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Anyone else feel like they turned into a pedo after seeing Kick Ass?

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Anyone else feel like they turned into a pedo after seeing Kick Ass?
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I didnt go full retard, but I did fantasise about fucking her senseless for a long time. Wife must have wondered why she was getting such a pounding sometimes!
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>>743263352
Holy shit are you me? Except it started after I saw the movie and now I think about little girls every time I fuck my wife.
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>>743263227
Bump
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No, it was way before this film.
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>>743263227
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like, all of /b/ in 2010. chloe threads everywhere
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no but i did after let me in
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>>743264701
Gotta be Hollywood's intention right? Cause it was definitely kick ass that changed me
>>743264683
More
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>>743264779
Oh fuck
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A girl like that, everyone could be pedo
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>>743263227
I was before, but yes she is so good
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>>743266236
>>743264779
>>743264683
Hnnnng I haven't fapped to her in a long time, Kik anons? Add me: fapperboii
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I like her face, her smile, the shape of her tiny body. I think she is very attractive and has a cute looking. I'm in love with her.
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It was definitely them lips, couldn't not imagine them wrapped around my cock
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The fridge bitch strikes back
>no waist
>no ass no nothing
>ugly without and with makeup
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why has an admin deleted half the pics of her?
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>>743269562
Because this is /b/
We will all be perma banned for replying in this thread soon
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>>743269712
Mod came too hard and nuked the thread on accident
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Anyone fapping here? Op?
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>>743270164
I am, im about to cum for her gorgeous lips
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>>743270495
Same here
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>>743270548
do you have kik anon?
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There's a psychological reason for this. Despite her young appearance the character's actions and speech were those of an adult. This sends mixed signals to the brain.
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>>743270593
Should i?
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>>743270840
yeah, because then we can get lewwd for her lips
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>>743270833
Don't forget the DSLs anon (and the mask that puts emphasis on them)
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>>743270884
I already am getting lewd for her lips tho
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This thread still here
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>>743272357
She used to be so hot dear fucking god
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>>743272431
yeah, what happened to her :3
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:3
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>>743272623
>>743272488
The look in her eyes is pure sex. At that age she was one of the hottest girls in movie history honestly. Its so weird imagining how every hollywood exec was jerking off to her and probably trying to get her in their movies for a chance to plow. Whoever got her at that age if anyone did... can't imagine
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>>743263227
another weak mind oppressed by mind control, just keep it in your pants eh or we'll have to burn you at the steak buddy.
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>>743273279
What's the mind control for? To jail people? She's just hot and it feels good to bust a nut to a picture of her.
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>>743273279
Can my steak be medium rare?
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The party van is coming. Why dont you have a seat?
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>>743273661
>>743273412
>>743272266
Nutted.
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I like her style
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>>743263227
Nigga you gay
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>>743273875
she have really large feets
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>>743274033
I dont think so
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>>743273875
>>743273801
More of this age. It's crazy how bisexual these pics are but my dick is pure steel.
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>>743274033
did you say feet?
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>>743274231
this is 2006. havent so many pics of her a this age, sorry
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She's so offputingly girthy nowadays
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she didn't age up so good
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>>743274319
Couldn't hold it anyways. I almost forgot how insane Chloe orgasms feel, thanks.
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>>743274257
If i could back in the past and meet her, at same age... couldnt tell how cool it would be.
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>>743274568
MORE HITGIRL RULE 34
>>743274578
And yea we know her old pics are gold tho so let's just appreciate that those exist and fap peacefully
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>>743263227
I've been a pedo since I was too old do like girls "my own age"
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>>743274791
I wanna say just talking to young Chloe would be a dream but honestly if I could go back I'd either spend every waking moment trying to fuck her or I'd rape her.
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>>743264701
Oh my fucking god I forgot about that and then she turning into a fridge and people slowly fucked off with that shit
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>>743275017
No man, this is bad. I just wanna meet her, be nice with her, thats all. I dont like pedos who hurt children. What do u mean with 'rape'? pls, tell me you wouldnt hurt her.
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Wonder how is the sensation to have a child like her, beautiful... the best sensation to be her father rise and protect her.
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>>743275192
this , people who harm children are pure filth
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>>743275333
children are cunts. plus trips
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>>743275146
Sure, in 2010 she used to be hot. Now she is fat and ugly. As she was underage, they're all scared to post it here and get banned. Thats the true.
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>>743275424
Your point? Obviously we all want to fuck younger Chloe.
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>>743275333
I wouldn't rape her either but you're telling me you wouldn't have sex with her or want to if you could go back and meet her? Please.
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>>743276031
Yes, i do. But her body is so small and i'd be afraid of hurting her, so i couldnt. I just wanna meet her and hug her, feel her head in my chest,.. They say love hurts, its true.
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>>743276031
>>743275192
>>743275417
>power to go back in time and you wouldn't forcibly dick the hottest people of history
Obviously I'd try and hopefully succeed at consensual first but I mean come on I'd have to know what she's like at some point
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MOODS!!!!!
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>>743270975
just imagine
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>>743276563
She was athletic as shit she's ready to go by kick ass age and you can tell that just by looking at her. The only thing is I'd feel bad taking her virginity, so on the other hand getting a blowjob from prime era Chloe would be my number 1 wish. Keep that pussy a beautiful mystery...
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>>743276600
At this point she is just a kid, you as an adult would be responsible for what would happen to her. Dunno, maybe wait more some years for when she is 13 is ready to go.
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>>743276834
:3
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>>743276834
Jesus fuck man. If that ugly skank pulled that load I don't even want to know what Chloe would do to you. She really was a succubus because honestly I could imagine cumming so hard I'd pop my brain or heart and die.
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Cloe, Natalie, the list goes on.

