Well Texas, it's been fun. Sorry it has to end this way

RIP in piece texas

Let's just shoot the hurricane

>>743241415
This

everyone engage

How big is this hurricane exactly?

>>743241513
Its a 3 but they say it's getting stronger

>>743240802
im not mad, all my ex's live there

>>743241415
Yes, fill it full of lead! It could cause it to die from the sudden change of density in the air

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>>743241573
Does this look accurate, I dont know much about hurricanes

>>743241589
george strait?

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>>743240802
Here is a pic of katrina for comparison

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>>743241685

Yeah, it's cat 4 with 130 MPH sustained winds and 14 ft waves, last I checked.

>>743241573

4

>>743241415

pic related

wait, so everything is everything still bigger in texas?

http://abcnews.go.com/live/video/special-live-2?cid=HP_LB_HED

here's a livestream of a flag

JEFF
FFF

fffffff

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>>743242136

HARVEY WILL NOT DIVIDE US LIVESTREAM UP FOR THE NEXT 4-8 DAYS

jeffs high as fuck
https://www.pscp
.tv/w/1zqJVRbdVkXJB

Category 4 land falling hurricanes in the US since 1960
2017 - Harvey
2004 - Charley
1989 - Hugo
1961- Carla
1960 - Donna

>>743242362
thx

is there a chance this will reach cat5?

>>743242451
no, its already on land

>>743242451
no

"The threat has prompted officials in at least one town to ask residents who stay behind to write their Social Security numbers on one of their arms in case. It will make identifying bodies easier."

>some anon writes 4chan on his arm

>>743240802
All the Whataburgers are closed forever

Rockport, Texas, officials are advising residents who refuse to evacuate to write their names and Social Security number on a forearm, Mayor Pro Tem Patrick Rios told CNN. Rios said it will "help out first responders should they find a body."
-- The National Weather Service in Corpus Christi issued an extreme wind warning for portions of the Texas coast. "Widespread destructive winds of 115 to 145 mph will produce swaths of tornado-like damage," the agency said.
-- Texas' governor requested additional federal help with a presidential disaster declaration. The White House is considering the declaration.
-- President Donald Trump, who will visit the area next week, has signed a disaster declaration for the state.

>>743242451
Doesn't matter. The flooding will do a shitload of damage anyway

>>743242315
aaaand hes dead

>>743240802
Hurricanes run all the trash off the coast that can't rebuilt. Newer nicer people move in. It takes about 10 years for the cleansing to takes place

>>743242659
That was a scare tactic used in Galveston a few years back

>>743242888
incorrect
the people with money find another place.
the people who are poor stay in their condemned housing.
poor people don't have standards.

Blue Shed has a twitter account.
https://twitter.com/TheRealBlueShed

On fox news the reporter was literally standing in a foot and a half river of water flowing over the street.

Godspeed Texas, we'll catch you on the flip side

People in my town started taking shelter in hospitals. Since my moms a nurse I got a free pass to stay at her hospital

I'm in Texas and about to get rocked like a hurricane

>>743242638
not here in central texas

>>743243307
I would stay there and don't leave anon, don't drive in this shit. Your car will get swept away

Don't drown, we'll come get you out when it stops raining

Does this mean we will actually get a decent amount of rain up here in Dallas instead of just cooking all summer and autumn like we usually do? Don't really see a downside.

>>743243469
pics or it didn't happen.
its been confirmed through their official Twitter account

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Sitting three stories up in Kemah with a Mosin and a 24 pack of Modelo Negra, ready to pick off looters. This is why we live here baby!

>>743240802
uhhh when does this happen? I don't live in TX, I just want to get my popcorn ready.

>>743241415
Give it back to the Mexican, and say "thanks for nuttin' "

>>743243777
?
its been happening.

>>743243777
All of tonight

>>743243839
Fuck...I need to watch the news more

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>>743243711
>Modelo

faggot spic

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alligators are escaping the hurricane and crawling up to hide under peoples' cars. big surprises tomorrow.

Blame Donald Trump.
Seems to work for everything.

Shit I left my dog outside. Forgot to take him inside before I left

>>743244095
yes, because people will be wading to their flooded cars tomorrow

>>743243711
Fuck the piece of shit looters that go and steal from good people during a storm because they know that they'd rather be safe than at home, they are trespassing and deserve to be shot.

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Good, fuck Texas

Most phony, holier-than-thou, pompous dipshits come from there.....or just straight up trash

>>743244120
Mexican Muslims likely already ate your dog.
#yourwelcome

>>743243638
im not getting out of bed just to drive to wataburger for a pic. besides i went to taco bell earlier

Corpus Christi mayor: lights are out, streetlights and trees all over the road, buildings collapsed, no power to call 911 or respond to jack shit. Pitch black

>>743244262
Good luck to the looters who are going to try and rob people in Texas

>>743244262
Only if they're shit though, cuz Racisum

>>743244402
shoulda went to bed early

>>743244402
Good time to take down statues.

