Stupid gay cartoon porn.
>>743050883
he a cute
>>743050970
Too bad im not.
>>743051039
it's ok I'm not either.
>>743050801
Good luck with that. I'm focused solely on my work, a relationship would take time away from it.
>>743050774
The biggest guy I was with was 9". He was awful, didn't feel a thing and he was way too slow.
>>743051170
People touched your dick, so you clearly are.
>>743051194
Dont know why I even try when people have 9inch dicks out there.
You're lying about the awful though.
>>743051194
I'm not sure it's going to work out to be honest.
The people I love like that aren't exactly looking.
>>743051318
get drunk enough and people have beer goggles so they see past it.
>>743051424
When I get drunk I tend to just want to beat people to death.
>>743051318
I'm not. He was the most boring guy I've ever been with. I almost fell asleep.
>>743051415
So keep looking.
>>743051538
It's a non issue for now.
I want to work on making money for now. Been working 3 jobs lately.
>>743051526
we all act different while under the influence. that's ok.
>>743051538
Coming from you, he must have been a corpse.
>>743051641
He wasn't a corpse, but he may as well have been. At leas that way I'd have an interesting story.
>>743051615
I want to make money too, but not a lot of money.
>>743051538
People rather have sex with someone boring than me.
Not sure if im more boring than boring or im just more ugly than boring could ever out boring.
>>743051621
People tell me it is not okay that I am a virgin.
>>743051973
those people are just trying to push your buttons.
>>743051973
You're a weirdo, so that counts for something.
>>743052048
Why arent you a virgin then?
>>743052115
Counts to be a virgin and cannonfodder for the frontline of wars.
>>743052390
Or for other stuff.
>>743052390
Because I found someone I connected with in that way.
>>743052484
No other use for those people. You dont even have an example.
>>743052493
No, you needed to lose the blight that was virginity to fit in with the rest of humanity.
>>743052589
ohh. Well I didn't and don't see it that way.
>>743052589
You could clean shark tanks in aquariums. Or you could work for animal control and euthanize dogs.
>>743052690
Yes you did, dont fuck with me.
>>743052691
The only use I have is cannonfodder for the frontline of a war.
>>743052905
I could think of another use.
>>743053017
Cleaning toilets is for niggers because they're too stupid to fight in a war.
>>743053153
You could test hammers.
Although niggers would be better off exterminated and people should clean up their own mess. No need for cleaning jobs.
>>743053266
Smiths do that
>>743053266
hammers are cool
>>743053316
On dogs.
>>743053347
I've got a bunch of hammers hidden around my apartment.
>>743053427
tactical hammers?
>>743053427
Virgins have no other use than cannonfodder in wars.
>>743053526
You could be my studio assistant. Help build stretchers for canvases, model or sketches, clean brushes, etc.
>>743053502
Yes.
>>743053656
what kinds of hammers?
>>743053656
Im not doing anything with my life unless I get sex. I cant get sex because I am too old and too ugly. My only use is a shocktrooper on a frontline. The world has no war with a frontline so I have no use so I will sit around, do nothing, and waste resources.
>>743053705
Ball pein and claw hammers.
>>743053774
Be my studio assistant, I'll give you sex, let you sleep on a pile of rags, and feed you gruel and day old bread.
>>743053802
i like all hammers.
>>743053925
Right?
>>743053913
You're a disgusting old man.
>>743053913
day old bread isn't all that bad. I'd take it.
>>743053999
i have like 6 hammers. maybe more.
>>743054024
Yes, but it's the best deal you're gonna get from anybody.
>>743054043
I have probably a dozen.
I love bread up to a week old.
>>743054163
Ill deal with sitting around doing nothing with my life and wasting resources.
If society chose me to be a virgin and not provide a war for me to be useful in then that's their problem.
more butts!
>>743054163
I could make french toast or even bread pudding with that old bread dude. it'd be dope. and I could burrow under those rags of a bed and it'd be like a thick blanket!
>>743054285
You'll waste my gruel and old bread if you take my deal. I don't want to waste my gruel ad old bread on others.
>>743054410
Why use it on me when you can use it on better people?
>>743054406
Yes it would be. It would also smell great because they're soaked in turpentine, which is my favorite smell.
>>743054410
Like those guys with 8inch and 9inch dicks I cant compete with.
>>743054487
Because you're a weirdo and it would be funny.
>>743054551
I don't fuck that guy with the 9" dick, he was too boring.
>>743054561
>>743054551
please more dragons PLEASE
>>743054529
I would smell good then.
>>743054612
>e621.net
>>743054609
You only get once choice and it will be them because I am not good enough.
>>743054646
Yes you would.
>>743054680
If I had to choose between you and that guy I'd choose you.
>>743054655
literally every furry image ever posted here is already on e621. why even post here if you're going to say that dumb shit?
>>743054730
what's the gruel made of?
>>743053925
My favourite are 4 pound short handled sledges. I'm a hobby blacksmith.
-grawlix
>>743054612
A furry grill seems to be the worst. Even if it doesn't catch fire, the furry would get in the food and ruin it.
>>743054730
My dick isnt 9inches, so you choose him. There is no reason otherwise except for ironically and no one is serious in ironic choices.
>>743054808
Requesting shit when you can get it yourself
By chance are you a nigger?
>>743054860
that's why i picked it best name
>>743054855
I got me one of those too.
>>743054826
Wheat.
