How long no sex /b/? And why?

3 years , caged cuck

19 years.

shy faggot

12 hours
Cause she is at home with husband and kids

>>742996410
2 days. We had a fight

>>742996410
4 years because fuck.

>>742996410
yesterday. fucking this married chick.

>>742996410
Two days.
Meh. She doesn't turn my crank like she used to.

>>742996410
year and a half cuz money more important.

>>742996410
About 10 hours. Because I'm still at work.

2 years, bitches be crazy

>>742996410
23 hours, because I didn't ask her to come over.

>>742996410
>never (28 yo)
>lack of confidence

>>742996410
it's been a couple days cause my dick feels sore

>>742996587
Shy is an excuse.

>>742997112
Everything is an excuse. What's it to you?

>>742996807
Them feels bro

>>742996410
>17 years
>shy and ugly

>>742996410
>/b/
>sex
Chose one, and choose wisely anon because with great power comes great responsibility.

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>>742997424
In that case it makes you a virgin

>>742997112
I dont look bad, Im (mostly) fun to be around and Im not completely mental.

Im just too shy to go anywhere and approach someone. IF I went to a gay bar, I'd definitly get laid because Im rather cute for a guy, which they really like.
Im too nervous about it, to ever do that though

1 week because i had a procedure and they said no sexual activity for 2 weeks or an artery they went through could bleed. shitty thing is i go in for a big big surgery on monday so I wont be able to fuck my gf for like another 7 weeks or even masturbate. i want to die

1.5 weeks because im in france

2 weeks

Didn't see her for a week now she's on the rag. Been in a relationship for 3 years and now she's fat so sex isn't fun anymore.

2 months, with a hooker.
I feel pretty cobfident at times but i have different interests than girla of my age, i don't drink or smoke or go to the clubs, used to do it 2 or 3 years ago, but now o really don't care.
So even if i know a girl likes me i always act lazy and cold or rude

>>742996410
Not since last night.
>been busy today

Since summer 2015.
Graduated college and it's way harder to have everything fall into place for a random causal sexual encounter now. I almost never try with girls because I'm a fucking pussy about rejection so I only ever get girls who literally throw themselves at me. And that happens WAY less after college sadly.

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10 hours because staying at friends house, hard to fuck with fucking kids in the house. -.-

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>>742998063
>2 weeks

>>742996410
>/b/
>Not every answer in thread is "entire life"
Everyone here is a liar

29 years because unattractive

>>742998731
xd right??? literally no variety amongst the people here at all xddddd only losers and neckbeards come to /b/ xddddd omg there literally isnt a single human being here who isnt the same exact stereotype xddddd

24 years cuz ugly and never had friends

>>742999077
i'll be your friend

26 years

like 60 days, got thrown in jail.

7 years, got heavy on pills and to sober up blocked everyone out. Been trying to get back out there, but hasn't been working.

>>742999157
Have wifi in jail?

From the age 25 to 30 I was a member of the golden dawn and became a hermit to study, I'm 32 and in the last year have been with 5 girls and four of them were at one time

>>742999624
>four of them were one at a time

The other was with both hands

>>742999246
Nah but you get to watch dudes shower and take a shit if thats your thing

Last Friday. Bloody vagina

>>742999919
was she fat

>>743000117
Of course, fat girls are my thing

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>>742996410
3 days. Time to sound like a liar. My gf and I are going on a date with a chick we met on Tinder Saturday so I'm saving up the batter and tension for then.

>>742996410

3 weeks?

being married w/ kids sucks

>>743000209
mmm got pics?

8 months, was in training, no girls allowed. Completed training, getting laid tomorrow

I was incel from 20-26

I should've started fucking prostitutes earlier

>>742996410
33 years and counting

>>743000303
I'll suck you off tbh

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In 4 days
Its going to be 21 years
reason: see pic

>>743000303
Amen, brother.

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>>742996410

2 years. I've pretty much given up.

5 years, my wife is dead

6 years, no game

>>742996410
ive had sex two different people this summer, and i met another potential hookup for another festival later this year. ive also met a pretty cute girl that just started across from where i work. Pretty sure im going to ask her out by next week.

This is all about confidence, and you NEED to fake it until you make it.

