South-east Texans, get in here! /Houstonanons

>>743140894
houstonbro reporting in

210fag reporting in

god bless houston and corpus/rockport about to get shuttlecocked

>tfw I actually bought tons of beer / food today
>cook off in floresville gets cancelled stuck with 180 lbs of brisket/chicken/pork ribs/top sirloin
>entire team ass blasted
>im throwing a fucking bbq at my place inviting tons of randoms to ride out the rainy weekend
>no way I can get rid of all this shit
>friend invites all his co-workers
>11 guys and 7 females in a 5 bedroom house bbq'ing in the rain and partying all weekend

you think harvey is gonna fuck up our BBQ I think not
fuck you harvey

the big fight
the season finale

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>>743140894
Look at this Parkinson's ass hurricane sticking around where no one wants it.
>Harvey
Goddamn jew hurricane kiking up my entire week. Faggot ass Michael J Fox tropical rabbi bullshit.

>>743140894
why are hurricane parties so comfy?

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Should I be worried if I'm just south of Houston about 20 miles from the coast?

>>743142895
how are your supplies?

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Houston furfag here. Hurricane virgin. Unsure if all the hype is due is fake news or if we're totally fucked. Picture relevant.

>>743142895
Nah, you'll be fine

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>>743143045
Just remember to MAGA through the storm - its the only way maing. Also, it gets fuckin gnarly boiz. Stock up on booze, candles and tape

>>743143045
It's not the hurricane that's going to fuck us over, it's all that rain.

>>743140894
Houstonbro reporting in. No rain and I'm betting this is gonna fizzle and do next to nothing.

>>743143045
>furfag
were you born in dallas?

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>>743142895
At least you don't live in Florida. They basically have a hurricane every year.

Tennessee.

>>743142895
I've got a reasonable amount of water, a few generators and gas and a 2 story house built on a patch of land elevated about 5 feet.
I'm mostly just worried the wind's gonna dick me cause my house has a bunch of windows.

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>>743143231
Probably, we don't breed dem furs down here

>>743143045
Katyfag here, during Allison I was watering my lawn because I got shit for rain. Yes Houston gets a lot of rain and it can't always handle it. Most of the time though it's just the underpasses that have the problems, not the neighborhoods.

>>743143359
Meant for
>>743142978

>>743143367
Oh my sweet summer child. How little you know. :^)

>>743143359
tape them up, bra

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>>743143392
>Katyfag here, during Allison I was watering my lawn because I got shit for rain. Yes Houston gets a lot of rain and it can't always handle it. Most of the time though it's just the underpasses that have the problems, not the neighborhoods.
ya but they just put up a warning and now i'm super spooked bro

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how do you fags think corpus will end up? trying to decide if i should wait it out at my parents house

Austin fag here. You niggers better learn to swim

>>743143668
lol why are you still there you're gonna get hit with a sustained 100 mph winds for hours what is wrong with you get out

>>743143668
you might as well

living without power or A/C is a bitch

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>>743143607
Yup, we are fucked sirs

>>743143668
Corpus is getting rammed head on. But if you stay get a go pro

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I'm ready for the Son of Ike: The Reckoning

>>743141514
so... we're all coming over then?

Disasterfag here. US Gov't moving 6 health and medical teams into Tx. Intel is worse than reported to residents. Check yo self.

>>743143820
so confused

>>743143668
>Corpus
I'd bounce, man. You've got bodies of water on 3 sides and the eye's most likely hitting you straight on. It's also apparently gonna be a Cat 3, so I'd pack my shit if I were you.

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>>743143668
Why the fuck didn't you evac with everyone else?? The mayor basically said 'You do what you want, but we aren't gonna put emergency responders in danger because your stupid ass didn't leave'

>>743143607
They do that every hurricane. Yes you should be prepared, yes if you're told to evac, you evac,

>>743143668
do you carry?

Dolphin fursona's ITT

>>743143878
Even Trump should be able to do a better job than Bush did during Katrina.

>>743143979
Agree

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SW Houston, reporting in

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>>743143907
Why the confusion anon?

