What would you do if you won the Powerball /b/?

>>743022406
id buy a cozy house, a car i enjoy, a godly pc, a dog or two, and live coasting for the rest of my life.

id probably make a steam beg thread and buy everyones entire wishlists for ma niggas on /b/

I would buy a nigger and call him Jamal.

>>743022406
Give half of it to the next one who rolls dubs.

>>743022500
The Next one

>>743022406
>What would you do if you won the Powerball /b/?

Pay off my house. Buy another car.

>>743022406
Do a quads get money thread, and actually deliver.

>>743022406
Do some meme for 4chan

>>743022500
I'd do the same

>>743022700
winrar. You're set bro

>if I win

>>743022406
I would put half of it in my savings and leave it be for the rest of my life. 25% will go into my deposit box. The other 25% will go towards bettering myself. House, a decent car, new sunglasses and shoes, a handmade watch. I'm simple.

>>743022406
Quit my job at Wendy's

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>>743022406
I'd buy this house.

Buy 4chan and then shut it down.

i bought 4. id pay off my dad and siblings' home. get my immediate family out of debt., then get a home upfront, a shitty lotus evora, and then go back to school. also buy a brick of afghan heroin for the fuck of it and a brick of coke. then start amassing a collection of guitars and amps and pedals, and add to my gun collection. all that would barely put a dent in the total of the winnings. Id have money for life, but i still wanna go back to school

>>743022873
That's... that's my house! I won't sell it

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>>743022406

>>743022802
I like you

>>743022406

I still don't get how Americans are stupid with lotteries.

Your $1 stake is taxed, but if you win say $200m, you either take your rightful winnings in 20 year installments or something similar like $10m a year (because they want to try and get as much interest on the money before giving it to you).

Or.

Take a one payment and it is usually 50% the amount you won. And most pick this, because they are fucking stupid.

Why do gaming commissions get away with this shit? And why are Americans letting it happen?

I'd probably get some nachos or something. That would be cool

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>>743022406
I'd buy this house.

>>743022406
Stop being upper middle class?

>>743022406
I need some new socks

>mine have those little holes in the back near the heel

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I'd donate all of it to the Trump organization

>>743022406
I would cash in the ticket.

>>743022570
His name is Toby.

>>743023015
What a cutie.

>>743022406
I would buy, like, 100 lottery tickets

>>743022406
I already have plans for this. I'm never going to win, but if I did, so many people's lives would improve. I would set aside a few million for my family and myself and literally blow the rest on people or causes that I felt deserving. For example, I work at a local food bank. I'd donate 5-10 million there, and give a million each to these two homeless dudes that volunteer there on behalf of their shelter. I have a buddy who's kind of a loser, still lives with his family even though he's like 25 and still a virgin too. I'd clean him up, buy him a car so he can ditch his moped, and give him just enough to get out on his own and start really living. There's this other guy I know, wants to move out West with his mom. I'd give him a few mil. And there's this wildlife preserve I volunteer at sometimes, big cats and stuff. I love feeding the tigers, but the place needs some financial backing, and I would slam them with the big bucks too. After that, I'd just travel looking for people with shit lives and turn that mess around for them. Mom and Pop shops on the brink of closing down, people who can't afford their medical bills... Fuck it. It's just money. I've lived without it 27 years, I like video games and my computer. I don't need a big home or ten cars, fuck all that... I'd even do a few threads here and do big giveaways, just for the fun of it.

>>743022406
Put half into money market accounts, buy a million in gold, Buy a ranch with some acreage, and a nice house (or have one built), buy photo gear, open a studio, and live off the interest of my investments.
I'd also give my niece a job, and a place to live when she turned 18, and pay to have her educated.

>>743023561
Everyone says that till they actually win, money gets to your head and you change into someone else. Doesn't matter who you are

>>743022873
That model is called the Fagstone

>>743022975
Everyone has a price.

>>743023285
Animal

>>743022406
Shitpost and touch myself

>>743022873
too much maintenance required for that house

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>>743023665
I would take the money and turn your niece into a sex slave to share with my millionaire friends.

I would buy 4chan and then either shut it down or close all boards except MLP.

>>743022406
Shitpost on 4chan all day eyyday like im doing now.

