SECRETS THREAD TIEM!!1

>>743062682
bmp

My girlfriend's little brother is a much better kisser than she is...

when I jerk off, I lick the cum off my hand

>>743062913
he is probably cuter as well..?

>>743062997
some days it's hard to pick a winner.

Hot funk, cool punk, even if it's old junk
It's still rock and roll to me

I have this urge to treat my girlfriend like a dirty whore slave when we have sex. I've only done it a handful of times and she isn't really all that into it. Anyway, I feel like I need to change my mindset because nothing good will come out of that.

I fucked my best friend girlfriend and still want to fuck her

I think about fucking my friends little sister sometimes, shes only 11 I think
Last time I was there I swear she kept wanting to reach for my crotch but always put her hand down just short on my leg

first date, asked what she wanted to do. She said "Get drunk and smoke some weed" That's what happened Ended up fucking and accused of date rape

>>743063233

There are pills for that, you sicko

said "Up yours, nigger!" when the new black town sheriff was just trying to be friendly

I intentionally killed my girlfriends cat and told her that it ran away. She cried for two days. No guilt

once shot a man just to watch I'm die...then I got distracted and missed it

>>743063233
>not sure if fake story or if youre just really delusional

she doesnt want to fuck you, she just wants attenion

I was once car in the back of my moms friend while fongered

told a girl I loved her just so I could fuck her

>>743063532
Hope you die soon.

>>743063668
Done that so many times

I think of other girls when I fuck my gf, it's the only way I can cum anymore.

I told told one the other day.

A couple of years ago my friend and i were walking around town. He saw this cute girl and told me to go and bump into her and try to end up with her number some how. I decided to go through with it.
I bumped her, but she lost balance and fell face first into the concrete. I freaked out and looked back mr friend booked it. I turn back and her nose was bleeding. But it wouldn't stop bleeding. I mean like if you didn't know any better it looked like someone just got shot. Blood all down her shirt, blood all over the sidewalk.
Turned out she was a hemophiliac. I literally picked her up and ran to the nearest hospital (about a block away) about an hour in i came to visit and beg for forgiveness. I paid for the bill and what not. Afterwards we started hanging out.
Now two years later we're beat friends, we go to the movies all the time, go out for lunch, and even spend the night at her place/vice versa.

The reason it's still a secret is because i never told her i bumped her because my friend dared me to, she thought i actually just bumped her by accident.

These secrets threads have nothing new to offer any more.
>hurr durr fonger, friends mom
>hurr durr shot a man
>hurr durr girlfiend's cat
You fags are all out of ideas.

>>743063786
well she is a fat whore, who can blame you?

>>743063691
Wish I could. The worst part is, it was the first time I felt anything in years.

>>743063786
I'm curious how common this is. My own mind wanders a lot when I fuck my girl, but should I assume my girl fantasizes about other cocks?

When I was 17 I had a 12 year old gf.
Her parents were horrible crackheads/white trailer trash and never around.
Moved to another state a few years later though, have no idea how she's doing now. Been 13 years.

>>743063869
She's really not.
I tend to think of bigger girls but that's just cause I never got to fuck those other friends.
Also, she doesn't know that I fingered and made out with a close friend of ours, I think of fucking her a lot.

Tried to jump off the building that I worked at. Was interrupted by people going for a smoke on the balcony.

Fucking glad I didn't do it, tho.

>>743063813
Wtf? You never fucked her? What?

>>743063867
I broke into a old guys home with two other guys when i was 13. We took a bunch of stuff, the guy started walking down the stairs because he heard something, my friend threw something at his leg and he fell. We rushed out of there. Turned out he died that night.

>>743063956
How was the sex?

>>743063932
Yup. Especially if you fuck her the way you do.

>>743063181
Did the same once.. 6 years ago.. nice fuck but it wasnt worth losing my friend and the gult of being a very bad friend.

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When i was 12 i watched a nother boy drown and didnt yell for help even though his parents were at the table just 20 feet away.

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>>743064026
Not saying we had sex mate

>>743063976
good call stepping back from that ledge my friend, now you can cut ties with all the lies youve been living in

>>743064067
Do you mean because I'm thinking about other things or are you assuming I don't know how to fuck in general?

got spit roasted at a party by two random dudes while bf was playing beer pong. He later ate me out after both guys came in me

I have a blind sister i like to mess with. I move furniture around, i play audio on a Bluetooth speaker, and i even stay completely silent when she calls and tried to find me sometimes.

It's not that i hate her or anything, i just think it's fun to mess with her.

>>743064143
Dont have to say it, post a totally 'hypothetical' greentext story of how the sex was

I cheat on my gf with an uglier girl

>>743064172
lol. He didn't clue in? Jizz will definitely have a smell and taste. Also, slut.

when I was 16 i took the v of my sister's 11yo best friend. then were fuck buddies for a long time. she was an awesome fuck toy, pretty easy to make her cum

Ready for a really big one? Like, life-ruining secret? I'm probably gay, or at least bi

>>743062682
If I could kill every single old woman on the planet I would do it.
They're just so fucking useless, rude and entitled.

I jerk off to my friends underage sister on facebook.

Pussy

>>743064286
>yeah, same old shit.
We know already.

>>743064172

Do you kill small innocent animals, too?

