ITT: SHARE YOUR SECRETS

>>742963131
I raped a man in Reno, just to watch him cry.

>>742963131
I drew a Swastika on a Synagogue.

>>742963131

I'll kick off.
You guys wont believe this but hey what do i care. This moment changed my life. Posted this cpl wks ago, will share again

be 23
Having lunch break on park bench downtown. nice summer day, people everywhere. Wasnt paying attn when the person sitting next to me left, but noticed they left a sports bag under the bench. I was going to leave it well alone thinking it probably had gross sweaty gym gear in there. But something kept telling me to check it out. I pretended it was mine, leaned down and unzipped it a little.
> See some $20s and $50s.
Instantly put food down pick up bag fuck off as quickly but calmly as I can. Didn't even think about being a good citizen, just thought 'fuck there's probably a grand there, I'm taking it, finders keepers.'
Walked a block opened the bag a little more and realised it was full of money. Can't go back to work with this

Freak out, sweating wondered if someone is following me. Hail a cab, go a few blocks, got out, hail another then went straight home. Sitting in the back I looked further in, bags of dope and just bundles of cash. Biggest rush of my life
Get home call boss say I had vomited. Won't be back tomorrow either. Tipped the money onto bed started counting. When i get to $10k and barely made a dent in the pile knew i had scored fucking big.
> Final tally $38,090.
Get rid of drugs. Hid money under the house. Didnt even tell my wife. Thought it safer that way. Slowly spent it over the next decade on odd things, groceries, dinner, pizzas, movies, lottery tickets, scratch card that kind of thing.

My heart still pounds when I think about that moment. And fuck it was amazing counting all that money on my bed, I just kept laughing and punching the air like Tom Cruise or some shit
Still think about my good luck, feel sorry for the guy who would've gotten dealt to real hard for losing that bag. But hey, that was his problem

Tldr: keep your eyes open. You never know what good fortune might come your way

>>742963474
in pigs blood?

>>742963832
No but I should have.

Rat faced cunts.

>>742963131
I take drugs at work. I work in a safety critical role.

I got my kid circumcised. I researched it to find out how to make sure the most sensitivity was removed and had it done to him.

>>742964189
Bait.

>>742964189
0/10. go to bed kiddo. you have a long, hard day of 4th grade tomorrow

>>742963131
I hate my life and the constant anxious pain I live in
My girl talks to dudes behind my back, gets caught then claims she has a mental illness, kinda want to throw myself off a bridge rather than live day to day knowing very well the woman I love(loved?) with all my heart may be flirting with someone and I not even know it

>>742963131
I'm a "white van" driver (mostly deliveries) and I drink almost daily on the job..
Always a 5th of bourbon with me.

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>>742964551
Why the fuck dont you dump that bitch? No pussy is worth getting cucked...

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>>742964469
>>742964244

Fucked every of my best friend's girls he was dating with. Now he died, and I can't find a gf

>>742964897
lol

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i have been cumming on a rag for the last year

So I was thinking about,the day that me and my "friend" meet up. And him cuddling me, but in my mind, all I could think about us sex. Is this normal for a 20 y/o who has never been in a relationship? I suspect that me being molested had something to do with it. Maybe I do have a fucked up view of what love is?

>>742965334
Fuck eh. Another guy that got molested.

Welcome to the club, we have matching hats.

>>742965200
I feel you bro. Was on holidays and was cumming in the same underwear 2 weeks, not to mention I wore it the same amount of weeks also. But every thing has to come to an end.

>>742963131
Fiance of 7 years cheated and left, old "friend" was behind it saying that I had cheated on her with one of her and I's friends. Went to confront him, he called the police. Still fully intend on getting revenge. Nothing else to do, really. She truthfully became a hog; so in-turn i'm grateful that that had happened; but I don't like being fucked over like that. We'll see. And by the way, her "friend" had moved away months prior to when he'd said we had had sex. Unless she or I wanted to drive eight hours just to fuck, then she was just a cunt who believed him.

>>742965427
Are they nice hats at least?

the last time I saw and talked to my best friend's mother, one of my friends and even my grandma before they passed away, I was high.

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>>742965442
yeah my cum rag is a shirt and i wear it sometimes too.

