Motherfuckers spray painting my street
What do?
>>743179111
call the cops
>>743179111
Bring out the pressure washer and wash them away.
>>743179125
where are you OP
Happening now?
Who cares let them paint
>>743179125
timestamp?
call the cops ffs or are you one of those anarchist fags?
>>743179199
Fuck you i dont want gang signs or colorful shit here
>>743179199
It ruins the looks of your fucking street you fucking porch monkey. Spray paint is the lowest, dumbest form of art.
"Oh wow watch me spray a wall haha look its my name "
Throw rocks at them.
>they're all white
Call the cops. Dumbfuck
>>743179230
Ok
>>743179263
>>743179149
Done already
>>743179266
Call the cops dude vandalism is illigal and theyll all get nice fines
throw a bucket of chicken at them and see if they're turning into niggers.
nah just grab your baseball bat, sling shit at them and run after them naked.
Call the fucking cops
>>743179305
Wtf are you an elephant seel?
Why don't you have a paintball marker? Spray the shit out of them.
>>743179305
Post pics when cops arrive
>>743179305
OP went full walrus
>>743179111
Yell "get the fuck off my lawn"
>>743179111
pull ak47 and shoot them
>>743179111
Call the police or shoot them with rifle.
Fuckin kids.
>>743179111
Sweet i8. Enhance it, please.
Do what I did when I caught those little faggots tagging my shit up.
Go down there, start wiping their "art" with thinners and throwing water around so it doesn't lay down properly. When they get all "fuck off ma right to fuck up your neighbourhood" then pull a knife out and start chimping out on them. They don't call the cops because they are fucking lowlife scum taggers and they don't come back because "yo that dude was crazy and had a knife". Win win.
True story, the little faggots turned out to live in apartments owned by my family as well so I got them kicked out but you likely won't have that luxury.
>>743179444
Trips nigger
Do it
They are gone and cops still aint here
>>743179543
Go show the cops the pics
>>743179590
this
>>743179305
What the fuck are you holding that paper up with?
Are you an amputee?
>>743179590
>This
Decent chance the cops will recognise them as folk they've dealt with before
>>743179305
seriously dude, which body part is that
Legit OP, yell at them. Then go down there and be an alpha, stop being a bitch. I fucking hate taggers and will fight them any chance I get; they usually flake out after a couple punches then fuck off.
>>743179707
I dunno its just the lighting
>>743179945
I'm thinking it's his shoulder and he is taking a selfie while leaning on the paper to keep it in view.
It's a fucked up looking shoulder but that's the only logical thing I can think of here.
>>743179111
Tell them to get some fucking talent
>>743179305
OP fuck the kids spray painting and tell us what the shit made you think we wouldn't question that nub?
>>743180043
There are no fingers in view in the original shot. How did you make it look so fucked up?
>>743179707
>>743179945
Its obviously his wrist. You guys are real fucking retarded aren't you?
>>743179266
Here's a tip, next time they do it, fill a gas can with water, pour it on their bag and light matches, they will never come back.
>>743180164
I was born with this extra chromosome sir.
>>743179111
Get an air rifle and put one into the back of the neck. wheelchair the cunt.
>>743180129
Heres how
I dont have 3 hands nigga
>>743179111
grab your piss bottles
fill the biggest bucket you have at home
throw a bucket of your old piss at them
>>743180273
who the fuck holds a paper against a wall like that
>>743179111
CALL THE POLICE DUMBASS, THAT IS VANDALISM
>>743179111
spit
>>743180273
No but you have at least one hand and you don't appear to be using it right
>>743180273
cant you use your fingers like a normal person?
>>743180273
Why didn't you just palm it?
Who ever uses this method to hold a piece of paper on a wall.
Call the fucking cops.
This is boring.
when the fuck do the cops show up?
>>743180273
Jesus fucking Christ. Why is /b/ full of retards.
Learn to use your fucking body parts properly
>>743180335
ITS BEEN DONE DUMBASS READ THE THREAD
ALL CAPS MEANS IM YELLING
>>743180331
top kek
>>743180273
this thread is hilarious
>>743180273
dude why do you use the ankle to hold the paper?
>>743180446
I am progressive and anti-mainstream therefore live my life differently please be understading
>>743180485
>>743180496
Ok so cops showed up and left like 5 mins ago, didnt matter because this bunch cleared up real fast
I dont know how cops work or what to do next or how they will find the vandals
>>743179111
lol they cant do it at night because they have to go home when the lights come on
>>743180273
Holy shit I'm dying
OP would have been the guy in battle that would run in first...
