gaping doggy buttholes thread
gross thread
What does it feel like to make someone's asshole gape?
>>742944118
I'd love to give many different pokemon a gaping hole or two too
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I just want another furry to suck on and be sucked by. -__-
>>742944220
Feels good
>>742944300
I do not think I"d be much into blown out holes.
Toyt buttholes
>>742944622
What does good feel like?
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>>742944634
but anal is so great when it hits all the right butt-ons its just heavenly
Post Squash butt.
>>742944709
Best way I could describe it that you'd understand is drinking.
>>742944775
But like, if they stay open after you've done it too much right?
>>742944775
I wanna hit some butt-ons.
But mostly I just wanna suck dick.
>>742944060
Nigga what?
>>742944060
How do you like bugs?
>>742944821
How insulting.
>>742944804
50 bucks.
>>742944895
No darling, watch better porn.
The sphincter is a muscle just like any other. unless you've stretched to the point of a violent fissure, the muscle will return to normal in a few minutes max. Just like taking a shit. And you'd know if something went too far.
>>742945062
idk why but I fucking love this picture
>>742944775
People tell me sex isnt great at all.
Which is it?
>>742945326
I don't really watch porn.
I am most likely thinking of the prolapsing that sometimes occurs with that sort of stuff.
>>742945505
Most of the time, it's terrible. Because just like with people in general, most of the people you meet are terrible. But sometimes its just not and suddenly its great and the best release of stress you could possible image.
I've had about 5 people who have really made me feel much from sex. 2 people who got me real close.
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>>742945760
Do you feel your words set on empty ears because this information is not relevant to a virgin?
>>742945808
I remember when you were still a virgin and said you'd never drink. What a big, grown boy you now are!
>>742945808
after seeing the monster you keep in your closet I'm surprised you can feel me at all
>>742945905
I miss eddy
Does any of you nerds have telegram? I made a telegram group, if youre interested
Meowwwww
>monster in his closet
>>742946086
now HE had a dick that could give you a prolapse
>>742946021
It's almost as if people mature and become open minded to new experiences.
Just because you're emotionally stunted doesn't mean the rest of us are.
>>742946067
It isn't like it hits the right spots like you do.
Real thing is always better.
>>742946148
I did not know that.
I visit the city he lives in fairly often, but I came around too late to really be good friends with him sadly.
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>>742946207
I didnt say you were, where did that come from? I was giving you a big'ole congratulations.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H_GvVnPsUeg
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>>742946447
And I'm sure it's not sarcastic at all.
>>742946599
Would it matter if it was or wasnt?
>>742946562
You want to get raped, old man?
>>742946148
Do someone has a pic ?
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>>742946805
anyone here furry irl??
>>742947179
fuck no that shit is weird
anyway I'm out night kids
Seriously, do someone have a dpicture of Eddy's dick ?
>>742947208
night daddy
>>742947148
Is it safe?
I guess I'll have to ask him then.
Hi James.
It's never safe.
>>742946772
I do not trust you to be genuine.
Hello. It is safe now.
>>742947751
Why trust someone who you dont care about?
Why even give the consideration of trust or not?
Isnt that what you told me?
>>742943950
it's just an icebreaker
>>742943963
was he fucked hard
>>742944093
yes
too bad i missed ed
>>742947969
I don't trust you because you're a flippantly emotional sociopath that tries to justify his shitty behavior and extremest tendencies by twisting what others say, injecting false narratives, or being outright volatile at the drop of a hat.
He's doing something in the kitchen.
apron, no pants
more likely: sweatpants, undershirt
Naked apron is a wonderful thying.
Thank god I missed him.
>>742948271
Does this mean you dont want to meet up at a bar anymore?
Who knows? He's an odd one. I think he is in bed now.
>>742948528
Bars are filthy.
If we're fucking we do it somewhere classy like the handicap stall at Olive Garden.
god if only i was in bed now, naked, with MY husband
>>742948505
Apron and bare ass, very nice.
I am still working to get a boyfriend.
>>742948809
Don't you have to stay in one place more than a month to achieve that?
>>742948271
there's a flaw in your argument, not that i disagree with your point. sociopaths are devoid of feeling real emotion, they just emulate it
>>742948645
Im a virgin, im not allowed to have sex.
>>742948864
I can't think of the other term that might describe it.
>>742948927
How unfortunate.
>>742948713
When you are making boom boom do you ever think how glad you are that you arent a virgin?
>>742948936
i think unstable, irrational narcissist is more fitting
or elliott rogers 2.0 kek
>>742949078
Alright, E.B. White.
Let's calm down.
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>>742948936
He's a delusional schizo. He's on the schizo personality disorder scale. Schizoid or schizotypal likely.
>>742949158
i have never written any books, only stupid short stories
>>742949160
hi Dash, it's antidepressant anon from the other day (yesterday? idr). how you feeling today?