I keep stealing money from the business of my father because he doesn't give me enough cash when I want to go out. I don't even feel bad, I'm studying and this fuck even though he has a restaurant gives me a fiver every day, so I steal about 15 more so I can buy cigarettes ( first priority ) and the rest depends

i killed my sisters guinea pig with a pair of scissors...went to the bathroom, finished him off in the bath tub, cut him into diffrent peaces, threw the remains outside the cities garbage

>>742965604
I just hope for the sake you don't go out with this thing bro

>>742965650
Why do you have to wear depends

>>742965690
And why did you think it would be a good idea to do this you piece of shit? It didn't do anything to you, and it's cute, small and fluffy. Fuck you

>>742965490
They come in red and blue. Only one size sorry.

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>>742965604
What the fuck man?

>>742965787
What size?

>>742965690
Why?

>>742965714
Whatcha mean? With depends I mean I splash it out for food, or drinks, or something else

>>742965819
Medium.

>>742965604
Please for fucks sake, take it off and burn it. I've seen a lot of cum rags in my life, but for some reason seeing you wearing one makes me want to vomit.

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>>742965834
Oh I thought you had to wear these

>>742965858
Dann it

i showed my cousin my weiner when i was high on xanax and adderall

weirdest shit i've ever done.

whenever i think of it, a feeling of shameful dread comes over me.

I once masturbated 13 times in a day. Whats your record, /b/?

I busted a nut for the first time while I was experimenting with my wedgie fetish. I also learned what fetishes were on that day.

>>742966076
same

>>742966076
4. I tried for a 5th, but at that point it was less of pleasure and more just wanting to force it, and it just got uncomfortable.

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>>742965900
pussy

>>742963511
nice greentext your retard

>>742966018
how old was she/he? you? either way, them seeing your dick isnt the end of the world. its not like u raped them or anything (I assume)

>Settle down with gf
>says she wants to get married and have kids
>ohshit.jpg
>peer pressure forces me to propose
>she says yes
She's a 8/10 but I'm worried the strain on my bank balance will ruin me. The worst part is, the wedding is scheduled for next year, around the time my wife will be expecting our 3rd child.

>>742966199
Dude you gave me the hardest lol of the last few weeks, thanks

I fucked 6 or 7 girls this year. Mostly drunk during the first half so probably more. Also did threesome with this chubby girl and my partner in crime. Never even paid them a single coin. Probably shared a cigarette or two after but that was it. Only lost my virginity last year at 18y.o. 2017 is a fucked up year. Trying to take a qt3.14 seriously since she already confessed her love to me and I'm juggling three of them at the same time. 2 of them I already fucked. Probably gonna throw the odd one out cause she already saw me with qt3.14 at a mall.

I fucked my cousin

>>742966076
4. any more than that it gets sore from friction, even with lube

I've been in a sexual relationship with my little sister the last 5 years.

>>742966699
how old is she now? about 5-7 i assume. post her pic

>>742966076
5. was a fun 3 hours

When I was 17 i took the v of my sister's 11yo best friend. were then fuck buddies for quite a while

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I want to watch a hot black go out rail my gf while I watch her cum over and over. Makes me hard thinking about it happening. Pic is gf.

>>742966973
She's 17 now.

I'm notorious liar. Lying has become just as normal as breathing to me. I lie about every little shit to show off or pretend that I'm somehow an interesting person.

Also I broke into the guy's house who bullied me in Highschool, tied his hands and made him eat nothing but his shit and piss for two days. Felt better afterwards

kinda boring one but I convinced my possibly terminally ill half sister to start up at youtube while she was in hospital to 'give her something to do' because I knew she would try to put a ton of effort into it and make her condition worse because I hate her, in the end she quit after 3 videos because she couldn't handle it

I can't triforce
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I want to fuck my girlfriend's best friend.
I even have her nudes, she sent them to a group chat that all 3 of us are in.

Me, my gf and her family we have a summer house, where we basicly go to party once or twice a month. Last time, we took our lady friend, she is so fucking beautiful. When I was there alone, chopping wood, I went to find her used panties. The smell was amaying, much better than my gf's...

can't believe some idiots actually write the same secrets on all secret threads

>secret
as an ex-gym instructor i used to get proposals of married women who wanted a good night of sex, i never accepted tho

>>742968067
>I want to fuck my girlfriend's best friend.
>I even have her nude

proof where's the pic fag

Fired the neiborhood house at a drunk night when I was a teen. Hope it was empty.

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I dont belong in society because I think im better than everyone and im smarter or special.
Really, I understand this is not the case.
I tell myself these things because I feel punished for having a positive mindset and getting disappointed.
Whenever I apply for a job or slowly work on a girl I get rejected immediately and constantly and blame my eagerness for my disappointment and shame.
Ive become a cynical piece of shit because I had my head in the clouds and up my ass for 20 years.