PS confidence is not synonymous with being an asshole.

>>742998731

Nah, /b/'s full of sociopaths, and sociopaths know how to get what they want.

>>742996410
Yesterday. Fiance loves to bone

>>743000384

thanks?

3 days, period

>>743000419

got 3 kids aged 5 & under.

I drink myself to oblivion every night.

>>743000585

/b/ is full of people who WISH they were sociopaths, as it means they're special or different, and not just awkward people. A real sociopath would have no use for 4chan.

4 days
random chick at a concert, not really attractive one

i just wanna fucc hot bitches
>getting egdy here

>>743000384

I've jacked off in my car twice since the last time I fucked the wife....

>>743000522

same here

>>743000795
What do you mean?

1 month, im going crazy

About 5 months, I find it hard to approach girls

>>743000865

There's no subtext here bud. I mean what I said.

>>743000865
why would a sociopath sit on 4chan and talk with people he does not know that cant provide him with anything. Sociopaths dont know the concept of friends or community in our sense. This would never appeal to them.

>>743000982
>A real sociopath would have no use for 4chan

What does this part mean?

>>742999152
>>743000370
why?

me btw something around april this year

24 hours because gf had a sore pussy this morning

>>743001018
Are yoi retarded ?

>>742996410
like 6 months
dunno, I don't really like fucking if there's no relation. I found it boring as fuck

>>743001144
i dont know, when i meet Yoi i will let you know.

>>743001032

because sociopath, unlike you, do not waste time here

stop posting now :)

>>742996410
Well if you consider that my penis touched the inside of my mother's vagina when i was born then it's been 35 years...

>>742996410
since i born

about 4 weeks. GF and I broke up. I feel like shit.

>>742996410
Over 6 weeks.
In that time ive had multiple bj's and got to piitb twice but vag has been offlimits fml.

Worth it. Now we have awesome bebe and her vag should be all healed soon.

>>743001283

same here, just stop stalking her and move on bro

>>742996410
2 weeks. Just because i dont need to have sex that often. Not as much as i used to. The most in a day was 6 times. Thats was fun but i was younger and had more urges

>>742996410
About 28 hours.
No specific reason I haven't since then, just haven't.
Probably will in about 3 hours when I get home from work though.

>>743001225
But how do you know that? How many sociopaths do you know? Do you know every anon that's ever posted here?

Not only are most psychological disorders on some sort of sliding scale, but not every person with every disorder is exactly the same.
Why wouldn't a sociopath post here, especially on /b/?

>>742996410
11 years because I'm a loser baby, so why don't you kill me? But seriously I don't know. I don't really meet people. Always surrounded by old people. Seriously. Not even milfy old people.

Bout 36 hours.

We needed time to recuperate. But she gets home in 2 hours.

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>>743001351
Jesus fuck. That just made me feel worse.
I've unfollowed her on facebook and Instagram and shit but litterely every girl i see remind me of her.
And all my songs that i used to listen to so i could feel better are just making me sad.
We were together for 3 years and then she told me she stopped loving me but still wanted to be together. Fucking breaks my heart man.
I'd murder the world for her to love me back. I still love her more than anything in this world.

>>743001283
Feels shared, bro. Same here. We still live together and fuck occasionally.

>>743001509
24 years how'bout dat?

>>743001590
I never knew Stings Shape of my Heart could fuck me over so hard.

>>743000758
same minus married

get laid p often but like >>742998063 said gf got fat, sex not fun anymore

2 days for me btw

8 years to the fucking day.
I don't know man I'm fucked up. My last gf destroyed my life and I just don't give a single FUCK about women anymore.
Which is a shame because I catch a qt or 2 looking me over showing that they're interested in fucking me. But then I think about trying to say something funny or clever, and how she's gonna turn into a mega bitch after the first time we fuck and all that other shit and I definitely don't want to get baby trapped into a loveless marriage only for her to take everything I have.
That and false rape claims, fuck that shit.

>>742996410
about 5 hours

>>743001590

3 years is hard but at least she still wanted to be with you in the end.

