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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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Silly gaybois
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>>743232282
That's a fair choice. I'm not that interested in body pillows myself.
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>>743232528

nice loose lips
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>>743232628
I rather have another person.
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>>743232265
She's not interested.

>>743232276
Yeah, mine hitches rides on my back if I'm not careful. She loves to be higher than others and being transported about.

>>743232316
Some, not very many. I tried to avoid physical confrontation because I was always afraid I'd hurt someone. Most times when someone tried to start something, I'd either outright ignore them, ask them why they're being dicks or just let them do and say whatever.

>>743232675
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>>743233052
I-Is it my turn for rubs now?
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>>743232771
I'm sure most people feel the same way.
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>>743233195
*rubs your tail*
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>>743233364
Almost as good as Edwin's.
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>>743233052

makes me wanna.. get mine loose..
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>>743233052
Youve had plenty of friends of course? A social circle?

>>743233255
Why do you think people fuck someone then dump them a week later then? Or remain in a relationship they have no feelings for?
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>>743233588
Do it.
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>>743233588
Bend over
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>>743233052
>afraid I'd hurt someone
I thought you were like
tiny and blond
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>>743233642
I honestly have no idea. I want someone who will spend the rest of their life with me.
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>>743233676

okay

>>743233749

i squat usually
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>>743233588
>>743233364
How are you guys tonight
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>>743233930

about to go to some squats
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>>743233508
I'll take it.

>>743233588
l-lewd...

>>743233642
Back then? Just a few close friends really. I've expanded my social network since though. Before I was 20 I was pretty much outside of all social things, there was pretty much only one or two guys I hung out with. I was disconnected from my dad, my brother was never much company for me and my mom was in another country. I was pretty much alone, not entirely, but pretty close.

>>743233875
Blond, yes, tiny, no.

>>743233907
appealing

>>743233930
pretty good, pretty good, can't complain.
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>>743234080
Nice

Firm butts are nice

>>743234153
Ah good
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>>743233907

You typically do it cow(boy)girl instead of doggy?
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>>743234153
if not tiny then what
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>>743234153

thanks you too~

>>743234219

the ass must be strong

>>743234252

all positions
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>>743234267
I'm a big boy, but also pretty.

>>743234390
.////.
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>>743233878
You better find a virgin around your age then.

>>743233907
You must have strong glutes.

>>743234153
How lonely. Seems like its work out regardless of that though.
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>>743234390

I'm super bashful and don't like making eye contact when I'm getting fucked. Even if I've known the guy forever.

I dunno why, but it's embarrassing to be embarrassed about it.
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>>743234523
>BIG boy

Fatass detected.
Fatfucks aren't attractive. Objectively speaking.
Learn to be funny and go after girls, or lose some weight.
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>>743234523
eww chubster
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I used to like reverse cowgirl, but that's just porn. I wouldnt know what I like.
Not like it matters.
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>>743234857
In the end, yeah. Wasn't easy always, of course, but I try to keep a bright outlook on things. It's practically no different from doom and gloom, just more enjoyable.

>>743234953
I... what?

>>743235148
*shrug*
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>>743235273
an interesting development though.
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>>743234953
>>743235148
Hes not too fat, eats too many carbs and drinks too much probably. Nice face, flabby belly.
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>>743235273
Girls love fatties.
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>>743235273
It didnt work out for me. It only made me more withdrawn.
You know, like the males that fail to mate and get pushed out of all the safe territories.
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>>743235386
This is good to know.
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>>743235273
you heard me.

>>743235386
Proof of this?
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>>743235920
>>743234953
or make a lot of money
fat people should kill themselves at a certain point tbh
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>>743235920
I wanted to see what he looked like and he showed me because I showed him what I looked like.
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>>743235370
Uhuh

>>743235386
Probably. Should do something about that maybe, but I'm having a hard time coming up with a good reason to.

>>743235616
?

>>743235639
Yeah, I sympathise with you. I'm not sure if your situation is quite like that, but then again, I don't really know. We've talked at length more than once so I'll trust your own judgement on it.

>>743235920
I'm just thoroughly confused. Not only was your post terribly phrased, the content conveyed was nothing but a few haphazard words covering a big, flashing sign that said "bait".
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how do i stop fapping to 2d men
this is becoming a problem and i need an intervention
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>>743236378
Wear a chastity cage.
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>>743236363
You may sympathize, but you dont understand.
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>>743236496
im not a cuck
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>>743236363
Girls love fatties. They remind them of their fathers.
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>>743236579
Regrettably so.