Heres my secret: I accept death. I dont want to kill myself but if I get mugged at gunpoint I will piss them off so they kill me.
I want a drunk driver to ignore my walk sign.
I want lightning to strike, or a suprise terrorist attack to finish my suffering.

I live with my 5/10 gf in a college town. I see so many hot undergrads walking around and I desperately want to cheat on her with one of them.

>>742968472
just break up

>>742968407
I wish I was fuckin dead sometimes too, man. Just don't think I could put my family through the grief of suicide.

I've been raped twice.

>>742963131

I was camming with some hot sounding strange woman frm North Carolina...i could hear her but her screen was blacked out..

She was telling me to do thing and she was in bed

So i did what she said until my phone died

>>742968756
Did you enjoy it?

>>742963131
I slept with my interviewer to get my most recent job.

>>742968802
No. The first time, I was 10 and it was by my best friend. Second time was by a far chick that drugged me.

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>>742968847
M? F? Age?
What did you have to do? Who suggested it? How long did it take?

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>>742968187
Here nigger

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i'm a dirty sissy
https://www.xvideos.com/video28629193/teen_skinny_sissy_play_dirty_with_her_panty_in_public_toilet

>>742968951
F, 23. He suggested it during the follow up call, dropping hints that I picked up. Just a standard fuck really, nothing too bad. Spent the night with him.

>>742968999
Yuck, disgusting tits. That shit aint worth brah.

>>742965200
Im cumming in the same underwear for at least 1 year, it smells shit, really.

>>742969094
Yeah but she thicc af and I'm more of an ass man

I showered with a super cute 9yo girl just a short while ago

I fuckin hate niggers

About 6 years ago I accidentally backed into an old man on an electric power scooter. I was backing out of my driveway, vehicle stopped because it hit what I thought was ice or snow (in canada) pulled forward and was about to power through the obstacle when I heard yelling. Looked and saw old man. Insurance gave him 3000 and somehow my insurance went down by $7 a month that year.

Fast forward to 2 days ago. Driving my work van. Going through intersection. Had to stop to let cars go. Take sip of my coffee and make the turn. In an instant as I looked up from my coffee I'm greeted by the burnt in image of a 75 year old lady getting hit in the stomach of my van. And her head wiping forward leaving a big dent in my hood. I'm probably fucked because she was in a crosswalk... yet to hear anything...

>>742969197
True, all about dat booty.

>>742969395
Let's hope the insurance goes down by even more this time kek.

>>742966076
Nigga I did 15 once but the last 4 I didn't even feel shit.

>>742969395
Yeah you probably shouldn't be driving.

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>>742969411
B o o t y

>>742969516
Statistically speaking those ARE the two worst things I've done driving in the 19 years I've been driving.

Your just mad because I have 170 actual life points.

>>742969621
Yeah, but you're actually a nigger, though.

>>742969621
Would have had a cool 200 if they both didn't have mobility issues making them easier to hit.

>>742969659
Naw. Whitest guy you'll meet.

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>>742969700

>>742963131
A year ago ,an acsdent happen near by my work shop .
Went to take a look
>It was that bully how kept bullying my and my friends
> His bully fag ass partner was with him
> The bully #1 was ... Cunt in half
> The other was fine one pace not a scratch
> Fucking damn it ....
> Decided to keep looking until some yelled
> HEY THE MAN IS DAYING CALL SOMEONE !!!!
> "In a cold voice to the man i spoke"
> I don't have it , call the ambulance
> then i took a walk to my work shop continuing my job like nothing happened
> Would pay to see him daying again

>>742969621
Most people manage to drive 19 years without hitting 2 people. And both were, by your own admission, entirely your fault.

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I once jerked off to my own aunt
In front of her
While she was a sleep
While my cousin was next to her, also a sleep
What am I doing with my life

I was made to watch my younger sister getting two dicks at the same time. She tied me up against my will and got my fucking "friends" to do her

>>742969828
That's hot.

im a virgin khv feelposter from r9k and i constantly give people relationship advice here

>>742969803
You don't get points if you don't play the game.

>>742969197

my tongue wouldn't touch those nips

>>742969560
Brah she fat not thicc. Better pussy out there.

barebacked a hooker, cum in her a bit before pulling out. It was the best sexual experience of my life

>>742969906
Not as fat as your mom

Owned

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I let the goat at the petting zoo lick my penis

>>742969828
I watched a friend of mine get ganbanged. But dont have to be tied.

