Zombie apocalypse. >First thing you see to your left (or right)

>Yeti Cup
>CVS
>rolling for hours

Toiletpaper, wrap it tightly around my fists, so they can't bite trough and fight my way out of it. Also wrapping up weak spots.

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>>743174781
i get a wall or a bed
i need to wait 62 hours
a park

>Mosin nagant
>Taco Bell
> pretty good chances

>TV remote as a main weaon
>Last place out of home: work
>I am a fucking clerk at a funeral house.
>Doesn't matter how long have to hold on.
>I am fucking zombie chow.
>mfw

>>743174900
Nice work

Rolling

>toilet plunger
>McDonald's

>>743175208
Same to you.

Since help has arrived immediately, we'll come get you.

Beware my fucking yeti cup.

>>743175209
dinnerplate
i'm also at mcdonalds, let's team up.

>>743174781
Ffffff sitting in shitter at work all i have in here is playboy soap and a mirror but the garage has alot of weapons including my toolbox gun...lets see how long...

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>>743174781
I'm probably screwed. I guess I'll be able to use it to see my waifu one last time before I die.

A leather belt
College
Bad chances

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>>743174781
Cabin on a lake
Toilet paper roll
Rolling hours

>>743174781
A didgeridoo for muh weapon. (Not ausfag). And my work, which happens to be a secure facility with guards and checkpoints and shit.

Could be worse.

12 bad dragon chance the stallion dildo. I'm going to be fucking fine

Fucking water bottle and in a park gg me

>>743174781

A folder isn't a weapon, but the last place I went to is the Home Depot. I think I'm good.

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>>743174781
My revolver.
Last place I went to is a Buffalo Wild Wings.

>>743174781
A very large hammer
A machine shop
Rolling for hours

>>743174781
>Metal Microphone
>A school
>Pretty big school, should stay alive long enough for help

>>743174781
>34 cm Bowie knife
>rolling for hours
>Center of my city (worst spot arround)

>>743174781
Bottle of wine
Industrial estate near airport

>>743175209
>>743175459
Taco Bell guy here, I'll be on the roof. You guys are only 3 buildings down.

>laptop
Search online how to survive zombo apocalypse, occasionally slapping zombies with my laptop
>my cousin's house (i got wi-fi)

Ezpzlmonesqueezie

>>743175637
Im sure if you heat up that blazing sauce it can be caustic enough, plus you have liquor bottles for molotovs

>>743175742
42 hours, doesn't matter anyway. My cousin's appartment is 2 stories high and has a crazy door with a strong lock. I'd just fap for 42 hours straight

PlayStation Platinum headphones and Bosch Arriva 1400W vacuum cleaner. I'll be ok!

>>743174781
>tissue roll
>Grandparents place

>>743175941
Hmm, 41 hours with just that at fucking Rotterdam Central will probably be pretty tough.

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>>743174781
Wearing my headset around my neck, so first thing left and right. Pretty shitty, luckily I just came from the barber's, so plenty of sharp objects. Still rolling for 00

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>>743176073
Oh fuck better get in cover

>>743174781
Fun size Twix bar. Town mall.

meh

>>743174781
>empty 6.25 Liter water jug
>street?

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Glock 17, concrete plant filled with 1000s of gallons of diesel and Guzzoline plus a fuckton of trucks

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>>743174900

>>743176480
He wins he gets rescued in seconds

>Bed as weapon
>CVS
>Roll for hours

I have a couch and a lazy boy recliner...

I guess I can donate some barricades if someone wants to lend me a weapon that's a little easier to wield.

hm

A pen or a stapler
bacteriology lab
roll

>>743175459
>>743175721
Sounds like a plan!

>>743176480
Metal coffee cup
Local country club
The upstairs can be boarded off pretty well, and it has a full restaurant and bar so I can get supplies,just need to get a few clubs and cigars from the pro shop and I'll be ok

I have a bunch of zip ties by me. Can I have a loli zombie?

