When did /b/ lose its virginity I'll start 15

In the future, maybe.

I was 18. Took the virginity of a 15 year old boy.

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>>742980340
>/b/
>loses virginity
pick one

>>742980340
20

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>>742980456
/b/

>>742980340

9

17

>>742980340
24 and still virgin

>>742980340
A guy fucked my ass when I was 20

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I'm 21. Still haven't.

Is it too late, bros?

11, to my 15 year old neighbor.

15 pretty much got raped daily by my 29 y.o teacher for 3 years she was a nympho it also turned me into a sex maniac with crazy fetishes

14, to my 17 y.o. bf

24, found a girl on yik yak and met up. That night we fucked endlessly. Now 2 years later we're engaged.

>>742980557
u wat
story?

>>742980340
One, I made her fucking scream

>>742981583
Need me a teacher like that

13 seduced by 15 yr old.

>>742980340
8
we gathered boys and girls and stick our winnie in their wosh wosh

16

>>742980340
Not far from becoming a wizard now

>>742981583
Story time

>>742981516
Alex Jones?

>>742980340
I haven't had sex, kissed, dated or talked to a girl

Im 29 yrs old btw

25 hopefully

>>742981495
kind of but don't stress yourself about it
and definitely don't lose it to the whores

>>742981495
>Is it too late, bros?
no, relax, you have time

>>742985199
why not fuck a hooker?

>>742980340
32

>>742986847
>and definitely don't lose it to the whores
why not? nothing wrong with fucking hookers

>>742981727
With terror, right?

>>742980438
tits or gtfo or gay

>>742986986
no, nothing wrong with hookers, but losing your virginity to one of them will not be a great memory

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Mine's kind of a long story

>be me, 15 at the time.
>mom asks me to do my laundry today
>few hours later, take my laundry basket to the basement
>next to the washes is a pair of my sister's dirty panties
>She's 19, 10/10 bombshell
>look around before picking them up and giving them a sniff
>diamonds.gif
>pocket them and do my laundry
>going back upstairs, walk past my mom's room
>catch a glimpse of her admiring her new boob job in the mirror
>38DD
>even more diamonds
>this is bad, must fap
>go to room, close my door and start to fap

20

every other girl since then has been a prostitute. i'm surprised i havent killed myself yet.

>>742981583
story

17 with my 16 yo gf at the time. we were each other's first time so it was awkward the first time. Later we eventually got used to it. Broke up due to me having to move for college at 18. I miss her...

>>742980340
22

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>>742987171
>pull the panties out and stiff them
>"Watcha got there, sport!" I hear my dad say behind me
>scared me so much I jumped and fell on my ass
>he steps out of my closet
>"put them on, anon"
>wha-"
>"put. them. on."
>I reluctantly put on the panties, still in shock as to what's going on
>"Karen, Abigail, come quick!"
>My mom and sister rush in and start laughing at me
>My dad drops his pants, dives onto my bed and spreads his asscheeks with his hands. I can see his anus

16

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>>742987267
>"Son, it's time you joined in a little game we like to play as a family"
>mfw my sister kneels and starts licking his asshole
>my mom undoes her belt and whips out a cock even bigger than my dad's
>Dad starts sucking mom's dick
>Sister pulls out even bigger dick, sticks it in my dad's ass
>with a mouth full of dick my dad looks at me
>"I want you to shit yourself in your sister's panties, son" "Go on now, shit your self"
>run out of the room and make a break for it
>Run out of the front door in a tee shirt and pink panties, my dick flopping out of the side
>my neighbor's dad, Mr. Thomas is standing in his front yard, fully dressed for the office, with his dick out. Just masturbating in the front lawn.
>Look to my left, realize that every dad in the culdesac is doing it too

>>742987267
>sides missing

>>742981495
I know this going to sound cliché ,
but don't worry about getting fucked ,laid , or whatever, sex is not that big a deal and when you have at the wrong time it opens up a shit load of problems that just colossal and a huge never ending mind fuck,
like why did she stop fucking me ? was my dick to small
why did she break up with me , we had sex doesn't she still love me ?
WE HAD SEX ,, why is she talking to the guy now , is she bored with me ? or think he is hotter then me
and a host of self image problems that come with it.. some people can separate from it , but most people can't ..
I may not have this in the best way ,,but you get my point I hope, sex ain't all that big a deal
it just seems like it is because you aint had it yet.

