statues that would give you a boner in public

>>742987597
Nice, an original topic for once.

>I give it 10 minutes to page 10

>>742987597
Welp...Ive officially seen everything now

>>742987597
What are you, twelve? Have some fucking self-control.

>>742987729
why are you so cynical?

>>742987923
Because he knows what this board has become

>>742987687
Is this life size? I want to know for research.....

>>742987597
I haven't gotten a boner in public since i was 22

Im 29 now

I'm always horny

>>742987949
that's not shoop da whoop'd?

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>>742987597

>>742987597
There's this one horse statue in my home town. It makes me feel weird.

>>742988052
26 inches tall
http://www.jyoung-studio.com/swan-contortionist.htm

>>742987597
If it had a hole, would you fuck it?

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>>742987597
great topic

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>>742988497
>true story

>>742988554
traps have always existed

>>742988686
>that butthole

>>742988621
Hindu temples tend to have a lot of naked people standing, dancing, swimming, fucking, kickin it on the side of a river, etc.

They're pretty cool places

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They sure knew how to have fun

>>742988741
>statues of

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Best subject ever

>>742989056

more like a beast subject to you

I think this thread would have more luck in /hr/

>>742989098
kek
jej
lel

>>742989703
human resources?

>>742987687
What the fuck? Where's the penis?

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>>742987597
THIS THREAD HAS POTENTIAL
DUDES FUCKING STATUES MAYBE?

>>742987949
dats not boner inducing. dat wuld make me shit my pants

>>742987687
I want this. where can i buy?

>>742987597
too soon

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>>742990130
see link
>>742988236

>>742989887
shit your pants with a boner

>>742990191
?

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>>742987597

>>742990258
duude are tarded?
a fucking gigan potato-looking girl starts to rise from the river ur boating in. ide fucking gtfo as fast as i could

>>742990258
>?
shut up nigger

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>>742990229

>>742990229
this is crap

any1 has lifesized statues? would like to see a fuckable one

>>742990429

she's a fucking statue you idiot, it doesn't "start to rise", it's just there


freaking retard

>>742987597
Random fact: This is agalmatophilia

>>742990710
Just stop it, Trevor.

>>742990710
ur fucked up trevor, dat shit is terrifying

>>742990967
dats fucking hilarious, like wtf was happening to dat guy dat he had to fight off a buncho of toddlers

>>742991332
>dat
that

this thread reminds me of path of exile
any1 played it ?

>>742991332
fucking hell I'm happy that school is starting back up

>>742991415
I have an hour or two, why?
Also, I don't see how this would remind you of the game... Then again, I only have a few hours

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I walk by this statue every day on my way to work.

>>742991119
>>742991158
moar art?

>>742991638
> those shiny nipples from getting rubbed

>>742991653
thats all i have

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>>742991552
theres a part where all the enemies are naked statues they look pretty real too

>>742991547
i hope u dont have to repeat kinder again faggot

>>742991859
> this looks shooped dot jpeg

>>742991638
fuk it and post results here with video if possible

>>742992044
>> this looks shooped dot jpeg
really doesn't
unless you can tell by the pixels and for having seen quite a few shoops in your life
but we all know it is, though

>>742992068
STATUE MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS

>>742992246
it's art you stupid faggot
way less worse than loli threads
also (you)

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Donatello's David

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>>742992380

>>742991859
Kill fuck marry

>>742989056
Is that Muhammed ?

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>>742992570

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>>742992320

>>742992021
>u

>>742992320
ffs this moron doesnt understand when ppl are just fucking around

>>742992671this thread is about lolistatues

>>742992751
It's a good thread.

>>742992613
>le meme faec

>>742992834
Reported

>>742991950
Maybe I should get back to playing it. It seemed like a solid game

>>742991283
Moar! Full frontal with face

>>742992898
real solid :D. not rrlly last update create some issues

>>742992380
>>742992387
Came here to post that

>>742992971
knock it off with the toddlers pls

>>742993105
>>742992996
>>742992971

Kill yourself.

