What would u do during The Purge night?

>>743060413
defend my house...

Wear old school blackface and hunt niggers.

kill alice of 3d

>>743060413
probably shoot a few people.

Am I the only one who finds the Purge premise stupid?

off myself

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>>743060593
Yes
movies were shit as funk though

>>743060587
>t. Magneto, Alice's biggest fan and advertiser

>>743060593
I imagine the pitch went like "Imagine Escape from New York, but everywhere!"

>>743060696
>promoting attention whore transvestite
lol ok

>>743060413
...use an EMP to purge all electronic devices and lighting, cut the power everywhere. Nobody has ANYTHING digital. Then how can people see during the night? xD

like back 150+ years ago, people would panic.

Close all doors and windows, hide in the celler and hope, nobody will find me. Next to me my Pitbul and my German Shepard. And a gun in my hand...

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>>743060413
Home Alone my Trailer like Macaulay Culkin

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Deliver a sermon.

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>>743060763
B-but she's a b-biological f-female, anon.

>>743060763
>going out of my way to post about my hate waifu in every thread
No amount of explaining yourself will ever make this less sad. I mean ffs do you really need attention that bad?

I'd probably have a 'danger wank', preferably in a park.

>>743060816
S-samefagging magneto

>>743060413
Lock down my house and play Rocket League like Any other day,,

>>743060841
I understand you, anon.
Id be there too.. jerkin' it with no abandon

>>743060413
Rape the weak

Hunt down skins like any good punk would do.

>>743060836
>be you
>be newfag from reddit

>>743060413
My plan would be to go and rob places and stash the items in random locations, then after the purge I would go and get them.

>>743060889
So rape me...

>>743060913
Id tomahawk your ass

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>>743060852
N-nope, fag. J-just b-baiting you.

>>743060413
give the money i would've used for suicide to charity before i run off to get killed

>>743060767
>how do eyes work
Probably bait.

>>743060941
>be magneto
>default to weakest, unrelated rebuttal because you're about to get BTFO
go spam her picture more buddy im sure she'll answer your email

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>>743060816
>posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood

>>743060413
Murrica hahahaha

>>743060413
Rape/kill AnteFa.

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>>743061009
(You)

>>743061069
>F-falling f-for it again.

Probably rape some hot grills and finish my move across the country.

>>743061009
Literally fucking who?

>>743061053
Rape Trump.

>>743061009
lol this fag has zoomed in screenshots
Found the obsessive autist

>>743061101
>p-please give me more (you)s.. its the only interaction i get outside of snuggling my Alice dakimakura
>>743061122
This.

Stop promoting your waifu faggot or im gonna start reporting your posts for shilling

>>743061025
>be newfag from Reddit
>be you

>>743061147
>implying this pic wasn't spammed all over
What a butthurt retard you are.

>>743061196
(You)
>free thread bumps for OP

>>743060413
My taxes

>>743061016
Why charity? They'll probably take a cut. Just give it to someone who deserves it.

Or me.

>>743061185
Oh noes, don't r-report me.

Protip: saying you're gonna report someone is also a rule violation, f-fag.

>>743061227
>getting this defensive about getting called out for being an obsessed weirdo

>>743060913
Punk is dead and nazis aren't real. Shut the fuck up.

>>743061227
It's been specifically named like an obsessive autist would do
You seem upset newfag

>>743061284
>being so butthurt over Alice that you are an obvious t-target for t-trolling

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Hi /b,

Well. The day has finally come. Lost my job two weeks ago, cars' on E and today is my mothers Bday. Got about 8 euros left on my Paypal account.. I've never begged before but can a rich MF please donate a Tenner to a poor, Ph.D. having nignog like myself?

ATM im about to buy a €5 plant cus that's about all i can afford right now...

Paypal: [email protected]

Only thing i can give u in return is positive energy and hopefully good karma..