>>743244402
Get your gun ready. Looters are coming

>>743244447
In Texas? Every motherfucker is armed, it'll be a bloodbath.

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>>743244262
Damn straight, but they'll get more than they bargained for. This ain't New Orleans; We hold our own.

>>743242009
My dick, yeah

>>743244566
Good time to shoot at Antifa/BLM terrorists

>>743244588
Just shoot the white ones, cuz racisim

>>743244706
don't worry, Trump will pardon you.
capatcha related:
public playground

>>743244447
It's already happening closer to the coast. Nobody's home to blast them though.

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>>743244831

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>>743244660

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>>743244858

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kill everything that you can

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>>743244706

>>743244303
Dude. All the big cities are blue. They state is barely red and won't be for long. We got this.

everything's bigger in texas

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>>743244083
you're the first nigger getting shot

>>743245028
fuckers need to leave the city and move to the surrounding cities

>>743243015
It's absolutely a scare tactic. But a scare tactic can also be legitimately the best option for idiots who don't heed mandatory evac orders. It saves a lot of time and effort identifying dead bodies, time much better spent aiding the living, or doing cleanup, or the thousand other things that need doing when big storms roll out.

>>743244706
Good luck finding anyone on hwy 59 to try to loot. And good luck finding anything to loot from Rockport north other than an HEB

>>743245291
That's good.

I'd hate for someone else to get shot for acting the fool

>>743244706
>terrorists
just shut the fuck up

As soon as he is done pardoning people for misdemeanors they haven't even been sentenced for yet Trump will get right on making a plan. You watch.
I think he has ADHD or something

>>743245480
pls b real

Stand ur ground, Texas......don't let the libtard hurricane win!

>>743245555
I killed one once in Iraq
They're all the same and they bleed the same fucking blood, bitch

You shut the fuck up

>>743245700
yeah,blm doesnt decapitate people on camera dumbfuck

so YOU shut the fuck up

>>743245609
The DNC, and the Clinton foundation has collected $60 million to help you Texas. Expect you $50.00 Gift card in 6 to 8 weeks.
#notlikeHattie

>>743244811
Then insurance will cover it. Funny story, after Katrina the clean up crews stole shit from the dorms at Tulane. Also during it the police themselves we're looting.

No one cares. It's just stuff. Happy it it was going to be ruined if left in place anyway. So much mold.

>>743245886
No you're right, they shoot cops

>>743240802
>Implying a little wind could fuck with Texas
Now if it were a light frost, that would be a different story.

Is it true there's nothing but steers and queers in texas?

>>743245887
what what does that have to do with the topic on hand?
33,000 emails!

>>743245951
And the Klan has never killed cops? If you're going to start shooting entire groups of people because someone in their ranks does that shit, start there. Work your way through native American tribes up to BLM. Google it.

>>743245951
yeah when did that happen like once by some crazy fuckers?

>>743241799
yes you nigger

>>743246180
Black cops, hispanic cops, white cops, asian cops (one of the 2 cops killed at point blank range in NYC), doesn't matter. BLM loves murdering cops, that's why they're terrorists.

>>743246301
90s country is the jam

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>>743246134

>>743246228
Plus this. https://newsone.com/3480513/majority-of-police-killed-in-2016-shot-by-white-men/

People be crazy. Still let's arrest the ones who assault people and throw stones... Wait. We already do that.

>>743246387
yeah toootally ALL literally every member of blm is just a ruthless murderer and shoots cops. yeah ok fuck off to wataburger or whatever you do

>>743245622
Texas will fall because pussies

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>>743246454

>>743244303
May you live forever. Love - A Texan

>>743246097
si, wey

Non american here praying for you, hoping a lot of you die.

<3

>>743246584
K. BLM is a terrorist group like ISIS, and the KKK is too. I'm certainly not a white supremacist or a nazi

>>743246387
The cops killed s fuck load of cops over the years. Many of them white. I'm failing to see the difference. You get angry people with a cause and they kill other people. People kill over abortion. See they terrorist? Steve we going to start identifying whole organizations which they belong to as terrorist just because they killed in the names of the cause? Unless you can prove conspiracy it means nothing.

>>743246692
>oh... uh... dad... what'sss?

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Just some flood water

>>743246747
terrorist

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>>743246803

>>743243072
I live on the coast.
If the house isn't there they don't.
Any new mud taxes keep them out.

>>743246929
Do mud people pay mud taxes?

