ITT: SHARE YOUR SECRETS

Op is a faggot

>>743010712
Hey now, im just trying to do my job

>>743010562
I was molested by a teacher when I was a child and now I'm afraid of sexual intimacy.

>>743011256
the only way to get over it is to molest a child yourself and give your problems to them. you will then be back to normal

>>743011479
Um.. Maybe.

>>743011745
think i saw it on dr phil

>>743011938
Yeah.. Uh.. Sounds about right.

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>>743010562
My old boss is going through surgeries and is in an immense amount of pain. She's really cute, used to be gothic and shit and is into everything satanic and dark but has expensive taste in things.

Anyway, I stopped by a few months ago, just to chat. She liked to complain a lot and once told me to "grab one of those straight razors, anon, and just slit my throat" (I used to work at a store called Art of Shaving). I of course declined but the way she wanted me to do it really fucken turned me on... i don't know why but if I could get away with it, I would probably do it. Go to her house, get her naked, get me naked, enjoy the feel of our bodies, maybe a little penetration, and during our fucking, I'd slit her fucken throat and just let the blood pour out, turn her over, and just watch her eyes as her life escapes her.

That really turned me on. Just how BADLY she wanted me to do it.

i'm gay

I once wanked

Ive got one.
Im a 24 yr str8 bro who lives in california right next to the beach, and coincidentally theres popular nude beach within a couple miles from my house. I got hammered one day while my gf was away and got curious about the beach, went down to it and ended up sucking someones cock. Idk why, he wasnt attractive, just some old man with the biggest balls i had ever seen in real life. i sucked him off till he came, went home and jerked off like crazy. it was hot, idk if i would do it again

>>743012501

Congrats. You're a wanker now.

>>743010562
I have the almost overwhelming urge to find a guy on Craigslist to fill me full of cum. Most of the time I want it to be a nigger with a 9"+ cock.

My younger sister forced me to watch her getting fucked by my two "friends". She tied me up against my will and all of them treated me like shit

>>743012560

Congrats. You're a cocksucker now.

I want to be kidnapped, feminized and turned into a sex slave and be pimped out.

I think about what to say in this thread but when internet is connected I forget every secrets I liked to say.
I think of:
>Inventing my challenges to see how smart is /b/
>tell something about me I will not tell in person
>how looking at teens and to know what they think and see how stupid it looks what they do and realize you can't help them to understand something about life, when they like to do shit, and how easy they are manipulated is ridicules

>>743010562
I killed somebody 20 years ago and was never caught.

>>743012611
ages

>>743010562
I'm 21, my step mom is 34, and we have been fucking each other's brains out while my dad is away working.

>>743012810
in paris by chance?

>>743012860
pics or it didnt happen

I fear my girlfriend of 4 months is cheating on me. I'd confront her but she's 7 and a half months pregnant. I have a small feeling the child may not be mine

>>743012816
I'm 23, she's 21. they are a bit older than me

>>743012810
Care to back up your claims or at least elaborate?

>>743012972
Not happening, so you silly 12 year old edge lords can dox me and fuck up what I got going on.

I jack off a lot at work

>>743012978
She isn't. Calm down. Just take care of her and the child.

>>743012978
Confront her, don't be a cuck

>>743012860
any story to share?
how it all starts?
how you too go about having sex?
do you have regrets, how you deal with this?

>>743013128
Plot twist: this anon works at a sperm bank.

