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SECRETS / CONFESSIONS / RETARDED OPINIONS / ETC THREAD

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SECRETS / CONFESSIONS / RETARDED OPINIONS / ETC THREAD
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So ive been really confused about my sexuality as of late. For starters I was molested for a long period of time (about ages 6~13/14) by my brother and two other boys, who were my age at the time. I was very self-consious about my sexuality since age 9, after first finding about about them. My brother (same one) always picked on me and insinuated that I was gay. So fast forward to junior year of high school. I was attracted to two people. One was girl, who out right said she didn't want to be with me. And the other was a football player, who I had a class with. He had some of the traits of my brother. I felt guilty and conflicted about being attracted to him. Anyways after highschool I found shotacon. That opened me to gay porn (mainly twink stuff). At first it was occasional thing, but soon shotacon has become my number 1 porn type. There was a co-worker for whom i as attracted to, she had short brown hair, which was the main appeal I assume.then was other one after I moved. A femboy, who was very obviously gay. With him it slowly faded after time. The there is the guy I am talking to right now. I have not meet him in real life, but he always flirts with me and calls me cute, and it turns me on for some reason. But I dobt think I feel that strongly toward men, as. I do women, physically. Like when I look at a woman I can tell instant whether I am attracted to her ot not. That only happens rarely with guys. Idk maybe I'm just lonely and desperate
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>>743154752
>regret...
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bumpz
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>>743156468
About what? Elaborate
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>>743154752
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>>743157215
oh look, it's butthurt anon again
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I took my wife's 15 year old sisters virginity when she was staying with us while in high school. I started cumming nightly into her tooth brush and shampoo bottles and one night we were both drunk and it just happened. She's getting married to a chick in October.
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I'm attracted to my half sister. When my roommate was sucking my dick I thought about her
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I fucked my step sister when we were both kids
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I am a self-harming specialty psychologist. I still cut the webs of my hands and feet, as well as my scrotum.
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>>743154752
I'm an old man now, but many years ago I used to play strip poker with my niece when she was 9, and I molested her when she lost.

I know I'm going to hell, but she is now a model and a professional poker player, and I tell myself that she found something she's good at and made it a career because of me.
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>>743157630
fucked so bad you turned her lesbian
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I'm addicted to cp and rape porn.
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>>743158295
on the bright side youre not out harming/raping kids irl... right?..
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>>743158424
Yes officer, I am not harming/raping kids irl.
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Last year dated a 42yo mother with two daughters and when we'd regularly come home drunk I'd rail her and drag her within earshot of her kids sometimes in the hallway outside their door. One night I dished out a savage pounding in the lounge room and they came to the hallway and watched me deposit a massive 11 squirter that painted her back. I got up and went straight past them into the shower and when I came out she was passed out on the couch with the nut drying on her back and I just went home to bed lol
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>>743158137
Haha, may be. Although she seemed to like it that night, never told her sister, and is still super flirty with me when I'm around her. Last time I saw her was 4th of July and she was talking to me all night when her and her lady were over. Just drinking beer and shooting the shit. My wife told me that her gf was mean mugging me the entire night and asked why she would do that. I just responded she must sure straight dudes lol. Plus she had a few bfs after we messed around so it wasn't like I was the one who turned her away from dick
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No one believes me but I was Penny Oleksiak's first time.
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I post pictures of my wife naked and greentext of some of the sex stuff she has done on /b/. She doesn't know and would be livid if she found out.
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>>743158544
was just curious, i dgaf if you do or dont, im not going to tell you how to live your life. would you ever consider actually doing it?
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I open Sixx log threads in a tab and watch them as they travel towards p10, with the OP and his little helpers samefagging desperately to try to keep them alive. It makes me happy and restores some of my lost faith.

Unfortunately occasionally some dumb fucker post in them and bump them.
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>>743158831
Actually rape a child? No.
Actually rape someone? I don't know.
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>>743158878
(cont)
I have one open now. It's on page 6 (how ironic) with just two posts.

I love the fail.
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When I was vacationing on the other side of the world, a chubby white chick was grinding me at the club. She threw up and ran off. Good thing, I was about to make the horrible mistake of bringing her back to my hotel.
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I'm an oldfag and i'm proud of it. And it gives me a small, petty, but still rewarding thrill that it pisses off /b/tards when i defy their silly /b/ social norms.
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>>743159109
>I'm an oldfag........
Newfriend confirmed
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Years ago when omegle was still popular I would start talking to submissive girls and treat them like shit until they were obsessed with me. I used to get an infinite supply of nudes and gifts. One even sent me an xbox. Then I fucked a girl I just met at a wedding and started dating her so I ditched all of those girls with zero warning. No one in my life knows about them and I think they thought I died.
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Had a threesome with twin cousins in my tree house.
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>>743159200

I cannot prove that i am an oldfag. But i'm gonna say so anyway. Because it amuses me.
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>>743159364
>Because it amuses me.
The funny thing is that it probably amuses all the others even more.

So keep it up - I could do with a few more chuckles.
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>>743159310
I had a skype list of about 75 girls I met on omegle
soooo many loads blown
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>>743159450

Oh, i'm sure it does.

Wanna know something else amusing?

/b/tards have called an oldfag before. Many times. Now, you'd think - that can't possibly happen, /b/tards would only ever call people newfags. But it has happened to me. I suppose sometimes things i say or the way i carry myself makes some people think i might actually be an oldfag.

I've been mistaken for moot on a few occasions.
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>>743158762
She's hot.

How was her body?
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When my wife and I have sex we can sometimes hear her daughter moaning.
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>>743159532
>delusion, the post
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>>743158760
pic?
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>>743159636

Shamelessness, anon. Arrogance, conceit, and shamelessness.
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>>743159611
Lean muscular, because she's an Olympic gold medalist swimmer. She towers over a lot of guys. Tight though.
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>>743159682
>delusion confirmed

There is a proper noun for "lack of self awareness"
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>>743158762

how old was she?
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>>743159753
Mmm, always wanted to fuck me a fit-bunny that could crush my skull with her thighs when I go down on her. And getting to pop that cherry? You lucky bitch.
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I'm 21 and I'm dating a 37 year old woman, I haven't told my family or any friends. She's always horny af.
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>>743159753

age, man? age?
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>>743159790

A proper noun? A proper noun is a specific person, place, or thing. Like California. And the first word that comes to my mind for lack of self-awareness is oblivious, which is an adjective.
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>>743159792
I don't remember 100%, but I think it was before her birthday, so I think 15? She left for the Olympics later that summer and broke all kinds of records for Canada.

