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If you were to fuck an animal which would it be?

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If you were to fuck an animal which would it be?
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Obviously a dolphin.
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>>743188461
a nigresse
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Amy Schumer.
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Dolphin
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horse i dont care if dolphins are supposed to be better
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>>743188597

I came
I saw
I kek'd
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Male horse or male dolphin
Both cocks are mighty tempting
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>>743188530
why?
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>>743188461
Female Leopard
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>>743188790
crazy vagina
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>>743188461
a human
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>>743189211
black people are still animals
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mare in the butt
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interesting
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serena williams
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>>743189065
why a leopard
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>>743188597
Very funny
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>>743188461


mice
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>>743189065

>Cats are clean
>Soft fur (have touched one)
>Smell of fresh kill on her breath
>Fucking beautiful

Kinky Bonus
>Love bites
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>>743188461
Dolphin
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>>743190072
fair nuff
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>>743188461
your mom
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>>743188597
kek
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How do you even have sex with a dolphin???
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I would fuck a female nigger
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>>743190448
In its pussy
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>>743188548
I would rather fuck a dog than a nigger.
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>>743188530
Dolphins are rapists.
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>>743190448
you put your peepee in its peepee
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>>743188461
An ape (not a nigger, a real ape).
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>>743190448
With your
>benis
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>>743188461
Dolphin or Horse
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>2017
>still no dolphin porn
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Horse pussy
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>>743188461
mares are nice.
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>>743190635
There is dolphin porn, but it's mostly purposely made in shit quality so the people involved don't get identified.
Or so I've heard.
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>>743188461

From what I've seen goat pussy actually looks really nice so I'd like to try that. But of course horse or dog is also good. I'd settle for cow or sheep if I had to. Maybe even pig.
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>>743188461
I don't think I'd be the one doing the fucking.
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I'm not a big fan of sodomy. But if i had to it would be a large water animal, like a dolphin. Or a horse maybe
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>>743188461
Your mom...
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>>743190688
Nice dubs, yeah I would fuck and eat out a mare with her glorious winking clit before fucking a nigger any day. That looks so delicious
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>>743188461
a negress
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>>743190688
This
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>>743190769

It's more just that it's really hard to do anything serious with a dolphin while also filming it, since you pretty much have to be in the water with it if you want to do something for an extended period of time. Also the people who do have access to them usually have to sneak in at night or do what they want to do very quickly, so not a lot of opportunities to make good films. So really the most you're going to get are short videos of their genitals, but no serious action.
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>>743188461
Shark
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>>743190774
ok isis
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>>743190892
>>743190446
Found the Underage!
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I would hate fuck this thing.
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horse, obviously.
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>>743188461
A nice butt mare
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>>743191043
that actually freaked me the fuck out
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>>743190774
cows are easy.
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>>743190532
not if you agree to it.
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>>743188461
a muslim woman, obv
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tigress
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Any non-primate really. Dogs and horses are a given, dolphin if possible, like to have a big cat like a tiger as they are my favorite.
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>>743190503
>dog
there you go
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>>743189694
>>743190072
>>743191656

>Mah Nigga
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>>743188461
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Which dog is best?
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>>743188461
A human.
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>>743188461
I've already lost my virginity and fucked a few mares. Benefits of having a mom that has a stable and trains horses & gives riding lessons for a living.
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>>743192487
YOU FREAK! that's disgusting.
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>>743192521

Can I visit?
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>>743188461
I've only tried doggo pussy, and while admittedly she was way better than any of the humans I've fucked, I still would like to try.. I mean, really everything. Namely,
>mare
>ewe
>doe
>sow
>cow
and though probably not gonna happen,
>dolphin
>big cats
or fuck, if we're really getting into ANYTHING territory,
>sergals
>dragons

... I could do this for a while.
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>>743190688
I like that pov, as soon as I see the rest of the horse it makes me uncomfortable
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>>743192521
Are you female? Greentext story?
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Your mom
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I've fucked a few whales
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>>743192596
Living the dorm life atm since school started so nah.
I wouldn't be comfortable having another person know what I do anyway.
>>743192830
Male, too lazy to greentext a wall of text
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>>743193026
>Male, too lazy to greentext a wall of text