...like WAY too early.
>>743180644
what is next to the toilet?
>>743179305
jesus fucking christ OP is the elephant man
>>743180644
And you didn't record or take any pictures?
Fuck you OP. You are the fucking worst
>>743180644
what's under your toilet and can you post more pics? ty
>>743180728
his food tray that he eats from using his feet while he shits
it's OP, it's just the way he likes to do things
>>743180644
Is that cat litter around your toilet?
Start chucking ice cubes at their heads.
>>743180644
Should've waited for them and shown them the pics. You want this shit to stop, you called the cops telling them a crime was in progress,at that point it's your civic duty to give them information to help them find the offenders
>>743179111
Shoot them from the window
>>743180728
>>743180775
Loos like a sandbox for a cat?
>>743180273
Lmao
>>743180775
>>743180728
Wood cat litter, i keep it there so i can just pick up the shit and throw it down the toilet
>>743179305
>calling the cops on a bunch of kids spray painting a wall across the street
How does it feel to be a 70 year old fun sucking geezer?
>>743180871
/thread
>>743180871
they're not even trying to hide
this is just wrong and needs to be reported
>>743179111
I hope they hit your place next, you lonely sac of shit
>>743180871
Making the neighborhood look shitty=fun
>>743180901
>>743180871
Samefag
>>743180862
And do you also use your wrists to pick it up?
>>743180273
confirmed retard
>>743180273
I don't even know how one comes up with that idea. Fucking hilarious OP
>>743180871
>>743180901
>>743180973
>samefagging this hard
Yell to them that they should do your name too.
>>743179111
Judging by the "keep clear" markings, OP is that the entrance to a school?
Also chavs should be shot. Get these cunts out of Britain.
>>743180728
the sink usually
>>743179266
I would bet my left nut that you have no friends.
>>743180973
>>743181049
false
>>743179111
Give them crack, heroin or fentanyl for free and ruin their lifes.
>>743181122
>>743181122
samefag
>>743181001
>>743181154
what the fuck is wrong with you?
>>743181254
Roll some up and smoke it
>>743181254
You're a true /b/tard, you weird fucker.
>>743179111
tell them to at least put some effort
>>743179111
Report it faggot.
>>743181254
No
>>743179526
I wish I had more neighbors like you. Well done.
>>743179125
Get a BB gun and inbetween every shot, shoot, hide and repeat
>>743181254
dude, WTF!!!!!! enjoy your toxoplasmosis
>>743181329
I dunno how to do this teach me your ways
>>743179526
tactical as fuck, nice work
>>743181254
This is what I love about /b/
>>743179526
A true neighbor.
>>743181707
eat some
>>743181707
It has to be thinner and spread the sand more.
>>743181707
The page of a bible makes a good rolling paper if you have non.
>>743181899
Whatever imma just snort it too
hi r/4chan!
>>743181707
Just wrap it tight with tape
>>743181983
oh my god you didn't
>>743179111
throw eggs
>>743181983
>>743181983
>>743181983
Holy shit. He actually did it. The NHS may want to have a word with you in a few weeks after you go to the GP.
>>743181983
nice beard
>>743180273
I'm still trying to digest what i'm seeing
>>743181983
dude, wtf
>>743181983
dude your cat poops in this....
you now have catpoopparticles in your mouth
>>743181983
This just keeps escalating.
have the cops come yet
>>743181983
take a dump in the litter box
>>743181983
and i thought i seen everything
>>743181983
put some in your anus an fart it out!
But an air soft gun
>>743179305
>thread derailed by OP posting an unidentifiable body part
>>743182254
does it matter anymore? Litter in mouth. Ambulance will come
>>743182333
trips have spoken!
*fidget spins*
Autism gang gang
>>743182333
Trips. Come on OP!
>>743182301
hnnnnng
>>743182712
Holy shit.
>>743182712
what the fuck?
>>743182333
Nice trips
>>743182971
well done
the fuck is going on here.
how did we went from this
>>743179111
to this
>>743182971
>>743182971
never thought you would do it.
Congrats Anon! You just farted Catlitter
>>743179111
Give Fat Tony a call. He'll take care of them.
need to see more. beautiful, weird motherfucker
>>743179111
Better than a ugly blank wall
>>743182971
Lick your cat ass
>>743179111
post about it on /b/
>>743182971
Put it up your urethra
>>743179266
I am not saying this ironically, if you're from the UK invest in an automatic airsoft gun.
How happen this did way?
post your dick
>>743179305
Wtf you holding that paper with?