>>743064313
link so I can do it to

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>Be me
>Horny angsty teenager
>Go to older sister's room
>Kiss her and masturbate while she sleeps
>Cum buckets
>That morning, she gets up and looks at me like she's considering something
>Say "wtf do you want?"
>She drops it and goes to do whatever
>I think she knows but it was worth it /b/ros

>>743064296
Since my mum turned 50 shes just become a cunt, used to be a nice person, just the age getting to her I guess

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>>743064208
In theory it was like this
>very awkward first kisses
>turned into laughing and snuggling
>fingering completely smooth legs and fun parts
>eventually theoretical intercourse that went very slow
>last year we had theoretical sex almost daily in my car

>>743064385
Nice try FBI.
I'm gonna rub one out just to spite you.

>>743064347
lol why u mad though?

>>743064296
Betting dollars to doughnuts they feel the same way about you.

i often cum in my moms food and do my best to hide it.

>>743064292
How do you cum to this conclusion, did you finally realize trap-porn is kinda gay?

>>743064390
Honestly kek'd so hard
Good shit though, still see her?

>>743064313
linkitlinkitlinkit!

>>743063668
Kek

I once came in my pants when my cousin sat on my lap during a very, very long car ride.
I was 15-16, she was 14 I think.
There was like 8 people squeezed into an old station wagon so she had to sit on my lap in the back.. Totally safe.
But her ass kept rubbing my groin and I had a hard on for probably 40 minutes before blowing my load into my underwear..
She must have noticed but never said anything..

The GF is pulling the same shit she was in college. Hanging out with guys (Im a firm believer that a woman in a commited relationship has absolutely zero busniess hanging out with males unless her boyfriend is with her or its a group setting). She we live together and she sent me a text while i was napping in the room right fucking next to her asking if it was okay or if it made me uncomfortable having this guy come pick her up, take her to a board game night god knows where then bring her back at god knows what time. I fucking ignored it and went about my nap and got up for my stuff i needed to do at the firehouse.

Long story short when i got home she didnt go but she was pouty that i didnt respond to her and asked if she was invited again if she could go. I went down this road before and i love her too much to lose her because of myself and kept cool.

I told her i wasnt going to tell her she cant do something she wants to do, cause obviously id look like a tool. What i want to tell her is

>fuck no, im so fucking sick and tired of you giving these guys from work an ounce of attention when youre home
>if you have to ask cause you think it might make me umcomfortable, gee maybe you shouldnt fucking do it.
>youre so fucking gullible to what this guy is trying to do it hurts.

Basically my secret is that im seriously considering moving my shit out and back with my family and going full ghost on her and following my dream of joining the military. Cause shes the only thing keeping me from doing it right now.

I dont know if this is a vent or what but im sick of this shit every few months. Its old, its childish and i have zero fucking patience for it. I feel like im the asshole but i really dont feel like im asking for much

>hey dont hang out with that guy who obviously wants to fuck you

>>743064465
I don't give a shit what those dumb hags think.

>>743064440
>say to anon he tells the same shit every thread
>thinks you're mad, but doesn't understand why
>continues to drool on self
Mfw when not mad, just tired of the same old shit every secrets thread.

>>743062682
I've been taking amateur nude modelling jobs to make extra cash. Family doesn't know.

>>743064554
>, still see her?
Nope, jumped states across the country with my family. Haven't seen her in like 13 years.

>>743064098
Some times I feel bad but this dude has done that girl wrong so many times that I don't really consider them a serious couple and he's been fucken up and acting stupid with me when his dumbass get caught doing shit he shouldn't be doing

I once sexted my gf's best friend at work and made myself handless cum at my desk and sent her updates the whole time.
She wont ever admit it happened but now she flirts everytime we talk.
I tried anal plugs because the friend said it would feel good.

>>743064525
>did you finally realize trap-porn is kinda gay
Says the anon who jerks to trap porn and is now questioning himself.

I would mess around with my math teacher during senior year of high school. Never really fucking, but she would give me a blow job, I'd eat her out, I'd get a handjob, I'd finger her, she would sit in my face, i would study for the test. Etc.

>>743064667
you get what you pay for. deal with it. shouldnt you be in bed anyways? you have a have a hard day of 4th grade tomorrow, education is important. even your dream job at wendy's requires an 8th grade education

>>743063233
You're projecting your fantasies as a way to interpret her actions. She's completely ignorant to sex and sexuality, do NOT spend any more time with her. Any more time spent will increase the risk of abuse.

Cut ties with your friend. Find a compassionate mental health worker to help you, or find some support program.

>>743064639
Yeah. You're right. If she lives with a guy, she has no business hanging out with other guys alone. Sure, it may seem innocent now, but do you think these other guys wouldn't fuck her in a moment of weakness?
>"It's not my fault. It just sort of happened.".
Expect to hear that story eventually.

>>743064389
Menopause, dumbass
Deal wiff it

>>743064639
My gf has a few orbiters. One of them even gave her an Xbox One for her birthday. Jokes on him, I play that shit all the time now.

When I find out that someone is trying to hit her up on FB or Snapchat I add them. That's it. Once they see that I know what they are doing they back off. Or if they don't I just tell them that they are wasting their time.