>>743176578
Oh yeah, just saw how long you survive
My bad, b

>>743174781
desk fan
grocery store
probaby already screwed

>>743174781

>ipad 1
>woods
>rolling for hours

defending myself in the woods with an ipad..... shit

>>743176955
72 hours

>>743174781
Guitar
not bad.png

>>743174781
knife
pub

hope for a low number because the pub is always packed.

Toliet paper roll
DMV
Roll for hours but let's be honest I'm dead in like 5 min

>>743177046
shit, knife probably wont help then if i have to wait 46 hours.

>>743175637

sounds like a good film setup

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>>743174781
>Case of cream soda
>Walmart

>>743176773
73h? Fuck that, if the zombies come from bacteria infection, me and my colleagues are the first to die anyways.

Weapon : empty sturdy Liqueur bottle
Location : a small mall

I'm pretty fucked, regardless of post #.

>>743174781
Pocket knife
Dentist Building

Not too bad.

>>743174781
Fish bowl
Copper Mine

>ruler
>costco
>roll for time

a ukulele and a pair of sunglases
fuck yea

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>>743174781
Lets try

>>743177505
Well shit, not bad.
>Bearded Axe
> 5hrs
>Military Base.
Easy af

Weapon: hammer
Location: my blacksmith workshop

Pretty well I guess, just lock up the doors till i made some good weapons :) no food tho, just coffie

>>743174781
rollo

>>743177496
forgot to mention place. im serving at the army so last place i was is at my base

>>743174781
Roll

Rawl

>10mm wrench
>Local park
I better roll a 01 or else I probably wont make it.

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>>743174781
I assume I get everything in pic rested?

I'm good . Axe 9mm and a little ammo plus clothes and toiletries

>>743177636
>a fork is my weapon
>36h
>abandoned school with a fence, rather heavy wooden door and windows that are pretty high up
I should be fine if nothing too weird happens.

>>743177793
Watch that edge. Stay out of school zones.

>>743177671
Hm so I'm at work and need to wait 71 hours for help, and I have several rolls of trusty toilet paper. Luckily it's 3-ply paper, so a bit sturdier but also extremely soft

>Pop bottle
>Royal Bank Of Canada
>Rolling for numbers

>>743177793
That's clearly to your right - nice try.

>>743177965
Just gonna lock myself in the vault. These places are made to be tough right?

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>>743177793
Also I get 93 hours and a Walmart... I. Texas... So more ammo and pleanty if supplies. I will have to kill a few people before help arrives though I'm sure

>>743177903
More like being homeless. Lucky me I guess

water bottle

>>743174781
s

w8 my bed is to my left and i got an m16 assault rifle under it does it count?

>>743177965
Just looked it up and theres 3.7 persons per square kilometre in my province. that means I'll have to hide from probably at least 20ish zombos

Lysol air spray at my brother in laws house. I hope I don't need to last long

>lizard toy
>my dad's place
rolling for hours

Buck knife
National guard reserve center

Think I might be good

>>743178252
52 hours...good luck

>pillow to the left
>cat to the right
>car dealership with huge displaywindows
>unless my post ends in 01 im fucked

>>743178361
Hide under a car

>>743174781
I got lucky
>hunting knife
>A martial arts dojo
>rollin for dem hours

>>743178384
>lay down under car
>get surrounded
>they begin to crawl in under
>nowhere to run
>long, horrible death
thanks for the tip

>>743174781
>electric guitar
>the Mall
>rolling for hours

>>743174781
>A Sharpie permanent marker
>Baker's Square restaurant
Rolling for hours but I think I'm fucked no matter what

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As soon as I read this my cat showed up next to me

>I defenz yu human

I've got an AK... Let's see how long I have to survive in Walmart....

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>>743179404
Only 4 hours? Shits easy yo.

