What's the degenerate thing you've done

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Fuck a trap off Craigslist.
Passable in my mind.
Sucked dick like a champ.
Shat all over my uncovered dick during anal.
Cleaned up quickly in the restroom.
Finished in it's mouth.
Jacked it off while sitting in my lap.

Go back and forth between wanting to do it again and being disgusted with myself...

Pic small, but related

>>743232086
Bruh I can't see shit in your pic... But from what I can gather.... Yes that's fuck able and I'm straight.

>>743231559
Smoke weed, eat pizza, and play games all day and quit my job and live off my savings

>>743231559
Meant to say what's the most degenerate thing you've done*

>>743232222
Tiny thing too.
Im 6'3"
It was 5'2" maybe.


I need to blow my brains out

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>>743232222

check'd

>>743231559
i visited this website and continued to visit it.

>friend and his sister are watching tv show
>feeling horny
>why not
>jack off in his parents bed (also in living room for some reason)
>eyes were glued to the screen
>didn't even spot me
>disgusted with myself since
>I'm fucked I know

>>743233060
Kek

>>743231559
Back in highschool we had this overnight fundraiser thing and some autistic kid was sitting by himself organizing his gummy bears. I waited until he went to the bathroom and reorganized all of his gummy bears and ate one of them. I wasn't trying to be a dick directly, I was just curious as to what would happen. When he got back he frantically reorganized all of them and began freaking out when he couldn't find the last one. I thought he was having a seizure or something. I literally thought I was killing him based on how he was acting. He ended up getting sent home without enjoying the fundraiser. Still haunts me to this day for some reason

the aristocrats

>>743233252
sounds like he was poor doesn't count

pegged in the butt by fat chick

>>743233473
Lmao

While in middle school i would smell my older sisters' dirty panties.

I once tried them on.

>>743231559
masturbated in the back seat of my grandparents car, while grandma slept and grandpa was out changing the flowers on my great aunts grave

>>743233768
I would gag if I did that to my sisters panties. You really are a degenerate

>>743233799
Similar.... I went to visit my dying grandpa in the hospital with family... And I was feeling horny be a use I lost my virginity a few days prior... So I go to the hospital bathroom and rub one out while my grandpa was dying

>>743233473
So at a fundraiser you sat and watched an autistic kid play with his food and planned to experiment on him

>>743233768
Same.

>>743233904
I have 3 fairly attractive older sisters.
1 was downright hot during her high school years.

>sucked myself off myself
>sex with animals
>masturbated on a school roof while tripping on 25i
>stolen countless things
just off the top of my head

>>743232289
get a new job nigger

Mom
Finger
Car
Bang

>>743234324
I also masturbate at a school roof.


Also wtf is 25i

>>743234414
"fake" acid

>>743234414
Shit who doesn't

>Got high on weed and drunk on wine.
>Went out on my bike until I found a cemetery.
>Fapped in the dark and came on a tomb.
>Still don't know who I blessed on that night

Should I go back and get the name /b/?

>>743235963
you should ask /x/

>>743236592
/x/ would only be interested if they thought it would help them summon a succubus

Jacked it to my sister and her bf

Shit on the side of the road.

Had diarrhea, way out in the country.

>>743237359
Done that too anon. Pulled off the road in a rainstorm and left someone a shitty sock near the gate to their field. Not too many options at 3am.

>>743237568
It wasn't my proudest moment. I was worried someone would drive past and stop to "help".

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I used to fuck with my retarded uncle alot. He passed away last year and I got major feels. Didn't think I would.

>>743231559
let you make a thread

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covered my penis in peanut butter and let my dog lick it up

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i post shitty memes without doubles

>>743231559
Crossdressed a lot of times with my mom's clothes. Stuffed my ass a couple of times while doing it.
Fucked a tranny once
I have a strong fetish for feminization, female clothes, humilliation, sado-masochism, rape, etc. but I do my best to avoid it.
I have also sniffed panties a lot of times and cummed over them. Gropped women. But these are fun and always want to do it

>>743237769
It could be worse. I've also had to shit in a trash can before. The worst was once when my water was cut off, I had to go in the yard at night. Made my way to where I wasn't visible, squatted and felt an old fallen barbed wire fence barb slide into my ass cheek. I thought, I'll prob fucking die from this.

>>743231559

I once hacked a website using a script I found on milw0rm dedicated to finding missing kids. I blackmailed them $100 for all of their DB info back and then wiped it when they said no. I was 14

>>743238115
Gropped women? With a spoon?

Long story short a toilet over flowed and covered me with my own nightmarish shit, then I ended up throwing up all over myself while I tried to fix it. So now both me and this bathroom are covered in my shit and vomit while a party went on right outside the door. I panicked and just ran out, hid up stairs, got naked, and passed out.

