Iools like its time for another fortune thread with osaka as

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Self bump

Anon, can you please tell me about my most likely non existing future

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>>743139682
I see empty bottles of beer on the wall
>your fortune says trying is better than doing nothing with yourself

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What's the 8 ball say
>fake and gay

What happens to me in 3 months osaka

>>743139878

Cool, thanks for the fortune, good day now

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>>743140064
But its fun anon
>your fortune says 8 balls are not to be trusted
>>743140221
You will still be browsing 4chan
>your fortune says don't touch yourself tomorrow or become a homeless pedophile
>>743140427
Good day to you too

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>>743141050
Fair

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Theirs some decent tits in another thread . Girl asking qbout hickies on her tits takeing some request

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>>743142747
Why tell me this?
>your fortune says its good to share your knowledge with others

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>>743142992
Idk i just felt like u might enjoy it
Tbh really odd but i like u

Osaka-chan, Osaka-chan! What is my fortune for tomorrow?!

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>>743143365
I like you to for no reason too anon
>>743143529
>your fortune says you will get pink eye

>>743143621
Well fuck.

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>>743143714
Its better than dying anon, also now is a good time to get those eye drops.

>>743143998
Well, sure, when you put it like that. That's -some- silver lining.

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>>743144085
You doing anything right now?

>>743144437
Primarily loafing off, refusing to sleep, wondering if I should sketch something really bad.

How about you, Osaka?

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>>743144634
Just watching some youtube videos for now, and what do you plan on sketching?

>>743144796
I have no idea.

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>>743144950
Why don't you use osaka as your inspiration for drawing.

>>743145112
Worth a shot. Let's see what happens.

What's my fortune? I was about to head to bed

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>>743145268
Yay
>>743145348
>your fortune says prepare to die alot in your dreams

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>>743145523
What if I dont dream?

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>>743145644
Then the negative effect goes to me

>>743145940
Oh, neat
I miss dreaming. Some times I might have dreams, but they are always very stressful and I dont remember too much of them. Just bombs dropping or aliens attacking etc.

Can you tell my cat's fortune?

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>>743146298
Your dream are way better than mine I usually get eaten by zombies in mine, post a picture of your cat and its guarantee to work

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Two is too many. Gib fortune plz

>>743146628
Where are all the cutes?

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>>743146628

>>743137595
Will I ever be as bad of a filmmaker as M Night Filetmignon?

Read my fortune

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>>743145523

>>743137595
Fortune please...

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giv fortune pls

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>>743146874
>two is too many
What do you mean by that
>your fortune says don't fear the spiders
>>743146875
There probably sleeping right now
>your fortune says don't just ask for cuties post them.
>>743146990
Maybe
>your fortune says you will get the opposite of what you want
>>743147152
I like it alot
>>743147326
>your fortune says bite the hand that feeds you
>>743147468
Sure thing darling
>your fortune says business sales will decrease unless you bring back the drinks

>>743147796
My hand hurts now...

>>743147796
>your fortune says business sales will decrease unless you bring back the drinks
what does that even mean, though?

>>743147796
Haha, thanks.

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>>743147796
Look at catalog for fortune. I fear them as the fear me

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>>743147796
L-Like this?

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>>743146920
>Puddy cat fortune says he will lose one of his nine lives by messing with the wrong bird
>>743147901
Sata angadi
>>743147947
Don't just give advice serve fake drinks as well.
>>743147998
Your welcome
>>743148097
Why fear them?
>>743148151
Good job anon but which azumanga do you chose?

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>>743148367
because they may bite me

>>743137595
Will I get laid in the next 2 weeks?
I will meet with 3 girls that are mainly possible to get laid to for me

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>>743137595
>my fortunes come with risks
>that include, thoughts of suicide, limb loss, rape, retardation, death, and becoming a huge faggot
Alright i'll take the chance, Give me my fortune.

>>743148476
At least you don't have the Brown recluse in CA

>>743148367
>Don't just give advice serve fake drinks as well.
I don't give advice?

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>>743148706
I lived in oklahoma for quite a bit. Had them there if I recall

Can't you just pretend to be Alice? :(

>>743148920
Wagon alice?

>>743148863
Why did you move to California?

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>>743148979
Parental divorce.

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>>743148476
Then feel nothing as you step on them
>>743148491
Rate your gilrs
>your fortune says don't get nerveous and notice the signs
>>743148688
>your fortune says you got aids
>>743148746
Your not jill then?
>>743148920
I don't even know who she is anon
>your fortune says don't ask for the impossible

>>743149071
Ah I know how that is
So have you played any games lately?

>>743149122
Is it good if she touches her hair a lot when talking to me?

>>743149122
I posted a picture of Jill, but I'm not, no. where is Jill?

>>743137595
What happened to sono. Why did she abandon us?

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>>743149122
>your fortune says you got aids
Fuck how do the spirits find out.

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>>743149122
I dont like killing them. I prefer they go their own way.
>>743149167
Nah. Just the usual tanks and stuff. Did try to play max payne 3 but it keeps crashing.

>>743148920
Alice go away. How dare she even be uttered.
妖魔鬼怪快哋走

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>>743149415
H-hey anon you wanna talk about it.

>>743148367
Why would you reply in Hindi of all things?