>>742993082
rear?

>>742993082
>those thighs
wew

>>742993110
kys

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1 of idk

>>742993110
yOU SOUND TRIGGERED

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2 of idk

>>742993231
fappable.

>>742992378
get your shitty ass own captioned pictures out of here

>>742993367
is that fucking dog giving him a thumbs up?
wot

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>>742993378
3 of idk

>>742991685
Be the first to design a stature made exclusively out of nipples and dicks and pitch it to cities as truly maintenance free.

>>742993193
lol madtard is raging

>>742987949
That just needs a timed release oxygen bottle on the river bed

>>742993507
this needs to happen. i want to hear about artards trying to defend that as "art"

>>742992971
>those coins

>>742993594
lol

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>>742993110

>>742992068
Is that a clit?

>>742993662
thought the same but not coins. theyr just anchor points , its a metal rod

>>742993704
no, that's a statue

>>742993733
>not coins
>not knowing people leave coins near children statues due to supernatural beliefs
>not being able to see that those are in fact coins
come on mang

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>>742993390
I dont get it, if you are going to all the trouble and expense to make a statie why an ugly fave and droopy breasts?

>>742993873
> _200x200.jpeg
really?

>>742993873
because not every statue represent a sexual goddess my friend
those you quoted are most likely statues of natives
you can't expect them to look like the three graces, can you?

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>>742987597

5 of idk

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>>742994002
Fuck natives

>>742991332
Its art omg

>>742991332
jesus ppl dont know shit this days

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nocturnal skyrim

post more lolistatues you wankers

>>742988188
My grandpa had one of those on his desk. Pretty sure I rubbed my dick on it

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>>742987597
I'm not sure about a statue, but I was in a building with a collection of various "Leda and the swan" pictures and that caused some underwear constriction

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>>742991859
> this looks shooped dot jpeg

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>>742987687
bes thread in weeks. new fetish.

>>742994154
Sometimes.

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Cleveland Museum of Art

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170 replies and no Manneken Pis yet?

>>742992708
Setting aside the subject, the technical mastery to make carved marble look like translucent cloth. That, /b/ is skill indeed, but when you realise it was made in 1753.......

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this nigger knows her place

>>742995442
The tools used to make statues of that level of detail, and this >>742992042
do not exist anymore. No one knows how it was made. You can't get that precise anymore.

>>742995442
...you realize these dimwits had nothing better to spend their time and money on than a naked fictional dude with a sheet on him

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dem lips boy

>>742995589
>the cost of everything and the value of nothing
I realise that you're trying to look edgy and cool, but you actually just look stupid.

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>>742988188
love this thread

>>742995589
Tard detected.

>>742995690
saying that gay looking pointless waste is a gay looking pointless waste isn't edgy dipshit. it's not 2006 anymore.

>>742988387
Can't wait to out Marxists in death camps.

>>742990229
I see your Grandma was a stripper... this makes a great tombstone reminder of her.

>>742988387
Kek

>>742995821
You're compounding the issue and reinforcing the impression. It really is time for you to stop now.
>saying that gay looking pointless waste is a gay looking pointless waste isn't edgy dipshit
It may not be, but saying great art is gay looking pointless waste definitely is

But you're safe, we know you're one of the cool kids; you can run along now

>>742992068
Sad, but in most first world nations the liberal progressives would call this child porn and lock you up.

>>742992042
DAMN!
Thank you, kind sir.

>>742996119
let's not start that in one of the few original threads, eh? we've already got one edgy philistine

>>742995257
thanks

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>>742987597

>>742996233
>thanks
Thank Google. it does start an interesting debate on if someone modifies art, is that also art?

>>742994590
This must be a Botero.

>>742988387
this

>>742996077
>great art
obviously we disagree. just because something takes a huge amount of skill and effort doesn't make it objectively great. they could have spent years meticulously sculpting a literal piece of shit and you'd probably defend it and say the only reason to criticize it is to impress the cool kids.

