ITT: weird shit you think only you do When my pubes are long,

>>743097266
You're right. It's only you. Get help.

I reply to literally all of my junk mail with a picture of my dirt star.

>>743097379
That's the point though

>>743097266
Holy shit i do the exact same thing

>>743098303
Well fuck. Truly surprised

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>>743097266
When ever I cut my toe nails or finger nails I keep them in a bag by my desk. I don't know why, but I guess I get some satisfaction from the growing bag.

When I scratch my head or rub my nose I smell my fingers.

>>743098788
also, when my family found out about it they said it was psycotic and shamed me into getting rid of it. But I started a new bag and haven't told anyone about it.

>>743097266
every time i scratch my balls or asshole, i like to smell my fingers afterwards

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>>743098831
lots of people do that. I've seen it. Nothing special there.

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Whenever I brush my teeth I put my dick on the sink because it just feels nice and cool against the underside of my weiner and that's just a refreshing feeling that I think most people don't ever really think to try out, but you guys totally should.

>>743098957
see:
>>743099019

>>743097266
Yes. That space between your balls and ass

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>>743099037
I'll file that under shit that never happened.

>>743099144
they call that the "taint"

>>743097266
Before I close the fridge I double check to make sure a cat didn't jump inside. I haven't had a cat since I was a little kit.

>>743099162
No it's true, I brush my teeth.

>>743099346
kid*

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>>743099037

>>743099144
I go for side sick and surrounding areas. Never gone that far south. For some reason I feel like it would sting a bit too much for an absentminded habit for some reason

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>>743099594

>>743099037
Haha same here, also the balls, its so refreshing.

I keep tissues by the bed, not for cum rags but to stuff between my moist buttcheeks at night to keep my pooper dry.

>>743097266
I do this cute beatbox of the first riff of this song at random.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lds_erwtluk

>>743099988
checked

>>743099952
Dude, just use baby powder if you sweat down there.

>>743099952
HAHAHAHAHAHA

>>743098956
Your family is grossly abusing the word psychotic. It's weird, but harmlessly so.

>>743098957
I do this too.

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i pee in my tomatoe plants out back when im tokin' at night, feed them exclusivley to the wife and kids i dont touch them

>>743100041
allergic

>>743099346
I do this with the front door to make sure I didn't smoosh a cat between the screen and the door. I have 3 cats.

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I tweezer hairs out of my beard area and balls area. When I pull them out I eat the hair root on the end. Sometimes you get some real chunky ones. Pure bliss

Whenever i get into an elevator with a mirror in it, i wait until the door are closed then stare at myself intensively.

>>743100241
yeah, but you actually have cats
>>743100245
seek help
>>743100319
perfectly normal

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>>743100130

I hoard containers/small boxes for some reason. I have a large collection of tins and small cardboard containers.

sometimes when im listening to classical music i begin to cry by the beauty of the sounds and i feel sad because i wish pop music no-a-days would train the ear of the youth and not lower their intelligents.

I chew on scabs, dead skin, fingernails/toenails. Basically anything that comes off the body I'll chew on until they disintegrate. The bigger the better!


One time I had a huge scan and it came off in one piece and I kept it for days and played and chewed on it a lil every day, I didn't wanna destroy it by splitting it.


I try to pop the lil bumps on my nipples, occasionally you get a lil white worm

I play with snot, phlegm and vaginal discharge in my fingers

I love plucking nipple hair
females are gross too see

>>743100760
faggot

>>743100760
>lower their intelligents
>their intelligents
>intelligents

Please be trolling me softly. Also feeling an emotional reaction to music that vibes deeply with you isn't weird

>>743100835
lemme see ur tit hair pls

>>743100835
Scab not scan ffs

>>743100760
The word is spelled 'intelligence' you ignoramus.

>>743100975
You can't cos I pluck 'em. But when I say that it's not like i have hairy tits, it's just like lil blonde hairs that cover all your body. I do it for the pleasure of plucking not cos asthetics

>>743100956
look this isnt a novel im typing here. grammer shouldnt bother anyone on 4chan. its typed up fast so the point is made. ppl get so anal about that and ive never understood as long as the message is made clear

Sometimes when I'm in public and I need to pick my nose I'll hide the booger behind my ear untill i get home or to a bathroom so nobody sees me flicking it somewhere

>>743100835
I do the Montgomery glands thing, cleans em out. I also reach deep in my vag with my fingers to clean out slimy discharge when I ovulate so it doesn't get all over my underwear.