>>743182971
NOICE!
please, don´t go op, i need you
>>743179111
Take pictures and post on /b/.
>>743183262
It's time to stop anon.
>>743183603
roll
>>743180642
then you should be applauding the people outside by presenting your anus to them for their pleasure instead of being the normal "angry at them"
>>743182971
hahaha you weird fuck
>>743183603
Do it!
Rolling for you to throw your poop and cat poop at spray painters.
>>743179111
This......
FUCKING HIPSTER RETARDS
>>743181674
Toxoplasmosis is usually harmless.
>>743183603
roll
Where is your pussy?
>>743179111
give evidences to the police
>kids spraying walls what do
>holds paper against wall with wrist
>delivers
this thread
>>743179111
Go to Seagate Prison off the coast of Georgia, became the favorite target of sadistic guard Albert "Billy Bob" Rackham, whose brutality ultimately led to a demotion that he blamed on You. Later, research scientist Dr. Noah Burstein recruited you as a volunteer for experimental cell regeneration based on a variant of the Super-Soldier process he had previously used to empower Warhawk. Burstein immersed you in an electrical field conducted by an organic chemical compound; when he left you unattended, Rackham misused the experiment's controls, hoping to maim or kill you. Your treatment was accelerated past its intent, inducing body-wide enhancement that gave you superhuman strength and durability. use your new power to escape Seagate and make your way back to New York, where a chance encounter with criminals inspired you to use your new powers for profit.
>profit?
>>743183603
>>743183603
roll
>>743183808
Man, everyone wore a hat back in the day.
>>743179111
Take rubbing alcohol, motor oil, and gasoline, mix it up in a glass bottle, stuff a rag in its mouth, light the rag on fire, and throw it at them from out of your window. Post videos of the result.
>>743179111
Zoom in, take pics of faces, and forward to police.
>>743183603
roll
>>743179266
>gang signs
lel, looks to be all white kids.
>>743179305
Oh shit! Now we know the real reason!!
Nigger hating on white kids!
Cmon man, go back to your kfc and watermelons and leave those lil white babies alone. They aint doin nuffin wrong.
>>743183603
Rollin
>>743179111
Play some loud police siren sound effects.
>>743184439
Whut
>>743184474
Fuck reroll for sawdust poop lunch
So I just came back with a plate ful of food and f5'd this thread
>>743183603
Cum on it
>>743180273
You have 5 fingers nigga
Rolling for cat box poop
Eat half, save half and put it in an ice tray and freeze it
Throw poop cubes at vandals when they return to finish their work
what a fucking bait was that ankle
but fuck this
OP = madman
Cum on it OP
Put me into ss
>>743181983
>watching this thread
Keep it up OP. Hope someone is getting a screencap.
>>743185038
Rollin
fucken rolling for 8
>>743182971
you strange kid
keep it up
>>743183603
rollin'
Rollin for shit
>>743185088
WINRAR
>>743179111
tag over their tag
Going for threequad
>>743185216
Lol no.
5555?
MUST SEE
5555!
I'm fucking dying
How the fuck did this escalated this way
5555
Nooo
>>743183603
Check my quads
>>743185536
Fuq
awdadw5555
>>743185556
FUCKING ONE OFF
>>743185556
Quads btw
>>743181254
this shit made my day
>>743185556
Fucking close
>>743185556
WHAT
Roll
whip out your dick and piss on them
OH BOY here we GO
>>743179305
gotta call the cops and say they looked liek they were doing or dealing drugs cause otherwise the cops wont have reason to search their person
>>743183433
Any where from to wnat go look more like to this did in which happened this way.
>>743179305
this post and the replies made me die of laughter thank you
How the fuck did this turned this way?
ok
>>743183603
Fuck. You actually did it. Now giving someone a urinary tract infection on my conscience!
>>743185556
YOU HAD ONE JOB
AYY LMAO
Join in, DUH.
inb4 /r/4chan
>>743185836
RIP in peace
Roll for op fag
the progression of this thread is amazing
>>743179111
>>743179125
>>743179208
>>743179266
>>743179305
>>743180043
>>743180273
>>743180862
>>743181254
>>743181707
>>743181983
>>743182712
>>743182971
>>743183603
>>743183603
fry it in your own piss with a pan
we're still ways off 6666. keep poasting
>>743185877
This yellow shit keeps coming out after ejac
>>743183603
Rollin'
OP for true lulz you need to invest a couple hundred dollars. It will be completely worth it though. You need to buy a halfway decent paintball gun and a couple of cases of pepper balls. These are legal for civilian ownership. The next time they're out there fire it out your window like a madman going full retard. It doesn't matter if you hit any of them or not because the balls hitting the wall and ground will be enough to permeate the air with the pepper and they will be forced to leave. Oh and check my quads and eat shit.