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>>742987351
>except for the Kang-LaJohnson's house, as the only black family in the neighborhood they don't have a dad but their mom, L'watermellonika is standing in her yard next to hundreds of bicycles jacking a huge purple strapon
>"Wonderful weather we're havin- ahh aghh oh fuck" Mr. Thomas shouts, before he starts spraying his lawn with cum and screaming loudly
>I slowly back inside my house and hear loud moaning and grunting
>The ceiling is shaking and plates and pictures are falling off the shelves
>there's a deafening crash as my bedroom floor collapses into the living room, splattering two year old sister in her play pin
>without seeming to notice, my mom and sister are taking turns slapping my dad on the mouth with their cocks while he barks and hops on all fours like a dog. He's wearing a dog mask.
>call the police, it starts ringing
>suddenly silence
>my dad is right behind me, scissors in one hand and the cut phone line in the other
>He uses the phone cord to tie my hands behind my back and throws me down the stairs to the basement, knocking me unconscious

>>742980340
>I was 13.
>She was 19.
>Best friend's older sister.
>We fucked behind a Great American grocery store as not to be caught.
>Did it 4 or 5 times behind the store.
>Decided it had to end.
>2 weeks pass.
>End up fucking in her bed room every time her parents leave.
>Got risky and fucked when my friend was home.
>He walked in on us one day.
>Yelled at me; "Hey don't cum in her, I don't want a pregnant sister!"
>She was spooked, we never fucked again.

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18

>>742980340

over 30 and still a virgin

wut r birginity

>>742980340
A few months old

Raped by wild niggers

>>742980706
Same

>>742980366
Pics or it never happened.
Also nice dubs

13, have been fucking since middleschool.

>>742980340
18 to my husband

>>742987143
First sex I had she didn't know what she was doing, would probably have been more memorable with a hooker tbh

Never.

>>742980340
Haven't yet, 22 and I've only had handjobs, foot jobs and a shitty blowjob.

>>742980340
14 to my best friends gf the night he lost it to her as well.
>Took my parents car out without them knowing.
>Best friend bought beer.
>Broke into his gf's aunt's house.
>Proceed to get sloshed.
>He takes her to laundry room.
>Said it had soft clothes on floor.
>Hear washer machine bang against wall for half a minute.
>They walk out and she giggles and goes to restroom.
>I drive him home then head back to take her home.
>She tells me she's got a condom left over.
>Instantbonder.jpeg
>I pull over next to park near her place.
>Proceed to hang in back seat for half hour until she says she needs to go home.
>Haven't cum yet cause fucking no feel condoms.
>Pull out and she slurps the d for another minute and swallows load.
>Driver home.
>????
>Profit?

9 to my husband prophet huhammad

14

>>742988149
This is the only story that is actually vaguely hot.

>>742987101
Why would you ever think it could be a female? You're as big a faggot as he is, but for entirely different reasons.