I like to smell my penis.

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>>742963511
Security cams?

>>742969867
Hot, but also devastating. They made so much fun of me. But the sex was real fucking intense. It all started when she found out I want to fuck her. Started teasing me from then on and it all culminated with her fucking my friends. She's stronger than me so it wasn't a problem to overpower me and tie me up

>>742969078
That's not too bad then. I was worried he might have put the hard word on you during the interview leading to a dirty bj under the desk.

Hope the jobs going well.

>>742969978
Actual facts.

Im fuck buddies with my housemate/friend's gf's 13yo sister, we fuck a couple times per week at least. He is the only other person who knows and can tell he is jealous.

>>742970004
But you don't have one

>>742970003
Lucky you. I want to do the same with my friend, but instead got this with my sis

>>742969873
Yeesh.

Okay , i used to jack off in class during middle school . Wasnt easy .

>>742970083
What's that mean?

>>742970053
Yeah, he was pretty matter-of-fact about the whole thing. I got the feeling I'm not the first he's done this to. He was a bit rough but overall it was a fair trade.

>>742970050
Yeah that worried me. But this was back in the early 2000s. Security cameras weren't really a thing back then.

I was more concerned a drug dealer had just realised and was running through the streets trying to find his bag.

Initially when I thought it was only a couple hundred bucks in there I planned to fill my pockets, dump the bag and return to work. When I discovered there was way more I knew I had to bail immediately, get out of the CBD asap to the safety of home.

>>742969937
>best
you mean only

I let a few friends of mine fuck my passed out girlfriend once. If you've never done it, it's incredibly hot.

>>742970186
You've got a fair bit of power over him now. If job starts going sour you can get nasty and blackmail him or just go to the cops. Say you were completely coerced, desperate and he's been trying it on ever since. If as you suspect others got the job the same way, you might get them backing up your story. Depending where you are in the world it could end up being profitable experience for you.

>>742970447
Well, for starters things are going smoothly so that'd be pointless. Second, I have literally no evidence, so I'm not sure how blackmail would work. So...no real power here lol

>>742970285
What did you do with the money?

Got my mom to fuck a buddy of mine for his birthday. She's a hot MILF and was always his fantasy

I fucked my way to a job and have become my bosses private whore all just to fuel a drug addiction

>>742970920
Just pissed it away. Could make any big purchases or pay if the credit card it one go because didn't want to attract attention to myself.

Was planning a wedding so paid a bit that way. Bought some gold coins as an investment. But mostly pissed it away. Was a good feeling always being cashed up. Never had to brown bag lunch, bought whatever books or magazines I wanted, clothed, random presents for my wife. Its actually fucking difficult to spend $39k on little things. Takes ages to get rid of.

>>742965690
I just hope you didn't run with the scissors

I'm 27 and have $135,000 saved.

>>742971094
hot

I'm a fat virgin, I don't have strong and meaningful friendships, but I push lbs of bud weekly and get by nicely and am always never dry

>>742971989
:)

bmppp

>>742969078
Did you let him cum in you? How many times did you guys fuck?

>>742972601
Twice that night. And yeah, I let him, he was calling the shots obviously.

>>742971822

How many people did you kill?

>>742972048
Where

>>742963131
I lied to you about my previous relationship because of my past, its 5 months and not 5 years and I'm scared that if you'd know what I've been doing on those months or years you'd prolly leave me.

>>742972663
anymore times after?

>>742972807
fag

>>742965334
Are you gay?

I sent my younger sister sexually suggestive messages through textfree apps and when I asked her who she thinks it may be I was the literal second choice. (first guy was some random dude off instagram)

Sooner or later she called the textfree number (I never picked up) and we went back and forth over text with me just sending more suggestive messages, but she kept going on, just wanting to know who it was first.

Eventually I just stopped texting her for awhile.

Got another randon number and texted her again, she straight up called my actual number this time (of course I still didn't answer)

I gave her some hints that it could be me and she responded with something like
>lol i know this cant be *my first name*
>she calls my actual number again
>JUST answer the PHONE I can know who this is (after she called me once or twice, she called both the textfree number and my number)

Part of me thinks she knows its probably me but shes just either surprised/shocked etc.

She never responded with disgust or anything, just increasing curiousty.

Part of me knows its wrong but the feeling is too strong, and with the house she lives in it would be odd if nothing were to happen.


Maybe I'll end up doing something with my younger sister, maybe not....