>>743186144
that's cheese m8
>>743186166
Goddamn it
>>743186188
Back to back nice
>>743186166
>>743186188
>>743186166
WOW
CHECKEM
DOUBLE DOB!Z
>>743179111
A pellet gun will make them think twice next time
>>743185038
Rolling on this
>>743180331
Somebidy with a tattoo/birth mark or whatever he could be recognised for i guess
>>743186222
Fucking checked back at you!
>>743186329
are you retarted?
>>743186338
>338
-_-
>>743179111
BEEZ
or hornets or wasps
>>743186144
You may want to check with your GP after this post. Unless the cat litter actually went up the urethra (in which case I don't know) rather than on the tip, it shouldn't be infected already.
>>743186352
>retarted
i got quads niggers
Rolly roll
6666
Every time I post, I get quads.
>>743186557
that's a lie.
Also roll
6666 get em
I hate black people
Rolllll
Quads get
Eat shit quads GO
Rool 4 6666
>>743179111
throw piss jug.
>>743185556
Write "Libtards eat cat litter!" across the grafities outside your home
6666 and you go and spraypaint a swastika over there artwork
Fuck we blew it
>>743183603
Fuckin rawlin
>>743186737
>artwork
This is why you don't get quads
>>743186144
include me in the screencap
>>743186822
Rerawlin
>>743186459
Mmmmmm
>>743186951
>>743186951
Paint a Face on your dick so the Peehole is the mouth!
what the fuck
make a new thread op
>>743186951
>>743186144
So it's a tomato seed?
>>743186989
Q U A D S
Hey OP, guess what I have
82.19.36.97
Safari 10.0 iOS 10.0.2
Virgin Media
https://www.google.co.uk/maps/@51.5105377,-0.1988367,3a,60y,76.68h,83.1t/data=!3m7!1e1!3m5!1sPPsegt2NiRcnAhjwW3FRqA!2e0!6s%2F%2Fgeo0.ggpht.com%2Fcbk%3Fpanoid%3DPPsegt2NiRcnAhjwW3FRqA%26output%3Dthumbnail%26cb_client%3Dmaps_sv.tactile.gps%26thumb%3D2%26w%3D203%26h%3D100%26yaw%3D130.44342%26pitch%3D0%26thumbfov%3D100!7i13312!8i6656
>>743179111
Just go down there with your best 90s baggy jeans and your baseball cap on backwards jive talking and charming them, impress them with your edgy white boi street slang until you have fully infiltrated their gang.
Slowly teach them your neckbeard ways until they no longer come out of their rooms at all.
Graffiti problem solved, and OP will be the fresh prince of Bellend with his own street gang, the 9th street edgelords.
>>743187398
Someone murderkill op pls
>>743187398
where does he live though? I'm guessing top floor on the building behind
>>743187398
delete this please
what do you want
>>743187742
if quads KILL YOURSELF
fffffffffffff
>>743187776
F U CK MEEEEEEEEEE !!!!!!!
>>743187817
nothanks
faggot
>>743187742
timestamp or gtfo
>>743179111
Dude they're kids
Let em have fun, it's not like they're painting your house.
>>743187776
>>743185556
You tried anon
>>743187742
no quads needed, shit in box now
then throw whole box out the window
>>743179111
Throw a cat at them?
>>743180273
Millions of years of evolution and you dont bother using your fingers
>>743187398
It's not even the right location.
Delete yourself
>>743179208
Oh good now the kitchen and bathroom specialist here, he will stop this
>>743183603
Rouling.
>>743179111
>>743186247
get a slingshot, and a few marbles and aim for their ass and fire and hide. rinse repeat till you hit them or they run,
>>743183603
roll
>>743183603
roll and doll
>>743180273
Damn nigger.. Is this josh blue?
>>743183603
Roll
>>743183603
reroll
>op
the purest form of love
>>743188029
yes it is haha
uno mose
Quads eat shit
Rollerono
Rollin for quads
8888 take me on a date
>>743183603
rollson mandela
>>743181254
Fuck sake anon haha
>>743188889
QUINTS CHECKED
>>743179111
buy some spraypaint
spray lot of penises and swastikas on their shit
???
profit
Reading through the thread like
Include me in the screencap or your mother will die in her sleep tonight
>>743186951
Thats nice and all but im here for the spray painting fags. Did you call the cops?