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>>743143706
>this is the same town that was so scared of water this time last year, they flooded east Texas

Weather channel is literally playing e sports music

>>743144100
We had extra water. Figured they could use it.

>>743141514
Isn't it actually heading towards matagorda now?

>>743144184
>matagorda
SOURCE?!?

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We all know (((who))) is behind this fuckin hurricane...

>>743144184
Nah, man. All radar projections agree, Corpus is getting rocked more than anyone.

Booked a fllight to New Orleans a month ago. Flying out tomorrow. Should I be worried?

>>743143783
I've driven by that FM on the way to College Station. Gives me a chuckle everytime I see it.

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Houston fag here. I actually go to the A&M at corpus and let me tell you the way corpus handles water during heavy storms and the general shit conditions of roads and many buildings, well I would gtfo away from the bay asap

pic very relevant

Mexiamerican reporting in
Hello amigos, I live like 200 miles from the coast, how is the hurricane going to hit? muy duro o como será?

CATEGORY 2 GENTS GET HYPED!!!!!!

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>>743143755
>>743143770
>>743143789
>>743143917
>>743143922
>>743143943

fuckin a i barely found out there was a hurricane coming on tuesday and i almost had to work tonight, and they live in town too but they're in a better spot than my apt.

plus before today it looked like it was headed more directly to houston and we were only estimated to get 6-7 inches.

>>743144516
Where are you flying from?

>>743144390
Hopefully this is just more of an annoyance, did not prepare one bit,

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>>743144562
plus i got nowhere to go that isnt already getting hit so what can i do fam?

>>743144582
California

All you texanons are shit, I'm going back to my home board

Also >evac'd to Waco

>>743144737
start driving norf

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>>743144737
Fap

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cs926AIL-ck
Here we go.

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>>743144605
I didn't even know about the storm until yesterday afternoon.

>>743140894
it's not even going to hit Houston that bad idiot

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>>743144793
lol drive where nigger? like ive got money to drive to west central texas and sleep in my car

>>743144898
we all didn't know until yesterday, faggot

>>743144557
No afectará a México mucho. Espera condiciones de tormenta tropical y nada más.

>>743144974
sounds like a plan

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Just follow the updates from this blog and take it easy.

https://spacecityweather.com/

>>743140894
HoustonBro here

>>743145102
>https://spacecityweather.com/
Fuck me this actually looks useful, thanks man

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>>743145063
ive got two dogs, one cat, my car is a piece of shit and probably would break down and i have almost no money for food or other shit. not really an option

worst case scenario ill probably go to my parents house tomorrow.

GUYS IM FUCKING SCARED MY AUNT IS IN CORPUS BY HERSELF IN HER SHITTY TICKY TACKY HOUSE, IM IN HOUSTON. HOLD ME LADS...

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>>743145237
Do not worry. Everything will be alright.

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Some of my family lives in Houston. It's a complete shithole. no redeeming qualities.

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Seriously bros get the fuck out of the path. Don't fuck around with this thing. The bad thing about this is we've got a trough to the north east and a storm system to the west. So this hurricane is going to stall out right over you fuckers and it will stay there for up to four days just chewing up shit and pouring down rain. Get the fuck out.

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>>743145102
every article about this bullshit spends the whole time talking about houston. fuckin a cant write a few lines about the place its actually gonna hit

>>743143367
>trump in a fascist uniform
well at least one thing in that image is correct

>>743145229
>worst case scenario ill probably go to my parents house tomorrow.
that doesn't sound bad at all

>>743145379
rent used to be cheap here

not anymore

>>743145237
lelel she is fucking dead she'll be swimming with the fishes

>>743145502
Get out or get fucked, basically.

>>743145229
>i have almost no money for food or other shit
Then maybe this storm will be good for us and remove your defective genes from the gene pool

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>>743145562
no but just worried about all my shit and hoping my apt doesnt get flooded. plus its hard to smoke weed and drink at my parents lol

>>743144753
You should be fine, but I would call up your airline to double check

Shreveport louisianimal reporting in. This hurricane doesnt have shit on katrina that hit when i was in biloxi.