>>742972933
No, but I'd be open to any further arrangements. He's not the sort of person I normally go for though.

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>>742963131
addict to make cum fakes to my friends social media pictures

I told my gf of 8 years that I was a virgin when we started dating. I lost my virginity at a young age to another guy and we fooled around for years before I met her.

>>742972773
South WI

>>742972807
Don't be scared, my love, I won't leave you anyway. Hope you wasn't ISIS warrior at Syria.

>>742965747

Agreed

>>742968596

I agree, it's the hardest thing ever at first, but you'll feel better for it.

>>742969828

wtf

I'm married with a kid, and I fell in lust with a co-worker. Opps.
Let's just call her Carine, a girl who spent a lifetime riding horses, so thighs that can squeeze juice from a rock, and an arse built for pounding.

I feel like my girlfriend cares more about her game than me. We haven't done anything sexual in months. College has started and I'm pretty sure I'm going to cheat on her the first chance I get.

>>742966418
Do you love her?

I work at s restaraunt in the kitchens. It pays really well and we can cook ourselves dinner brekky or lunch every shift. Plus we can drink from the bar for free after hrs. But, the secret is I got the job / keep the job by fucking the owner ( 47 yo chubby butter face) she's into pegging and eating my ass. The sex is ok, but she has the uglyst face I've ever encountered, and while we fuck she wants to kiss the whole time. Her body goes alright, had a few kids but kept the big tits.

Ive only done it a couple times, but when my big sister comes home drunk she passes the fuck out, every time. I've fucked her once, but fooled around a few times. She's stunning, she's a crossfit instructor and model for fitness clothes. Best part is she's got these big fake tits, they look natural and feel amazing.

>be me 21
>bedroom window looks into neighbours bedroom
>watch them fuck all the time
>he's about 30, she's younger and pregnant
>beat my dick everytime

>>742966076
9 for me. Shooting blanks by the end. Couldn't touch my dick for 24 hours

>>742973041

How old was/is she?

I took my 12yo nieces panties from her grandparents house. I was visiting my parents and I saw underwear in my old room. Later I got rid of them. I am paranoid that everyone knows and my family thinks I am pervert. I am pervert.

>>742970000
nice quads

>>742974359
15 atm

21m
I sit when I pee.

>>742974486
Did she ever send you anything back?

>>742974406
I am pervert... starring will smith

I fuck my wife and think about my ex while doing it. I have pictures of my ex that I edit all the time because they were my favorite photo shoots.

>>742974505
I am 37m and I sit when I pee. I am fat with tiny penis.

>>742966076
I've done seven once

>>742974514
Never sent any pictures to me but she was just curious on who it was, she even got one of her friends to call the textfree number

When I was in high school, I babysat a six year old, showed her porn, how to give a hand job, and let her grind her pussy on my dick (she loved that and always wanted to do it). This was over 20 years ago now. I wish I knew her name so I could look her up and see if she turned out OK.

I was molested by my brother and almost did the same thing to my younger sister. I didn't know it was wrong. This was so long ago. It still fucks with my head

I am old and ugly, and will probably never get to fuck again, eventhough I am horny and able.

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>>742974709
I had a similar experience. I feel horrible guilt that I fucked her up for life. I hope she overcame it.

My female cousin had a thing for me.

When we were really young maybe starting at 7-8 (still in elementary) she would kiss me all the time. Didn't think much of it and gave myself 'cootie shots' each time because I was a fucking child.

When I was about 10 years old she tried to convince me to have sex with her when she was 9. She took me into a closet and kissed me and tried to take my pants off. At that age I had no idea what was going on and felt like it was too weird in the closet in the total darkness.

Years later when she was about 14 she showed me her vagina and spread the lips for about a minute. First one I ever saw.

It stopped after that since her parents moved away. She lived with me for a couple years in her mid 20's and we never said a word about it. She's about 30 and is your stereotypical whorish girl. Last I heard she married a rich guy in his 60's. She's about an 8/10 too so good for him.

>>742971822
Well done! You are way ahead of the game.

I'm addicted to making fakes of my ex, I want to delete them but I've put so much time and effort into making them that I cant just throw it all away... plus they're super hot

>>742974928
Story? Also, I feel ya. I take solace in the fact that she instigated most of it in my case...initial contact was her walking in on me. Aside from each time we would try something new, it was always her idea to "play", not mine.