>>743159858
Thanks. Just the right place at the right time, being a lanky tall guy that trains in the same swim club as her.
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Really like that word by the way. Oblivious.

Oblivion is even more awesome.

If you obliterate something, you aren't just destroying it. You are making so gone that it is forgotten.
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>>743160055
>so I think 15?
I wanna die and come back as you.
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>>743160055

pussy cleanly shaven?
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>>743160145
Wouldn't do you any good now being me, since she's a celebrity now and has to deal with people a lot more important than I am.
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>>743160228
As a dude who lost his virginity to an awkward chubby virgin, I would gladly swap that for a tight fit otter girl.
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>>743159884
You mean you're a 37 year old man dating a 21 year old woman?
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Had sex with my math teacher in middle school for a better graid.
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>>743160205
Most swimmers are.

>>743160291
I guess. It just really blows that we were so close a year ago, and now we barely even talk.
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>>743160291

>>tight fit otter girl

kek
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I'm a virgin.
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I was planning to kill myself (or romanticizing suicide) for a while. I was given a pretty good life, however, was also given enough distance and isolation to entertain the dark parts of my mind. I thought it was a cruel joke.
>teh beginning
A life to make me understand the good but also the filthy, without any way to appease it with those i care for. I have a tendency to empathise with things, certain afflictions. I can also say I have fapped to everything. I wanted to experience every part of the human condition but I also wanted to find purpose.

>weird shit begins
After lurking the chin and the deep for a while trying to find meaning to life I hit a road block. I felt an end was coming so I hid.

I just shut myself from friends, family, and the outside. Complete self imposed exile...and I just thought about life. Drug (mostly thc) and I began to fixate on deities. Any character with a god complex, and mostly jesus Christ.
>chapter 1: time
At the cusp of giving up, an accident occurred to me, one where I lost a lot of my belongings. Something changed that night, my perception...something. I began to dating more on relativity of time, and the subconcience. For some reason I was tugging on the crazy idea that I could change my reality. I began to implore for questions.

>reality shift?
I questioned and implored. Some part of me believed that in an infinitely complex universe, anything was possible, and I tried to think in a quantum sense. To think without time. Then that's when parts of my life began to synchronize. Things I thought about began to occur afterwards. I thought I was crazy. I was afraid. But it only fed my belief. Pictures that I took in the past would manifest themselves in pop culture. I looked at the world as though I was projecting it. I thought It was psychosis, or maybe (praise kek) but mostly also jesus.

I don't know if I sold my soul. I don't know if you think in joking. Either way I hope you are ok, whoever you are.
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>>743154752
I am mad at my 14 yo son for having a bigger dick than me.
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>>743160499
Why s secret? Just own it.
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>>743154752
I get bad road rage. One time some old guy almost hit me so I followed him home and then came back later and slashed three of his tires
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Sometimes I consider starting a cult. A very chill and relaxed that believes in the futility of trying to understand God, the Universe or our purpose in it.
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I like older women.
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I had sex with my (foster) care sister on a daily basis for 8 months when we were 14-15.
Although we're not biologically related, we share the same half siblings.
Would you consider this incest or any other kind of wrong?
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>>743160988
L Ron Hubbard beat you to it
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I have a huge fetish for being a pet. Like as a 24/7 thing. Caged up, naked, cat ears and buttplug tail... only being used by my master when im needed <3
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>>743154752
So I@m stuck in a shitty relationship and I am too much of a pussy to leave. Every time so far I've tried to leave I have ended up with me in hospital because I tried to O-D or beat up or knocked out.But then He expects me to be happy all the time, I can't get down about work or the fact that my dad is in really poor health... I'm not even allowed to talk to my best friend of 15 years because he's the opposit sex.
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>>743161221
Not incest IMO. Adopted siblings have been known to have those kinds of relationships. Even marriages.
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>>743159927
I believe anon meant that you're a cunt
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>>743161221
No, that's hot. You got pics of her?
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>>743161331

I don't think he meant that, but that is true.
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>>743161232
Lol mine wouldn't be a stupid sci if cult. It would be the anti religion kind of. Belief in a creator. But no desire to know the truth and we accept that we could never understand such a being or comprehend our purpose in the universe. So just he good to our fellow humans.
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Ok let me add to this, I am 21 years old and date a 37 year old. What's weird about it though is that she likes to dom me a lot. Are older women generally like this?
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>>743161349
Nothing you wouldn't be able to trace, sadly.
I mean I'm kinda scared I still have nudes on some old drive, that kinda incriminates me
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>>743154752
I'd be happy to die at anytime have no desire to do anything in this life, not like i'm going to remember anything once i die anyway.
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>>743161534
Yeah my grandma doms me all the time. Totally normal.
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>>743161301
Cool.
I couldn't imagine having a romantic relationship with her at all - today we just have a regular brother/sister relationship except we know each other a little too well.
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>>743161534
My dads girlfriend has a daughter. She was 36 I believe when she went to jail, she had an 18 y/o boyfriend and ended up stabbing him 27 times to death. I'm pretty sure there sex life was pretty similar.
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i have been fuck buddies with my housemate/friend's gf's 13yo sister since about mid may. he is the only other person who knows, he just recently found out. i know he is jealous, she is definitely hotter than his gf.
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>>743160641

Idk if you just made that shit up...but I feel like I'm in the same boat.

Before I wanted to die...then, I was afraid of dying...now...I stopped being afraid.

But the friends I have don't seem to understand this new perception I have. It's all about the company you keep, right? I'm finding zero support from my friends...most of them are emotional leeches.

I've also lost a few that passed away...people who've died younger than me and had so much potential for life...literally snuffed out like a candle in the wind...