>>743238377
That brought back a fucked up memory.

When I was like 8-9, our water was shut off during the summer. My mother is a drug addict, so she decided no water bill just meant more money to get high. We all pissed/shit in a bucket and room turns dumping it each night. Once, it was my turn and I was angry. So I dumped it under her bedroom window.

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>>743238752
Your childhood sucked nuts

>>743238383
we finally caught you

>>743238407
I mean grabbing ass

>>743238890
Yes.

a few years ago i buyed a quran absolutely waste of money

>>743238752
Tell us more stories about your shitty childhood.

Had sex in the missionary position with my wife with intention of having kids.

>>743234310
You're fucked

When I was a kid I played with my own shit for sexual reasons

>>743238954

Posting this behind 7 proxies of course

>>743238752
Omfg at the fridge logic there anon. You took turns dumping each other's shit? Also, how long did it sit in the room before you emptied it?

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I used to post here under the name "The Surgeon." You can look me up on google. I was a prolific ban evader, and scripter. They finally caught me and shut me down, and then got rid of id's.

tl;dr: I'm the reason this website no longer has ID's.

>>743237798
Any specific stories?

>>743239386
faggot

Jacked off while working at a tutoring center.

>>743239478
Are you calling me a faggot?

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>>743231559
I am bipolar so the list is endless. Consequently my existence is degenerate.

>>743232222
quads confirmed its fuckable

>>743239386
lying faggot

I dunno, probably when I had like 50 bottles/cans of piss in my bedroom

>>743239588
now you're wasting dubs too
you're out of control

>>743239564
You reminded me, I used to work as a security guard at college and sometimes jizzed inside of locked buildings at night. Got off to thinking how many girls would walk across my load, or sit in the same chair, etc.

>>743239172
Mom was addicted to crack after having my little brother. I was 7, he was about 6 months old at this time. I took care of him, my sister who was almost 3, myself, and my mom.

One day I was changing the sheets on our bunk beds because my brother peed during a diaper change. I lifted my sister onto my shoulders to reach the top of the closet where our clean sheets were. She grabbed them, and a baggy fell out. It had a needle, a spoon with some white shit, and a lighter. I brought it to my mom and she freaked out, telling me to get out of her house, she hated me, blah blah. I sat on my window ledge (second story of government housing apartment) and considered suicide for the first time in my life.

I used to pee in a 2 liter to keep playing video games.

>>743231559
like, today?

>wake up to wind/rain on window middle of night
>house starts shaking
>sirens outside wtf?
>realize its a tornado siren
>freak out run down stairs house starts to shake
>get all the way into basement no one else in family is there
>run back upstairs and see sister running to basement
>grab her and pull her down stairs
>go back up to find parents house shaking to pieces roof flies off
>fall back down stairs and run to sister in corner
>sister screaming and shaking and crying as we sit in the corner
>lights go out wind throwing everything around upstairs floorboards start to shake
>push my sister forward and pull down her pjs cover her with my body
>push my limp cock inside her and pound her till it gets hard
>cum in like 15 seconds while laying on top of her
>pull out pull up her pjs and ride out the storm another 30 seconds.
>go upstairs whole house is gone parents are no where to be found
>orphaned and the next day she asks the state to be put in a different foster home than me
>never see her again.

my bf wanted an open relationship which i was cool with but i was too shy to do anything myself and didn't wanna fuck my friends, i recently made a dating profile and now im fucking this trashy guy with like a huge ten inch dick like once a week, this is the first time i fucked someone i wouldnt consider dating or even really hanging out with but it's alot of fun lmao

aside from sexual stuff, when i was waitressing i had forgot to put in a side order on a really busy night to a table of drunk assholes who kept changing what they wanted, the chef would get really angry if things go wrong with orders even if it wasn't my fault. i put in the order late and when i brought it out the table said they didn't want it any more. i was so stressed and didn't wanna get talked down to by the chef so instead of bringing it back boh so i flushed these brussels sprouts down the toilet secretly

>>743239369
Yeah man, it sucked. We dumped it after dark so no one else in the trailer park would see.

>>743239698
I do what I want.

>>743237983
you failed on the dubs part

>>743233768
same to second line

>>743239968
well now you lost your license

>>743231559
list and list of things

it's not really the most degenerate thing but i often really hate myself for constantly changing my opinion on people from one second to another. i have no idea why but i can't think of the good things when someone does something bad so i instantly begin to hate them. it's something i actually cannot control.

>>743239453
Pissing in his food. Throwing fire works and cat shit on him. I pissed in his shoes and he walked like 10 miles with no socks in them the next day. I was a kid but I still regret it. Lots of keks though.