>>742949160
I guess I recommend therapy, but beyond that I don't really care either way. It brings me no harm as of now.
>>742949294
I feel many things, good and bad.
>>742949311
Medication is likely what he needs. From what I can glean, he sounds like a timorous schizotypal.
"Timorous schizotypal A structural exaggeration of the active-detached pattern. It includes avoidant, negativistic features. Warily apprehensive, watchful, suspicious, guarded, shrinking, deadens excess sensitivity; alienated from self and others; intentionally blocks, reverses, or disqualifies own thoughts."
>>742949446
I know a few people like that.
>>742949709
Schizo disorders sound pretty bad. I feel bad for those kind of people, Nibi included, because you really can't do much to make them change their perspective. Therapy I suppose is the best option, but it doesn't sound easy to treat, which I would know a thing or two about.
>>742949314
hey at least there is good. like bob ross said, gotta take the good and the bad. if there's anything specific you wanna talk about you're welcome to hit me up on discord/telegram :>
>>742949936
Thanks. I actually just did a lot of talking. It helped a bit. Just have to keep pushing on. I also cut my med dosage from 3x pills at once to 2 because I really want off of them, so it's going to be a bit harder, but I can manage.
>>742949881
>"Here let us cuck you"
pffahahahaha
>>742950154
"People with schizoid personality disorder rarely seek treatment for their condition.[1] This is an issue found in many personality disorders, which prevents many people who are afflicted with these conditions, who tend to view their condition as not conflicting with their self-image and their abnormal perceptions and behaviors as rational and appropriate, from coming forward for treatment.[48] There is little data on the effectiveness of various treatments on this personality disorder due to the infrequency of encountering this personality disorder in clinical settings.[1] However, those in treatment have the option of medication and therapy."
Time for bed.
>>742950313
Sleep well, Squash.
Who here all has telegram? Got a group up for us/friends, if you guys would like to join?
Meowwww
>>742950262
The only treatment I need is a blowjob and an ass to fuck.
>>742950504
You may actually be schizoid which I was also considering based on the similarity and comorbidity.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Schizoid_personality_disorder#Millon.27s_subtypes
"Depersonalized schizoid (including schizotypal features) Disengaged from others and self; self is disembodied or distant object; body and mind sundered, cleaved, dissociated, disjoined, eliminated."
>>742950663
I dont give a fuck.
>>742948210
Yes
twice now
I really like psychology, and learning about personality disorders and the like. It gives a look into the all the nuances of the human mind. That and I'm sure I have one myself.
>>742950834
Of course you don't.
>>742949446
Thanks whoever you are. I'm pretty sure this is what's wrong with me.
>>742950416
The fuck is telegram?
>>742951141
Telegram is a messaging app and program. For phones and computers.
>>742951035
Hypochondriac
hy·po·chon·dri·ac
a person who is abnormally anxious about their health.
>>742951035
You are very welcome. I'm glad to help others who may have some kind of disorder, that way we don't feel so alone. We're not crazy, just different.
>>742951322
I may be that, too. I was just thinking about it as well.
This is where my fear of paranoid schizophrenia comes in. Coincidences everywhere.
>>742951253
So I gotta DL another app. And why haven't you linked up?
>>742951404
They aren't coincidences.
I came here to ask everyones acct of their first time getting pounded in the ass.
>>742951496
Good app, and didn't want to link if no one seemed interested in it.
https://t.me/joinchat/DDc8Ug3TT3rQhZ1QNPuLoA
Here's the link to join the telegram group chat
>>742951554
That's what I tell myself so I don't go completely insane. If they are then it's self-feeding insanity. If not then I can stay sorta sane knowing that everything really is connected and I'm not a raving lunatic.
>>742951404
Why dont you had over to /r/iamverysmart.
This makes 3 days in a row I've seen someone say the exact thing I was thinking on a completely unrelated note. The amount of times I've seen someone in the last month say something out of the blue that made no sense in any other context than what I was thinking is weirding me out too.
>>742951990
Because I don't claim to be smart.
>>742951706
in a way, it all is. atomically, physically, biologically
there's a really cool youtube channel i like called Symphony of Science that features that quote, it's pretty popular you've probably already heard of it
>>742952071
That's what they all say. (But they are secretly smart)
>>742952090
I may have. I've always wanted to know why everything seemed to connected. String theory and universe theories are my favorite. If I was smart enough I would study theoretical physics or particle physics, but I don't have nearly the mathematical capabilities as a high school dropout.
>>742952185
You're probably right about that. It's a shame you don't see yourself the right way.
>>742952461
Shove your opinion up your ass.
>>742952586
I don't have opinions; I have facts.
>>742952627
Shove your opinion up your ass.
>>742952783
Swallow my load of facts.
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>>742952814
just fuck already jesus
you fight like an old couple i swear
>>742952814
Swallow my dick you faggot bitch.
>>742952936
I've tried, but he's so paranoid and delusional he thinks I'd try to fuck him over.