>>743236624
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>>743236363
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>>743236789
This is not helping.
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>>743236589
Become a eunuch.
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>>743236869
Helping what?
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>>743236785
Not at all, you already expressed you dont.
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>>743236937
Never mind. What else is new?

>>743237028
Yeah, but it's still kinda meh.
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>>743237217
Was I being rude?
Nothing is new at the moment except for my impending bedtime.
I will sleep now nini
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>>743237217
Mediocre?
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>>743237290
I don't think so, no. Just kinda confused. Already recovered.

G'nighty.

>>743237348
You know, I'd like to understand but really can't so that's that and I think it's kinda meh.
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Aces
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>>743237571
That sentence is a good synonym of my inability to get laid.
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>>743236914
i forgot to say thank you last night, so

thank you for talking with me.
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>>743237783
fuck i forgot to reapply my name in namesync
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>>743237747
I'm not really sure about that. I can't really see the symbolism or derived meanings.

But hey, I should sleep too since it's 7 in the morning. G'night.
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>>743237783
>>743237931
No problem. I appreciate that you trusted me with something like that.
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>>743237969
You choose not to.
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>>743237028
Those two remind me of the first time I did anything sexual with another guy

Makes me.mias jacking off with other guys
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>>743236363
>Literal autism

>Tfw fatass uggo fagboi
>No twink bf
>BIG BOY
>B I G G
>Attack grammar of those who point out

Please L2gay before gayposting.


Btw...you need to be 18 or older to be on this site...
Reported to mods. Gf, IP
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>>743236028
this guy gets it
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>>743238294
Did you both have nice hair and smooth bodies?
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NIGHT SHIFT! WHOO
Not really.
Fuck.
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>>743238562
No we were both kinda hairy. He liked, I was just kinda whatever. I just wanted to make out and Jack off. And I needed to show off my new jockstrap to someone

I'm not really fit and he was a skelington so it may have seemed a little weird.

But it was fun and he was a great kisser
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>>743238902
So not like that pic at all. How deceptive of you.
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>>743237931
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>>743239029
I keep forgetting NS.
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>>743232380
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And then everybody died...
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Ill always be here.
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Nibis don't count.
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>>743240213
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>>743240645
I do not see the appeal.
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>>743240645
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Why not?
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>>743241012
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Because Nibis are mean.
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I thought it went something more like
>This thread is dead because there isnt anyone one here
>People dead inside dont count.
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>>743241261
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We're all dead inside.
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>>743241717
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Come for the g/fur stay for the sexy boys that post it
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So I just bought a Nova from bad dragon, medium.

First time EVER using a dildo. At first I couldnt get it in cuz it was too floppy I guess and slippery with the lube. So I went with a cucumber with lube and managed to get in half way. Again, first time inserting shit into my ass. I felt a sharp pain with the cucumber that lasted like 10-20 seconds when I got it in but doesnt hurt anymore.

Round 2 with the Nova, got it in but couldnt take the knot. Tried all night trying to get it all the way in but the pain was too much.

Going to try again tonight to loosen up.

Was it a good idea to do that for a first time?
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>>743242504
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>>743242388
There are none.
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>>743243818
Luc.
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>>743243022
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>>743243899
Hi
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>>743243995
Work sucks.
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>>743244149
Sorry to hear that

I made stir fry
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>>743244259
I want something fresh to eat.
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I must be tired because I'm not hard.
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>>743245313
Fix it.
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>>743245539
I can't :(
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>>743244611
Why not get something
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>>743245585
Yes you can.

>>743245814
Still at work for another hour and a half, and everything closed over an hour ago.
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>>743246042
Oh that sucks. Sorry to hear that.
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>>743246042
Yes sir, I'll take care of it.
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big boys are great
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>>743246218
As long as you're also big somewhere else.
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>>743246218
I suppose they are
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>>743246377
i don't care all much about that
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>>743246460
how are you and your big boy
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>>743246678
But I am the big boy

And I'm alright. I want my SNES mini to come.
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>>743246812
oh, sorry i mix the two of you up sometimes

and that's pretty neat, SNES was before my time though i believe
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>>743246812
Were you able to actually get a pre-order for one?
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>>743232380
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>>743246951
What is your time?

>>743247031
Yes League got one for me for my birthday.
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>>743247128
i'm 19 and never owned a home console so i wouldn't know
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Consoles are the ultimate kike meme
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>>743247128
Fancy
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>>743247214
Jeeze

>>743247346
Thanks?
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>>743247128
Nice.
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>>743247405
i assume gamecube, xbox and ps2 were the consoles everyone had at the time though
i played games on my PC like Warcraft 3 and stuff instead, people in school thought i was weird for not having a console and playing on a PC
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>>743247573
Ah okay. I had both. A nice PC and some consoles.