You must have some pictures to post
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How does fucking a doggo feel like?
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>>743188461
hampster no doubt
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Female tortoise
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>>743193325
This
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>>743193325
Actually they are quite hot i admit.
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>>743193189
Of course on an encrypted drive at home. Vids too
I didn't bring that shit to college though.
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>>743188461
your mom

faggot
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I would fuck a snake if it was big enough not to hurt it
>one ultra tight hole
>you can see your dick outlined through its body
>wraps around all over your body and holds tight, good leverage to thrust
>snake love body heat and will tighten their bodies around warm limbs, including your dick
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>>743189394
and also remember that white people are animals too.
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>>743193197
dog pussy is hot and tight and pretty puffy when they're in heat, but otherwise fairly similar to human pussy (there's a bit of a bend that puts pressure on the middle of your dick, but that's about it). The best part of it really is feeling fur on your skin and making your dog happy.
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>>743193325
I thought i was alone

Thanks anon
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>>743188461
>If you were to

But I do.
I often fuck mares and dogs.
I have fucked others too.
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>>743193635
Sounds hot, I heard doggos start to squeeze your dick when when you´re cumming, is that true?
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Horses probably, only because of their lower bodies though . They're literally built for sex.
Huge firm meaty butts, and big juicy pussies that look pretty close to human ones.
I'm not a furry, but sometimes I wish animals were built like anthros. I'd be in heaven
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>>743190072
Fucking furrys
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>>743193779
I honestly didn't notice, I've only done it once. Pretty stoked though, I just got hired to take care of sled dogs all winter, on-site housing provided, so ask later and I might have a better answer.
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>>743193825

Same, you don't have to be a furry to think anthropomorphic animals would be sexy as fuck. It's just common sense.
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Anyone know any good zoo sites, with actually new active content.
I'm tired of seeing the same shit
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>>743193510
I actually have a video of that
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>>743190072
>Cats are clean
Cats are not clean.
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>>743188461
None Amigo. I'm not mentally ill like you.
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>>743190503
me 2
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>>743192830
>fucked mares
>are you female
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>>743193980
Yeah it would just great., Pets would be just like personal fuck puppets
I just can't get into regular animals though except horses, like yeah dogs have pussies but imagining fucking one just makes me want to vomit. Almost like fucking a dude
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>>743191165
Source?
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>>743194290
google: horse pussy
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I think a lot of people have fuck their dogs on a regular basis.
It sounds super weird but hour family had a super horny doggo, he humped legs all the time. Someday I was home alone (like 12y old or so) and he started to hump my leg, intuitive I grabbed his dick so he´d stop, but he just thrusted my Hand like a maniac. It was like jerking him off and after that he didn´t hump everything for a few day. I jerked him off a few times to make him happy. But at some point I stopped because I realized how weird it was. Although he got extremely fixed on me and people got suspicious.
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Depends.

>Guaranteed safety for both
Something exotic, a dolphin or some great cat.

>Guaranteed safety for me
A horse fits perfectly in this category.

>No guarantees of safety
Sheep or goat, preferably the former. Harmless and comfy.
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>>743188461
A giant moth-winged spider. But it would have to be at least 14 meters long, so I can fuck it's silk glands.
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>>743194326
>What do you say /b/? this is true?
digitday.digitalgroupe.com
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>>743188461
a human female
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a female. i think they are a different species. I mean vaginas and boobs. Enough evidence.
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3 day old Female Miniature Pony
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>>743194337
some surveys suggest that at least half of Americans have seriously considered bestiality at some point, and about a third don't see a moral problem with it.
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>>743188461
your mom, shes a fucking hog
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>>743194337
I think it's more of a girl thing, I doubt dudes do it unless they're really pathetic
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>>743194086
>Dat raspy tongue, gliding along your cock
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>>743191221
Thank me later

https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=1017582877
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>>743190688
>>743191165
>>743194326
>>743194534
>>743194556
Just the right height, no bucket required.
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>>743194556
>horse fucking her
wtf
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>>743194566
Naw, plenty of guys are into fucking animals including dogs.
It really is more common then most people think it is.
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>>743194694
Lol
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>>743188597
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>>743194694
PHNBR