>>743064884
Why you mad, though?

I lost my virginity to my sister by accident. Not even joking.

>2012 new years
>be 18
>sister be 19
>we lived in the same city and she stayed in my apartment at that time
>go out for the fireworks and she went to a party
>I come home before her, had like a 5th of whisky/cola mix
>I drop onto my couch, fall sleep
>sometime during the night my sister comes home, drunk as fuck as well
>remember her trying to wake me up
>then nothing and fast forward into the morning
>somehow in bed, naked and still on my sister
>left hand between her legs
>big wet patches all over the bedding
>FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
>she's already awake
>we instantly flee the room, she heads for the bathroom, I stay in the living room
>most awkward day (week..) followed

>>743064938
Thats my nightmare. Im not a passive bitch if i caught wind of something id kick the shit out of the guy and her and curb her ass. But i dont want to overreact. Theres no right way to play this, if i play the controlling card she becomes pouty and short with me, and she might not ask me or tell me about the next time. If i play the passive game like i am now i still lose cause shes still going out and putting herself into a situation where something could happen.

Im just at a loss and it sucks

>>743065042
cause it's a free country and i do what i want

>>743065039
Theyre all co workers on her shift so i cant completely get rid of them. I made my presence known the first couple times she went out to bars and i showed i wasnt fucking around with any bullshit they might try to pull.

Its fucked up but i check in on her phone and fb once a week or so. I feel absolutely disgusting when i do it but i need to keep tabs on my assests. Ive got 3 years invested at this point.

>>743063060
story time?

I stole like 1800 dollars worth of cheap vodka once from my cities night club/restaurant.
Their fault for leaving big boxes full outside the loading dock without any cameras or guards..
Loaded up my car and drove home. Didn't buy booze for a long time.
To be honest it's probably what launched me onto alcoholism..

A family with two daughters both older than me moved to a neighbouring apartment when I was 4. The younger sister and I were really close and used to sleep together all the time. Her older sister also got into me and we started to sleep together too, sometimes all three of us together. The younger one took my virginity, I don’t know when. At 12, our families got separated. In high school I used to tutor my cousin in math who is younger than me. She had great tits and gets me super hard every fucking time. During my college years, I found out that the younger sister committed suicide.

Now she is always in my dreams.

>>743064168
you fuck like a spastic

bifag here, when i was in college(18-19yo) i had a secret relationship with an amazingly cute 13-14yo boy.

When I was 15 and my neighbour was on holiday I snuck into her house and put on all her clothes and fapped like crazy

>>743065300
Wrong. Nice try

Been w the same person since i was 14. Still fuckin em too

>>743065048
... waaa...

and did you talk about it later?

My first sexual experience was gay...
Me and a couple friends used to blow each other in the bushes behind our school after hours...
Tried having anal sex a couple time but couldn't get in, we were like 13 at the time...

>>743064639
Join the military man don't let that count hold you back, soul killing bitch. And don't stay with her when you join cause you know she will be sucking so much cock when you're deployed.

>>743065389
>did you talk about it later?
Yes a couple times, mostly just her crying and me feeling extremely bad the first 6 months.
Now we kinda joke about it sometimes but it's still a very touchy subject

>two years ago my friends and family threw me a surprise party for my birthday
>several hours of drinking, playing games, watching movies, bull shitting, and what not
>one by one people started leaving
>2am
>just me, my gf and my brother
>he says "that's it for me, I'm heading home"
>i tell him to stay the night
>"no thanks"
>i tell him that he's too drunk to drive home and that I'll take him
>"don't worry about it ill just walk home and pick it up in the morning"
>i offer to walk with him
>standing in the doorway he looks back at me
>"What's the worst that can happen?"
>smiles and walks into the darkness
He was shot and killed that night about a block from his apartment. I blamed it all on myself, if i only i could've convinced him to stay, if only i could've gone with him, if only i could've driven him, if only... it was all my fault. I tormented myself over it.
Two years has past and everyone thinks I'm fine and that i made peace with it. But everyone night i hear his voice man, i have dreams about it, i just can't get him out of my head. I just don't know what to do. I really fucking miss him man.

>>743065102
>She gets pouty and short with me
Of course she does, she's not getting her way.
See how pouty she gets when you tell her you're going to dinner with a girl you know. That's the true test. In any case, better to be an asshole and not be cheated on, than be right and have some other prick fucking her in the back of his car.
I have come across the kind of girl that has lots of guy "friends". Trust me, they call all of them friends, only some friends are wanted for things like lifts in the car or free lunch, and others, well, they get wanted for entirely different reasons. Just tell her flat out. If she can't handle your request to NOT hang out with other guys alone, then it's over. Plain and simple.

>>743065457
Oh absolutely not. Thats why shes the only thing keeping me here, cause i would never enlist unless i was single. Just the fucking thought of it would eat me alive.

>>743065178
>i do what i want
Yeah, like brag about fucking children.

I have a girlfriend and a kid but when they're both away, I dress up as a pretty girl and invite men over and suck their dicks

>>743065499
Hope that doesn't mess with your relationship.

how old are you guys now and do you keep in touch or did the awkward moment make you drift away?

