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Ok faggots I need advice. I've decided to abandon my life.

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Ok faggots I need advice.

I've decided to abandon my life. I'm leaving. Giving up. I'm bored and know there is more. I don't care if I regret it.

Not into the whole suicide thing because I think this is a much better plan.

My plan is to become a drifter. Just hitchhike town to town city to city and live out of a backpack and tent. I'm fairly outdoorsy and have no problems in that regard.

I currently have 1k unemployment checks every two weeks for another 8 months so that's my just in case money but I plan to Panhandle day to day to feed myself. Or go to soup kitchens.

I'm in Canada and Don't have the proper id to cross into the states but have read a lot about how to sneak in if I decide to do so. It's not that hard. Any good suggestions on where to ride out winter outdoors? What state. Any good cities for Panhandlers?

Here is my gear so far also. Taking suggestions on what else I might need.

1 hiking backpack
1 tent. 1 sleeping bag certified for -20 celsius. 1 pillow/clothes bag.
Bag of general hygiene and toiletries, sewing kit, first aid. Matches, lighter.
1 of each- pan, pot, siv, multi tool with fork knife and spoon.
String/rope.
Phone, chargers, laptop power bank. Bulova watch. Wallet. ID
2 jeans, 2 t-shirts, 3 boxers, hoodie. New shoes. (The rest of my clothes will be from thrift shops)
2 books, and a journal.
Heavy markers for hitchhiking/Panhandle signs.
A tarp for rain.
A small battery powered radio.
A few water purification tabs for emergency and 2 freeze dried meals also for emergency
I think that was it. Any suggestions on what else I might need?

Any tips from anyone who has done hitchhiking, backpacking or been homeless?

Any other general advice, critiques or questions are equally welcome.
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Op here.

I plan to regularly update here and maybe a video blog on YouTube. Will see how it goes.
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>>743095427
Look up the final diner scene of Pulp Fiction
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>>743095427
Like a drifter you was born to walk alone
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Hey. Really interested in this, since I personally thought about just fucking leaving as well.

>video blog on YouTube

Think about what you'll use to film yourself. You can use your mobile phone if it's a fairly new one with a good front-cam, but if it's fairly old, the video will be shit and nobody will want to watch it.

Either way, good luck.
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>>743095607
Whats your point? I mean, I know it.
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>>743095696

Its good but not great. A galaxy s5.
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Thermal gear is a must
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>>743095427

I'm getting a circus around if you want to join it.
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>>743095666
Speaking of which. My phone is loaded with around 3000 songs for boredom.

And the wheel of time audiobooks.
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>>743095771
Just looked up a quick test video. Looks good enough. Would probably watch it at that quality. You're good.
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>>743095841
I don't want to work. That's one of the reasons to go.
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>>743095886
Yeah, it's not perfect in lower light but it will do I thought.
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A gun would be useful too
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>>743095427
Stay out of my country, you Canadian deadbeat!
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>>743095956
Sure. But I get picked up for Panhandling I don't want to be armed.
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>>743095771
How you gonna keep the service on th ephone as a drifter?
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you need lots of socks, footpowder, and at least a 2 litre bottle for water. Once rainy season hits you're going to discover the joys of foot rot. You're not going to eat every day or even every week, you'll be a mark in any food kitchen or shelter, you should just avoid other homeless people altogether. You're going to smell horrible, your clothes are going to fall apart, and you're going to have constant diarrhea. Not eating is going to make your stomach constantly fill up with acid. You'll likely get sunburned during the day and be uncontrollably cold during the night as a result. it won't be long before you're throwing up every day. you need to drink water constantly and keep your feet as dry as possible.
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>>743095987
Nah, the border is too easy to cross. Plus.. it's cold here. I love Canada but the winter would be rough.
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Learn how to say about. Saying aboot will expose you as a Canadian.
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OP
1) how will you get your checks if you dont have an address..
2)is there no way you could get a dumb trade from a community college or a government job?
3) please dont make a video blog, im being cynical, what makes your blog any different that everyone other homeless persons? You should be focusing on making your life better day by day instead of a video blog
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>>743096076
Not, only wifi. And maybe some pay as you go sims since my phone is unlocked.
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A throwaway phone might be a good idea. Just an old phone that still works that you can give away when you get mugged. Also maybe a second wallet where you only keep a few dollars inside.