I play with chunks of my period a lot and scoop it out to smear on my thighs before I shower. I also sniff my discharge/period blood/urine toilet paper regularly to make sure everything is good.

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>>743101198
Ima just sidestep this one. Decent effort though

>>743101498
Yeah I love a good clump of discharge. Medium elasticity is best

>>743101498
How do you know when things aren't good? Is there a distinctive smell of rotten eggs/sulphur/bitter almonds?

>>743100319
Dude I love to do this. Sometimes I scare myself. I find myself staring at some clawed toothy animal.

>>743098303
Saaaame with ass pubes

>>743101919
I can usually tell if I am not eating right by some of the smells. I had a yeast infection once and it had a weird sourdough smell and the discharge was gross. I caught it early and made sure to get more probiotics to balance it out. I also can tell when my period is coming soon by different scents in my pee and discharge.

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>>743097266

>>743098303
Same here I also do it with chest hair and my armpits

>>743102213
I thought you couldn't get rid of a yeast infection....

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>>743102449
I really dunno

>>743097266
No I do that too bro. It's called trichtillomania or something like that. It's a real syndrome and its anxiety related. I used to have a bald spot on the back of my head and on my pubes from it. Most patients do it with pubes, some .
See someone if it gets bad anon. I literally couldn't take my hands away and stop tearing with the slightest stress

>>743102596
So you think when someone gets a yeast infection, they're doomed to have it for the rest of their lives?

>>743097266
i disassemble broken industrial electronics and keep the circuit boards, i haven't done anything with any of them yet but i will soon

>>743102596
What? Of course you can. Did some girl with a yeasty vagoo lie to you?

>>743097266
Sometimes I talk to my dog in a jared taylor impersonation
>uh bark bark uh yip yip, uh hwoof. Uh bow hwow

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>>743097266
When I wipe my ass, like 75% of the time it makes a face on the paper. I've meant to take pics for this thread next time I saw it.

Also I use my toes to pick up items in the floor rather than bend over to pick them up.

>>743102596
You can't. It's basically a strain of herpes.

Sometimes while listening to Podcasts I blurt out my own jokes.

Drink ice cold water after brushing teeth or chewing mint gum. It hurts like shit but if you can take the pain you get an adrenaline rush

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>>743099162
Eat shit faggot I do it too.

You probably can't imagine anyone having a bigger than a one inch dick.

sometimes I try and compare human facial features to any other animal as if that animals features were the norm and then peoples faces look really really freaky

>>743102725
Huh I didn't know it was diagnosable or even a specific syndrome.

Its not nearly that bad though. I usually just pull a few knots while I'm watching tv before bed. Thanks for the info though. Actually pretty interesting that it can escalate like that

>>743100245
same

>>743101919
If you've spent an extended amount of time with a woman sexually the smell isn't hard to notice when something is off. Even if it's just going down on her
>>743102213
Guys can tell when a girl is about to her period too. The smell is... I don't know how to explain it... It's not pleasant but it's enjoyable. I find the smell erotic. Kek

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>>743103048
>>>743102596
>You can't. It's basically a strain of herpes.

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>>743103045
>When I wipe my ass, like 75% of the time it makes a face on the paper. I've meant to take pics for this thread next time I saw it.

Fucking wot

>>743102596
Vagoos have a balance of yeast and bacteria to keep them healthy, just like your skin has a healthy balance of bacteria and fungus. It's when it falls out of balance is when infections occur.

>>743103261
For sure, most people never really have it bother them so it never becomes more than a habit. I feel ya bro, it's pretty damn relaxing isn't it. Nothing quite like the feeling of tearing out a knot you made and playing with it.

So that's a thing

>>743102596
It's an infection.... Just like a staff infection... Some probiotics will rid a person of it... This better be a troll

>>743103045
Is everyone going to ignore this? This guy makes poop faces with his asshole!!