>>743246751
its really not you cant compare blm and kkk to isis

>>743246921
If you kill your enemies then your enemies won't exist

God is finally punishing these truck and dip-loving, sister-fucking, nigger-hating, christ-cucked faggots.
God is punishing you all.
Get fucked, Texcucks.

>>743244103
Now this will be a real test of his Presidency. Bush Jr failed. How will Trump do in a national emergency? For Texas sake, I hope well.

>>743247149
Blame Canada!

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>>743247079

>>743247131
yeah I hate blm, the kkk and nazis but you cannot blame blm to the latter

>>743247268

why are they touching an orb?

>>743246747
it's a shitty part of the country that lets in all of the spics, so your prayers are appreciated

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>>743247131
All 3 of them are the same, 2 want death for racism and 1 wants death for their little fucking moon god. All 3 of them and the nazis are fucking terrorists, and you would do well to steer clear of that shit

>>743240802
Hey at least it's only hitting the suck ass parts of Texas.

>>743242659
>President Donald Trump
This shit still doesn't seem real.

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RIP Jeff

>>743245700
Yeah, your stink kills.

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>>743247268
the funniest thing outta that whole event was
>Trump so scared of Americans with guns that he banned guns at the NRA event that he attended
>a few days/weeks later, he visits the Saudis
>has absolutely no problems with sandniggers swinging swords next to him

>>743247342
Isis throws people off of buildings for being gay. nazis,blm,kkk really dont do anything except for the people that are lunatic savages. Its like calling liberals terrorists because a guy drove into a crowd

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>>743243777

SO, climate change comes to oil country. The ironing is deelicious.

i hear the hurricane its getting close and this might be my last post goodbye /b/ pray to god ill make it

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>>743247578
Or a Bernie supporter shoots up a baseball game

>>743247563

yeah because the saudi's already killed all of their insane libtards

>>743247654
Yeah, there's never been a hurricane in the gulf before Al Gore started bitching about polar bears.

>>743247713
exactly

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>>743247149

>>743247563
https://youtu.be/RMFX2ZpVJjY?t=1m20s

>>743247770
top fucking kek

>>743247713
murder count is still 0-1
its probably higher but im too lazy to find white supremacist killings

>>743247770
Do you not understand that we are getting fewer larger storms because of increased ocean temperatures?

There are entire books on the subject.

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holy fuck

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tP5_wav6QZo

>>743247983
Dylann Roof is a terrorist

>>743247207
>How will Trump do in a national emergency? For Texas sake, I hope well.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH, DROWN REDNECK FAGGOTS!!! TRUMP IS BUSY PLAYING GOLF!!!

>>743247983
Because these are the only two incidents that have ever happened.

>>743247342
>https://www.pscp
>.tv/w/1zqJVRbdVkXJB
all of them arent the same when you look at the numbers. The nazis are so few, why even pretend they matter and give them attention. Give me a break, the rest of us have taxes to pay...

>>743248111
highly motivated minority is no laughing matter.
you don't need a lot of people as long as the few are die-hards.

>>743248069
cool forced meme

>>743247991 nobody actually cares about "global warming" and "climate change aka WEATHER". Its pretty obvious when you go about your day seeing EVERY SINGLE liberal doing everything they complain about ruining the planet. Give me a break, y'all lost, get over it. This planet is much stronger than the humans.

>>743248225
ehhh... they would of done something a long time ago. When you give a small group of actual nazis a bunch of media attention and bring in counter protests that will always entice violence. How about we all ignore the nazis like we normally do and go about our days.

>>743248330
Just because smelly retards like you don't care about it does not mean no one else does.

>>743247468
Well it is
Dry your tears already

>>743248535
Dry your pants first.

>>743248704
holy fuck i forgot i have clothes in the wash that need to go in the dryer

>>743248468
This.
They only started up again because leftists made race an issue.
There were only like 12 white supremacists on earth a decade ago.

>>743247578
Liberals? He was a nazi

>>743248468
they do, though.
sure not as a single hivemind but in local regions.
a gay dude in one city.
a trans person in another
a black person in another
muslim in another.
say what you want about the Antifa, they arent the ones commiting murders.
as far as the black folk...don't think he was BLM but...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tpb-mtjN9q8

>>743248069
No. He's busy pardoning people for misdemeanors who haven't even been sentenced yet. Also firing people

>>743248944
>They only started up again because leftists made race an issue.

Yeah, these guys were just normal guys until some leftists brought up race, then they all became radicalized white supremacists.

They were just pretending to be normal so nobody would try to stop them.

What a fucked up country.

>>743248986
Conservatives my bad

>>743248704
>A+ retort

>>743249240
Cry more fag lord

>>743248704
damn

>>743248809
Lazy bitch. I got all of my laundry done early yesterday. Food and water stocked, evac plan, and fully charged phone and backup battery. Git gud

>>743241589
That's why I hang my hat in Tennessee

I hope Texas gets obliterated. They deserve it for helping to elect a moron like Trump.