Don't wanna end up getting mugged and losing all your money and your phone.
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Youtube channel link?
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do you have one of these babies
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>>743095905
Being homeless/drifter is a full time job, if you think it isn't constant work finding ways to avoid the cold & hunger then you're mad.

Although, survival skills are something that pique my interest. Though I'm more interested in wilderness survival, than say, urban/suburban survival.
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>>743096077
Great advice. Foot powder for sure. Like I said tho.. I'm not broke and have money saved. Plus 1k unemployment checks for 8 or 9 more months.

And.. of my clothes fall.appart I go to the thrift shop and buy 2 more 2 dollars shirts. I guess
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>>743095427
I have a considerable amount in savings and stock for the area I live in and receive some monthly compilations for disabilities connected to military service. I often think about doing this.
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You're going to starve, get arrested, and live under the threat of constant violence from the rest of the homeless population whose territory you are invading. Go to North Dakota and work in the oil fields or the pipeline.
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>>743095427
San Antonio Texas is a good place . They are lax on homeless people. Good for weather too. Can get fucking hot though In The summer
Pic related. Been homeless for years
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>>743096086
Nobody says that...

>>743096092
Direct deposit.

And yeah that video blog is a shitty idea. But it's for me. Later.
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>>743096139
Definitely, great ideas
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>>743095427
Stupidity at its best. Get a fucking job and grow up.
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>>743095427
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b2zGFXaPn0o
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>>743096139
This lifestyle is starting to sound almost masochistic
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>>743096219
Yeah, I don't really plan to hit downtown cities. I'm from northern Canada so I've grown up outdoors. Plus survival classes and stuff. I'm ok, but not fucking bear Grill's or anything.
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>>743096404
Even when I have a job I am (90%) homeless. I don't like the government and people.
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>>743096320
I didn't realize homeless people had their own territorial scuffs.
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>>743096452

I'm pretty sure it's tougher than most people imagine it. I've heard of drifters getting mugged and even stabbed just for a couple of dollars and their mobile phone. Depends on where you're from, of course, but if you're homeless people will likely not really care if you get beat up and all your stuff is gone, so that is always a risk.
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>>743096320
I have money.....
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Whats the channel link youd be uploading stuff to? Also i always wanted to be homeless
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>>743096404
Why. We live once. I worked Ina fucking office for 7 years.

I'm over it.
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>>743096578
They don't. Not really. That's a movie bull shit thing. And there are plenty of places to sleep . I've only had one tun in ad I told them to fuck off and they did
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>>743096594
Yeah that's the scary part. I do plan to stay away from others. Camp outside cities and towns. Rural bush area.
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>>743096510
Not to sound too harsh or anything, but as long as you don't die anytime soon, you'll only gain more experience in whatever you do. So after you've set out, you'll be a Lvl 70 Drifter with full tattered epics in no time
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>>743096649
Not ready yet. Will be here regularly to update and will link my channel whenever asked.
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>>743096596

But you want a lifestyle change? That seems like a pretty big change. You will be forced to work very long hours, probably seven days a week if you are willing, in a very dangerous and extreme environment.
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>>743096826
Thx
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Good luck, OP. I think you're going to find the drifter/homeless life much more difficult than you're imagining. But at least you're trying to think it through and you have some money to sustain you.

I'd recommend hitch-hiking to Asheville, NC. It's a beautiful small city surrounded by mountains on three sides. And it's fairly liberal with lots of dirty hippies, so people will generally be nice to you. And it's not overloaded with mean homeless people like on the west coast.

