In the bathroom at hyvee. What shenanigans should I do? Rules

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>>742947288
should of just said
>no fun.

>>742947288
Take a shit in the urinal

>>742947288
Fap at urinal. Don't stop when someone comes in

cum on toilet seat

Put your feet up in the stall so they can't be seen. Wait for someone to come into the bathroom and then let out the most autistic ear piercing screech you can.

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>>742947382
reroll

>>742947511
well...there we go then. Film it OP?

>>742947288
Stuff as much tp in toilet. Throw underwear and loose change on top then take shit

>>742947288
shit on floor, cum on shit, make epitaph over it with toilet paper and set it on fire while screaming

>>742947511
congrats

helpful smile in every aisle

Write or scratch "Newfags can't triforce" into the stall wall.

>>742947382
roll

>>742947609
Reroll

>>742947382
this.

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Transcript
>OH MY GODDDDD (screamed)
What in the hell?
>pooping feels so good
Haha good for you man

rub your knob on the toilet seat

>>742947609
Roll

>>742947288
Depends. Which store or city?

>>742947791
ask him if he wants to hold hands

Cum on one of the faucet heads.

show us your cock

Where are you OP? I'll hang out with you in mensrooms

>>742948231
Put your dick through the door crack.

>>742948466
WINRAR

What state and city anon?

Make the loudest and wettest fapping sound you can along with the most autistic moaning you can muster. Film too plz

peel your foreskin back and rub your finger in the cheese

>>742948466
>>742948231

>>742948466


>>742948577
66 & 77 OP

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>>742948697
A Fuckin wine tool? Do you just carry that around with you at all times?

>>742948697
ask the next person to come in if they have ever jacked another man off before. if their answer is no, you know where to proceed with this OP

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>>742947382

>>742948811
Double dubs. You better fucking do it OP

>>742947382
Reroll

>>742948803
I'm a server at a fine dining restaurant

>>742948073
This rollllll

Shit on the floor

>>742948868
Fuck me really?

>>742948811
Oh my fuck winrar rip op

>>742948811
double dubs OP has to do it now

>>742948830
Throw the roll of toilet paper over the stall across the bathroom.

>>742948981
moan at the bread

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I'm gonna get kicked out. Going to other end of store

>>742948981
Stick bagget down pance and leave it in until you leave the store, and if any one asks what it is just ask if they like your cock or some stupid shit.

>>742948981
Throw cheese over the aisles and film it

Well that is a hyvee.

>>742949115
doesn't look like he's about to throw you out faggot

>>742948577
Don't forget about this one OP

>>742949115
throw the bread back there at them

>>742949200
He just started talking to his co worker but quietly

>>742949115
Spray the store with spray deo.

>>742949255
and a win

>>742949255
Winrar

>>742949169
rolling for this

>>742949169
Rollerino

>>742947288
Ask a random guy if they will jerk you off in the bathroom if he says yes go through with it

>>742949169
Reroll

>>742949388
WINRAR!!!!!!!!!!!!! Video it op.

>>742949388
he's already out of the bathroom you nigger sucker

>>742949388
Fucking jesus WINRAR

>>742949388
Nice double dubs of eights.

>>742949438
which one did you do?

Ask the baker if he wants to jerk you off, and tell him you wont judge and bite your lip.

>>742949438
Psriscope your arrest faggot

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>>742949438

Top of the lung screeching, like I'm talkin fucking demon from the depths of hell type of screeching

>>742949438
Vid or it didnt happen.

>>742949513
He started saying shit about sexual harassment and I tossed a loaf of bread while looking him and a dead eye stare. "I'm gonna call the cops on you shithead!!!"

Go up and slap him on the ass mid conversation and yell. I AM THE MACHINE.

>>742949543
Livestream it on what ever periscope was first thing I thought of

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>>742949438
Oh fuck, my sides are about to take off

>>742949566
winrar, you can do this during your arrest

Run

>>742949566
Win

Go pick up a loaf of bread and begin pretending to jerk it off like a dick and stare him right in the eyes.

>>742949655
Where?