I still need to update my PC and I still don't have a current console
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>>743247573
Stop making me feel old.
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on a side note i opened a $250 PUBG item from a crate yesterday

>>743247679
nice, i ended up just using whatever computer my dad had at the time, he usually had good parts in it
i remember at one time he had two nvidia 9800GTs in his build when they were new

i hope you will be able to update your PC sooner rather than later

>>743247738
i'm sorry i can't help it :c
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>>743248041
Shit that's an old card. I remember having the 9600 or something.

I might be able to, depends on money etc etc
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>>743248299
yeah i remember playing CoD4 that he got for free with them on his PC
it was pretty lit

hopefully situation comes where you're able to
also what kind of games do you play again? not sure if we've been over it or not
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>>743248488
Anything that's fun really. I usually go for RPG or shooter on PC and anything main stream on Nintendo
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>>743238050
if youre still here, its not the full of it but its just something that has been bothering me for the past while.

>>743239029
that is so... weird. and thats comin from me.
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>>743248571
nice, i enjoy a decent rpg.
do you have steam or discord? i would like to add you as a friend on something
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>>743248872
I have steam. What's yours?
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>>743248865
Make sure your ass is Fire type for those Steel type dongs.
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>>743249028
steamcommunity com/id/Zaryss

you may want to set a nickname for me so when i change my names you aren't surprised or confused
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>>743249107
do you mean the other way around?
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>>743249917
No.
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>>743250681
ok, my OC will be fire steel and fighting
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hnnnnng
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>>743251066
I'l hnnnnng you.
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>>743251104
I'm ready
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>>743251930
I wouldn't mind plowing the birthday boy
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>>743252274
He's mine
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>>743252332
I'm still gunna fill his bum with my cum
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no
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Chill kik group for anyone still using kik
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>>743252468
Too bad he can't hold any more
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>>743252890
I'll force it in
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>>743252992
Naw
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>>743253150
Nothing will stop me from pounding that boipucci. Hnnng.
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>>743232380
Can someone post the greentext of a swimmer coach or whatever fucking a trap in the lockerroom? I will be forever thankful.
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Fuck today.

Went into the cooler to find a jug of 3 week past its exp date, still there because fuck trying to do anything in a timely fashion around her, had exploded and leaked. Grab the mop and start cleaning.

After I'm done there, notice a 12 pack of beer bottles in the middle of the cooler with a puddle around it. Grab it and start carrying it out to the sink, when the bottom gives way and spills all over the cooler floor.

Got that clean, but still have to go do the rest of closing up and go home to clean the bathroom in about an hour, so I can get to sleep and up in the morning for the open house.
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>>743253360
that sounds horrible
i hope you will be able to find enough sleep when the time comes
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am st8, but this makes me want things in my butt
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spoiler: you're a faggot
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Woah, how staight of you.
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>>743253360
Geeze sorry to hear that
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faggot why is there no good games to ppay

1 month leagues when
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pls breath of fire me irl
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i'll put drunken haze on you first for a DoT
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no pls make it quick
I just want wc3 custom games to be popular again
makemehost fucked my program
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don't worry, it still applies base damage

how did makemehost fuck your program
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I had this sick program which would automatically poll makemehost for games and you could set automatic notifications when a game with a certain name had x number of players

but they only show mmh games and not like a whole bunch of website ones
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rip, that's pretty shit
ladder is now
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it also had filters
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notify and copy to your clipboard when a game shows up
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>>743253320
>be swimming coach
>go to locker room
>see trap
>fuck trap
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play ladder
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rts ladders is a jew meme
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idk what that picture is supposed to be of

also you're just making non-applicable excuses for not playing ladder
>>
Im not playing an rts on 200+ ping competitively
also just some of muh code
>>
play on US west, aussies get like 150 there apparently
plus there's still somewhat of an artifical delay so you'll be fine unless you're playing at the top of the ladder
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>>743256145
>>743256348
>>743256380
>>743256506
Neat! What language did you program in. Python?
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>>743256506
oh wait that isn't python
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>>743256872
>>>>>>>>python
You can clearly see the semicolons
c#

>>743256786
I suck at rts anyway
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>>743256934
IT DOESN'T COUNT IF I CORRECT MYSELF BEFORE YOU REPLIED. HA! ha. haaa.... ;__________;
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>>743256969
All my shit is in c# because its a perfect language
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>>743256934
you get better with time
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holy shit most of those got fucked by the dick of time

>>743257134
when are you gonna start getting better?
>>
>>743257015
moderater
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>>743257353
That was my most popular thing/only popular thing

It is now pretty broken but oh well
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>>743257398
i dont know why you'd want to rate twitch donation modes, but whatever floats your boat.
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>>743257341
i'm good enough not to get shit on every time i play, and i usually do stupid shit anyways like NE pitlord only
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Fuck unicode.