20<

>>742987391
>I come to with a headache. This must have all been a dream
>Open my eyes and try to stand up but my hands are bound.
>as my vision clears I see that the room is lit with hundreds of candles
>All of the dads in from the neighborhood are standing in a circle fully dressed but with their dicks hanging out, plus Ms. Kang-LaJohnson and her purple dildo-thing
>My older sister is spread out on the pool table on her back, and my mom is painting on her with some sort of liquid
>my dad is sitting in a lotus pose, levitating just above the floor, his eyes rolled back in his head so that just the whites are showing
>I struggle to my feet and walk toward the steps
>Mom is finger painting upside-down pentagrams on my sister's naked body using my other sister's skull as a palette and her blood for paint
>As I near the stairs, without moving or looking at me my dad says in a voice that is not his own, "seize him"
>Ms. Kang-LaJohnson and my friend Jeff's dad, Mr. Mattews, pick me up by my arms and sit me on the couch

>>742988637
>Ms. Kang-LaJohnson uses her EBT card to sever the cord, and sits down next to me. Mr. Mattews sits to my left.
>Having completed her task, mom chucks my younger sisters skull which smears the wall with blood when it banks off and lands with a clink in the trashcan
>"Swish" say's Ms Kang-LaJohnson in a strangely deep voice
>Everyone in the room holds out their hands and begins chanting something I don't understand
>Abigail begins to slowly levitate above the pool table, her massive dick becoming fully erect
>she pushes her stomach out, her hands stretched out above her head as her body begins to form an arch
>as she continues to stretch this way I can hear her bones snapping and popping. She is smiling wildly and her tongue is outstretched
>her head is now nearly touching her ass when there is a loud "pop!" as her spine shoots out of her stomach. spraying me and everyone else with blood
>she continues to contort until her penis finally reaches her mouth, and she starts to suck herself off hungrilly, while letting out several loud farts as she does so
>this goes on for about five minutes until finally, she gasps and a mix of blood and sperm bubble out of her mouth
>The chanting stops and her mangled body drops with a sudden thud. Her eyes are completely lifeless, her lips locked in an insane, cum-smeared smile

>>742988694
>Dad pushes her corpse aside and it falls on the floor. Mr. Mattews gestures for me to get on the pool table.
>I stand up and hesitate momentarily before jumping over the back of the sofa and sprinting for the stairs
>Again I can hear my dad say "seize him" as I rush to make my escape. I hear a stampede of footsteps clambering up the stairs behind me.
>As I dash through the front door and onto the driveway, my friend Jeff and his mom, Mrs. Mattews are driving by
>They stop and tell me they're looking for Mr. Mattews, that he's been missing over an hour and I tell them we have to leave, NOW, and climb into the back seat
>Mrs. Mattews asks me to just hold on a second and tell her what's going on and why I have blood all over me and am wearing panties"
>I plead with her that I will explain but we have to go, now. Ms. Kang-LaJohnson, now halfway across the front lawn, unscrews her purple dildo from it's strap and chucks it at us
>the Dildo crashes through the window and caves in Mrs. Mattew's skull. She falls forward onto the horn and mashes the accelerator to the floor
>We pick up tremendous speed before hopping the curb, smashing Ms. Kang-LaJohnson's watermellon-shaped mailbox and plowing straight into her front stoop
>dazed, I brush broken glass off of myself and look in the front seat. The armrest from the porch chair that Ms. Kang-LaJohnson sits on literally 24-7 has impaled the passenger headrest, and Jeff's head is in several small pieces on the dash
>One of Mrs. Mattews blood-soaked tits shook free in the impact, and I covered her imploded head with my hand and added it to my spank bank
>I forced the bent and twisted door open and climbed from the wreckage. This had bought be a head start, and I needed to make it count. Now to find a phone.

>>742988734
>climb over the smashed porch and car
>hear both Jeff and his mom farting and spurting shit, as people who have just died often do. It smells like anus
>The front door of the Kang-LaJohnson home is already open by a crack and the lights are out
>I push on it but it only gives a little. I push harder and it opens as literally hundreds of thousands of KFC buckets are crushed behind it
>I climb over the KFC trash and see a pre-paid cell phone on the coffee table next to a crack pipe and a plate of watermellon slices
>I'm almost to the phone when I realize I'm not alone. There are at least thirty welfare babies all staring silently from the unlit kitchen
>throw the plate of watermellon at them to distract them and run upstairs with the phone
>the upper floor is a two-foot deep ocean of swisher sweets wrappers
>wading through the trash I open the phone. Battery: 2%
>Go to dial 911, but when I press 9 it says "Quick Dialing: Dope Dealer"
>fuckfuckfuck.png
>"ay who dis nigga watchu callin me n shit fo' homie I got gunz n shit nigga I got baking soda n shit nigga"
>hear something rustling around beneath the blunt wrapppers.
>"Nigga watchu need nigga who dis?"
>Boost Mobile: Powering Off
>the wrappers rustle again
>my mom jumps up from out of the trash pit and her cock swings back and forth with a Dutch Master's wrap stuck to the tip