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>>743065418
Same here, we even started before we had real erections and the "blowjobs" were pretty much just sucking a tiny flaccid cock without any orgasm.
When my dick first got hard I had my second orgasm by humping my friends ass.
It's strange, I have no attraction against men today but those memories turns me on like hell.

>>743064292
how is that life ruining?

Just sit on a dick. it's fun.

>>743065617
so what? u just jelly cause youre a 10yo virgin loser

>>743065327
We know. You said it before. A lot.

>>743065507
That's tough anon
At least you loved him and he passed away having been loved by a good a brother as you

>>743064681
Hmm. "Amateur nude model". I'm picturing sleazy photographers luring you for sex. You fuck any of them?

>>743065651
Same here. Those memories make me hard too. >>743065708

>>743065713
good 4 u

>>743065640
I'm 24, she's 25.
And our relationship is ok, some awkward moments but better than you would think.

>>743065732
It's mostly art stuff. But yeah I did, 2 of them. Didn't really want to.

>>743065507
Tough, I thought he was gonna fuck your gf

>>743065624
Lol you win.

>>743065546
This is the kind of reinforcement im looking for cause its what the voice in my head is telling me. Like i get it, she wants to socialize and have friends to do stuff with, but for example of why im tired of it. For like a week she said were going bowling with her coworkers. Cool, i like bowling itll be fun. Were literally in the car driving to the bowling alley and shes doing nothing but saying how she doesnt want to go, she doesnt want to be the only one there with certain people, blah blah blah. I wasnt in the mood for this back and forth shit so i flat out told her then why the fuck are we going?

>cause she said she would.

Shes pretty fucking good at tell me no and not wanting to do stuff but apparently these people must be pretty fucking convincing to make her forget how to say no. So i told her as were pulling in. Either we turn around and go home now or were here for the next hour or so and frankly i dont feel like listening to you bitch anymore so whats it going to be?

We went home. I trust her to a certain point but the only thing is she fucking leaps and bounds to that point in the first 30 seconds sometimes.

>>743065418
>My first sexual experience was gay...
>Me and a couple friends used to blow each other
>>743065651
>Same here

I wonder how common this is.
Pretty much the same story here besides me and my friend started with kissing..... Yeah..
And his mom walked in on me giving him a handjob once.

Lost my virginity to my older sister. She was 17, I was 14. Fucked a lot after but stopped when she went to college.

>>743065915
Young boys experimenting on each other. I would say it's very common.

Used to fool around with my cousin in a bush behind by aunt's house shit was cash

>>743065708
>youre a 10yo virgin
Not for long with you around!

>>743065915
>I wonder how common this is.
Sometimes use the memories of me sucking balls and licking ass when I'm having difficulties with my wife... If she only knew kek.

>>743066131
Dude, if you need to think of licking male genitilia and anus to get off while having sex with a female, maybe it's time you had a good soul search.

>>743066232
Or a rectal search

>badum tss

>>743066232
I'm bi mate. Nothing new, but she doesn't know.

>>743065910
This sounds like my wife. Eventually I just started telling her. Look these guys aren't your friends they just want to fuck you. Soon after months of saying the same shit she noticed how most of them talk to her and she stopped trying to go out with them. Girls are retards you gotta treat them like children. Ill be damned if I let my wife drink with guys when Im not around. Fuck that cuck bullshit

>>743066845
Bumping without contribution fuck you

>>743066885
i started the fucking thread so kindly fuck off

>>743066873
It was just board games with him and his friends and some drinks. Like i dont know if shes actually this stupid and i didnt know it or shes trying to push buttons or get a response. I think im gonna go home and talk to her when i get done work. I really dont need this bullshit in my life. If i have to end it then fine so be it but i wont be made a fool of by her.

>>743066933
My bad fam

>>743067010
Honestly I just came to the assumption girls are mentally slow and dont know better. She probably does just want friends to be around, but what kinda friends are you gonna let her be around? Treat her lile you would a 15/16 year old when it comes to common sense

>>743067010
Also if you join the military go for the air force and dont settle for the job you want. All the information is online. And if the job you want isnt available you can ask to wait for a slot to be available with any branch

im fuck buddies with a 14yo girl. we fuck a couple times a week at least. she's on bc so we usually dont use a condom.

>>743063181
Same

>>743067108
She does, she genuinely just wants to have friends to play video games with and do other nerdy shit with and thats fine, cause just playing with me all the time probably gets old to her. I dont really bring anything to the table in terms of people to hang out with because i cut all my friends out of my life cause they were toxic pieces of shit to me.

Like i know her intentions are innocent enough and she truly just wants a group of friends. But its the people that are coming around that i have absolutely zero trust in, and its the situations she puts herself into are what make me uncomfortable

>some guy you met 3 weeks ago from work wants to come to our house to pick you up, take you to his house (i guess idk where exactly) with a group of his friends that neither you or i know, drink and then trust him to get you home safely?

Nah im fucking good thanka.

>>743063532
My man!

>>743067180
If its the military route i go down its going to be marines combat medic. As a firefighter emt its what i know and love and what im good at.

>>743067010
your girlfriend is an attention seeking whore. If she lets another guy fuck her punch the shit out of her.