>>742988090
I'm 31 and I get boners all day long. Still jerk it after I fuck my wife and she goes to sleep. Testosterone healthy as fuck

>>742996492
>I'm 31 and I get boners all day long
tedious, ain't it?

>>742996445
Well you're not impressing me, so do fuck off, there's a good little chap.

And no, I was not impressed with an exhibition of Gilbert and George I went to, but was blown away by Roy Lichtenstein and some of Epstein's work is epic.

>>742994437
whos this?, seems familiar

>>742995539
>You can't get that precise anymore.
Oh course ya can, ya dope. Electric drills and lasers and everything. It's the fact that they were this precise with relatively shitty tools is what's impressive.

>>742993497

This would make a great paperweight.

>>742995861
moar

>>742993231
>The perfect female

>>742996620
>And no, I was not impressed with an exhibition of Gilbert and George I went to, but was blown away by Roy Lichtenstein and some of Epstein's work is epic.

yeah, i'm the one trying to impress people

>>742992708
I have a craftsmanship induced boner right now!

>>742992387
Apparently there's a subtle gay symbolism in this, with Goliath's feathers reaching all the way up the inside of David's thigh.

>>742996620
jesus christ the other dude's bad in his own right, but you're just a stuck up pretentious little shit aren't you?

>>742996909
traps aren't gay

>>742993082
Looks like a buddha pose.

>>742991909
>the first trap

>>742996718
https://www.madcowmodels.co.uk/Ly_Luikma
google is your friend

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>>742992068
>full on degeneracy
>art
humanity never was good

>>742997063
shemales aren't traps

>>742990313
underrated

>>742996957
I didn't say it was a trap.

>>742992594

I heard they put a little dog peeing on her leg.

>>742997331
goes without saying

>>742997483
Ok, retard.

>>742990313
This

>>742990967
Oslo, Ive been there for a holiday!

>>742990951
So this is a thing then? A recognized fetish?

>>742997661
what isn't?

>>742991915
Thats an interesting idea for a statue

>>742990313
/thread

diamonds

>>742991859
the official statue of /b/

>>742995442
looks like cling wrap, or a wet, super thin blanket.

>>742990189
Retarded fetishes aside that's insane skill

>>742997726
Very true

who else jerking it to statues right now?

>>742991859
Cocks too big.

i'm gonna need the name of the artist(s) of those kid statues for, uh, research purpose.

>>742992496
The world is so small - that statue is literally walking distance from me.

>>742990189
The story of that is spooky. Some believe its actually human corpses and real cloth encased in marble.

The dude that invented the method was deeply Occultic.

>>742998705
You know what you must do, anon

Watch out. The left will want these destroyed because they portray European people.

>>742998851
What's the name of the statue?

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>>742997120

This, a million times.

discord/ eBAh6gE

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>>742995539

we're reasonably sure they were made from copper and that their secret is a combination of their softness compared to later tools and the user's skill, and since they're so soft we think they went through a surprising number of tool heads in the course of a work like this, it gives you an idea of just how rich their patrons were

you're right the precise alloy of copper to whatever else to get whatever particular softness is lost to time but a reasonable analogue could probably be found through experimentation projecting from the likely fact they weren't able to get copper anywhere near as pure as modern electrorefined copper

All I ask of /b/ is that it gives me one thread that's either funny or interesting.

Today, this is the interesting thread.

>>742988342

It does have a hole

This just goes to show that ancient civilizations had no problem with young girls as long as they were of child bearing age

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>>742995582

>>742987729


it's been about 3+ hours and the thread hasn't died

where is your naysayer god now?

>>742996042
seriously, kill yourself

>>742987597
i came buckets

>create statue out of marble
>give it piss flaps
FFS

>>743000604
? there were many white slaves. i actually found some in my family tree. also two early us presidents.

so why the hate?

>>742990967
typical black father reaction

That's not and statue, but u should give me money to make it >>743000848

>>743000000
show me lawd