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>>743149227
Your probably boring her out
>>743149252
I don't know I don't know
>>743149311
She got her own life to live anon
>>743149396
Magic and aliens my dude
>>743149408
Then do as my fortune said and don't fear them unless you live in Australia
>>743149607
Just to be random

>>743149791
Good night cute

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>>743149791
Nah I will do my best to stay out of their way

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>>743149791
>aliens
Please we all know aliens are a psych op developed by scientologist to make the public buy more granola bars.

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>>743150085
Night don't let the dust mites bite.
>>743150099
I'm sure both you and the spiders would like that conclusion.
>>743150252
Why do (they) want you tomore granola bars?

>>743149791
>I don't know I don't know
oh

>>743150368
Tomore was supposed to be to buy more

>>743148491
The first one I meet is my 7.5 childhood friend this sunday, I really want to fuck with her mostly because of her innocent attitude and around 1 year of teasing and stuff. Didnt do it before bc girlfriend.
Second one is 8.3 girl that is very bossy with me and like this game that we have of being mean with one another. She has a 9.5 body and a normal decent face.
Last one is a girl I had something with her in the past. I went to another country for 2 years and when I left I stop communication for most of the time. We barely spoke back then. She is an 7.3 and has been depressed and had a hard time the last two years bc family issues and stuff. Even though she still is somehow happy and able to have a good time. Dyed her hair blue

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>>743150368
exactly

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>>743150368
The more granola bars you buy the more water you need to drink and we all know the water is turning the frogs gay.
I'm starting to believe your not a real medium. You know you have to tell me if you're a real medium.

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>>743150407
You got any music for this thread?
>>743150518
What's your fetish trust me on this one it will help alot.
>>743150639
How do you feel right now?
>>743150702
I'm a fictional medium in training, and change water making you gay into it making you insane.

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>>743150967
Ehh today sucked. Just happy to be in my chair

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>>743150967
This guy doesn't believe the frogs are turning gay, What are you with (((them)))

>>743150518
Low key humilliation fetish. I like enjoy some "hardcore" stuff of the internet but not sure if I can pull some of that out IRL. Maybe thats why I really I wan to fuck the first one the most

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>>743151086
Good for you
>>743151221
No, I would believe more in the government making me insane but then again they did do werid shit as well
>>743151265
You just answerd your own question already anon.

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>>743151514
Yeah how were you?

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>>743151620
Confused most of the time, also tired right now

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>>743151514
>No
>I would believe more in the government making me insane
He doesn't know about the U.S government putting LSD in tap water, He doesn't know about the U.S government infecting blacks with syphilis. But frogs turning gay is to far fetched.

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>>743151792
I am tired as well. Get to my bed

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>>743151951
>lsd in tap water
Mk ultra
>infecting blacks with syphilis
That happen in the 70's right
>frogs turning gay is too far fetched
The two headed dog experiment was far more interesting than that
>>743152029
What will you do to me tomo?

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>>743152250
Sleep with you of course.

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>>743152321
Um sure i guess just don't try anything that might harm our relationship

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>>743152466
Like what?

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>>743152250
It is irreverent if it's interesting or not what matters is facts. You really don't think hormones in water would have an effect on aquatic birth rates or effect hermaphroditic aquatic animals.

>>743137595
Hit me, Osaka!
Tell me about my love life!

>>743137595
i have a boner. will this end well for me?

Is it time to die yet?

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>>743152546
Touching my ass while im asleep or pleasuring yourself that close to me.
>>743152663
Sure but I like the creepier stuff like human experiments, or theories about my existence
>>743152769
Oh hai mark
>your fortune says you will have passionate sex with your neighbor
>>743152770
Yes
>your fortune says go to /u/ and see the lesbian sex slave thread that they have
>>743152917
No
>your fortune says its time for your dog to die

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>>743153104
Well what can I do?

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>>743153104
Don't own a dog but my roommate does. I hope that counts

Will I be rich one day and have millions of dollars and help the world with it please tell me mr fortune

>>743153104
>I like the creepier stuff like human experiments, or theories about my existence
Then go no further then /x/ You will find something interesting or have a good laugh.

>>743137595
you are literal shit

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>>743137595
Only Osaka any fuck should give a damn about in 2017

>>743153241
bitch can't tell u shit except gay self fulfilling prophecies. kys ho

>>743153419
she ugly af and look like a liberal man in rainbow gear

GROSS

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>>743137595
Will I get an Asian QT GF this next year? Tell me you milk drinking tooty fruity!

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>>743153180
French kiss and hugs
>>743153233
It does
>>743153241
Maybe
>your fortune says lose fifty bucks just because
>>743153318
I might go there again
>>743153391
>you are a literal shit
No more fortunes for u anon
>>743153419
>your fortune says go to sleep

>>743137595
will I ever get laid

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Im tired now good night everyone and to the granola conspiracy anon
I got a video link just for you
https://youtu.be/c9vpfq82LJ8

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>>743153591
Thats plenty to do then

>>743153591
You make it sound like I already got one, retarded whore. I didn't want one from your dumb ass.

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>>743153750
scoot over tomo so I can sleep properly.

>>743153708
my cat loved this

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>>743153898
ok I wont fall asleep for a while though

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>>743153969
BACK OFF.... he said the song was for me

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>>743153419
My fucking nigger