>>743054892
You said you're 7.5", I'll take that over someone with a 9" dick that doesn't know how to use it.
>>743054914
They're great for finagling steel before you finesse it.
>>743054965
and water?
>>743054981
i just like to smash things with it
>>743054908
i like the interaction of threads and getting exposed to things im not otherwise looking for.
why are you here if you can find everything you wan on e6? dumb nigger
>>743055064
To call people stupid niggers and shit talk.
>Oh goy why are you in a thread of despite wirgin kikes
Nah im here for the Q U A L I T Y peopel
>>743055046
Yeah, for dinner. For breakfast I boil in milk and a bit of sugar.
>>743055119
fuck you filthy nigger cia nigger
>>743054965
Im a virgin, I dont know how to use it. He is much more desireable
Him:
+9Inches
+Goodlooking (Evidence cus not a virgin)
+Not a virgin
Me:
-7.5 inches (Shitty small dick)
-ugly (Evidence cus vrigin, no one has sex with ugly people)
-virgin
The choice is obvious
>>743055150
Found the kike
>>743055135
can we not use milk if I eat it? Milk makes my tummy sad.
>>743055153
how come gay people have nice sized dicks. can i be gay if i have 6" dick?
>>743055153
I'll give you a romp over him any day of the week. At the very least it would be good for a few laughs.
>>743055201
We can do soy milk.
>>743055218
If you're under 8inches you need to cut your dick off to make way for the useful dicks.
>>743055278
noice. Ok I'm in.
>>743055306
no please. cant i exercise it or something
>>743055278
I dont laugh, I hate the sound of laughter. I hate the cackling humans make. I cant fucking stand it.
I hate it.
Hate
>>743055218
Yes, as long as it fits in my butt.
>>743055504
Whats new?
>>743055504
>posts dragons
>likes my dick
>would let me impregnate
wanna be my gf?
>>743055375
Hooray!
>>743055444
That's fine, I won't laugh while you're there.
>>743055821
Where? Im not going anywhere.
>>743055821
I'll bring some cloths for me and a box of dirt for your pueblo asap
>>743055973
You'll go to sleep. Then I'll laugh quietly to myself.
>>743056020
Yes, then I can start to build the pueblo right away.
>>743056088
spicy. alright gonna hit the hay. later gator
>>743056088
That's what everyone already does when they think about them not being virgins and people who are virgins.
>>743055678
Hunnibuns would not approve.
>>743055664
I got a fat dog lying on the couch, being fat.
>>743056212
Bye bye.
>>743056265
But then you won't be a virgin. I'll be laughing because then you won't have that to complain about anymore.
>>743056325
Nice
>>743056399
I wont be having sex with anyone.
>>743056510
You will be having sex with me and I'm nobody. It is decided.
>>743056325
so youre like my ex now
>>743056607
I didnt go through 24 years of virginity when everyone else only went through 15-19 to have sex with a disgusting hambone like you. Ill put a few bullets in you instead.
>>743056748
Sure you will.
>>743056412
In love
>>743056412
I've been wasting the day in GW2. How's it going on your end?
>>743056748
>losing your virginity to men and not women
ISHYGDDT
>>743056887
Women dont want me and it made me gay.
Hows it feel being the 1 of 12 people playing gw2?
>>743056871
Going okay
I bought too much pizza dough so I made 2 huge calzones
>>743057145
I wanna fill that ass
>>743057532
ill fill ur ass
with sodee pop
>soda enema
>>743057750
fuckin
JEALOUS?>!?!?!?!?!?!
>>743057818
shit custard into hbs mouth like the american pigdogs you are
>>743056715
Post your dick.
>>743057145
I want a calzone.
>>743057889
i loved you. how could you do this to meeeeeeeeeeee
maybe some other time. no privacy here, too much family
>>743057975
Rape them.
>>743057532
I did twice last night
>>743057889
It's huge. I though the dough was smaller, turns out it was the size of a cookie sheet.
>>743058113
n-n-no senpai. it's sleep time now
>>743057872
im japanese tho, i watch annemay and speak japan.
>>743058237
disgusting gaijin
>>743058269
YOU RACK A DISCIPRIN
>>743058237
can you help me practice my japanese? im learning hiragana now
>>743058315
Go fly a plane into a ship
>>743058228
Rape them all.
>>743058334
http://store.steampowered.com/app/438270
>>743058339
IM GONNA FRY INTO UR HOURSE
>>743058405
Like to see you try to see
>>743058440
AS THE NARRU TOE ONCE SAID
BERIVE IT
>>743058119
Lets make it four tonight baby ;3
>>743058502
do you berive it
naruto
naruto
beleeeeve it
>>743058405
>$7
nigga i aint rich. why cant you just be friends instead of deferring friendship to a video game
>>743057094
I'd probably have sex with you
>>743058551
if youre a woman you should have sex with me. in fact even if you arent you should have sex with me. where you live
>>743058525
believe! thumb up
>>743058542
what
>>743058551
You top or bottom
>>743058673
hnnnng lord jesus moar draggos
I wish I could afford to hire models. None of my friends are willing to pose because they feel self conscious.
>>743058647
Portland
>>743058682
Bottom
thicc tails
>>743058886
youre too far sorry
>>743058957
yes please god
>>743058958
Rape them all.
F5F5F5F5
Why is yellow cum so abundant in these pictures? Do that many of you actually have yellow jizz? The fuck ya nasty bastards
>>743060288
Why use a toy when you have a nice hard cock right here