If I win I'm buying this place and I'll bring back Snacks.
Also a small apartment or house and just live comfy while shitposting for the rest of my life.

>>743023308
this is a good idea

>>743022406
>probably die from shock

>>743022406
I'd give 10% to the church.

I hope an illegal wins it
It would make alot trumpers mad

>>743024601
Cuck

>>743023681
I get you, my man, but that's not me, so don't talk like you know me. I'm not going to sit here and break down my life to you, but I'm broke between paychecks because of all the things I do for others, and I enjoy it. I like seeing people happy. I spend a lot of my free time doing volunteer work and taking friends and family places or treating them to nice things. Plus, I've already made a promise to God. I keep my word, every. single. time.

>>743023048
It's actually less than half. Like the 700mil in a state with no tax will give 333 million cash pay out. Which is exactly what I would choose. Having that much money right now, minus even 33 million of it (for whatever lavish lifestyle you want), properly managed, could get you well above 700 million before you're dead. That and why take 30 annual installments that equate to 525/700 million? You could die any day of those years.

>>743022406
Disrupt the stock market of small companies.

>>743022406
tbh wouldnt spend much of it

I would buy op anysize dildo he wants

>>743024537
You'll need a house in a gated community and a security service to monitor cameras on the yard.

>win lotto
>buy 4chan
>shut it down for good

>>743022406
Burn all the cash.

>>743024804
>win lotto
>buy 4chan
>exterminate mods
>put it on kahzakstani server
>free cp for all.

Kill naggers

>>743024787
why would I need any of that? you don't have to publicly come forward as a winner.

>>743022406
buy trumps dick pics from melania for 100m

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I would spend at least 50 million hiring lawyers to file lawsuits against blacks and their racist, anti-white organizations. I would sue them out of existence.

>>743022406

Buy 700 million more tickets to the next one. Double or nothin

>>743024703

Exactly, why are the protected from doing that, the JP is whatever it is, if you win it... it is yours. Not theirs.

Why should you have to choose less or in installments.

It is fucking retarded.

Also you can technically give your money as inheritance to other family members, since that money is yours and you agreed to installments, the lottery commission is still legal bound to pay you that money, which would now be given to whoever you picked to inherit it.

>>743023048
The only person who has ever done the installments in the history of powerball is some asian guy.

>>743022406
Pay off my car and my mothers
Pay off my mother house
Buy my own little place with good internet
Buy myself a r32 mk7 and my mother a car of her choosing
Many donate a bit of it, why not I've got a lot to go around

>>743024932
being that triggered over their "racism" but complain when they think racism exists still

buy my momma a beach house
buy me some sneakers
use my money to bang emma watson

>>743022406
Buy 4Chan

>>743022406

it would be shitty. there's really no pride in winning the lottery.

>>743022406
I would invest half of it in low risk mutual funds and then take the other half over to my friend Asadulah who works in securities.

>>743025164
This.
Under rated post

>>743025201
pride is gay

>>743025201
Fuck pride. To quote Dave - I'm rich biiitch"

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>>743025082
Nah, I just hate niggers living in Western Civilization and want to do everything I can to make life as uncomfortable for them as possible, since they don't belong here. Having millions to spend towards this aim would be hugely productive.

>>743025245

by your definition, maybe

>win lotto
>immediately bet it all on a single roulette spin
>always bet on black
>lose it all
>go back hone and fap to transgender MLP porn like every other Wednesday

>>743025286
hate them so much to waste money on them nice

>>743024703
annual installments are still 10 million+ a year. thats more than enough to live however you like.
Guaranteed income for life rather than a lump sum is safer, and more useful for investing.

>>743024513
my nigga

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Buy a tank, don't need ammo just the tank

OOOOOOH. I THINK I WINALOTO. CAN YOU BELIEVE ME BROTHER?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3OGMrZKIjKU

Set up a trust fund for both of my children, accessible to them after they've acquired graduate degrees and established themselves in their chosen career fields.

>>743025065

Who ended up with more in the long run, never having to worry if he splashed too much cash.

Lets be honest the majority of people take the lesser amount because of greed.