Another bonus: You can hike the Appalachian Trail, and meet lots of cool people with similar outlooks such as yourself.
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>>743096219


>>743096219
This. I spent a while hitchhiking just a few months ago. I did well, had some of the best times in my life. I was in downtown Atlanta with a girl from the bus the night of the Superbowl. People invited me into their homes for meals and shelter. But outside of that it is hours of constant weariness from looking ahead and keeping yourself going/productive. Do not underestimate the mental toll, I consider myself to be very strong minded but it wears you down faster than you'd ever believe
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>>743096086
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>>743096655
Im with you man i hope to do this when i have enough money to fly somewhere else than the us
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>>743096811

I'm not scared to die. Not in a macho way or some bullshit but I mean, I could have a brain aneurysm right now. Or get hit by a car.

I live an active lifestyle as it is. I don't think I'm increasing my chances of dying too much. Maybe increasing my chances of getting hobo shived but that's it.
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>>743095427
Kill yourself you bottom feeding teenage leech
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>>743096826
Just remember OP. You have all this time to plan BEFORE starting. But as a drifter hobo, there will be a lot of times where you'll have to be more spontaneous about solving life problems.
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Headline: Trustafarian wants to make parents further regret having paid for uni by being a bum for 8 months.
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>>743096520
I've though of dropping out of the rat race too but the environment here is too brutal to just disappear into the wilderness. Hope it goes well for you, some of the best artists were homeless.
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>>743095427
knives, pepperspray, a can of gasoline,
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take creamy logs with you

@Y0urDad
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go get yourself a vandel proof tap handle/key

lots of taps in cities dont have handles, get one.
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>>743096909
Niice.

Thanks man, screenshot that for something to think about
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Grab a longboard for transportation
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You got all you need, just go OP, the world isnt as dangerous as most people make it out to be. They´re deluded by the constant fear the media tries to keep us under, dont quit when it gets hard, sit through those rainy nights in shitty cities, when you´re hungry and cold, longing for the warmth of a bed and a meal in your belly, thats when you grow harder as a person, and thats how you really learn how to deal with all of your problems in life, just harden the fuck up.
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>>743095427
If I were you I'd go north in Canada
You should get a fishing rod and some hooks and shit. You should also get a shotgun/rifle for hunting. You can live off the land almost indefinitely. I've done this several times in Norway for months at a time.
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>>743096960
Yeah. That really worries me too. I feel strong minded but haven't been tested to this degree.

I'm well rounded and genuinely happy. Just bored as shit.
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>>743097097
Or go to new paltz ny its a small hippie town with a lot of drifters and its closer than NC
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how tf are you gonna survive out there without andy's creamy logs
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>>743097011
I'm 30.
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>>743097127
This is very much truth .
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>>743095427
>1k unemployment checks every 2 weeks
Im immigrating to canada.
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>>743097017
Definitely, that's part of the draw tho.

I'm bored.
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Couldn't becoming a drifter be a good means of traveling & saving money if you receive mental disability checks every month? Won't have to pay bills & rent anymore, so just save every penny, use it to feed yourself when you absolutely must. But otherwise, live the hobolife.
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>>743097263
Seriously, I could live pretty well on 2k a month unemployment. I don't even qualify for unemployment in the US right now despite working full time for the last 4 years.
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>>743097048
I like to write.