Try 7

>>742996410

About a month, and most likely 3 more months to go. Gf is having slight placenta issues with her pregnancy. Feelsbadman.jpg

>>742996410
3 months because no gf
And why? I don't visit hookers

>>742996410
almost 17 years and proud of this, sex is gay

>>743001671
If that's your age then meh. If you're 40+ then why are you on 4chan and also sorry I guess. 24 y.o virgin isn't so bad. If you have a job and money you can always get hookers or something. If you're fat and hate yourself then what's the point anyway. If you're just freaky looking then chill. It's probably not as bad as you think

>>743002085
If you're doing it with the same sex. Yes, It's pretty gay. Otherwise, I have no idea whatever the fuck you're saying.

>>743000910
Dude some advise. Talk to women as if you both know youre already gonna fuck. Dont be obvious but use the same kind of confidence.
This always helped me. Also light touching. Like if shes wearing a bracelet grab her hand and look at it. Compliment her hands.they take alot of pride so little shit like this will get her to like you more.

>>743001842
I get you, but still this this attitute is retarded. some women fit your description, some don't. with your point of view, you will never fuck or start a relationship again, because noone has a chance. and why is it that black and white? you don't have to marry someone at all or in the start. if you feel someone might be cool, take some time - maybe a lot - to get to know them. think you tell yourself a story and it sounds like you don't wanna try anything. but for what are you living for then?

5 years.

Lost my mind and now confused about my sexuality. Have performance anxiety and associated it with being gay even though m sexually attracted to women. Haven't gone out in years because of it

12 hours. Back hurt too bad last night. But I'm about to be off work so getting some in about an hour

>>743002314
Work out dude.its good for your mental health.

Year and a half. I got burned by my last relationship, and because I have work and school to think about, finding a significant other hasn't been worth the time, money and focus that's needed.

Lifetime. 27 years.

First I was shy, now it would be a pain in my ass to have a girl around, and I'm not interested in one-nighters.

>>742996410
24 hours. she's leaving for a month and will be back in exactly 30 days
[spoiler]we're fuckbuddies and we met on sunday for the first time[/spoiler]

>>743002209
oh dear lord. this sounds so frustrating. I really hate when someone is behaving like you do then ;-)

I went ~3 years without sex thanks to heroin addiction. I probably jerked off maybe 5 or 6 times during those years. I'm pretty sure there was at least one solid year of no fap. When I finally kicked the heroin, my penis woke up like leviathan. It actually kind of sucked because I was a 26 year old man having wet dreams again like a 14 year old.

>>743002447
Same reasons as you, except I'm 28.

goml

>>743002468
And thats why youll always have to pay for sex

>>742997395
Pic? Noone can be that ugly. And just get over that shy shit. I was shy so what you do? You talk to random people, what can you lose or gain? Same shit as any other "fear" just get in contact with that. Best thing that can happen is that you fuck something and get over that shit, worst thing? You'll die, but that's where we are all heading.

>>743002085
this nigga knows what's up.
>stress
>disease
>money drain
so much better off with fapping. it's the same thing, and fuck love, that shit just sets you up for even worse (and prolonged) feels after

>>743002608
opposite gender, so: no ;-)

>>743002425
I have been for the past 6 months. Put on a stone of muscle and am in the best shape I've been in my life. (Used to be a skinny fag) haven't had an opportunity to do anything though because I've lost all my friends during depression. My life is literally gym and work now.

Mental health sucks balls.

6 months cause women are lying pieces of shit!

>>743002670
i smell kangz troll

>>743002707
Tits or gtfo..you know the rules

>>743002707
Yet youre still lonely.

>>742996410
About a month, gf went on holiday then we broke up after lol, so I guess ex gf

>>743001044
6'4 220lbs masterrace but ugly and shy thats why

About 3 months

Marriage dissolving, hardly surprising as I live in another country to her for work

Worst decision ever to try move us abroad

some people here: "I just can't stand women" --> will lead to always rejecting them --> will lead to getting rejected cause why approaching a bitter person --> will lead to having no communicaton skills, no tolerance for problems etc. cause never having any kind of relationship (even if just fuckbuddies) and therefore never learning to deal with the problems everyone has to deal with in order to find out what you want and how to get there

>>742996410
I feel weird whwn I hug my cousin. I think she wants to fuck me and I want to fuck her but she's not very hot but I want to fuck her because family. I also want to fuck my other cousin and her 2 friends. God they're so awkward but I want to do dirty things all the time with basically all women I meet except mom and sister. Besides this strong urge to always fuck I never do so now it's 10 years since I had a gf and she didn't want me burying my face in her pussy but the smell just drove me insane. I just wanted to condense it into a thick paste and rub it all over my dick untill I explode. Jesus, just thinking about it makes me diamonds again

>>742996410
One year. Mentally fucked up

3 weeks. My gf had an operation on her abdominal muscles... We tried, not long after, against advice, and she tore some stitches.