And who makes the files is and is in charge of the movie industry? ( they also tried to get Hillary elected too btw)
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>>743276917
Yeah, bj wouldnt hurt her in any way, but if somebody knows you're fucking this cute princess, they would probably wanna kill you and call you a monster.
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>>743277179
What the hell is that gibberish? You can't even write a coherent sentence.
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Was kick ass good? Haven't seen it.
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>>743277079
the chick in the webm is fugly, for sure, but her lips are angelic. just like Cholo. so that's what I am imagining.
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>>743277079
I'd have a heart attack and fall down deadly
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>>743277281
Yeah, entertaining little flick.
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>>743263352
>>743263586
Guys I close my eyes and pretend my wife is a 10yo girl every single time I pound her. EVERY SINGLE TIME.
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>>743277281
reminiscent of deadpool. same ballpark of that kind of humor
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i don't see what all the hubbub is about
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>>743277391
She hasn't aged well.
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>>743277391
them legs go all the way up
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>>743277363
She's playing Shawn Johnson in a new movie. She had to work out a lot to get those thighs, nut it looks like she overdid it.
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>>743276951
True but I'd need to know what hit girl is like in bed. Some girls are ready at that age and she certainly was.
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>>743277597
has anyone popped her taco yet?
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>>743277264
Thats.....NO
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>>743277582
>>743277451
>not recognizing bad photoshop
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>>743277597
>>743277582
>>743277451
She gonna kick our asses guys run!
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>>743277442
The hubby is about the <16 yo Chloe who had a hot body and a flawless face
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Thread status: hijacked.
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Some of you folks got sum Miley high res?
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>>743277948
She looks like a doll, a real barbie
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>>743277968
the look on her face is total satisfaction that she farted just before she hopped out the car and the poor valet has to smell it.
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>>743277948
wtf happened.
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>>743263227
>>just die
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>>743276793
Nothing illegal here.
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>>743273485
kekd hard
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>>743278221
Puberty plus weird film workouts probably. We got the old pics to fap to so I don't really care that she's ugly now.
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>mfw this thread
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>>743279808
"Did you want that no or not"
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pls dont let this thread die
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>>743280434
>>743279808
This girl is so cum worthy. I just shot about 15-20 ropes into my bed
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>>743280537
>>743280546
Now imagine shooting down her throad with those big pillowy lips massaging the base of your dick
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>>743280705
I came
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>>743280705
I'd cum all over her pretty face
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>>743281514
And of course her tight tiny little ass
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>>743278470
Is that dio with joanathans body
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>>743281595
take off these shoes and lick her feet
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>>743270833
Wow! You're so smart! Nobody else realized that immediately at all!
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sure smells like tumblr in here
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>>743282034
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I've seen the movie but never thought about fucking hitgirl. Just now I came to this picture and I'm already back to full erection and looking for more revealing pics of girls at that age. Wtf just happened though for real.
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>>743263227
Pshh, Way before that.
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>>743282322
lol shut up newfag
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I call the movie "Fuck Ass", cause I always wanted to pull her skirt up, bend her over, and fuck her in the ass.
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>>743282469
Same. I'm old.
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>>743263227
Honestly, it made me very aware of how bad violence against children is. The whole movie made me sick.
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>>743283153
>how bad violence against children is
>child literally the most violent character in the movie
What?
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>>743277448
i'm down with female nord
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>>743283364
she still took a lot of punches. Made me shiver.
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>>743263227
>Anyone else feel like they turned into a pedo after seeing Kick Ass?

No, but the villain should have raped that character on his desk once she was knocked out.
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>>743283469
I would have
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>>743283458
At the end she does but it's at the hands of an evil character, the main villain, who you root for the brutal death of. It's not like she's being abused by random people. The violence serves a purpose and I think the fact that it is so wrong gives the ending weight. Also we get pics like this
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>>743277281
Yes.
Just... don't watch the sequel.
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>>743278103
I didn't even have to open the image. The thumbnail alone had me in hysterical tears of joy.
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No die thread
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>>743263227
Pretty Baby is what pushed me over the edge. I haven't looked back.
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>>743286711
An absolute classic anon. Exact same for me.
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>>743287753
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hahaha
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we need more thread like this
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>>743277812
HE
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>>743291126
Wayyyy too much makeup lipstick color is 10/10 but everything else is caked on as hell
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>>743264683
She is 100% not legal MODS
If Child Porn also allowed on the 4chan then 4chan is literally worst than The Dark Web.
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>>743292131
>he doesn't like girls painted like whores
Fag.
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>>743263227
Personally I find her to be a terrible actor, mostly because every role she has is the "badass" "Grrrl power" type character that "don't take no shit" and she just doesn't pull it off very well at all. Her lines in movies always cringe the hell out of me.
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