>>743024877
>win lotto
>buy 4chan
>make it a pay site
>charge $99 a month just to access the site and view boards
>charge an extra $39.95 to be able to post

buy a nice yacht, commit all crimes in international waters
set off fireworks every night
see if i can shoot them outta the sky with other fireworks

>>743025596
Also, pay off my house and cars and give a few million each to my parents and in-laws.

>>743022406
the same thing i do now, sit at home and play videogames, except in a better home with a better car and better computer

>>743022406
Buy 4chan and range ban Canadians

>>743025753
watch the entire site die within 30 days

>>743025013
Oh no, I fucking agree with you on that. They shouldn't be allowed to tax so much, that's America for you though. Sinkhole of money in taxes that are rarely used for it's citizens and their communities.

I'd rather take a lump sum and risk investing. Be it a business of your own or an up-and-coming company... Not saying I'd get bitcoin-esque turnarounds, but say you throw 200 (and keep 100) into a company and by some luck (you already won the lottery, why not?) that triples it's value in 5 years... Cash out and you have more than the combined 30 years of annual payouts.

Even a 1/3 of the lump sum is easily lived off of in interest. It's really just how you want to play it.

>>743025513
There was a site I found a while back where you could buy military surplus and in Connecticut of all places (i think it was Connecticut iirc) someone had a ww2 tank for sale, fully restored with working guns, was licensed and legal in the state and everything. They were asking like 200 something grand. There are other people selling decommissioned ones, mobile missile launchers, all that shit

>>743024921
Depends on what state you are in

>>743025432
>masters in investing

buy an expensive gun and kill myself

i supposed i'd buy a bunch of amphetamine and finally be able do my fucking work.

>>743022406
I guess my first project is to buy a bunch of of those fake boobs, and then build a boob tunnel

>>743026111
If i had 200k, most tanks i looked up were around 6mill plus, but those were probably modern tanks

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>>743022406
Start a firearm manufacturing company.

Pay off all my debts
Set up a college fund for my kids
Buy a house in rural Colorado.
Smoke trees and fuck my wife until the day I die

>>743026456
Yeah, if you want a fuckin m1 abram its gonna be in the millions.

http://www.milweb.net/webvert/a2476/90475

>>743022406
Id buy 4chan from Asia face moot.

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>>743022406
Buy 4chan. Then close it forever.

>>743023308
Underrated post

>>743023681
Pre-cuck Arnold said you find out who you really are when you get rich, your true personality comes out.

>>743022406
buy a nice victorian home somewhere in new england, hire a great interior designer to make it comfy as fuck, build a massive library of first editions, full bar full of the finest spirits, relax for life.

>>743024968
THIS, everyone knows you're supposed to let it ride

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Two chicks at the same time

>>743025201
everyone who gets rich did it through luck. even geniuses who built their empires just won the genetic lottery. pure hard work will get you a desk job and 60 thousand a year, that's it.

>>743022873

looks like a cozy house for a grandma

>>743022406
build an underground bunker so i could shitpost in peace

>>743022406
I would buy a lot of drugs, alcohol, guns and a house.

>>743028393
Paint yourself black too?

>>743024602
you dont even know how it works do you?

>Get a penthouse in Miami Beach
>99% of porn stars escort, fly all my favorites out and have unprotected sex with them there
>Buy an estate in the UK for my mother to live
>Leave behind the US to the blacks and Latinos
>Buy a few thousand acres of land and set up the world's largest no-kill animal sanctuary
>Spend the rest of my life jetting around the planet

>>743022406
give it all away and kill myself

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>>743027721
fuckin' aye

>>743025282
It was Donnell Rawlings who said that, but yeah...

Make 100 thousand joints and mail them to people on the voter rolls.

>>743026859
sounds like the life to be lived

>>743022406
Kill myself.

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>>743025878

>>743026331
>it all come to the end of the tunnel
>OP installed a 4.5 inches off the floor golden dildo in the middle of the room

1)I would buy a piece of property in the mountains of NC or VA. Build a ecologically sound and off grid house as well as a small lake and man made wetlands. Make sure the house is built to out last me and never cost a dime besides taxes and maintenance. Set aside a trust to pay for said taxes and maintenance in perpetuity.
2)Get a pilots licence for fixed wing aircraft
3) Learn how to sail
4) Travel 5 or so months out of the year modestly
5) Figure out how much I can spend and only live off the interest
6) When not traveling or sick of it set up a we'll run sheep's milk cheese producing dairy and cave age my own dank bleu cheese.
7) Find ways to give to my community and make the world a little less bad.