one of mine is.
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>>743194556
moar?
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>>743194587
Ouch.
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>>743195025

beast forum
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>>743194834
yeah kinda. Been here for two months. That was the first time I saw an animal fuck a human.
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>>743194556
What I love most is that while all you guys struggle to get a girl to even look at you... this horse manages to cum inside a woman.
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>>743194873
Nobody talks about it, because it's pretty fucking taboo, but yeah. Pretty much everyone has thought about it, and at least half the people who thought about it have tried it.
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>>743195155
The cashier looked at me the other day. Checkmate.
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>>74319502
other way around
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>>743188461
A human
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>>743188461
Only k9 for me love me some dog butt
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a stallion
wish there was a way to deepthroat that dick or take it completely without being Mr.Hand'ed
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>>743195052
I'm always half convinced the NSA is monitoring everyone on that site, waiting to bust everyone in one massive raid. 1 Fox News exposeé and you know Trump would do it just to take credit for "being tough"
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>>743188461
A sperm-whale, for REVENGE!
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>>743195286
why not cum inside it and grow a half cat half human?
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Anyone make a group or add me on kik with stuff like that hey_allen_aallen_hey
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Never heard of someone fucking a cat, must be a fucking massive cat or a tiny penis
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>>743188461
your mom
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>>743195457

Animal pornography isn't illegal to own.
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>>743195053
Strap in bud and don't react to anything with surprise around here like that or you will get called newfag over and over. I don't really give a shit just for your personal benefit
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>>743195699
No, but making and distributing it is, which is kind of the point.
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>>743195529
You're joking, right?
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>>743195699
In germany technically legal.
You arent allowed to hurt it so u cant fuck a hamster but a full grown mare wont even notice you
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>>743195802
(Otherwise my cam-whore self would be a regulr poster)
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>>743195781
This.
Never act like you see something for the first time because odds are it's been around since '04
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Tomorrow I go to the animal shelter and ask If I can test the doggo before buying it.
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>>743195817
newfag
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>>743195456
this
and it's Mr. Hands'ed
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>>743195155
>>743195268
I AM a cashier on the weekends so multiple women look at me
#pwnd
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>Tfw lost virginity to dog
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>>743188461
Horse, mare. Anus especially.
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>>743195456

This. Or maybe more realistically smoke a big dog dick since I'm scared a stallion would kick me.
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>>743188461
Your mom.
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>>743195053
zootubex dot com
The best zoo site I've got currently

Don't break your dick jerking off to this depraved shit.
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>>743188461
a female nigger
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>>743194183
I know lol
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>>743195053
Oh you're in for a treat
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>>743195456

yep

theres a few videos on beast forum of some members who routinely post videos with their horses

there's a lot of male blowjobs and like 2 of them have gone deep throat but i havent found any women doing it
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>>743195699
I got banned for posting horse porn once though
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Siberian husky
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Anyone have any dolphin pics?
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>>743196778
Second this
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>>743196720

That's because the mods are cucks. It isn't even illegal to sell or distribute in most states, only a few.
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>>743196720
*Illegal*
That has no bearing on the rules of 4chan
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>>743195529
hey! hey morty! I dont think that was a cat he was fucking morty!
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>>743196813
Third, am curious
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>>743188461
A nigger female.
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>>743190688
OH
MY
GOD

That woman's fingernails are disgusting.

Ew.
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>>743197007
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>>743188597

you're sick
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>>743189211 DUBS checked
>>743190688 DUBS checked
>>743192222 hail quads
>>743192622 DUBS checked
>>743193888 hail trips
>>743194033 DUBS checked
>>743194100 DUBS checked
>>743194566 DUBS checked
>>743195155 DUBS checked
>>743195699 DUBS checked
>>743196388 DUBS checked
>>743196544 DUBS checked
>>743196877 DUBS checked
>>743196911 DUBS checked

check em
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>>743195053
>actual newfag detected
here, have a manual.
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>>743197336
Thanks anon
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>>743191406