I'm turning 32 next week...I've shut my friends out and I'm trying to make myself grow spiritually by any means necessary. Taking psychadelics to open my mind and meditate on the experience. I find that if I live a better life...an unselfish, loving life...I'll feel better prepared to die.
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>>743161692
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>>743161685
Well she sometimes cuts me a bit, not stabby cut but emo cut.
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>>743161813
She's gonna murder you bro.
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>>743161685
Okay I actually just looked that up online, I got a lot of facts wrong, she was 31 and he was 20, and she stabbed him 24 times to death.
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>>743160321
Should have done your English teacher too
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>>743161813
This chick I@m talking about though was a bit of a nutter, she was a meth head with three kids and she had two of them taken off her by the social and while she was murdering her boyfriend her one other 4 year old (I think it was 4ish) was sleeping in bed upstairs. She did used to slit her wrists though too
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>>743160641
(You), Not sure what else to say
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>>743161968
Ah ok, I'm relieved. She's not a druggie and has no kids.
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>>743161876
Underrated post
(especially in this illiterate shithole)
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>>743156468
Are you in the Chinese army?
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>>743154752
was ridiculed for being gay all through elementary school.

try to hide it in highschool unsuccessfully.

while chatting with random girls on skype while high at best friend's house, best friend gets dared by some bi chick to make out with "the cute guy sitting next to him." this is relevant to later.

got raped in a friend's basement after he found out I was bi/gay.

phone best friend in tears, best friend has me at his house and consoles me, ends up getting guys to beat the shit out of the other kid sometime after school a few weeks later, so he stops stalking me and shit.

best friend wanted to be fuck buddies but im too worried that it'll fuck up our friendship so i turn him down but secretly I still wish I had said yes to him.

end up getting invited to a friend's party. he's a year younger, don't know what to expect. it's in a sauna in hsi backyard, beer booze and weed, every now and then his dad comes by to check on things and smoke a little dope with us.
after dad stops coming by one of the kids asks if I want to be burned by a cigar. about to say no and he just fucking does it. then everyone at the party starts using me as a cigarette tray putting cigarettes and joints out on my body and shit. End up getting away from the party and realise later they found out from bi chick that I was gay and they basically wanted to initiate me into being "cool" with the straight kids. fuck them.

start self harming by burning things on me like the kids did, worst was a lighter burn on my arm which has still never gone away. I have a cigar burn on my forehead as well so it's hard to get jobs sometimes when they notice it.

eventually meet up with best friend in my 20's after i stop self harming and tell him I have always liked him, I remember he was driving his truck down a highway and almost crashed the fucking thing. he tries getting me a job with the military before we start dating and flip out cuz i think he's making an ultimatum, say no.

regret it still.
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>>743162065
never talk to best friend again, shit's too weird but i still like him cuz he protected me from a rapist.

keep being reminded of what could have been if I had just said yes at least once to best friend, can't help feeling bad for friendzoning him after how much he helped me. makes me want to self harm again sometimes but I'm over that shit.

end up getting mugged, no one to turn to afterwards except my parents, they stole 250 dollars of personal property and broke my glasses so I wouldn't follow them, still ended up tackling one and punching him till the other kicked me off him. now when i am in a confrontational situation I get flashbacks to when the muggers held me down and I wasn't able to fight back and go into blind rages over the feeling of helplessness.

basically I'm a depressed mess.

done venting.
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>>743161770
kek nice try, do you even know if he lives in america? he could live in a country where it is legal to fuck 13 y/o
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bmoppp
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there is some gray area but im not breaking any laws by fucking her.
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I shot the deputy then framed it on Bob Marley
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>>743160410
she is probably bombarded with shit. but if down the road, youre the same person and she is the same person, you can quite likely reconnect as if things hasn't changed. And if she did change, oh well. Just don't have high expectations.
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>>743163174
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>>743161770
>>743162675
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bumpppp
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mor
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I wanted to meet Karen Gillan, and was going to see her at a convention for the past two years, but she always cancels last minute.

If I ever do get to see her, I will punch her. I don't even care if I'll be arrested.
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>>743165103
>Karen Gillan
lol. punch her for me also, thnx
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bmpo
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I regularly have sex with my neighbour's 12 year old daughter. Any time my wife goes out - pretty much any opportunity either of us get she's over here and we're fucking like rabbits.

I'd love to stop, I genuinely would - but this girl is incredible and is more eager to try new things than my wife is, is completely consenting and eager to please.
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>>743160641
Jesus has probably better things to do than throwing your pictures into pop culture. You are feeding your delusion with coincidences
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I'm paranoid about smells. I change underwear whenever I ride my bike to work (7 minute ride). I can't be in public after pissing or shitting, so if I work 8 to 6 I piss at 7 and won't until 6:20ish. This is pretty much the only thing holding me back from going to uni, I dropped out of college because of it.
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When I was 10 I was feeling some unusual pains in my groin, so I was taken to the family physician. My doctor was this twenty something year old Chinese lady that I thought was pretty. She told me to not be afraid as she pulled my pants down and felt my penis and balls for anything unusual. All I could think about is "don't pop a boner".
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>>743165727
your secret is you went to a doctor?...
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>>743165823
I fought to make sure my doctor didn't make me hard. It was tough.
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>>743156330
Maybe you would do well with a tomboy? Im sorry about your past anon.
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>>743166092
so you think I'm straight?
maybe i would well with one, but I really like this guy I'm talking to and i would hate to let him down like that
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I want to get schizophrenia and be mute but genuinely believe there's nothing wrong with me.
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In high school, I mad a massive crush on a female friend of mine. Was friendzomed hard, didn't want to fuck anyone else so never did. Junior year, we're at a party together and she's getting super drunk. I offer to take her home, and she passes out before we even make it to the car. Parents were out of town that weekend, and in my drunken state I thought this was my only chance. I took her home and fucked her several times. Washed and dressed her back up, then took her home. If she ever knew/suspected, she never let on. But I still feel incredibly guilty about it to this day. Don't know what I was thinking.
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i'm a dirty sissy
https://www.xvideos.com/video28629193/teen_skinny_sissy_play_dirty_with_her_panty_in_public_toilet
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In the years before getting married I'd fucked my wife's best friend, her next best friend, future sister in law, two cousins and the girl next door.
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>>743166092
and thanks, for replying btw. I'm a needy little faggot
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>>743166700
Mein neger...
Story of how you got wife's best friend and sister in law please?
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i used to jerk off my friends when i was 10. i am a dude.
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>>743161585
Me too
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My S/O sais they have high teir memes and I laugh because in reality they are the lowest teir Ive ever experienced and it kills me a little knowing theyll never know they cant even get a kek from me and knowing I am spending the future with someone with shit memes is.. soul crushing.
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>>743158112
>going to hell
kek good joke anon
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I like to watch my wife wrestling other women.
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Bumo
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>>743159310
do yoou still have those nudes ... and what did you write in omegle as preference
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Not really MY secret but more of something she probably would want kept secret if she even remembered it.