>>743067426
Marines dont have medics they use navy corpsman. Im an Army medic right now I get out on monday

When I was about 8yo I broke into an empty house with 2 girls older than me (they were about 12 or 13) we used to cook things and generally trashed the place. We got caught and I was threatened by the police but they couldn't do anything because I was too young. When I was older (15?) I stole a stereo from a car and got caught by the owner and charges were dropped. Later on I stole money from breaking into a community building and the person who was with me is now dead (unrelated). Now I work for a church and have no criminal record. No one alive knows all of this together, some people know some of this, but could never piece it all together. I am over 50.

>>743067468
110% i would kick the shit out of her hate fuck her and leave her battered and crying in the mess she made. I said it earlier i dont play these games i just dont want to get ahead of myself.

>>743067361
Thats really it. She just wants friends and most likely has bad judgement with licking friends maybe. You gotta pick her friends for her and meet these guys

>>743067540
Corpsman sorry, but you know what i mean. If not them i would do army medic / search and rescue

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>>743065418
mine was too

>be me
>10
>huge Starwars fan
>have a friend named Chris (not actual name)
>not my favorite guy but I have him over semi-frequently
>one day we start watching Starwars
I can't remember what led into this
>Dude gives me a hand job
>wants me to do the same
>I tell him to guide my hand bc I was a beta
>at some point dude briefly puts my dick in his mouth
>his mom picks him up
>I completely regret the whole event
>5 years of insecurity ensue
>I ruin his social life, basically isolate him from the entire social landscape
>tfw I couldn't enjoy starwars anymore
>tfw I couldn't stand the sight of his name

I fully intend on fucking my co-worker. She's pudgy, like 5'3, with some like JJ sized tits. Pretty sure were both married but we never ever mention our SO's to eachother.

>>743067656
Honestly regular army sucks balls. If your physically fit enough try to go be an sf or ranger medic if not flight medic. Theres also civil affairs idk too much about them except they like to party. But just dont go for regular medic. All this is for the army idk about the other branches. And medics are understrengthed right now so you could get a huge bonus. I got offer 18,000 for 3 more years. A brand new straight from highschool private fot 25,000 so its a pretty good option

>>743065507
Fuck...

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>>743062682
I am the ultimate player. In person I'm really dorky and shy and awkward but on the phone I'm clever and sneaky and very flirtacious.

I've managed to tell a little Asian chick to slowly force a dildo in her vagina regardless of how tight it was

I managed to make three friends of my girlfriend send me nudes and flirt with me.

I talk to numerous females on Snapchat and the power of controlling each one is exhilarating.

Imagine getting bullied in school for your looks and how you act.. and then one day your looks become better and you become sexy like you always wanted to be. This Rush is the best I've ever had honestly more then anything.

>>743067991
I relate to this on a spiritual level.

>>743067835
I never considered SF or ranger cause i figured if i went to a recruiter and said

>i wanna be SF or rangers

And have the recruiter look at me like every other idiot that walks into his office and says the same thing and just throw me into the lot with the rest of them

>>743064023
First degree manslaughter12.5 years to life. You deserve the max

>>743068127
No its actually easier on them. Those slots are always hurting so if you take one they meet part of their quota for the month, but if your not good enough and dont finish the training you get put to the needs of the army and end up at whatever job is needed i.e. cook, mechanic, artilleryman, infantry, etc

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>>743068044
Honestly it's so amazing. I never want this kind of feeling to end. I know it's kind of devilish and all but I never had this opportunity in highschool and middle school. Everyone knew me as the class clown or the creep or the mysterious unapproachable guy. Also the friend zone brotherly advice guy.

>>743065651
Same it fucking gets me diamonds

>>743067991
I miss doing that.

>Married

>>743065943
Green text?

>>743064639
dump her ass and go shoot some Afghan peasants

>>743064639
Vey similar boat here. I dno what the fuck to do

>>743064139
Karma being what it is you will no doubt experience a humiliating, painful and yet preventable death. People will do nothing to save you but rather will enjoy watching your life end.

I showered with a really cute 9yo girl earlier tonight. we have done it many times before also

>>743068494
Just how cute is she?

>>743068367
Too lazy to green text. She was kind of a slut, was always talking about sex with me. When my first gf dumped me before we had sex, she felt bad for me. our parents went away a lot on the weekends, and the first weekend after the breakup she came over to my room when they left and told me she was going to be my first. We fucked twice that night, still the best sex I ever had. She was fucking wild.

>>743068542
9/10. imo

>>743068370
I really want to, i feel like i would make a great soldier cause i have the mentality for it. I have the love and compassion for my uniform brothers but a lot of other emotions are lost on me.

>>743068414
Im going to go home and have a sit down talk with her and just tell her that i know she really wants just a group of friends but i want her to look at it from my perspective and try to understand how i feel and if we can meet in the middle. Cause i love her with all my heart and i truly think shes my love of my life but i just cant sit back and let some random fuckboi try and walk all over me.

I suggest you do the same, take some time alone and hash things out in your mind of things you want to discuss so its not a jumbled rambling mess and just sit down with her and work it out. I hope it works for both of us.

My mom's an abusive alcoholic. She would always tell me that fightng is a form of live. So she beat me sometimes. Not all the time. So one day she did. And later that day after she went to sleep. I had a pocket knife and I debated about killing her that night. I just wanted to make it stop. The yelling and the fighting. But she's my mom . I still hate her. But I know that I made the right choice of not killing her.