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>>743145687
fuck your shit bitch ass nigger

i have money just not enough to take a fucking week vacation to get away from this storm. Hurricanes dont kill very many people asshole so the likelihood is low.

>>743145625
fukungger

>>743145763
It also doesn't have shit on 500 nuclear bombs. But that has nothing to do with anything. it's still going to do a fuck ton of damage. Katrina was as bad as it was because the idiots in charge failed to maintain the levees.

Woodlandsfag here, any cause for alarm?

>>743146120
There were no levees in mississippi or anywhere other than new orleans. Dont even speak on things you dont know about unless its about fucking some dude in the asshole you faggot.

>>743146120
>city below sea level, 5 miles from a major body of water, cut in half by an important waterway, 20 miles from a fucking ocean
>surprised when a Cat 5 causes major flooding

>>743145934
If I were you, and this is solid advice, I mean this. Stop pissing around on /b/ and do your research about this storm and figure out a plan. Because this thing is no joke and once it hits, it's going to be too fucking late for you to do anything. This is my last post of the night I'm out. Good night and God bless bro.

Outskirts of Houston, home alone. Downloading some music to my old ipod. Gonna get comfy lads. Hopefully power doesn't go out because im not sure im ready to sweat that much.

>>743144537
You in cs? Ya boi is in cs too m8

>>743146248
I wouldn't worry. You're pretty far inland, and on pretty high ground.

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Inb4 nothing happens and it just rains

832 reporting in.

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>>743146558
yea but its where its gonna rain and how much that im weary of

>>743142895
No worries. Bay City and south is getting fucked pretty good

>>743146492
Nah sorry, man. I've just got a homie at A&M I visit every few weeks. The town's pretty nice, though. Went to a German restaurant in Bryan that was the best food I ever tasted.

>>743143706
We're mostly Mexicans. How do you think we got here

Stocked up on food, water, junk food, booze, and bud. I live in south houston and my home insurance relapsed. Just going to get fucked up and ride it out like always.

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>>743146792
Lots of asians here.

Wharton here, good luck my highway 59 brethren, a shit storm is brewing!

Corpus Christi here, waiting for Harvey to hit. Give me a (you) lads

>>743143668
Lmao its called corpus for a reason nigga

Santa Fe reporting.

>>743147571
Here's one on me. Best of luck, homie.

>>743145237
She's in god's hands now

>>743147629
good joke

>>743147795
Tell her to evacuate to your place. Post her nudes when she gets there.

bumpo

Anyone in Baytown near Houston?

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>>743144382
>hurricane (((Harvey)))
Sneaky Hebrew fucks.

>>743147571
Kudos to you for staying in Corpus and not evacuating like a pussy, get you a GoPro and strap that motherfucker on your head, then upload the footage if you don't die.

Godspeed you motherfucker, here's a (you).

Austin fag, am I good?

>>743148715
As long as you're up on a hill.

>>743147076
Is that in Bryan?
Holy shit man, glad our Houston mudslimes aint that fucking radical

>>743149281
It's in England and it's shopped.

>>743149281
>>743149445
screen was hacked

https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/4158809/hackers-hijack-cardiff-billboard-with-offensive-images/

956 here

Not sure what the hypes about, this is a baby hurricane and flooding doesn't occur on every single street. Not to mention this thing is still difficult to predict, it's not an exact science

>>743145379
Soon all of america will be like Houston, so you best get used to it now.

Greetings from Matamoros, hope yall can swim

>>743140894
Man I'd feel more sorry for you all if your version of the Superdome didn't have the world's largest TV screen... Y'all gonna be fine.

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Southeast Houston fag here, i got a bunch of baked beans, soup, mountain doo, and weed. I'll ride out the floods while clubing some Turks in Battlefield

Richmond Roseburg area reporting in
I gotta drive through to sugerland for work ....
I might just not go

>>743140894

Houston Police Dept bro here. Gonna be getting some overtime because putting us on extended patrol is purely a political decision because there isn't really shit we can do when the streets are flooded. We always just end up drowning a car or two before calling it quits and parking in an elevated area and waiting out the storm like everyone else.