>>742975088
post them

>>742965650
Your a fucking cunt

LET ME KNOW THAT I'VE DONE WRONG
WHEN I'VE KNOWN THIS ALL ALONG

I write cheesy high school romance stories and shipping fanfiction
I don't drink or smoke because my dad became an addict right around the time I was born
I have a three inch erection and I’m circumcised.
I didn’t masturbate until I was 18 and can’t get off to naked women or porn as I find something deeply uncomfortable about both. I last for about thirty seconds to a minute on average.
When I was younger, my dad used to shave me, cut my nails, trim my pubes, pop pimples on my face and back, would smell my penis to make sure it smelled nice, would do the same for my armpits, and would sometimes shower with me. This went on until I was around 16 and he would also beat me if I ever denied him.
Every weekend for the past four years, I’ve gone to the movies or taken a nap in my car and told my mom I was out with friends. I’ve also told her I’m dating a Korean girl who was in one of my university classes.
When I was younger, girls at school used to hug me and random and would also tell me they loved me. Eventually I found out they would dare each other to hug guys they found especially creepy/ugly and I was a prime target. One of them also started a rumour I was stalking her because we lived on adjacent streets, after which most of my friends stopped associating with me.
My mom desperately wants grandkids but I'm pathologically terrified of women and fat/below average girls treat me like shit.
When I was a teenager, I used to do weird/disgusting shit to make my friends laugh. More than once I dropped my pants and danced around because I had a small dick and it made them laugh to see me humiliate myself. I would do anything to make someone like me.
I like the band Echosmith.
The only time I use reddit is going on r/pillowtalkaudio to download audios where girls pretend to be your girlfriend and pretend to talk to you to help me fall asleep. I also paid a woman online to make me a 10 minute custom girlfriend audio

>>742975159
>742974709
I concur

>>742975088
Being addicted to photos of your ex is tough. Makes it hard to move on, but damn it's fun

I was the one who let the dogs out back in the day.. people have been asking about it..

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>>742966699
Some wincest for you

>>742973024
A smidgen

>>742975159
Agreed. Fucking dick

>>742967407
Bet you're lying
>I'm a serial gambler

>>742975297
It's been 4 years, but I'm really good with photoshop so have made photos of her in all sorts of positions. Have posted a few on here but they're so good there's no way anyone realises they're fake, which makes it way hotter :\ wish I could just delete everything but I've made at least 100, I can't just throw away all my creations

>>742975110
I was probably 16 and hired to babysit two young girls next door. They were maybe 4 and 6 and both very cute. I was so horny and backwards and clueless about female anatomy. I would wake the younger one up to take her to the bathroom to pee. After she peed, I would wipe her clean and get a good look at her pussy. Never penetrated. Still wracked with guilt. She may not even remember it, but I am trying to appease myself.

>>742970123
Is that you matt

>>742969078
What a whore. I'll bet you have daddy issues. Fucking for money, no going back from that.

>>742963131
I selled my wife for internet connection

>>742975474
That's nothing. Kids that age still think help wiping is normal.

>>742975452
I feel that. I got a ton of edits of my ex's that I can never give up. When you have great photos, it's hard to just give them up

>>742965442
>>742969132
these are not secrets, I'm sorry to tell you anons.

>>742975575
>t. nigerian

Was supposed to be the best man for my closest friend but he tarnished it by fucking my now ex, he didn't know that I knew so I fucked him over by no call no showing the wedding and sent him a lovely little email.

The next month I ditched the mainland and relocated to the us virgin islands St croix, got myself a wife there too, and people back in Iowa still don't know what I've been up to, or even cared perhaps. Its been 7 years, the clean slate experience was the refresh I desperately needed. Now I smoke green every morning on a beach.

Anyway ill take poor and tropical over most places. Its great for those who seek simplicity.

>>742969886
>trying to sound clever

>>742975601
I'm afraid that if I delete them all I'll fall into a massive depression. But if I don't give them up I'm destined to obsess over her forever... I'm pretty fucked up

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>>742963131
I betrayed the only person who's proven their worth to me. I had a crush on her and she always put me down in high school, suddenly in college I found someone else who mildly fits the void she asks me to move a thousand miles away to start anew and i take it, I pack up and never told her till she found out in her own. We've been friends since middle school I'm currently 25. I found out she loved me all along after that high school bullshit and was waiting on me after I moved she dropped out and became a stripper. I found out through a friend who saw her there. Things could have been different /b/

>>742970557
can we see your body? Your story is a real turn on for me femanon.