>>743013338
Shhhh

I write cheesy high school romance stories and shipping fanfiction
I don't drink or smoke because my dad became an addict right around the time I was born
I have a three inch erection and I’m circumcised.
I didn’t masturbate until I was 18 and can’t get off to naked women or porn as I find something deeply uncomfortable about both. I last for about thirty seconds to a minute on average.
When I was younger, my dad used to shave me, cut my nails, trim my pubes, pop pimples on my face and back, would smell my penis to make sure it smelled nice, would do the same for my armpits, and would sometimes shower with me. This went on until I was around 16 and he would also beat me if I ever denied him.
Every weekend for the past four years, I’ve gone to the movies or taken a nap in my car and told my mom I was out with friends. I’ve also told her I’m dating a Korean girl who was in one of my university classes.
When I was younger, girls at school used to hug me and random and would also tell me they loved me. Eventually I found out they would dare each other to hug guys they found especially creepy/ugly and I was a prime target. One of them also started a rumour I was stalking her because we lived on adjacent streets, after which most of my friends stopped associating with me.
My mom desperately wants grandkids but I'm pathologically terrified of women and fat/below average girls treat me like shit.
When I was a teenager, I used to do weird/disgusting shit to make my friends laugh. More than once I dropped my pants and danced around because I had a small dick and it made them laugh to see me humiliate myself. I would do anything to make someone like me.
I like the band Echosmith.
The only time I use reddit is going on r/pillowtalkaudio to download audios where girls pretend to be your girlfriend and pretend to talk to you to help me fall asleep. I also paid a woman online to make me a 10 minute custom girlfriend audio

I watch futanari porn and can basically only cum if I see huge tits and a cock.
I also like to shove things up my ass while thinking I got long hair and nice tits, or more comonly I imagine being a girl I know with a cock.

I showered with a super cute 9yo girl earlier today. Have done it quite a few times before also.

i've been getting fucked behind my bf's backalways ehm.. up the ass. i don't know why. . i'm a horrible human being, and it's getting worse every day, now i have a few people from here talking to me on kik. i've actually send one of them a picture. i'm terrified of him sharing it now. i do such fucking stupid stuff when people are mean. i don't know what's wrong with me for liking being humiliated. i wish this would just end.

>>743013022
>or at least elaborate

It happened somewhere in the USA.

>>743012978
You're joking right?

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>>743013525
I won't stand for this.

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>>743013311
No time gotta leave for work,
No regrets at all, if it wasn't me it would be some one else. She came onto me, she is a freak, a little chubby, wide hips and big tits. Pic is her body type

>>743013421
FeelsBadMan, I'd hug you if I could bro :/
No homo

>>743013478
well, at least you're making your boyfriend popular ?

>>743010562
17 years ago , or less
As i remember i was 5 , my grandmother was in her bed , while my mother was in a another room , my grany was sick and stuff , she got hart attack that day , she told me to bring her chess to the room so she can play with my mother , she really loves chess, i do it , i call my mother then someone i know from my family came , i don't remember who exactly , but .. he was sweating and hardly breathing even my 91 years old grandmother felt it , she asked him what's wrong ? , He said nothing , and left the room , after an hour or so , i went to my bed , next morning , everyone was in my grandmother room , ... She's dead , i went downstairs because i was afraid of looking to her , then i saw him , that guy , he said " i didn't know it was too much , you told me something something 300grams i did what you told me , on the phone i heir the other saying in a loud voice YOU FUCKING KILLED HER YOU KNOW THAT"
I never told anyone about this not even my mother

>>743013421
I don't think the dad shit is true, or any of it for that matter, but this is fucking depressing.

itt faggot mods monitoring thread so they can report juicy info.

>>743013478
You have multiple options:
1) kill yourself
2) control your urges, use common sense (currently you are letting your urges control your common sense thus addmiting you are on par with animals)
3) keep being subhuman

>>743013525
Would like to know more. How did you kill that person? M or f? Why? Age? I really want know how it feels like, the moment you know you just took a life and the person will never comeback.

>>743013629
Fine, I won't share more.

>>743014037
lol mr fbi gotta try harder

>>743013478
do you just go up to guys and offer up your ass ?

>>743013478
how long have you been seeing your boyfriend? Has ever caught you lol? maybe your bf can get in on it too

I raped 4 homeless girls, 2 of them at the same time.

I like talking about rape fantasies with girls i know irl

kik is realestben44 if anyone wants to see/talk about some

>>743012501
you fucking monster

>>743013780
i.. i guess.

>>743014024
i've actually been thinking about the first option. i really don't go looking for them i actively say them i don't want it, but they don't listen. i hate being submissive.

>>743014196
no... they're friends oh his. one of them did it first then told the other friend about it. i try to avoid them as much as possible

>>743014285
over 2 years. and no he's never caught me, thank god. he would not be into it at all. he treats me so well. i just don't want to lose him

>>743014037
Kekd. Too obv mr. Fbi

>>743014131
You're not sharing anyways faggot

>>743010562
Stepdaughter guy here. I was on holiday with both stepdaughters (Maisie 14 yo and Sophie 18, aliases obviously).