Why did he wipe it first?
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>>743197384
you're welcome morty
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>>743188461
snek

anyone have the animated?
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>>743196388
>stallion
You def would get kicked, a gelding would be easier
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>>743197536
Is that the guy who fucks peanut butter jars? It looks like him, dick and all.
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>>743197639
>looks like him, dick and all.
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>>743197336
>hurr durr DUBS check em'
Faggot, you're a faggot. This isn't a get thread, and frankly, none of them should be. Go fucking die
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>>743197753
You're just mad because you can't roll for shit faggot.
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>>743197793
The new metal gear looks great
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>>743188461
So uh. What kind of animal is that?
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>>743197803
I actually hope you die today
Car accident, fall down the stairs, some mugger shoots you....doesn't matter to me, I just hope you die
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>>743197869
whole new meaning to solid snake
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probably a praying mantis so when i'm done it decapitates me and i don't need to feel the shame of being a desperate animal fucker
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>>743197793
It's not often I think to myself "never seen that before", but today, I did.
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>>743197536
>>743197793
>>743197869
>>743198043

i just remembered this gem
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>>743197980
Get some help son.
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>>743198224
You ain't even seen the rest.
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>>743198043
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>>743198310
Go on...
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>>743188461
human.
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>>743198305
â–²
â–² â–²
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>>743198403
cheat
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>>743188461
probably a human female, like always
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MOAR WEBMS AND GIFS

I am trying to convince my gf to get into this.
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>Hiroshima killed the mod+255 keycode
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>>743198463
then please show how you do it without that
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>>743198233
kek, did he upload the nametag
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>>743188461
A black chick
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>>743198630
You mean a space monkey.
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>>743198106
That will only make you get your brain eaten alive but that will work too.
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>>743198323
a weapon to surpass metal gear
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>>743191527
kek
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>>743198698
monkey, nigger.. It doesn't really matter, does it?
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>>743191221
Me too give me a hug
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>>743194070
please share my dude
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>>743198966
Nope, but he said 'black chick'. Witch i asume he meant a human being. Witch is incorrect.
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>>743196388
I don't even smoke weed anybore but if I did, THIS is what I'd smoke out of.
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>>743190448
You put your penis in its vaginal cavity.
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>>743199394
webm/pics
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>>743196549
This is the reason why im not dating white girls
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>>743197793
Snake? SNAAAAKE!!!!!!!!!!
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>>743199715
It's always a white girl that wants to fuck dogs. Goes to show how low their standards are.
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>>743197376
Thanks alot ive been looking for this for quite some time since im fairly new
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I love the bitch with the dogs
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>>743199557
nigga wut
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>>743193197
Ruff
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Heres a link to the blonde girl and her dog. U fags are welcome.

en luxuretv com/videos/female-dog-licking-the-blonde-bitch-15711.html
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>>743188461
Mare but I've seen some hot dolphin stuff
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>>743197532
because you dont want to eat the crusty dried poop at the front of the butt. That would be gross.
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>>743188530
There is no other right answer.
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>>743199792
>>743199936
hmm shes a very dark white
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More dogs eating pussy please
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>>743199792
must be the same reason so many fuck black guys
really, whats the difference?
both are interspecies
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>>743188461
which is this?
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>>743196549
is she on the phone?
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>>743199715
MOOOOAAAARRRRRRR
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>>743199792
all women fuck dogs. Its just that only white women film it
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>>743196969
fourth, same.
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>>743200085
>>743200143
That nigger got posted after my statement. There's more white chicks getting dicked by a dog than black ones.
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>>743196526
kek
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>>743200085
>dark white
ok, i kek'd
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>>743195286
can you get a disease if you do it without condom?
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>>743200266

There's more pornography of all kinds involving white women than black women. Because black women are unattractive and no one bothers to make or post pornography of them. Doesn't mean they aren't fucking dogs just as much, just that you won't see it.
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>>743188461
your whale of a mother.
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>>743200633
Dogs have their pride too
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>tfw you will never have a 15" x 7" monster penis that is too large for even the most cavernous human woman, and you're forced to fuck mares instead

feelsbadman
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I love that this thread got turned into beastiality general.
We need some more quality stuff in here.
I'll post some rm
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>>743200633
or - in the usa are more white womans and nobody saves / post female nigger getting fucked by dog or something because the said female nigger disgusts the viewers?
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>this entire thread
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>>743200564
doubt it very few things carry between animals and humans and most are known to spread not by blood. so no std's unless you fuck a monkey then you get aids
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>>743200753
Pics?
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Monkey feels kinda the weirdest animal to fuck
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>>743200825

