SECRETS THREAD : SATURDAY EDITION!

I post Andy Sixx log memes.
Fuck all of you.

>>743303202
keep up the good work anon!

I have a secret furry account on facebook for all my shitty wolf art. It's actually helped me learn how to use FireAlpaca.

>>743303068
I'm the one at work who puts coffee into the sugar bowl.

>>743303068
i had a crush on that bitch. i put in the little letter in her locker in high school.

i hated the family members of my ex gf and couldn't stand be in a room with her sisters or this fucking friend of her sister.

i put flees on the pillow where the gf of my dad sleeps and put laxatives in her wine because she's a pathetic alcoholic bitch.

My wife and I are swingers

I fucked one of my wife's best friends for 18 months before we got caught

>>743303068
im a socialist

I have a copy of my neighbor's keys. She lives alone. At night I sneak into her room, chloro her in her sleep and hold her naked in my arms. Sometimes I fuck her but I just love having her limp in my arms like a doll. I also put my cum in her shampoo and toothpaste.

i nearly cheated on my gf when i was on holiday with my friends while i was piss drunk and high af.

>>743304531
0/10

>>743304531
Where do you even get chloro from?

>>743304176
caught by who?

My stepsister and I are currently in a secret relationship. I'm 19, she's 17, been together for 2 years. We have no idea how to tell our parents or anything. Not sure where it's going.

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Im mcgregor's mind coach and im making sure he's losing, mortgaged my house and bet all my liquidatable possesions on mayweather.

>>743305792
Dont tell em just move out and go live together because rent is cheaper that way

>>743306049
I mean, I really don't care if I ever see my stepdad again. But I'm not sure about cutting ties with my mother.

one time i watched an old guy fall. where i could have helped him, i walked off, and the sounds of his pain made me horny.

>>743306163
you aren't related by blood. why is it such a big deal?

Maybe don't tell you started when she was (?) underage.

>>743306345
I agree that it's not a big deal, but they're pretty conservative. Doubt they'd see it the same way.

>>743306163
Don't tell them you are "moving in together". Tell them you are getting an apartment together. It's just cheaper that way. Close the doors and blinds and have at it.

sometimes i wanna pick up chicks just to fuck the shit out of them and make them question themselves. then, right after that, take a hard,merciless dicking, tied up.

>>743306462
I suppose that's probably what'll end up happening.

major depressive disorder

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Sometimes, I fap to my male friends.

>>743307193
go onnn.... example pics?

i like to be beaten during sex.

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>>743307252
Just imagine a male version of this.

I bought condoms for my 12yo niece

>>743307383
nevermind, that's disgusting lmao

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>>743307405
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>>743303068
I am genuinely saddened of todays standards of intelligence and am stuck in conflict of not being able to determine on which side I am, I feel dumb to think I'm smart. So that's two things.

I was sexually and emotionally abused by my mom. It wasn't fun.

sometimes i wish the dude who fiddled with my parts as a freshman would just rape me in an alley somewhere. but i guess it wouldn't be rape if i wanted it.

>>743305792
The sex will probably be less hot if it wasn't so naughty.

Don't keep penetrating with your penis, anon, but don't make any dumb moves.

>>743308348
Keep penetrating**

It's been a long day.

I've been wanting to fuck the same two people for a decade and now they're both in reach and i wanna try to fuck them

I impregnated my Korean coworker's wife at the company 4th of July picnic. Shitting bricks because he's technically my supervisor and I can't afford a kid right now and I really don't want to have some half-breed gook for a kid anyway. She said he'll never know the difference and won't tell him and that everything will be okay.