>be me
>be in 8th grade
>have US History with black girls and douchey wannabe skater who all fucked with me
>class is organized with large group tables instead of individual desks like most other classes
>all the worst scum sit at my table
>cute girl I actually like and started my fapping to sat at another table across the room
> I remember her always looking at me, hindsight being 2020 I can say now it was a look like she thought I was cute
>one day teacher switches out the whiteboy skate fag for the girl I like
>girls name is India
>class is last one of day and bell rings
>me and her are last ones to get our shit together
>she looks sad
>ask whats wrong
>whimpering she tells me about how her house flooded and all this other shit
>say im sorry and autistically walk away
>teacher grabs my backpack and mutters to go give her a hug cause she likes me
>ran after her
>ask if indias okay and needs a hug
>little kid dick gets hard on her leg
>eyes lock
>too awkward to kiss even though she looked like she wanted it
>run away
>never talk to her again except for class related stuff
>turns out she was in underworld: awakening years later
Her name was India Eisley
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>>743168419
You dodged a bullet
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>>743158878
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Ive been in love with this girl for years. I'm way too much of a loser to do anything but be friendzoned by her. She had boyfriend after boyfriend while I just watched from the sidelines.

Eventually I developed a cuck fetish based on constantly feeling inferior and seeing her with other guys. I've come to the realization that I'm a limp-dick loser, and she deserves to be used by all those guys, most of which I'm sure have huge cocks.

So I messaged her on IG pretending to be some wealthy executive interested in buying her panties. When she responded interested, I nearly came in my pants.

Long story short, I buy a pair of her used panties every week, and specify that they're the pair that she uses during / after sex, and that if possible she uses them to wipe up his cum.

I suck these clean when I get them. Jerking off to a picture of her and whatever guy she's with. Knowing that my place would be as their limp-dick clean up bitch.

After I've licked them clean, I wear them. I have enough of them now that I can wear her panties every day.

It's become and expensive habit, but there's nothing like the taste of her with another man, or talking to her in person while my pathetic cock is in her used panties.
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>>743168539
What? Why?
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I write cheesy high school romance stories and shipping fanfiction
I don't drink or smoke because my dad became was an addict who beat my mom and ruined her life.
I have a three inch erection and I’m circumcised.
When I was younger, my dad used to shave me, cut my nails, trim my pubes, pop pimples on my face and back, would smell my penis to make sure it smelled nice, would do the same for my armpits, and would sometimes shower with me. This went on until I was around 16 and he would also beat me if I ever denied him.
Every weekend for the past four years, I’ve gone to the movies or taken a nap in my car and told my mom I was out with friends. I’ve also told her I’m dating a Korean girl who was in one of my university classes.
When I was younger, girls at school used to hug me and random and would also tell me they loved me. Eventually I found out they would dare each other to hug guys they found especially creepy/ugly and I was a prime target. One of them also started a rumor I was stalking her because we lived on adjacent streets, after which most of my friends stopped associating with me.
In high school girls used to befriend me so I would do their work. They were always upbeat and nice, would constantly ask me about my weekend, and tell me how smart and sophisticated I was. Eventually I started fucking up and they all moved onto the autistic kid who also got good grades.
When I was a teenager, I used to do weird/disgusting shit to make my friends laugh. More than once I dropped my pants and danced around because I had a small dick and it made them laugh to see me humiliate myself. I would do anything to make someone like me.
I like the band Echosmith.
The only time I use reddit is going on r/pillowtalkaudio to download audios where girls pretend to be your girlfriend and pretend to talk to you to help me fall asleep.
I really enjoyed the new Power Rangers movie because it was basically my ultimate masturbatory power fantasy come to life
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>>743158878
Never in my Fucking life have I ever seen such a pushed meme. I hope the Anon who made the meme gets Fucking Cerebral palsy.
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>>743168419
What a bro of a teacher
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>>743168917
Yeah she was a sick ass teacher
We gave her hell though cause her name was literally Mrs. Glascock
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Idk
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>>743162065
haha faggot
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I like big tits shhhhhhhh
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>>743161298
Leave, you fucking retard.
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>>743168624
uggo as fuck yo
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I fucked my mom.
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>>743154752
It's all about the woman:
Ex-girlfriend I still bang regularly who is "training" herself for anal.
Married friend who wants to have sex with me (again) bur restricts herself to foreplay because huband so on.
College with really high points on the hot/crazy scale who seems to be into me.
And nobody knows...
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>>743171351
I WON'T TRUST YOU
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>>743171351
bullshit
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>>743154752
I killed a friend.
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I really want my brother to fuck me.
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I masturbate to this.
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>>743171811
Pretend I'm your brother, ayeeee
Checked btw
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>>743154752
I should be in prison for rape.
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I watched the first alien movie yesterday for the first time in my life
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I am hetero but I like eating my own cum... For me its an ultimate sub thing and I am getting a fan of this over time...
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I'm dissatisfied with my life, having a job, living with my gf who really loves me. For years I've been unsure if I can even feel "love" or a sense of duty to anyone but myself. I think I stick with this existence purely out of habit and a sense of security.

In truth, all I really want to do with my life is get drunk and high, consume copious amounts of weird porn, play video games and eventually die alone. Why? Because I'm sick of reality and responsibilities. I just want to slowly disappear into a fantasy of my own making until I am no more.
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>>743154752
I believe in a flat earth
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im a 17yr old female and i love having sex with older men and woman.
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>>743171351
Im sorry but i dont believe you Skeleton>>743171132
>>743171004
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>>743174494
b& & v&
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>>743175457
My mom fucked me.
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>sister is super sick
>shes in bed all day resting
>offer to make her something
>she nods
>I go into kitchen and start her special soup and drink
>start the cream of mushroom soup on the stove
>start the smoothie in the blender
>walk just outside her door see shes rolled over
>pull out my cock on the door way start to jerk it
>get within inches of cumming
>run back to food and cum in soup and smoothie
>bring food to her
>give her a kiss on the forehead and tells her I hope she gets better
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>>743160499
Can I say its a normie ?
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>>743156330
bro you are just bi, that's a normal thing
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>>743154752
Me and my gf of 10 years dont have sex anymore. She claims it on asexuality. I love her too much to leave her. I found comfort in cuck porn, that acts as a proxy for sexual interaction between us.
Sometimes, she still jerks me off. However my cuck fantasies have gotten so bad, that I imagine she gets railed by other guys while doing that. It gives me the biggest high and the greatest cumshots.
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>>743175529
Did she get better then?
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I think I masturbated so much I just do it out of habbit now rather then pleasure. Have a girlfriend who gets mad cause I cant cum inside her due to morbidly beating my meat atleast 3 times a day and wanking the well dry to incest porn
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>>743176995
soup always fixes the sick