Yes exactly.
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>>743200890

sure let me just grow the remaining 8 x 2 inches of absent cock and i'll get back to you
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A bird, little beaked slut
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>>743200850
but i heared mutated virus can go to humans from animals which are nearly impossible to heal
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>>743200564
No. you dont get diseases from fucking animals.
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>>743201122
cannibal cupcake if anyone is intrested
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>>743199715
The dogs are both and have no sexual interest in the girl.
They are just licking off the peanutbutter
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>>743201228
never heard that before but sounds rare and would need you or the animal you fuck to have a cut that would allow it flow into you as i doubt stds are constantly mutating to go from animal to human
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>>743188597
You must be from alabama you silly pig fucker
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>>743201228
dude, I've been fucking animals for over 25 years and never caught anything.
You're just paranoid.
Is it theoretically possible? sure.
but it's also theoretically possible that you could be hit by a 20 kilo diamond falling to earth from outer space.
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Feel free to join
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>>743201300
why is she trying to suck it's cock while she has a mouth full of milk?
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>>743188461
your mom
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A dog.
And the dog would be the one doing the fucking.

Dogs are really nice and friendly and outgoing and don't judge or brag about how easy you are.
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>>743188762
Fun fact: dolphin cocks don't have bones but they do have the ability to function somewhat like a human finger; they can wrap around things and whatnot.
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>>743201850
you win
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>>743200564

no, you just have to wash up after.
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>>743197793
Strangely erotic
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>>743196749
I can't stand seeing butthole all day. German shepherd is better. Much hotter when they move there tail to the side for. I've fucked two. Male and female
>>743201137
Kek
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>>743202031
More of this, please.
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>>743198574
how the fuck hasn't she left you yet?
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>>743199715
source
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>>743202315
Maybe she looks like a pug and can somehow relate
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>>743199353
what the actual fuck?
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>>743188461
a nigger
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>>743188461
fuck off ahmed
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>>743199353
Ypu are now infected with the "T-Virus", good job cock-bite!
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>>743202462
allahu akbar hummus kebab halal
allahu akbar? allahuakbar!!!
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>>743201277
But that's how Syphilis and AIDS happened. Degenerate fucks fucking sheep and monkeys.
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>>743202658
*Citation needed.
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>>743202658
No AIDS happend by fucking niggers.
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>>743188461
have already fucked a dog, and would again,
but I would like to try a dolphin and a horse.
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>>743202827
Please describe how it was like in detail
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>>743202827
Speaking of dolphins, where the fuck are they in this thread?
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>>743202431
My thoughts exactly
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>>743202792
because niggers fucked othe monkeys
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>>743202792
And the niggers fucked monkeys.
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>>743188461
I'd fuck a human, preferably female.
Also if you're going to claim not to be an animal, what sort of sentient plant or mineral are you?
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>>743203443
Wheres the difference, did you write niggers two times? Can´t take is apart.
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>>743188461
Humans are animals too
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>>743201277
>No. you dont get diseases from fucking animals
Yeah.
And this is why the HIV virus appears naturally in humans, oh, wait...
They're called zoonotics.
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>>743189730
Unlike Amy Schumer
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>>743203585
You know humans are animals right?
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>>743188530
I see you are a man of culture and taste as well
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>>743199353
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nemertea
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>>743201706
Yo can you add butwhydk or post link?
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>>743203937
nope we have consciousness that is what separates us.
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Anywhere easily accessible have any of this anymore
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>>743203521
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>>743191043
Sauce?
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>>743203937
Yes, but HIV does not occur naturally in humans, as a species, naturally, however, it does occur in other primates, and is transmittable to humans.
Hence, HIV is zoonotic.
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>>743204205
Good, then we now have 1 example.
so in the thousands of years that humans have been fucking animals there is one std.
compared to human only stds
I like those odds
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>>743204205
you know that BBC DOMINATES both kingdoms: animals AND humans right?
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>>743194556