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>>743309049
The things people do for an orgasm, lmao

>>743309049
try to roll w it dude

I write cheesy high school romance stories and shipping fanfiction
I don't drink or smoke because my dad was an addict who beat my mom and ruined her life.
I have a three inch erection and I’m circumcised.
When I was younger, my dad used to shave me, cut my nails, trim my pubes, pop pimples on my face and back, would smell my penis to make sure it smelled nice, would do the same for my armpits, and would sometimes shower with me. This went on until I was around 16 and he would also beat me if I ever denied him.
Every weekend for the past four years, I’ve gone to the movies or taken a nap in my car and told my mom I was out with friends. I’ve also told her I’m dating a Korean girl who was in one of my university classes.
When I was younger, girls at school used to hug me and random and would also tell me they loved me. Eventually I found out they would dare each other to hug guys they found especially creepy/ugly and I was a prime target. One of them also started a rumor I was stalking her because we lived on adjacent streets, after which most of my friends stopped associating with me.
In high school girls used to befriend me so I would do their work. They were always upbeat and nice, would constantly ask me about my weekend, and tell me how smart and sophisticated I was. Eventually I started fucking up and they all moved onto the autistic kid who also got good grades.
When I was a teenager, I used to do weird/disgusting shit to make my friends laugh. More than once I dropped my pants and danced around because I had a small dick and it made them laugh to see me humiliate myself. I would do anything to make someone like me.
I like the band Echosmith.
The only time I use reddit is going on r/pillowtalkaudio to download audios where girls pretend to be your girlfriend and pretend to talk to you to help me fall asleep. I also paid a woman online to make me a 10 minute custom girlfriend audio

>>743309209
cool dude

>>743303068
i tried anal fisting meself,
only got 1 finger in

>>743309549
awww, foul.

>>743309191
I'm trying. We've been fucking since then too, and she just told me last week that she's pregnant. She knows it's mine because they haven't had sex in months because he's got stress-induced ED. (So he claims, personally I think he's at least 3/4 fag and just can't get it up for her.)

She said she made him do her right after she found out. (Like trying to push a rope into a piggy bank, she said.) She said that if it's a boy, he'll be so happy that even if it comes out with blonde hair and blue eyes, he won't care as long as he can say he has a son.

But she's been kind of fucking with my head though. She calls me "daddy" all the time now, which would have been hot before she was knocked up, now it's just weird.

Im gay

>>743303068
i planned my own Suidcide in about 2 Years
I currently Discussing the possibilities of moving to a different town about 100 MIles away from here to escape my family since i more and more despise them

I like to look down women's tops.
Specifically when they have small breasts and wear stiff bras that are way too big for them.
I have seen so many nipples of unsuspecting women to jerk off to.
God bless those women who are in denial about their breast size.

>>743309893
>daddy
/hurls
ugh that is fucking weird. so, the dudes okay with her being knocked up with yo baby? i guess that's cool. unusual, but i guess you can't complain...

>>743310187
No, he doesn't know she's knocked up at all. She isn't even showing yet. But according to her, having a son means the world to Korean guys, someone to pass their legacy onto. So, the fucking thing could come out looking nothing like him, but he'll be so blinded by pride, it won't even occur to him that the baby isn't his.

>>743308348
Uh...I'll try not to do anything dumb at least?

>>743310531
that's stupid lmao but if he's gonna be coo with it then coo

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>>743303068

Nice try! Nice try, officer Johnson!

>>743310722
Yeah, I just wonder wtf is going to happen if it's a girl and she's got the gook eyes but fire-red hair that a lot of the women in my family get...

>>743310939
maybe it'll be a weird miracle baby

I once stole my brother's bacon when I was 8. I havent told anyone since

>>743310939
I'm pretty sure red hair is a recessive trait, so you'll probably be fine

>>743311115
You goddamn monster! MODS! MODS! FBI!

i ate spiders when i was a toddler. i also just wanna fuck hard all the time.

I fingered my mom's car in the back of my friend.

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>>743309209
damn... i feel... sad. i feel... idek. im just sorry anon. im sorry...

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I fapped to Asian twink porn once, and now I'm addicted to Asian twinks. I literally can't get aroused by anything else. I'll stay up until 4am fapping to Asian twink porn when I have work at 7 the next morning and it's fucking up my life. No woman or man other than Asian twinks holds any appeal for me. Should I kill myself?

>>743311552
r u me?
i mean, about the first part. the second part is just being human soz m8

I was raped as a child. Which is why im such a fuck up

>>743312075
So was I anon. I'm sorry. Want to tell me more?

>>743312075
M or F?

>>743312075
why do ppl rape chilren tho like whats the appeal theyre not even attractive yet so like ???