Life sucks

>>743061227
>im not aware that i post the same picture with the same file name so often my autism has become a meme

Pirate a shitton of software

Try and find the DD links

>>743061310
>It's been specifically named like an obsessive autist would do

And you prefer to browse all your pics instead, moron?

>>743061338
Rory, Rory, Rory..

>>743061356
fuck off copypasta niiggeer

>>743061399
>handing out (you)s like nobodys business because im embarassed

>>743061399
>not being able to automatically know where all your photos are situated in a folder
What are you a little kid ?

>>743061365
>with the same file name

A pic of Alice3d is named "Alice3D.png". Only one /b/tard would ever d-do that. W-what a d-detective you are.

>g-guaranteed r-replies

Probably go to my ex, wipe her family and hang them outside the house, then go from door to door and ask nicely if I can rape the daughter/wife

>>743060413
>stupid movie about being able to just waste people around you
>literally nobody but USAmericans even understand the idea or care
it must be wonderful to be so rich and mentally ill, you're starting to accept the dread of violence as a norm and probably think people who live without it are weak or something.
Congratulations, you're Africanized.

>>743061493
(You)

>>743061470
>>743061483
>gives me tons of (You)s
>says I'm g-giving him (You)s

T-thanks for being s-so easily t-trolled.

>>743060413
Hunt 1%ers and any filthy niggers I come across.

The 2 driving forces behind the decline of the US. I know the blacks are pawns of the 1%, but everyone hates them so they would be completely wiped out on the very first purge, gotta do work too.

>>743061493
>bump

>>743061562
You must be a newfag that got triggered by an ED page.. humoring autistic weirdos is kind of what we do here.

>>743061290
>national socialists aren't real
???

>>743061562
>be you
>be new and from Reddit

>>743061596
>>743061622
T-thanks f-for the (You)s, idiots.

>>743061669
>falling for the w-worst t-trolling ever
>s-says I'm from R-reddit

>>743061684
>the (you) is a newfag from Reddit and from evidence displayed probably legally retarded

>>743061525
>and probably think people who live without it are weak or something
Absolutely. Disarmed Europoors are bitches. Anything can roll in and fuck your shit.

I will watching child porn. ^^

Hmm id skillfully rape my neighbors komodo dragon. Then steal it, take it to my basement for later, and after it all call my neighbor a lying thief.

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>>743061729
>b-being this m-mad
>r-repeating y-yourself

>guaranteed r-replies for using a f-filename and p-posting anime

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>>743061729
>>743061809
>hes still defending himself

Wanna see something weird?

>>743061654
They're not.

There are no more national socialists. The last ones with any meaningful power were hanged at Nuremburg in '46 or rounded up by the Mossad like Eichmann.

There are a few small groups of people who wear nazi regalia and scream nazi slogans, who have no power and have done nothing to further a fascist agenda in any meaningful way.

Without totally devolving into politics, those fucks at Charlottesville were either A) feds or B) pissed off engineering students LARPing around with tiki torches.

But it's a lot easier to say "they aren't real" than explain why they are a tiny, politically irrelevent nothing that the media is using to make people afraid so they will accept more state violence and more violence by antifa and communists.

Oh... and in the spirit of the thread, if the purge happened I would be murdering Ivy League professors, especially social scientists. Call it societal oncology.

Call it my inner weeaboo bleeding out, but I would arm myself to the absolute teeth and wander the streets shooting down any and all purge participants I see. Their violent ways are the problem with society and they are the ones who must be purged, my actions would be a necessary evil.

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>>743061809
W-wanna see h-how to keep an autist entertained?

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>>743060875
You mean...

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>>743060413
Kek

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No more child support from me! I'd kill that dirty whore and that fucking faggot she's with. The look on my ex's face when she finds out she won't be getting any more money for them two stupid fucks.

>>743060593
the premise is good. the script was terrible.

I expected more of a carnage, survivor, house-to-house end of the world kind of thing. not a one-house halloween fest

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Fuck if I knew, I'd probably have one of those shitty protecto walls from the first movie and then just go about the rest of my night like I would any other night, or just use a sniper from a tall building and count how many niggies I blast until daylight.