My best friend's wife only started dating him to make me jealous. I wouldn't date her, just wanted to be fuck buddies, and she kept wanting more. The last time we fucked was when she came by to see him the night before their first real date and he was out. She still wanted my D after that but I wasn't going to do that to my friend.

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i am 30 years old. a virgin. an immigrant. got my m.sc. degree in computer science. not very well at it to honest. was interning at some companies to get some experience but the did not want me to stay. talk to no one and trust no one. i look ugly. my teeth are yellow. i live on social benefits i am likely to commit suicide.

also i am a footfag. the only thing that i have achieved in life is to stop smoking (should not have started in the first place)

>>742975906
What I attempted to do was take all the photos, encrypt them and throw them on a micro SD card, then hide it from myself.

I say attempt because I need to look back. Maybe you'll have more self control? Either way, keep them on that drive and don't move them anywhere else.

>>742975956
Sorry, I don't do things for free

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>>742964632
Yes I drink everyday on the job. Been doing it for about 5 years now. No one seems to notice or care. A few years back my car broke down and I had to ride my bike to work and the amount of bottles n cans in three gutter blew my mind. More ppl consistently drink and drive than cops can keep up with. What the solution? DUI = death penalty? Create "roads for drunks"?

>>742976022
Yep I've chucked them all into a zipped folder with a password several times, but keep coming back to them because nothing else gets me off anymore coz I'm so used to watching the love of my life get gangbanged by random guys. It's completely my fault because I know the solution but can't bring myself to do it

I used to be a bitch and post online whenever I got sad. 4chan friend made me realize I was fag. Ever since then Ive stopped talking about my problems and my constant depression. Middle school edgy emo fag shit aside, I have honestly considered suicide more seriously multiple times.

i am gay

My cousin and I have been in a text/snapchat only relationship since the day she turned 18. We've never had a chance to do anything in person, but I don't think we would if we did. I'm ten years older, and married with children.

>>742975297
Make some for me?

>>742976073
what country you in? lets arrange something then...

I masturbated to nudes I found of my sister, wanna do it again.

>>742976200
I feel for you brother. I'm in a similar situation, minus the gangbangs, which sound hot.

That SD card I speak of might as well live in my computer. Shit's hard!

>>742976306
Norway, doubt you're in the neighborhood

I eat soup with a fork

me 12 to 13 my best friend had a sister who was 16 at the time and I used to steal her underwear and cum all over them

>>742963131
I'm a 25 year old virgin, I have never even kissed a woman and have never gotten a hug from a non female family member.

I miss my ex and constantly stare into her eyes in pictures I have leftover. Im the one who fucked up, and there is litterally nothing I can do to change it. I would do anything to have her back.

one time i was at house with parnets

they ask me go downstairs for milk drink

but just two week befor they grownded mee

so i give them some off my milk in thr cow drink ;)

truth was hidden for eternity til the post

>>742971822
6/10

>>742963511
Damn waste of dope man. You should have rationed it you know. Like 1 snort a week or somethinf

>>742976424
London
not so far

>>742966076
>cum rag is a shirt and i wear
TEN TIMES IN ONE SINGLE SESSION

true story, of when i was like 11 or something.
>beat that
protip: cant

>>742976473
I'm 23, same boat. Going to an hero soon.

>>742976394
I'm pretty sure I actually have the most/best quality fakes out of anyone in the world, it's gotten to the point where I have a photoshop file with layers and layers of all her different faces that I've taken from every photo of her, which makes it easier to match her face with whatever fucked up porno photos I find that match up with her.

I masturbate only to BBW's (fat women) and BHM's (fat men)

>>742963131
I used to watch my gf fuck other guys

>>742969792
English motherfucker, do you speak it?

>>742976622
Were you serious then?

spy cam wife. show pictures and videos to friend.

>>742976787
Did she like it? Did you like it?
How did it happen to begin wit?

I get hard imaging me getting fatter and masturbate to this
[Spoiler] is that okay? [/spoiler]

>>742977043
definately thinking about it. message me on skype mattb179

Junior yr of college, at bar. See former mid forties teacher with group of other teachers there for an in-service. She's drunk, starts feeling me up. I buy her more drinks.
>They're staying in dorms (summer).
> Go back with them.
Her roommate leaves
>implied thumbs up
>Kissing/oral/ straight missionary
>cum inside her, no condom
>she goes to sleep
>holy shit

I quietly leave, go back to my apartment
Many faps had reliving that unexpected gift

>>742976663
Sounds like quite the talent. Got a sample?
Did you photograph any nudes?

>>742970075
Where you her first?