>>743100050
*You're

>>743103133
so refreshingggg

>>743103580
I'm waiting for said picture

>>743103658
refreshing*

>>743103045
Pls share some of the pictures

>>743103738
fuck offfffff

lol

>>743097266
This is hard to explain... I do this thing where I tense my shoulder and neck muscles while tilting my face up and scrunching my face until I hear a roaring sound it my ears. I've gotten better about not doing it, but when it crosses my mind it bothers me if I don't do it every so often like it use to.

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>>743103580
They are somewhat abstract but there is always at least 2 eyes and a face.

Expressions are random: happy, bored, sorrow, angry....

>>743103841
#Flexin'

>>743103841
I know exactly what you're talking about. I tend to do it accidentally during a good stretch

>>743103783
Since there is interest I will start taking pics everytime, maybe start a thread in a few weeks. Had three excited faces to choose from earlier.

I crack all my joints whenever I think about it, I constantly pull my shoulders back to pop that spot right in the middle. I have extra spaces between my joints so they get stiff until they pop.

>>743097266
Dude me too? Thought I was the only one

>>743103841
Im pretty sure that's a stress thing

>>743103841
holy shit I think I know this sound! except for me it's more like pulling something behind my eyes that makes the sound. I used to tell my mom I could make a sound by closing my eyes lol
now I can make it without closing them.

>>743103934
I mean, kind of, but not really...
>>743103944
But I'm not even stretching. It started out in grade school doing that stupid "turtle turtle turtle" thing Jim Carey did... Then in middle school we made weird faces while stretching our neck muscles as much as possible... Then I don't even remember where the scrunched face thing started... It became a habit and it sometimes bothers me if I don't do it.

Like pull every muscle in your face as tight as possible, then pull your chin back until your neck is as tight as possible and flex your shoulders. That's basically what I'm doing.

>>743104232
I'm inclined to agree, it's at its worse when I get my gray spot on my head. When it goes back to black it slacks off like now.

>>743104243
Basically the sound of a really good stretch or a strong yawn

>>743099952
Wow, you must be obese if your ass sweats that much. Lose some weight faggot instead of being repulsive.

>>743097266
Everyone does it

>>743104614
>Basically the sound of a really good stretch or a strong yawn
no, it's different than that. it sounds different. I think. for me it's a low mumbling like when you hear your heartbeat but closer together and a lot less harsh. slightly above my ears.
I don't know

>>743101233
Why the fuck are you picking your nose in public is the bigger question you sick fuck.

>>743104963
Different sounds then. It's just a low roaring for me.

I like the feeling of putting things between my nails and my fingers. Not so deep to rip the naik from the flesh, but as deep as possible

>>743101498
You are absolutely fuckin disgusting, no wonder you're fat and lonely.

>>743104783
Apparently it is a lot more common than I thought and not quite as weird compared to some other contributions

>>743105151
huh me too
i like scrape my thumbnail corners into behind my fingernails, it hurts a tiny bit but somehow in an enjoyable way

>>743105120
well, we tried.
can I ask where you hear yours? just curious

Sometimes I like to drink room temperature water. No ice.

>>743099037
I kind of do this, but with the purpose of washing my dick in the sink.

>>743105256
Sometimes i have to do it, kinda calms me down when i am using my fingers a lot (like from playing games)

>>743105280
Um... There's a place above my jaw and below my ears where air use to get stuck when I was a kid. Right around there

>>743103358
Seeing as you've not been around many guys, how the fuck would your repulsive ass know.

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>>743105333
That's normal. Only Americans think you always need ice cold water. It's healthier to drink room temp.

I drink VERY warm water. Sometimes I even drink hot water and put a bag of dried herbs into it to steep. Very tasty.

>>743097266
for sure also do this, but only with ass beard hairs. something about ripping out clumps of anus hair and sprinkling them on the desk while watching let's plays that soothes the mind

>>743104018
You need mental help

>>743105592
It's about the refreshing factor for me. I won't deny the rest, but I will ask about the herbs

>>743105721
Pretty sure that anon was talking about tea

>>743105547
Wow. Projecting. Sorry if I've had a better sex life than you? Don't worry anon, eventually you won't be a virgin.