>>743068234
I know I'm still in the wrong, but after we fot out and split up i called and left an said i saw three young men leaving the guys house. I didn't know that the third guy was going to harm him.

>>743063813
Dude, don't worry about it. You did the dare. That's done. She fell and bled a lot. You did not run like a faggot, you brought her ass to a hospital and did what other people would not even do: paid for everything.

In my eyes, you are a good normie. You paid for your decision and that is all that matters

when I was 14ish I made out with and fingered a 9yo girl in the movie theater for pretty much the whole movie

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Im one of the heads of one of the biggest right wing groups out there right now

>>743069746
Richard Spencer?

>>743064237
You fucking moron. At least go for someone hotter.

Thats not cheating. That's a fucking downgrade you degenerate fuck.

>>743064286
Kek

>>743069815
Nah fuck his group
Hes a primadonna in real life too
Im almost certain he is gay and he is co opting the right... Im almost certain that cunt is a CIA plant

>>743064313
Link it nigger

>>743069823
it probably makes him appreciate his gf more though

>>743065102
You are not 'at at loss'. The problem is 100% with you. Anyone should be able to hang out with anyone they want. If you have a problem with it and are draped in insecurity, that's on you, not her.

If you don't trust her, don't date her.

It seems more like you don't trust yourself and want to have sex with other girls and are projecting your insecurities onto her.

It seems like you are psychologically abusing and/or controlling her.

>>743069865
You're what then, Klan? Neo-Nazi? Oath keeper?

I posted my ex gf so much on 4chan she's been doxed so much and her life ruined ... and I don't care

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>>743069926
Previous President of the Los Angeles Chapter, former Lieutenant to Kyle Chapman. 4th Degree

>>743064616
a sane person would have hit it there.

Normie.

>>743069984
post her feet

I was raped a few years ago. Had some mental health issues after that, nobody around me knew what was going on.

>>743070165
Hmm I'll have to see if I got anything

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>>743070220
>>743070165
Best I got

>>743064150
Kek

bmpp

>>743070220
thanks anon

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I'm 24 and have open-angle glaucoma, I've already have more than 45% of my vision gone and will probably go blind as time goes on.
Haven't told any of my family thinking of just killing my self once it gets worse

>>743069993
So you were FOAK?

>>743063245
I bet you like this song.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pZtKmNEatRI

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>>743070299

>>743070378
Yes and no, for a while FOAK had been an extension of the PBs. When Kyle didnt like how Gavin was running things and I proposed the council system to replace his sole leadership, Kyle had essentially become de facto leader in the west for a while and when we had our secret meeting in SD we decided thatd Id run his so cal campaign.

>>743070725
So what's your next move? Why does Antifa always seem to outnumber and beat you guys?

My secret

>>743068588

>>743070791
>beat us
Not a chance

The only time they could call it a victory was at charlottesville and faggot Gavin didnt let anyone go in colors

They outbumber us because our recruitment is slow and they have access to every college campus in America and are an organization from the 1930s

Weve been around 14 months

>>743062682
I just came to realize women can't be trusted with important decisions.
I always thought that to be a meme, and thus I always treated my wife as an equal. But as time has passed, I realized that if I'm not in charge, if I'm not ruling this family, it all falls down into chaos due to her deeply retarded decisionmaking.
I haven't told her any if that, I just discard all her opinions and we do as I say. She still thinks we are equal and all that. Things have gotten much, much better since I took the weel. We were in the brink of financial and emotional collapse, now we're doing good.

>>743071000
They're from the 30s? What?

>>743071093
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Antifaschistische_Aktion

>>743071210
Interesting. I didn't know that. Keep fighting the good fight.

>>743071255
Thanks bruh I will

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>>743065507
Lost your Brother to a rooty pooty point n shooty....

That is a guarantee sympathy fuck card

>>743062682

I get on dirtroulette and show guys wacking off sum cheesy pizza

I used to use fake cam on kik to convince religious girls (mostly Muslims) that I'm a lesbian and make them horny, and they would send me nudes.

Man that was great, I probably should start doing it again.

I write cheesy high school romance stories and shipping fanfiction
I don't drink or smoke because my dad became an addict right as a result of my birth
I have a three inch erection and I’m circumcised.
I didn’t masturbate until I was 18 and can’t get off to naked women or porn as I find something deeply uncomfortable about both. I last for about thirty seconds to a minute on average.
When I was younger, my dad used to shave me, cut my nails, trim my pubes, pop pimples on my face and back, would smell my penis to make sure it smelled nice, would do the same for my armpits, and would sometimes shower with me. This went on until I was around 16 and he would also beat me if I ever denied him.
Every weekend for the past four years, I’ve gone to the movies or taken a nap in my car and told my mom I was out with friends. I’ve also told her I’m dating a Korean girl who was in one of my university classes.
When I was younger, girls at school used to hug me and random and would also tell me they loved me. Eventually I found out they would dare each other to hug guys they found especially creepy/ugly and I was a prime target. One of them also started a rumour I was stalking her because we lived on adjacent streets, after which most of my friends stopped associating with me. A few also befriended me in high school so I would do their work.
When I was a teenager, I used to do weird/disgusting shit to make my friends laugh. More than once I dropped my pants and danced around because I had a small dick and it made them laugh to see me humiliate myself. I would do anything to make someone like me.
I like the band Echosmith.
The only time I use reddit is going on r/pillowtalkaudio to download audios where girls pretend to be your girlfriend and pretend to talk to you to help me fall asleep. I also paid a woman online to make me a 10 minute custom girlfriend audio.

