special kinda stupid aren't ya...Your dumbass would be right next to her searching for your panties...retard

>>743353536
arthas

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>>743351341
poor negress

>>743353628
buzz buzz

>>743353628
Stick a fork in the electrical socket. This is your only chance to do it with no repercussions.

>>743353628
How many people a year get electrocuted from flooding, you guys figure?

>>743353790
Fucking retard

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>>743353628
Rip anon too disabled to flee lol write your sis on your arm with pizza sauce

>>743351122
Can't these people just swim outside and get on the roof or some shit? I don't understand how they're exactly trapped inside their homes as they are slowly filling with water? Do they just not care enough to survive or what

>>743353851
or perhaps opportunistic genius?

>>743353628
dis nigga b D E D

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>>743353747
more like been surrounded by newfags learning from newfags for 5 years

>>743353776

Horde or Ally?

>>743353895
yeah man you could never just throw the breaker and do it....

>>743353879
It's okay. She believes in miracles. God will save her.

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>>743353628
You're going to die

>>743353942
h

>>743353902
>2012
>Not 2011
Newfag

>>743353708
Thanks man, but fortunately I had the sense to stock up on supplies so the only thing dying tonight is my car.

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>>743352539

>>743349625
Damn how many niggers are squatting there

>>743353961
Tell her it's God's will and why is she trying to defy it

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>>743353851

>>743353847
I'd honestly expect it to be pretty low, if their power was on at all their breaker should've tripped before it could happen.

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so she doesnt have time to evacuate but has time to block me on twitter

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>>743352707
Lol

>>743353628
Are there any fish you guys can grab and eat?

>>743353441
Ppl are hunting ducks from boats with shotguns for centuries you retard.

>>743353944
Too many steps. This is a sign from God that it's time to stick a fork in the electrical outlet.

>>743348686
>too

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im laughing so hard at this shit

fuckin RETARDS

DRURR TWITTER WILL SAVE MY FAMILYS LIFE