We rented a house in the mountains, on the first day i passed in front of the bathroom, Maisie was getting out of the shower, with the door open.

I had'nt seen her naked recently, only very quickly, entering in her room while whe was changin, things like that.

And there, out of the blue, when i tol hed she should close the door, she replied (you already saw me naked). I played the innocent, and quickly retired, so ionly had one good shot of her boobs, as beautiful as i glimsed them recently.

I saw them one more time in the week. She was going to the shower, and grabbed me to give me "a mission": i was to ensure nobody would enter the bathroom while she was showering, except her mom. I asked "and me?", her response: "if you want", and while telling me this, as if it was nothing, she removed her bikini top. Trust me, it was magnificent.

On another occasion, while watching tv, she was on her belly on the couch next to me, and put her legs on my lap. She loves to cuddle (withanybody), and loves some scratching on her back and legs. (and whenever i scratch her lower back, she tells me to go under her sport bra). Anyway this time she wanted it on her legs, and didn't protest even when i got really up high, up to her mini short (so short her panties were sticking out a bit).

I'm a bit confused, as she's only 14. What is it? Innocent childish games? Some teasing she doesnt realize herself?

>>743012359
This thread is about secrets, not obvious truths, faggot.

I've been cheating on my bf since we started dating.
He is a cool guy and everything, but i have my needs, which he is unable to fulfill.

I jerk it at least 3 times a day
I cheated on my girlfriend of 2 years quite a few times throughout our relationship ship
I act all cool and badass when it's all a show I put in
I am bi
I have a mediocre sized dick imo I wish it was bigger
I shave twice a week and I like to finger my asshole in the shower
I lie a lot to people irl
sometimes I leave my wrists face up and hope someone asks me if I'm doing okay when they see the numerous scars and cuts on them
I have a terribly hard time making friends
I have don't care at all for other people's needs except a select few people
I can only make friends online and I try to do so in an attempt to get something from them anything at all
I say I like Trump I mean he's not the best president ever but he was the best option the lesser of the evils
I've snorted talcum powder so many times and told people it was coke to sound cool
Meh my life sucks I'll probably end my life eventually

I have posted on these threads before, and lied.

in gradeschool I once wrote a girl a long letter asking if she wanted to be my friend. she said yes but never talked to me much after that.

>>743014466
It's only your imagination you perverted piece of shit!

>>743014466
Oh, and about this first fa, with the shower... When i cam back on a false pretense, before closing the doot, i had my phone in my hand, looking like nothing.

Won't share it for obvious reasons, but i know have an HD video with her drying herself, with a perfect view of her ass, and some very nice sideboobs. Sadly i had no other occasions during the week

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my best friend not gay me or him made suck his cock over a stupid bet i cant even remember

>>743014419
First of all, don't bullshit me or yourself. You know you want it. Secondly, did the second option resonate on any frequency with you? Any at all? If not please do consider the first one.

i love cocain

>>743014166
Ohh no, I was lately thinking about of taking a life. Ofcourse I won't do it, because I'm not selfish enough to decide over someones life just for my own personal fun. But when I hang around people and theres a knife or something around me I really have to control my urges to not kill or seriously injure that person. Got the same fantasies when with my mother, it just happens. I'd love to feel warm blood run down by wrist after I stabed somebody in the neck and I look in there eyes and witness that stare that just screams: help me. Turns me awfully on, not in the sexual way but it would be the ultimate thrill and prove of power

>>743012978
>Google dot com
>paternity test kit

That was hard.

I bought condoms for my 12yo niece

>>743013421
This is pasta you newfags

>>743014419
You deserve everything that happens to you and worse, honestly if you can look your boyfriend in the eye and lie to him like that you're a massive cunt.

You should just leave him, whats the point? You're a degenerate slut, mark my words nothing will ever work out in your life. You will end up telling him later, by doing this you're essentially bringing him down.