>>743072992
Who was the girl young paid for the audio?

>>743073478
*you

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> 24yo
> date a 17yo (molested by her step-brother at a young age)
> Innocent date at the mall and theater.
> second date she grabbed she french kissed me
>cock got supper hard
> she whispered in my ear, "I want to taste you cock"
> I said "idk" your JB
> she started stroking it.
> I took her hand off and pushed it aside
> broke up
> till this day a regret it. because she found an older guy she was fucking long before her attempt on me.

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I stabbed a Hedgehog to death

I don't feel bad, I don't feel anything.

I have been spending the last month trying to trap cats in my small animal trap. However, this nuisance hedgehog kept triggering the door and ruining everything.

The first time I caught it, I let it go. The second time, I put it in the neighbors back yard.

But last night, there he was again. Ate all the bait and the door had closed, also.

So I put it in my cat box and brought it into my small shed. I filled a large plastic bowl with water and attempted to drown it. He gurgled and moved around a bit. But was very still after that. So I thought it was dead and threw him onto the foliage outside. Then he starts coughing and moving around. Gasping for air.

Fuck it I said to myself. I grabbed a kitchen knife and began stabbing him in a frenzy. I must have stabbed him about 30-40 times until finally he was dead, his tongue just hung out and there was no squirming anymore. He was definitely dead as dead this time.

I put him in a plastic bag and threw him in a public bin, best place for him really. What I did was illegal of course, so I didn't want it on my property.

When I began stabbing him, this yellow goo came out through the thorns. And some blood here and there. But it was a very satisfying feeling everytime the blade went in. I crushed a few bones too, from what I heard.

During a year dryspell I was at a party after work, I had just turned 18 and was in this anxiety fueled beta period of my life, so I couldnt and wouldnt talk to girls.

I finally gave in to Gay Jimmys advances when no one was looking and I was drunk enough

I let him jack me.off for a minute before he was going to blow and fuck me.

He asked if I had a condom and I pulled one out

My drummer at the time and one of his room mates knocked on the window and I pulled my pants up and they knocked him out, dragged me out and said dont ever pull some gay shit like that.

They were all significantly older than me and promised they wouldnt tell anyone as long as I agreed to spitroast the group passaround that same night and stop being a pussy bitch beta

To this day only Gay Jimmy, Chris and his room mate know about my only gay experience

>>743065507
Thought he would duck your girlfriend. End surprised me with sadness.
Tears were shed. I'm sorry for your loss bro.

>>743073648
>be hedgebro, looking for dinner
>oh shit food!
>oh shit it's a trap!
>oh hey human can you help me out, thanks man
>next day, dinner time
>oh hey food, and it's the same spot!
>no worries then since the human will save me
>dropped me far off from my home but thanks!
>next day, dinner time again
>know my spot, getting friendly with human
>uhhh he looks pissed
>oh god he's gonna drown me!
>noooooo
>i'm alive... I'm aliv-
>stop please stop!
>...

>>743065272
Did you fuck their mom?

I regularly masturbate on my sister
I've cummed in all of my sister's shoes since 2010
I spy my sister while she showers
I masturbate about 3 times a day, sometimes with sessions as long as 10hr
I used to have a huge collection of CP
I went with a hooker and didn't get a hard on
My penis is curved on the left side, enough to make it weird looking
I spy every family member in the house though a keylogger I've installed in their computers
I've never seriously talked to a girl (i'm 21 yo)
Sometimes when I'm driving the idea of driving into a wall or barrier pops in my mind
In some periods, when i'm really lonely, i get crushes on pornstars, just to feel less lonely
I have about 100 fake facebook accounts, with various proposes
When I tell a story I can't resist in putting a little lie in it

>>743074462
post sister's feet

>>743074462
That’s a great story

As a result of my youth I bear a hatred for mankind and whenever attacks like Barcelona happen I feel like dancing, I also wanted to stab an old classmate in the throat who bullied me.
And I have switching moods where I sometimes just want normal friends and a social life, I'm quite decent looking and it wouldn't be hard for me since I've had acting classes.
Also I've had sex only once and it fucking disgusted me, so I kind of gave up on that.
Now I'm still studying but life is pointless and my only motivation is money.

I have docked with my cousin

Please join my Discord server:
ftSbffu

>>743074516
I warn you, she is not one of the best looking girls you will see. Do you still want pictures of her?

>>743064639
Offer to go with her and don't be a douche. She knows it looks bad, she isn't aware. She still wants to have a life though. If it seems like they are trying to push her into alone time and aren't just offering her a ride so they have a 4th or whatever, then yea, their game night is probably intended to be bang night.

i broke up with gf of 4 years 2 months ago, still think about her non stop. dunno what to do with myself anymore tbh, she was my other half and i find it pretty tough coping without her.