>>742949655
Anon gets dubs and gives logical advice. Go OP fucking run

Tonight op delivered. Kudos sir.

>>742949702
Roll

>>742949605
Yea sure, periscope or vid, none of this happened.

>>742949605
Hell yea

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>>742949713

pretty sure thats the hyvee i shop at and i gotta say, youre pretty retarded anon

Yeah periscope

>>742949821
Get some of thise herseys pretzels they look good

Go pick up a loaf of bread and begin pretending to jerk it off like a dick and stare him right in the eyes.

(Reroll)

>>742949857
All hyvees look the same though.

>>742949857
What city or town

>>742949892
Roll

>>742949821
dubs for the chex mix

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>>742949605
you aint gotta lie to kick it

New goal, what do I buy ?

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>>742949916

Mfw I will never get the dubs.

Jack off into the sink when someone comes in, don't stop.

>>742950033
good job faggot

>>742949821
Get the Reese's pretzels and then run faggot

>>742950111
OH BABY TRIPS

>>742950112
Thanks daddy.

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Op why don't you record or livestream any of this? Makes me think it's fake

>>742950111
Winrar

>>742950111
Deliver OP

>>742950111
Winner!

>>742947288
Poop on the floor.
Poop in the toilet tank.
Print Nicholas Cage pictures and paste them everywhere.
Cry.

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>>742950111

>>742950282
Hint of lime? The fucking mad man. That shit gross.

Start singing the This is the song that never ends the whole time you are in the store.

>>742950111
It's trips OP, you gotta

>>742950498
Fuckton of condoms

Get hot cheetos and cheese whizz to put on them.

>>742950282
Hint of jalapeno way better. Dubs and you have to hit on the cashier

>>742950556
Reroll

>>742950498
Get cucumbers and some type of lubricant(at least 3 jars).

crawl into an occupied stall

>>742950566
Cheez Whiz for OP!

>>742950566
Winrar

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>>742950498
Bleach and a few shotglasses

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I fucking hate Cheetos and the cashier is 60

Hit on the cashier

>>742950494
OP's a fag he wont do it

Get 5 cans of whipped cream and 5 cans of shaving cream. And eggs 5 dozen eggs.

Whiskey and/or vodka. Your preference but you must get some over-the-counter drugs as well

>>742950498
Mentos man

>>742950677
Winrar

>>742950649
FeelsBadMan why does op have to be a faggot

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>>742950566

When you go to cash out, pretend everything is super fucking heavy and that you can barely lift it.

Periscope this

>>742950639
Ask her if she wants to suck your cock

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>>742950111
He wont do it

>>742950640
Fuckin rollin

>>742950731
It's illegal

>>742950755
Seriously OP just do it, you've even got dubs now

Bottle of whiskey and 2bottles of extra strength sleeping pills.

>>742950755
You gotta do it op

>>742950806
But... the trips

>>742950677
>>742950809
where's the whiskey and/or vodka faggot?

>>742950830
Roll

>>742950809
Hating cheetos is the real crime here. Dubs and you have to act autistic when checking out. Like slur your speech and make weird pauses

>>742950877
Wasted dubs

>>742950877
Don't sell at this hour
-OP

>>742950809
ayyy delivered. I am content,

But if these are dubs, you need to give us a video of you eating them.

>>742950877
>Thinking OP is of legal age

>>742950640
Reroll

>>742950830
Reroll

>>742950907
Dubs confirmed dubs. OP's gotta do it now or he dies

>>742950111
OP it's trips do it faggot

Put your bare ass on the windows when you leave

>>742950640
Roll

Buy some condoms and ask the cashier if she wants to test them with you

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>>742951081
Roll

>>742950924
Anything to replace the alcohol?

>>742951081
Rolling for this one

>>742950830
Roll

>>742951172
Roll

>>742951175
Cough syrup

>>742947288
take shit in sink

>>742951172
Roll

>>742951081
Reroll

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>>742951081
This

>>742951172
Reroll

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Reply OP delivered or your mother will die in her sleep

>>742951250
Go with cough syrup OP. Then chug it

>>742951172
Reroll

>>742950809
Go to female cashier when paying, ask them on a date regardless of looks/age.