The closest you can get to not being such a fucking degenerate is by leaving him and then you can become a degenerate whore prostitute which is probably all you were built for judging your shitty deceitful characteristics.

>>743014768
You sure thats a "niece" you've got anon?

>>743014660
It's your choice to not believe me, but it happened as i said.

And during theses holidays i know her sister (18 yo) packed the panties i came inside (pic of the panties posted a few weeks back), didn't had the chance to see if she wore them or not.

>>743014734
dr rockso?

Even if fbi was here they cannot do shit.

"The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact."

People make shit up all the time. Anything read here should be taken with a grain of salt.

>>743014768
Good on you. It's better than knocking her up...

>>743014702
Did he cum?

I want someone to fuck my wife as hard as he can. I want to see my wife moan loudly, screaming of orgasm as someone else is fucking her.

>>743014503
Monkey ass bitches only need urges fulfilled these days. Go to africa and reproduce with the rest of the apes.

I want to fuck my cousins girlfriend even though I have a wife.

>>743014871
yes. am very sure. and no, im not the guy having sex with her.

>>743014714
some part of me likes it...but that doesn't mean they can ignore me when i say that i don't want it...

>>743014827
i know i'm a fucking horrible person, but i genuinly want it to get back to normal. i'd tell him this was happening but i don't want to lose him. i know i suck...

>>743013281
How could you know? The guy could have perfectly reasonable suspicions for all you know

>>743015001
No problem! We used to meet at Friday nights. You should come over next week.

>>743014955
yeah...
he didn't warn me
and even laughed about it afterwards

>>743015079
lol u mad
And why would i? im dating a stupid loser who buys me everything i want, while i get to fuck other real men.

>>743014419
>he treats me well
>that's why I let his friends fuck me in the asshole

Roasties are truly disgusting. Post tits.

>>743014549
Cheats on gf and expects empathy. You also have multiple options. See>>743014024

I think I'm in love with my girlfriends sister. I met her when I was about 6, she joined my school and I liked her a lot, was infatuated with her desu. We had very similar interests, which were different to most other kids. Bumped in to her on and off from the ages of 13-16, still had similar interests but she had a boyfriend that everybody I knew hated.
Met a girl when I was 18, didn't like her much, but she was cute and I was sick of being alone. Got with her, she grew on me and I really liked her after a few months. Met her family, and her sister was the aforementioned girl. Still had the same interests years later, can talk to each other for hours, genuinely want to spend all my time with her. She's still with the same guy, who her entire family dislikes, and he's a bit of a cunt. Doesn't like me talking to her, is really overbearing. Her mum once mentioned how she imagined her with somebody like me, and never somebody like him.
It eats me up inside that I'll never know if she ever felt the same way about me. It eats me up inside that I do love my gf, but I feel something for her sister. And there is absolutely nothing I can do about it. I've been with my girlfriend for 7 years now, but every year I end up feeling like I've done something wrong. On the one hand I have a genuinely caring girlfriend, and on the other I see what I can only describe as fate, but in the worst possible way.

>>743015188
I'm in Europe. How about that?

My gf was molested by a family friend when she was 6 years old. We're both 18 and we've been dating for 3 and a half months. We both started off as virgins and as per her request we've been doing things slowly. We did have sex and she gave me a blowjob and swallowed but she felt horrible about it for ages after and when I asked her to do it again she said she couldnt. Im pretty sure some cunt ruined sex with my oneitis forever

I got a blow job from one of the artists from /b/ drawthread. I will go into detail if you all want

>>743014934
exactly

>>743014419
do they cum inside you ?

>>743015204
Gay or not you are his bitch now, he came in you, he owns you with his dick.

Was his dick bigger than yours? Did you feel humiliated? Does anyone else know?

>>743014419
Post pictures of your ass

>>743015394
18 years old hahaha, What little you know kid. She's not interested in sex because she's not interested in you.

>>743015328
best outcome he beats her ass and family cuts ties with bit of a cunt

>>743010562
in HS, I trashed the fuck out of my best friend's house when he was out of town. IDK why and I feel like an asshole about it even now, 17 years later.