>>743105535
ok that's definitely something else then, thank you anon

>>743097266
I like to hold my penis, then wrap my hand in to a fist around it and rapidly pump up and down until I achieve ejaculation.

Anyone else do this?

>>743105883
You sick fuck. That's a sin. I hope you go blind. No sane person would EVER do that

>>743105192
idk man, married and doin good

>>743100245
What the shit, man.

>>743105883

Thats fucking disgusting anon. Didn't such abominations existed

>>743105547
Also, I'm a guy? Just noticed that part. I was speaking from a guys viewpoint.

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when i'm at work, sometimes i go into a bathroom stall just to scratch my nuts

>>743097266
same

>>743105796
Well shit. Thought I was about to get to try something new

I like to stick my knuckle into my bellybutton and then push

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>>743099037
This. But also because I prefer taking a piss inthe sink. Also I don't have to hold my dick while I pee which leaves my hands free to brush.

I organise my pubes when shitting. I pull out all the lose ones and flush 'em with my shit

>>743097266
Nah brah I also do this

>>743106545
I do this a lot.

>>743099037
dont use water tho..

just cover ur balls/penis with enough tooth paste, then start fapping.
Wash it only after u cum

>>743103633
*no

At times, stepping on legos feels good (controlled stepping though ) feels like finally getting that itch scratched

>>743100835
post tits

>>743101498
absolutely disgusting.You didnt add the picture of your tits.

when I get high I need to wear shorts and black ankle socks. they have to be black socks

>>743101498
the glands thing is bad for your skin and the urine sniffing is abnormal but everything else is fine.

>>743097266
Holy shit. I do that but with the hair in between my ass cheeks

I like to 'sanitize' my fingers every now and then by rubbing my spit on them

>>743102820
Same, but not even broken ones. Just old or not used. I actually opened up my old tv remote today.

>>743105592
>It's healthier to drink room temp.
this is wrong. the temperature makes no difference at all.

>>743100561
I cant bring myself to throw away empty shoe boxes

I let my toenails grow then i clip them. I love to chew my toanails and stick them between my teeth.

I like to push my hemmoroids in and out with my fingers.

Also, I sometimes sit facing the toilet for no reason

>>743107625
I thought there was something specifically when eating? Like cold beverage mixed with hot food isn't good for digestion or some shit?

>>743100835
Same except I don't have a vagina. Even the nipple bumps

>>743097266
I will feel grungy in my ass and then I will go to the bathroom and wipe my ass. Nothing happened but usually if my bum feels grungy it's because theres a bunch of shit there.

I clean it off and be on my way.

>>743097266
I as a man will shave my own legs and ass. I'm not gay but I got grossed out that my ass was super hairy and so were my legs... so one day decided to shave my legs and have been maintaining it since.

>>743104614
>Basically the sound of a really good stretch or a strong yawn
holy shit yes. I do that by closing my eyes and pointing them the highest i can, like i would want to get them backwards. it's satisfying but kinda hurts my eyes after a few times

>>743099037
nah I do that to after my shower its pretty great tbh

>>743102820
Are you me?

>>743097266

still run around my house making machine gun noises and stuff

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>>743103633
Lost

>>743107846
Did this once and the slope of the bowl meant I shat on the highest part of the bowl and it ended up smearing my asshole due to it not falling into the water in the shitter

>>743108667
kek

>>743103852
I'm sure Jimmie Rodgers would be so pleased to know his likeness is attached to this kind of post.

When I'm really horny or masturbating a tend to poke in between my ribs to get a little more of pleassure but I have never ask that to a girl

I fart a lot, like once evey minute and the smell is terrible, often times I will put my hand between my asscheeks and close it as the fart comes out, and then I open it and smell it

I count in sets of 4 or even numbers. If stairs are in odd numbers, I pretent the ground is a step and add it to the count. I think it comes from years of playing the drums.

If there are multiple colors of tile, I try to step on even numbers of the same color.

>>743103045
dude take a shit rn and show us!

>>743109417
Pretend*

>>743108807
Then you pushed your roids in with doodoo fingers?