>>743303068
I unironically like behind the meme

>>743311887
just do nofap brah. we're all gonna make it

>>743312322
I know, who would rape a young child? They don't even have tits yet!

>>743312509
exactly my point! my man!

>>743308160
Green text that shit

>>743312890
gtfo with ur weird fetish

>>743304176
Haha i love these kind of things

I think I have autism

>>743303068
I suck dicks for hugs

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I tell people that I'm gay when in reality I'm absolutely everything. I've been attracted to plenty of people, but it's too late to stop the lie.

I become quickly obsessed with and idolize certain friends within days of meeting them. I've done this with two women now, but I think I have reciprocated feelings in this friendship.

Sometimes I wrap myself up in belts and pegs whilst masturbating and slapping myself.

I keep my empty Gorillaz Red Bull cans in a secret drawer in my house.

I think I might have Borderline Personality Disorder, but I haven't been diagnosed with it.

Occasionally, I will go out at night - not high on anything or drunk at all - go straight onto the mostly road above my house, and play music as loudly as possible whilst jamming out to it.

Murdoc Niccals is the legitimate reason to why I started playing bass.

>>743308160
How does sexual & emotional abuse work, isn't it, like, one or the other?

>>743309209
how do you feel on a day to day basis? indifferent to everything? sad in a melancholy way? sad in a frustrated angry way? possibly happy? has life so far just be "meh"? how do you feel anon

>>743313822
It's pasta dude

I suck dick for crack.
Oh, I don't smoke it. I have a drawer full of the stuff.

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I like watching beast porn.
I fear that its bad for my mental health but any attempt to stave off of it just has me eventually looking for it again.

I don't want to be a degenerate.

>>743314068
Which type?
Mares?

>>743313818
That doesn't make any sense

>>743314146
Dogs on women almost exclusively

>>743314033
really? thats more comforting i guess. someone first wrote it up i guess, something like this must have happened to him.

>>743314251
Or he just wanted sympathy from the other NEETs on here

>>743303068
Sex with my husband is terrible.

>>743304176
It's possible you are my brother.

>>743314398
Why'd you marry him then?

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>>743314251
>>743314375
you're both wrong. this originated on /s4s/, so it's a total meme, person behind it is probably just a very average person.

>>743304176
>got caught
>secret
wew

>>743307756
Do you get 160 iq on the Facebook quizzes?

>>743314486
I should have known

>>743303068
I feel guilty that I told my boyfriend earlier that my dad physically abused me, it really hurt me earlier and I wanted to tell someone but now it's better and I don't want him to be worried or for him to hate my dad. I feel sick to the stomach

>>743314398
Femanon? I'll entertain you as discreet as you like.

>>743314479
because we got used to getting straight to fucking. He never bothered with forplay and we did long distance for 2 years. so I got used to it. I have no interest in having sex with him anymore. He is physically attractive but he has no idea how to be sexy. it didn't matter when we were teenagers we were so horny.

I got cucked by my own sister

I lost my virginity to my teacher in 9th grade.

He was a guy.

So am I.

>>743314640
Not looking to hook up on 4chan. Or to cheat.

>>743306289
Edgy 12 year olds say the darndest

>>743314902
I ain't looking to hook up either but everybody likes to cum. And I ain't looking to come by your house and fuck but I'd email you on a throwaway to work out masterbation fule

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>>743303068
My parents don't know I'm a tranny, I still live with them. I even have my bf sneak in and fuck me in my room. I hide my long hair under a beanie and I bind my titties

>>743312123
Male

6 years ago my mother thought i was moving to Queensland to become an electrician. i moved there and studied biotechnology and got a masters in it. all my family and friends in my home state think im some big shot electrician. also my biological father is a convicted rapist and im the only one in the family who knows.

I am cheating on my bf with a guy from work, and he doesn't suspect a thing.

I can't remember a crucial part of my childhood. I think I was molested at around 2-4. Because of this, my mind was fucked up. I'm hyper sexual, yet I have bad social anxiety. I'm slightly dissasociative. I'm get so depressed and lonely. I just want to buy a gun, walk into the woods, lay down under a nice comfy tree, and blow my brain out of my skull. Only reason I haven't is because I'm still hopeful for the future, but, still. I turn 20 on the 30th, but I don't know if I'll make it to 21

>>743309049
Lol shes literally the best kind of person, convince her to be with you forever.