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>>742951081
ROLLING FOR IT

>>742951081
gonna have to reroll some treeps for this one

>>742951353
Rerolling.

>>742951321
Forcefully grab her ass

>>742951172
This, make sure they are magnums though

>>742951081
Just keep rolling rolling rolling rolling

>>742951081
Rollerino

>>742951353
Rawling. Gunna get sum pootang.

>>742951172
roll

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>>742951321
Not today fucko

>>742951081
Reroll

>>742951081
Le roll

>>742951401
Dats illegal nigs

>>742951353
Rolling. Take pic of cashier as well.

>>742951081
Roll

>>742951497
Do it for the dubs no balls haHAA

>>742951081
holy fuck, roll

>>742951353
Roll

>>742951081
Trips for the meme.

>>742951497
Only illegal if you get caught

>>742951081
Reroll

e

>>742951586
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OP= no fun

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>>742951081
NO BITCH NIGGAS, TRIPS TIME.

>>742951586
roll to push your gf down to the floor/down stairs and then start roaring like a lion

Wow he really should've bought condoms

>>742951586
Show pregnant gf spread pussy

>>742951622
wasted dubs

>>742951675
Rolling

>>742951586
Show preggo puss

>>742951669
Thats fucked. But imma roll for it anyways

>>742951675
Roll

>>742951586
Oh god he's whipped he's not coming back you guys really think OP is gonna be allowed out after he goes home? This shits gonna 404 far before he ever pulls in the drive way

>>742951675
Million times this.

Take a shit in the middle of the nearest local park

>>742951799
Winrar

>>742951799
Winnar! I got the assist

>>742951799
WINNER

>>742951799
win

Show pregnant girlfriend pussy.

>>742951799
DUBS CONFIRMED OP MUST SHOW PREGO PUSS

>>742951866
Double dubs

i dont know if all hyvees look the exact same on the inside. but that one looked like the one in my town. where do u live op?

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Eat snacks off gf ass

>>742951977
Woah good idea

>>742951977
we got a winner

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>>742951977

Illinois

>>742952211
What town?

Fuck you snack niggers, spread pussy dubs won first

>>742951977
ez cheese outta the vagina or riot

>>742952286
he can easily do both at once

>>742952361
Feed the baby ez cheese

>>742952286
Pussy first, snacks after. Chill my knee-grow

>>742952361
pour milk directly into vagina, then get her to stand up while you drink the milk that drips out, then moo like a calf

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Here it is. My gfs pussy

Are we gonna be divided between the "snack niggers" and the "pussy niggers"?

>>742947288
hyvee?! area code?

>>742952544
Great, now show us her vagina before we use that Facebook pic to dox you both.

>>742952544
why isnt it spread though

>>742952544
We've been bamboozled. Show us her vagene

>>742952628
He said he's in IL that's all we got so far

>>742952531
roll

>>742952544
she's pretty

Eat the hot cheetos and cheese whizz off of GFs ass.

>>742952654
rollin for mustache rides

Threats of dox? I'm out man, hope you're happy
-OP

>>742952544
Is it a boy or girl op?

Stick your dick in the cat's ass, use easy cheese for lube

Hey faggots we gotta be specific. OP, eat the snacks off her bare naked ass. No more bamboozling. Someone add on for more specifics.

>>742952855
No don't leave us op

I just want to see ez cheese get licked off her ass so I can go to sleep already

>>742952901
He wasn't going to deliver anyway

Op is gonna bail.

>>742952900
This

>>742953038
It don't matter. OP abandoned thread. Fags were gonna dox

>>742953117
Fuck op. Gunna track his nigger ass down now. He knew wtf dubs demanded.

>>742948803
>Wine tool

>>742953211
Please do, I'm stuck phone posting or I'd already be on it

>>742953211
Track his ass bro... ill watch

>>742953345
>>742953366
Will be home to pc in 8 minutes

>>742953189
someone report this fucker to the police.

>>742951321
OP Delivered

Spiderman thread?

>>742953625
deliver

>>742953438
Report my nuts in your mouth. Nothing illegal in that vid