He and his family were gone on vacation. Dude who lived near me was real trouble. We smoked a joint and he wanted to ride around and I mentioned Steven was out of town. He was like "fuck man let's rob his fucking house." How stupid we were- I thought by saying "look I'll go over there with you but I wont' let you steal from my friend" I was doing a good deed. Thanks to my stoned state.

So we go, and dude breaks the back door. I'm stoned and keep saying "we aren't taking anything out of here man" like it's some moral stance. Dude just starts breaking and throwing shit like he's having the time of his life. I just stare at him. After a few minutes I join in.

Then I get scared as fuck and say "we gotta get out of here." Dude just keeps going! Eventually he gets tired of it and breaks more shit on the way out. I was nearly pissing in my pants as we drove away, praying no neighbors would recognize me. I tried not to make eye contact with anyone for like 5 miles.

I would wake up in a panic nearly every night for 6 months.

But only me and that other guy knew about, I never said a word, and he never did- he was trouble and so he knew to keep his mouth shut. He didn't even talk about it with me again.

I still get pangs of guilt today, all these years later. I mean, Steven was my best fucking friend. What was wrong with me? Fuck.

>>743014466
I know i'm a perv, but is there no femanon here to give me some insight? I really don't know what to do, i don't want to hurt her

>>743014924
Or half truths.

I didn't actually kill anybody, but I started the chain of events that caused him to die...

I was going out with a girl and her dad was an abusive prick, the stupid fucker let me know that he had a stash of weed in his truck so I made an anonymous tip to Crimestoppers. The fuck got arrested, posted bail and shot himself.

>>743015612
talk to a psych about this

>>743015612
Plus something else, kinda strange. She always loved to cuddle and put some light kissesin my cheek or neck, since she was ten. But since a few weeks, it's kinda like she tries to put them right on the corner of my mouth

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Is it worth fucking a 16yr old girl? Considering she's immature as fuck she is grown up in other ways, plus she's good in bed. I constantly get drama over stupid shit so just wondering if the pros outweigh the cons. Pic related.

>>743015499
well having someone cum in your mouth and face is a little bit humiliating at that point

But def not his bitch anon we are still friends

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I got away with public masturbation in a movie theater when I was 13.

>>743015206
You will be truly miserable when your looks fade, desperately throwing yourself at younger men in a vain attempt to feel sexual power again.

In the mean time, have fun I guess, try not to get AIDS.

>>743015226
i don't just LET them, they don't listen to me when i say i don't want it.

>>743015485
yes... usually.

I was bullied till I was about 16-17 and by then I finally made a few friends who abandoned me later on.
Always asked myself "Why me?" because I always tried to be nice to everyone.
I even tried not to be nice, nothing works out for me.

Now I've lost all worth of human life including my own and my only motivation in life is money.
Every time I hear of death on the news I become fucking happy inside, even things like Barcelona a few days ago.

Also I hate women, most relationships went down the shitter and I only had sex once which fucking disgusted me.
Women can be "Hot" but penises and vaginas just don't appeal to me.
Also I took a knife with me to college for 3 months straight because I wanted to stab a guy in my college in the throat but I ended up not doing it.

TL:DR I don't know how to human

>>743015124
It appears that my words are not reaching you. I'll say this one more time. USE YOUR FUCKING BRAIN for once in your fucking life instead of your goddamn vagina. Is it so hard to make intelligent decisions in this shithole of a world anymore?? It's like nobody can control themselves for fucking sake

im going to hell for this -.-

>visiting my grandma at hospital
>mom says to pick up documents
>g-ma had a coma and fully asleep
>involved in a car accident
>im sitting and checking phone
>nurse is milf/fat/big tits and ass black lady
>her ass jiggles when she walks
>see her checking stuff
>i ask her if she needs help
>she says no
>make her laugh acouple of times
>im sitting next to my grandma
>lady is blocking my exit with her fat ass
>get up pass behind her
>rub my hard cock in her fat ass
>i push and lift her fat ass
>she smiles and says"naughty boy"
>i run my hard cock to show her
>ask her if i can have a quicky
>proceed to fuck milf nurse
>on the same bed my grandma was laying

>>743015744
ask Tyrone when you get to prison if it was worth it. He'll tell you it was because he's been waiting for your white immature ass to be his new bitch.