My beautiful table... RUINED by unicode!
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>>743257015
Does it handle unicode well in cmd windows?

See >>743257570
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>>743257509
It was a sick thing and im trying to get it to work
faggot

>>743257533
sure sure

>>743257570
>>743257617
idk probably not
I can try to paste some if you want to give me
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>>743257682
i'd probably play more if they modernized the matchmaking and stuff for it
wc3 remastered when
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>>743257682
Give you what, the source code? Which is fine, I don't really care too much. Just clarifying.

Also, here's what it looks like when unicode isn't fucking shit up.

The whole idea is it will format the table to have dynamic width based on the longest string in a column, and make the entire column that width. Doesn't matter how many characters there are, even when there are none (the top title text is checked to calculate max width too)!

Makes for an easy to read table.
>>
>>743257960
>don't really care too much. Just clarifying
nah unicode to see if it fucks up
>>
>>743257992
Oh, well it doesn't crash it if that's what you're asking. I'm using a third party library to replace the unicode character with a ?, however it's using some special character to do it.... Come to think of it that may be why the width is all jacked up. It's probably messing up the fixed width characters alignment. You can do whatever though to fuck with it. It used to crash before I added the library.


for name in rawNameList:
nsEmail = name['e'].encode(sys.stdout.encoding, errors='replace')
nsName = name['n'].encode(sys.stdout.encoding, errors='replace')
nsPostNum = name['p'].encode(sys.stdout.encoding, errors='replace')
nsSubject = name['s'].encode(sys.stdout.encoding, errors='replace')
nsTripcode = name['t'].encode(sys.stdout.encoding, errors='replace')
nsTime = name['time'].encode(sys.stdout.encoding, errors='replace')
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this shit works again
EZ

>>743258150
sounds autistic
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>>743258488
[spoiler]it is[/spoiler]
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>>743258552
what have you done
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>>743258593
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>>743258653
If I were to bother fixing this, I'd just put it in a try and if it fails, replace the name with something else

It was to prove a streamer didnt need to pay $1k to get a program made which would allow for moderation of donations
which it did
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>>743258723
Easy free solutions are always better. Especially if you make them yourself to fit your needs.
>>
on that note Im starting to do work at a website development place in 2 weeks
ez
also I have nothing to do and im bored af
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>>743258653
You better be naked.
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>>743259000
no, but my hand was idly down my pants, no lie
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>not using master race vs 2010
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>>743259036
Better than nothing.
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>>743259047
Matts
>>743259000
Snorf
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>>743259545
hey banana
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>>743259658
Supppp boiii
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>>743259740
im photoediting on photoshop, taking small pictures of manga faces and making them higher quality. that and im dreading leaving in like 4 hours to the grocery store for food im not gonna eat lol
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>>743259929
Oh cool, how do you do that stuff? I've always wondered
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>>743259545
Fuck this internet. Running like shit tonight.
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>>743260041
make a new layer
take a brush with no hardness
and trace.

Usually, its fine without any touch ups but i add some extra stuff myself or remove any stuff i dont like. like for example, my current discord avatar
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>>743260221
>tfw senpai will never notice you
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>>743260638
maybe one day, right

if only there was a senpai
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>>743260174
Ugh I know that feel
Or I used to know that feel :p
>>743260292
Ohnice, that's pretty cool
Am eating pizza myself
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I am bored
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The misfortune is that although everyone must come to death, each experiences the adventure in solitude. We never left Maman during those last days... And yet we were profoundly separated from her.
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boredom is shared
i'm watching borgia though so there's that
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>>743260998
nice, is it good?
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>>743261237
It's cold now
The best part is I have the other half left cause I was so tired yesterday I couldn't stay up for pizza :D
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>>743261337
nice, have fun with it
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>>743261337
Give pizza
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>>743261459
Will do ;3
>>743261484
Just a lil bit oky
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>>743261573
but dont fuck it, ok
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>>743261573
I need all the pizza
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