>>743237873
That's not unusual.

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Back in junior high I got sent to the principals office. She left for a few minutes and I took that change to jerk off in her chair, cum in her desk and wipe it off with some document.
A nigger pissed me off once. I followed him home and fucked his car with thermite.
Used to work electronics at Target. I manipulated our LP guys and stole about 10 grand worth of shit in one year of me being there. Eventually they caught some poor overnight fuck who stole a speaker and went on him for everything that I stole.
A guy ripped me off on eBay. I drove 6 hours to his house and fucked his electric meter and main water line.
One of the higher ups at the place I work at is a cunt. I found out where she lives and what she drives and loosened up her lug nuts at night.
My ex's friend was also a cunt coalburner. I front ended her newly leased Audi with my shit box and drove away.
Used to work electronics at Target. I manipulated our LP guys and stole about 15k worth of shit in one year of me being there. Eventually they caught some poor overnight fuck who stole a speaker and went on him for everything that I stole.
Me and a crazy girl I know where hanging out at the pier at like 3 am. A drunk nigger approached us and we pushed him off. The fall wasn't too bad so I'm sure he was fine.
I fap to incest.
And the list goes on and on.

>>743240062
Oh yeah? Check these.

I killed my neighbor's daughter and got away with it. Kinda regret it

>>743240332
it says here you're still eligible for being a faggot

>>743240286
Are you me?

>>743239816
I know that feel. God, I remember my baby sis bleeding from fucking diaper rash from not being changed. Felt so sorry for her. Fucking alcoholic mother. Now my sis is all grown and a meth addict. So fuck me for giving a shit.

>>743240286
Nice how to target story goes from 10k to 15k.

>>743240453
I'll keep trying til the day I die. I just love cocks so much!

I voted for trump

>>743240514
Mom is still a piece of shit. Siblings are too. Brother is 15 and on dope. Sister is 18 and NEET, dropped out at 15.

I'm doing pretty okay though. Married, 2 kids. I live in a shithole, but we're moving out of state in a few months so I'm not too worried.

>>743240396
story ?

>>743240776
Phillip?

I used to get sucked off by a friend's dad, lasted from when I was 13 to a few months after I turned 16. Was pretty regular and I enjoyed it so was sure that I must be gay.
It took me some growing up to realize that while I was at least a little flexible (since who doesn't like their dick sucked?) I wasn't into guys, haven't had any experiences with men since and it's been years.
It's also strange that it didn't dawn on me until later that he was technically molesting me, not sure why I didn't make the connection since we were drilled information on that in school.

>>743239933
your bf is a sad pathetic literal cuck. If I had a gf and she asked me that open relationship bullshit I would smack the fuck outta her.

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>>743240776
It's hard to get ahead with no real parents or family. Kudos for not bringing that shit to your own kids. I wish you well anon.

>>743240889
oh man this is awkward

>>743240889
Nah

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>>743231559
visited this board.
and /pol/.

>>743240159
Chuckled, must have been thrilling to get away with it too. Sorry for your loss though

I was addicted to RuneScape gambling than duel arena for 5 years.

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The only truly degenerate thing I have ever done was a SOLO panty raid during college. this was an an apartment complex and not a dorm.

I don't know why i did it, i actually had no idea what my female neighbor even looked like, i just knew she wasnt home and she didnt lock her door for whatever reason. i think i discovered that by mistake when i mistakenly entered her room instead of mine one night. either way one day i just walked in, took a nightgown and left.

i guess i was just that lonely.

>>743240932
Strange question, at 13 did you still nut normally? At that age I had weird burning sensations, although before that and after it was normal. It hurt, no std or anything though.

>>743240996
My spouse and I aren't saints, but we got our degeneracy out of the way together before marriage and kids. We actually met here on /b/ back in 2010.

Thank you Anon, wish you the best

I'm a sales engineer that smokes weed and beats off all god damn day. The other day I drank a large glass of wine just to bring myself a little closer to the level my retarded customer is on. I make $160k.

It really did take a shit ton of work and networking to get here, but jesus christ it's easy to be lazy.

>>743240781
I remember posting about this in a regrets thread a few months back, and things haven't gotten clearer since then; details are fuzzy since I was around 10 years old or so. Basically our neighbors had a daughter the same age as my sister (around 4 at the time), and they would hang out outside sometimes while our parents sat around on our neighbor's patio; they usually volunteered me to keep an eye on them. I remember not liking their daughter at all, I remember they were playing with chalk in our driveway, and I remember intentionally opening the garage, getting in my dad's truck and backing it over her, catching her head and most of her body. My sister was too young to understand or form coherent thoughts about what just happened and it took a while for our parents to realize something was happening and come over, so I lied and said when I opened the garage, the truck rolled out on its own. Everyone believed me, even my sister. Completely shattered her parents. Only reason I'm regretting it is because even to this day their lives are in an emotional shitter, and my parents begrudgingly stay in their lives as emotional support and it's very draining for them.