"Come over heah anon, I be hard for them cheeks!"

I am an engineer, who has everything. Nice fast cars, fucking bitches a lot of evenings, have a beautiful loving wife and 2 kids, doing nothing and still get paid, snorting cocaine.
As I write this, I'm on a carribean island, tanning nude, with my wife next to me.

Although, I have worked really hard for this to happen, as me and my parents had nothing. No cars, no money, nothing. The only way to get rich if you are not planning to be a gangster is to study.
Word from a 37 yo engineer from eastern Europe

>>743015786
a thousand times this

>>743015786
lol someone is actually mad

Has it happened to you, small boy? :^)

>>743013478
you're such a little anal whore

>>743015873
I'm 18, 2 year rule

>>743015865
laughable fantasy

>>743015744
nah she's fat, abort abort

>>743015574
I think she's happy with him. He's rude to her family, but lives with her parents. He does fuck all for them, and is truly like a child. She is really defensive over him, so her mum can't criticise him without her getting upset, which she tries to avoid.
It's fucking weird. He's a short and fat guy and she's a solid 8/10.

>>743015748
You are his bitch. He humiliated you, fucked your mouth, blew his load in you. At any point he could blackmail you into sucking him again or taking it in the ass, under threat of public humiliation.

'still friends' except both of you know which one serviced the others cock

>>743015206
enjoy becoming a single mom on welfare when he finds out, because you're way too stupid to pull this off long term

>>743015865
next up on things that never happened

>>743016006
she probably thinks she can change him given time but that will most likely never happen

>>743015206
Wow congrats. Such an achievement in life. I bet you also skipped high-school because you're not gonna need a job, amiright? Why would you need to know anything or learn anything? Why would you need empathy towards other human beings? Let's use them! We wuz kangs and shit. Fucking dindus, as if I expected anything intelligent from you.

>>743015981
well then, game on man . . . if she's legally giving up the pussy, and she's good in bed, keep on fucking her.

Honestly girls are more mature than guys anyway, a 16 year old girl is on average at least as mature as an 18 year old guy.

>>743010562
im fairly weak and a virgin

>>743015544
I thought she was. We did a lot of things before that she really enjoyed and she always seems really into it but its just those two things that she really seems nervous about.

Can I do anything to make her more into me?

>>743015914
most engineers are paid to be on call, you're breaking your contract by vacationing with your family

>>743015924
How am I mad? I said have fun. Seriously. >>743015980

>>743015419
Which one

>>743016147
give up m8. It's obvious she's not interested in you. Relationships involve sacrifices on both ends. She's clearly expecting you to sacrifice it all. Get out while you can.

>>743014419
I wanna fuck your ass.

You're gonna do it!

>>743015744
Her body outweighs both the pros and the cons

>>743016181
Whoops ignore second post link

>>743015993
I kek'd, but nah, she tries harder to pleasure me because she's insecure about ger weight so it's a bonus

>>743016147
tell her to take it step by step, let her talk to a shrink maybe but best option is to make her trust you, make her feel safe around you so she knows that nothing bad can happen to her

>>743016042

thats true when he is looking at me sometimes
i feel its the only think he is picturing

i should stop talking to him ?

was kinda long ago but when I was 15 I gave oral sex to a 10yo girl quite a few times. I never told anyone irl, dk if she ever did or not.

>>743016121
You'd think after being eith him for like 10 years she'd learn, but I guess not. Regardless, I'll never be able to tell her how I've felt all this time. I'm learning to live with it.

I'm 28 and still virgin. I become 100% beta when females are around

>>743016376
Thanks thats actually good advice. The other anons told me shes not into me but I love this girl and want to make it work out so I'd much rather put some work into making her comfortable.

>>743016047
More like getting half everything he has for the rest of his life :^)

>>743015789
>they don't listen to me when i say i don't want it
maybe you should stop getting naked alone with them then you dumb bitch

>>743014419
how long has your ass been a cumdump for his circle of friends ?

>>743016478
don't think you can do anything about it either sorry anon, but look on the bright side you still got your gf that's always there for you

>>743016177
I'm sure you know better... I am in contract with 8 industries, and I have engineer trainees waiting for my instructions. For 3 years now, I was only designing the machines I made, never servicing, doing the "hard" work.