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>>742977309
Not gonna post a pic of my ex but here's one I made of Emma Watson, so you can see how good I am at photoshop :P

>>742977066
She loved being watched
It turned me cuckold

She found my porn links and they were all 3somes and gang bangs. She asked if I thought of her as the girl. Then together we found cuckold porn. After a few times of fucking to that she declared she wanted to cuckold me.

We found a much older guy on craigslist and went for a drink. Took him back to her student halls and watched him fuck her til she came everywhere.

>>742975330
this is the biggest pile of rubbish i ever read

>>742977172
I'll think about it.

>>742976245
>My cousin and I have been in a text/snapchat only relationship since the day she turned 18. We've never had a chance to do anything in person, but I don't think we would if we did. I'm ten years older, and married with children.
fuck her right in the pussy

>>742977430
Talent! I hope you have a job in graphic design, because you'd do really well in that field

>>742977554
sure, you had arrangements with anyone apart from your boss?

>>742973041
She seems curious but not disgusted. Send your dick, wait response, profit.

>>742977430
Yeah that's actually pretty good. For some reason all the high-quality fakes seem to be Emma.

>>742977648
No, just with him

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>>742977624
Yeah I do, if only my bosses know what I really used my talent for lol

I almost double teamed my gf last week end. MMF. Lots of oral and masturbation but no penetration sadly. Still it was hella hot getting my dick sucked while my best friend was eating/fingering her pussy.

Im dating an all vanilla chubby girl.
Can't wait to turn her into a slutty schoolgirl slave.

>>742963131
Im again in love with a random person from the internet. But this time I think its gonna happen. Or not. Maybe Im just fooling myself again... Whatever. I have a new reason to get and up do the things I need to do.

>>742977728
Maybe you'll get a raise? lol

>>742977728
>>742977624
Different Anon.
Just been accepted in a graphic designer course. Really happy to know it's gonna be useful!

>>742977868
I married my girlfriend from the internet and it turned out really well. It's about commitment and willingness to travel. I wish you luck

>>742977588
I fucking wish. You have no idea. But we both know the payoff wouldn't be worth the trouble.

>>742966674
Who hasn't. I've fucked my 3 cousins.

>>742977887
Careful, it's a fucked up kind of power knowing you can turn anyone you know into a pornstar with a bit of photoshopping

>>742978108
>>742977887
With great power come great responsability ! I'll keep it in mind !

The thing I fear most in life is that I am not worthy of great things that might bring joy and thrill in my meaningless existence; that I am destined to live, and die, a normie.

>>742977961
Thank you very much! He seems to be one. Lets see.

>>742969351
That would've been impossible for me. I would have been hard the whole time.

>>742975776
Nice, enjoy your new life

>>742977722
ok well give me a shout

>>742969351
moar info

>>742976007
You're a bro

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>>742977686
well here's one I did of Megan Fox too :P

There's a woman across the way from me. When he niece comes over and mostly goes around half naked, I sit at the window and wank like a madman

>>742977728
Can I get some contact info?
For you btw

>>742966076
like 22, when i was 13. absolutely no way i'll ever hit numbers like that again. it was glorious

I'm addicted to sex which forces me to never be in relationship with someone and makes me feel utterally alone. I cant keep a girlfriend because of this more then a week.

>>742978638
I just quit my job. About to go for a new record. Wish me luck bros

>>742978586
sure email me on fakesnake5000@gmail

I stalked a girl who did me wrong, At first I was going to just fuck with her and make her "pay" but I fell in love with the fact that she doesnt know anything that I do that affects her privacy. I know her netflix passwords,email,FB, etc. She lives on 2 acres of land and I crawl to her window and watch her sleep,eat in bed,masturbate,study, and cry. It turns out shes just a sad person So i stopped and she is just another person in the world.

>>742963511
Where's ma money bitch?

>>742978711
godspeed, anon

>>742978501
To be fair, I'm not that fine and upstanding. I just had other fuck buddies and she was kinda embarrassing to be around. A freak in bed though. Pretty sure that's the only reason the two of them are still together.

>>742973111
>my gf of 8 years

Reported, sick fuck

>>742978852
How did you get her passwords?

I watch anime,
I have almost a gig of gay furry porn pictures,
Im gay and I really like to wear female clothes(from jackets to panties to shoes, especially thigh socks).
Im a closeted trap and I want a bad dragon dildo.
i also have a furry fetish.

>>742973111
>I lost my virginity at a young age to another guy
>to another guy
>guy

Doesn't count.