Houstonfag here. We've got hurricane newbs freaking the fuck out. I've been here through a few major hurricanes. Only evac if you're near the coast. If you're between Houston and Corpus don't plan on going anywhere for a few days. This one's going to dump a lot of rain. Flooding will be the only problem in Houston.

>>743150632
Tony?

Just remember, if you live along Cypress Creek or Braes Bayou, run the fuck away

ok you magnificent bastards I'm gonna go to sleep
be safe
I'll cya tomorrow

lake jackson, 10 minutes from surfside. anyone want to watch this on the beach?
ill bring bbq pit

>>743150831
Or Meyerland, or along the San Jacinto.

>>743143917
The eye is the safest part of the hurricane?

>>743150910
we can go looting after

>>743150910
That sounds awesome. Wish I could.

>>743150930
>Or Meyerland, or along the San Jacinto.
Fuck you man, I am right next to the San Jacinto. Flooding usually seems to stop just before my house but goddamn.

>>743151029
eyes move
cities dont
WOOOOOO

HTOWN WADDAP

NORTHEAST THIS SHIT IS FUCKED YO

>>743151029
Yes, but no. The eye wall is where the wind is the worst, and you have to go through it twice.

>>743151122
Northeast where, exactly?

i shall be drunk as fuck

>>743151078
I lost my house on the San Jacinto in the Memorial Day flood last year.

>>743151029
The eye is.
The area immediately around the eye on the other hand is the gnarliest part of the storm.

>>743151198
Where at relatively? I need to fucking know man.

>>743151198
hell ya did you find it

Tomball reporting in.

>Renfest in 2 months from now
>Faire grounds gonna be a muddy shambled fucking mess

Shit was terrible after Ike

512faggot reporting, sir. All is well in Austin, sir. Gay libtards exciting about avocado discount not much concern about the hurrfag. Nothing else to report, sir. Over and faggot.

>>743151439
in magnolia? which one of you faggots is going as daenarys

>>743151522
I'm going as a Gundam, because fuck it I dont care anymore

Also, remember, Halloween is best weekend if you enjoy Freak Watching

South Houstonfag reporting in, currently waiting for shit to start here. should be coming in around 5-7am, going to bed and expecting to wake up with some flooding ://

>>743151648
ah nice, everyone will enjoy the smell of your balls thru the robot suit

>>743150827

Nah. I imagine a few of us browse 4chan.

Why are Houstonfags worried? Isn't this thing directly hitting corpus?

>>743144169
Like, silver scrapes?

>>743151775
Eh, won't be any worse than the hundred of ballsack fumes wafting through cheap leather.

>>743151852
THIS IS A TEXAN THREAD ONLY
GTFO OK

i maek poste

>>743151300
Forest Cove in Kingwood

>>743151852
Because Corpus will get shit on by a shit ton of wind, but being north of the eye, we're gonna get shit on by a metric fuckton of rain. Dirty side of storms are worst side

>>743151852
We're not too worried but it's something to talk about.

>>743151852
You've never been through a hurricane before, have you? You also don't live in Houston.

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>>743151852
corpusfag here

yea i know, fucking houston cucks getting all the attention because it was originally was reported that the storm was heading their way and now its like nope nevermind hope corpus likes getting raped by water

why cant this shit ever fuck off to mexico
should be gulf of america since we get fucked

>>743140894
Staying with parents in corpus. Good idea?

We live southside by kings crossing sooo idk.

>>743152010
No foreigners in Texas threads. Leave now.

>>743152034
Yeah I'm on the other side of 59 so I may be okay. Once I see water pooling in the driveway I may just try to bail and go to Arkansas for a hurricane strip club tour.
Or die.
Also sorry for your loss, flooding seems to be prevalent around here.

>>743152171
Corpus is fucking trash anyways I hate it here

>>743152185
o shit nigga just jump through 9 3/4

>>743152185
You'll get fucked by wind, but, If I remember Corpus right, you should be above the storm surge. They're saying about 12 feet of surge coming in.

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>>743152249
well you're not wrong there

77069 Area Code reporting in. I live right next to Cypress Creek. Wish me luck Texanons

>>743152398
Are u gon get fucked?