BTW it would be real, but when you are a custom robot designing engineer, you can have vacations, even though the robots you designed in the industry never stops.

>>743014484
Kek

>>743016577
nobody fuckin cares, tits or get the fuck out m8 REEEEEE

>>743016358
was thinking this too

>>743016325
no...

>>743016584
i don't get fucking naked with them ok ? they're usually really fast and rough, they actually try to get my boyfriend out of the way to get to me.

>>743016592
don't put it like that. but.. a few months.

>>743016633
You care enough to reply, hahaha
Seriously, idk why you guys get so mad, it isnt like id do something like this to any of you, you'd have to be either rich or good looking :^)

>>743015691
Thats not the same, I was hoping you killed someone for real. Thats just pussy, should've:
>break knees with leadpipe
>beat the crap out of him
>crush fingers off with a blunt axe, but slowly
>shove fingers in nostrils and ears, if the rest don't fit:
>shove in anus
>cut dick off
>cut balls off
>tie him on a chair
>place mirror infront of him
>make him watch
>cut eyelids off to make sure
>cut dick off
>shove in mouth
>cut balls off
>slit throat
>shove balls in throat
>witness his last moments

>>743014466
Hormones, homie. She's thinking about men, and the safety you present as a father is obviously making her comfortable enough to satisfy certain cravings for male attention.
Don't indulge, you really should be making the effort to snub that sort of behaviour.

>>743015606
My name is Steven and after all these years I know who fucked my house up while I was gone. Fuck you.

>>743012596
I'm a white guy with an 8 inches

>>743015394
yea I once dated a girl who wanted to "take things super slow" because she "just didn't want sex." she said it was painful, I figured it was as a result of the kid she had. let me finger her once but that was it.

we broke up after a few months. she's since had a second kid, so yea. this girl's probably not into you dude.

My gf's ex still has her nudes and has threatened to release them several times because he's a salty fuck.

But (at least for me) the bigger problem is dealing with the though at the back of my head that some other fucking dude has pictures of my gf.

I know they havent actually done anything intimate apart from normal kisses but it still sits at the back of my head. Should I even care about it? Its not like she fucked him before and technically its just pictures, theres whole threads of people posting their gfs and wives on here so should I really care?

>>743016448
imo you should let it happen, let him fuck you like a girl, fill your ass with cum. You're a faggot already now.

Why would he even make a bet where you end up blowing him if he didn't WANT to get his dick in between your lips? If you don't want to end up being his suck slave then yeah stop hanging out with him

I like passable traps. No, I don't think I'm gay.

>>743016756
>:^)
the fuckin state of you

>>743016756
Subhuman nigger trash, do the world a favor and slit your throat.

>>743015691
well done

>>743017007
You're gay.

>>743016947
>I know they havent actually done anything intimate

She's either lying or you're indenial.

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I fucked my dog to death when I was 14. It was a Yorkshire Teacup. No regrets.

>>743010562
I want to grow a mustache.
Not like a faggot teen mustache but like a real big bushy one.

>>743012596
the big black dick thing is a hoax. I'm black and I'm only packing a few inches :(

>>743013881
Condolences

>>743016738
So you say no to these guys fucking your ass, but they do it anyway? You're getting assraped and doing nothing about it.

Honestly, the story sounds like total bullshit, especially with the meek tone your typing has.

>>743017096
They were 16 and 17 at the time. Shes not the kind of girl to do that and she was suffering from anxiety during their entire relationship. She did tell me he tried telling her to go have sex in toilets and tried getting under her clothes on the bus but she refused.

>>743016738
He will find out. Then everyone will know, and they will shun you as a whore. But you'll STILL have to take it up the ass

>>743016265
Bawble

>>743017273
indenial then. Anyone can see she's lied to you. The fact he has her nudes suggests this to.

>>743016756
We don't have to be mad to know you're gross.

>>743017041
Im white
The guy im dating is white, and one of the guys im cheating on him with is black :^)

>>743016738
you can't really blame them, nobody asks a cumdump if it wants to be used.