>go to DQ get 2 blizzards
>park in parking lot and pull out phone
>start to fap to my sisters pics
>about to cum and grab a blizzard
>shove the blizzard down on my cock and cum
>take it home and hand it to sis
>she says thanks bro
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I've mentioned it before, but I'm in love with my gf's sister. We went to school together and get on really well, have more in common with each other than we do our own partners. It's truly like we are meant to be together, and I'll never know if she feels the same way.
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I really want ti fuck my 19yo daughter, some times when she walks in in short shorts I have to run to the toilet to masturbate
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are literally all these going be some form of incest? c'mon ppl ><
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>>743176946
so she never fucks anybody anymore or she never fucks you
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>>743177401
says A-sexual
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>>743177401
asexuality means no one anon. She has no sexual drive.
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>>743154752
I orgasmed for my rapist.
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>>743154752
Antifa is a Communist organization which was formed with the intention of violently overthrowing the United States Government. The CIA created them for this purpose.
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I am pooping
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>>743177990
1 Like
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>>743176631
Yeha That is what I thought too. But I'm not usually attracted to guys exepct the time listed above
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>>743154752
in the first grade i used to show people my genitals in exchange juice boxes and those cheap lettuce-chicken-mayo burgers
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Shit. I'm out. This is my last session on b. Femanon have just dumped my story about being raped in another thread. Been accused of all sorts of shit by fat neckbeards. Lol I was even called a fat virgin ffs. What was I thinking, anything less?

Its made me realize, this place just ain't for me. You've given me some great lulz the last couple years but we've grown apart. Not worth it anymore.
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>>743177753
Details?
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>>743177265
Did u do anything with her be4?
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>>743177753
Say more
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>>743179930
I already shared them in another thread
>>743176367
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>>743180353
See
>>743180358
Then ama I guess.
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>>743176946
I'm actively trying to set my wife up to be seduced while she's out drinking at a bachelorette party tonight. I only want pictures and vids from the guy. I'm hoping this will reawaken that inner slut she once was.
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>im fapping to my sister's instagram pictures
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I'm allowing my boss to cheat on his wife with my daughter for a pay raise
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>>743180693
That is the best story ive actually read so far. word!.
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>>743180844
why is it so?
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>>743180896
because its actually not about incest or rape. which is seeming to be everyones secret. at least both people are consenting.
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>>743172614
Kinda want my gf to eat cum of my face. Or kiss her after a big load in her face.

No homo?
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>>743181094
thats actually not that uncommon. i say go for it
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>>743181094
same here. i want my gf to watch me cum on my own face at least
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I have an oral exam the 30 about physics but right now I can't focus.. I hope the prof would let me pass even if I will suck since in the write part of It I got 24/30
Right now I should be studying but fuck man it's hard to focus
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>>743154752
I was sexually assaulted in a porto potty. The only person that knows is my best friend. Thank god hes trustworthy,so i know hell take this secret to the grave.
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I was seeing a girl for a while and got her pregnant. She was really hot, funny, intelligent and we got a long great. Unfortunately she was married to someone else so the baby got aborted and we stopped seeing each other.

Not long afterwards I got a random chick pregnant who is basically the opposite. She's still hot but we are very, very different people (I don't fuck for personality). But this one is keeping the baby so I'm basically screwed as I'm tied to this forever. It's causing me to fall deep into depression and I'm basically waiting until I lose my job (soon) so that I have an excuse to kill myself.
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>>743180389
are you alright? im sorry for what happened
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>>743157924

greentext
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>>743158112

greentext
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>>743180693
Pics of daughter of course. He's gonna defile her, you better get 6+
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>>743163210
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>>743181158
Too scared what she'll think cause I'm the Dom. Maybe I've day I'll do it and never talk about it
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>>743181359
>me and her had used eatch other to experiment a lot before this
>one day we make a bedsheet fort
>we sit in it for a minute or two
>the she lays down
>"do what you want with me"
>I start to fondle her small breasts
>the she leans up and starts kissing me
>after a while she tells me to lay down
>we start dry humping
>boner.gif
>"alright I'm ready"
>she takes of my pants
>i take off hers
>I lay back down
>she slides in it
>ooh god
>starts riding
>feelsfuckinggreatman.mov
>suddenly she stops
>"this is wrong"
>"no we shouldn't do this"
>want to say something but too beta
>she gets up and leaves
>basically I was used
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>>743179652

m or f?
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>>743181554

sounds hot
ages?
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>>743181529
should be able to discuss anything with the person youre with. and sub/dom relationships are just labels so I dont think that should stop anything. People should just be who they wanna be and stop labeling everything as something.
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>>743181683
Then I was like 11 or 12 and she was 10 or 11
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>>743181354
Thank you. I'm okay, yes. It sucked but it didn't ruin my life or anything.
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>>743181424
she was already real slutty. I got an adequate compensation for it
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>>743154752
my life, honestly 99% of shit i have people believe is a lie so far what i have got with that is
>60k a year in someones income
>a wife
>2 comapanies
>a Japanese residence visa
>a place in an IPO for a pharma company
ask me how to be the master of deception
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for a couple days/weed after I visit my friend and his wife I have anxiety because I'm obsessed with her. the obsession is due to 2 years ago at a party she got drunk, held my hand and gave me "I want to fuck you" eyes. I'm so beta my brain changed that night with me thinking "omg you have a chance with her" (i'm super ugly and manlet) so ever since I've been hoping she gets drunk again and does the same thing.

That same night she groped her tits with our other friends hand.

I wish I could just forget her, because when thinking about it rationally she is actually a woman-child and sober or drunk is constantly spewing cringe out of her pockets.
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>>743154752
I think black women are the most attractive race
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I groped my used-to-be-hot cousin and sniffed her panties in every chance I could get. For such a young age back then, she grew tits big and fast. I fantasized fucking her mouth or just raping the shit out of her, but that was years ago.
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>>743181738

and your dick got in without problems?
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>>743168741
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>>743182675
Yep
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>>743168741
you need this
http://yourlisten.com/aceofplace/no-more-mr-nice-guy
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>>743183032

and before that what kind of explorations did you do?
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I've always wondered what the fuck was wrong with me.

>In grade 4 I wrote a Johnny Appleseed story about my teacher and I (Mrs. Peterson) going on a picnic date together which made her laugh out loud
Looking back I wish she had taken me to the rarely used washrooms by the school gym and molested/kissed me and let me explore her body.

Throughout Jr. High and Highschool I had similar fantasies with certain teachers. When I hear about 12-17 year old boys having sex with their teachers in class or at hotels I am extremely jealous. I feel like I've missed out.

I was extremely sexual as a child and teen. In grade 5/6 I would kneel down in the bathroom stall (so my penis was fully visible under the door) and jack myself off until orgasm.

My friend & I from about 9 years old onward to about 18 used to have gay sex.

We were blowjob cumming in each others mouths at 12-13. We thought cum in our mouths was disgusting but had a deal that if one person kept sucking while the other blew a load, the loadblower would return the favor later.