>>743241243
Not that strange, at least considering that I'm posting about getting head from a friend's dad.
I did cum yeah, I think the first time I came was when I was 12 (may be a little off) and I hadn't really figured out jacking off but was rubbing myself against the carpet while looking at an old book (my mom's, I'm sure) about pregnancy. I know that's goofy, the part that was getting me was the breast feeding pics. Not sexual, very clinical, but boobs are boobs.
Before that I had tingled and shuddered but nothing had come out that I had noticed. That was the first time fluid came out, was very clear, and was clueless but was smart enough to look it up afterwards the next day (didn't have my own computer for awhile yet then).

>>743241401
The only degenerate thing about this is that you are so desperate for attention that you felt the need to share all this inane bullshit with us.

>>743240952

he's the one that wanted to at the beginning of our relationship and has been fucking other girls, i never considered it before or cared to. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

>>743239933
How big are your titties

Peed in the sink once while my roommate was in the shower. More exciting than I expected.

>>743231559
Shoot heroin and coke, fuck dirty junkie whores for hours and hours because permahard and cant cum.

Its been 8 years. Miss it every day.

>>743231559
boofed a girl while super high on coke and ass fucked her in the bathroom of my dealers house.

>>743242499
I always pee in the sink. Also if I go anywhere to piss If the bathroom is empty I always piss in the floor.

>>743240286
Most people here are just into trannies. But you have psychopathic tendencies.

>>743243288
ever pissed on the toilet paper roll?

>>743239871
No one gonna call out this stale pasta?

>>743231559
Sucked my own dick

>>743244110
Yeah. Or just take it off the roll and throw it in the toilet.

One time I took a shit on a newspaper and rolled it up and replaced my hot neighbors paper with it. I waited and watched as she opened it and got my shit all over her hands. Was cash.

>>743231559
I periodically take stimulants and then spend 8-12 hours masturbating constantly while getting extremely high. Also I'm masturbating to fetish porn and fetish paraphernalia. This has been on and off part of my life for years now. The degeneracy continues to this day.

I take drugs and run around at music events with smelly weirdos regularly but its the solitary sexual drug use that is easily my worst habit.

>>743245246
What do you take?

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>>743231559
I did shit in the Great Faggot War I ain't proud of ...

>>743245314
various dextroamphetamiens mostly. adderall, vyvanse, plain old dexedrine. there was a while where I was getting some internet stims through an acquaintance, 2fa, 4fa and 2fma, boy those were some wild times.

If there's a traffic jam, I unironically direct all of my rage and blame at the person directly in front of me.

If I'm in line for anything, food or DMV or what have you, I make things as uncomfortable for the people in front of me as I can, trying to rush them along and act like I'm in a desperate hurry.

I have a girlfriend who is emotionally dependent on me but I very much don't care about her, and we're getting to a point in our relationship where she's starting to realize just how much I don't care about her, and watching her come to terms with it is what I think about when I jerk off

>>743245561
Holed up In a hotel room in Tijuana and smoked merh for days on end while watching porn and choking le chicken

>>743245608
How do you get this shit?

>>743245872
its prescribed as ADD/ADHD medication pretty liberally throughout the United States. And because there aren't many people who couldn't use a little extra cash in this country its very easy to find people selling their prescriptions partially or fully.

>>743245774
We all do what we can to forget before going back into the bush. For me it was ether, rum, Colgate toothpaste and street urchin boys I picked up off the street.

Shat in a rice bucket at supermarket

>>743237013
Cum and a dead body? Fuck, that's probably all you need.

>>743234342
thats fucked bro

Wifes 15 year old sister was staying with us while in school. Started cumming in her toothbrush and shampoo bottles on a nightly basis. Wife is a stoner and doesn't drink, but her sister was always down to drink with me. She got blackout drunk a lot. Came on her face/pillow once when she was passed out. Touched her titties another time.

Then one night when wife went to bed, we started drinking. Few hours later went outside to take out trash and smoke a cig. She came with. Grabbed my hand on way to dumpster. Threw trash away and on way back it just happened. Started making out furiously up against apartment walls. Walked over to nearby hilly area and took her virginity. That was 3 years ago and I've gotten away with it. She never told her sister. Actually, I'm pretty proud of that moment. Wasn't even close to the most fucked up thing I've done.