>>743152398
whats special about the creek? flood or some shit? get some sandbags nignog

>>743152499
CyCreek is the 2nd worst floodplain in Houston. During Allison, the flooding filled a plant reserve near 249/Cypresswood that is in a 30ft basin all the way to the road.

Any time it rains heavily for more than 2 hours, the creek floods

>>743152499
Yeah, highly prone to flooding.
>>743152398
77429 here I'm above the creek, but not far from it. Good luck anon.

>>743147076
>asians
Fucking call them mudslimes like the rest of the world. You're giving chinks and nips a bad rep.

>>743147571
If you die all texanons will press F for you

Hey niggers there's a corpus thread when this one dies

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>>743152773
>>743152499
This is at the very edge of the cycreek floods from last year. That wasn't even a tropical storm

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>>743153095
Shit came all the way up to the freeway

>>743153095
those are clearly boat speed limits

Losing Houston would be like losing a malignant tumor.

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1488 reporting NOAA predicts 35 inches of rain in some parts . Lads it a total shit fest , looters will nig nog out and spics will chimp out . Me lock and load drink some jack sit in sniper hole and let the fireworks begin !! Great times to be alive !!

>>743153558
You mean most of the refining capacity that allows you to drive your faggot ass around?

>>743143979
no head of FEMA. Trump didn't even nominate one.

>>743153716
Trump doesn't even know that there's a FEMA or what they do

dude's a fuckin dumbass

>>743140953
>>743140894
woodlands here not giving a fuck, lets do this

Reminder for those here in Texas in 2001 that Harvey is supposed to pull an Allison, meaning that once it makes landfall, its going to stop and just sit there, dumping water. But Allison was only a TS

>>743143607
i wouuld think the potential for floods are legit something to think about bc we havent had much rain so all this at once will cause flooding

>>743153716
>>743153787
Fema is useless anyway in a civil society. Remember the east Texas fires a few years ago? Communities told FEMA to GTFO, they had it under control. Only Nigs and Libs need FEMA.

>>743140894
We're all gonna fucking die

>>743147076
how is that shop not burning yet?

>>743153692
>implying nigs can swim

Glad I live in San Antonio. Just winds and rain

>>743154467
You just realized this?

>>743145102
>>743145502
use http://www.weather.gov/
its one of the only time noaa is legit bc its real time data that they cant alter yet

I live about 0.3 miles away from the bayou in the inner loop
Am I fucked?
I'm on the top floor of a 4 floor apartment building

>>743154746
Hope you have a lot of non-perishable groceries. Or a boat.

>>743146248
right there with you. no dude just stay away from old woodland entrances and golf course areas in youre in a low to the ground vehicle. its swamp land and can holda fuck load of water and planned well. so far we will get a tropical storm tomorrow and mayyyybe get worse from there but there is really no telling that far out considering we are so far inland

>>743154746
If youre on the top lfoor, youll be fine as long as you have enough provisions. Just dont expect to go anywhere

Try not to fucking die

>>743154797
>>743154843
How long can I expect the flood to last?

>>743154955
Too many variables to say. I don't know how long it would take to drain after the storm.

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>>743144073
>avatarposting as rogue the bat
>mfw

>>743154955
Last year flooding lasted a week to week and a half in some areas

>>743154955
There's no way to know until it happens. Plan for a week.

>>743140894
Port Arthur Texas, it isn't shit but a bunch of rain. Shit won't be a fucking thing

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>>743155051
Who's avatar posting? I'm just lewd posting from my phone

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>>743155147
. . . and that was the last post anon would ever make.

>>743155147
Yeah, you'll be fine. How was Ike? That was a cat 2 when it hit your area.

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San Antonio-fag reporting in, hope you guys are havin fun!

>>743155020
>>743155064
>>743155088
Thanks for the replies bros. Anything else I should do to prepare? This is babby's first hurricane. I have 5lbs of ground turkey in the fridge and 50 half liter bottles of water. Also a few cans of veggies and things like that. Will that be enough or should I get more tomorrow?