>>742952947
Come down here and meet me.
Aaand that's another for the mental archives.
>>742953020
If I met you id beat your skull open with a hammer.
>>742949018
no, i never think about virginity because it doesn't matter to me
>>742953271
For what? Trying to help you? See, you said I was going to kill you, but here you are saying it.
>>742953020
Nibi seems like the kind of person who isn't down for flings. seems like he wants a life partner
>>742953317
Im sleepy
>>742953339
He's going to have a hard time finding one. I'm crazy enough myself and have lived with enough of it. I can't handle more crazy.
>>742953317
Then why arent you a virgin?
>>742953381
is it time to cuddle him
>>742953468
i have had sex
>>742953325
For challenging me.
>>742953561
Why did you have sex?
>>742953581
I'm not challenging you. Just telling you what you have and how to fix it. I realize it's like talking to a brick wall, but that makes me feel better because at least it makes me feel like I'm trying to help.
>>742953561
We already did.
That just lead to more sex and cream pies
>>742953683
If you dont agree with me you are challenging me.
>>742953821
That's the problem: there's nothing to agree or disagree with. You act like everyone is fighting against you, like the world is out to get you, when that's not true.
>>742947962
your art blows
>>742953821
>hurr if you're not with me you're against me
that's not how rational humans behave
>>742954226
Sure.
>>742954230
He isn't rational. He is legitimately deluded because he has schizoid personality disorder. I feel bad for him, really.
>>742954340
I know youre the dumb statue guy
>>742954379
Right.
>>742953889
They are, you are denying that. You are challenging me.
>>742954230
Then you're against me. Go fuck yourself.
>>742954503 freak out and pick a new medium again
>>742954556
You're right, I am challenging you. I'm denying it because I know the truth, and the truth is that I wouldn't be challenging you if I didn't care. If I care then that means I'm not out to get you.
>>742953627
reptile brain assumed absolute control
now i have sex because i like the person i do it with
otherwise i'd masturbate 100% of the time
>>742953701
cuddle and then SLEEP?
>>742954627
I have only ever had one medium.
>>742954714
Maybe
Maybe round 3 who knows.
>>742954723
Your new medium sucks, and no one appreciates the autism it inspires.
>>742954855
but you desperately need rest
>>742954940
But cummies
>>742954937
I don't care.
>>742954556
i have tried, unsuccessfully.
leave lazarus be, he's just expressing himself. i wish he'd post gfur porn instead of art all the time though
>>742954684
A male only challenges another male for three reasons. To steal food, to steal mates, or dominate a lesser male to fuck his asshole.
Id kill you for any one of those.
>>742954714
Why cant I have that?
>>742955196
hahahahahahahaa
you're an idiot, nibi
>>742955196
Incorrect. I challenge you in hopes you try to better yourself. Again, you're deluded into thinking the world is out to get you. If I put my hand out, would you trust me to take it?
>>742955313
you're too weird of a dude.
>>742955338
Shove your hand up your ass.
>>742955440
If that's what you want, sure.
>>742955178
I don't have any porn at all.
>>742955435
Are you not weird?
>>742955756
i definitely don't say the insane things you say
>>742955480
that's unhealthy, you should have at least 2tb
>>742955843
Being angry about not getting sex is why I dont get sex.
>What came first, the chicken or the egg.
>>742956071
Why would I do that?
>>742956157
being unhealthy is healthy these days, didn't you know?
>>742956077
the reptiles
>>742956077
Then stop being angry, you dumbass.
>>742956215
I don't jerk off, so why would I have porn?
>>742956258
There isnt anything else to do.
man I just wanted to wank, this drama shit is why people hate the gays
>>742956608
I hate gays too.
>>742956077
dont imagine it helps
I just want to satiate my curiosity and rail the fuck out of a cute fem boy and feel their cock twitch in my mouth.
>>742956886
Helps what?
>>742956312
now THAT is actually unhealthy. i recommend masturbation at least 3x a week
trust me i consider myself a doctor
>>742957273
I find myself to be completely disgusting. So masturbation is wholly out of the question.
>>742957388
why, if you don't mind me asking?
>>742957571
He looks like that ugly communist Shia LeBeouf bitch boy.
>>742957571
Because I am a bad person.
>>742957688
Also this.
>>742957723
no one is wholly bad or evil
everyone has redeeming qualities, even Nibi
This is why I know im ugly. People would rather have gay sex with an ugly ass shitty discount Shia than be in the same room as me.
>>742958066
it's not always about the physical attraction
emotional availability and charm are important
>>742958054
I'm not interested in redemption. I'm interested in freedom.
>>742958161
you've already got freedom
exercise it :)
>>742958144
People line up to get fucked by Chad while he beats them and calls them scum.
>>742958200
I don't have freedom. None of us do.
>>742958283
avoid those people as prospects then, it's unfair to lump every non-virgin into the Chad or Britney category