>>743022406
Play the lottery

>>743030888

>Play the lottery

Checked

>Win money
>Set up investment firm
>Work on local projects, with businesses
>Run for MP
>Win
>Continue to use my money and influence to rise the political ladder
>All the while building more capital and investing in a very diverse portfolio

>Once in a useful position of power lobby for legalisation of cannabis
>Retire once legal
>Capitalise and become cannabis mogul
>I'm face of UK cannabis
>Worldwide brand
>Celeb

>>743022406

I'd see to it I had a little set aside for myself to live in comfort and without worry, and then use what was left to offer the same to my closest friends who put up with me at rock bottom.

Get lots of land in Texas. Build cool house on it. Drive dirtbikes/atvs on my land while hunting boar. Bring wife's cousin with me make sure he keeps me drunk. Take a giant boar on 1 on 1. Get stabbed in stomach and die soon after. Give everything to my son who is really not mine but my wife's and her brothers child

I'd immediatly find a documentary company to follow me around every day so I can get a netflix special
It'd be titled something cheasy like the urban monk of florida.
It'd be all about how i'm the only man to not let money corrupt him.
Then it'd spin off into a light hearted show about my day to day shenanigans.
Then I'd resign to just having a large social media following and showing up at things I thought were cool.

I'd have scavenger hunts in my city.
I'd challenge people to tetris with a 500k prize if you beat me.
I'd host real life dnd sessions. i.e. rent a park and we "adventure in it"
I'd probably fall into prostitutes, gambling, and weed in vegas tho. I honestly wonder if i'd make it out of that.

Hire a PI to find the Andy Sixx forced meme poster and then hire some thugs to cut thier fingers off. Make him actually eat a lot of shit and video whole affair. Post webm on /b/.
Live off interest and die a happy man.

Buy a house near my city with land and not tell anybody about where I live. buy a nice car and drive my current car around so nobody including my friends ever knows. Whenever friends want to hang out go over to there place or get an apartment. Continue going to school for 10 more years while shitposting on my super computer

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>>743031134
That's oddly specific

>>743031292
Hahaha you are my hero

But abandoned missle silo and produce a kilo or two of LSD a year. Get the real shit back in circulation like it was in the 90's.

>>743031646
By the way my name is Robert Beratheon

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>>743031292
Dear god yes this

>>743022406
Invest it.

Pretend to be poor and find a good grill.

>>743022406
>tell my family i only won 10% of what i actually won.
>buy houses/invest 80%
>share some with family
>live comfortable life.

>>743031864
If she knows you have the money it precludes her being a good girl

>>743031864
>>743031994
Yeah you'd need to have her fall in love with you never knowing. Then drop that shit on her day after wedding. She would never cheat on you or leave you with half your shit

>>743022406
I would seriously buy me a thousand acres and build a homestead for future generations of my family

buy a mack truck even though i don t have a cdl and id save the rest and give some to family

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>>743024777
Gentlemen get trips

>>743032159
This is right except make it the day after you die

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>>743025220

>>743031292
u da real mvp

>>743032490
Nah

>>743031292
May you win

I'd buy a small island, set up traps in the water surrounding it, and when shipwrecked people wash up I'd hunt them for sport.

>>743022406
pay off debts. Roll up to my exes house and spit in her face and throw...oh idk 5k up in the air and walk away. Leave the country, go live some where I've always wanted, or just travel and invest.

>>743033090
Pretty sure there's like a book on this.

>>743033149
I got 20 tickets. so wish me luck

>>743022406

Eh

Split in 10

>family get 1/10
>Siblings get 2/10
>Siblings get 3/10
>Siblings get 4/10
> Pay 300 people to put on identical costumes and quietly walk in a single file line for an hour three times that day downtown on a busy day just to fuck with people with a full security detail of the locals PD's dressed in all black and other unamed expenses 5/10
>invest in whatever way I fancy 6/10
>Build a self sustaining mini fortress 8/10
>Live off the rest 10/10

>>743033149
What if she sues you for psychological damage. I say you just kinda rub it in her face in a non physical way.