A few creative writing classes and 1 published short story. Maybe I'll document this.
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>>743097057
A can of gasoline?
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>>743097367
Go for it dude! Write the next great Canadian novel about your hobo travels and thank 4chan when you do.
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it will be like Into the WIld except instead of poison berries or whatever it will be horny hobos. Think this through, son. Sitting out in the rain with a can full of pennies and a stomach full of vagrant cum, wondering why you eschewed the simple creature comforts of modern living
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You got all i could see you needing but i would recommend going out and buying some pain killers from a drug dealer because gettin hurt bady in the woods is not fun and not being able to help yourself because of the pain will kill you. Pop the pain killers and work on your first aid and try to get to a hospital. (15mg oxycodone, 20mg hydrocodone, 10mg morphine, 60mg codiene) these are the recommended doses for someone in alot of pain and dont have a tolerance.
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Well. On the first few days. It will be fun. Thats when you are like yeah. But slowly your clothes get wheathered gets cold. Id recommend switching your sleeping pattern if its cold. Walk around do things at night. Sleep in the day when its warm. ( only when u have nowt planned) also. Dont talk to anyone about money! Dont get stuck! Maintain your dignity. If you destroy that e.g begging. Theres no coming back. Its all about your enjoyment. Dont trust friendly people. Really! They want something. Add some condoms to that coz you will only be getting tramp pussy. Or some with some serious esteem issues.
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>>743097446
idk man if a book's dedication page thanked the chan I would probably throw the book out the window
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>>743097083
Smart.
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>>743097611
That's probably a good point. Maybe just reference us somewhere in a chapter
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>>743097127
Sounds good. That's the plan.
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>>743097500
That is the most retarded shit I've ever heard. Most likely from a brain dead ratrace running faggot who hates his life
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>>743097585
Also in a pinch you could sell/trade them to other hobos for stuff. Also makes you a target though if people know you have drugs.
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>>743097169
I'm here. North. I forgot to mention that I am taking a rod and stuff to fish.

But winter is too harsh. I need to go south. -30 celcius and I'm dead. It's not an option.
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>>743097367
I hope you do, anon. This thread's inspiring me. And brings me to a philisophical question.

Why do some people draw inspiration from the monetarily rich, while others draw inspiration from the monetarily poor? I think the monetarily poor have real life down, because they understand that less is more.

>>743097367
If you haven't yet, I recommend looking up some youtube's on Alan Watts, learning a bit off him before setting out on your adventures.
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>>743096163
W
Hat is that?
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>>743097263
I'm had a pretty good job. Laid off due to closure tho.
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>>743097323
Exactly my plan. Save everything. See what happens.
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>>743097585
Allergic to morphine. Codeine is fine tho for so.e reason
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>>743097718
Become a badass motherfuckin hobo carrying around drugs then.
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>>743097718
Nah he should only keep a little and he should just keep it in a bottle of asprin or whatever, just dont say shit and use it as it is prescribed. 4chan doctor says he should not treat it any different than a super advil. If he thinks that he would have a good time taking those to get high his pan handling would take alot longer to support the habit.
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>>743097662
just make the last page a trollface and the text that reads "problem?" on the bottom, then a long greentext tipping his fedora to is /b/ros on the chan
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>>743095427
what's going to happen to your sex life? are you going to try and fuck other homeless women/men and put yourself at a much higher risk of STDs? Do you plan on becoming a rapist? Just forcing yourself on any woman/man you find alone, then drifting to the next town? Or perhaps you plan on giving up on sex and jerking off forever? Which is it, OP?
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>>743097866
I haven't but I will check it out
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>>743097878
It's a device that converts heat into electricity.
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>>743097590
Wow, codeine metabolizes into morphine maybe it is some reaction in the stomach but in all honesty i would recommend hydrocodone or oxycodone over morphine and codiene. They cause less hallucinations and offer a better effect.
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>>743098070
What would I type on Amazon to find that?
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>>743098019
Nah, I might resort to Petty theft of life gets hard but I plan to break very few laws other than trespassing.
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>>743097710
me again, and that's 100% true I do hate my life I'm just too scared to blow my head off or to live without AC/heat and internet
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>>743098048
Why do you think homeless people have more STDs? That's retarded
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>>743098158
https://www.amazon.com/Stower-FlameStower-Generation-Charger-Campfire/dp/B016F5EYQY
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>>743098048
Like I said. I'm not broke and not ugly.