>>742988753
>using some sort of jedi-penis bullshit she queefs through her dickhole and blows the door shut behind me, sending the blunt wrap flying into my mouth
>I start to choke and throw the phone at her
>The phone hits her in the right titty and her implant explodes
>the implant itself shoots out and hits me in the stomach, dislodging the wrapper from my lungs and forcing a loud, dirty fart out of my ass
>She picks in up and jams it back in her gaping tit wound and begins to walk towards me
>"Do you want to fuck mommy, anon? Do you want her to please you?"
>she is hovering over me now, her huge coke-can club of a dick dangling inches above my face
>I fall down and slowly backstroke through the garbage until I hit the closed door
>She pulls my sister's panties to the side and lets my dick and one and a half of my balls flop out
>"If you won't take mommy's dick, mommy's gonna have to take yours"
>for some reason her remaining titty forces me to get hard against my will

>>742980340
gonna keep it till i die

>>742988783
>She places her hand on her neck and begins to pull
>the skin rips and her jaw snaps and cracks as she pulls off her own head and throws it out of the window
>She leans forward and rams my cock into her exposed throat hole, her remaining boobie flapping and slapping my ball sack
>Her neck hole starts making oddly satisfying suction noises as I drive my lil' thicky ball deep into her throat cavity
>I shout "mommy me make ballwater!" and ejaculate directly into her stomach
>some of it falls out of her deflated tit for some reason and slaps my balls
>I pop my boner out of her neck and that dumb ass thot slips lifeless beneath the waves of the blunt sea
>it's actually a beautiful sight. A tear falls from my eye, slides down my balls, mixes with neck-fluids blood, phlem, and semen before slipping beneath the waves

>>742980340
18

>>742988821
>While I was neck-effing my mom, I failed to realize that the dad group and Ms. Kang-LaJohnson had formed a mob outside the house
>I ran out the front door and jumped on one of the stolen bikes in the front yard
>I had nearly outflanked the dad's when one of them thrust his semi-hard benis between the spokes of my front tire
>instantly the bike flipped forward and I was sent crashing to the ground. Once again, I blacked out
>I woke up wedged in a pitched black space with no light. It smelled unbearable and felt like some sort of wet bag I had been stuffed in.
>I struggled to reach in my pocket and fish out a lighter, but before I could I began to move
>I saw a light for a moment, then again, and I was squeezed tightly before falling out into blinding light
>I rubbed my eyes and looked up and my dad's horrifically stretched anus. He had stored me in his asshole.
>All the neighborhood dads surrounded me, their dicks out and fully erect

>>742988868
>I began to levitate and spin clockwise, my face slapping each dick in the circle as I went around
>I began to spin faster and faster, being smacked on the tongue by over 200 dicks per minute
>one by one they started blasting their yoghurt, and seminal fluids were slung all over the room (and down my throat)
>when they had all made their sour cream, I began to contort slowly
>I knew full well what was coming
>I felt nothing as my spine and ribs popped and the flesh of my back tore
>I could see my dong now, growing closer to my mouth. I opened wide and started sucking that fucker like it was my fucking job
>I pictured Mrs. Mattews fine as titty in the car earlier and farted a loud BRAAAP as I flooded my sinuses with sloppy globs of mayonnaise
>and then all was dark.

