anti-bisexuality thread

Why? I like being bi-sexual.

The anxiety is killing me.

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pick a side no one likes wishy washy people

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>>743320040
anxiety over what

>>743320112
Hunnibuns says we need to talk.

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>>743320251
it's over

you're on the market at least, so live it up

>>743320307
That wouldn't be in my favor. If we're done, I'm done.

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>>743320476
never enter into a relationship if you are incapable of walking the fuck away from it

jesus christ I wish someone had told me that

>>743320545
To be fair, it just happened. I didn't expect us to start dating, period.

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What's this grownup talk, mom n dad?

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>>743320770
then I fail to see the problem here

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>>743320790
at least you haven't been roped into this stupid "yay bi-fur" bullshit

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I need them now, more than ever.

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>>743321110
Isnt Bifur a dwarf?

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>>743321228
yeah, as could I

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>>743321254
sounds about right

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>>743321263
I exaggerated, I'm just tired.
My feet are sore from work times.

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That's better. I can only look at boobs and vaginas for so long.

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Where all the long hair'd men at?

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I want to pat Edwin reassuringly on the shoulder twice.

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>>743321680
How dumb of you.

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Fuck I am beat.

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>>743321708

I had an unholy crush for Charlie as a kid.

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>>743321978
What can I say. I'm a dumb person.

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I dont beat my meat

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I didn't have any crushes as a kid.

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>>743321879
>Why are the gays attacking straight fur?

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>>743322073
Looks like im wearing the mane on this slam-boat show.

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Having crushes is for the gays.

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>>743322200
You needed to be beaten by your father more.

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As an adult however, I have a big on on Alast--
o-oh
hi

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>>743322377
its always about you, isn't it
>>743322185
he was super crush worthy, this is true
>>743322423
>
that's an exTREMELY ironic statement coming from you

Hope that glory hole dude is open to revealing what happened. Stories are always fun.

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>>743322415
You are one to talk.

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>>743322530
Probably explains my affinity for Gsheps.

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I had a "crush" on Balto when I was a kid.
I dont know if that is really a crush because I wasnt a homosexual back then.
Although you can make the argument im not even a homosexual now because I dont have sex with me. (Im just a faggot)

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>>743322556
I am.
Because I am not of the group I am currently describing.

>>743322616
>nibi mentions virginity
I'm done, bye

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I was going to acknowledge that as a normal conversation, but you made it about your lack of sex again.

>>743322653

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>>743322423
I probably needed him more in general during my teenage years.

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>>743322530
I was never a bad child and my father liked me because I never asked for anything or cried over anything.
I keep my feeling pent up like a good German.

kez should just be killed tbh

is this one actually gfur?

>>743322423
My father was a drunk and a fiend.

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>>743322692
Look at me being a virgin and no one can stop me!

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>>743323007
Don't you want to play PoE with me?
>>743323030
Looks that way.

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ima go lie down and stuffs

>>743323342
You should learn how to play
then I can give you some shit/play with you

If I told you everything it'd ruin it but you should try

>>743323342
I don't know if I'm disappointed or not

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>>743322808
He probably didnt like you because you werent a good boy.

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ok lol

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>>743323378
I might do that when I'm done playing with myself.
>>743323434
About?
>>743323543
Oh well. Can't go back and fix that so why dwell on it?

>>743323718
Its prefun
Difficult to learn but most things for you are

>>743323718
about this thread being gfur

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I wasn't aware, Snuffles.

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>>743323781
I'll admit I wasn't very interested before but I'm starting to come around.
>>743323788
What's wrong with that?

>>743324239
play game
kill things
get idea
get good
get loot

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Nevermind, I hit a second wind.
I want to make a sandwich with badj and edwin.

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>>743323718
Why do anything if you cant go back and fix them?

>>743324239
more like what isn't wrong with that

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How does that even work?

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We'll figure it out as we go.

i want to make a sandwich

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But at what point should I kill myself for your pleasure?

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>>743324291
Yes sir.
>>743324374
Because there's a chance you'll do something that doesn't need fixing.
>>743324379
So you're disappointed that this is gfur but there's nothing wrong with it. I don't understand your logic.
>>743324747
What's on the sandwich?

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Right after you kill me.
Please kill me.
I want to die.

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>>743324904
ideally toasted with tuna and colby jack

>>743324904
Remember to play hardcore once you're used to the game and drag faggotry over from softcore while you're at it

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>>743324904
Nothing I do ever works. So I do nothing instead.

dont listen to anything faggotry says

>>743324747
you would

>>743325022
dont listen to this faggot
he is eu trash
>>743325088
dont listen to this faggot
he is eu trash

>>743324904
stop being mean to me, I'm sick

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>>743325220
yes i would

>>743325267
>eu
what

>>743325324
You heard me

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oh that didnt even say faggotry im dumb

>>743325370
i don't hear SHIT

>>743325432
Play poe

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>>743325603
no

>>743325648
Dont be a wirgin

>>743324971
Sounds delicious.
>>743325022
Sure thing.
>>743325072
Whatever works for you.
>>743325088
But I listen to everyone.
>>743325283
Sorry. I'll go now.

Something came up.

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>>743325691
video games are stupid

>>743325872
You're stupid

>>743325820
good bye then

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>>743325924
i'm in mensa

shithead

>>743325978
I dont know what that is

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>>743326027
cus you're so stupid

>>743326066
I bet its some gay shit

I might be gay. what do?

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>>743326117
you wish

>>743326226
>>743326215
probs kill yourself

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>>743320805
aww, the black one didn't knot him. why stop halfway when doing such a glorious butt?

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>>743326280
is that the best response you have

>>743326470
Im trying to watch the preshow and idk what to say to you
you're boring af

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>>743326532
im an intellectual

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>>743321708
my hair reaches all the way down to my bellybutton.
that's long enough?

>>743326280
Yeah i probably will... thanks

what's it like being so smart eisen

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it's so very cool

i can do all of the math

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>>743326722
Very good, lemme see.

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All my least favorite people are here.

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>>743330703

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Gold has no industrial purpose that cannot be replaced with something significantly cheaper. There are enough diamonds already mined that if they were all released into the market the diamond would be total garbage.

>>743330767
I don't get this meemay.

>>743330848
have a good

>>743319824
But my boyfriend is bisexual

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>>743331408
I actually chuckled a good few times.

>>743331478
Then he is a heretic.