Pic related

>>743174781
>Glock 17
>Mexican Taco joint

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>>743174781
Pillow to my left, pile of clothes with charge adapter and cable on top to my right. My location, in the middle of a fucking field surrounded by warehouses and a motorway.

>mfw

Knight helmet
Bank
Lets see

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>>743174781
My gun with it's spare magazine. All loaded.
I was just messing around with it too.

I get a blanket and a Steyr AUG A3.

Not bad at all as long as I can bring some ammo.

Last place I went to was an office, not horrible but first floor so not very defensible.

>>743174781
Hand sanitizer... Yup, fucked.
Hospital, shared room... Yep, double fucked.
Rolling for hours... Please be kind!

>>743174781
>bow with 4 arrows hunter tips
>military base

>>743174781
>lamp
>fast food restaurant
You know if I blocked the doors I'd be ok

>>743174781
Fuckin pillow gotta wait 13 hours at school

>>743180031
As for place I was at a fairground. Lots of tables and metal. Very rural area. A long walk home but the population around there is sparse and almost everyone has a gun. I don't expect it to change.

>>743177974
Op said left or right faggot Learn to read. Obviously you won't last long no matter what. The first door you get to that says pull will stump you I'm sure and be your death sentence

4 10 shotgun and some solar eclipse glasses

>>743174781
Compound bow
School
81 hours

Really good chances. All the doors im my school lock from the inside, there are metal baseball bats in the P.E department and it is two schools joined together so its fucking massive for the small poplution in my town.

Pack of smokes and lighter.
Fabrication shop. With tons of tools and shit. Pretty good I imagine.

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>>743174781
>Soda Can
>Work
>mfw I work for a defense contractor making Abrams tanks

>>743174781
My suitcase is directly next to me. Which is a shame as there is a toolbox just in front of that suitcase.

>>743176034
atleast you can wipe his butt

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>bass guitar
>an office surrounded by a fence with spikes on top
>sounds good to me

pillow

>>743174781
Im on the toilet and my cat is to my left and the shower curtain is to my right.... What to do?

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>>743174781
>Casio graphing calculator as only weapon
>FCO airport
welp, I guess I could count on the rescuers to save me.

>>743174781
>Ka-Bar
>military surplus store
>rolling for hours

.357 taurus and .22 mag arminius
a cuban internet cafe that i work at is where i have to survive, it would be okay I guess - the doors are heavy and thick as fuck but the glass storefront would be hellish to barricade.

>>743174781
>A glass fountain pen
>in the nearest grocery store

I'm fucked aren't I.

>>743175208
lucky man.
>glass cup
>college
>I have bad luck but I'm very quick footed

>>743174781
roll

>>743174781
a pair of snub nosed pliers in an amish farm. i might be okay, ill just crawl up the silo and call it good.

>>743174781
post more lolis

>>743183425
fuckyeah, i can do that standing on my head.

ok

>15 feet of wire

>HEB

>>743174781
>bathroom paper
>some friend's house

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>>743174781
>pull up bar
>my gf's apartment which only has two windows, ez to defend
I'm good to go no matter what number I roll. Even got pussy for all the free time.

rollio

>>743183705
>only 5 hours
Damn, I was really looking forward to a couple days of Netflix and chill while ignoring the zombies outside

>>743174781
A machete i always have next to my bed, countryside where i work. Pretty good.

>>743174781
On my left: a wall.
On my right: plastic jar of petroleum jelly.

I'm fucked, but at least I have lube.

>>743174781
im at the bank with my headset. things are looking grim.

>>743174781
>large wooden candleholder
>Walmart

>>743174781
Plastic Knife only!
Woodland Washington
Roll it bitch!!!

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>>743174781
My car?
And home depo? Can i use the stuff in there? Cause wtf do i do with a car in home depo?

>financial documents
>My office at work, second floor, next to a window
> paper cuts for everyone

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>>743174781
A pair of earbuds (could use cable to strangle) to the left, or a Nintendo Switch to the right.