I still came. So did she, which may have been the cause.

A story for the grandkids.

>>743002871
no, I am just not into that kind of stuff you seem to have success with.

A bit less than a week. My wife got herself a yeasty, the nasty bitch.

>>742996410
I don't really like the idea of one night stands and I also don't real like being in a relationship.

My options are limited and sex isn't really a great motivator for me.

>42
>haven't
I gave up once I hit 30, and I'm too much of a pussy to get a hooker.

>>743003140
That's the medication talking. I had my best sex during my untreated crazy period.

Two or three days. Just haven't been in the mood

>>743003177
Let me approach in a way youre you're more accustomed to

Hey your friend looks hot could you set us up?

>>743003132
>I had a gf and she didn't want me burying my face in her pussy but the smell just drove me insane
I hate bitches like that. Like shut the fuck up and take this O you slut.

>>743003345
This is why you brush your teeth before you eat her out

>>743003427
I was also molested as a kid and I think it really fucks with my head.

Oh Well.

>>742996410
>How long no sex /b/?
28 years

>And why?
i dont know why

ive had pleny of opportunities...i just dont even "do it"

might be some bizare werido fear of intimacy that i dont know about but i dont think thats it

2 years..

>>742996410
41 years, was wizard

>>742996410
5 days. Because distance

>>743003462
>>743003462
Go to a strip club or something. Maybe you'll find something there, who knows? If no, you had fun, and some fap material.

>>743003649
I was molested by my friend in class. This is why i cant keep a friendship

>>742996410
Like 6 months. Hookers are expensive yo

>>743001509
Now I remember another reason, I'm short. Not my dick but me. I'm pretty much as short as most chicks. A friend who is also a girl made a remark at one time and it sort of fucked me up. What makes it worse is she's a filthy whore and one time she saw me in chinos and I had to move past a table edge and it gently rubbed my balls and made my whole buldge, well buldge, and she remarked on that too and still she doesn't want to fuck me because I think it's the height thing.

>>743003649
>>743003837
I was molested by my jew real estate agent and now I can't buy anything. I'm fucking starving!

>>743002447
>>743002536
we should start a fraternity

im the same as you two

>>743003559
I get you ;-). I like to talk and getting to know people. I find flirting just kind of boring and I also don't get attracted to people who don't seem to be interested in me. in fact, I get a lot of sexual offers. why does that seem so strange to you that you only see the possibilities of either a liar or a loser?

>>742996410
a few hours
>trap gf had to see a doctor :/

>>742996410

2 months. Long term relationship, 10+ years.

>>742996410
2 years now. Got out of an 8 year relationship and just haven't had any interest in women beyond just wanting to fuck, which generally goes away by just jerking off. It's just been very refreshing having complete freedom for now, but I'll almost certainly get bored of it eventually.

>>742999230
I did 7 years once. Then got myself an addict girlfriend for like2 years. Now 3 months no sex after breakup, looking for at least one year voluntary celibate to sort my shit out.

Congratulations on your sobriety, not everyone makes it across that bridge. Keep at it and things will work out for you just fine.

>>743003992
faggots dont have sex

you have sodomy

quit pushing your bullshit versions of marriage and sex

sex by definition means you faggots arent having sex

>>743003992
>trap
>girlfriend

Fucking delusional children.

>>742996410
7 years.
I'm ugly. Also, girls are whores. No point trying to hook up with another one since all thats gonna end up happening is I'll get cheated on and end up feeling like shit for the hundredth time.

>>743004199
Bro, I 10/10 feel for you. I know exactly what you mean.

>>743004114
Virgins don't have sex either, pussy.

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>>743004245

>>743000801
Faggot