And that's how I lost my virginity folks

>>742980340
18 to a 30 year old 5/10 off of craigslist

>>742980340
My penis first touched the inside of a vagina when I was zero years old. We did some pretty extreme stuff. You've heard of fisting, but I basically had my whole body inside her. Ripped her right open with my head and shoulders. She had to get stitches. I had this cord thing wrapped around my neck cause I'm into erotic asphyxiation. You know how it be when it do.

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lost it to a fat chick i knew in bio when i was 17. It was actually kind of nice because she gave good head. didn't last too long though. Isn't really worth the green text.

16

>>742988917
5/7 anon

>>742987737
ma boy

(male) 16 with another 16yro girl

>>742980340
15 to my English literature teacher

i shall never get fucked

Lost it at 29. Literally a month before my 30th.

>>742980340
24 year old virgin

I never even kissed or held the girl's hand

43 and it hasn't happened yet, so I'm betting it won't ever. I'm in good shape and handsome, but I'm too smart for most cunts. I'd rather talk politics or philosophy than "muh Game of Thrones"

>>742980340
17 to girls
25 to boys

>>742990319
>too smart to smash
seems legit

>>742985199
you're lieing, post pics you ugly bastard

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>>742980557

13.

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>>742989816
nice

>>742980340
gurl here. 13

>>742991491
oh well

>>742989074
Male or female.
>>742987885
How old was the girl?
>>742981846
>>742981516
>>742980557

Male of Female?

>>742980340
16

>>742991491
How old was the guy?

>>742980340
16

>>742991676
16 :O

>>742991606
male

>>742991746
That's not bad. I had a friend who fucked a 27 year old when she was 12. Did you enjoy yourself?

>>742980340
18

>technically
11

>officially
14

both to the same girl

>>742987143
>losing your virginity to one of them will not be a great memory

not losing your virginity will be worse

>>742980340
37

I was 14, she was 18. She saw me play in a band at a party. Got me drunk and fucked my brains out. Dated for a while, didn't work out.

14 to my 14 year old gf

>>742991888
what is this technically?

>>742991831
Wow. Of course, it was my "first love". In a hotel room kek

>>742980340
20, but was worth the wait

Does having sex in a Minecraft MOD count?

awesome

>>742990319
Means you have a micro penis you pretentious lonely fuck.

>>742980340
22 and she was 18 also a virgin.

>>742990319
If you were actually intelligent then you would realize how incredibly easy it is to talk a woman into sleeping with you. Basic Psychology and emotional manipulation you cuck

>>742980340
20

>>742992070
technically i was inside, but i didn't have the length yet to really make it work, so we got bored and moved on to other stuff

>>742988917
5/7 would read again

>>742992645
>Basic Psychology and emotional manipulation

not worth it. i like to think i'm not a manipulative loser.

>>742980340
19

12. to a 14 yo girl in the bushes behind a roller-skating rink. (this was 1983)

>>742993226
ur a dumb loser then
stop calling yourself "too smart to fuck", dumbass

I was 19

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>>742980340
never and not planning on it either

>>742980340
18 months

>>742980340
12
And Legally
(Yeah my country have really fucked up laws)

>>742994099
male or female?

>>742994148
Let's say Anon ;)
Female btw xD

>>742994292
How old was the guy?

Did you enjoy yourself?

>>742994365
The Guy Was 14
And Kinda Enjoy it but feel bad days later for doing it...
[Ignore my bad English :/]

>>742994464
Why did you feel bad? What country are you from?

>>742994583
Feel Bad because I thinked it was a Wrong idea because Everyone will think I am a "bitch" etc. I just overthinked it a Little bit...

I am from Hungary btw. :D

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Posting this in every sad basic thread. Hopefully someone will listen.

They might even realize the self improvement they will feel is more permanent and important that fucking will ever be.

>>742995188
Your english is fine btw. I'll be in budapest in december. What should I see and do while I am there?