I sometimes fantasize about those days and how cool it would have been if a 30+ year old woman or man had discovered our escapades and joined in.

Due to a lot of factors I did not have hardly any girlfriends or sexual experiences 12-now.

I am deeply fucked up
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>>743181801
Post her Instagram. Would you give your wife next if he asked?
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>>743183405
Kissing, on time we were sleeping on the same room and we got caught under the covers. We would play G.I. Joe's and Barbies and emulate sex.
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>>743154752
>I'm honestly pretty handsome and tall
>Not hard at all for me to get girls on me
>Suffer extreme social anxiety and mild depression
>Have a lot of insecurities especially my dick size which bothers me everday
What sucks is that my dick is literally an average 6'inch, not huge but not extremely small. But I feel girls will expect more of me and I will always let them down. I've only actually had sex once even though I've had plenty of chances. I know it sounds stupid and even I know it's kinda silly to complain but I genuinely a very insecure person and it interferes with my life in so many ways.
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>>743183863

was she still hairless when you fucked her?
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>>743184042
I'm fuckin' 4 inches, be proud of yourself
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>>743184042
Your dick is fine. Find a short girl and blow out her uterus
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>>743184042
surely you belong here
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>>743184088
No actually
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>>743183544
Without going into any great detail I share similar feelings to you.

> was molested by aunt since way too fucking young
> one of my first memories was eating her out age 4
> made me stick my dick in her
> thought this shit was normal and tried it on with kids, even though I was never into it
> obviously a family friend picked up something different about me, when i was 8 or 9 he started abusing me and I accepted it without question
> I had a gf, things were sweet and innocent there, but the things this guy had me doing I ended up doing to my ffs teenage brother
> when I hit puberty I shut down sexually
> became withdrawn and awkward AF and had nothing to do with anybody
> craved friendship from a man but never acted on it because I knew it was wrong
> at age 13 i already knew how my life was going to go. assumed I was gonna be a male prostitute, live under a bridge and die of heroin overdose
> thankfully none of that happened, but its been a nasty ride at times
> am still surprised I'm here
> apparently am decent looking and I get offers from both sexes, almost always turn them down
> only attracted to women, but know I can turn it on for a guy if I have to, just don't actually enjoy it, will zone out and become 9 again

I don't really know what to say other than you definitely aren't the only one to feel like this. Hope things work out for you. Because if they work out for you, maybe they can for me.
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>>743183544
Me and my sister were raped by my grandpa she was 13 and I was 9, we were on the shower and he fuck my ass while she sucked my 4 inch dick and had my first orgasm.
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>>743184208
I currently got a new girlfriend and it's so annoying. I literally get ED because of how insecure I am, it's so embarrassing. Lucky for me I am able to make her cum from other things and I'm still able to fuck but just not too my full potential..
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I'm D B Cooper.
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>>743184857
Haha nice one anon
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>>743184494
It will work out for you and I feel the same way you do. I can turn it on for a man as well. I'm also a manlet and get hit on sometimes by older dudes because I also look a lot younger so it's probably some kind of little boy fucker fetish they have.

I mean I've met up with a total of 3 guys in the last 9 years off craigslist and each one was "meh".

One when I was 20 and he was like 50, took me to his house and kissed me (I was utterly disgusted by passive about it). He gave me a terrible blowjob I was barely into and then I sucked his 4 inch penis until he came. He wanted to be my sugar daddy and take me out to the movies etc but I never messaged him again.

The second one was a guy wanting a golden shower. Again older guy. That was "meh".

The third guy was a guy who wanted me to come to his backyard at night, lay down with a blanket covering my face and then he comes out and jerks me while his wife sleps inside. The jerk and the half assed suck he gave was terrible.

At this point id rather be thirsty jerking off to porn than meet up with men for gay sex off websites.
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>>743184902
Go on nah!
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A few years ago when we were students, I spent 1 year in another city due some university exchange program.
I cheated on my gf 8 or 9 times, with different girls and she never knew.
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>>743184730
Damn. Do you consider yourself damaged or undamaged? And why the fuck would any man fuck a 9 year olds ass when a 13 year old girls is right there? lmao
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>>743154752
I fap to traps
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>>743154752
I like reddit
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>>743185067
Turns out he was gay, he fucked her later though...it has fucked me up a little but I still have fantasy's about it. Wish it could happen again actually.
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>>743154752

I regret ever being born into this world full of fucking unauthenthic people posting memes, fapping to porn and fucking eachother over mainly with stupid shit.
People just borrowing traits from others to look cooler or better in the eyes of other unauthenthic people.

I fucking hate humanity and if i had a chance i would nuke you all.
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I recently got a new stepsister and I think she is hot as all hell. I frequently masturbate to her Facebook and IG photos and one time as I was doing it she walked in on me. And it felt like a planned out porno because she didn't say anything but she grabbed my dick and we started to have sex. This has been going on for about 4 years now and I have no regrets about it. She also just started doing some amateur modeling in New York City and when she comes home with all her makeup and sexy clothes on she looks so fucking hot.
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>>743184910
I'm not gonna suggest this because I think it would damage you beyond repair but did you ever consider selling yourself? Like why give it away, you might as well make money from it?

When I was teens I used to kick myself for not whoring my ass and mouth out to men. I think the only thing that stopped me was the fear of being found out. I feel sick saying this but if I could be 12 or 13 again knowing what I know now I would be raking in the $$$$s.

Do you want a gf? Like truly want one? I'm thinking you do but just don't feel worthy of one or capable to score a long term gf. Or maybe I'm just projecting myself onto you. But yeah I find it weird, like you i am attractive and can't figure out how ugly fat dudes can have a chick on their arm yet I don't?

Although tonight I had a beautiful woman who I've been good friends with for a few months say goodbye. She's split with her bf and is leaving the country next week. I saw her at work, she hugged me and it felt so good, I suddenly realised she wants me. Just a no strings fuck before she leaves. The doors open, but Ive turned her down and i will forever regret that.
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>>743185501
Niiice blog post bro. You sound like one of those 15-20 year old "I hate humans" types. Don't worry man, the emo phase passes and you become redpilled.