>>743060413
Drink some wine and watch the poor people kill each other.

>>743061966
Checked and same.

>>743060413
purge?

Arm up and head for the hills.

Go somewhere I know where I can be a hundred miles from every other human a few days before the purge, hike in, camp out, hike out a couple days after its over.

>>743061356
Hi Y.vanderhorst,

just to let you know I got promoted last month, with a big raise too. Today I will be selecting a new lease car. also part of the new job.
Atm I have over €2.5k on my running account and over € 12k in savings.

Life is great!

>>743060413
Play vidya and browse /b/

>>743063152
Kek, thats where the reals sadists hang out, so be undisturbed in their work, you are fucked.

Kill myself

Bother with something profitable I suppose instead of normie violence

I would brutally murder my father, grind his body to ooze, and flush him down the toilet.

>>743062001
>I can't get trips

>>743063152
See, Id agree, but I'd think thats where the really twisted fucks would go, searching for the people that want to leave it all alone.

>>743060413
Hunt down old women.

>>743060413
everyone's acting like they'd be huge badasses during the purge but yall would hide like little pussies

>>743063262
>vidya
FUCKING THIS

mah knigge

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>>743063456
Check em

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>>743063875
Aw

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>>743063899
oh the irony

i'd shit in me ma's slippers and say "what? it was purge night."

>>743060466
kek.

>>743064025
Hey at least I got something

ITT: Delusion

You all would be browsing /b/ on purge night. Just like you did on your birthday and christmas.

>>743060413
switch weapon, blood borne.

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Probably stay home and cuddle my kitty

Rape... Lots and lots of rape

>>743060413
Tp/egg neighbors house so if its the purge could you set up bombs to go off in a week and still be ok since you did it on the purge?

I'd do so much fucking jaywalking

>>743064499
Jizzmas cums one a year

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>>743064499
Aw c'mon man

I didn't come here to feel

>>743061961

Real or no, killing retards who fly the Nazi flag on American soil is our patriotic duty.

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>>743064960
>This millenial cringe-meme
>Everyday until you like it

By all means, keep it up and become declared a terrorist organization already. That the wolves can snatch up you bunny rabbits legally.

>>743063152
good plan. but if it was me I probably still wouldn't sleep.

>>743060413
Rape. Pillage. Destroy.

>>743062317
Probably because most people don't find it fun.

>>743065298

>Illegitimate, criminal president and far right anti-American retards who've never set foot in a school declaring anything and thinking their declarations hold any value whatsoever

LOL

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>>743064960
Still waiting. Please come stop the evil "Nazi" bad men.

H I D E
I D
D I
E D I H

Literally why.

>>743060413
Loiter, maybe some J-walking, i dunno.

>>743060413
Rob some banks.

>>743060413
>Go to gas station
>Warning sign says: no shirt,no shoes, no service
>Take off my shirt and shoes and begin shopping


King of the purge

>>743065988
>>743064960
>implying either of you would even leave your respective basements on purge night

I'm too anxious to do anything other than board up my house and wait it out. I'd just sit on the stairs in front of the door with a shotgun.

>>743060413
kill alice of 3d

>>743060413
Torrent WinRaR.

>>743065941
>far-right
>anti-american
pick one

>>743064043
good boy

watch hentai

>>743066360
>Projecting this hard

>>743066695
Magneto has a bad memory

>>743060593
Completely retarded. Beyond the obvious moral, ethical, social, psychological, and political issues, the whole thing falls apart in a year or two.

Imagine, one day out of the year, with plenty forewarning, the economy takes a nose dive. Why pay your car payment if its going to catch fire next month? Why lend your neighbor money, if he's gonna kill you the following day so he doesn't have to pay?

Total societal collapse in less than two years.

Begin purging the muslim threat from Europe. Deus Vult!

>>743065941
>Anyone who disagrees with my opinions or political affiliation is anti American

>>743060413

Steal gas.