>>743312117
When i was a small child i was raped by a man, im not sure who i remember what he looked like. he was black, white tank top, blue jeans. He fucked my ass and it really really hurt.

>>743315329
Stick a 9 volt on your tongue boom now you're an electrician and not living a lie

>>743315384
Why keep the relationship going, then?

>>743303068
In my early twenties, my married step sister and I fucked for a little over a year.

>>743315501
Because he's cool to have around? Just in case the new relationship doesn't work out.

>>743309209
Tldr looked shit only newfags care

>>743303202
But you don't

Few weeks ago my sister came home completely drunk. Our parents where on vacation that week...
She passed out in her room, I sneaked in and stripped her naked. Put her hand on my cock and wanked it while I was playing with her shaved Pussy. Came buckets over her stomach. Thank Hof, she didn't wake up. Cleaned her up, afterwards..

>>743304056
Dad?

I stabbed a panhandler because he wouldn't fuck off and he died. Everyone thought some gangbanger killed him so I basically got away with murder.

>>743304531
Really shitty fantasy faggot

>>743315614
You're a whore and the worst kind one who believes they aren't

>>743309549
>>743309648
Samefag

>>743310019
Youre a kid who wants to move out and die, lmao youre gay as fuck.

>>743315124
Christ

>>743311887
Yes.

>>743316085
You don't like his dick maybe my huge clit will take its place

>>743315822
Christ. Feeling a little judgemental are we?

>>743315409
Kill yourself then if you're so sure, weak faggot, life isn't easy for anyone, so if you can't take it just remove yourself

I've been in a relationship for 2 years now, and a few months ago I've started part time babysitting a "friend's" 3 year old while she goes to work. She can't afford to pay me much money, so she works lets me fuck her and do whatever I want with her

>>743315437
Mudshark

>>743313786
You are gay, attention seeking and just a lame fucking person.

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>>743303068
I pretend that I really like watching TV, to make everyone think I'm normal

But I actually don't even watch TV man

>>743316250
Nah just don't believe in wasting time if you weren't sure the relationship was over for you you wouldn't fuck someone else especially when not married/legally fucked be honest at this point if you're a whore great the world needs more bitches that fuck like whores and own it instead of being uptight prudes but don't lock him down because he doesn't want to do you that way.

>>743314486
Yeah, I wrote that and I'm very hamdsome, I also have 2 dicks.

>>743316250
Explain why you aren't a whore?

You're a whore. Simple.

>>743316333
Where is she I'll pay you to let me split shifts

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>>743303068
My room mate borrowed the trimmer that I secretly used for manscaping, he used it to shave his face. I quietly took it back and hid it where he wouldn't find it again.

He apologized to be one day for borrowing it (and losing it, so he believed) and I just poker faced and said "it's okay no big deal".

I will never tell him the truth, ever.

I wish I wasn't going bold

>>743316333
More?

>>743314840
Okay, explain

I'm a little afraid to face normal life and my petite obligations without being high on amphetamines or weed or smoking

>>743311723
Kek

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>>743316407
Fuck, you caught me. I was really trying hard to find good ones, too.

>>743316250
hes well telling all his mates in work about it, everyone does it, even the nicest people in the world

>>743313786
hello michiel

>>743315287
How can your parents not tell?
How long on female hormones?
You have a bf? We're you into men before hormones?
Almost got caught by anyone you don't want knowing? Out to anyone?

One day I got bored and sent a few nudes to a random dude from the internet. It happened that we live in the same small country and he now daily sends me some really awkward messages. I feel really uncomfortable with most of the shit he says and I cant tell anyone because I was the whore sending those pics.

>>743317264
Send the same pics to somebody else and say they violated your trust and this guy found them online

I havent had a working showing in 4 years, could get it changed if i asked, but i'm too much of a pussy (just boil water to wash)

i actually feel like i am horny every time i feel like i need to take a shit ... i know it's fucking weird

>>743317090
What m8?

>>743316333
Are you M or F

>>743317533
Find good secrets and shit.