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>>743249366

>>743249366
>only one phone
>only one backup battery

>>743249294
And so you resort to low-ball insults
gg

>>743249559
You resorted to low-ball butthurt replies.

Welp.... Galveston fag here... Moved a bit up to Crosby to pass this shit show..... Probably Monday I won't have a house anymore... Yay.

>>743249717
haha

>>743249152
Leave it up to a liberal to have a pathetic boiled down interpretation of the world and current events.. You've only been paying attention for 6 months.. maybe a year. Some of us have for years and years. If there was a nazi problem it would of for sure happened already. If you really believe there is ANY chance of some kind of nazi/white supremacist uprising, you're crazy as fuck. But none of that matters to you, because you will automatically label anyone you feel like racist. You need to go to bed.

>>743249152
Also, prove there is any significant amount of nazi types in america.

>>743249366
Inb4 the hurricane pulls down your pants and buttfucks you

>>743249468
All I really need. And my brothers family is only an hour away so I'm covered. Galvestons gonna get slammed though.

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So, christfags.....is this part of your loving god's perfect plan?

>>743249845
you don't need a lot of people.
look at ISIS sympathizers.
you just need one guy with a car to kill a few and injure dozens

>>743249658
> I can't come up with my own insults
Are you even trying?

>>743247468
Go cry faggot

>>743250003
only killing the non-believers

>>743249152
No, idiot, race/gender politics made a lot of them believe they had to fight back. Making them easy prey for what was essentially the remains of Westboro Baptist.

>>743249956
does your brothers family have more batteries or something?

>>743250151
In Texas?

>>743250064
Are you even pooping?

>>743250287
lots of dirty dirty mexicans

>>743250003
God works in mysterious ways. But don't you worry, Pat Robinson can pray away the hurricanes:
https://youtu.be/g0icmLGSwmM

>>743249951
I'd pin the hurricane down and ride him first

>>743249414
Methinks you don't understand how big Texas is or the maximum effective reach inland of a hurricane.
This just tickles our crotch parts.

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>>743250336

>>743250103
No need, Trump faggots are doing it for us.

>>743250225
We're all good on that stuff.

>>743240802
Not going to miss it. Hopefully California is next.

>>743250368
You are that fat?

>>743250052
That is my whole fucking point. Anyone at anytime could kill countless amounts of people. I'm not scared of any so called terrorist group, domestic or otherwise.

>>743250336
Robertson*
Damn it.

>>743250331
Catholics

God, if it hits Houston there's gonna be bongs and dildos raining down for miles...

>>743250561
And you are hoping that happens.

>>743243600
I spent a summer in Dallas three years ago, felt like eternity of horrid heat and misery. Hope you Dallasfags get some cool down while the coastal people are all busy being dead.

>>743250561
>God, if it hits Houston
Interesting that you should mention God in a sentence about a natural disaster. :^)

>>743250510
By American and Texas standards I'm less than average.

>>743241804

>Katrina

It was same category at landing, lethal because of shitty infrastructure. I hope Texans are better at building shit than we are.

>>743250664
I know right? It's almost like it was intentional, like some sort of hilarious prayer request.

>>743250656
Everyone will be dealing with muggy humidity for days.

>>743244207
Rescuers with life boats or rafts will be the ones at real risk if the gators hungry enough to jump on board

>>743250787
>>743250336

>>743243711
Dude, should have gotten a week's worth of booze, once there's a state of emergency they stop selling.

I live in Tyler Texas, this is gonna be a fun weekend lol

I'm in San Antonio, how fucked am I?

>>743250527
you can only say this because the US government has a great track record of keeping terrorists out.
just about every single terrorist act in the last 15 years were homegrown lonewolves.

the white supremacists are basically ISIS sympathizers.
only problem is that they live here.
they get to not only talk to each other online, but they can meet each other.
it gives them greater bonds.

just look at Europe.
that shows you what happens when a government has no control over a terrorist group.
they get to not only talk to each other online but they form communities inside Europe.
they drink/eat/have fun with other terrorist.
and then one day one decides to run over 2 dozen people in London.
same thing will happen here but with white supremacists.
there aren't any positive reinforcements once a lonewolf gets off of his computer and leaves his home to walk around in the general public.
there are positive reinforcements when a white supremacists lgets off of his computer and leaves his house to meet up with other like minded people.

>>743251395
its gets flooded every time theres a heavy rain.
this is a CAT 4 hurricane that is just staying put
RIP

>>743244660
We held our own, and got rid of most of our poor population.
Steers and queers in Texas. Everyone knows that.