>>742995303
I live in Debrecen And I was on Budapest only 1 time in my life but I can suggest you to try these things :
-Buying Traditional Foods
(From a Cheaper place don't pay 3*for the same food ,some of the Restaurants are try to "scam" tourists)
Go to a Lake or a River Because They are pretty beautyfull here
etc. :D
You know anything in Hungarian or you will go to Budapest with Zero Language Knowing?

17, slept over at a party, & I lucked out when I woke up having to take a piss and a super wasted chick who I guess came in later was passed out on the floor.
Ended up copping some feels & just slowly fucking her ass with the head of my penis. Didn't know if she was a virgin or not so I didn't try her pussy

>>742995586
I know zero hungarian. I will be in budapest for work so I imagine I will be with people that speak hungarian.

Then I drive to bucharest, romania...for more work.

25 and I haven't even kissed a girl. It's not surprising, I spent the majority of the last 10 years never going out and playing wow and runescape instead (also college, university and jobs). I have combined about 900 days of time played in time on those 2 games and was also always kind of fat and fucked up teeth. Funny now really I have really spent the last couple of years "working on myself" and right now I have a really good job and financial situation for my age (buying a house on my own soon), I'm close to finishing up getting my teeth fixed up and I run and am actually quite fit. Still autistic as fuck though.

>>742995778
aka raped a random girl

>>742995913
So how you want to communicate in Hungary? I mean there is a lot of people who knows English but still not Everyone and Not Everywhere :D

>>742995981
Meh she doesn't even know it happened. It's not a big deal

>>742996201
>she doesnt know
>so its not rape, right?
ur a shit person

>>742996142
i just assumed I would stick to the major cities where english was spoken. Then plan my driving trip very carefully.

Maybe I should learn some basic Hungarian before I arrive...

>>742980340
16 to a school slut

>>742980340
I was 11 and she was 9

> Be 8
> Dad is dating somebody new
> New stepsister
> Asks me if I love her
> Tell her yes (because I thought we're family so we have to)
> Tells me that people who love one another do adult things together
> I have no fucking idea what she's on about
> Strips herself
> Strips me
> Guides me into her
> Just bounce against her crotch
> Hear parents coming upstairs
> Stop
> Repeat this for about two years
> Get caught one day while in her bed with the bottom parts of our pyjama's removed
> Not allowed to be in the same room with my sister without supervision
> Get blamed for this because I'm the boy, while my sister instigated the entire thing (I didn't even know what having sex was until she showed me)

I don't know if that counts. Otherwise I was 15 with the girl down the street

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>>742990039

>>742996341
>so its not rape, right?
pretty much. any 17 year old virgin would have done the same

6 I got molested.

>>742996506
My stepsister is the same age as me BTW.

>>742996485
Did you cum?

>>742996549
male or female?

>>742996365
The only not-so-easy thing about Hungarian is the Word Conjugations

Example :
Door=Ajtó
..For Door = Ajtónak
the -nak ending is the For in this word it can be -nak or -nek depends which songs better for a Word...(help : ajtónek sounds terrible xD)
In Door = Ajtóban
It can be -ban/-ben
etc.
Every other thing are easy to learn in Hungarian only Conjugations seems to be a Little hard for Non-hungarians...

>>742996506
Someone was smashing your stepsister before you were.

>>742996618
Male.

>>742996712
It's a cryllic alphabet?

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>>742980340
>15
masturbation doesn't count

>>742996765
sorry. I don't jack off to guys getting molested. did you at leas cum?

>>742996539
any 17 yro shithead, yea

>>742996842
No.

>>742996851
Obviously a girl, quit crying.

>>742996945
That sucks. Was it a guy or a girl?

>>742996795
Nope.
Full Hungarian Alphabet :
A, Á, B, C, CS, D, E, É, F, G, I, Í, H, J, K, L M, N, NY, O, Ó, Ö, Ő, P, Q R, S ,SZ,T, TY, V, W, X, Y, Z
I hope I don't miss any letter...