Humanity is flawed its true, but we're also good too.
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Approximately one year ago, while I was out drinking, I ran into my moms friend and tried to have sex with her. I basically groped her and she left in a hurry. She didn't talk to real me since. She also basically avoids my whole family now. For the last two weeks I have been messaging her and have successfully convinced her I am a russian man to get her nudes. She is now a 44 year old divorced milf who lived near my house while I was growing up and was my fantasy fuck. She was reluctant at first but I tried sexting her and got her into the right mood. She sent me her frontal nude. I continued and after a few days got her to make me a video of her orgasm. She is a stuck up woman and the pictures and videos are boring as hell. She wouldn't show her face and doesn't use any toys to masturbate or anything similar. So I got bored and posted a picture of her in a bikini on her Facebook wall. Tried adding a few of her friends, so people started asking her about me. Her daughter asked her why I tried to add some of their mutual friends and advised her to block me. But the milf didn't see a cock in the last 6 or 7 years and even after fucking around with her she sent me a final video of her spreading her ass cheeks because I told her I was in town and wanted to meet her if she did. When she did I told her the man she has been texting isn't real. Told her she is pathetic and to get someone to fuck her. She actually is boring and pathetic and probably won't tell anyone what she did. When she read it I blocked her messages and unfriended her.
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>>743166337
..why
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I'm in love with 4 womens. I've been with one forever. She's top. She will remain top. The second one, it's almost an obsession, could've drilled her, but the morals kicked in. She ended up sacking me off, but I have to see her every day. It kills. Ended up messing around with the next two, just to get over number 2. Turns out they're fuckin awesome too. But they're causing me pain coz I'm causing them pain. Just like number 2. Turns out I'm a complete faggot who is just a complete faggot. Considering I've got crazy BDD and such a craven self hatred, I'm stunned that I've got 4 8+/10s hovering around me. I'd give myself a 3. I fuckin hate my face and my body and however much they say shit, it just bounces off. Even rationalising it on /b/ doesn't make a blind bit of difference. I'm also stunned that being with number 1 has stopped me nailing the living hell out of the other 3. My god, I wish I could be different inside. I know I've got the brains and defo the skills to keep this fuckin round Robin on the fuckin go for long ting. Live your life anons. Don't listen to the little cunt inside
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>>743185672
I've considered it but I've tried fingering my own ass before and I don't really like it. I couldn't imagine years of dicks pounding it, no way.

>Do you want a gf?
Yes but unlike you I am short and manlet and ugly in certain ways. This isn't impossible to overcome but the last 7 years I've done nothing career or job wise so my confidence is at an all time low though I'm now working on growing up now at 27.

>Turned her down
What the fuck, why would you? You're just scared. Go contact her before she leaves and meet up with her at a trendy bar/lounge for a few drinks. Don't overdrink at all. After about an hour or two go back to hers or yours and fuck. Whenever your faced with situations that you'll regret forever unless you take action just take action.
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>>743185698

32 years old, have a good job, a nice bitch and i geniunely hate people.it has been going on from a very young age.5 or 6 i believe.i always looked at people and followed how they react, how they move and i started to notice how everybody just fucking borrows traits from eachother to look cooler and better infront of the other person who also borrows traits to look better.

People are fucking shit and i hope they understand it one day.

Only thing keeping me going is the abuse of drugs.
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>>743166389
Jesus man. She trusted you, and you did that. Please tell me you wore protection at least?
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>>743185900

If you wanna know: an Anglo (I'm Anglo) a Moldovan and 2 Romanians
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INCEST: When I was about 6 years old my sister and I were sleeping in the same bed because we were poor. One day we were watching cartoons in bed and I asked if I could lick her weenie. I didnt know girls didnt have penises at the time haha. So anyway she said yes and i ended up eating her out that night. Then we kept doing it for like a week and she would lick my penis and kiss my balls and stuff.
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>>743186023
No, I'm afraid not. Like I said, wasn't thinking straight.
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>>743154752
fonger
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>>743185768
Lmao. Nice.

Reminds me of this girl I grew up with in my apartment complex. She never liked me sexually but I wanted to drill her ever since she developed sexy big boobs at age 12-13. At age 15 they were solid and non-saggy double Ds. Unaccepting in defeat I knew she was a little whore fucking at least 1-3 guys on the reg so one day I got ahold of her email address.

I reset the password by successfully guessing her fav food: pizza. Once inside her email folder my heart was pounding: was I about to be confirmed at what I thought about her slutty behaviour? Yes.

In the sent box I found dozens of nudes. Full frontal pussy, ass, topless, etc.

Downloaded them all and had them for years.

Did the same thing when she was 20 and had gained a bit of weight so thicc.

Her tits at 18 were perfect examples of absolute prime of youth. Double d solids that stuck straight out with no sag.

Saw her a couple times in RL after that. She never knew.
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Messing around with girlfriends sister. We made out before I dated gf and gf doesnt know. Watching tv with sister the other night and sexual tension was obvious. Rubbed her pussy over her leggings and kissed her goodnight, never talked about it since. She is coming to meet me in 20 minutes to hang out, gf is at work, wonder what could happen. Does she want it B?
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>>743186434
she want the D
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>>743185938
Am enjoying the conversation man.

Well yeah I can't tolerate my ass being touched. I'll fucking climb the walls like a cat in terror. I used to 'kinda enjoy' sucking cock so just thought that's how I would make my money. Even now its something I can enjoy, but that depends more on who its attached too. If they remind me of someone from my childhood who was nice and didn't hurt me then I can be down.

Don't worry about 'not growing up yet' that'll happen. I'm couple years older than you and I'm finally getting it together. Have pretty much always worked but mostly shitty unfulfilling jobs. Recently realized I hate having a boss or anyone ordering me around, so am going into work for.myself. have just started my own business. Huge step but so far its going good and I feel positive about it. I'd suggest think about what you truly like and look at how you can make money from it. Whether its teaching surfing, or writing music or making an app about beetles I don't know.

And yes I totz get you about my friend. I only tonight realized she's been giving me signals the last couple weeks. I thought she was being friendly but tonight she made it obvious. Am seeing her again either tomorrow or Sunday, so there is an opportunity to make it happen. She's beautiful and great personality. Holding her tonight I just imagined sliding my dick into her and it seemed so right. So i was really fucked off that I shut it down without thinking.

Have you ever done counselling/therapy? I wouldn't necessarily recommend it. I believe in many cases it can do more harm than good.

Also sexually. Do you consider yourself asexual? Hope you don't mind me asking. For myself 90% of the time I have no interest at all. The remainder 10% I'll fuck just about anyone or anything. Have done some real stupid shit that I've regretted. Or if I'm that way, I'll kick myself for not getting out there are and whoring myself around.
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>>743181290
was it your best friend who did it?
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>>743171351
It happens. Green text it
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>>743175519
Green text it
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I think i'm always attracted to the wrong kind of girls

Also, i believe i am responsible for my current gf breaking up with her "dream guy" and her dream relationship which lasted 4 years
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>>743159321
Wtf greentext
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Anyone talking about moms. This is my oc.