Who's going to San Japan next weekend?

DFW reporting in, my thoughts are with you guys down south. Stay safe and dry!

>>743155319
Do you have any food you can make if you lose power? Is your oven electric or gas? Make a lot of ice, or buy some bags. If you don't have a cooler, get one. PB&J was always reliable for me with no power.

>>743155319
>Only 5lbs of turkey
Get more meat, get lots of pantry tier food in case of power loss. Have fucking batteries. You should be fine on water assume you drink 4 of those a day.

>>743155319
water, batteries, a pocket knife, flashlight, antiseptic of somekind and golden if shtf

>>743155416
What's that?

Houstonfag reporting
we're out on the northeast of the greater area so it should be fine, right anons?

>>743155266
>>743155302
Ike wasn't shit you fucking fuck. I didn't live in bridge city. Don't try to act like you know your shit you fuck

>>743155524
type in your zipcode and hold on to your butts
http://www.weather.gov/

>>743155475
Oh, and baby wipes. You can use them to clean yourself if anything happens to the water.

>>743150453
Dude same!!!!! Are you me?

>>743155549
>Wasnt shit
>Did more damage than Alicia did in 1983
>Third more damaging Atlantic Storm in HURDAT recorded history
>Remember going downtown after storm and glass from building EVERYWHERE

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>>743155577
i'm not sure if it's just weatherspeak for you might get fucked, or that i'm good ;-;

>>743155475
>>743155492
>>743155504
I thought this was gonna be a nothingburger but now I'm starting to get spooked
I have a gun and antibiotics and rubbing alcohol.
I'll fill the tub with water in case utilities get shut off

>Houston is full of niggers anyways

You wont be missed screwston

>>743150910
I'm up for it bro but I'm moving and have to pack...

>>743155854
Do you have candles? Those help. Also, something to read, in case you lose TV/Internet.

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>>743155805
well goodluck anon, my area is saying nearly all the same shit. "possible trop storm condittions" i think some infrustructure/economy will be fucked for sure but as long as you dont live in a direct flood area (in which case gtfo) you should just keep an eye out on the water level at your place, and dont ever drive through a water current you could be swept away. other then that you should have stopped up supplies for a few days right ,RIGHT?

>>743156114
yeah we have 2 packs of water and a lot of food

>>743156159
surfs up anon, by tomorrow night we should have a better idea of whats going on, not much rain lately though so flooding seems legit to occur

>>743156060
Yeah, I got 2 candles and a bunch of books I've been meaning to read for a long time. Wish me luck anon

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>>743156345
yeah, guess i'm gonna just go through it as planned. pic related

>>743155549
I just asked a question. The question implies I don't know shit you fucking fuck. I just know it was bad out that way and there was debris on I10 for weeks afterwards.

I'm on life support in downtown Houston hospital am I going to die.

>>743156411
Good luck. Hopefully this is another media hyped storm that turns into nothing.

>>743156469
Yes, eventually we all die.

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>>743156469
they would lifeflght you out of there is shit goes down good luck anon.
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>>743156469
>on life support
>posting on /b/

409 here. Fucking county won't fix their goddamn levy. We're mostly out of the way but are gonna get tons of rain. Levy breaks and were fucked because we live in Swamp Texas. Yee haw

>>743156705
Thank you, I hope so too.

>>743157419
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xKKP_cZuk54

I don't miss the 409. Good Luck.

>>743157419
where in 409?

>>743157550
Thanks man. Honestly I'm tired of all this wet humidity bullshit. Depending on how this hurricane goes I'm gonna bounce to west Texas somewhere. Fuck this place

>>743143392
Katy? What part? I have never seen anyone from Katy on here...

>>743157608
Mid county somewhere

>>743157705
nvm then. pure faggotry that 409 is more than one county hundreds of miles apart

>>743157837
Yeah it's a big clusterfuck of refineries and white trash

Welp, not from Texas, but good luck out there /b/ros.

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This was all part of Trumps plan. Create the perfect conditions to completely annihilate a few counties that just so happen to be filled with illegal spics.

I will miss the double story Whataburger though.

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