Impressive. You almost never see a horse legit cum inside a woman.
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>>743204357
>there is one std.
Yeah, that kill how many people per year, compared to other STDs?
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>>743197753
No checks? You can't ignore that double 69 tho.
>>743196969
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>>743204205

And yet HIV can be passed through blood, so it's entirely possible, and far more plausible, that someone got attacked by a monkey and somehow got monkey blood on a wound they had.
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>>743204527
>And yet HIV can be passed through blood
and, pre-ejaculate, semen, vaginal fluids, or breast milk.
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Less arguments, more gifs and webms.
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>>743204363
>lol pic related
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>>743204659
thread is ded already - will soon vanish
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>>743203051
I am bad at greentext so bear with me

>be 16
>have 2 dogs 1 female(mixed race and average ) 1 male(neutered, some mixed race big af)
>Fdog is horny and comes sniffing my crotch
>take dick out cos family on a trip and I am alone taking care of them
>Fdog starts licking dick
>goosebumbs_on_dick.jpg
>Fdog starts to nibble on my foreskin feels good
>wet up my finger
>reach her behind with one hand and another holding my dick
>start inserting finger
>slips in but tight seal
>rub underside of pussy/stomach
>get onto bed and get the dog to jump on it
>try inserting 2 fingers slooowly
>vice like grip but the dog seems to be liking it, pants a lot
>get 2 fingers inserted after ~2mins and start to spread the pussy
>my dick is already diamonds and oozing precum and is wet by the dogs tongue
>flip dogs pussy to line it up with dick, find a problem dick too big
>lick the pussy, tastes like a digestive cookie that has been in a glass of seawater for a day
>poking around with tongue, dog panting like crazy
>try inserting dick, slowly. very slowly, added some spit frequently, like back and forth until it entered, TIGHTEST feeling I have ever felt on my dick.
>is pleasurable, keep in my mind I have like jerked my dick for the whole time(~10 minutes) so I am almost ready to nut
>start moving back and forth when I got the dick in
>feels good and tight, dog whimpers and pants them getting mixed, still it doesnt seem to mind.
>try to insert dick slowly to get it fully submerged in the pussy
>when I get it whole in, came with the power of 500 hypernovas
>dogs pussy spasms and pants/woofs loudly
>feels even better, but fast becomes unbearable to continue
>take dick out of it
>relief, dog still ok and panting a little, my arms were getting a little bit tired holding my upper body at that angle
>dog comes and licks off the excess ejaculate and goes to eat its food like that never happened

Fdog is neutered now. feelsbadman
she still licks my dick tho
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>>743204722
BUT I JUST GOT BACK!
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>>743204463
>Yeah, that kill how many people per year

In cases where it's transferred from animals to humans? None. There are no known animal populations currently sustaining a strain of HIV that can infect humans. Literally 100% of current human HIV cases were contracted from other humans.
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>>743196549
Who's a good boy!
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>>743204788
Got a chubby on that one
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>>743204822
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/History_of_HIV/AIDS#HIV-1_from_chimpanzees_and_gorillas_to_humans
>Scientists generally accept that the known strains (or groups) of HIV-1 are most closely related to the simian immunodeficiency viruses (SIVs) endemic in wild ape populations of West Central African forests. In particular, each of the known HIV-1 strains is either closely related to the SIV that infects the chimpanzee subspecies Pan troglodytes troglodytes (SIVcpz) or closely related to the SIV that infects western lowland gorillas (Gorilla gorilla gorilla), called SIVgor.
tl;dr
HIV originated from people either eating uncooked meat from wild apes, or having unprotected sex with them.
And then the HIV-1 virus mutated to the HIV-2 virus, which is now most common in humans.
I.e. HIV originated from niggers eating, one way or another, other primates, and then passed the virus on to other humans.
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>>743188461
Why did I become a professional outdoorsman, working on my feet all day for pennies?
>View ain't bad
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