>>743033325
O.o like the mini fortress thing. I have a thing for walls

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>>743033342
she wont, she knows what she did. Plus dude I left the country she can eat my dick. whats she gonna do hire a lawyer for 5k to try to take a bit of money from me? please....

>>743023048
You dont think your risk of getting killed by someone to save paying you millions of dollars wouldnt increase???....retard. the government would surely whack you for alot less

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Buy the log cabin in Colorado pic related. Give half the money too my mom. Have about 10 live in hookers 5 porn stars 3 college girls 1 hooker 1 midget. Buy a shit ton of guns buy about a million dollars in high grade marijuana. And find random married couples and offer them 100k to bang the wife but the husband has too watch creame pie bear back just too see if she stays with him but make where she has too take a morning after pill.

>>743033849
Your answer wins

You're telling me that /4chan/ hasn't found a way to rig the lottery
>Notmy4chan

>>743033759
Straight up. That or profit more in 20 years after the currency had devalued and you gained no interest or profit from investments

>>743033849
good shit anon

>>743023048
The installments are almost always worth less than the lump sum when considering the time value of money.

>>743022406
Why didn't you post a recentish pic of the powerball, dumbass.

they cost 2dollars now.

>>743033849
Damn. everything about that was cool.

>>743022938
*fingers crossed for anon*

Should I go out and get one right now?

>>743033456

Thanks bro

May you dick down a cute girl soon, say my name during though

>>743034190
Too late

>>743022406
Be freer to fap on my own will cuz no work. Faster internet, better porn. Top of the line lube, the shits that's like $60-80/pint

>>743034456
Whats your name?

>>743034512
Michael Scott

>>743034458
Oh well, It comes and goes. Old enough to know that. Besides, no one will win it tonight.

>>743022406
pay off debts
help some of my friends
invest so i never have to work again
get a wife
have a family

>>743034692
Wife leaves you, takes half, kids need money, expect a certain lifestyle. Slip back deeper into dept.

Forget the wife, stick to hookers, theyre cheaper

>>743022406
I'd recreate the masion from Lugi's mansion on gamecube and live in it, then I would buy alot of guitars and probabaly a giant Organ that can be heard throughout the house, and play scary music. And hookers too!

I'd buy an island from the Micronesian government so I can get the fuck away from all the damn retards in America and watch it all slowly crumble.

>>743034636
I wont forget it. Ill yell it everytime when orgasm. I'm actually really excites to see there confused faces

>>743025432
What happens when ur powrrball annuity is no longer funded due to ur states sorry ass financial choices dumbshit?

>>743022406
prob buy a banana or something

>>743035078
I have the same thoughts.

>>743022406
i would start an organization for the advancement of white people

Pay off debt, move to a less shit country, stocks market, probably set up a scholarship after a friend of mine who got murdered.

Buy a nice house in LA, trade it to the family that currently lives in my childhood house for said house.
Buy whatever the most expensive Alienware desktop is at the time.
Pay off the house I'm living in for family.
Pay my dad back for all of the schooling and other expenses over the years, so I don't feel bad about shutting him out of my life.
Set up a fund for my little cousins' college, pay for my sister's.
Invest the rest, write up a will that leaves it all to my mom or sister if she's dead by then, and just kinda do what I already do anyways and distract myself from reality with Videogames.

Buy a huge chunk of land in the Appalachians.
Build a castle.
Set up my own little fiefdom where people can live on and work farms on my land for a cut of their crops. Use it as a way to teach sustainable small scale agriculture.
Build farmers market for my sharecroppers. Slowly build it into a medieval town around my castle. Generate income as a tourist destination.
Play at being a lord for the rest of my life.

>>743022873
Looks like a house from a game

>>743034805
prenup, haha. foreign wife with green card will sign anything

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Probably settle down in the country with a large turnip

>>743031134
Cowboys of thrones

>>743035457
Damn dude sorry about your homie, RIP.

>>743034636

Faggot dont pretend to be me

>>743035087

They call me D.

I must go my bro, I got homeless stuff to do