I do fine At bars if I get blue balls too bad.
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>>743098019
Like every other hobo and if they arent carrying it they have enough in their blood to put 5 grown men on their asses
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>>743098048
>guy wants to try drifting
>internet retard assumes this logically includes becoming a rapist
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>>743098208
>Why do you think homeless people have more STDs? That's retarded
Because of rampant needle sharing.
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fucking great. another smelly guy to try to avoid sitting next to on a bus.
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>>743098167
Come to San Antonio and I'll teach you to be a hobo.
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>>743098145
Thanks. I actually have a great Doctor who I have talked to about this trip. She plans to give me a bottlr of antibiotics and painkillers just in case.
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>>743098070
Shit. Really??? Whats it worth? Ok here.
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Use Couchsurfing
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>>743098321
that's the last thing my dad ever said to me
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>>743098283
Umm... You are retarded. Most homeless people don't do drugs... You need money for that shit and we don't usually have much
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>>743098293
Yeah, I know. I feel bad about that part. I'm generally a clean person but that lifestyle is going to make that harder
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>>743095427
I've thought about this and came into conclusion this is better to do if you just abandon society.
Go 100% eräjorma, get a gun and supplies together and go as far away from civilization as you possibly can.
There, in the middle of nowhere you can become self-sufficient and farm drugs and enough food for you to survive. Pick up fishing or something. Could be cool. 100 times cooler with a bitch
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>>743097798

If you don't plan on solving crimes and righting wrongs as you go town to town then stay in your apartment.
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>>743095853
you'll never make it through Winter's Heart
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>>743098393
Well he was a smart guy
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>>743098364
see >>743098221
$80 but mixed reviews
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>>743098048
>sex life

You're in 4chan, son.
Everyone here has 9 inch dick
Everyone here is permavirgin

Think you should re-evaluate your browsing habits
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>>743098468
Thought about that. Like I said, I like to write. I actually own land. A thousand acres. I thought about a cabin there and just writing and surviving but it doesn't draw me like the road.
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>>743095427
Amazing and brave choice !!
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>>743098325
Try to get some muscle relaxers as well they would come in handy if you pull a muscle or something. Also a antihistamine would help preferably a generation 2 antihistamine like Zyrtec. Antihistamine drugs help with cold and flu symptoms. It should be fairly easy to get these prescriptions.
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Also OP, give us your youtube channel before this thread get closed
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>>743098399
Just an idea, but since you're into prepping a lot in advance. Why not find a good piece of wilderness to set up a large season-proof camp. One that you could leave for say, 4 years, then come back to and use after some spring cleaning. Far enough out of the way that the chance of other drifters/anyone from the public getting into it is virtually zero.

I'd suggest setting this up at the last stage before setting out, and considering that the closest thing to "home" that you're walking out from
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>>743098549
Thanks. I'm sure I can.find one in some store. I plan after on leaving tomorrow so no time to wait.
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> gives up on life
> become a hobo

Solid plan. They seem really happy.
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>>743095427
I've hitchhiked, freight hopped and traveled all around in a small conversation van. To be honest it's fun as fuck. I've been to all mainland 48 states for under $2k. Immigrants for picking fruits and veggies are at an all time low so I'd travel to dif states to pick apples etc. Being a drifter is the ultimate freedom.
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>>743098447
>Umm... You are retarded. Most homeless people don't do drugs... You need money for that shit and we don't usually have much

lol, ok, guy. Don't extrapolate from yourself, some neckbeard socially awkward homeless guy.

There are PLENTY of homeless people with severe drug and alcohol addictions. PLENTY. I'd say the majority of homeless here in San Francisco.
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>>743098447
Umm are you a retard most homeless people do do drugs that being alcohol included. Panhandling gets enough money to support a home so why dont thy get a apartment? Its because they spend it all on drugs.
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>>743098615
Good point. My doctor is waiting for a call to send in prescriptions.

I'll ask her.
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>>743098648
Maybe. I mean.. I kind of have that already.
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>>743098577
i have a 7 inch dick and im not a virgin
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>>743098661
They do. Some. The ones that aren't mentally ill or have some dependency to drugs or alcohol.
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>>743098447
Heroin and crack are cheap as hell.
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>>743095427
On the road, when the cast runs dry, you can always sell your ass.
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>>743098684
I did want to ask about train hopping of the thread took off. Any advice ?
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>>743095427
I understand where you're coming from and i'm doing something similar. I sold my shares as director in a law firm and plan on teaching esl on an island somewhere. Fuck this mundane life
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>>743098868
> The ONE
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>>743095427
1. Why would you fucking pan handle rather than head innawoods and start growing your own food, keeping chickens and shit in the forrest.