> live in small town, kinda place where even today no one locks their doors
> have friend, best pals since 6 he lives just outta town on huge lot
> his family are fucked up, alcohol, domestic violence, house a hoarders paradise
> doesn't bother me even though my pal sometimes has black eyes or bruises
> one weekend I'm bored. I know what to do I'll ride bike to friends see if he wants to hang
> get there, pet goat says hi
> front door ajar I walk straight in
> something seems different today not sure what
> something stops me from calling out
> hear weird noise coming from down the hall
> doesn't compute
> walk down to investigate
> confused. Is someone fighting? Sounds like someone is getting beaten, don't recognize the sounds
> bedroom door open poke head in a little
> can see a womans leg in the air, not sure what I'm looking at at 1st
> ZOMG WTF I DONT EVEN
> friend is balls deep in his mother
> I'm shocked
> shes on her back on the bed, her legs open. hes pounding her and they're grunting like animals
> because piles of newspapers & clothes they can't see me
> I've got a damn good view
> first time I've seen sex IRL am fascinated
> stand and watch for a minute
> its exciting, because she's actually pretty hot and I can see some of her pussy if I stand on tip toes
> seeing my friends butt is gross
> watching him ride her blows me away
> he stops moving and just rests on her, they lie there for a bit before she pulls her knees up and they start again
> decide to haul ass outta there before I get caught
> about to get on my bike
> friends dad walks around side of house "hi anon, come to visit?"
> umm, I can't speak I'm in shock
> "wait here, I'll go in and tell him your here"
> oh no its OK sir, I forgot I have to do chores at home
> nope the fuck out of there

They are screwing inside and he's working on his truck out back. I didn't think it then but its obvious he was fully aware whats happening, surely?
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Its funny how things work I went from accusing him of leading me on, to leading him on
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>>743160321
Guy or girl teacher
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>>743187734
details
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If you ever falsely accuse me of rape and slander me again I'm going to beat the living shit out of you. These threads are fucking disgusting too, full of pedophiles, sex offenders and incest fuck-ups. You pieces of shit should all kill yourselves, but this isn't a secret.
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>>743161410
That's not really a cult, you wouldn't be able to take advantage of people with that belief.
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>>743186904

>Don't worry about 'not growing up yet' that'll happen.

Yeah I'm self-learning programming right now. It's not that I necessarily like it, it's just a skill I know provides big monetary rewards, is in high demand with no sign of slowing down. I certainly don't wake up everyday excited to code. But the important thing is I picked "something" right?

>And yes I totz get you about my friend.
You know what you should do. Worst thing that could happen is she says no. Knowing her answer is no is better than wondering about the question your whole life.

>Have you ever done counselling/therapy?
No but wouldn't be totally opposed to it. I'm starting to get into reading a lot of red pill books and it's been helping.

>Also sexually. Do you consider yourself asexual?
The opposite. I feel I am obsessed with sex. I feel the highest approval a man can get from a woman is sex. I want it constantly. If/when I get a gf, I'd want wild sex every day or second day at the minimum.

A buddy of mine whos been married for 2 years says the sex dropped off even months after the marriage to "we bang every once in awhile" these days. I couldn't imagine myself being in a relationship like that.
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>>743187876
Basically I met this guy on /lgbt/ and we really hit it off. He was very attracted to me and I like the way he talked to me. So we've been messaging on discord, and Role-playing, but I'm having second thoughts. We've talked about meeting irl. But Idk if I would like it
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>>743188459
met my gf on /fit/, no joke, we texted some weeks, met up irl and well it went from there on
give yourself a push as long as he looks good and isn't a fat neckbeard + has a job and friends
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>>743188281
Dude thanks for connecting. I'm bailing out because its actually now morning here and I've gotta try get some sleep before it gets light out.

Wish you all the best. Maybe cross paths again in another one of these threads.
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>>743188281
And gotta say, you've given me some clarity in how I look at things. Thanks for the free therapy session ;-)
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>>743188642
>>743188742

Best of luck sir!
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Only confession i've got is that i've been regretting to go after this girl and make her my girflriend

Doesnt feel like i'm her nr1 at this point, not at all
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>>743188523
>as long as he looks good and isn't a fat neckbeard + has a job and friends
Not to brag, but hes like 6'4 and in the military, he has a few friends. So I got pretty lucky
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>>743189064
oh, nice! go for it i'd say
i'm by no means /fit/, my girlfriend is and was at that time, just got to take a risk every now and then plus its 2017 anon, go with the times and then with the flow
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When I was 13 I was bullied into having sex with my 15 year old brother and his friends. My dad found out and beat the shit out of all of them and sent my brother to military school.
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>>743189122
The only problem is I'm in Texas and he's in Canada
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>>743189264
hmm well that is far away, i was 150 miles apart when we first met
any chance of meeting in the middle somewhere?
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>>743166029
That's fucking stupid, would of been a better secret if you did get hard or something.
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>>743173393
So your a coward afraid of responsibility who just wants to escape from what's important
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>>743173393
are you me?
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>be op
>thread still going after 11 hours
damn niggas! gj
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I want to hate fuck Kellyanne Conway. Bad. I wanna blow a huge load deep inside that lying, stupid cunt.
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>>743189331
Perhaps... I'll see, when I learn how to drive
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>>743190110
there are busses, trains and plains anon
whatever you choose to do i wish you best of luck!
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>>743189951

i'm here waiting for the "i've showered with a 9yo quite a few times this summer" guy
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>>743177117
What's on her nose?
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My wife's 16 year old daughter at the time asked me to have sex with her. I told her to wait till she's 18. She has two weeks and won't stop teasing me.
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>>743190496
pics
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>>743190167
Thanks anon
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>>743190408
almost to bump limit he better hurry
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>>743179773
What Was your story
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>>743154752
I tried to suicide last Saturday night. Woke up in the hospital. Everyone is really angry with me. I thought I was doing them a favor and that I'd be out of the way.

Still emotionally numb and on some meds. Very nauseous. Have a big headache.
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>>743190697
More pills next time man
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>>743181064
My daughter is 11
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>>743190496
My wife lets her daughter come in and suck my duck while we have sex. The only way I know is when my wife was drunk she told me.
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>>743161534
Bro run. There's someone wrong about an old bitch wanting a young guy. I've lost friends to old broads. Half the time they're desperate, and rush the younger guy into a position he's not ready for, and won't let you live your life. She'll judge you for doing shit other guys your age are doing and will get old as fuck by the time you're 30 yourself
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>>743191031
take this dudes advice bro
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