I'm fucked.

Rollin. Staff at a donut shop.

>>743174781
Fuck. I'm stuck in a pet store with a coffee mug. Hopefully not too long

>>743174781
>Fake Roman Gladiolus
>Dollar General
Bring it on

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1. To my right, an Amazon Echo dot....
2. Hopefully not too long
3. My private aircraft hanger. You'll need a tank to get inside that when it's locked.

>first thing to left
jar of peanut butter
>first thing to right
Die Hard DVD set
>last place I went
went with my girlfriend to pick up the rest of my stuff from my dead dad's place. couldn't tolerate going there on my own because I'm a weak bitch that my last family member died.

Probably don't fare too well.

>>743174781
Reroll:
> Huge Pink Dildo (as a weapon)
> McDonalds Bathroom

>>743174781

>Flashlight
>Safeway
>Hours?

Hard hat, subway, i say my chances are faire depending on time.

>>743187196
Still have hope, plenty of food at least.

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I'm at work in a 745 Cat and it's to my left and right and I'm pretty sure I can use it as a weapon

>>743186723
I hate to say it but...you might have a reunion with your Dad then. In some zombie movies, don't they go back to familiar places due to some primitive instinct.

>Pillow
>Shitty gift shop/cafe place
>roll

>>743187933

Also, desk fan, headphones, and in an one-story office to a business park but I know I can get through to the roof.

Are we talkin running full speed while shrieking which alerts all the others kinda zombies? Or slow, moaning ones who's numbers can accumulate over time if you're held up somewhere?

>electric guitar
>train station
>roll for hours

>>743188388
I think we've got the makings for a decent zombie story

>Mosin nagant bayonet
>Student center at my college

>>743174781
dedao do coruja apontava pra mim

>crumpled jizz stained tissue
>hole in the wall chinese restaurant

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>Metre-long extension cable
>Friend's shit house
>rolling for hours
most likely fucked

Have another version on me

>>743189483
>Towel
>Empty fish n chips box
>Jessica Jones
I'm useless but hopefully not fucked

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>>743174781
Security guard at work.
High security building with my duty gun. M&P .40. I got this.

My xbox controller, and a gas station. Im fucked lmao, ima gonna eat myself into a food coma if its longer then an hour lol

>>743174781
>My xbox one
>My college building ( not a campus )
>If too many hours im fucked

>>743174781
need my shift

>>743174781
Haha I win.

1. Katana sword

3. General store with enough food and liquids to survive for like a year.

>>743174781
Toilet paper
Building on Park Ave NY
I am kill

Guitar
My workplace
Roll

>>743174781
Pet shop and I have a foldable metal stool

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>>743174781
>Weed and Pipe
>Driving Range
so ez

Two fucking lamps.

>>743174781

81 hours. A Pair of Pliars at a cigar shop with 2nd story. I *may* be ok, kinda fucked with food and water.

>>743174781
mmkay rollayin

Metal pole
military base

>>743190788
>88 hours
>at my grandpa's house
>with a fan as only weapon
>lol ok
> also check em

>fucking table salt
>whatever
>the dentist's. that place is huge and easily fortifiable with only on main entrance, my chances are not that bad

>>743174781
>roll
, also a spoon is my weapon and im supposed to camp at my friends house apparently?

>>743174781
>book about archeology
>rolling
>shop with plastic models of tanks, ships and planes

>>743192121
Almost entire day of making plastic models after blocking the entry. Noice.

>>743174781
Fidget spinner and the dentist's.
Even if I get 00, I'll probably die for some stupid reason.

>>743174781
>Glock 19
>Technical college
Technical college is in the middle of nowhere and they have a law enforcement program there. I may be able to find some more ammo.

>>743174781
a fucking spoon

>Lamp at a mall
I can make this work.

rollliyn

>electric fan
>office max
>rollin

>>743174781
a vhs tape of batman and the phantom mask

>Air rifle
>Grocery Store