2. You're a fucking god damn degenerate low life drain on society. If you're not going to contribute to society..stay the fuck out of the health/welfare system. You don't fucking get something for nothing. Fuck this grinds my gears. Go on, do this until you're 60 and then get a pension.

I hope someone murder rapes you
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>>743098935
Exactly. I'm far less professional but have training in tech.

If I get desperate I shave, clean up and find a roommate. Get a job. I'm not unemployable.
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>>743098223
you aren't going to be able to afford going to bars, dumbass. this just proves you don't know what you're getting into, OP. Youre gonna get yourself killed
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>>743095427
Join the peace corp or Red Cross. They will fly you to places you've never been, all you have to do is some volunteer work and the rest of the time we party. We underplay the party part in advertising and promoting cuz it wouldn't look good, but all I do is work a little then nail hippies, trust fund bitches slumming, and the local selection. Seriously we work, we fuck, we try the local intoxicants. That's it. all in all not bad.
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>>743095427
Metal bowl, metal cup, torch light, good knife, winter/rain jacket, flask of booze( boredom or disinfection) candle light
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>>743098684
Adding on to this post because it seems to positive

>I've been left in the middle of a swamp in Louisiana in a box car on the tracks for 3 days, hundreds of misqioto bites
>Got scabies from sleeping under a bridge
>someone stole my dog and a banjo while I was sleeping
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>>743098984
Maybe. I've contributed a lot. I want a little freedom.

There is more to life than work, sleep and 4 weeks vacation.
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>>743098919
I've done train-hopping before. It's challenging because you've got to find the right train with open, empty box cars.

DON'T travel by being on the top of the box car. You will encounter places where tree branches or metal beams sweep just a couple feet above the box cars, and they can injure or kill you easily.

As for getting on the train, you can do it when the train slows down while they go through a town. You still have to run pretty fast but it's doable. You can also get on while they're stopped in a train yard, but that's more risky because of guards and people spotting you.
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>>743095427

THIS is exactly why I mug hobos. I got bills and shit, I could use the money more than you. You're a hypocrite op

Don't let anyone know you got more than 5 dollars.
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>>743099056
Well goodluck anon. It's a ballsy move, but your own happiness is all that matters in the end
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I sucked and fucked my way across the good ol' US of A from 1981 to 1990 until I finally settled down with ol' Jeb in the Louisiana Bayou. Gotta shit in a colostomy bag now but other than that, no regrats. All I need is a jar of shine, a carton of reds, ol' Jebby, and some of that sweet spicy gator gumbo
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>>743099059
Have you read the thead? I'm not broke. If I get blueballs I dig into my savings one night every 6 months and get a hotel room. Clean up and get laid. A couple hundred bucks. Big deal
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>>743095427
Op, there are people out there that like to kill and mame homeless people. Watch out for them. Get ready for hard labor jobs to survive.

I give homeless people poisoned food. A buddy of mine uses them as sex toys, then disposes of them when he gets bored of them.

Pray our paths never cross.

Good luck.
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>>743099059
>you aren't going to be able to afford going to bars, dumbass. this just proves you don't know what you're getting into, OP. Youre gonna get yourself killed
He's getting 500 dollars a week in unemployment for the next 8 months. He has zero rent costs. He can afford to go to a bar if he wants.
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>>743099158
Fucking millennial. Existing and using up resources isn't contributing it's just existing. Something everyone does.
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>>743098591
>owns 1000 acres of land
>wants to be a dirty drifter
kys
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>>743099088
Nah,

I don't want to work like that.

Plus. Freedom
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>>743098984
>head innawoods
It's actually not that easy to find a place innawoods where you won't be accosted by gub'mint agents, logging companies, hunters, other hobos, bears, you name it.