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>>743074797
fuck it

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>>743074885
I warned you. I don't have many pics of her feet, I just keep some pics of her in high heels.

>>743064923
Bullshit. It might be wrong, but puberty makes teens hormonal basket cases. Little slut wanted the dick. He did the right thing saying no though.

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>>743075008
goddamn it

>>743064923
The fuck? As someone who is around 11 and 12 year olds that haven't learned about incognito mode yet, I can guarantee they aren't ignorant about sex and sexuality.

>>743067590
wew

>>743065910
Just do what you want and drag her around. This is the kind of dumb slut that gets dragged around and that's why she has guy friends that are trying to plow her. She doesn't say no to shit, because she's afraid she'll end up on the couch with nothing to do.

>>743075069
I warned you. But, on the other side, the makes me fucking hard. To me, it seems she knows that i masturbate on her and that I spy her and cum in her shoes, and she secretly enjoys it, but she acts like nothing.

>>743075008
>fish eyes
>hooker lips
Your mom smoked and drank a lot huh? Also, what does she do for a living? First impressions gives out a hooker-vibe.

>>743075641
Nope, my mom didn't, but my dad did, and it was with him that she spent most of her time, when she was young. She is a bit hookery, but not as it could seem at first impression, she likes to dress in a slutty way, (high heels, short dress, heavy makeup, sexy panties) but she is not the kind of girls she seems to be. She had a lot of stories with different guys, but she is not the kind of girl that will suck off guys in a club. She doesn't work, she is studying.

>>743075008
I like her .. she looks strangely familiar though mmmm . She has a slutty side

>>743069865
What primadonna shit has he done? Strikes me as a poofter who's just trying to carve out a niche for popularity.

>>743076039
Honestly, she looks familiar because she looks like the standard slutty, ugly girl.

>taking a shower at my gfs summer house after beach time
>her niece (14) which was with us for vacation came in to pee
>WTF???
>i was horny as fuck too cause i was masturbating
>she slides aside the curtain and watch my horny dick
>''wow, nice''
>i freaked out and close the curtain back
>goodbye hard on
>ended showering and asked her to give me the towel from the door
>''sure''
>she slides the curtain back exposing me again
>and starting drying me up with the towel
>WTF???
>''anon can i suck your dick?''
>''jesus crist, wtf?''
>''please? i wont tell anyone!''
>dick started getting hard again as i was focusing on her pokies and her smooth legs
>fuck it, ok
>''ok''
>started sucking like a motherfucking pro
>i have a 6,5 inch dick and she was deepthroating it
>fucking grabbed her head and power fucked her mouth
>finally came in her mouth
>swallows
>gets up smiles at me says thanks and leaves
>im sitting in the bathroom alone
>trembling...terrified of what will happen from now on
>will i go to jail? will i split with my gf? will i get beaten by everyone? will this happen again? will i die?
>got my shit together after a while and said whatever happens, happens! after all, i did it!
>been 10 years from then...she never told anyone and she has become quite a down to earth kinda girl
>nothing ever happened again

>>743062682
I got my current job by sleeping with my interviewer.

>tell us your secrets
>oh i had sex with ____
Everyone in this thread who's only "secret" is i had sex with "blah" is just a boring dude.

>>743064313
So does everyone else. Link that shit.

>>743076851
Most people's deepest secrets involve sex. Just how people are.

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>>743063652
...

>>743063668
/thread

>>743076891
Yeah but there are several "i fucked my sister" "i fucked a 12 year old" "i fucked when i was a 12 year old" "i fucked my 12 year old sister when i was 12"

All of these threads are so repetitive, granted everyone now and then you get interesting stories, it's all the same. Hell half of them are most likely people writing out their sex fantasy with their 12 year old sister, friend, and dog.

>>743065231
Nah dude don't worry, just remember women ARE emotional being, she cannot and will not ever understand why you want to protect your assets in this way.

>>743070375
no need to kill yourself for being blind mang jeezsus.

>>743076891
Mainly because sexual activities aren't the most common subjects when talking with other people.
>>743077053
Probably because that's the most common fetish that it's a taboo. I would like to fuck my sister, but i will not tell anyone outside of here. And I could tell you about that time I managed to get in a electronic store during the night and stole things for a value of 500000$, or when I cooked dog meat and served it at a family dinner saying that it was lamb or when I hacked into my annoying neighbor's Wi-Fi and took remote control of all his pc, scaring the shit out of him and making him pay 700$ to me to "solve" his problems, but all this stories aren't true, iI posted only my real secrets.

>>743070375
acute angle glaucoma is a medical emergency and requires medical attention.

>>743064639

>(Im a firm believer that a woman in a commited relationship has absolutely zero busniess hanging out with males unless her boyfriend is with her or its a group setting).

Man internet neckbeards really do have a lot in common with conservative muslims

>>743067255
nice post

>>743063159
I have the same problem. I want to do dirty depraved shit to her but she doesn't enjoy it. Makes me miss my ex, more crazy but would do anything!

>>743068414
Just leave man cause in a couple years you're gonna regret everything like me. It's like a right of passage, you just gotta leave

>>743076794
Are you a hot slut?
Post some pics

>>743071919
This kids is why you don't snort your knife

>>743079230
I'm not that hot I'm afraid. he was just desperate really.