If it's just you and a backpack, yeah, you can move around innawoods, but if you want to have chicks and set up a homestead - good luck. This world has too many faggot humans. A man can't run off and set up his own shit anywhere decent.
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>>743099104
Candles! Thank you. Almost forgot to pack them
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>>743099238
this douchebag
dude teach me your ways how do you mug hobos i feel like they wouldnt have jack shit. Are they holding out?
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>>743095427
I know it's obvious but have you asked over at >>>/out/ ? They're all over this kind of thing over there.
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>>743099155
Ouch.

Ok so trainhop short distance only I guess huh
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>>743099290
Thanks!
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>>743096321
Hell yeah it is i was out there for a hot minute every sunday get fed by the churches and go hang out at haven for hope to sleep or wait to score
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>>743099376
>have chicks
* have chickens, I meant
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>>743098711
>>743098714
Alcohol yes. Because it cheap. But drugs that use neeldes? No to expensive. And we were talking about neeldes and STDs.cant get many STDs from a bottles. But I don't do either and I know lots of homeless who dont do anything
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>>743099328
I'm 30.

Settle down.
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>>743099343
Work like what sometimes all you do is hand out water all day. If your that lazy you should reconsider homelessness it's not as serine as your delusion makes it. And your ill visit bars and clean up in hotels will stop real quick first time you get mugged and have no way to replace your id and bank cards.
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>>743099212
Pretty much this. Not really too many open boxcars anymore but still tons of rideable cars that keep you hidden. I've never hopped in Canada but plenty do it on YouTube.

A lot of time your just getting drunk waiting for your train. You can usually tell by the cargo and rail to tell where they're going. Eg. Empty lumber cars, intermodals, grainers, tankers, they'll tell you where the train is headed

Tbh it's hard in 2017 to train hop.
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>>743095427
Where ever you go you still need the basics:

Heat
>They still make those tin stoves, in bc you can get them at surplus herbies and other places. we call them hippy killers bc they get so hot it can burn your camp down.


Dryness

>Tarping your entire camp is a good thing.


Cleanliness
>Hippy killer for hot water. use a basin and soap, and steal a toothbrush or 3

Fuel
>Wood for fire, etc. You need to buy this shit, so some form of income is still your best bet.

Food
>Be a picker/farmhand. They pay cash. and can get you lodging for the season.

Also avoid crackheads. Sad, but most ppl don't like "bums" or survivalists and will go out of thier way to fuck you up somehow. so don't show anyone your knife, gun, or whatever you pack, cause they will rat you out.
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>>743099339
Why?

I might just sell the land in 10 years and keep drifting. Its farm land. Let someone who wants that life have it.
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>>743099158
Just tossin another idea. How about the van life? Its essentially a super fuckin cheap mobile home that you sleep in, and drive places. And that's pretty much it. Other than that you walk around doing stuff like hiking, meeting people, inviting hobos into the back of your van for some butt scruffin, to name a few.

You'd essentially be a hobo with your own tires.
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>>743099158
That's fine retard I'm not saying drop out. I'm saying don't make everyone else fund it. Its the lowest of the fucking low. There's plenty of Alaska that nobody would give a fuck about you hanging out in. Just mind the bears.

I hate commie Marxist systems like welfare and free healthcare, it makes these cute little adventures for people like you that much easier

>Oh if I fuck up I'll just get an address and some welfare money.. I'll just cross some borders and abuse another countries systems.. I'll just literally leech off people by asking for free money as much job as I do no work and sit around being a smelly retard who lowers property value by existing.

11/10 kill yourself if you do this or promote this degenerate shit.

Either drop out like a real man and cut the cord entirely.. or just stay in the game and contribute. Don't fucking take for your entire life and claim you've worked hard enough, you deserve a break.

Daily reminder retirement age doesn't exist. Retirement is earned when you can afford it

Daily reminder the pension isn't a right. It only exists because people previous only saved enough money to live until 70 or so, and life expectancy jumped.. and they needed cash for that. It was always to offset life expectancy.. not fund every useless cunt on the planet

God yes I mad
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